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Previously on Desperate Housewives...
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Bree discovered
a family secret.
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Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
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Lynette struggled
with chemotherapy...
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while susan took joy
in being pregnant...
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I'm eating for two.
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The biggest obstacle
to Carlos and Gaby...
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The I.R.S. Could make me
testify against you.
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Was the promise edie forced
Carlos to make. We're engaged.
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I really did care for edie,
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But I can't let her
ruin my life.
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trevor! Over here!
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all children
love to play games.
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But before
they can race their bikes
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Or jump their ropes
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Or toss their frisbees,
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Children understand they must
first convince their friends
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To play along with them.
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The same is true for adults.
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Hi, Gaby. It's me.
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I'm throwing a party
saturday night.
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Guess what kind?
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A charades party?
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Didn't you just throw one?
No, that was a year ago.
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Oh. Right. Guess it's time
for another one.
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Sure is. Can you come?
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Um... sorry.
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Victor needs me
at this... political thing.
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Damn. Damn, damn.
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Aw! You have to come.
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You'u're the best
charades player I know.
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That's sweet...
and totally accurate.
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But I'm really whipped
from the chemo, so...
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oh, there's my other line.
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Can you ask me next time,
okay, hon? Okay, bye.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, bree.
Mm, what's up?
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Well, I stopped by katherine's
last night just to get a recipe,
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And you'll never believe
what I overheard.
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She slapped her kid?! No!
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Yes, and get this...
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when adam said dylan was just
going to keep asking questions,
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Katherine said...
and I quote...
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"well, we're just gonna
have to find better lies. "
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Qoh, hang on. I've got
another call. Don't answer it!
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It's susan. She's hosting
another game night.
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Another one? It's time
for an anonymous letter.
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Wait... is katherine going
to susan's charade night?
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Probably. Why?
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We should go, too.
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Get a few drinks in her,
see if she loosens up.
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Well, I doubt
a woman like katherine
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Is gonna spill her secrets
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Just because she's had a
little wine. I don't know.
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You came out with
some interesting things
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Before you swore off the
sauce. Well, none that I recall.
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Didn't you tell me
you lost your virginity
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In the backseat of a... point
well taken. I'll bring the wine.
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Susan, good news.
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We can come to the party
after all.
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Hey, you know who else
you should invite?
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Yeah, I am feeling much better,
so count me in.
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Will our new neighbor
be coming?
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Of course!
I love your charades parties.
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And I hope you're inviting that
delightful katherine mayfair.
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So you were paid
a very nice compliment today.
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I was?
Yes.
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I am hosting
a charades party,
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And all of my friends
went out their way
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To insist I invite you.
Really?
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Mm-Hmm.
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Yes, not all adults
like to play games.
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But the ones who do...
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play to win.
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Desperate housewives
season 04 epdisode 03
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Stella wingfield
hated to cook.
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Still, she spent
that friday morning
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Grating cheese...
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and greasing a pan...
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and laying in macaroni
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Because her eldest daughter
was sick,
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And stella could no longer
sit by and do nothing.
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Lunchtime!
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Oh. No, thanks.
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Oh, come on.
I made it for you special.
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You've gotta
keep your strength up.
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I appreciate the effort,
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But I told you,
i can't keep anything down,
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And f. Y.I., mac and cheese
is halfway to vomit.
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You might as well have given me
a plate of creamed corn.
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Aren't you taking
the anti-Nausea drug?
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Yeah, I am taking it.
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It's just... not working.
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Oh. Well, um...
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i know something that might
help your nausea
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And boost your appetite.
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Um... perhaps a little visit
from my old friend...
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mary jane?
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You're suggesting pot?
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A lot of chemo patients
use it. Hell, I did.
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Yeah.
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Oh, come on.
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Let mama score you
some kick-Ass chronic.
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"Kick-Ass chronic"?
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Uh-Huh.
You're a grandmother.
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Shouldn't you be off somewhere
knitting an afghan?
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Just trying
to ease your pain.
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Well, thanks,
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But I prefer
not to get my medication
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From some guy
under a bridge.
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Suit yourself.
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Hey.
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What's this?
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A crib.
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Oh, and look...
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safety latch.
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I figured if the baby
takes after you,
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"Accident-Proof" is key.
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Honey, you know, I'm still
in my first trimester.
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Um, don't you think
it's a little early
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To be making cribs?
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Early would be
painting it pink or blue.
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But...
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i got both,
so we're covered either way.
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great.
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And whether
it's a boy or a girl,
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Colts fan.
That's non-Negotiable.
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Mm.
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Um, bree's home.
I'll be right back.
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Look sharp. It's susan.
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God, it's getting
harder and harder
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To keep her
at arm's length.
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I never knew
she was such a hugger.
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You want me to run
interference? No, no?
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Yeah? Good.
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Hey, susan! What's up?
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I need a favor.
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Um, I remember you
mentioning
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That you liked
your obstetrician.
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Can I get his number?
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I thought
you were using dr. Mayfair.
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Yeah, I don't know.
It's getting a little weird.
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You know,
adam is my neighbor.
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But you don't mind
orson being your dentist.
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Well, that's because
i don't blush
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When orson says,
"open wide. "
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You know, my o. B.
Is all the way across town.
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You just do not want
to drive that far.
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Oh, well, we could schedule
our appointments together
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And carpool.
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You know...
pregnant gals on the road.
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it does sound fun,
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But I don't think my doctor's
taking on any new patients.
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Oh, I can talk him into it.
What's his name?
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I, um...
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don't remember.
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You don't remember?
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No. You know, I usually
just call him "doctor. "
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bree,
just get me the number.
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Ooh.
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Here you go, but please
don't mention my name.
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As I said, you know,
he's overbooked,
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And I just don't want
to get on his bad side.
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I'm so excited. Pregnant gals
sharing a doctor!
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Ah-Choo!
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Oh, bless you. Oh! Sorry,
probably just allergies,
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But, you know, you don't want
to take any chances.
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right.
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Hey.
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Can I get a drink?
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Yeah, sure.
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By the way,
you missed a spot.
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Oh, thanks.
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Anytime.
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I'd say
the car is clean enough.
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Katherine.
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You two seemed awfully friendly.
Do you know her?
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No. We said two words. She criticized
my car washing. Hmm. It's funny.
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When I criticize you, you don't
put on a big, goofy grin.
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You really need
to stop this.
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Given our history, shouldn't i
be saying that to you?
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Katherine, I can't
just not speak to women.
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I'm a gynecologist,
for god's sake.
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Yes, I know.
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But you don't have to bring
your work home with you.
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You leaving already?
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Ah, edie asked me to help her
pick out a gift for her sister,
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So I gotta
swing by the mall.
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When can I see you next?
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Well, victor has
a teachers' union thing
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On thursday.
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Guess I'll see you
on thursday.
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Carlos,
what's happening here?
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I mean, with us. Why are we
still sneaking around?
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You know exactly why.
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Oh, come on. Edie's recovered
from her little suicide attempt.
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Don't you think it's time to move
on? I've got some things going on,
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And I need them to pay off
before I can make a move.
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Really,
i don't have a choice.
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Okay, but if you did
have a choice,
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Would it be a hard one?
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I mean, it's not like you're
in love with edie, is it?
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No, I don't love edie.
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And I've got a plan to get her
out of my life forever.
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Just give me two weeks, okay?
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A bracelet's always nice.
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For edie's sister.
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Good idea.
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Here's the thing...
my daughter has cancer.
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She's so nauseous,
she's stopped eating,
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And I can't just stand by
and watch her waste away.
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So I asked around,
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And people thought you might
be able to get me what I need.
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You follow my drift?
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Um... yeah.
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You... you want me
to score you some weed.
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The best stuff you can get.
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Nothing's too good
for my little girl.
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Darling?
What is it?
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Well,
i don't want you to worry.
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I- I just got off the phone
with the convent.
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It seems danielle
took a little spill.
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You're 81/2 months pregnant!
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What in heaven's name
were you doing roller-Blading?
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I'm bored.
All I do is lay around.
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In your condition,
that's what you should be doing.
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And where on earth
did you get skates in a convent?
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I borrowed them from one
of the eating disorder girls.
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They have all
the good exercise equipment.
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Danielle,
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What if your reckless behavior
had hurt the baby?
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They're going to examine me.
I'm sure the baby's fine.
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Yes, and it is going
to stay that way
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Because I have instructed
sister theresa
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To keep you sequestered
in your room
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Until the baby is born. What
am I supposed to do for fun?
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You won't even get me
a dvd player.
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Well, I was hoping that you
could use these last few weeks
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For reflection
and personal growth.
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I hate you.
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Clearly,
it would be time well spent.
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How was the lasagna?
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Why don't you
ask it yourself?
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Honey.
Sorry.
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At least eat a little.
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We need you in fighting form
for charades tonight.
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Yeah, about that...
i don't think I'm gonna make it.
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You have to! You are
the charades assassin.
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They still talk about
the night that you guessed
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"The americanization of emily"
in 15 seconds.
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12.
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And that's my point.
I'm undefeated.
253
00:09:41,091 --> 00:09:42,058
Why spoil my winning streak
254
00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:43,558
By playing
when I'm not up to it?
255
00:09:43,658 --> 00:09:46,192
Honey, people...
know that you're sick.
256
00:09:46,459 --> 00:09:48,459
They don't expect you
to be at your absolute best.
257
00:09:49,659 --> 00:09:52,126
Tom, hair loss
and constant nausea...
258
00:09:52,126 --> 00:09:53,159
those are inconveniences.
259
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,993
Losing at charades
to susan meyer...
260
00:09:54,993 --> 00:09:56,760
that is just
flat-Out intolerable.
261
00:09:59,393 --> 00:10:00,027
Hey, andrew.
Hey.
262
00:10:00,127 --> 00:10:01,560
What's up?
Hey, mr. Scavo, um,
263
00:10:01,627 --> 00:10:03,627
A package for lynette's mom
got delivered to our house
264
00:10:03,627 --> 00:10:05,727
By mistake, so... oh! I'm
coming. I've got it, tom.
265
00:10:06,427 --> 00:10:09,961
It's a pattern. I'm...
knitting lynette an afghan.
266
00:10:43,864 --> 00:10:45,298
A friend of mine
recommended this place.
267
00:10:46,731 --> 00:10:48,098
It's not exactly what
i expected.
268
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:52,499
Must be one heck of a doctor,
though, huh?
269
00:10:53,132 --> 00:10:55,366
I don't know. I just come here
to buy clean urine.
270
00:10:58,566 --> 00:10:58,966
Shoo!
271
00:10:59,066 --> 00:11:01,299
Those are only for grown-Ups. Why?
272
00:11:01,599 --> 00:11:03,533
Because that have
special medicine in them.
273
00:11:03,533 --> 00:11:05,700
Like the grown-Up iced tea
you always drink?
274
00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:07,600
Similar. How about
some ice cream instead?
275
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,534
And you can watch tv
till your eyes fall out.
276
00:11:09,534 --> 00:11:10,567
Yeah!
Awesome.
277
00:11:10,567 --> 00:11:11,600
You stay.
278
00:11:13,201 --> 00:11:14,334
Grandma needs a favor,
279
00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:16,768
And you've got
just the face for it.
280
00:11:20,101 --> 00:11:22,035
Wow, sweetie.
Those really look delicious,
281
00:11:22,035 --> 00:11:24,035
But I just don't feel like
eating right now.
282
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,302
Just one, mom?
283
00:11:25,869 --> 00:11:26,902
I made them special...
284
00:11:27,369 --> 00:11:28,269
just for you.
285
00:11:38,337 --> 00:11:40,003
Mmm.
This really is delicious.
286
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:45,204
Now if there's an emergency,
287
00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:46,571
You can reach me
on my cell phone.
288
00:11:46,637 --> 00:11:48,571
Or they can just
walk across the street.
289
00:11:48,804 --> 00:11:50,071
Have fun, girls.
Don't do anything I would do.
290
00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:54,805
Adam seems
really laid-Back.
291
00:11:55,838 --> 00:11:56,805
yeah, he's pretty cool.
292
00:11:58,072 --> 00:12:00,939
Of course, everyone seems cool
compared to robo-Mom.
293
00:12:01,839 --> 00:12:02,706
hey, you never told me.
294
00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:04,539
What happened when you
asked her about your real dad?
295
00:12:05,039 --> 00:12:06,939
She freaked out,
just like I thought.
296
00:12:07,339 --> 00:12:08,373
She wouldn't tell me
anything.
297
00:12:10,473 --> 00:12:11,106
Well...
298
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,273
there are other ways
to find things out.
299
00:12:13,507 --> 00:12:14,940
Does your mom keep
any old papers?
300
00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:16,874
You know,
letters, diaries?
301
00:12:16,874 --> 00:12:18,074
Not that she shows me.
302
00:12:18,474 --> 00:12:19,974
There's stuff
in the storage room upstairs,
303
00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:22,541
But it's locked,
so forget about it.
304
00:12:25,608 --> 00:12:26,575
What kind of lock is it?
305
00:12:30,008 --> 00:12:31,675
Oh, come on in.
I was hoping you were susan.
306
00:12:33,042 --> 00:12:33,442
She's not here?
307
00:12:33,509 --> 00:12:35,276
No, and she's not answering
her cell phone. Where is she?
308
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,109
Well, she had an appointment
with this new obstetrician
309
00:12:37,209 --> 00:12:39,043
Over on river street,
but she should be here by now.
310
00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:40,309
Why would she see a doctor
over there?
311
00:12:40,409 --> 00:12:41,676
That's a terrible
neighborhood. It is?
312
00:12:41,676 --> 00:12:42,476
Yes. Don't you remember?
313
00:12:42,543 --> 00:12:44,076
That's where they murdered
those two prostitutes last year.
314
00:12:45,510 --> 00:12:47,177
We should help mike
with the food.
315
00:12:47,743 --> 00:12:49,344
Knock, knock.
we're here.
316
00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:49,977
Oh, good!
317
00:12:50,077 --> 00:12:52,777
Katherine, I was hoping
we'd get a chance to chat.
318
00:12:52,777 --> 00:12:54,944
open this now.
319
00:12:55,111 --> 00:12:58,311
Ugh. Susan's parties are
always such a snoozefest.
320
00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,511
The only thing
people will be miming is
321
00:12:59,511 --> 00:13:01,111
"Get me the hell
out of here. "
322
00:13:01,178 --> 00:13:03,012
Aren't you a little overdressed
for charades?
323
00:13:03,245 --> 00:13:05,012
Oh, I thought
that I'd look nice,
324
00:13:05,012 --> 00:13:06,845
Just in case
we decided to...
325
00:13:07,645 --> 00:13:10,612
oh, I don't know...
announce our engagement?
326
00:13:11,012 --> 00:13:12,779
we're not
announcing anything.
327
00:13:14,446 --> 00:13:15,480
It's susan and mike's party.
328
00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:17,646
I do not want to make it
all about us.
329
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,713
You're right, darling.
330
00:13:20,513 --> 00:13:21,947
I may drop a few hints,
though.
331
00:13:21,947 --> 00:13:23,314
Edie, let me be clear
on this.
332
00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:26,047
You are not to tell anyone
about our engagement, got it?
333
00:13:26,047 --> 00:13:28,914
Fine. I won't say a word.
334
00:13:41,349 --> 00:13:42,516
Oh, this is fantastic.
335
00:13:42,616 --> 00:13:44,449
You know edward ferber?
State senator?
336
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,583
Yes.
337
00:13:45,649 --> 00:13:48,450
His wife just got
picked up for shoplifting.
338
00:13:48,450 --> 00:13:49,716
Why is that fantastic?
339
00:13:49,716 --> 00:13:51,016
He was making noises
340
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,617
About going against me
for governor.
341
00:13:52,683 --> 00:13:53,650
I guess
the light-Fingered mrs. Ferber
342
00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:54,750
Just put an end to that.
343
00:13:54,850 --> 00:13:56,450
Why? It's not like
he shoplifted.
344
00:13:56,450 --> 00:13:57,550
It doesn't matter.
It's a scandal.
345
00:13:57,650 --> 00:13:59,951
You know what they do to poll
numbers. oh, that's right.
346
00:13:59,951 --> 00:14:02,351
I was reading about that in
"politics is boring" magazine.
347
00:14:02,751 --> 00:14:03,384
I'm just glad
i don't have to worry
348
00:14:03,484 --> 00:14:07,385
About you pulling crap like
that. Yeah, you're lucky.
349
00:14:10,118 --> 00:14:10,985
So where's lynette?
350
00:14:11,052 --> 00:14:12,919
She's usually
your charades m. V.P.
351
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,652
Ah, she wasn't feeling
so well,
352
00:14:14,752 --> 00:14:16,986
But, uh, you are still
going down, mister.
353
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,252
It's just a game, tom...
354
00:14:18,419 --> 00:14:20,086
a game you wish
you never played.
355
00:14:20,086 --> 00:14:20,886
So much work...
356
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:21,553
ahem.
357
00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:22,820
Oh, hi, Gaby.
358
00:14:22,886 --> 00:14:25,520
Katherine and I were just
talking about the old days.
359
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,987
So when you were living
with your aunt,
360
00:14:27,053 --> 00:14:30,087
Was dylan's father with you?
No, just me and dylan.
361
00:14:30,087 --> 00:14:32,887
Were you widowed
or divorced?
362
00:14:33,287 --> 00:14:36,321
Actually, I prefer not
to discuss my first marriage...
363
00:14:36,354 --> 00:14:37,621
if you don't mind.
364
00:14:37,721 --> 00:14:40,921
Oh. Well, we certainly
didn't mean to pry.
365
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,322
Let me just
tidge that up for you.
366
00:14:43,955 --> 00:14:45,055
Hello, all.
367
00:14:45,789 --> 00:14:47,722
Ah, it's so nice to see you.
368
00:14:48,022 --> 00:14:48,989
Some wine?
369
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,389
Oh, no.
370
00:14:51,456 --> 00:14:54,589
Oh, my contact slipped.
371
00:14:54,656 --> 00:14:56,990
Edie,
is that an engagement ring?
372
00:14:57,223 --> 00:14:59,790
Oh! Uh, shoot.
Pretend you didn't see that.
373
00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:02,424
I promised my fianc?
That I wouldn't say a word
374
00:15:02,424 --> 00:15:04,324
Until
the official announcement.
375
00:15:05,624 --> 00:15:07,057
Excuse me.
376
00:15:08,258 --> 00:15:10,158
Gaby! Sorry I'm late.
377
00:15:10,258 --> 00:15:11,758
oh, my god!
You made it.
378
00:15:11,858 --> 00:15:14,391
That is such a beautiful dress.
We're gonna have so much fun.
379
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,792
You... come with me.
380
00:15:17,992 --> 00:15:19,592
She's got a ring!
What?
381
00:15:19,692 --> 00:15:21,692
Edie... she's wearing
a big, honkin' engagement ring
382
00:15:21,692 --> 00:15:24,226
The size of a peach pit.
Hey, I didn't get her a ring!
383
00:15:24,226 --> 00:15:26,793
Oh, so you're not engaged?
Well, see, here's the thing...
384
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,460
oh, you gotta be kidding me!
Let me explain!
385
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,060
No, no, no. I am done
with your explanations,
386
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,993
And I am done with "just
give me two more weeks, baby. "
387
00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:35,027
Whatever games you're playing,
I'm sick of it. We're through.
388
00:15:35,027 --> 00:15:36,527
So you're just gonna
go and live
389
00:15:36,527 --> 00:15:38,060
Happily ever after
with victor, huh?
390
00:15:38,927 --> 00:15:40,794
you think victor's
my only option?
391
00:15:40,794 --> 00:15:42,628
Well, I got news for you,
Carlos.
392
00:15:42,694 --> 00:15:45,561
I can have any guy I want,
because this...
393
00:15:45,595 --> 00:15:46,795
waits for no man.
394
00:15:53,595 --> 00:15:55,596
You bought yourself
an engagement ring?
395
00:15:55,929 --> 00:15:57,996
It's been three days, Carlos.
How long was I supposed to wait?
396
00:15:57,996 --> 00:15:59,429
You agreed
not to say anything.
397
00:15:59,529 --> 00:16:02,563
Ah, but I didn't agree
not to wear anything.
398
00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:05,030
Don't worry.
It wasn't expensive.
399
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:07,197
You can pay me back later.
400
00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:08,297
Count on it.
401
00:16:08,397 --> 00:16:11,597
And the whole time, I just kept
thinking, this is bree's doctor.
402
00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:13,031
Bree recommended him.
403
00:16:13,031 --> 00:16:14,131
He must be the best.
404
00:16:14,231 --> 00:16:16,764
So I didn't worry when it was
between a needle exchange
405
00:16:16,764 --> 00:16:19,498
And the area's only
transvestite bookstore.
406
00:16:19,565 --> 00:16:22,298
And I ignored that my shoes
stuck to the floor
407
00:16:22,298 --> 00:16:23,732
And there was
a cigarette machine
408
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:24,865
In the waiting room,
409
00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:28,699
But when I saw the ant traps
on his speculum tray,
410
00:16:28,699 --> 00:16:30,366
I thought that you and i
should have a talk.
411
00:16:30,432 --> 00:16:32,033
Oh, susan, I am so sorry,
and, of course,
412
00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:35,166
I will pay for the slashed tire and the
stolen cell phone. That is not the point!
413
00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:37,066
Why would you send me
to somebody
414
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,067
Who is obviously
not your doctor?
415
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:40,600
I can't tell you.
416
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,867
Why not?
417
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,567
Uh... it's private.
418
00:16:43,634 --> 00:16:44,667
You know what else
is private?
419
00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:46,434
The parts of me
that I'm pretty sure
420
00:16:46,434 --> 00:16:48,201
He snapped
with his camera phone.
421
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:52,268
I have a party to throw.
I will deal with you later.
422
00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:54,868
Oh!
423
00:16:56,302 --> 00:16:58,769
look, al,
she is totally out of control.
424
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,002
I need her taken care of.
425
00:17:01,569 --> 00:17:03,502
Fine.
I'll see what I can do.
426
00:17:04,769 --> 00:17:05,336
I promised my fianc?
427
00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:08,203
That I wouldn't say a word
until the official announcement.
428
00:17:08,370 --> 00:17:10,603
Adam, I feel the tag
of my dress sticking out,
429
00:17:10,603 --> 00:17:12,537
And I can't reach it.
Do you mind?
430
00:17:12,537 --> 00:17:13,803
Oh, sure.
431
00:17:15,004 --> 00:17:15,470
There you go.
432
00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:17,970
Ooh! I think I got a chill.
433
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:22,038
Now let me see if I can give
you one. Oh, yeah, it worked.
434
00:17:25,538 --> 00:17:26,605
we haven't
been here an hour,
435
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:29,405
And you're already humiliating
me? Are we really having?
436
00:17:29,405 --> 00:17:31,072
Oh, I guess you learned
nothing from chicago.
437
00:17:31,072 --> 00:17:32,572
For god sake,
i was not flirting.
438
00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:34,905
She asked me to fix her
dress. Yeah. I saw your face.
439
00:17:34,905 --> 00:17:37,206
I could tell what a chore it
was for you. You know what?
440
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,973
I think I'm a little behind you
in the alcohol department.
441
00:17:38,973 --> 00:17:40,339
Let me go catch up.
442
00:17:43,773 --> 00:17:44,406
I'm sorry.
443
00:17:44,506 --> 00:17:46,407
I, uh, didn't mean
to eavesdrop,
444
00:17:46,573 --> 00:17:48,807
But you really shouldn't
take this out on adam.
445
00:17:48,907 --> 00:17:51,274
Gabrielle has a little bit
of a reputation,
446
00:17:51,274 --> 00:17:52,574
If you know what I mean.
447
00:17:52,874 --> 00:17:54,341
No, I don't.
448
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,641
But I'd certainly like to.
449
00:17:56,808 --> 00:17:58,808
Okay, everybody,
let the games begin.
450
00:17:59,408 --> 00:18:01,308
Um, okay.
I will be team captain one.
451
00:18:01,308 --> 00:18:03,242
Who wants to be
captain number two?
452
00:18:03,242 --> 00:18:04,675
I'll do it.
Great.
453
00:18:04,742 --> 00:18:06,175
okay, you pick first.
454
00:18:06,175 --> 00:18:07,542
Oh, okay.
455
00:18:07,642 --> 00:18:09,242
I will pick adam.
456
00:18:09,242 --> 00:18:10,109
Ah.
457
00:18:10,742 --> 00:18:12,743
I pick lynette.
Where's lynette?
458
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,809
Uh, she really wanted
to be here.
459
00:18:14,809 --> 00:18:16,910
She's just feeling
too sick to party.
460
00:18:20,343 --> 00:18:21,543
That's funny, isn't it?
461
00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:25,544
Are you kidding? It's genius.
He's a sponge, but he talks!
462
00:18:27,611 --> 00:18:29,844
Well, looks like somebody
is feeling a little better.
463
00:18:29,844 --> 00:18:32,478
Yeah. I guess
that anti-Nausea medicine
464
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:33,778
Finally kicked in.
465
00:18:34,245 --> 00:18:35,278
That must be it.
466
00:18:38,245 --> 00:18:40,879
Orson.
Carlos.
467
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,146
Um...
husband in the room?
468
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,612
Honey, I love you,
but I wanna win.
469
00:18:46,313 --> 00:18:47,913
You should pick edie.
470
00:18:47,913 --> 00:18:48,713
Why?
471
00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:50,080
The woman just tried
to commit suicide.
472
00:18:50,146 --> 00:18:51,980
Don't make her last pick.
She's still fragile.
473
00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:53,980
Good point. Mike!
474
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,680
Yes! Let's get started.
475
00:18:55,747 --> 00:18:57,514
No, no! Wait, wait, wait.
Gaby, you know how it works.
476
00:18:57,514 --> 00:18:59,181
Okay, first, I have to go over
all the signals.
477
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,614
okay, so, um,
478
00:19:00,714 --> 00:19:03,248
This is "movie," um, "tv"...
479
00:19:04,048 --> 00:19:05,081
where did you learn
to do this?
480
00:19:05,215 --> 00:19:07,048
When you live with a mother who
constantly locks herself out,
481
00:19:07,048 --> 00:19:08,648
You develop certain skills.
482
00:19:12,482 --> 00:19:15,216
I don't know. Maybe this is
a sign we should stop.
483
00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:18,383
What were you saying
about signs?
484
00:19:20,383 --> 00:19:23,183
"A whole concept,"
"person," um, let's see.
485
00:19:23,283 --> 00:19:26,950
"Shakespeare," "book," and then
if you do the signal for "book"
486
00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:28,617
And you touch your heart,
then that's "poem. "
487
00:19:28,717 --> 00:19:31,817
Okay, when has anyone ever used a poem
as a clue? Yeah, come on. Let's play.
488
00:19:31,817 --> 00:19:32,851
Let's play!
489
00:19:33,751 --> 00:19:35,651
Yeah! Let's play!
490
00:19:35,818 --> 00:19:39,018
Hey, honey! You made it. Ha!
Dibs on lynette! She's on my team!
491
00:19:39,018 --> 00:19:41,485
That's not fair.
She's like the charades ninja.
492
00:19:41,485 --> 00:19:44,452
That's me! The ninja!
Whaa-Ya! Whaa!
493
00:19:44,452 --> 00:19:45,652
Ahh!
494
00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:48,119
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
495
00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:50,619
Okay. okay!
I'm ready.
496
00:19:53,486 --> 00:19:54,753
Okay, go.
shoe.
497
00:19:54,753 --> 00:19:55,953
Sock.
Working out.
498
00:19:56,053 --> 00:19:56,753
black.
sole.
499
00:19:56,853 --> 00:19:58,687
itch. Itch. Scratch. Oh. Aah.
500
00:19:59,253 --> 00:20:00,520
A blister.
Ha!
501
00:20:00,587 --> 00:20:02,454
Sounds like "blister.
" Sister. kissed her.
502
00:20:02,454 --> 00:20:04,354
"Two mules for sister sara"!
503
00:20:05,321 --> 00:20:08,121
Okay, 22 seconds. Lynette,
you're up. come on, babe.
504
00:20:08,121 --> 00:20:10,988
We're 40 seconds down. We need
you to make that time up.
505
00:20:10,988 --> 00:20:13,388
Who do you think you're
talking to? Right on.
506
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,022
all right. Whoo!
507
00:20:16,055 --> 00:20:18,789
Ready? Get set... go.
508
00:20:18,789 --> 00:20:19,722
Okay.
509
00:20:25,889 --> 00:20:27,423
Honey, clock's ticking.
510
00:20:27,489 --> 00:20:30,856
I know. Just,
this is a really hard one.
511
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:32,057
Okay, come on, come on.
What is... what is it?
512
00:20:32,123 --> 00:20:34,924
Is it a book? Is it a movie?
Movie. It's a western.
513
00:20:34,924 --> 00:20:36,924
No talking.
Sorry.
514
00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:38,124
Honey,
start with the first word.
515
00:20:38,124 --> 00:20:39,224
How many syllables?
516
00:20:44,124 --> 00:20:45,625
Ugh.
One word.
517
00:20:45,725 --> 00:20:48,191
Sweetie, act it out.
You're really good at that.
518
00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:52,592
Okay, okay.
Whole idea.
519
00:20:52,592 --> 00:20:53,625
Me.
Edie.
520
00:20:53,692 --> 00:20:55,559
Woman. Blonde. Bleach!
521
00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:57,059
oh!
522
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,626
Aah!
523
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,793
Aah!
524
00:21:06,327 --> 00:21:07,127
"Hang 'em high"?
525
00:21:07,127 --> 00:21:09,127
Yes! Yes!
526
00:21:09,627 --> 00:21:11,127
yes!
527
00:21:11,227 --> 00:21:13,994
Okay. Well, I think
it's time for a break.
528
00:21:13,994 --> 00:21:15,761
Good idea.
Yeah.
529
00:21:16,794 --> 00:21:17,528
you feeling okay?
530
00:21:17,594 --> 00:21:19,528
'Cause you're... acting
kinda spacey.
531
00:21:19,561 --> 00:21:20,595
Yeah, no, I'm good.
532
00:21:20,661 --> 00:21:23,162
Hey, do you think they have
any grapes or lobster?
533
00:21:23,162 --> 00:21:25,629
Why... why don't I go get you
some coffee, hon?
534
00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:27,962
Uh, um, orson?
Hmm?
535
00:21:28,095 --> 00:21:30,496
Hey, um, there's a phone call
for you at the house.
536
00:21:30,496 --> 00:21:31,796
You should probably
take it.
537
00:21:32,329 --> 00:21:34,263
Uh, thanks. Yeah.
538
00:21:41,697 --> 00:21:42,264
Hi.
Hello.
539
00:21:42,264 --> 00:21:43,230
Hello.
540
00:21:43,930 --> 00:21:44,730
Oh, tom.
541
00:21:44,830 --> 00:21:46,164
Stella, what...
what are you doing here?
542
00:21:46,164 --> 00:21:49,764
Uh... I made some brownies
earlier,
543
00:21:49,864 --> 00:21:52,798
And I just... noticed
they were missing.
544
00:21:52,898 --> 00:21:55,998
Uh... lynette didn't
bring them here, did she?
545
00:21:56,165 --> 00:21:57,765
Why? Is that a problem?
546
00:21:57,832 --> 00:21:59,532
It's like chocolate love.
Oh!
547
00:21:59,599 --> 00:22:01,532
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
548
00:22:01,532 --> 00:22:03,999
Sorry, uh, don't eat those.
Don't eat those. Sorry.
549
00:22:04,066 --> 00:22:06,566
Uh, no! Ooh. Bad batch.
Bad. Bad, bad, bad.
550
00:22:06,566 --> 00:22:09,766
Whoa. sorry.
Full of trans fats.
551
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:11,600
Oh!
Oh!
552
00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:14,067
Oh! Tom, watch it!
I am sorry.
553
00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:16,467
Oh, here. Oh.
Let me get that.
554
00:22:16,467 --> 00:22:18,401
Thank you.
Oh, god. Okay.
555
00:22:18,401 --> 00:22:19,434
It's a little cold.
556
00:22:19,967 --> 00:22:21,267
Sorry.
It's all right.
557
00:22:21,334 --> 00:22:22,634
Would it be too much
to ask you
558
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:24,068
To keep your hands
off my husband?
559
00:22:24,068 --> 00:22:25,435
What?
I spilled my drink on him.
560
00:22:25,501 --> 00:22:27,401
And you're trying to make up
for it by breast-Feeding him?
561
00:22:27,435 --> 00:22:29,035
Uh, katherine?
562
00:22:29,202 --> 00:22:30,568
Look, lady,
you need to calm down.
563
00:22:30,635 --> 00:22:31,602
You're getting a reputation
around here
564
00:22:31,602 --> 00:22:32,869
For having a stick
up your ass.
565
00:22:32,969 --> 00:22:36,469
Better that reputation than the one you're
toting around. What do you mean by that?
566
00:22:36,469 --> 00:22:38,869
Okay, back to charades.
Never mind. Forget it.
567
00:22:38,969 --> 00:22:41,369
Oh, no, no. Tell me.
What's my "reputation"?
568
00:22:41,369 --> 00:22:43,270
Am I smug
and holier-Than-Thou?
569
00:22:43,270 --> 00:22:45,503
Oh, no, wait.
That's you.
570
00:22:45,503 --> 00:22:46,870
Let me be specific.
571
00:22:46,937 --> 00:22:48,804
By "reputation," I mean
that you are the kind of woman
572
00:22:48,870 --> 00:22:50,004
That treats a man
like a plaything,
573
00:22:50,070 --> 00:22:53,671
Whether it's my husband or let's
say... your teenage gardener?
574
00:23:00,205 --> 00:23:01,972
Bree saw you slap
your daughter.
575
00:23:02,538 --> 00:23:03,805
Excuse me?
576
00:23:03,905 --> 00:23:04,772
Gaby!
577
00:23:04,872 --> 00:23:06,939
Yeah, she asked about her father
and then you smacked her.
578
00:23:06,939 --> 00:23:08,439
Why'd you do that?
579
00:23:09,572 --> 00:23:12,373
This is the last thing
that I will ever say to you.
580
00:23:12,606 --> 00:23:14,206
Yes, I lost my temper
with dylan,
581
00:23:14,206 --> 00:23:15,806
But her father
is a horrible man.
582
00:23:15,806 --> 00:23:17,473
I want you to imagine
the worst thing
583
00:23:17,573 --> 00:23:19,173
That a father can do
to his daughter.
584
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,307
What was I supposed
to tell dylan about that, hmm?
585
00:23:23,974 --> 00:23:26,507
I hope that satisfies
everyone's curiosity.
586
00:23:32,608 --> 00:23:34,508
Oh, my god.
587
00:23:34,942 --> 00:23:36,775
"Hang 'em high"
has three syllables.
588
00:23:41,409 --> 00:23:44,042
I guess you... saw
what happened down there.
589
00:23:44,042 --> 00:23:45,243
Yep.
590
00:23:46,443 --> 00:23:47,876
Look,
it was a long time ago,
591
00:23:47,976 --> 00:23:49,876
And... and it didn't mean
anything.
592
00:23:49,876 --> 00:23:51,810
How many people
know about this?
593
00:23:52,377 --> 00:23:54,443
Now or before tonight?
594
00:23:55,977 --> 00:23:56,677
How many?
595
00:23:56,777 --> 00:23:59,077
Look, I know you're upset.
I'm not upset.
596
00:23:59,077 --> 00:24:01,477
I'm just trying to work out
how to spin this.
597
00:24:02,111 --> 00:24:03,878
Clearly,
the boy was underage.
598
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:06,045
Do you think
money would shut him up?
599
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,678
Victor, really, I don't think
it's a big deal.
600
00:24:08,845 --> 00:24:10,978
Hmm. That's because
you're not me.
601
00:24:17,946 --> 00:24:19,479
Okay, you've got
to remember this.
602
00:24:19,546 --> 00:24:21,446
This is bodsworth.
You took him everywhere.
603
00:24:21,446 --> 00:24:23,446
No, I think I'd remember
a bear that ugly.
604
00:24:23,446 --> 00:24:24,813
Well, clearly, it's yours.
605
00:24:24,913 --> 00:24:26,247
Your mom kept it
all these years,
606
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:27,613
And he's here
in your old room.
607
00:24:28,247 --> 00:24:30,980
Wait. This was my old room?
My mom told me
608
00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:32,347
I'm in my old room
down the hall.
609
00:24:32,414 --> 00:24:35,048
No, this was your room.
What are you talking about?
610
00:24:35,048 --> 00:24:36,481
Evening, girls.
611
00:24:37,914 --> 00:24:40,648
Hey. How was the party?
612
00:24:40,681 --> 00:24:41,948
It was lovely.
613
00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:44,448
I think your mother would
like you home to help clean up.
614
00:24:54,249 --> 00:24:55,950
I'm sorry, mom.
615
00:24:56,650 --> 00:24:58,250
It's okay, sweetie.
616
00:25:02,650 --> 00:25:05,051
But I don't want you
seeing that girl anymore.
617
00:25:15,118 --> 00:25:16,485
Orson, honey,
where have you been?
618
00:25:16,818 --> 00:25:18,719
We got a call
from danielle's doctor.
619
00:25:18,819 --> 00:25:21,052
Apparently, her fall caused
a placental abruption,
620
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,286
Where the placenta separates
from the uterus. Oh, my god.
621
00:25:23,286 --> 00:25:25,453
Now they said not to panic.
There are degrees of this.
622
00:25:25,453 --> 00:25:27,586
They're doing a sonogram,
then they're gonna call us.
623
00:25:27,586 --> 00:25:30,620
I can't wait that long.
I have to be with her.
624
00:25:30,620 --> 00:25:32,553
Okay. I'll get your purse.
Hmm?
625
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,420
What do you think you're doing?
You can't leave yet.
626
00:25:37,420 --> 00:25:38,721
Something's come up.
We'll talk tomorrow.
627
00:25:38,721 --> 00:25:39,421
No, we'll talk now.
628
00:25:39,521 --> 00:25:41,588
You still owe me an explanation
for that scuzzy gyno
629
00:25:41,654 --> 00:25:43,588
You sent me to. I said I was
sorry. For god sakes, susan,
630
00:25:43,588 --> 00:25:45,088
Not everything is about you.
631
00:25:48,155 --> 00:25:50,822
Oh, I know this night
has been a complete disaster,
632
00:25:50,822 --> 00:25:53,522
But all in all, it's still
your best party ever.
633
00:26:07,123 --> 00:26:08,324
I'm confused.
634
00:26:08,390 --> 00:26:09,924
Ow! Now I'm confused,
and my head hurts.
635
00:26:09,990 --> 00:26:13,357
That's for letting edie think
you're engaged. And the kiss?
636
00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:17,091
When you saw me flirting,
you smashed a glass.
637
00:26:17,091 --> 00:26:18,558
When victor heard
i had an affair,
638
00:26:18,625 --> 00:26:20,058
He started crunching
poll numbers.
639
00:26:21,825 --> 00:26:23,658
I need a man
who cares enough to explode
640
00:26:23,658 --> 00:26:25,659
When he thinks
he's gonna lose me.
641
00:26:25,992 --> 00:26:29,092
I don't just love you.
Ilovethe way you love me.
642
00:26:31,026 --> 00:26:32,293
So we're back on?
643
00:26:33,026 --> 00:26:34,626
See you thursday.
644
00:26:47,561 --> 00:26:49,461
Al, what have you got for me?
645
00:26:49,561 --> 00:26:50,994
I think I found a way
to make this happen,
646
00:26:51,061 --> 00:26:53,328
But it might take a week or two
to line everything up.
647
00:26:53,795 --> 00:26:54,928
Fantastic.
648
00:26:55,028 --> 00:26:58,395
I'll call you when it's done.
Shirley?
649
00:26:59,662 --> 00:27:01,495
Can you make some copies
of the britt file?
650
00:27:09,263 --> 00:27:09,496
Ahh.
651
00:27:09,563 --> 00:27:10,930
Seen Gaby?
652
00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:13,097
Uh, yeah,
in the bathroom upstairs.
653
00:27:13,097 --> 00:27:14,363
Tell me something.
654
00:27:15,164 --> 00:27:17,564
When you found out
that kid who you were paying
655
00:27:17,564 --> 00:27:19,797
To mow your lawn
was doing your wife,
656
00:27:20,031 --> 00:27:21,798
How did you not kill him?
657
00:27:22,198 --> 00:27:24,598
Well, I wanted to at first,
but...
658
00:27:24,664 --> 00:27:27,731
hey, we're all human, right?
We gotta forgive and forget.
659
00:27:28,198 --> 00:27:29,165
You're
a very understanding man.
660
00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:30,898
If she pulled
something like that on me,
661
00:27:30,898 --> 00:27:32,599
That guy wouldn't be around
for long.
662
00:27:34,032 --> 00:27:36,666
Yeah, but no woman's worth
going to jail for, right?
663
00:27:36,899 --> 00:27:37,632
If you have enough money,
664
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,866
It's not that hard
to make someone disappear.
665
00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:45,300
Let's go, honey.
666
00:27:45,767 --> 00:27:47,300
Night, Carlos.
667
00:27:57,201 --> 00:27:57,934
Darling,
what are you doing?
668
00:27:58,001 --> 00:28:00,635
I have to bring
this dvd player to danielle.
669
00:28:00,968 --> 00:28:02,102
Honey, we really have to go.
670
00:28:02,202 --> 00:28:04,668
It'll just take a few seconds.
These damn cords...
671
00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:08,035
sweetheart, it's a long drive.
It's the only thing she asked for.
672
00:28:13,069 --> 00:28:14,103
yes. Hello?
673
00:28:14,269 --> 00:28:15,636
Hello, doctor.
674
00:28:15,936 --> 00:28:16,970
How is she?
675
00:28:20,570 --> 00:28:21,237
Thank god.
676
00:28:21,303 --> 00:28:22,670
oh, my god.
677
00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:24,670
It's gonna be okay.
678
00:28:36,572 --> 00:28:37,838
Kids are all tucked in.
679
00:28:37,938 --> 00:28:39,539
They're sleeping
like angels.
680
00:28:39,672 --> 00:28:41,772
Great. Did you put quaaludes
in their cocoa?
681
00:28:42,006 --> 00:28:43,839
Could you check on 'em for me,
please?
682
00:28:46,473 --> 00:28:47,506
So how was the party?
683
00:28:47,506 --> 00:28:48,473
You drugged me.
684
00:28:48,573 --> 00:28:50,240
Oh. Just a little.
685
00:28:50,306 --> 00:28:51,340
What is wrong with you?
686
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,207
I told you,
i didn't want any pot.
687
00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:56,240
Before you slap me around,
let me ask you something.
688
00:28:56,774 --> 00:28:58,140
Do you feel better?
689
00:28:58,774 --> 00:28:59,441
That's not the point.
690
00:28:59,507 --> 00:29:01,908
And what were you thinking,
using my son as a drug mule?
691
00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:03,341
He didn't know
what was going on,
692
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:07,008
And why are you making
such a big deal about it?
693
00:29:07,741 --> 00:29:08,708
Let me ask you something.
694
00:29:08,808 --> 00:29:11,442
Do you remember what I wore
to the junior prom
695
00:29:11,442 --> 00:29:13,609
Or what part I had
in the play that year?
696
00:29:13,842 --> 00:29:15,609
Who remembers that stuff?
697
00:29:15,776 --> 00:29:17,909
Parents who weren't stoned.
698
00:29:18,009 --> 00:29:19,776
My whole childhood
passed in a blur
699
00:29:19,843 --> 00:29:22,243
Because you were
medicating yourself...
700
00:29:22,310 --> 00:29:24,710
pot when you were sick,
booze when you weren't.
701
00:29:24,810 --> 00:29:25,843
I am not going to do that.
702
00:29:25,910 --> 00:29:28,077
I won't miss a second
of my kids' lives,
703
00:29:28,077 --> 00:29:29,277
Not if I can avoid it.
704
00:29:29,510 --> 00:29:33,577
Well, I'd say I'm sorry,
but I'm not.
705
00:29:34,311 --> 00:29:36,478
You're a mom. You know,
706
00:29:36,544 --> 00:29:39,278
There's nothing worse than
watching your kids suffer,
707
00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:43,178
And seeing you...
act all goofy,
708
00:29:43,245 --> 00:29:44,945
Watching that cartoon,
well...
709
00:29:46,445 --> 00:29:49,012
it was probably
the high point of my trip.
710
00:29:50,446 --> 00:29:51,346
I get it.
711
00:29:53,579 --> 00:29:55,646
But if you ever pull
something like this again...
712
00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:57,480
i won't.
713
00:29:57,580 --> 00:29:59,413
Okay. Well...
714
00:30:00,780 --> 00:30:02,214
i think I'll turn in.
715
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,081
Yenta.
716
00:30:05,247 --> 00:30:05,947
What?
717
00:30:06,047 --> 00:30:09,014
Junior year, you were yenta
in "fiddler on the roof. "
718
00:30:09,814 --> 00:30:11,248
You remembered.
719
00:30:11,481 --> 00:30:13,881
Yeah. There are
some performances so bad,
720
00:30:13,881 --> 00:30:15,715
Even alcohol
can't block them out.
721
00:30:25,016 --> 00:30:26,149
Bree?
722
00:30:27,816 --> 00:30:30,850
Can we call a truce,
please?
723
00:30:33,017 --> 00:30:35,417
So you know
I'm not bluffing, um,
724
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,084
I brought cake.
725
00:30:38,751 --> 00:30:41,417
I am so sorry that
i snapped at you tonight.
726
00:30:41,884 --> 00:30:43,018
It's okay.
727
00:30:43,951 --> 00:30:46,185
I just wanna know
what's going on.
728
00:30:46,585 --> 00:30:47,718
Ever since
you've been pregnant,
729
00:30:47,785 --> 00:30:49,385
There's been this wall
between us.
730
00:30:49,485 --> 00:30:52,119
It's like something's changed,
and I don't know why.
731
00:30:52,585 --> 00:30:54,752
Did I do something
to offend you?
732
00:30:57,086 --> 00:30:57,619
It's not about you.
733
00:30:57,719 --> 00:31:00,519
I've just been
going through some things.
734
00:31:01,153 --> 00:31:03,786
Like what? I mean,
come on. Just tell me.
735
00:31:03,786 --> 00:31:05,453
We share everything.
736
00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:07,953
Okay. Um...
737
00:31:09,387 --> 00:31:11,854
i haven't told anybody this,
but...
738
00:31:14,087 --> 00:31:15,921
it's, uh, about the baby.
739
00:31:18,421 --> 00:31:20,721
There have been
some complications.
740
00:31:20,888 --> 00:31:22,088
Oh, no.
741
00:31:22,688 --> 00:31:23,488
Is everything okay?
742
00:31:23,555 --> 00:31:24,989
Yeah, everything's fine,
but, uh,
743
00:31:25,089 --> 00:31:27,222
There was just a time where
i thought I might lose it.
744
00:31:27,222 --> 00:31:29,622
Oh, my god.
And there I was,
745
00:31:29,722 --> 00:31:31,056
Just bugging you
about your doctor.
746
00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:33,623
I am so sorry.
You should've just told me.
747
00:31:33,723 --> 00:31:34,356
No, you're pregnant, too.
748
00:31:34,423 --> 00:31:36,356
I'm not gonna tell you anything
that's gonna worry you.
749
00:31:36,356 --> 00:31:37,690
Oh, are you kidding?
750
00:31:37,790 --> 00:31:39,223
It's the first baby I've had
in 17 years.
751
00:31:39,290 --> 00:31:41,557
You know, I could not possibly
be more freaked out. Mm.
752
00:31:41,557 --> 00:31:44,424
This morning,
i caught mike building a crib.
753
00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:45,624
No. This early?
754
00:31:45,691 --> 00:31:47,524
Yeah! I-I wanted to scream.
755
00:31:47,624 --> 00:31:50,258
You know, are you nuts?
Do you just wanna jinx it?
756
00:31:51,058 --> 00:31:52,891
This is what we get
for having kids at our age...
757
00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:55,125
anxiety, terror.
758
00:31:55,225 --> 00:31:56,492
It's just gonna get worse.
759
00:31:56,558 --> 00:31:59,059
Do you know, when our babies
go to college,
760
00:31:59,059 --> 00:32:00,559
We'll be like...
761
00:32:00,559 --> 00:32:01,592
dead?
762
00:32:02,892 --> 00:32:03,692
if we're lucky.
763
00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:08,793
Look at us.
764
00:32:09,026 --> 00:32:11,527
Pregnant gals, eating cake
and bitchin'.
765
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,760
It's kinda nice, huh?
766
00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:15,427
It really is.
767
00:32:21,594 --> 00:32:22,861
What are you doing?
768
00:32:23,028 --> 00:32:25,428
The hospital called.
My aunt's ready to come home.
769
00:32:25,495 --> 00:32:27,261
And you want her
to stay in here?
770
00:32:27,328 --> 00:32:30,528
Yeah. I think making this room
off-Limits was a mistake.
771
00:32:30,662 --> 00:32:33,129
If I want dylan
to focus on other things,
772
00:32:33,195 --> 00:32:35,596
I really need to make it
less intriguing.
773
00:32:36,562 --> 00:32:38,396
Speaking of intriguing,
774
00:32:39,029 --> 00:32:40,729
What were you thinking
last night?
775
00:32:41,696 --> 00:32:42,396
What?
776
00:32:42,496 --> 00:32:44,730
Come on. "The worst thing
a father could do"?
777
00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:47,197
You realize what people
are gonna think.
778
00:32:47,263 --> 00:32:49,930
Yeah. They're gonna be
very uncomfortable,
779
00:32:49,930 --> 00:32:52,631
And uncomfortable people
don't ask questions.
780
00:33:01,832 --> 00:33:04,532
All children love games.
781
00:33:05,332 --> 00:33:06,932
But children grow up,
782
00:33:07,032 --> 00:33:09,732
And then they find
new games to play.
783
00:33:09,966 --> 00:33:13,666
They pretend to be well
so their families won't worry.
784
00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:16,700
They lie to their lovers
785
00:33:16,766 --> 00:33:19,333
About where they go
in the afternoon.
786
00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,800
So anyway, that's why
it was so great. Oh!
787
00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:24,134
They invent stories to hide
the truth from their friends.
788
00:33:24,134 --> 00:33:27,234
I got it, I got it.
Oh, one more. Here you go.
789
00:33:27,234 --> 00:33:28,834
Yes...
790
00:33:29,201 --> 00:33:32,201
Everyone has fun playin' games
791
00:33:33,501 --> 00:33:35,535
Right up until the moment...
792
00:33:36,702 --> 00:33:39,102
...someone gets hurt.