1 00:00:03,448 --> 00:00:05,348 It's hard to believe, but finals are here. 2 00:00:05,415 --> 00:00:08,350 And I know that during this stressful time, 3 00:00:08,418 --> 00:00:11,418 my voice blaring over a P.A. can't help. 4 00:00:11,486 --> 00:00:13,287 Which is why, for the next three days, 5 00:00:13,356 --> 00:00:16,058 you'll hear nothing but soothing sounds of nature. 6 00:00:16,126 --> 00:00:18,829 And to kick it off, here's a babbling brook. 7 00:00:21,532 --> 00:00:24,200 Will anyone back me up if I say this is ridiculous, 8 00:00:24,268 --> 00:00:26,369 or is it gonna be another Avatar situation? 9 00:00:29,141 --> 00:00:30,074 Hey! 10 00:00:30,142 --> 00:00:31,542 Nature sounds or not, 11 00:00:31,609 --> 00:00:33,577 we're not gonna have any trouble passing our Spanish final. 12 00:00:33,644 --> 00:00:34,978 I've transcribed this semester's notes 13 00:00:35,045 --> 00:00:36,647 from my digital recorder. 14 00:00:36,715 --> 00:00:38,582 You record every class? 15 00:00:38,650 --> 00:00:39,983 Spoiler alert. 16 00:00:40,051 --> 00:00:42,085 - You mean "Nerd alert." - Alert nerd. 17 00:00:42,153 --> 00:00:43,953 Here's a spoiler: 18 00:00:44,021 --> 00:00:46,088 We're all gonna spend the next three days boning up. 19 00:00:46,156 --> 00:00:49,090 Then pass the exam and move on to Spanish 103. 20 00:00:49,158 --> 00:00:50,792 That sounds like a good ending, Annie, 21 00:00:50,859 --> 00:00:53,027 except for the part where I take Spanish 103. 22 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:54,495 What do you mean? 23 00:00:54,563 --> 00:00:56,998 Spanish 102 fills my language requirement. 24 00:00:57,066 --> 00:01:00,501 I guess I just figured we're a Spanish study group 25 00:01:00,569 --> 00:01:03,271 so we'd keep taking Spanish together. 26 00:01:03,339 --> 00:01:04,673 That's what I thought too. 27 00:01:04,741 --> 00:01:06,074 - I like Spanish. - I'm in. 28 00:01:06,142 --> 00:01:07,744 - I'm on a tight, four-year schedule 29 00:01:07,811 --> 00:01:08,945 to replace my Bachelor's. 30 00:01:09,013 --> 00:01:10,748 I'm not gonna take an extra class. 31 00:01:10,815 --> 00:01:12,249 Spanish has value beyond credit. 32 00:01:12,317 --> 00:01:13,584 Not really. 33 00:01:13,652 --> 00:01:15,052 I know the family downstairs hates me. 34 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,554 I don't need to understand why. 35 00:01:16,622 --> 00:01:18,089 Okay, fine. You want me to say it? 36 00:01:18,157 --> 00:01:19,324 I'll say it. 37 00:01:19,392 --> 00:01:21,627 I like this group and I want it to stay together. 38 00:01:24,365 --> 00:01:25,565 Yeah, you be the cool guy, Jeff. 39 00:01:25,633 --> 00:01:27,400 And next fall when that gets lonely, 40 00:01:27,468 --> 00:01:30,036 I'll be in the front row of Spanish 103. 41 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:34,074 Monday through Friday, 6:00 am. 42 00:01:34,141 --> 00:01:38,612 6:00... 43 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,815 And now, crickets. 44 00:01:44,586 --> 00:01:47,889 ♪ Give me some more time in a dream. ♪ 45 00:01:47,957 --> 00:01:51,059 ♪ Give me the hope to run out of steam. ♪ 46 00:01:51,126 --> 00:01:54,495 ♪ Somebody said we could be here. ♪ 47 00:01:54,562 --> 00:01:58,498 ♪ We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year. ♪ 48 00:01:58,566 --> 00:02:03,736 ♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay. ♪ 49 00:02:03,804 --> 00:02:08,640 ♪ One by one they all just fade away. ♪ 50 00:02:08,641 --> 00:02:13,941 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 51 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:16,948 Okay, if we're not interested in Spanish 103 next year, 52 00:02:17,016 --> 00:02:19,251 what about Anthropology? 53 00:02:19,319 --> 00:02:22,287 Ooh, Anthropology. 54 00:02:22,355 --> 00:02:23,355 The study of man. 55 00:02:23,422 --> 00:02:24,423 I'm still trying to forget 56 00:02:24,490 --> 00:02:25,757 what I learned about that subject. 57 00:02:25,825 --> 00:02:27,792 Go, girl. 58 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:29,194 You just "Go girled" yourself. 59 00:02:29,262 --> 00:02:31,430 - Shut up. - See, it's fun! 60 00:02:31,497 --> 00:02:34,867 And they have a class at noon. Noon, everybody. 61 00:02:34,935 --> 00:02:37,503 Anthropology? Anthropology? Anthropology? Anthropology? 62 00:02:37,571 --> 00:02:40,306 Annie, I'm not big on planning ahead, 63 00:02:40,373 --> 00:02:44,643 but I have one unmovable appointment May 23, 2013. 64 00:02:44,710 --> 00:02:45,877 To buy a flying car? 65 00:02:45,945 --> 00:02:47,946 I have a table for one at Morty's Steak House 66 00:02:48,013 --> 00:02:50,448 where I will celebrate becoming a lawyer again, 67 00:02:50,516 --> 00:02:53,684 which can only happen if I take a full load. 68 00:02:53,752 --> 00:02:55,052 Don't. 69 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,489 A full load of classes every year. 70 00:02:57,556 --> 00:02:59,190 I can maybe make it until then. 71 00:02:59,258 --> 00:03:01,793 But not by building my schedule around BFFs. 72 00:03:01,860 --> 00:03:03,561 We'll build ours around yours. 73 00:03:03,628 --> 00:03:05,062 Annie, you realize that we'll be friends 74 00:03:05,130 --> 00:03:06,730 whether or not we have a class together, right? 75 00:03:06,798 --> 00:03:08,065 Of course you think that, Britta. 76 00:03:08,132 --> 00:03:10,033 It's obvious from your name your parents smoked pot. 77 00:03:10,101 --> 00:03:12,069 All right, well, I haven't said a single word 78 00:03:12,136 --> 00:03:16,040 in this entire conversation, and I find that outrageous. 79 00:03:16,107 --> 00:03:19,343 - Hola, el losers. - Hola. 80 00:03:19,411 --> 00:03:21,846 Winger, may I have a word with you in private? 81 00:03:21,914 --> 00:03:24,315 - Sure. - Good. 82 00:03:28,221 --> 00:03:30,989 Oh, yeah. Um, got it. Cool. 83 00:03:31,057 --> 00:03:32,991 Okay, come back in ten minutes. 84 00:03:33,059 --> 00:03:37,327 And if anyone asks, I sent you to learn things. 85 00:03:37,395 --> 00:03:39,429 And, Pierce, close the door, please. 86 00:03:39,497 --> 00:03:44,334 Gracias. 87 00:03:44,401 --> 00:03:45,935 Other side of the door. 88 00:03:51,975 --> 00:03:55,077 So you're here because your college degree 89 00:03:55,145 --> 00:03:56,379 was fake, right? 90 00:03:56,447 --> 00:03:59,082 I prefer the term "better than real," but yes. 91 00:03:59,149 --> 00:04:00,250 Two questions. 92 00:04:00,317 --> 00:04:01,418 Where did you get it, 93 00:04:01,486 --> 00:04:04,054 could you have prevented being caught, and how? 94 00:04:04,122 --> 00:04:05,222 One question. 95 00:04:05,290 --> 00:04:06,791 Where did you learn to count questions 96 00:04:06,858 --> 00:04:08,926 and are you telling me you need a fake degree? 97 00:04:08,994 --> 00:04:12,530 You know, in high school, I was in a band. 98 00:04:12,598 --> 00:04:15,366 We could've been huge, but the world wasn't ready 99 00:04:15,434 --> 00:04:17,701 for an Asian man on key-tar. 100 00:04:17,769 --> 00:04:21,206 Did you say "key-tar" or did you just pronounce guitar 101 00:04:21,273 --> 00:04:23,041 like a hillbilly? 102 00:04:23,108 --> 00:04:26,411 Key-tar. It's a keyboard you can play like a guitar. 103 00:04:26,478 --> 00:04:28,212 Get with the times, man. 104 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,581 Anyway, next thing you know, I'm 32, 105 00:04:30,649 --> 00:04:33,518 and I'm bagging groceries for, like, 5 bucks an hour 106 00:04:33,586 --> 00:04:35,186 plus tips. 107 00:04:35,254 --> 00:04:36,854 - Shocked? - Confused. 108 00:04:36,922 --> 00:04:38,356 I'm supposed to tip my bag boy? 109 00:04:38,424 --> 00:04:39,924 So I did what anyone would do. 110 00:04:39,992 --> 00:04:42,828 I faked my way into a job as a Spanish teacher 111 00:04:42,895 --> 00:04:44,896 at a community college relying on phrases 112 00:04:44,964 --> 00:04:46,398 from Sesame Street. 113 00:04:46,466 --> 00:04:47,499 Oh, my God. 114 00:04:47,567 --> 00:04:49,568 Save the judgment, Winger, all right? 115 00:04:49,636 --> 00:04:52,004 If the Dean finds out that I'm not a real teacher, 116 00:04:52,072 --> 00:04:53,272 your grades are invalid 117 00:04:53,340 --> 00:04:57,409 and you'll all have to repeat this class. 118 00:05:00,013 --> 00:05:02,981 - That was the chair. - Good. 119 00:05:03,048 --> 00:05:05,449 Good. 120 00:05:12,089 --> 00:05:16,259 It's unsolvable. 121 00:05:42,518 --> 00:05:44,485 Hold on. I forgot my... 122 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:47,388 Hey. What the hell are you doing? 123 00:05:47,456 --> 00:05:51,292 Hey! Hey, come back here! Come back here! 124 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:55,696 Uh, Jerry, hey, Jerry, check this out. 125 00:06:01,270 --> 00:06:04,006 And that is what Milton was really saying. 126 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:07,743 Okay, exams are on Tuesday. Class dismissed. 127 00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:12,581 If the Dean finds out that I'm not a real teacher, 128 00:06:12,649 --> 00:06:13,982 your grades are invalid, 129 00:06:14,050 --> 00:06:18,486 and you'll all have to repeat this class. 130 00:06:18,554 --> 00:06:20,855 If the Dean finds out that I'm not a real teacher, 131 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,456 your grades are invalid, 132 00:06:22,524 --> 00:06:24,458 and you'll all have to repeat this class. 133 00:06:24,525 --> 00:06:28,394 That was the chair. 134 00:06:28,462 --> 00:06:30,129 Right. 135 00:06:34,835 --> 00:06:36,936 - Hi, everybody. Hi. - Hi. 136 00:06:37,003 --> 00:06:39,271 I'm afraid I have some bad news for you, kids. 137 00:06:39,339 --> 00:06:43,309 Well, it's actually bad news for the older people as well. 138 00:06:43,377 --> 00:06:45,278 Senor Chang is no longer with us. 139 00:06:45,346 --> 00:06:47,414 Um, he's not faking his death again, is he? 140 00:06:47,481 --> 00:06:49,048 Because I can't handle that roller coaster. 141 00:06:49,116 --> 00:06:50,750 First he's alive. And then we're happy. 142 00:06:50,818 --> 00:06:52,419 And then he's alive again and... 143 00:06:52,486 --> 00:06:54,087 I received an anonymous tip 144 00:06:54,155 --> 00:06:57,356 that Chang had misrepresented certain aspects 145 00:06:57,424 --> 00:07:00,793 of his qualifications, for instance, having them. 146 00:07:00,860 --> 00:07:04,363 Word of advice, if an Asian man says he's a Spanish teacher, 147 00:07:04,431 --> 00:07:07,499 it's not racist to ask for proof, okay? 148 00:07:07,567 --> 00:07:08,967 You ignore your mother's voice 149 00:07:09,035 --> 00:07:10,869 and get right into that horse's mouth. 150 00:07:10,937 --> 00:07:13,604 So if Chang's a fraud, what about our grades? 151 00:07:13,672 --> 00:07:15,907 - Are they invalid? - Oh, no, no, no, no. 152 00:07:15,975 --> 00:07:17,341 That's not fair to you guys. 153 00:07:17,409 --> 00:07:20,144 I'm sure you've all worked very hard and learned. 154 00:07:20,212 --> 00:07:23,080 so just take your final with Chang's replacement. 155 00:07:23,148 --> 00:07:24,816 Doctor. 156 00:07:31,723 --> 00:07:34,725 - Buenos dias. - Buenos dias. 157 00:07:34,792 --> 00:07:36,126 Soy doctora Escodera. 158 00:07:44,636 --> 00:07:47,504 - Si. - Buenos dias. 159 00:07:55,079 --> 00:07:56,613 Si. 160 00:07:56,681 --> 00:08:00,484 Listen to this back and forth. It's like I'm at an embassy. 161 00:08:00,551 --> 00:08:05,022 - What's on the final? - En Espanol, por favor. 162 00:08:05,089 --> 00:08:06,223 I know it's in Spanish, dummy. 163 00:08:06,290 --> 00:08:07,690 I'm just saying, you know, what chapters? 164 00:08:07,758 --> 00:08:09,459 All three or...? 165 00:08:09,527 --> 00:08:11,728 - Veinte. - Oh, I know that one. 166 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:14,964 She wants a large coffee. 167 00:08:15,032 --> 00:08:16,699 Okay, in English. 168 00:08:16,766 --> 00:08:18,600 You will be taking a standard exam 169 00:08:18,668 --> 00:08:20,835 for students at your level. 170 00:08:20,903 --> 00:08:24,438 It will cover this entire textbook. 171 00:08:24,506 --> 00:08:27,841 El crappo. 172 00:08:33,049 --> 00:08:36,117 I couldn't understand a word Dr. Escodera was saying. 173 00:08:36,185 --> 00:08:38,886 And why is she teaching Spanish if she's a doctor? 174 00:08:38,954 --> 00:08:40,321 Go cure something. 175 00:08:40,388 --> 00:08:42,489 I got to pass that exam or my entire four-year plan 176 00:08:42,557 --> 00:08:44,024 will be thrown off. 177 00:08:44,092 --> 00:08:46,560 - That might be your car, Jeff. - What? 178 00:08:46,628 --> 00:08:47,828 I was on my roof for the fourth of July, 179 00:08:47,896 --> 00:08:48,829 and the fireworks set off all the car alarms 180 00:08:48,897 --> 00:08:49,897 on the street. 181 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:50,897 That one sounded like a brand-new Lexus. 182 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,399 - Uh, my Lexus isn't brand-new. 183 00:08:52,466 --> 00:08:56,903 I know. Yours is a 2002. That's the year I heard it. 184 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,105 Aah! 185 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:02,308 - Aah! - Hey! 186 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,076 You two-faced jag! 187 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,279 You're wearing protective goggles to destroy my car? 188 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:09,015 - Safety first! - Stop! 189 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,451 I ask you for help and you turn me in? 190 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:13,987 What? I did not. Why would I screw myself? 191 00:09:14,055 --> 00:09:19,226 - What, am I Dr. Drew? Aah! - I didn't do it, okay? 192 00:09:19,294 --> 00:09:23,764 Ah! Then tell me who did so I can murder your face! 193 00:09:23,832 --> 00:09:25,166 - Hey, break it up! - Ah. 194 00:09:25,234 --> 00:09:27,001 Oh, oh, uh, we're writing a song. 195 00:09:27,069 --> 00:09:28,436 For the battle of bands. 196 00:09:34,177 --> 00:09:36,511 Aah! 197 00:09:36,579 --> 00:09:39,081 Good luck passing your exam, Winger. 198 00:09:39,149 --> 00:09:41,283 At one point, I was teaching you Klingon! 199 00:09:41,351 --> 00:09:43,451 Yeah? Why don't you tell that to your really weird sounding 200 00:09:43,519 --> 00:09:44,953 magical chair? 201 00:09:45,021 --> 00:09:47,455 I have a condition! 202 00:09:47,523 --> 00:09:51,693 Oh. I'm peeing. I'm peeing. I'm peeing. 203 00:10:12,248 --> 00:10:13,515 Impressive. 204 00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:15,584 I dismantled that valve and I put out that free cake 205 00:10:15,652 --> 00:10:17,686 Because I wanted to see what you could do. 206 00:10:17,754 --> 00:10:20,022 You got a gift, kid. You know that, right? 207 00:10:20,090 --> 00:10:23,192 A gift for sinks. Big deal. 208 00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:25,027 I'm a student. I like learning. 209 00:10:25,095 --> 00:10:27,997 Yeah, right. Learning. Learn everything. 210 00:10:28,065 --> 00:10:30,266 Learn until you're dead. 211 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:34,603 Or you can call this number. 212 00:10:34,670 --> 00:10:36,705 Now that's a company that fixes toilets and sinks. 213 00:10:36,772 --> 00:10:38,607 - Oh, man. - Listen to me! 214 00:10:38,674 --> 00:10:41,209 Toilets and sinks. Real things. 215 00:10:41,277 --> 00:10:44,812 Things that people always use and always need to get fixed. 216 00:10:44,879 --> 00:10:47,514 This is a life, kid. A real one. 217 00:10:47,582 --> 00:10:49,682 Doing something that matters. Something that makes sense. 218 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,685 The only thing that makes sense is this. 219 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,855 Learning. Thoughts. 220 00:10:54,923 --> 00:10:57,290 So I can think, and get a student loan, 221 00:10:57,358 --> 00:11:00,327 and grind my own coffee, and understand HBO. 222 00:11:00,395 --> 00:11:02,597 You don't have to do that, kid. 223 00:11:02,664 --> 00:11:05,066 You're special. 224 00:11:05,134 --> 00:11:07,569 You could be a plumber! 225 00:11:09,805 --> 00:11:11,872 You could be a plumber. 226 00:11:17,278 --> 00:11:19,413 - Hey. - Hi. 227 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,451 Okay, so we know three kinds of verbs, 228 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,352 which took 40 minutes. 229 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,720 At this rate, if we don't sleep or pee, 230 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,755 we can cover about 10% of the exam. 231 00:11:30,822 --> 00:11:32,022 And if it's multiple-choice, 232 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:33,892 25% of our guesses will be right. 233 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:35,393 Actually, that's a lot of right answers 234 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:37,995 when you're guessing almost everything. 235 00:11:38,062 --> 00:11:39,463 I don't want to sound like a defeatist, 236 00:11:39,531 --> 00:11:41,198 but we're defeated. 237 00:11:41,266 --> 00:11:43,267 Face it. 238 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:44,635 Why even take the exam? 239 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:47,138 We're all gonna be retaking Spanish this fall. 240 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,540 Hmm. 241 00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:51,408 What was that? 242 00:11:51,476 --> 00:11:53,010 - What was what? - I don't know. 243 00:11:53,077 --> 00:11:55,846 I said "Retake Spanish" and everyone went "Ugh," 244 00:11:55,914 --> 00:11:57,781 and you went "Hmm." 245 00:11:57,849 --> 00:11:59,950 Maybe it's one of those recessive genes. 246 00:12:00,017 --> 00:12:01,217 I can also curl my tongue. Who else? 247 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:04,453 Oh. 248 00:12:04,521 --> 00:12:06,355 Annie ratted out Chang. 249 00:12:09,025 --> 00:12:10,191 What? 250 00:12:10,259 --> 00:12:11,793 You made this happen because you're obsessed 251 00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:13,361 with all of us being together next year. 252 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,095 I wouldn't say I was obsessed. 253 00:12:15,163 --> 00:12:16,930 Permission to treat the witness as hostile. 254 00:12:16,998 --> 00:12:22,268 I'll allow it. 255 00:12:22,336 --> 00:12:24,704 Did you record yesterday's Spanish class? 256 00:12:24,771 --> 00:12:26,705 - I don't think so. - Abed? 257 00:12:26,773 --> 00:12:28,073 You said you record all your classes. 258 00:12:28,141 --> 00:12:30,909 Pierce called it a "Spoiler alert." 259 00:12:30,977 --> 00:12:34,079 You heard Chang tell me he was bogus, 260 00:12:34,147 --> 00:12:36,749 and then dropped the dime because you would do anything 261 00:12:36,817 --> 00:12:38,084 to keep this group together, 262 00:12:38,151 --> 00:12:42,789 because you are insecure. 263 00:12:42,857 --> 00:12:46,293 Because you didn't get hot until after high school. 264 00:12:46,361 --> 00:12:49,230 That's true. 265 00:12:49,297 --> 00:12:51,599 - Fine! I did it. - For real, Annie? 266 00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:52,833 Oh, Annie. 267 00:12:52,901 --> 00:12:54,802 Someone make her a dude so I can punch her. 268 00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:55,970 Go ahead and hate me! 269 00:12:56,038 --> 00:12:57,438 It's better than what was going to happen. 270 00:12:57,505 --> 00:12:59,406 We were all gonna drift apart and you were all too cool 271 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:00,507 to do anything. 272 00:13:00,575 --> 00:13:01,641 Maybe not too cool, 273 00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:03,576 maybe just, you know, not psycho enough. 274 00:13:03,644 --> 00:13:05,010 - Yeah, a little crazy. - You're a psycho. 275 00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:07,546 Now she is going to make the Disney face. 276 00:13:07,614 --> 00:13:09,781 Her lip is gonna quiver and her eyes will flutter, 277 00:13:09,848 --> 00:13:12,117 but they won't ever actually close. 278 00:13:12,184 --> 00:13:14,018 But do not feel sorry for her. 279 00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:18,023 She stole a year of our lives, and we're right to be pissed. 280 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:21,058 - Oh, Annie. - No! No. 281 00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:24,829 Everyone close their eyes. Do it. Close them. 282 00:13:24,897 --> 00:13:26,664 Abed, close. Oh, don't worry about me. 283 00:13:26,732 --> 00:13:30,668 I can only connect with people through... movies. 284 00:13:30,736 --> 00:13:32,536 She's the Ark of the Covenant! 285 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,372 You guys, I'm sorry! 286 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:37,107 I only did it so that we could stay friends. 287 00:13:37,175 --> 00:13:39,376 Picture her as Paul Giamatti! 288 00:13:40,745 --> 00:13:42,680 Aw, he... he's... 289 00:13:42,747 --> 00:13:44,848 Friends don't do what you did to us. 290 00:13:44,916 --> 00:13:46,950 Did the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 291 00:13:47,018 --> 00:13:49,786 poison each other's food so they were too sick to leave? 292 00:13:49,854 --> 00:13:52,555 No! I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure 293 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,491 they mailed each other pants! 294 00:13:54,558 --> 00:13:57,227 - I said I was sorry! - Who cares if you're sorry? 295 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,695 We're still screwed! 296 00:13:58,763 --> 00:14:01,765 Be sorry about this stuff before you do it! 297 00:14:01,832 --> 00:14:04,734 Then don't do it! It's called growing up! 298 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,037 Annie, we were still gonna see each other all the time. 299 00:14:07,104 --> 00:14:09,505 That's what my rehab group used to say. 300 00:14:09,573 --> 00:14:11,541 The only one that keeps in touch is the guy that sells jewelry 301 00:14:11,608 --> 00:14:12,675 made out of bottle caps. 302 00:14:12,743 --> 00:14:14,376 I had hoped that this group would amount 303 00:14:14,444 --> 00:14:18,647 to more than passing hellos and whatever the hell this is! 304 00:14:21,217 --> 00:14:23,218 Nobody even think about going after her. 305 00:14:23,286 --> 00:14:24,385 That's what she wants. 306 00:14:24,453 --> 00:14:26,588 More personal drama so we fail the exam 307 00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:28,890 and stay in Spanish forever. 308 00:14:28,957 --> 00:14:32,093 We have to beat her. Don't text her. Don't call her. 309 00:14:32,161 --> 00:14:36,665 Don't mention her. We do not need her to study. 310 00:14:44,007 --> 00:14:45,240 Does anybody know how to study? 311 00:14:45,308 --> 00:14:47,009 - Annie usually... - Whose side are you on? 312 00:14:53,338 --> 00:14:56,207 Happy finals week, Greendale! 313 00:14:56,274 --> 00:14:59,109 Continuing our stress-reducing nature sounds, 314 00:14:59,177 --> 00:15:02,946 that's cut five from "Sounds of the Serengeti." 315 00:15:03,014 --> 00:15:06,782 Here's a b-side from that album, antelope slaughter at Ndutu. 316 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:09,685 Ah! 317 00:15:09,753 --> 00:15:12,955 Oh, God. Did we miss the exam? 318 00:15:13,022 --> 00:15:15,623 No. It starts in 40 minutes. 319 00:15:15,691 --> 00:15:18,125 Um, I can't wake up Pierce. 320 00:15:18,193 --> 00:15:20,026 Is this gonna take an unexpected turn? 321 00:15:20,094 --> 00:15:23,029 You have to know how to do it. Discrimination lawsuit. 322 00:15:23,097 --> 00:15:25,798 - Preposterous! - Should we call Annie? 323 00:15:25,866 --> 00:15:27,066 Absolutely not. 324 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,335 Keep your eyes on the prize and let her grow up. 325 00:15:29,402 --> 00:15:33,373 - I'll see you all at the exam. - Wait for me, Britta. 326 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,275 I was with you in the bathroom yesterday. 327 00:15:35,343 --> 00:15:36,843 You're with me everywhere. 328 00:15:36,911 --> 00:15:38,345 Troy, I know you could be a plumber. 329 00:15:38,413 --> 00:15:40,747 I'm not gonna be, okay? 330 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:43,316 I'm gonna be sophisticated and have no job, 331 00:15:43,384 --> 00:15:44,784 or a job that looks from a distance 332 00:15:44,852 --> 00:15:46,720 like I do nothing. 333 00:15:46,787 --> 00:15:49,656 Troy, you know what the best part of my day is? 334 00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:50,790 For about 10 seconds 335 00:15:50,858 --> 00:15:51,991 from the time I sit down in Spanish 336 00:15:52,059 --> 00:15:53,492 to the time I look at your desk, 337 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:58,263 'cause I think "Maybe I'll look and he won't be there." 338 00:16:06,272 --> 00:16:07,605 Between our studying for 12 hours 339 00:16:07,673 --> 00:16:09,574 and Pierce being asleep for 11 of them, 340 00:16:09,642 --> 00:16:11,209 I think we may actually stand a chance. 341 00:16:11,277 --> 00:16:13,779 My horoscope predicted suffering. 342 00:16:13,846 --> 00:16:14,980 No, no. That's good. 343 00:16:15,048 --> 00:16:16,548 Horoscopes are the devil trying to trick us. 344 00:16:16,616 --> 00:16:18,449 - Mm-hmm. - Oh. Okay. 345 00:16:31,463 --> 00:16:35,766 - Yeah. That make you happy? - Why aren't you at your desk? 346 00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:37,101 'Cause I don't want to sit near you 347 00:16:37,169 --> 00:16:38,135 Because you're a bad friend. 348 00:16:38,203 --> 00:16:39,303 Oh. 349 00:16:39,371 --> 00:16:41,472 He said the best part of his day 350 00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:42,906 is when he thinks I won't be there. 351 00:16:42,974 --> 00:16:45,409 Abed, what a terrible thing to say. 352 00:16:45,477 --> 00:16:46,577 It's from a movie. 353 00:16:46,644 --> 00:16:48,178 Well, then the movie it's from is terrible. 354 00:16:51,382 --> 00:16:52,649 Where's Annie? 355 00:16:52,717 --> 00:16:53,650 Oh, I sent her a text, 356 00:16:53,718 --> 00:16:54,751 but she hasn't responded yet. 357 00:16:54,818 --> 00:16:55,852 Shirley, what did I tell you? 358 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,854 Don't play into her ploy for attention. 359 00:16:57,922 --> 00:16:59,322 Oh. 360 00:16:59,389 --> 00:17:00,790 What does it say? 361 00:17:00,857 --> 00:17:01,924 Uh, she... she says she's fine. 362 00:17:01,992 --> 00:17:03,359 And this isn't a ploy for attention. 363 00:17:03,427 --> 00:17:05,094 She's sorry. She does need to grow up. 364 00:17:05,162 --> 00:17:07,263 Starting by making things right with Chang. 365 00:17:07,331 --> 00:17:09,098 - Oh, no. - What? 366 00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,966 He'll kill her. 367 00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:13,635 Senor Winger, 368 00:17:17,406 --> 00:17:19,973 Vamos, rapido! 369 00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:25,845 Who cares about a stupid exam? We're a study group. 370 00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:30,449 And Annie's our friend. 371 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,685 Tierra del fuego. 372 00:17:32,753 --> 00:17:37,790 Uh, I'm friends with Hannah too. 373 00:17:37,858 --> 00:17:39,057 The whole class is. 374 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,894 And you can't have an exam without a class. 375 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:46,731 Right, guys? We love Hannah! We love Hannah! 376 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:56,507 Nooooooo! Nooooooo! 377 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,009 Oh, no! The devil told the truth! 378 00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:01,645 Oh! Oh! 379 00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:06,550 - Nooooooo! - Whoa. Winger, what the hell? 380 00:18:06,617 --> 00:18:07,951 What was that screaming? 381 00:18:08,019 --> 00:18:10,020 I was showing Annie the magic of electronic sampling. 382 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:12,856 - No... no... no... no... no... no... nooooooo! 383 00:18:12,923 --> 00:18:14,557 We thought you were murdering her. 384 00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:17,761 No. Annie getting me fired was the best thing 385 00:18:17,828 --> 00:18:18,828 that ever happened to me. 386 00:18:18,896 --> 00:18:21,497 She's helping me replan my life. 387 00:18:21,565 --> 00:18:23,533 She's got a real mind for stuff like this. 388 00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:25,401 We're gonna find Ben a job so he can stay at Greendale 389 00:18:25,469 --> 00:18:27,737 as a student and work on his teaching degree. 390 00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:30,073 And music classes. You know? 391 00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:32,575 Maybe get the band back together, huh? 392 00:18:37,814 --> 00:18:40,683 Yeah. Music lessons would be great for you. 393 00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:44,020 Oh, thanks, Britta. 394 00:18:44,087 --> 00:18:46,688 Now go pass that test. 395 00:18:52,495 --> 00:18:54,562 Well, it was kind of easy, right? 396 00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:56,797 Yeah, I think I might've passed. 397 00:18:56,865 --> 00:18:59,600 Jeff, I can never forgive myself for what I did. 398 00:18:59,668 --> 00:19:01,902 Look, I treated you like a child 399 00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:04,237 for having feelings. 400 00:19:04,305 --> 00:19:08,508 Maybe because that's, you know, when I stopped having them. 401 00:19:08,576 --> 00:19:09,977 But you shouldn't. 402 00:19:10,045 --> 00:19:14,449 You don't have to be a kid to admit that you like people. 403 00:19:14,516 --> 00:19:17,619 And you don't have to dress like this to grow up. 404 00:19:17,687 --> 00:19:19,488 You... you look like a travel agent. 405 00:19:19,556 --> 00:19:20,923 You don't like it? 406 00:19:20,991 --> 00:19:24,161 I was going for more of a professor thing. 407 00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:26,329 - What? Why? - What? 408 00:19:26,397 --> 00:19:28,498 - Nothing. - I think I got half of it. 409 00:19:28,566 --> 00:19:30,100 Which got me through the half I didn't. 410 00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:31,468 Uh, like the first season of The Wire. 411 00:19:31,536 --> 00:19:36,106 Exactly the... ah, hell, I can't stay mad at you. 412 00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:38,441 - I think I nailed it. - Oh, me too. 413 00:19:38,509 --> 00:19:41,945 Oh! 414 00:19:42,013 --> 00:19:44,015 I'm feeling pretty confident, everybody. 415 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:45,483 I think we're gonna make it. 416 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,920 Still, we should plan for the worst-case scenario. 417 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,122 'Cause if we do all pass, that means next year, 418 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,890 We won't have a class together. 419 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:56,494 So we're gonna need a backup. 420 00:19:56,562 --> 00:20:00,632 Anthropology? Anthropology? Anthropology? Anthropology? 421 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,802 Anthropology? 422 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,003 - Anthropology. - Anthropology. 423 00:20:04,071 --> 00:20:05,571 Anthropology. I want you to be in my next film. 424 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,639 Okay. 425 00:20:08,930 --> 00:20:12,599 Barnes, Troy: 68. Bennett, Shirley: 81. 426 00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:15,168 - Oh! - Edison, Annie: 95. 427 00:20:15,236 --> 00:20:17,838 - Yeah. - Hawthorne, Pierce: 70. 428 00:20:17,906 --> 00:20:21,408 Nadir, Abed: 85. 429 00:20:21,476 --> 00:20:26,814 Perry, Britta: 79. Winger, Jeff... 430 00:20:26,881 --> 00:20:29,683 I'm sorry, Jeff. 431 00:20:29,751 --> 00:20:31,018 I'm sorry for the half-hearted mislead. 432 00:20:31,085 --> 00:20:32,619 80. We all pass Spanish! 433 00:20:34,655 --> 00:20:36,389 Not to take anything away from anyone, 434 00:20:36,456 --> 00:20:38,623 but didn't the test seem extra easy? 435 00:20:38,691 --> 00:20:41,559 Mm-mm. 436 00:20:45,631 --> 00:20:49,434 Hey, thanks... 437 00:20:49,502 --> 00:20:50,969 for making it easy. 438 00:20:51,037 --> 00:20:53,472 I was going to say the same to you... 439 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:56,009 but you were gone before breakfast. 440 00:20:56,076 --> 00:21:00,147 - I'm an early riser. - I'll say. 441 00:21:00,214 --> 00:21:10,816 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com