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what happened
last week: Kurt found a video
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of Sue, and the glee club
posted it online.
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You, my friend,
are an embarrassment.
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Then somebody made a "glist"
of who in the glee club
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was the naughtiest, so Rachel
tried to seem like a bad girl
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by doing a video
with Finn, Puck and Jessie,
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but mostly it just
hurt their feelings
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and the song
was really, really bad.
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with Shelby Corcoran
and that, one time,
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April Rhodes spent the night,
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which totally hurt
Emma's feelings.
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I'm through with you.
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And that's what
you missed on Glee.
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Who is that guy?
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(bell ringing)
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PUCK:
My mom found a mole on my head
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when she was washing
my hair on Friday.
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Your mom still
washes your hair?
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She started crying
about sun block
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and how she's always
telling me
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to wear a hat
when I'm cleaning pools.
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So, she made me go see Dr.
Friedlander, the dermatologist.
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He said he had to shave my head
to get a closer look at it.
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It was nothing-- they maimed me
over a freaking freckle!
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I feel like that guy
that lost all his hair,
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then lost all his strength.
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Samson?
Agassi.
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This morning, people
actually had the balls
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to look me in the eye.
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I mean, it's just
a Mohawk, right?
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I'm still Puckasaurus.
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Actually, I don't
know if it's
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the missing Mohawk
or the whining,
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but I am totally not
turned on by you right now.
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You got a problem?
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Clearly, you're not a follower
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of my LarryHair account
on Twitter.
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We've been tweeting all day
about your new look.
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You're like a toddler with
a loose lid on his sippy cup.
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No more juice.
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Get ready for payback,
Puckerman.
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PUCK:
I'm human garbage.
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I should just lie here
until the truck comes
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and let it crush me to death.
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What's the point of living
when I suck so bad?
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(laughter, clapping)
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Wait a second.
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(Mercedes vocalizing)
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That black chick from Glee Club
used to suck,
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and now she's all kinds
of popular.
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MERCEDES:
♪ A Cheerio... ♪
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If she can straighten
herself out, I certainly can.
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But how?
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I'm not becoming a Cheerio.
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Wait--
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I don't need
to be a cheerleader,
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I just need to date one.
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♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪
Get ready, black girl
from Glee Club
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whose name I can't remembe
right now,
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the Puckster is about
to make you his.
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sync by YesCool
addic7ed.com
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Um... wait, what are these?
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My vitamin supplements.
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I'm taking them
three times a day.
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I'm exhausted.
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I even felt a tickle
in the back of my throat,
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and I never get sick.
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Well, I just don't understand
why you're so tired
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all of a sudden.
Because every song I
sing in here is a solo.
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As you know,
I have perfect pitch,
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which also means
I have a very sensitive ear.
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None of them were singing.
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I knew I needed proof,
so I had a little talk
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with Lauren Zizes,
president of the AV club.
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Bug the choir room?
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I'm almost offended by
the simplicity of the request.
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Just tell me
you can do it, Zizes.
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The microphones
would have to be hidden.
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Who's this guy? Who's this guy?
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It'll cost you two boxes
of Mallomars for me
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and Snicker bars for my workers.
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Take it or leave it, Berry.
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♪ Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi ♪
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♪ Mi, mi, mi, mi,
mi, mi, mi ♪
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♪ Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi... ♪
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(echoing):
♪ Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi ♪
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♪ Mi, mi, mi, mi,
mi, mi, mi... ♪
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♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma,
ma, ma, ma, ma, ma ♪
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♪ Ma, ma, ma,
ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma ♪
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♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma,
ma, ma, ma, ma, ma ♪
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♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma,
ma, ma, ma, ma, ma ♪
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Here are the
glee club members
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who are not pulling
their weight.
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This is half the club.
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(bell ringing)
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(laughing)
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Oh, man.
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Hey, sugar. Listen.
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I got a proposition
to make.
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I did some research.
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Blacks and Jews have a history
of sticking up for each other.
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And Wikipedia says
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that King Martin Luther
loved the Jews.
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Okay, you just said
like ten offensive things.
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My point is, you're popular now.
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And I got to be honest--
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I need to spice up
my image a little.
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We should join forces.
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It wouldn't take much.
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Just a little light making out.
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And I like a girl
with curves.
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You got to admit,
I'm easy on the eyes.
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Baby, I just am not
attracted to you.
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Plus, I know what you do
to the girls you date.
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You knock them up, and then
you hang them out to dry.
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Quinn and I weren't dating.
She was dating someone else.
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We just did the nasty.
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And she understood
you can't tie me down.
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I'm a sex shark.
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If I stop moving, I die.
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Okay, I'm going to ask you
to stop,
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because I'm starting
to get embarrassed for you.
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You and me would not work out.
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We have nothing in common.
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You're Top 40.
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I'm rhythm and blues.
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(bell ringing)
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I am very disappointed
in you guys.
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Can't believe you narced on us.
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Don't get mad at me
for exposing your laziness.
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I'm tired of carrying
all of your weight.
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Regionals is in a month, guys.
WILL: I'm just trying
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to understand
what's going on here.
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Finn, why did you stop singing?
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'Cause you started giving
all the male leads to Jessie.
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It kind of shook my confidence,
you know?
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(Santana sighs)
What difference does it make?
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Everyone knows that my job here
is to look hot.
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My baby hormones
are making me moody.
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There are so many lyrics.
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A chain is only as strong
as its weakest link.
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A glee club
is about a myriad of voices
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coming together as one.
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All right?
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This ends now.
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Which is why your
assignment for the week
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is for each of you
to come up with a song
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that best represents
how you see yourself--
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where you are
in your lives right now.
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Your voice.
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Then...
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you're going to stand up here
and sing your hearts out.
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All of you.
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Solos?
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In front of everyone?
The Glee Club
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has lost its voice.
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It's time for us to get it back.
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(bell ringing)
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I am going to kill
this assignment.
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If there's one thing that
I know, it's my voice.
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I have exactly the
same vocal range
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as 16th century castrato
Orlando di Lasso.
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But you know what
he didn't have?
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A song by Ms. Whitney Houston
in his back pocket.
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Hey, Kurt!
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Dad? What are you doing here?
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Is everything okay?
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Oh, I'm here to pick up Finn.
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I got a pair of tickets
to the Reds game,
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and Carole said that Finn's
never been a major league game.
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I mean, it's Cincinnati, so
it's barely the major leagues,
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but still.
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And why wasn't I invited?
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(chuckles)
Are you kidding me?
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Every time I sit down to watch
a game, you start in on the fact
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that all the players are
wearing stirrup pants.
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Because there's never an excuse
for stirrup pants!
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FINN: Okay, I'm ready.
All right,
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I'll meet you
by the car.
Okay.
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This is gonna be so great.
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It's gonna be great for Finn.
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It means a lot to his mom, too.
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Hey, I'll see you at home.
I'll be home around midnight.
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(bell ringing)
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Girl, you got more curves
than a Nissan ad.
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Seriously?
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That's what you
came up with?
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WILL:
All right, guys.
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Let's get things started.
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As I was first on the
sign-up sheet,
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I'll kick things off.
Okay.
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I have chosen Miley Cyrus'
"The Climb,"
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because it's about overcoming
obstacles and beating the odds.
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In my case,
the obstacle is you--
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my lackluster teammates
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who refuse to carry
their own weight.
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(gentle intro playing)
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(off key):
♪ I can almost see it ♪
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♪ That dream I'm dreaming ♪
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♪ But there's a voice
inside my head saying ♪
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♪ "You'll never reach it" ♪
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(voice cracking):
♪ Every step I'm taking ♪
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♪ Every move I make feels lost
with no direction ♪
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♪ My faith is shaking ♪
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♪ But I gotta keep trying ♪
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♪ Gotta keep my head
held high... ♪
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WILL:
Rachel...
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I think you've lost
your voice.
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ell ringing) Hey, Ladyface.
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I noticed you weren't at
Cheerios! practice yesterday,
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and I don't look kindly
on absenteeism.
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I'm so sorry,
Ms. Sylvester.
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It won't happen again.
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Something happened yesterday
that really upset me.
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It's my dad.
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He's the most important thing
in the world to me.
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I love him.
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And I'm afraid
that I might be losing him
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because of... my... sexuality.
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Your sexuality.
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How old are you, 16?
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Have you even kissed a boy?
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No.
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Have you ever kissed
a girl?
No.
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Well, then how can you possibly
know what you like?
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You see, that's the problem
with your generation.
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You're obsessed
with labels.
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So you like show tunes!
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Doesn't mean you're gay.
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It just means you're awful.
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You know, there's only
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one person in this world
who can tell you what you are.
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Me.
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No. Me.
Sue Sylvester.
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And she hasn't quite
made up her mind about you.
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Wait--
I have an idea.
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Our assignment for Glee Club
is to find a song
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that reflects our voice...
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Yeah, you know what?
I checked out
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of this conversation
about a minute back.
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So, uh, good luck with
your troubles,
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and I'm gonna
make a habit
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not to stop and talk
to students,
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'cause this has been a
colossal waste of my time.
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Hey, Kurt...
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you want to speak me?
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Hey, Dad, yeah...
I was just, uh,
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working on my Glee Club
assignment,
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"Pink Houses" by
John Mellencamp.
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Oh, really?
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I didn't think that was
in your wheelhouse.
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Yeah, I think it's really brave
for a Midwesterner like himself
255
00:10:14,441 --> 00:10:16,876
to, uh, write a song about
such bold interior design.
256
00:10:16,944 --> 00:10:19,512
You know, that's not
what the song's about.
257
00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:21,080
Really?
258
00:10:21,148 --> 00:10:24,517
No, it's about how the '80s were
a tough time for a lot of people
259
00:10:24,585 --> 00:10:27,053
and how the American Dream
isn't all it's cracked up to be.
260
00:10:27,121 --> 00:10:28,287
Hmm.
261
00:10:28,355 --> 00:10:29,589
Fascinating.
262
00:10:29,656 --> 00:10:30,990
Hey, why don't
we go grab
263
00:10:31,058 --> 00:10:32,925
a couple burgers and, uh,
you can tell me
264
00:10:32,993 --> 00:10:34,394
more about it?
Sure.
265
00:10:34,461 --> 00:10:36,095
But I gotta be honest,
266
00:10:36,163 --> 00:10:38,598
that's pretty much what every
Mellencamp song is about.
267
00:10:40,367 --> 00:10:42,035
But you know what?
I'll get my coat.
268
00:10:42,102 --> 00:10:43,936
Anything to help you out.
269
00:10:48,342 --> 00:10:50,743
What if he says
I'll never sing again?
270
00:10:50,811 --> 00:10:53,546
I mean, who am I
without my voice?
271
00:10:53,614 --> 00:10:56,682
I'm just this spoiled,
annoying only child...
272
00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:58,084
Don't say that.
273
00:10:58,152 --> 00:11:00,219
There's, like, so many
awesome things about you.
274
00:11:00,287 --> 00:11:02,622
Like?
275
00:11:02,689 --> 00:11:06,292
Look, he's not gonna say
you'll never sing again.
276
00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:09,328
Bad news, Rachel, you'll
probably never sing again.
277
00:11:09,396 --> 00:11:11,230
I'm kidding.
You have severe tonsillitis,
278
00:11:11,298 --> 00:11:13,399
which has resulted in an
inner ear infection.
279
00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:15,101
From the looks of things,
it's not the first time.
280
00:11:15,169 --> 00:11:17,170
You should have had them out
years ago.
Why should I let you
281
00:11:17,237 --> 00:11:19,138
butcher my throat, when just
resting my voice for a week
282
00:11:19,206 --> 00:11:21,074
and chugging down herbal tea
will do the same job?
283
00:11:21,141 --> 00:11:23,042
This is
a very serious infection.
284
00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:24,410
I think she's worried
285
00:11:24,478 --> 00:11:26,245
about the surgery affecting
her singing voice.
286
00:11:26,313 --> 00:11:28,014
DOCTOR: At least
start by taking
287
00:11:28,082 --> 00:11:29,515
these antibiotics.
288
00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:31,250
Unless you think they're going
289
00:11:31,318 --> 00:11:32,585
to adversely affect
your dance moves.
290
00:11:35,556 --> 00:11:37,657
(sighs)
291
00:11:38,826 --> 00:11:41,327
What do you think I should do?
292
00:11:41,395 --> 00:11:42,895
Maybe you should ask
your boyfriend.
293
00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,864
Oh, wait, you can't,
He's not here.
294
00:11:44,932 --> 00:11:46,666
He's in San Diego
on spring break
295
00:11:46,733 --> 00:11:48,234
with his friends
from Vocal Adrenaline.
296
00:11:48,302 --> 00:11:49,302
When are you gonna
realize that
297
00:11:49,369 --> 00:11:50,903
he's not into you like I am?
298
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:54,140
You think he's gonna stick
around if you can't sing?
299
00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,608
If you're a vocal cripple?
300
00:11:55,676 --> 00:11:58,377
Look, I know that you've always
been jealous of Jessie.
301
00:11:58,445 --> 00:12:01,614
And even though
he and I haven't spoken
302
00:12:01,682 --> 00:12:02,915
since the "Run Joey Run"
debacle,
303
00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,550
you just have
to accept the fact
304
00:12:04,618 --> 00:12:08,020
that I still care
about him deeply.
305
00:12:08,088 --> 00:12:11,324
And I know he still feels
the same way about me.
306
00:12:16,463 --> 00:12:19,432
(guitar plays rock riff)
307
00:12:22,803 --> 00:12:26,439
♪ Jessie is a friend ♪
308
00:12:26,507 --> 00:12:30,476
♪ You know, he's been
a good friend of mine ♪
309
00:12:30,544 --> 00:12:32,245
♪ But lately,
something's changed ♪
310
00:12:32,312 --> 00:12:34,280
♪ And that ain't hard
to define ♪
311
00:12:34,348 --> 00:12:38,284
♪ Jessie's got himself a girl,
and I want to make her mine ♪
312
00:12:38,352 --> 00:12:41,387
♪ And she's watching him
with those eyes ♪
313
00:12:41,455 --> 00:12:45,024
♪ And she's loving him with
that body, I just know it ♪
314
00:12:45,092 --> 00:12:48,494
♪ And he's holding her in his
arms late, late at night ♪
315
00:12:48,562 --> 00:12:53,232
♪ You know I wish that I had
Jessie's girl ♪
316
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:57,803
♪ I wish that I had
Jessie's girl ♪
317
00:12:57,871 --> 00:13:02,175
♪ Where can I find a woman
like that? ♪
318
00:13:02,242 --> 00:13:05,344
♪ And I'm lookin'
in the mirror all the time ♪
319
00:13:05,412 --> 00:13:09,282
♪ Wondering what
she don't see in me ♪
320
00:13:09,349 --> 00:13:13,553
♪ I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines ♪
321
00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:17,890
♪ Ain't that the way
love's supposed to be? ♪
322
00:13:23,197 --> 00:13:27,833
♪ Tell me, where can I find
a woman like that? ♪
323
00:13:27,901 --> 00:13:29,902
♪ Like Jessie's girl ♪
324
00:13:29,970 --> 00:13:33,806
♪ I wish that I had
Jessie's girl ♪
325
00:13:33,874 --> 00:13:37,877
♪ I want Jessie's girl ♪
326
00:13:37,945 --> 00:13:41,881
♪ Where can I find
a woman like that? ♪
327
00:13:41,949 --> 00:13:44,984
♪ Like Jessie's girl ♪
328
00:13:45,052 --> 00:13:47,486
♪ I wish that I had
Jessie's girl ♪
329
00:13:47,554 --> 00:13:52,858
♪ I want, I want
Jessie's girl. ♪
330
00:13:52,926 --> 00:13:54,727
(band plays flourish)
331
00:13:57,664 --> 00:13:59,465
(song ends)
332
00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:01,567
(whooping)
333
00:14:01,635 --> 00:14:02,969
WILL:
Nice work!
334
00:14:03,036 --> 00:14:05,304
Now that-- that is
the kind of
335
00:14:05,372 --> 00:14:06,739
soul-exposing song
I was talking about.
336
00:14:06,807 --> 00:14:08,441
We should all be inspired
by Finn's bravery.
337
00:14:08,508 --> 00:14:09,609
Good job, buddy.
338
00:14:09,676 --> 00:14:11,944
Uh, Mr. Shue, can I
sing my song now?
339
00:14:12,012 --> 00:14:13,613
Yeah.
Just go for it, Puck.
340
00:14:19,519 --> 00:14:20,953
What are they doing here?
341
00:14:21,021 --> 00:14:22,488
I invited my brothers
from the jazz band
342
00:14:22,556 --> 00:14:24,457
and their righteous horns
to help me out with my song.
343
00:14:25,993 --> 00:14:27,093
Since I shaved my Mohawk,
344
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,294
I started seeing things
differently.
345
00:14:28,362 --> 00:14:29,695
Last week,
I joined a black church,
346
00:14:29,763 --> 00:14:33,165
and I recently downloaded every
song Sammy Davis Jr.
347
00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:34,600
ever recorded on iTunes.
348
00:14:34,668 --> 00:14:36,736
He was a black Jew, you know.
And my inspiration.
349
00:14:36,803 --> 00:14:39,572
So, without further ado, I give
you one of Sammy's biggest hits.
350
00:14:43,076 --> 00:14:45,678
(band plays upbeat intro
to "The Lady is a Tramp")
351
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:53,653
♪ She gets too hungry
for dinner at 8:00 ♪
352
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,788
♪ She adores the theater ♪
353
00:14:55,856 --> 00:14:59,025
♪ And, whoa,
won't arrive late ♪
354
00:14:59,092 --> 00:15:03,129
♪ She'd never bother
with people she'd hate ♪
355
00:15:03,196 --> 00:15:05,865
♪ That's why
the lady is a tramp ♪
356
00:15:08,368 --> 00:15:13,005
♪ Doesn't like crap games
with barons and earls ♪
357
00:15:13,073 --> 00:15:17,743
♪ Won't go to Harlem
in ermine and pearls ♪
358
00:15:17,811 --> 00:15:22,114
♪ Won't dish the dirt
with the rest of the girls ♪
359
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:26,319
♪ That's why
the lady is a tramp ♪
360
00:15:26,386 --> 00:15:32,124
♪ She likes the free, fresh
wind in her hair ♪
361
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:33,826
♪ Life without care ♪
362
00:15:33,894 --> 00:15:37,129
♪ She's broke, it's oke ♪
363
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:38,864
♪ She hates California ♪
364
00:15:38,932 --> 00:15:41,667
♪ It's cold and it's damp ♪
365
00:15:41,735 --> 00:15:43,502
♪ That's why the lady ♪
366
00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:45,371
♪ Is a tramp ♪
367
00:15:45,439 --> 00:15:47,306
♪ Oh oh-oh oh-oh! ♪
368
00:15:47,374 --> 00:15:49,075
(instrumental interlude)
369
00:16:02,155 --> 00:16:04,123
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
370
00:16:04,191 --> 00:16:10,296
♪ I get far too hungry
to eat dinner at 8:00 ♪
371
00:16:10,364 --> 00:16:14,800
♪ I adore the theater,
but I never come late ♪
372
00:16:14,868 --> 00:16:17,970
♪ You'd never bother ♪
♪ Oh, do-do,
do-do, do-do ♪
373
00:16:18,038 --> 00:16:20,106
♪ With anyone
that you'd hate ♪
374
00:16:20,173 --> 00:16:23,776
BOTH:
♪ That's why
the lady is a tramp! ♪
375
00:16:23,844 --> 00:16:29,515
♪ I like the free, fresh
wind in my hair ♪
376
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:31,917
♪ Life without care ♪
377
00:16:31,985 --> 00:16:34,286
♪ She's a swinger,
a humdinger! ♪
378
00:16:34,354 --> 00:16:36,389
♪ Hates California ♪
379
00:16:36,456 --> 00:16:38,557
BOTH:
♪ Too cold and too damp ♪
380
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:40,493
♪ That's why the lady ♪
381
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,794
♪ That's why the lady ♪
382
00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:43,028
♪ That's why the lady... ♪
383
00:16:43,096 --> 00:16:44,296
♪ That's why the lady ♪
384
00:16:44,364 --> 00:16:45,931
♪ That's why the lady... ♪
385
00:16:45,999 --> 00:16:47,666
♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
386
00:16:47,734 --> 00:16:49,969
♪ That is why ♪
387
00:16:50,036 --> 00:16:51,404
♪ That is why ♪
♪ The lady is a ♪
388
00:16:51,471 --> 00:16:56,709
♪ The lady is a tramp ♪
♪ Tramp ♪
389
00:16:56,777 --> 00:16:59,979
♪ Well... ♪
390
00:17:00,046 --> 00:17:02,581
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
391
00:17:02,649 --> 00:17:05,951
MERCEDES:
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh, yeah. ♪
392
00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:27,398
Look, Quinn,
393
00:17:27,466 --> 00:17:30,835
I could never see myself
being into a guy like Puck,
394
00:17:30,902 --> 00:17:34,071
especially since
he's your baby's daddy, but...
395
00:17:34,139 --> 00:17:37,308
something just happened
between us.
396
00:17:37,376 --> 00:17:40,211
I say... go for it.
397
00:17:40,278 --> 00:17:41,979
What?
Look...
398
00:17:42,047 --> 00:17:44,181
I screwed up by letting
Puck get me pregnant.
399
00:17:44,249 --> 00:17:46,884
He's an idiot, and his mother
won't let me eat bacon.
400
00:17:46,952 --> 00:17:49,153
I'm stuck living
with him right now,
401
00:17:49,221 --> 00:17:51,021
but at least, if
you guys are dating,
402
00:17:51,089 --> 00:17:53,023
I won't have to spend
so much time listening
403
00:17:53,091 --> 00:17:54,392
to his insane theories
404
00:17:54,459 --> 00:17:57,094
on how Super Mario Brothers
changed civilization.
405
00:17:57,162 --> 00:17:59,029
But you do realize
406
00:17:59,097 --> 00:18:00,531
he's using you
and your popularity
407
00:18:00,599 --> 00:18:02,400
so he won't get
tossed in a Dumpster.
408
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:04,568
I know he's using me,
409
00:18:04,636 --> 00:18:06,570
but in a way, it's even better.
410
00:18:06,638 --> 00:18:08,005
I'm not you.
411
00:18:08,073 --> 00:18:10,741
I've never had a guy like me
for anything, but now
412
00:18:10,809 --> 00:18:12,643
I'm such a steaming mug
of hot chocolate
413
00:18:12,711 --> 00:18:14,712
that one of the studliest guys
in school wants
414
00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:16,514
to use me to harvest some mojo.
415
00:18:16,581 --> 00:18:19,283
I just don't want
you getting hurt.
416
00:18:19,351 --> 00:18:22,019
I know what this is.
417
00:18:22,087 --> 00:18:23,421
My heart's safe.
418
00:18:23,488 --> 00:18:24,955
Oh, I'm not worried
about your heart.
419
00:18:25,023 --> 00:18:26,857
I might be okay with this,
420
00:18:26,925 --> 00:18:30,227
but not even Puck is going to
be able to call off Santana.
421
00:18:32,998 --> 00:18:34,732
(bell ringing)
422
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,867
All right, let's
get things started.
423
00:18:36,935 --> 00:18:38,202
Mr. Shue, I'd like
to start us off.
424
00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:40,104
I believe I've found a song
425
00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:42,206
that finally expresses
my true voice.
426
00:18:42,274 --> 00:18:44,475
Okay.
427
00:18:45,644 --> 00:18:47,745
Gentlemen.
428
00:18:47,813 --> 00:18:51,582
(band plays rockabilly intro
to "Pink Houses")
429
00:18:56,488 --> 00:19:00,591
♪ There's a black man
with a black cat ♪
430
00:19:00,659 --> 00:19:04,695
♪ Livin' in
a black neighborhood ♪
431
00:19:04,763 --> 00:19:08,966
♪ He's got an interstate
runnin' through his front yard ♪
432
00:19:09,034 --> 00:19:12,803
♪ You know, he thinks
that he's got it so good ♪
433
00:19:15,273 --> 00:19:19,610
♪ And there's a woman
in the kitchen ♪
434
00:19:19,678 --> 00:19:23,280
♪ Cleanin' up the evenin' slop ♪
435
00:19:23,348 --> 00:19:25,683
♪ And he looks at her and says ♪
436
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:30,488
♪ Hey, darlin', I can remember
when you could stop a clock ♪
437
00:19:30,555 --> 00:19:33,724
♪ Oh, but ain't that America ♪
438
00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:35,693
♪ For you and me ♪
439
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,661
♪ Ain't that America ♪
440
00:19:37,729 --> 00:19:39,830
♪ Somethin' to see, baby ♪
441
00:19:39,898 --> 00:19:42,032
♪ Ain't that America ♪
442
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:45,503
♪ Home of the free, yeah ♪
443
00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:48,706
♪ Little pink houses
for you and me ♪
444
00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:53,811
♪ Oh, baby, for you and me. ♪
445
00:19:53,879 --> 00:19:56,247
(song ends)
446
00:19:56,314 --> 00:19:58,148
(weak applause)
447
00:20:03,021 --> 00:20:05,422
Is there something wrong,
Mr. Shue?
448
00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:08,225
I don't really think you got
the point of the assignment.
449
00:20:08,293 --> 00:20:09,360
This was about
finding a song
450
00:20:09,427 --> 00:20:12,229
that expresses who you are.
451
00:20:12,297 --> 00:20:13,964
That song didn't
really sound like you.
452
00:20:14,032 --> 00:20:16,767
Well, I'm sorry if I didn't
live up to your expectations.
453
00:20:16,835 --> 00:20:19,436
No, no, this group needs
you to be you, Kurt.
454
00:20:19,504 --> 00:20:21,972
You can literally do things
that no one else can.
455
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,207
I'm not a box.
456
00:20:23,275 --> 00:20:25,276
There are more
than four sides to me.
457
00:20:25,343 --> 00:20:26,777
Don't lose track
of who you are
458
00:20:26,845 --> 00:20:28,646
just because it might be a
easier to be somebody else.
459
00:20:31,283 --> 00:20:33,984
All right,
take five, guys.
460
00:20:34,052 --> 00:20:35,152
Hey, Kurt...
461
00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:36,854
that song was hot.
462
00:20:36,922 --> 00:20:37,922
Oh...
463
00:20:37,989 --> 00:20:39,390
(with a twang):
Merci.
464
00:20:39,457 --> 00:20:41,926
So you're pretty much the
only guy in this school
465
00:20:41,993 --> 00:20:43,561
that I haven't made out with
466
00:20:43,628 --> 00:20:45,663
because I thought you
were capital-G Gay.
467
00:20:45,730 --> 00:20:47,364
But now that you're not,
468
00:20:47,432 --> 00:20:50,401
having a perfect record
would mean a lot to me.
469
00:20:50,468 --> 00:20:52,903
So, let me know if
you want to tap this.
470
00:20:54,439 --> 00:20:57,207
(bell ringing)
471
00:21:01,546 --> 00:21:04,381
Are you, like,
sleepwalking?
472
00:21:04,449 --> 00:21:06,750
You have to be able
to sleep to sleepwalk.
473
00:21:06,818 --> 00:21:08,686
I am on my third
day of antibiotics,
474
00:21:08,753 --> 00:21:10,521
and I am not
getting any better,
475
00:21:10,589 --> 00:21:12,923
which means, I'm going to
have to have that surgery,
476
00:21:12,991 --> 00:21:14,525
which means, my life is over.
477
00:21:14,593 --> 00:21:15,993
Don't you think you're being
a little dramatic,
478
00:21:16,061 --> 00:21:17,895
I mean, even for you?
479
00:21:17,963 --> 00:21:20,230
God, I'm so sick of you
feeling sorry for yourself.
480
00:21:20,298 --> 00:21:21,498
Why don't you get it?
481
00:21:21,566 --> 00:21:22,800
I am my voice.
482
00:21:24,135 --> 00:21:25,369
I am like Tinkerbell, Finn.
483
00:21:25,437 --> 00:21:27,972
I need applause to live.
484
00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:31,775
I got a friend
I want you to meet.
485
00:21:31,843 --> 00:21:33,277
Another doctor?
I've seen six already.
486
00:21:33,345 --> 00:21:34,511
No.
487
00:21:34,579 --> 00:21:36,113
No. He's an old friend of mine.
488
00:21:54,227 --> 00:21:56,795
Your lip gloss
tastes like root beer.
489
00:21:56,863 --> 00:22:00,265
It's weird.
490
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:03,068
Can I ask you something?
491
00:22:03,136 --> 00:22:06,138
What do boys' lips taste like?
492
00:22:06,205 --> 00:22:09,241
Usually dip.
493
00:22:09,308 --> 00:22:11,176
Sometimes they taste
like burgers.
494
00:22:11,244 --> 00:22:13,378
Or my armpits.
495
00:22:13,446 --> 00:22:16,214
Kissing my armpits is a really
big turn-on for me.
496
00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:19,217
(door opens and closes)
497
00:22:22,889 --> 00:22:25,424
Whoa.
498
00:22:25,491 --> 00:22:26,858
Am I interrupting
something?
499
00:22:26,926 --> 00:22:29,461
(with twang):
You sure are.
500
00:22:29,529 --> 00:22:32,431
Okay, I'm confused.
501
00:22:32,498 --> 00:22:34,433
I came home to find this note
on your doorknob--
502
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:36,334
"Do not enter
under any circumstances,
503
00:22:36,402 --> 00:22:37,969
I'm making out with a girl."
504
00:22:38,037 --> 00:22:39,571
I just thought
it was the start
505
00:22:39,639 --> 00:22:41,506
of one of your
murder mystery dinners.
506
00:22:41,574 --> 00:22:44,509
Dad, I really need you
to respect my privacy.
507
00:22:44,577 --> 00:22:48,313
Brittany and I were just, uh,
having sexual relations.
508
00:22:48,381 --> 00:22:51,049
(under breath):
Hi.
509
00:22:58,891 --> 00:23:01,726
Kurt, uh... I've been
sorta dealing for months
510
00:23:01,794 --> 00:23:03,428
with you being gay
and everything,
511
00:23:03,496 --> 00:23:05,430
and now you're telling me
that's not the case?
512
00:23:05,498 --> 00:23:06,798
Dad, you and I have
more in common
513
00:23:06,866 --> 00:23:08,467
than I would have thought.
514
00:23:08,534 --> 00:23:11,970
The flannel, the Mellencamp...
the ladies.
515
00:23:16,109 --> 00:23:18,276
Okay, well...
516
00:23:18,344 --> 00:23:20,312
you're free to be
whoever you are, okay?
517
00:23:20,379 --> 00:23:22,681
You just let me know when
you make up your mind,
518
00:23:22,748 --> 00:23:24,983
I'm gonna do the best I can.
519
00:23:25,051 --> 00:23:27,853
But I'm good either way.
520
00:23:29,388 --> 00:23:31,790
Nice to meet you.
521
00:23:31,858 --> 00:23:33,792
All right, you kids be
careful, all right?
522
00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:35,794
And you gotta respect
her, all right?
523
00:23:35,862 --> 00:23:36,928
And if things
get serious,
524
00:23:36,996 --> 00:23:38,363
use protection.
525
00:23:43,035 --> 00:23:45,003
Does he mean like
a burglar alarm?
526
00:23:47,573 --> 00:23:50,342
(bell ringing)
So what made Super Mario
Brothers 3 so amazing
527
00:23:50,409 --> 00:23:52,577
was the Star Worlds.
528
00:23:52,645 --> 00:23:54,646
None of the other versions
had anything like that.
529
00:23:54,714 --> 00:23:57,382
Look, Puck, I agreed
to start dating you
530
00:23:57,450 --> 00:23:58,783
because you have great arms,
531
00:23:58,851 --> 00:24:00,986
and we have serious
musical chemistry--
532
00:24:01,053 --> 00:24:02,988
both of which are really
important to me.
533
00:24:03,055 --> 00:24:04,923
But clearly you've never dated
a sister before.
534
00:24:04,991 --> 00:24:06,858
And we have needs--
535
00:24:06,926 --> 00:24:08,627
as in you need to stop
flapping your gums
536
00:24:08,694 --> 00:24:10,362
about this video game nonsense
537
00:24:10,429 --> 00:24:13,031
and start finding out more
about me, about who I am.
538
00:24:13,099 --> 00:24:14,566
Okay.
539
00:24:14,634 --> 00:24:17,335
I've never done that with a
girl before, but I'm cool.
540
00:24:17,403 --> 00:24:18,870
First thing
you need to know is
541
00:24:18,938 --> 00:24:20,939
I like those
frozen coffee drinks.
542
00:24:21,007 --> 00:24:22,941
Do you want me to
get you one?
543
00:24:23,009 --> 00:24:24,743
Decaf.
Cool.
544
00:24:35,121 --> 00:24:36,021
What was that?
545
00:24:36,088 --> 00:24:38,123
Whatever I did, I'm-I'm sorry.
546
00:24:38,191 --> 00:24:41,026
Here, take my lunch money
as an apology.
547
00:24:41,093 --> 00:24:42,494
Put that away.
548
00:24:42,562 --> 00:24:44,296
Why didn't you look at me
when I walked by?
549
00:24:44,363 --> 00:24:47,465
Well, the Tweetosphere says
you're dating Mercedes Jones.
550
00:24:47,533 --> 00:24:49,935
She's one of the most popular
girls in school.
551
00:24:50,002 --> 00:24:51,770
Your cool-o-meter is
off the charts.
552
00:24:51,837 --> 00:24:53,104
Which means most of us
are terrified
553
00:24:53,172 --> 00:24:54,372
of you again.
554
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,707
Some of the guys
who threw you
555
00:24:55,775 --> 00:24:57,309
in the Dumpster
actually transferred today,
556
00:24:57,376 --> 00:25:00,212
out of fear of retaliation.
557
00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:06,051
I didn't say you could smile.
558
00:25:06,118 --> 00:25:08,653
Give me that lunch money.
Also, my girl needs
a coffee drink.
559
00:25:19,365 --> 00:25:22,100
("The Boy Is Mine" intro
by Brandy playing)
560
00:25:24,971 --> 00:25:27,539
Excuse me, can I please
talk to you for a minute?
561
00:25:27,607 --> 00:25:29,207
Uh-huh, sure.
562
00:25:29,275 --> 00:25:31,076
You know you look
kind of familiar.
563
00:25:31,143 --> 00:25:33,144
Yeah, you do, too, but, um,
564
00:25:33,212 --> 00:25:35,747
I just wanted to know,
do you know somebody named--
565
00:25:35,815 --> 00:25:37,716
you know his name.
566
00:25:37,783 --> 00:25:40,318
Oh, yeah, definitely,
I know his name.
567
00:25:40,386 --> 00:25:42,554
I just wanted to let you know
he's mine.
568
00:25:42,622 --> 00:25:44,889
No, no, he's mine.
569
00:25:44,957 --> 00:25:48,727
♪ You need to give it up ♪
570
00:25:48,794 --> 00:25:51,229
♪ Had about enough ♪
571
00:25:51,297 --> 00:25:53,231
♪ He belongs to me ♪
572
00:25:53,299 --> 00:25:55,800
♪ The boy is mine ♪
573
00:25:55,868 --> 00:25:58,336
♪ I think it's time
we got this straight ♪
574
00:25:58,404 --> 00:26:01,106
♪ Sit and talk face-to-face ♪
575
00:26:01,173 --> 00:26:04,409
♪ There is no way you could
mistake him for your man ♪
576
00:26:04,477 --> 00:26:06,244
♪ Are you insane? ♪
577
00:26:06,312 --> 00:26:08,580
♪ You see I know
that you may be ♪
578
00:26:08,648 --> 00:26:11,182
♪ Just a bit jealous of me ♪
579
00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:13,718
♪ 'Cause you're blind
if you can't see ♪
580
00:26:13,786 --> 00:26:15,987
♪ That his love
is all in me ♪
581
00:26:16,055 --> 00:26:19,124
♪ You need to give it up ♪
582
00:26:19,191 --> 00:26:21,393
♪ Had about enough ♪
583
00:26:21,460 --> 00:26:22,927
♪ Had about enough ♪
584
00:26:22,995 --> 00:26:24,362
♪ It's not hard to see ♪
585
00:26:24,430 --> 00:26:27,332
♪ He's mine, he's mine,
he's mine, he's mine ♪
586
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,467
♪ I'm sorry that you ♪
587
00:26:29,535 --> 00:26:32,070
♪ I'm so sorry ♪
♪ Seemed to be confused ♪
588
00:26:32,138 --> 00:26:34,439
♪ You seem to
be confused ♪
♪ He belongs to me ♪
589
00:26:34,507 --> 00:26:37,142
♪ He belongs to me ♪
♪ The boy is mine ♪
590
00:26:37,209 --> 00:26:39,911
♪ You can't destroy
this love I've found ♪
591
00:26:39,979 --> 00:26:42,213
♪ Your silly games
I won't allow ♪
592
00:26:42,281 --> 00:26:44,816
♪ The boy is mine
without a doubt ♪
593
00:26:44,884 --> 00:26:47,919
♪ He was my love
right from the start ♪
594
00:26:47,987 --> 00:26:49,754
♪ I'm sorry that you ♪
595
00:26:49,822 --> 00:26:52,257
♪ I'm sorry that you ♪
♪ Seem to be confused ♪
596
00:26:52,325 --> 00:26:54,259
♪ Seemed to be confused ♪
597
00:26:54,327 --> 00:26:56,294
♪ He belongs to me ♪
598
00:26:56,362 --> 00:26:59,464
♪ That boy is mine ♪
599
00:26:59,532 --> 00:27:00,799
♪ Not yours ♪
600
00:27:00,866 --> 00:27:01,933
♪ But mine ♪
601
00:27:02,001 --> 00:27:03,268
♪ Not yours ♪
602
00:27:03,336 --> 00:27:04,602
♪ But mine ♪
603
00:27:04,670 --> 00:27:05,804
♪ Not yours ♪
604
00:27:05,871 --> 00:27:08,606
♪ But mine ♪
605
00:27:08,674 --> 00:27:11,142
♪ I'm sorry that you ♪
606
00:27:11,210 --> 00:27:13,812
♪ Seemed to be confused ♪
607
00:27:13,879 --> 00:27:15,747
♪ He belongs to me ♪
608
00:27:15,815 --> 00:27:17,415
♪ The b is mine... ♪
609
00:27:17,483 --> 00:27:18,516
Wow.
610
00:27:18,584 --> 00:27:20,251
WILL:
That was intense.
611
00:27:20,319 --> 00:27:22,554
Don't touch me.
Don't step to me.
612
00:27:22,621 --> 00:27:23,688
I gotta give you guys props
for the passion.
613
00:27:23,756 --> 00:27:25,123
Maybe hold back on
the animosity
614
00:27:26,158 --> 00:27:27,192
Hey, hey, hey!
615
00:27:27,259 --> 00:27:28,893
Seriously,
this ends now!
616
00:27:28,961 --> 00:27:30,228
All right.
Talk to the stick
figure.
617
00:27:30,296 --> 00:27:32,297
Please. All right?
618
00:27:32,365 --> 00:27:34,366
You can go at it in song,
but that is it.
619
00:27:34,433 --> 00:27:36,468
Enjoy it while you can, Weezie.
620
00:27:36,535 --> 00:27:39,437
His hair is already
starting to grow back.
621
00:27:39,505 --> 00:27:40,605
Calm down.
Hey, hey.
622
00:27:55,776 --> 00:27:58,144
Puck, what the hell
is going on here?
623
00:27:58,212 --> 00:27:59,278
Just a little payback.
624
00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:00,446
(thud)
625
00:28:00,514 --> 00:28:01,948
You hear that?
626
00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:04,483
That's the sound of order
being restored.
627
00:28:04,551 --> 00:28:06,652
No man of mine is gonna be
pulling stuff like this.
628
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,087
Babe, this is what we do.
629
00:28:08,155 --> 00:28:09,155
Look at 'em.
630
00:28:09,223 --> 00:28:10,289
They need this.
631
00:28:10,357 --> 00:28:11,791
Without the fear
of a good Dumpster toss,
632
00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:13,559
it'd be chaos
up in this place.
633
00:28:13,627 --> 00:28:15,995
Look, you don't need to like it,
but you need to accept it--
634
00:28:16,063 --> 00:28:17,263
this is the way
things are.
635
00:28:17,331 --> 00:28:18,564
'Cause now, we're part
of the system.
636
00:28:18,632 --> 00:28:20,600
We're at the top
of the heap.
637
00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:22,034
Who's next?
638
00:28:24,404 --> 00:28:25,638
(doorbell ringing)
639
00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:28,074
Hi, uh, Mrs. Fretthold.
640
00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:29,375
This is Rachel.
641
00:28:29,443 --> 00:28:30,610
Pretty.
642
00:28:30,677 --> 00:28:32,612
Uh, I'll tell Sean
you're here.
643
00:28:32,679 --> 00:28:34,614
I'm sorry it's
such a mess.
644
00:28:34,681 --> 00:28:36,749
I've been on the phone to the
insurance company all day.
645
00:28:36,817 --> 00:28:38,851
Oh, no, that's fine.
646
00:28:38,919 --> 00:28:39,986
Is this him?
647
00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:41,587
FINN:
Uh, yeah.
648
00:28:41,655 --> 00:28:44,056
We met at football camp
a couple years ago.
649
00:28:44,124 --> 00:28:45,391
He's ready for you.
650
00:28:45,459 --> 00:28:48,728
SEAN:
Fab-five-Finnster!
651
00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:50,363
Fretter!
652
00:28:50,430 --> 00:28:52,298
(chuckles)
653
00:28:52,366 --> 00:28:54,934
This the hottie
you were telling me about?
654
00:28:55,002 --> 00:28:56,802
Yeah. Sean Fretthold,
Rachel Berry,
655
00:28:56,870 --> 00:28:57,837
Rachel, Sean.
656
00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,572
Got a boyfriend, Rachel?
657
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,440
Um... sort of.
658
00:29:01,508 --> 00:29:03,242
Sort of?
659
00:29:03,310 --> 00:29:05,411
Sounds like I got a shot.
660
00:29:05,479 --> 00:29:07,480
(whispering): I don't
understand; this isn't funny.
661
00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:09,015
Sorry.
662
00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:10,216
They make me see a shrink.
663
00:29:10,284 --> 00:29:13,119
He says I compensate with humor.
664
00:29:16,323 --> 00:29:20,126
Third game of the season,
right after I met the Finnster,
665
00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:23,929
this Yeti of a fullback
breaks through the line.
666
00:29:25,499 --> 00:29:29,335
I hear a crack,
next thing I know,
667
00:29:29,403 --> 00:29:32,938
I'm lying on the ground
saying to myself,
668
00:29:33,006 --> 00:29:35,374
"Get up, get up,"
669
00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:38,511
but nothing was working,
you know?
670
00:29:38,578 --> 00:29:40,146
Sean was a C4.
671
00:29:40,213 --> 00:29:42,415
Paralyzed from
the upper chest down.
672
00:29:42,482 --> 00:29:44,483
I'm so sorry.
673
00:29:44,551 --> 00:29:46,519
Finn says your voice
is messed up.
674
00:29:48,488 --> 00:29:49,889
Is it going to come back?
675
00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:52,558
I don't, I don't,
I don't know.
676
00:29:52,626 --> 00:29:54,160
Pissed off about what you lost?
677
00:29:56,196 --> 00:29:58,164
I was.
678
00:29:58,231 --> 00:30:02,068
Like, real... rage.
679
00:30:04,237 --> 00:30:06,172
I used to just lie in bed
and scream.
680
00:30:06,239 --> 00:30:07,740
Finn shouldn't have brought me
here. I'm so sorry.
681
00:30:07,808 --> 00:30:08,541
Wait, wait, wait.
682
00:30:08,608 --> 00:30:10,776
Just...
683
00:30:10,844 --> 00:30:13,479
tell her about what
happened when they
gave you the chair.
684
00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:20,019
They were all excited
685
00:30:20,087 --> 00:30:21,954
because I could
drive it myself
686
00:30:22,022 --> 00:30:25,658
by blowing in that tube.
687
00:30:25,726 --> 00:30:28,761
The second they left me alone...
688
00:30:28,829 --> 00:30:32,264
I drove it
into the swimming pool.
689
00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:35,000
His mom pulled him out
when she heard the splash.
690
00:30:35,068 --> 00:30:36,469
I don't understand.
691
00:30:36,536 --> 00:30:38,904
Are... Are you trying
to tell me
692
00:30:38,972 --> 00:30:40,139
that you're happier now?
693
00:30:40,207 --> 00:30:41,507
SEAN:
Hell, no.
694
00:30:41,575 --> 00:30:44,510
I'm miserable.
695
00:30:44,578 --> 00:30:46,512
I miss my body.
696
00:30:46,580 --> 00:30:49,281
I miss my life.
697
00:30:49,349 --> 00:30:52,284
I miss my friends.
698
00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:54,320
I miss girls.
699
00:30:54,388 --> 00:30:57,690
But I've realized, over time,
700
00:30:57,758 --> 00:31:00,092
that I've got other stuff
going on.
701
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,662
I'm more than
just one thing.
702
00:31:03,730 --> 00:31:04,764
You know I'm good at math?
703
00:31:06,099 --> 00:31:07,900
Seriously.
704
00:31:07,968 --> 00:31:10,770
I flew through Calc I
in like two months.
705
00:31:10,837 --> 00:31:12,338
And I can sing.
706
00:31:13,807 --> 00:31:15,074
He's actually pretty good.
707
00:31:15,142 --> 00:31:18,577
I used to sing in the shower,
in the car...
708
00:31:18,645 --> 00:31:21,147
I didn't have the balls
709
00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:23,249
to try out for my school's club
like Finn did.
710
00:31:25,452 --> 00:31:27,353
That pissed me off
more than anything.
711
00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:31,657
What the hell was I afraid of?
712
00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:33,893
(knocking on door)
Sorry, guys,
713
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,828
time for physical therapy.
FINN:
Later, dude.
714
00:31:35,896 --> 00:31:38,497
Um, I'll come by
in a few weeks.
715
00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:40,399
I'll be here.
716
00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:42,067
Thanks.
717
00:31:42,135 --> 00:31:43,102
For what?
718
00:31:45,305 --> 00:31:49,208
Just, um... thanks.
719
00:31:58,084 --> 00:31:59,818
Hey, mama.
720
00:31:59,886 --> 00:32:01,120
Where's your Cheerios! uniform?
721
00:32:01,187 --> 00:32:02,488
I quit.
722
00:32:02,555 --> 00:32:04,223
Nobody quits the Cheerios!
723
00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:05,591
You either die,
or I kick you off.
724
00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:08,594
It was fun, I guess, but...
725
00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:11,430
when I put the uniform on,
I didn't feel like myself.
726
00:32:12,866 --> 00:32:13,832
It's just not who I am.
727
00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:15,200
And what am I supposed to do
728
00:32:15,268 --> 00:32:16,568
about that Mariah Carey number
729
00:32:16,636 --> 00:32:18,437
in which you do ten straight
minutes of vocal runs?
730
00:32:18,505 --> 00:32:20,039
Huh? Nationals is
in three weeks!
731
00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:21,340
I guess I'll just
732
00:32:21,408 --> 00:32:24,209
have to take to the mic
and deliver a diatribe.
733
00:32:24,277 --> 00:32:26,211
Probably something
about immigrants.
734
00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:28,714
Look, I know Glee Club may
be super nerdy or whatever,
735
00:32:28,782 --> 00:32:30,716
but it's taught me
something very important.
736
00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:32,684
You have to be true
to who you are.
737
00:32:32,752 --> 00:32:34,620
That's something
you may want think about.
738
00:32:34,687 --> 00:32:36,088
'Cause the guy I saw
739
00:32:36,156 --> 00:32:37,823
throwing dweebs
in the Dumpster yesterday--
740
00:32:37,891 --> 00:32:39,658
I don't like him very much.
741
00:32:39,726 --> 00:32:41,393
And you know what?
742
00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:42,728
I don't think
you do, either.
743
00:32:46,699 --> 00:32:48,967
(bell ringing)
744
00:32:49,035 --> 00:32:50,936
Your hands are really soft.
745
00:32:51,004 --> 00:32:53,072
My secret? Duck fat.
746
00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:54,440
Hey, guys.
747
00:32:54,507 --> 00:32:56,775
Just holding hands
with Brittany.
748
00:32:56,843 --> 00:32:58,077
Seriously.
They feel like a baby.
749
00:32:58,144 --> 00:33:00,112
Now I know what it's
like to date a baby.
750
00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:01,947
Hey, Kurt.
751
00:33:02,015 --> 00:33:04,383
Dad. Hey.
752
00:33:04,451 --> 00:33:06,285
Finn caught a foul ball
inhe ninth,
753
00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:08,187
so that means free hoagies
at Lenny's Hoagies,
754
00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:10,823
and then half-price
to the motocross tonight,
755
00:33:10,890 --> 00:33:13,092
so I promised
I'd take him. Hi.
756
00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:15,094
Can you excuse us
for a minute, boo?
757
00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:16,695
What?
Just go away.
758
00:33:18,631 --> 00:33:20,833
Did you ever think that
that might be something I wanted
759
00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,601
to do with you?
760
00:33:22,669 --> 00:33:25,270
Look, Kurt, Finn needs
a buddy right now, okay?
761
00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:27,873
At the game, he got
to talking about his dad,
762
00:33:27,941 --> 00:33:29,274
and, you know,
his mom thinks
763
00:33:29,342 --> 00:33:30,909
it's a really
good thing for him.
764
00:33:30,977 --> 00:33:32,344
Look, I promise you
765
00:33:32,412 --> 00:33:34,880
we will hang out
as much as you want, okay?
766
00:33:34,948 --> 00:33:36,815
Just not tonight.
767
00:33:41,654 --> 00:33:45,190
♪ All that work
and what did it get me? ♪
768
00:33:48,528 --> 00:33:50,362
♪ Why did I do it? ♪
769
00:33:52,432 --> 00:33:54,967
♪ Scrapbooks full of me
in the background ♪
770
00:33:56,903 --> 00:34:00,439
♪ Give 'em love
and what does it get ya? ♪
771
00:34:00,507 --> 00:34:02,307
♪ What does it get ya? ♪
772
00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:06,612
♪ One quick look
as each of 'em leaves you ♪
773
00:34:06,679 --> 00:34:09,181
♪ All your life
and what does it get ya? ♪
774
00:34:09,249 --> 00:34:11,717
♪ Thanks a lot
and out with the garbage ♪
775
00:34:11,784 --> 00:34:14,987
♪ They take bows
and you're battin' zero ♪
776
00:34:18,258 --> 00:34:22,861
♪ I had a dream ♪
777
00:34:22,929 --> 00:34:27,499
♪ I dreamed it for you, Dad ♪
778
00:34:27,567 --> 00:34:31,537
♪ It wasn't for me, Dad ♪
779
00:34:31,604 --> 00:34:34,573
♪ And if it wasn't for me ♪
780
00:34:34,641 --> 00:34:36,508
♪ Then where would you be ♪
781
00:34:36,576 --> 00:34:43,115
♪ Miss Rachel Berry? ♪
782
00:34:43,183 --> 00:34:46,652
♪ Well, someone tell me
when is it my turn? ♪
783
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:48,654
♪ Don't I get a dream
for myself? ♪
784
00:34:48,721 --> 00:34:50,923
♪ Starting now,
it's gonna be my turn ♪
785
00:34:50,990 --> 00:34:52,824
♪ Gangway, world,
get off of my runway! ♪
786
00:34:52,892 --> 00:34:55,027
♪ Starting now
I bat a thousand! ♪
787
00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:59,364
♪ This time, boys,
I'm taking the bows and... ♪
788
00:34:59,432 --> 00:35:03,735
♪ Everything's coming up Kurt! ♪
789
00:35:03,803 --> 00:35:07,472
♪ Everything's coming up
Hummel! ♪
790
00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:10,576
♪ Everything's coming up Kurt! ♪
791
00:35:10,643 --> 00:35:12,978
♪ This time for me! ♪
792
00:35:13,046 --> 00:35:14,746
(laughs)
793
00:35:14,814 --> 00:35:16,648
♪ For me! ♪
794
00:35:18,084 --> 00:35:19,918
♪ For me! ♪
795
00:35:19,986 --> 00:35:21,019
♪ For me! ♪
796
00:35:21,087 --> 00:35:22,821
♪ For me! ♪
797
00:35:22,889 --> 00:35:24,022
♪ For me! ♪
798
00:35:26,025 --> 00:35:34,333
♪ For... me! ♪
799
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,001
♪ Yeah! ♪
800
00:35:37,270 --> 00:35:39,004
(song ends,
one person clapping)
801
00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:46,011
That was some
serious singing, kid.
802
00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:49,448
That was "Rose's Turn."
803
00:35:49,515 --> 00:35:52,050
I could get into that, maybe.
804
00:35:52,118 --> 00:35:54,019
What happened
to the hoagies?
805
00:35:54,087 --> 00:35:55,654
Ah, blew it off.
806
00:35:55,722 --> 00:35:57,522
You know, too much cholesterol.
807
00:35:57,590 --> 00:35:59,725
I bet Finn was disappointed.
808
00:35:59,792 --> 00:36:01,627
He understood, uh...
809
00:36:01,694 --> 00:36:04,896
once I told him how bent out
of shape I thought you were.
810
00:36:04,964 --> 00:36:07,532
Me? I'm fine.
811
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,702
Kurt, I'm dumb,
but I'm not stupid.
812
00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:13,238
And I have no idea
813
00:36:13,306 --> 00:36:14,873
what that song was about,
814
00:36:14,941 --> 00:36:16,775
but "fine" don't sing
like you just sung.
815
00:36:18,811 --> 00:36:20,646
Look...
816
00:36:22,315 --> 00:36:25,751
...maybe I got carried away
doing stuff with Finn.
817
00:36:25,818 --> 00:36:28,887
But I told you, this thing
with you was going to be hard.
818
00:36:28,955 --> 00:36:30,289
Thing with me.
819
00:36:30,356 --> 00:36:31,556
You mean being gay?
820
00:36:31,624 --> 00:36:33,392
Yeah.
821
00:36:33,459 --> 00:36:34,526
Being gay.
822
00:36:35,662 --> 00:36:37,562
Look, I will fight to the death
823
00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:40,565
for your right to love
whoever you want,
824
00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:43,001
but when you were a
little baby in my arms,
825
00:36:43,069 --> 00:36:44,903
did I dream about taking
you to baseball games
826
00:36:44,971 --> 00:36:46,972
and talking about girls?
827
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,707
Yeah, I did.
828
00:36:48,775 --> 00:36:50,108
A lot of fathers do.
829
00:36:50,176 --> 00:36:52,110
I had no idea
how disappointing I was.
830
00:36:52,178 --> 00:36:54,079
Hey, come on, now,
stop it right now.
831
00:36:54,147 --> 00:36:55,414
I'm-I'm talking
straight to you.
832
00:36:55,481 --> 00:36:57,883
Don't go playing
the victim.
833
00:36:57,950 --> 00:36:59,685
You know that's
not what I mean.
834
00:36:59,752 --> 00:37:01,553
(crying):
I know.
835
00:37:01,621 --> 00:37:03,655
I'm sorry.
836
00:37:03,723 --> 00:37:05,657
I know you're working hard
on yourself
837
00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:07,192
to make all this okay.
838
00:37:08,695 --> 00:37:10,662
Just seeing you,
839
00:37:10,730 --> 00:37:12,764
the way you are with Finn,
840
00:37:12,832 --> 00:37:14,866
how easy it is...
841
00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:20,639
(voice breaks):
It breaks my heart.
842
00:37:20,707 --> 00:37:23,775
Is that why you were pretending
to date that daffy cheerleader?
843
00:37:23,843 --> 00:37:26,645
And dressing differently,
and singing Mellencamp?
844
00:37:26,713 --> 00:37:28,980
I just want you
to know that...
845
00:37:29,048 --> 00:37:32,184
I'm going to work as hard
as you to make this okay.
846
00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:35,354
You don't have to work
at anything, Kurt.
847
00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:39,491
Your job...
848
00:37:39,559 --> 00:37:41,760
is to be yourself,
849
00:37:41,828 --> 00:37:44,329
and my job is to love you,
850
00:37:44,397 --> 00:37:46,331
no matter what.
851
00:37:46,399 --> 00:37:48,166
Okay? That
and a majority ownership
852
00:37:48,234 --> 00:37:50,569
in a tire store--
that's all we got.
853
00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:54,439
Okay? We stick to that,
we're going to be great.
854
00:37:54,507 --> 00:37:57,075
I missed you, Dad.
855
00:37:57,143 --> 00:37:58,777
Oh, come here.
856
00:38:02,782 --> 00:38:05,016
I love you.
857
00:38:05,084 --> 00:38:07,819
Love you, too.
858
00:38:09,155 --> 00:38:11,590
Mom...
859
00:38:19,899 --> 00:38:22,100
Finn with you?
860
00:38:22,168 --> 00:38:23,735
No, I came by myself.
861
00:38:23,803 --> 00:38:25,103
Is that okay?
862
00:38:25,171 --> 00:38:27,038
Yeah.
863
00:38:27,106 --> 00:38:30,409
I, um... I just
864
00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:32,644
wanted to say thank you,
865
00:38:32,712 --> 00:38:34,746
and for showing me that
866
00:38:34,814 --> 00:38:37,282
just because I'm not good
867
00:38:37,350 --> 00:38:39,418
at anything other
than singing doesn't mean
868
00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:41,453
I'm not any good
if I can't sing.
869
00:38:43,156 --> 00:38:47,526
That sounded like
a really bad greeting card.
870
00:38:47,593 --> 00:38:49,428
No. It was cool.
871
00:38:50,596 --> 00:38:52,764
Well, anyways, I...
872
00:38:52,832 --> 00:38:55,467
I just thought I could
maybe return the favor.
873
00:38:55,535 --> 00:38:58,570
I thought I could give you
singing lessons.
874
00:38:58,638 --> 00:39:01,306
It sort of seemed like
an area of interest for you.
875
00:39:01,374 --> 00:39:03,241
I'll-I'll come by,
876
00:39:03,309 --> 00:39:05,777
like, once a week or
something, and we could just
877
00:39:05,845 --> 00:39:07,245
see how it goes?
878
00:39:07,313 --> 00:39:09,581
I've-I've helped almost everyone
in our glee club,
879
00:39:09,649 --> 00:39:10,949
some by brute force, but...
880
00:39:11,017 --> 00:39:13,285
So, your voice came back.
881
00:39:13,352 --> 00:39:17,255
Turns out that a heroic dose
of antibiotics
882
00:39:17,323 --> 00:39:19,591
and a mysterious blend
of herbal remedies
883
00:39:19,659 --> 00:39:22,027
and a vow of silence
is all it takes
884
00:39:22,094 --> 00:39:24,196
to cure tonsillitis, so...
885
00:39:24,263 --> 00:39:25,597
I'll probably have
886
00:39:25,665 --> 00:39:27,666
to have my tonsils taken
out eventually, but, um,
887
00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:30,402
I'm-I'm not scared anymore.
888
00:39:30,470 --> 00:39:33,038
(laughs softly)
889
00:39:33,105 --> 00:39:35,106
Uh, so...
890
00:39:35,174 --> 00:39:37,676
do you want
to give it a spin now?
891
00:39:38,845 --> 00:39:40,812
Sing with you?
892
00:39:41,948 --> 00:39:44,049
Yeah.
893
00:39:44,116 --> 00:39:45,684
Yeah, I'd be honored.
894
00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:47,385
Come here.
895
00:39:51,257 --> 00:39:53,124
Take my hand?
896
00:39:57,263 --> 00:39:58,997
Can you feel that?
897
00:39:59,065 --> 00:40:00,198
No.
898
00:40:00,266 --> 00:40:01,733
But it's weird.
899
00:40:01,801 --> 00:40:03,835
I remember what it feels like,
900
00:40:03,903 --> 00:40:06,538
and I can see it, so...
901
00:40:06,606 --> 00:40:09,207
it's like I can.
902
00:40:11,410 --> 00:40:12,644
I-I, um...
903
00:40:12,712 --> 00:40:14,145
(clears throat)
904
00:40:14,213 --> 00:40:16,147
I thought we'd
do a little
905
00:40:16,215 --> 00:40:18,283
classic rock today.
906
00:40:18,351 --> 00:40:20,752
Finn said you
might like that.
907
00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:22,153
Yeah.
908
00:40:22,221 --> 00:40:26,658
♪ Is it getting better? ♪
909
00:40:26,726 --> 00:40:33,765
♪ Or do you feel the same? ♪
910
00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:39,137
♪ Will it make it easier
on you now? ♪
911
00:40:39,205 --> 00:40:42,207
♪ You got someone to blame? ♪
912
00:40:42,275 --> 00:40:44,242
BOTH:
♪ You say... ♪
913
00:40:44,310 --> 00:40:48,647
SEAN:
♪ One love, one life ♪
914
00:40:48,714 --> 00:40:53,118
♪ When it's one need,
in the night ♪
915
00:40:53,185 --> 00:40:59,524
♪ One love,
we get to share it ♪
916
00:40:59,592 --> 00:41:04,462
♪ Leaves you, baby,
if you don't care for it... ♪
917
00:41:09,936 --> 00:41:14,439
♪ Did I disappoint you? ♪
918
00:41:14,507 --> 00:41:20,011
♪ Or leave a bad taste
in your mouth? ♪
919
00:41:20,079 --> 00:41:24,983
♪ You act
like you never had love ♪
920
00:41:25,051 --> 00:41:28,520
♪ And you want me
to go without ♪
921
00:41:28,588 --> 00:41:32,857
BOTH:
♪ Well, it's too late ♪
922
00:41:32,925 --> 00:41:34,926
♪ Tonight ♪
923
00:41:34,994 --> 00:41:39,698
♪ To drag the past out
into the light ♪
924
00:41:39,765 --> 00:41:44,102
♪ We're one,
but we're not the same ♪
925
00:41:44,170 --> 00:41:50,008
♪ We get to carry each other,
carry each other ♪
926
00:41:50,076 --> 00:41:52,677
♪ One ♪
927
00:41:52,745 --> 00:41:55,380
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
928
00:41:55,448 --> 00:41:58,583
(harmonizing):
♪ One ♪
929
00:41:58,651 --> 00:42:00,919
♪ One ♪
930
00:42:00,987 --> 00:42:05,790
ALL:
♪ Love is a temple,
love is a higher law ♪
931
00:42:05,858 --> 00:42:08,059
♪ Love is a temple ♪
932
00:42:08,127 --> 00:42:10,128
♪ Love is a higher law ♪
933
00:42:10,196 --> 00:42:16,034
♪ You ask for me to enter,
but then you make me crawl ♪
934
00:42:16,102 --> 00:42:21,806
ALL:
♪ And I can't be holding on
to what you got ♪
935
00:42:21,874 --> 00:42:24,376
♪ When all you got is hurt ♪
936
00:42:24,443 --> 00:42:25,610
(harmonizing):
♪ One love ♪
937
00:42:25,678 --> 00:42:27,846
♪ One love ♪
938
00:42:27,913 --> 00:42:29,948
♪ One blood ♪
♪ One blood ♪
939
00:42:30,016 --> 00:42:34,352
ALL:
♪ One life,
you got to do what you should ♪
940
00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:35,787
♪ One life ♪
941
00:42:35,855 --> 00:42:37,188
♪ One life ♪
942
00:42:37,256 --> 00:42:39,424
♪ With each other ♪
943
00:42:39,492 --> 00:42:41,459
RACHEL:
♪ Sisters ♪
♪ Sisters ♪
944
00:42:41,527 --> 00:42:45,096
ALL:
♪ And my brothers ♪
945
00:42:45,164 --> 00:42:46,564
BOTH:
♪ One life ♪
946
00:42:46,632 --> 00:42:48,967
♪ But we're not the same ♪
947
00:42:49,035 --> 00:42:52,337
♪ We get to carry each other ♪
948
00:42:52,405 --> 00:42:54,572
♪ Carry each other ♪
949
00:42:54,640 --> 00:43:00,111
♪ One... ♪
950
00:43:00,179 --> 00:43:05,016
SEAN & RACHEL:
♪ One ♪
951
00:43:05,084 --> 00:43:08,787
♪ One... ♪
952
00:43:08,854 --> 00:43:16,795
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