1 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:03,864 So here's what happened last week- 2 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:05,734 Kurt found a video of Sue, and the Glee Club posted it online. 3 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:07,898 You, my friend, are an embarrassment. 4 00:00:07,974 --> 00:00:10,135 And then somebody made a "Glist" of who in the Glee Club was the naughtiest. 5 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:12,269 So Rachel tried to seem like a bad girl... 6 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,040 by doing a video with Finn, Puck and Jesse... 7 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:15,638 but it just hurt their feelings, and the song was really bad- 8 00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:17,307 Like maybe the worst song ever written. 9 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:19,249 Also, Sue spilled the beans that Will sucked face with Shelby Corcoran... 10 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:21,048 and that one time April Rhodes spent the night... 11 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:22,645 which totally hurt Emma's feelings. 12 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:24,917 - I'm through with you. - And that's what you missed on Glee. 13 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,722 - [School Bell Rings] - [Chattering] 14 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,664 [Whispering] Who is that guy? 15 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:08,428 - [School Bell Rings] - My mom found a mole on my head... 16 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:10,469 when she was washing my hair on Friday. 17 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:12,971 Your mom still washes your hair? 18 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:14,973 She started crying about sunblock and how she's always telling me... 19 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:16,804 to wear a hat when I'm cleaning pools. 20 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:19,504 So, she made me go see Dr. Friedlander, the dermatologist. 21 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:22,377 He said he had to shave my head to get a closer look at it. 22 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:25,885 It was nothing. They maimed me over a freaking freckle. 23 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:29,479 I feel like that guy that lost all his hair, then lost all his strength. 24 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:30,784 - Samson? - Agassi. 25 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:33,655 This morning, people had the balls to look me in the eye. 26 00:01:33,726 --> 00:01:36,718 I mean, it's just a Mohawk, right? I'm still Puckasaurus. 27 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:40,163 Actually, I don't know if it's the missing Mohawk or the whining... 28 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:42,724 but I am totally not turned on by you right now. 29 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:51,610 [Clicks Pen] 30 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,414 You got a problem? 31 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:59,248 Clearly, you're not a follower of my LarryHair account on Twitter. 32 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:01,753 We've been tweeting all day about your new look. 33 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:05,484 You're like a toddler with a loose lid on his Sippy Cup. 34 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:08,459 No more juice. Get ready for payback, Puckerman. 35 00:02:08,528 --> 00:02:11,053 [Clucks Tongue] 36 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,564 All right. 37 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:19,096 [Puck Thinking] I'm human garbage. 38 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:22,630 I should just lie here until the truck comes and let it crush me to death. 39 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:25,473 What's the point of living when I suck so bad? 40 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,206 - [Rhythmic Clapping] - ##[Girl Vocalizing] 41 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,544 Wait a second. 44 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:41,886 But how? I'm not becoming a Cheerio. 45 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:44,691 Wait. I don't need to be a cheerleader. 46 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:47,392 - I just need to date one. - #Yeah, yeah # 47 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:49,298 Get ready, black girl from Glee Club... 48 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:51,735 whose name I can't remember right now. 49 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:53,772 The Puckster is about to make you his. 50 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:03,841 - Um-Wait. What are these? - My vitamin supplements. 51 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,680 I'm taking them three times a day. 52 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:07,413 I'm exhausted. 53 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:11,150 I even felt a tickle in the back of my throat, and I never get sick. 54 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:13,419 I just don't understand why you're so tired all of a sudden. 55 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:15,393 Because every song I sing in here is a solo. 56 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:17,952 As you know, I have perfect pitch... 57 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,761 which also means I have a very sensitive ear. 58 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,767 None of them were singing. 59 00:03:22,835 --> 00:03:26,896 I knew I needed proof, so I had a little talk with Lauren Zizes, president of the A. V. Club. 60 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:30,636 Bug the choir room? I'm almost offended by the simplicity of the request. 61 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:34,806 Just tell me you can do it, Zizes. The microphones would have to be hidden. 62 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,508 Who is this guy? Who is this guy? 63 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:41,683 It'll cost you two boxes of Mallomars for me, and Snicker bars for my workers. 64 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:44,188 Take it or leave it, Berry. 65 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:48,093 ♪ Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi ♪ 66 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:51,130 ♪ Mi, mi, mi, mi Mi, mi, mi ♪ 67 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:53,597 #Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi # 68 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:57,659 ♪ Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi ♪ 69 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,763 ♪ Mi, mi, mi, mi Mi, mi, mi ♪ 70 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:05,841 ♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma Ma, ma, ma, ma ♪ 71 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,813 ♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma Ma, ma, ma, ma ♪ 72 00:04:08,881 --> 00:04:12,544 ♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma ♪ 73 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:16,448 ♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma Ma, ma, ma, ma ♪ 74 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,818 [No Audio] 75 00:04:21,894 --> 00:04:24,158 Here are the Glee Club members who are not pulling their weight. 76 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:26,494 - This is half the club. - [School Bell Rings] 77 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:29,501 [Laughing] 78 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:32,666 Oh, man. 79 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:38,675 Hey, sugar. Listen. I got a proposition to make. 80 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:40,406 I did some research. 81 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,142 Blacks and Jews have a history of sticking up for each other. 82 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:46,014 And Wikipedia says that King Martin Luther loved theJews. 83 00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:47,916 Okay, you just said, like, 10 offensive things. 84 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:49,682 My point is, you're popular now. 85 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:52,782 And I got to be honest. I need to spice up my image a little. 86 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:55,487 We should join forces. It wouldn't take much. 87 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:58,257 Just a little light making out. And I like a girl with curves. 88 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:01,323 You got to admit, I'm easy on the eyes. 89 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:04,234 Baby, I just am not attracted to you. 90 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,272 Plus, I know what you do to the girls you date. 91 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:08,773 You knock them up, and then you hang them out to dry. 92 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:10,775 Quinn and I weren't dating. She was dating someone else. 93 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:14,279 We just did the nasty. And she understood you can't tie me down. 94 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:17,214 I'm a sex shark. If I stop moving, I die. 95 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:20,309 Okay, I'm going to ask you to stop, because I'm starting to get embarrassed for you. 96 00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:23,219 You and me would not work out. 97 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:25,257 We have nothing in common. 98 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,419 You're top 40. I'm rhythm and blues. 99 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,725 - [School Bell Rings] - I am very disappointed in you guys. 100 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:37,929 - Can't believe you narked on us. - Don't get mad at me for exposing your laziness. 101 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,564 I'm tired of carrying all of your weight. 102 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:44,235 - Regionals is in a month, guys. - I'm just trying to understand what's going on here. 103 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:46,039 Finn, why did you stop singing? 104 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:48,410 'Cause you started giving all the male leads toJesse. 105 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:51,541 - Kind of shook my confidence, you know? - What difference does it make? 106 00:05:51,617 --> 00:05:53,312 Everyone knows that my job here is to look hot. 107 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:55,251 My baby hormones are making me moody. 108 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:57,448 There are so many lyrics. 109 00:05:57,523 --> 00:06:01,118 Okay. A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. 110 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,185 A Glee Club is about a myriad of voices... 111 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:06,163 coming together as one. All right? 112 00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:07,893 This ends now... 113 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:12,165 which is why your assignment for the week... 114 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:13,899 is for each of you to come up with a song... 115 00:06:13,973 --> 00:06:15,964 that best represents how you see yourself... 116 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,101 where you are in your lives right now... 117 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:20,111 your voice. 118 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:21,908 Then... 119 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:24,950 you're going to stand up here and sing your hearts out. 120 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:27,747 - All of you. - Solos? In front of everyone? 121 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:30,015 The Glee Club has lost its voice. 122 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:33,285 It's time for us to get it back. 123 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:36,055 - [School Bell Rings] - I am going to kill this assignment. 124 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,063 If there's one thing that I know, it's my voice. 125 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:39,962 I have exactly the same vocal range... 126 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,966 as 16th century castrato Orlando di Lasso. 127 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:43,865 But you know what he didn't have? 128 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:46,564 A song by Miss Whitney Houston in his back pocket. 129 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:49,836 - Hey, Kurt. - Dad? 130 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:52,309 What are you doing here? Is everything okay? 131 00:06:52,378 --> 00:06:55,643 No, I'm here to pick up Finn. I got a pair of tickets to the Reds game... 132 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,615 and Carole said that Finn's never been to a Major League game. 133 00:06:57,683 --> 00:07:00,208 I mean, it's Cincinnati, so it's barely the Major Leagues, but still. 134 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:03,414 - And why wasn't I invited? - Are you kidding me? 135 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:06,185 Every time I sit down and watch a game, you start in on the fact... 136 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,954 that all the players are wearing stirrup pants. 137 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:09,961 Because there's never an excuse for stirrup pants. 138 00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:12,156 - [Finn] Okay, I'm ready. - All right, I'll meet you by the car. 139 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:15,928 This is gonna be so great. It's gonna be great for Finn. It means a lot to his mom too. 140 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:18,470 Hey, I'll see you at home. I'll be home around midnight. 141 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:23,064 [School Bell Rings] 142 00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:26,870 Girl, you got more curves than a Nissan ad. 143 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:29,710 Seriously? That's what you came up with? 144 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:32,182 All right, guys. Let's get things started. 145 00:07:32,251 --> 00:07:34,742 As I was first on the sign-up sheet, I'll kick things off. 146 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:38,222 - Okay. - I have chosen Miley Cyrus's "The Climb"... 147 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,919 because it's about overcoming obstacles and beating the odds. 148 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:43,086 In my case, the obstacle is you... 149 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:46,495 my lackluster teammates who refuse to carry their own weight. 150 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:48,932 [Inhales] 151 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:52,596 ♪♪ [Ballad] 152 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:58,668 [Quavering, Off-key Voice] # I can almost see it # 153 00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:01,372 ♪That dream I'm dreaming ♪ 154 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:05,042 #But there's a voice inside my head saying # 155 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:08,052 ♪You'll never reach it ♪ 156 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:11,453 #Every step I'm taking # 157 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,287 ♪ Every move I make ♪ 158 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:16,294 ♪ Feels lost with no direction ♪ 159 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:20,030 #My faith is shaking # 160 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:22,761 #But I # 161 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:26,236 ♪ Gotta keep tryin' ♪ 162 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:31,470 ♪ Gotta keep my head held high-♪♪ 163 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:33,944 Rachel... 164 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:36,174 I think you've lost your voice. 165 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:42,752 - [School Bell Rings] - Hey, lady-face. 166 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:45,791 I noticed you weren't at Cheerios practice yesterday... 167 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:47,985 and I don't look kindly on absenteeism. 168 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,995 I'm so sorry, Miss Sylvester. It won't happen again. 169 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:53,725 Something happened yesterday that really upset me. 170 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:57,291 It's my dad. He's the most important thing in the world to me. 171 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:01,500 I love him, and I'm afraid that I might be losing him... 172 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:05,237 because of... my... sexuality. 173 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:08,712 Your sexuality. How old are you, 16? 174 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:10,806 - Have you even kissed a boy? - No. 175 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,316 - Have you ever kissed a girl? - No. 176 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,444 Well, then how can you possibly know what you like? 177 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,818 You see, that's the problem with your generation. 178 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:19,119 You're obsessed with labels. So you like show tunes. 179 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:21,921 Doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful. 180 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:27,364 You know, there's only one person in this world who can tell you what you are. 181 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,765 - Me. - No. Me. 182 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:33,100 Sue Sylvester. And she hasn't quite made up her mind about you. 183 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:35,936 Wait. I have an idea. 184 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:38,033 Our assignment for Glee Club is to find a song... 185 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:40,044 - that reflects our voice- - Yeah, you know what? 186 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:42,307 I checked out of this conversation about a minute back. 187 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,042 So, uh, good luck with your troubles... 188 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:46,778 and I'm gonna make it a habit not to stop and talk to students... 189 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:49,116 'cause this has been a colossal waste of my time. 190 00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:01,698 Hey, Kurt-You wanted to speak to me? 191 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,564 Yeah, Dad. Yeah. 192 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,968 I was just, uh, working on my Glee Club assignment... 193 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:08,302 "Pink Houses" byJohn Mellencamp. 194 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:13,678 Oh, really? I didn't think that was in your wheelhouse. 195 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:16,271 Yeah, I think it's really brave for a Midwesterner like himself... 196 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,909 to, uh, write a song about such bold interior design. 197 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:23,217 - You know that's not what the song's about? - Really? 198 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,486 No, it's about how the '80s were a tough time for a lot of people... 199 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,187 and, you know, the American Dream isn't all it's cracked up to be. 200 00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:31,661 Hmm. Fascinating. 201 00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:35,997 Hey, why don't we go grab a couple burgers and, uh, you can tell me more about it? 202 00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:38,002 Sure. But I gotta be honest. 203 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:40,903 That's pretty much what every Mellencamp song is about. 204 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:44,432 But you know what? I'll get my coat. 205 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:46,535 Anything to help you out. 206 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:52,914 What if he says I'll never sing again? 207 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:55,476 I mean, who am I without my voice? 208 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:58,887 L-I'm just this spoiled, annoying only child... 209 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:02,394 Don't say that. There's, like, so many awesome things about you. 210 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,697 Like? 211 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:08,290 Look, he's not gonna say you'll never sing again. 212 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:10,699 Bad news, Rachel. You'll probably never sing again. 213 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,397 - [Gasps] - I'm kidding. 214 00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:15,463 You have severe tonsillitis, which has resulted in an inner ear infection. 215 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:18,101 It's not the first time. You should have had them out years ago. 216 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:21,271 Why should I let you butcher my throat, when just resting my voice for a week... 217 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,212 and chugging down herbal tea will do the same job? 218 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:25,250 This is a very serious infection. 219 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:28,377 I think she's worried about the surgery affecting her singing voice. 220 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:31,548 At least start by taking these antibiotics... 221 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:34,889 Unless you think they're going to adversely affect your dance moves. 222 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:44,970 - What do you think I should do? - Maybe you should ask your boyfriend. 223 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,971 Oh, wait, you can't. He's not here. 224 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,304 He's in San Diego on spring break with his friends from Vocal Adrenaline. 225 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,970 When are you gonna realize that he's not into you like I am? 226 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:56,242 You think he's gonna stick around if you can't sing? 227 00:11:56,315 --> 00:12:00,445 - If you're a vocal cripple? - Look, I know that you've always been jealous ofJesse. 228 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:04,751 And even though he and I haven't spoken since the "Run Joey Run" debacle... 229 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:08,157 you just have to accept the fact that... 230 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,991 I still care about him deeply. 231 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,429 And I know he still feels the same way about me. 232 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:21,663 ##[Upbeat Pop] 233 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:27,378 ♪Jessie is a friend ♪ 234 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:32,515 ♪Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine ♪ 235 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:36,214 ♪ But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define ♪ 236 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:39,780 ♪Jessie's got himself a girl and I wanna make her mine ♪ 237 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:43,386 ♪And she's watching him with those eyes ♪ 238 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:47,023 #And she's loving him with that body I just know it # 239 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,226 ♪And he's holding her in his arms ♪ 240 00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:51,531 ♪ Late, late at night ♪ 241 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:55,301 ♪You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪ 242 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:58,537 ♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪ 243 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:04,245 ♪Where can I find a woman like that ♪ 244 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:07,410 #And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time # 245 00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:11,388 ♪Wondering what she don't see in me ♪ 246 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:15,325 #I've been funny I've been cool with the lines # 247 00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:18,363 ♪Ain't that the way love's supposed to be ♪ 248 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:29,003 ♪Tell me, where can I find a woman like that ♪ 249 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:32,305 ♪ LikeJessie's girl ♪ 250 00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:36,371 ♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪ 251 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:39,906 ♪ I wantJessie's girl ♪ 252 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:43,920 ♪Where can I find a woman like that ♪ 253 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,583 ♪ LikeJessie's girl ♪ 254 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,390 ♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪ 255 00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:54,330 #I want, I wantJessie's girl ## 256 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,803 ##[Ends] 257 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,738 [Cheering, Whooping] 258 00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:05,902 [Will] Nice work. Now that- 259 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,947 That is the kind of soul-exposing song I was talking about. 260 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,676 We should all be inspired by Finn's bravery. Good job, buddy. 261 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:12,017 Uh, Mr. Shue, can I sing my song now? 262 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,042 Uh, Mr. Shue, can I sing my song now? 263 00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:15,950 Yeah. Let's go for it, Puck. 264 00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:24,594 - What are they doing here? - I invited my brothers from the jazz band... 265 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,756 and their righteous horns to help me out with my song. 266 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:29,892 Since I shaved my Mohawk I started seeing things differently. 267 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,834 Last week I joined a black church... 268 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:36,603 and I recently downloaded every song Sammy Davis, Jr. Ever recorded on iTunes. 269 00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:38,905 He was a blackJew, you know, and my inspiration. 270 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,913 So, without further ado, I give you one of Sammy's biggest hits. 271 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:42,514 ##[Maracas: Up-tempo Beat] 272 00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:45,108 ##[Maracas: Up-tempo Beat] 273 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:48,017 ♪♪ [Swing Jazz] 274 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:55,789 ♪ She gets too hungry for dinner at 8:00 ♪ 275 00:14:55,861 --> 00:15:01,026 #She adores the theater and won't arrive late # 276 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:05,127 ♪ She'd never bother with people she'd hate ♪ 277 00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:08,196 ♪That's why the lady is a tramp ♪ 278 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:14,969 ♪ Doesn't like crap games with barons and earls ♪ 279 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:19,780 ♪Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls ♪ 280 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:24,152 ♪Won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls ♪ 281 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:28,319 ♪That's why the lady is a tramp ♪ 282 00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:34,196 ♪ She likes the free Fresh wind in her hair ♪ 283 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,894 ♪ Life without care ♪ 284 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,233 #She's broke, it's oke # 285 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:43,742 ♪ She hates California It's cold and it's damp ♪ 286 00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:47,472 ♪That's why the lady is a tramp ♪ 287 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,480 ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 288 00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:07,426 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 289 00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:12,368 ♪ I get far too hungry to eat dinner at 8:00 ♪ 290 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:16,704 #I adore the theater but I never come late # 291 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:19,437 - #You never bother # - ## [Scatting] 292 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:22,036 ♪With anyone that you'd hate ♪ 293 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:25,845 [Together] #That's why the lady is a tramp # 294 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:31,618 ♪ I like the free Fresh wind in my hair ♪ 295 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,954 ♪ Life without care ♪ 296 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:37,393 ♪ She's a swinger, a humdinger ♪ 297 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:41,297 - # Hates California # - [Together] #Too cold and too damp # 298 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,961 - #That's why the lady # - #That's why the lady # 299 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:46,402 - #That's why the lady # - #That's why the lady # 300 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:50,806 - #That's why the lady # - # Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh # 301 00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:53,367 - #That is why the lady is a # - #That is why the lady # 302 00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:58,781 - #Tramp # - # Is a tramp # 303 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:04,585 ♪Tramp, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 304 00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:08,023 ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh, yeah ♪♪ 305 00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:17,231 [School Bell Rings] 306 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,773 Look, Quinn, I could never see myself... 307 00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:32,942 being into a guy like Puck... 308 00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:36,078 especially since he's your baby's daddy, but... 309 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:39,124 something just happened between us. 310 00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:41,921 I say go for it. 311 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,689 - What? - Look. 312 00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:46,162 I screwed up by letting Puck get me pregnant. 313 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,597 He's an idiot, and his mother won't let me eat bacon. 314 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,828 I'm stuck living with him right now... 315 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,837 but at least, if you guys are dating... 316 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,499 I won't have to spend so much time listening to his insane theories... 317 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,873 on how Super Mario Brothers changed civilization. 318 00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:02,209 But you do realize he's using you and your popularity... 319 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,215 so he won't get tossed in a Dumpster. 320 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:08,743 I know he's using me, but in a way, it's even better. 321 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,483 I'm not you. I've never had a guy like me for anything... 322 00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,718 but now I'm such a steaming mug of hot chocolate... 323 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:18,229 that one of the studliest guys in school wants to use me to harvest some mojo. 324 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:21,130 I just don't want you getting hurt. 325 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:25,130 I know what this is. My heart's safe. 326 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,536 Oh, I'm not worried about your heart. 327 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,665 I might be okay with this, but not even Puck... 328 00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:32,141 is going to be able to call off Santana. 329 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,474 [School Bell Rings] 330 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,539 - All right, let's get things started. - Mr. Shue? 331 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:41,017 I'd like to start us off. 332 00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:43,987 I believe I've found a song that finally expresses my true voice. 333 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,388 Okay. 334 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:49,495 - Gentlemen. - ##[Mid-tempo Rock] 335 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:50,757 - Gentlemen. - ##[Mid-tempo Rock] 336 00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:02,506 ♪There's a black man with a black cat ♪ 337 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:06,340 ♪ Livin' in a black neighborhood ♪ 338 00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:10,575 ♪ He's got an interstate runnin' through his front yard ♪ 339 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:14,983 ♪You know, he thinks that he's got it so good ♪ 340 00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:21,350 ♪And there's a woman in the kitchen ♪ 341 00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:24,987 ♪ Cleanin' up the evenin' slop ♪ 342 00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:27,361 ♪And he looks at her and says ♪ 343 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:29,696 ♪ Hey, darlin', I can remember ♪ 344 00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:32,259 ♪When you could stop a clock ♪ 345 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:35,465 ♪ Oh, but ain't that America ♪ 346 00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,475 ♪ For you and me ♪ 347 00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,408 ♪Ain't that America ♪ 348 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,605 #Somethin'to see, baby # 349 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,648 ♪Ain't that America ♪ 350 00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:47,151 ♪ Home of the free, yeah ♪ 351 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:51,155 ♪ Little pink houses for you and me ♪ 352 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:55,387 ♪ Oh, baby, for you and me ♪♪ 353 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,136 Is there something wrong, Mr. Shue? 354 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,936 I don't really think you got the point of the assignment. 355 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:13,671 This was about finding a song that expresses who you are. 356 00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,679 That song didn't really sound like you. 357 00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:18,477 Well, I'm sorry if I didn't live up to your expectations. 358 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,576 No, no. This group needs you to be you, Kurt. 359 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,814 You can literally do things that no one else can. 360 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:27,017 I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me. 361 00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:29,458 Don't lose track of who you are just because it might be easier... 362 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,621 to be somebody else. 363 00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,828 All right, take five, guys. 364 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:36,993 Hey, Kurt- 365 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:41,130 - That song was hot. - Oh. "Mer-ci." 366 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:44,403 So you're pretty much the only guy in this school that I haven't made out with... 367 00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:47,309 because I thought you were capital-G gay. 368 00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:50,871 But now that you're not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me. 369 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:54,812 So, let me know if you want to tap this. 370 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,189 [School Bell Rings] 371 00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:06,160 Are you, like, sleepwalking? 372 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:08,529 You have to be able to sleep to sleepwalk. 373 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,465 I am on my third day of antibiotics... 374 00:21:10,535 --> 00:21:12,469 and I am not getting any better... 375 00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:16,303 which means I'm gonna have to have that surgery, which means my life is over. 376 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,640 Don't you think you're being a little dramatic, I mean, even for you? 377 00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:22,009 God, I'm so sick of you feeling sorry for yourself. 378 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,708 Why don't you get it? I am my voice. 379 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,842 I am like Tinker Bell, Finn. 380 00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:29,910 I need applause to live. 381 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,557 I got a friend I want you to meet. 382 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,355 - Another doctor? I've seen six already. - No. 383 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:39,056 No, he's an old friend of mine. 384 00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:45,464 ##[Woman Scatting] 385 00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:59,516 Your lip gloss tastes like root beer. 386 00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:01,609 It's weird. 387 00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:04,747 Can I ask you something? 388 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,555 What do boys' lips taste like? 389 00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:11,755 Usually, dip. 390 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:15,732 Sometimes they taste like burgers or my armpits. 391 00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:18,429 Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me. 392 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,738 [Door Opens, Closes] 393 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,712 Whoa. Am I interrupting something? 394 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,874 You sure are. [Chuckles] 395 00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:33,747 Okay, I'm confused. 396 00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:36,583 I came home to find this note on your doorknob. 397 00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:40,785 "Do not enter under any circumstances. I'm making out with a girl." 398 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:43,885 I just thought it was the start of one of your murder mystery dinners. 399 00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:46,590 Dad, I really need you to respect my privacy. 400 00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:50,658 Brittany and I were just, uh, having sexual relations. 401 00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:53,603 [Whispers] Hi. 402 00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:03,943 Kurt, uh, I've been sort of dealing for months... 403 00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:05,846 with you being gay and everything... 404 00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:07,851 and now you're telling me that's not the case? 405 00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:10,717 Dad, you and I have more in common than I would have thought... 406 00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:13,622 The flannel, the Mellencamp... 407 00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,126 the ladies. 408 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:20,523 Okay, well... 409 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:22,533 you're free to be whoever you are. 410 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:25,593 Okay? You just let me know when you make up your mind. 411 00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:29,299 I'm gonna do the best I can, but I'm good either way. 412 00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,008 Nice to meet you. 413 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,047 All right, you kids be careful, all right? 414 00:23:36,114 --> 00:23:38,048 And-And you gotta respect her, all right? 415 00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:40,812 And if things get serious, you know, use protection. 416 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,452 Does he mean, like, a burglar alarm? 417 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:54,222 So what made Super Mario Brothers 3 so amazing was the star worlds. 418 00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:56,859 None of the other versions had anything like that. 419 00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:59,597 Look, Puck, I agreed to start dating you... 420 00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:03,163 because you have great arms and we have serious musical chemistry... 421 00:24:03,241 --> 00:24:05,300 both of which are really important to me... 422 00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:07,311 but clearly you've never dated a sister before... 423 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:09,142 and we have needs... 424 00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:12,377 As in you need to stop flapping your gums about this video game nonsense... 425 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,420 and start finding out more about me, about who I am. 426 00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:19,685 Okay. I've never done that with a girl before, but I'm cool. 427 00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:21,692 The first thing you need to know is... 428 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,728 I like those frozen coffee drinks. 429 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:26,263 - Do you want me to get you one? - Decaf. 430 00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:27,992 Cool. 431 00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:40,569 - What was that? - Whatever I did, I'm- I'm sorry. 432 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:43,443 Here. Take my lunch money as an apology. 433 00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:46,575 Put that away. Why didn't you look at me when I walked by? 434 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,814 Well, the Tweetosphere says you're dating Mercedes Jones. 435 00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:52,516 She's one of the most popular girls in school. 436 00:24:52,591 --> 00:24:56,527 Your cool-o-meter is off the charts which means most of us are terrified of you again. 437 00:24:56,595 --> 00:24:59,029 Some of the guys who threw you in the Dumpster... 438 00:24:59,097 --> 00:25:01,327 actually transferred today out of fear of retaliation. 439 00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:08,904 I didn't say you could smile. Give me that lunch money. 440 00:25:08,974 --> 00:25:11,204 Also, my girl needs a coffee drink. 441 00:25:23,488 --> 00:25:25,319 [Beeping] 442 00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:27,221 [Line Ringing] 443 00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:29,760 Excuse me. Can I please talk to you for a minute? 444 00:25:29,828 --> 00:25:33,264 Uh-huh, sure. You know you look kind of familiar. 445 00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:35,322 Yeah, you do too, but, um... 446 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,198 I just wanted to know, do you know somebody named... 447 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:39,965 [Chuckles] You know his name. 448 00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:42,404 Oh, yeah, definitely. I know his name. 449 00:25:42,474 --> 00:25:45,170 I just wanted to let you know he's mine. 450 00:25:45,243 --> 00:25:47,268 No, no. He's mine. 451 00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:51,042 [Together] #You need to give it up # 452 00:25:51,116 --> 00:25:53,516 ♪ Had about enough ♪ 453 00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:55,576 ♪ He belongs to me ♪ 454 00:25:55,654 --> 00:25:58,122 ♪The boy is mine ♪ 455 00:25:58,189 --> 00:26:00,657 ♪ I think it's time we got this straight ♪ 456 00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:03,193 ♪ Sit and talk face to face ♪ 457 00:26:03,261 --> 00:26:06,788 ♪There is no way you could mistake him for your man ♪ 458 00:26:06,865 --> 00:26:08,526 ♪Are you insane ♪ 459 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,125 ♪You see, I know that you may be ♪ 460 00:26:11,202 --> 00:26:13,602 ♪Just a bit jealous of me ♪ 461 00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:16,436 ♪ 'Cause you're blind if you can't see ♪ 462 00:26:16,508 --> 00:26:18,442 ♪All my love is all it took ♪ 463 00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:23,607 # You need to give it up Had about enough # 464 00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:26,173 - # Had about enough # - # It's not hard to see # 465 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:29,948 ♪ He's mine, he's mine He's mine, he's mine ♪ 466 00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:32,683 - # I'm sorry that you # - # I'm so sorry # 467 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:35,282 - # Seem to be confused # - #You seem to be confused # 468 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,351 - # He belongs to me # - # He belongs to me # 469 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,363 ♪The boy is mine ♪ 470 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,127 ♪You can't destroy this love I've found ♪ 471 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,532 ♪Your silly games I won't allow ♪ 472 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,764 ♪The boy is mine without a doubt ♪ 473 00:26:46,838 --> 00:26:50,239 ♪ He was my love right from the start ♪ 474 00:26:50,308 --> 00:26:53,334 - # I'm sorry that you # - # I'm sorry that you # 475 00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:57,108 - # Seem to be confused # - # Seem to be confused # 476 00:26:57,182 --> 00:26:58,877 ♪ He belongs to me ♪ 477 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:03,250 ♪That boy is mine, not yours ♪ 478 00:27:03,321 --> 00:27:05,687 - # But mine # - # Not yours # 479 00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:07,850 - # But mine # - # Not yours # 480 00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:11,487 ♪ No, mine ♪ 481 00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:13,690 ♪ I'm sorry that you ♪ 482 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:15,960 [Together] # Seem to be confused # 483 00:27:16,034 --> 00:27:18,059 ♪ He belongs to me ♪ 484 00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:20,872 - #The boy is mine ## - Wow. That was intense. 485 00:27:20,872 --> 00:27:22,669 - #The boy is mine ## - Wow. That was intense. 486 00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:24,140 - Don't touch me. - Oh, step to me. 487 00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:25,801 I gotta give you guys props for the passion. 488 00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:28,573 - Maybe hold back on the animosity a little bit. - Okay. I know. I understand. 489 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:31,172 Hey, hey, hey. Seriously, this ends now. 490 00:27:31,249 --> 00:27:32,739 - All right. - Talk to the stick figure. 491 00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:34,580 Please. All right? 492 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,883 You can go at it in song, but that is it. 493 00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:38,684 Enjoy it while you can, Weezie. 494 00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:40,884 His hair is already starting to grow back. 495 00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:43,223 - Mm-hmm. - Calm down. Hey! Hey. 496 00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:56,705 [Groans] 497 00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:01,311 Puck, what the hell is going on here? 498 00:28:01,379 --> 00:28:03,438 - Just a little payback. - [Boy Groans] 499 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:07,576 You hear that? It's the sound of order being restored. 500 00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:09,882 No man of mine is gonna be pulling stuff like this. 501 00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:13,390 Babe, this is what we do. I mean, look at 'em. They need this. 502 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:16,621 Without the fear of a good Dumpster toss, there'd be chaos up in this place. 503 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,061 Look, you don't need to like it, but you need to accept... 504 00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:21,621 that this is the way things are, 'cause now we're part of the system. 505 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,725 We're at the top of the heap. 506 00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:25,269 Who's next? 507 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,802 - [Boy Groans] - [Doorbell Rings] 508 00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:33,067 - Hi. Uh, Mrs. Fretthold, this is Rachel. - Pretty. 509 00:28:33,144 --> 00:28:35,339 Uh, I'll tell Sean you're here. 510 00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:37,813 I'm sorry it's such a mess. 511 00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:40,146 I've been on the phone to the insurance company all day. 512 00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:42,982 - Oh, no. That's fine. - Is this him? 513 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:44,646 [Finn] Uh, yeah. 514 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:48,454 - We met at football camp a couple years ago. - He's ready for you. 515 00:28:49,794 --> 00:28:53,423 - Fab-Five Finnster. - Fretter. 516 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:57,935 [Chuckles] This is the hottie you were telling me about? 517 00:28:58,002 --> 00:29:00,937 Yeah. Sean Fretthold, Rachel Berry. Rachel, Sean. 518 00:29:01,005 --> 00:29:02,700 Got a boyfriend, Rachel? 519 00:29:02,774 --> 00:29:05,607 - Um, sort of. - Sort of? 520 00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:07,440 Sounds like I got a shot. 521 00:29:08,546 --> 00:29:10,639 I don't understand. This isn't funny. 522 00:29:10,715 --> 00:29:13,377 Sorry. They make me see a shrink. 523 00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:16,386 He says I compensate with humor. 524 00:29:19,390 --> 00:29:23,156 Third game of the season, right after I met the Finnster... 525 00:29:23,228 --> 00:29:26,561 this yeti of a fullback breaks through the line. 526 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,534 I hear a crack. 527 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:34,732 Next thing I know, I'm lying on the ground... 528 00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:38,242 saying to myself, "Get up, get up"... 529 00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:41,642 but... nothing was working, you know? 530 00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:45,513 - Sean was a C-4. - Paralyzed from the upper chest down. 531 00:29:45,583 --> 00:29:47,483 I'm so sorry. 532 00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:49,747 Finn says your voice is messed up. 533 00:29:51,589 --> 00:29:54,683 - Is it gonna come back? - L- I do- I don't know. 534 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,252 Pissed off about what you lost? 535 00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:01,093 I was. 536 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:04,795 Like, real... rage. 537 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:09,235 I used to just lie in bed and scream. 538 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:10,899 Finn shouldn't have brought me here. I'm so sorry. 539 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:13,535 Wait, wait, wait. Just- 540 00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:16,307 Tell her about what happened when they gave you the chair. 541 00:30:20,251 --> 00:30:22,116 They were all excited... 542 00:30:22,187 --> 00:30:24,519 because I could drive it myself... 543 00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:27,558 by blowing in that tube. 544 00:30:28,927 --> 00:30:30,952 The second they left me alone... 545 00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:35,363 I drove it into the swimming pool. 546 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:38,231 His mom pulled him out when she heard the splash. 547 00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:40,703 I don't understand. Are... 548 00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:43,297 Are you trying to tell me that you're happier now? 549 00:30:43,374 --> 00:30:45,740 Hell, no. I'm miserable. 550 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:50,337 I miss my body. 551 00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:52,474 I miss my life. 552 00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:55,678 I miss my friends. 553 00:30:55,753 --> 00:30:57,482 I miss girls. 554 00:30:57,555 --> 00:31:03,221 But I've realized, over time, that I've got other stuff going on. 555 00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:05,558 I'm more than just one thing. 556 00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:09,159 You know, I'm good at math. 557 00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:10,963 Seriously. 558 00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:14,596 I flew through Calc I in, like, two months. 559 00:31:14,672 --> 00:31:17,971 - And I can sing. - He's actually pretty good. 560 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:21,773 I used to sing in the shower, in the car... 561 00:31:23,348 --> 00:31:26,511 I didn't have the balls to try out for my school's club like Finn did. 562 00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:30,647 That pissed me off more than anything. 563 00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:34,782 What the hell was I afraid of? 564 00:31:34,859 --> 00:31:37,953 - [Knocking] - Sorry, guys. Time for physical therapy. 565 00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:41,692 Later, dude. Um, I'll come by in a few weeks. 566 00:31:41,766 --> 00:31:43,631 I'll be here. 567 00:31:43,701 --> 00:31:46,431 - Thanks. - For what? 568 00:31:48,873 --> 00:31:52,536 Just, um, thanks. 569 00:31:57,315 --> 00:31:59,146 [School Bell Rings] 570 00:32:01,786 --> 00:32:03,447 Hey, mama. 571 00:32:03,521 --> 00:32:05,955 - Where's your Cheerios uniform? - I quit. 572 00:32:06,024 --> 00:32:09,050 Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die, or I kick you off. 573 00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:12,392 It was fun, I guess, but... 574 00:32:12,463 --> 00:32:15,057 when I put the uniform on, I didn't feel like myself. 575 00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:17,328 It's just not who I am. 576 00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:19,666 And what am I supposed to do about that Mariah Carey number... 577 00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:21,898 in which you do 10 straight minutes of vocal runs? 578 00:32:21,973 --> 00:32:23,804 Huh? Nationals is in three weeks. 579 00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:27,675 Guess I'll just have to take to the mic and deliver a diatribe... 580 00:32:27,745 --> 00:32:29,679 Probably something about immigrants. 581 00:32:29,747 --> 00:32:32,079 I know Glee Club may be super nerdy or whatever... 582 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:34,175 but it's taught me something very important. 583 00:32:34,252 --> 00:32:36,049 You have to be true to who you are. 584 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,213 That's something you may want think about. 585 00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:41,156 'Cause the guy I saw throwing dweebs in the Dumpster yesterday... 586 00:32:41,225 --> 00:32:43,125 I don't like him very much. 587 00:32:43,194 --> 00:32:46,220 And you know what? I don't think you do either. 588 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:52,300 [School Bell Rings] 589 00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:54,429 Your hands are really soft. 590 00:32:54,505 --> 00:32:56,598 My secret? Duck fat. 591 00:32:56,674 --> 00:32:59,165 Hey, guys. Just holding hands with Brittany. 592 00:32:59,243 --> 00:33:01,177 Seriously. They feel like a baby. 593 00:33:01,245 --> 00:33:03,611 Now I know what it's like to date a baby. 594 00:33:03,681 --> 00:33:05,512 Hey, Kurt. 595 00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:09,644 - Dad. Hey. - Finn caught a foul ball in the ninth... 596 00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:11,689 so that means free hoagies at Lenny's Hoagies... 597 00:33:11,756 --> 00:33:15,556 and then half-price to the motocross tonight, so I promised I'd take him. Hi. 598 00:33:16,627 --> 00:33:18,561 Can you excuse us for a minute, boo? 599 00:33:18,629 --> 00:33:20,392 - What? - Just go away. 600 00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:25,431 Did you ever think that that might be something I wanted to do with you? 601 00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:28,438 Look, Kurt, Finn needs a buddy right now, okay? 602 00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:31,407 At the game, he got to talking about his dad... 603 00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:34,536 and, you know, his mom thinks it's a really good thing for him. 604 00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:36,273 Look, I promise you... 605 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:39,043 we will hang out as much as you want, okay? 606 00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:41,551 Just not tonight. 607 00:33:46,324 --> 00:33:48,918 ♪All that work And what did it get me ♪ 608 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:54,191 ♪Why did I do it ♪ 609 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,598 ♪ Scrapbooks full of me in the background ♪ 610 00:34:00,238 --> 00:34:02,968 ♪ Give 'em love And what does it get ya ♪ 611 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,804 # What does it get ya # 612 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:09,040 ♪ One quick look as each of'em leaves you ♪ 613 00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:12,580 ♪All your life And what does it get ya ♪ 614 00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:14,743 ♪Thanks a lot And out with the garbage ♪ 615 00:34:14,819 --> 00:34:18,778 ♪They take bows And you're battin' zero ♪ 616 00:34:22,126 --> 00:34:26,392 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 617 00:34:26,464 --> 00:34:31,094 ♪ I dreamed it for you, Dad ♪ 618 00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:35,037 ♪ It wasn't for me, Dad ♪ 619 00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:40,134 ♪And if it wasn't for me Then where would you be ♪ 620 00:34:40,211 --> 00:34:46,639 ♪ Miss Rachel Berry ♪ 621 00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:50,153 ♪Well, someone tell me when is it my turn ♪ 622 00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:52,212 ♪ Don't I get a dream by myself ♪ 623 00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:54,451 ♪ Starting now It's gonna be my turn ♪ 624 00:34:54,525 --> 00:34:56,356 ♪ Gangway, world Get off of my runway ♪ 625 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,520 ♪ Starting now I bat a thousand ♪ 626 00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:02,999 ♪This time, boys I'm taking the bows and ♪ 627 00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:07,299 ♪ Everything's coming up Kurt ♪ 628 00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:11,171 ♪ Everything's coming up Hummel ♪ 629 00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:14,234 ♪ Everything's coming up Kurt ♪ 630 00:35:14,312 --> 00:35:18,408 ♪This time for me ♪ [Laughs] 631 00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:20,508 ♪ For me ♪ 632 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:24,516 ♪ For me, for me ♪ 633 00:35:25,389 --> 00:35:27,721 ♪ For me, for me ♪ 634 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:31,893 ♪ For ♪ 635 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:36,832 ♪ Me ♪♪ 636 00:35:36,901 --> 00:35:40,667 Yeah. 637 00:35:40,738 --> 00:35:41,472 [Clapping] 638 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:45,408 [Clapping] 639 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:49,708 That was some serious singing, kid. 640 00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:55,614 - That was "Rose's Turn." - I could get into that, maybe. 641 00:35:56,754 --> 00:35:59,245 - What happened to the hoagies? - Ah, blew it off. 642 00:35:59,323 --> 00:36:01,086 You know-Too much cholesterol. 643 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,286 I bet Finn was disappointed. 644 00:36:03,361 --> 00:36:05,295 He understood, uh... 645 00:36:05,363 --> 00:36:08,560 once I told him how bent out of shape I thought you were. 646 00:36:08,633 --> 00:36:11,124 Me? I'm fine. 647 00:36:11,202 --> 00:36:14,467 Kurt, I'm dumb, but I'm not stupid. 648 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,268 And I have no idea what that song was about... 649 00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:20,537 but "fine" don't sing like you just sung. 650 00:36:23,447 --> 00:36:25,711 Look. 651 00:36:25,783 --> 00:36:29,275 Maybe I got carried away doing stuff with Finn... 652 00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:32,288 but, you know, I told you this thing with you was going to be hard. 653 00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:35,154 Thing with me. You mean being gay. 654 00:36:35,226 --> 00:36:38,252 Yeah, being gay. 655 00:36:39,297 --> 00:36:41,527 Look, I will fight to the death... 656 00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:44,124 for your right to love whoever you want... 657 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,602 but when you were a little baby in my arms... 658 00:36:46,671 --> 00:36:48,502 did I dream about taking you to baseball games... 659 00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:50,598 and talking about girls? 660 00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:53,667 Yeah, I did. A lot of fathers do. 661 00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:56,611 I had no idea how disappointing I was. 662 00:36:56,681 --> 00:36:58,979 Hey, come on. Now, stop it right now. I'm talking straight to you. 663 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:02,247 Don't go playing the victim. You know that's not what I mean. 664 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,084 I know. 665 00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:07,624 I'm sorry. 666 00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:10,957 I know you're working hard on yourself to make all this okay. 667 00:37:12,363 --> 00:37:14,297 Just seeing you... 668 00:37:14,365 --> 00:37:18,665 the way you are with Finn- how easy it is... 669 00:37:21,005 --> 00:37:24,270 breaks my heart. 670 00:37:24,342 --> 00:37:27,368 Is that why you were pretending to date that daffy cheerleader? 671 00:37:27,445 --> 00:37:30,573 And dressing differently, and singing Mellencamp? 672 00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:33,116 I just want you to know that... 673 00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:35,778 I'm going to work as hard as you to make this okay. 674 00:37:35,853 --> 00:37:39,152 You don't have to work at anything, Kurt. 675 00:37:41,058 --> 00:37:43,652 Your job... 676 00:37:43,728 --> 00:37:46,424 is to be yourself... 677 00:37:46,497 --> 00:37:49,898 and my job is to love you no matter what. 678 00:37:49,967 --> 00:37:52,401 Okay? That and a majority ownership in a tire store... 679 00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:55,166 That's all we got. 680 00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:58,037 Okay? We stick to that, we're going to be great. 681 00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:02,509 - [Sniffles] I missed you, Dad. - Oh, come here. 682 00:38:06,317 --> 00:38:08,581 I love you. 683 00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:10,484 Love you too. 684 00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:11,656 [Knocking] 685 00:38:11,656 --> 00:38:12,645 [Knocking] 686 00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:15,214 Mom. 687 00:38:24,669 --> 00:38:27,604 - Finn with you? - No. I came by myself. 688 00:38:27,672 --> 00:38:30,573 - Is that okay? - Yeah. 689 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:32,939 I, um... 690 00:38:33,010 --> 00:38:35,137 I just wanted to say thank you... 691 00:38:36,781 --> 00:38:38,715 for showing me that... 692 00:38:38,783 --> 00:38:42,241 just because I'm not good at anything other than singing... 693 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,118 doesn't mean I'm not any good if I can't sing. 694 00:38:46,590 --> 00:38:51,027 That... sounded like a really bad greeting card. 695 00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:53,063 No. It was cool. 696 00:38:54,732 --> 00:38:58,862 Well, anyways, l- I just thought I could maybe return the favor. 697 00:38:58,936 --> 00:39:02,269 I thought I could give you singing lessons. 698 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:05,707 It sort of seemed like an area of interest for you. 699 00:39:05,776 --> 00:39:08,370 I'll- I'll come by, like, once a week or something... 700 00:39:08,446 --> 00:39:11,074 and we could just see how it goes. 701 00:39:11,148 --> 00:39:14,049 I've- I've helped almost everyone in our Glee Club... 702 00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:16,814 - some by brute force, but- - So your voice came back? 703 00:39:16,887 --> 00:39:20,948 Turns out that a heroic dose of antibiotics... 704 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:22,925 and a mysterious blend of herbal remedies... 705 00:39:22,993 --> 00:39:24,927 and a vow of silence... 706 00:39:24,995 --> 00:39:27,759 is all it takes to cure tonsillitis, so... 707 00:39:27,832 --> 00:39:30,266 I'll probably have to have my tonsils taken out eventually... 708 00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:33,997 but, um, I'm-I'm not scared anymore. 709 00:39:36,407 --> 00:39:39,001 Uh, so... 710 00:39:39,076 --> 00:39:41,442 do you want to give it a spin now? 711 00:39:43,647 --> 00:39:45,512 Sing with you? 712 00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:47,346 Yeah. 713 00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:49,318 Yeah, I'd be honored. 714 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:51,150 Come here. 715 00:39:54,925 --> 00:39:56,916 Take my hand? 716 00:40:01,866 --> 00:40:05,358 - Can you feel that? - No. But it's weird... 717 00:40:05,436 --> 00:40:08,769 I remember what it feels like, and... 718 00:40:08,839 --> 00:40:10,966 I can see it, so... 719 00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:12,975 it's like I can. 720 00:40:15,513 --> 00:40:17,708 L-I, um- [Clears Throat] 721 00:40:17,782 --> 00:40:21,809 I thought we'd do a little classic rock today. 722 00:40:21,886 --> 00:40:25,720 - Finn said you might like that. - Yeah. 723 00:40:27,725 --> 00:40:30,193 ♪ Is it getting better ♪ 724 00:40:32,196 --> 00:40:36,155 ♪ Or do you feel the same ♪ 725 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:42,570 ♪Will it make it easier on you now ♪ 726 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,700 ♪You've got someone to blame ♪ 727 00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:47,744 [Together] #You say # 728 00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:52,146 ♪ One love, one life ♪ 729 00:40:52,216 --> 00:40:54,707 ♪When it's one need ♪ 730 00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:57,583 ♪ In the night ♪ 731 00:40:57,655 --> 00:40:59,589 ♪ One love ♪ 732 00:40:59,657 --> 00:41:01,989 # We get to share it # 733 00:41:02,059 --> 00:41:04,289 #Leaves you, baby # 734 00:41:04,361 --> 00:41:08,229 ♪ If you don't care for it ♪ 735 00:41:14,171 --> 00:41:18,335 ♪ Did I disappoint you ♪ 736 00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:22,539 ♪ Or leave a bad taste in your mouth ♪ 737 00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:27,708 ♪You act like you never had love ♪ 738 00:41:28,953 --> 00:41:32,116 ♪And you want me to go without ♪ 739 00:41:32,189 --> 00:41:36,489 [Together] #Well, it's too late # 740 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,994 ♪Tonight ♪ 741 00:41:39,063 --> 00:41:43,295 ♪To drag the past out into the light ♪ 742 00:41:44,435 --> 00:41:47,836 ♪We're one, but we're not the same ♪ 743 00:41:47,905 --> 00:41:51,068 ♪We get to carry each other ♪ 744 00:41:51,141 --> 00:41:53,769 ♪ Carry each other ♪ 745 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:56,438 ♪ One ♪ 746 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,108 ♪Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 747 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:02,311 ♪ One ♪ 748 00:42:02,386 --> 00:42:04,786 ##[Mercedes Vocalizing] 749 00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:09,622 ♪ Love is a temple Love is a higher law ♪ 750 00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:11,786 ♪ Love is a temple ♪ 751 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:13,830 ♪ Love is a higher law ♪ 752 00:42:13,898 --> 00:42:17,129 ♪You ask for me to enter ♪ 753 00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:19,669 ♪ But then you make me crawl ♪ 754 00:42:19,737 --> 00:42:25,642 ♪And I can't be holding on to what you got ♪ 755 00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:30,237 - #When all you got is hurt # - # One love # 756 00:42:30,314 --> 00:42:33,408 ♪ One blood ♪ 757 00:42:33,484 --> 00:42:37,978 - # One life # - #You got to do what you should # 758 00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:40,421 ♪ One life ♪ 759 00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:43,756 ♪With each other ♪ 760 00:42:43,827 --> 00:42:48,730 ♪ Sisters and my brothers ♪ 761 00:42:48,799 --> 00:42:52,633 ♪ One life, but we're not the same ♪ 762 00:42:52,703 --> 00:42:55,968 ♪We get to carry each other ♪ 763 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,201 ♪ Carry each other ♪ 764 00:42:58,275 --> 00:43:03,679 ♪ One ♪ 765 00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:08,650 ♪ One ♪ 766 00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:13,986 ♪ One ♪ 767 00:43:14,058 --> 00:43:19,963 ♪ One ♪♪ 768 00:43:23,033 --> 00:43:25,900 ##[Vocalizing] 769 00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:29,838 ##[Harmonic Vocalizing] 770 00:43:47,558 --> 00:43:49,423 ##[Ends] 771 00:43:56,033 --> 00:43:57,022 English - US - SDH