1 00:00:02,348 --> 00:00:04,248 It's hard to believe, but finals are here. 2 00:00:04,315 --> 00:00:07,250 And I know that during this stressful time, 3 00:00:07,318 --> 00:00:10,318 my voice blaring over a P.A. can't help. 4 00:00:10,386 --> 00:00:12,187 Which is why, for the next three days, 5 00:00:12,256 --> 00:00:14,958 you'll hear nothing but soothing sounds of nature. 6 00:00:15,026 --> 00:00:17,729 And to kick it off, here's a babbling brook. 7 00:00:20,432 --> 00:00:23,100 Will anyone back me up if I say this is ridiculous, 8 00:00:23,168 --> 00:00:25,269 or is it gonna be another Avatar situation? 9 00:00:28,041 --> 00:00:28,974 Hey! 10 00:00:29,042 --> 00:00:30,442 Nature sounds or not, 11 00:00:30,509 --> 00:00:32,477 we're not gonna have any trouble passing our Spanish final. 12 00:00:32,544 --> 00:00:33,878 I've transcribed this semester's notes 13 00:00:33,945 --> 00:00:35,547 from my digital recorder. 14 00:00:35,615 --> 00:00:37,482 You record every class? 15 00:00:37,550 --> 00:00:38,883 Spoiler alert. 16 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:40,985 - You mean "Nerd alert." - Alert nerd. 17 00:00:41,053 --> 00:00:42,853 Here's a spoiler: 18 00:00:42,921 --> 00:00:44,988 We're all gonna spend the next three days boning up. 19 00:00:45,056 --> 00:00:47,990 Then pass the exam and move on to Spanish 103. 20 00:00:48,058 --> 00:00:49,692 That sounds like a good ending, Annie, 21 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:51,927 except for the part where I take Spanish 103. 22 00:00:51,994 --> 00:00:53,395 What do you mean? 23 00:00:53,463 --> 00:00:55,898 Spanish 102 fills my language requirement. 24 00:00:55,966 --> 00:00:59,401 I guess I just figured we're a Spanish study group 25 00:00:59,469 --> 00:01:02,171 so we'd keep taking Spanish together. 26 00:01:02,239 --> 00:01:03,573 That's what I thought too. 27 00:01:03,641 --> 00:01:04,974 - I like Spanish. - I'm in. 28 00:01:05,042 --> 00:01:06,644 - I'm on a tight, four-year schedule 29 00:01:06,711 --> 00:01:07,845 to replace my Bachelor's. 30 00:01:07,913 --> 00:01:09,648 I'm not gonna take an extra class. 31 00:01:09,715 --> 00:01:11,149 Spanish has value beyond credit. 32 00:01:11,217 --> 00:01:12,484 Not really. 33 00:01:12,552 --> 00:01:13,952 I know the family downstairs hates me. 34 00:01:14,020 --> 00:01:15,454 I don't need to understand why. 35 00:01:15,522 --> 00:01:16,989 Okay, fine. You want me to say it? 36 00:01:17,057 --> 00:01:18,224 I'll say it. 37 00:01:18,292 --> 00:01:20,527 I like this group and I want it to stay together. 38 00:01:23,265 --> 00:01:24,465 Yeah, you be the cool guy, Jeff. 39 00:01:24,533 --> 00:01:26,300 And next fall when that gets lonely, 40 00:01:26,368 --> 00:01:28,936 I'll be in the front row of Spanish 103. 41 00:01:30,339 --> 00:01:32,974 Monday through Friday, 6:00 am. 42 00:01:33,041 --> 00:01:37,512 6:00... 43 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:39,715 And now, crickets. 44 00:01:43,486 --> 00:01:46,789 ♪ Give me some more time in a dream. ♪ 45 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:49,959 ♪ Give me the hope to run out of steam. ♪ 46 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:53,395 ♪ Somebody said we could be here. ♪ 47 00:01:53,462 --> 00:01:57,398 ♪ We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year. ♪ 48 00:01:57,466 --> 00:02:02,636 ♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay. ♪ 49 00:02:02,704 --> 00:02:07,540 ♪ One by one they all just fade away. ♪ 50 00:02:07,541 --> 00:02:12,841 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 51 00:02:12,946 --> 00:02:15,848 Okay, if we're not interested in Spanish 103 next year, 52 00:02:15,916 --> 00:02:18,151 what about Anthropology? 53 00:02:18,219 --> 00:02:21,187 Ooh, Anthropology. 54 00:02:21,255 --> 00:02:22,255 The study of man. 55 00:02:22,322 --> 00:02:23,323 I'm still trying to forget 56 00:02:23,390 --> 00:02:24,657 what I learned about that subject. 57 00:02:24,725 --> 00:02:26,692 Go, girl. 58 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,094 You just "Go girled" yourself. 59 00:02:28,162 --> 00:02:30,330 - Shut up. - See, it's fun! 60 00:02:30,397 --> 00:02:33,767 And they have a class at noon. Noon, everybody. 61 00:02:33,835 --> 00:02:36,403 Anthropology? Anthropology? Anthropology? Anthropology? 62 00:02:36,471 --> 00:02:39,206 Annie, I'm not big on planning ahead, 63 00:02:39,273 --> 00:02:43,543 but I have one unmovable appointment May 23, 2013. 64 00:02:43,610 --> 00:02:44,777 To buy a flying car? 65 00:02:44,845 --> 00:02:46,846 I have a table for one at Morty's Steak House 66 00:02:46,913 --> 00:02:49,348 where I will celebrate becoming a lawyer again, 67 00:02:49,416 --> 00:02:52,584 which can only happen if I take a full load. 68 00:02:52,652 --> 00:02:53,952 Don't. 69 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:56,389 A full load of classes every year. 70 00:02:56,456 --> 00:02:58,090 I can maybe make it until then. 71 00:02:58,158 --> 00:03:00,693 But not by building my schedule around BFFs. 72 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,461 We'll build ours around yours. 73 00:03:02,528 --> 00:03:03,962 Annie, you realize that we'll be friends 74 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:05,630 whether or not we have a class together, right? 75 00:03:05,698 --> 00:03:06,965 Of course you think that, Britta. 76 00:03:07,032 --> 00:03:08,933 It's obvious from your name your parents smoked pot. 77 00:03:09,001 --> 00:03:10,969 All right, well, I haven't said a single word 78 00:03:11,036 --> 00:03:14,940 in this entire conversation, and I find that outrageous. 79 00:03:15,007 --> 00:03:18,243 - Hola, el losers. - Hola. 80 00:03:18,311 --> 00:03:20,746 Winger, may I have a word with you in private? 81 00:03:20,814 --> 00:03:23,215 - Sure. - Good. 82 00:03:27,121 --> 00:03:29,889 Oh, yeah. Um, got it. Cool. 83 00:03:29,957 --> 00:03:31,891 Okay, come back in ten minutes. 84 00:03:31,959 --> 00:03:36,227 And if anyone asks, I sent you to learn things. 85 00:03:36,295 --> 00:03:38,329 And, Pierce, close the door, please. 86 00:03:38,397 --> 00:03:43,234 Gracias. 87 00:03:43,301 --> 00:03:44,835 Other side of the door. 88 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:53,977 So you're here because your college degree 89 00:03:54,045 --> 00:03:55,279 was fake, right? 90 00:03:55,347 --> 00:03:57,982 I prefer the term "better than real," but yes. 91 00:03:58,049 --> 00:03:59,150 Two questions. 92 00:03:59,217 --> 00:04:00,318 Where did you get it, 93 00:04:00,386 --> 00:04:02,954 could you have prevented being caught, and how? 94 00:04:03,022 --> 00:04:04,122 One question. 95 00:04:04,190 --> 00:04:05,691 Where did you learn to count questions 96 00:04:05,758 --> 00:04:07,826 and are you telling me you need a fake degree? 97 00:04:07,894 --> 00:04:11,430 You know, in high school, I was in a band. 98 00:04:11,498 --> 00:04:14,266 We could've been huge, but the world wasn't ready 99 00:04:14,334 --> 00:04:16,601 for an Asian man on key-tar. 100 00:04:16,669 --> 00:04:20,106 Did you say "key-tar" or did you just pronounce guitar 101 00:04:20,173 --> 00:04:21,941 like a hillbilly? 102 00:04:22,008 --> 00:04:25,311 Key-tar. It's a keyboard you can play like a guitar. 103 00:04:25,378 --> 00:04:27,112 Get with the times, man. 104 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:29,481 Anyway, next thing you know, I'm 32, 105 00:04:29,549 --> 00:04:32,418 and I'm bagging groceries for, like, 5 bucks an hour 106 00:04:32,486 --> 00:04:34,086 plus tips. 107 00:04:34,154 --> 00:04:35,754 - Shocked? - Confused. 108 00:04:35,822 --> 00:04:37,256 I'm supposed to tip my bag boy? 109 00:04:37,324 --> 00:04:38,824 So I did what anyone would do. 110 00:04:38,892 --> 00:04:41,728 I faked my way into a job as a Spanish teacher 111 00:04:41,795 --> 00:04:43,796 at a community college relying on phrases 112 00:04:43,864 --> 00:04:45,298 from Sesame Street. 113 00:04:45,366 --> 00:04:46,399 Oh, my God. 114 00:04:46,467 --> 00:04:48,468 Save the judgment, Winger, all right? 115 00:04:48,536 --> 00:04:50,904 If the Dean finds out that I'm not a real teacher, 116 00:04:50,972 --> 00:04:52,172 your grades are invalid 117 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:56,309 and you'll all have to repeat this class. 118 00:04:58,913 --> 00:05:01,881 - That was the chair. - Good. 119 00:05:01,948 --> 00:05:04,349 Good. 120 00:05:10,989 --> 00:05:15,159 It's unsolvable. 121 00:05:41,418 --> 00:05:43,385 Hold on. I forgot my... 122 00:05:43,453 --> 00:05:46,288 Hey. What the hell are you doing? 123 00:05:46,356 --> 00:05:50,192 Hey! Hey, come back here! Come back here! 124 00:05:50,260 --> 00:05:54,596 Uh, Jerry, hey, Jerry, check this out. 125 00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:02,906 And that is what Milton was really saying. 126 00:06:02,973 --> 00:06:06,643 Okay, exams are on Tuesday. Class dismissed. 127 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,481 If the Dean finds out that I'm not a real teacher, 128 00:06:11,549 --> 00:06:12,882 your grades are invalid, 129 00:06:12,950 --> 00:06:17,386 and you'll all have to repeat this class. 130 00:06:17,454 --> 00:06:19,755 If the Dean finds out that I'm not a real teacher, 131 00:06:19,822 --> 00:06:21,356 your grades are invalid, 132 00:06:21,424 --> 00:06:23,358 and you'll all have to repeat this class. 133 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:27,294 That was the chair. 134 00:06:27,362 --> 00:06:29,029 Right. 135 00:06:33,735 --> 00:06:35,836 - Hi, everybody. Hi. - Hi. 136 00:06:35,903 --> 00:06:38,171 I'm afraid I have some bad news for you, kids. 137 00:06:38,239 --> 00:06:42,209 Well, it's actually bad news for the older people as well. 138 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:44,178 Senor Chang is no longer with us. 139 00:06:44,246 --> 00:06:46,314 Um, he's not faking his death again, is he? 140 00:06:46,381 --> 00:06:47,948 Because I can't handle that roller coaster. 141 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:49,650 First he's alive. And then we're happy. 142 00:06:49,718 --> 00:06:51,319 And then he's alive again and... 143 00:06:51,386 --> 00:06:52,987 I received an anonymous tip 144 00:06:53,055 --> 00:06:56,256 that Chang had misrepresented certain aspects 145 00:06:56,324 --> 00:06:59,693 of his qualifications, for instance, having them. 146 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:03,263 Word of advice, if an Asian man says he's a Spanish teacher, 147 00:07:03,331 --> 00:07:06,399 it's not racist to ask for proof, okay? 148 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:07,867 You ignore your mother's voice 149 00:07:07,935 --> 00:07:09,769 and get right into that horse's mouth. 150 00:07:09,837 --> 00:07:12,504 So if Chang's a fraud, what about our grades? 151 00:07:12,572 --> 00:07:14,807 - Are they invalid? - Oh, no, no, no, no. 152 00:07:14,875 --> 00:07:16,241 That's not fair to you guys. 153 00:07:16,309 --> 00:07:19,044 I'm sure you've all worked very hard and learned. 154 00:07:19,112 --> 00:07:21,980 so just take your final with Chang's replacement. 155 00:07:22,048 --> 00:07:23,716 Doctor. 156 00:07:30,623 --> 00:07:33,625 - Buenos dias. - Buenos dias. 157 00:07:33,692 --> 00:07:35,026 Soy doctora Escodera. 158 00:07:43,536 --> 00:07:46,404 - Si. - Buenos dias. 159 00:07:53,979 --> 00:07:55,513 Si. 160 00:07:55,581 --> 00:07:59,384 Listen to this back and forth. It's like I'm at an embassy. 161 00:07:59,451 --> 00:08:03,922 - What's on the final? - En Espanol, por favor. 162 00:08:03,989 --> 00:08:05,123 I know it's in Spanish, dummy. 163 00:08:05,190 --> 00:08:06,590 I'm just saying, you know, what chapters? 164 00:08:06,658 --> 00:08:08,359 All three or...? 165 00:08:08,427 --> 00:08:10,628 - Veinte. - Oh, I know that one. 166 00:08:10,695 --> 00:08:13,864 She wants a large coffee. 167 00:08:13,932 --> 00:08:15,599 Okay, in English. 168 00:08:15,666 --> 00:08:17,500 You will be taking a standard exam 169 00:08:17,568 --> 00:08:19,735 for students at your level. 170 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:23,338 It will cover this entire textbook. 171 00:08:23,406 --> 00:08:26,741 El crappo. 172 00:08:31,949 --> 00:08:35,017 I couldn't understand a word Dr. Escodera was saying. 173 00:08:35,085 --> 00:08:37,786 And why is she teaching Spanish if she's a doctor? 174 00:08:37,854 --> 00:08:39,221 Go cure something. 175 00:08:39,288 --> 00:08:41,389 I got to pass that exam or my entire four-year plan 176 00:08:41,457 --> 00:08:42,924 will be thrown off. 177 00:08:42,992 --> 00:08:45,460 - That might be your car, Jeff. - What? 178 00:08:45,528 --> 00:08:46,728 I was on my roof for the fourth of July, 179 00:08:46,796 --> 00:08:47,729 and the fireworks set off all the car alarms 180 00:08:47,797 --> 00:08:48,797 on the street. 181 00:08:48,864 --> 00:08:49,797 That one sounded like a brand-new Lexus. 182 00:08:49,865 --> 00:08:51,299 - Uh, my Lexus isn't brand-new. 183 00:08:51,366 --> 00:08:55,803 I know. Yours is a 2002. That's the year I heard it. 184 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:58,005 Aah! 185 00:08:58,072 --> 00:09:01,208 - Aah! - Hey! 186 00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:02,976 You two-faced jag! 187 00:09:03,044 --> 00:09:05,179 You're wearing protective goggles to destroy my car? 188 00:09:05,246 --> 00:09:07,915 - Safety first! - Stop! 189 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:10,351 I ask you for help and you turn me in? 190 00:09:10,418 --> 00:09:12,887 What? I did not. Why would I screw myself? 191 00:09:12,955 --> 00:09:18,126 - What, am I Dr. Drew? Aah! - I didn't do it, okay? 192 00:09:18,194 --> 00:09:22,664 Ah! Then tell me who did so I can murder your face! 193 00:09:22,732 --> 00:09:24,066 - Hey, break it up! - Ah. 194 00:09:24,134 --> 00:09:25,901 Oh, oh, uh, we're writing a song. 195 00:09:25,969 --> 00:09:27,336 For the battle of bands. 198 00:09:35,479 --> 00:09:37,981 Good luck passing your exam, Winger. 199 00:09:38,049 --> 00:09:40,183 At one point, I was teaching you Klingon! 200 00:09:40,251 --> 00:09:42,351 Yeah? Why don't you tell that to your really weird sounding 201 00:09:42,419 --> 00:09:43,853 magical chair? 202 00:09:43,921 --> 00:09:46,355 I have a condition! 203 00:09:46,423 --> 00:09:50,593 Oh. I'm peeing. I'm peeing. I'm peeing. 204 00:10:11,148 --> 00:10:12,415 Impressive. 205 00:10:12,483 --> 00:10:14,484 I dismantled that valve and I put out that free cake 206 00:10:14,552 --> 00:10:16,586 Because I wanted to see what you could do. 207 00:10:16,654 --> 00:10:18,922 You got a gift, kid. You know that, right? 208 00:10:18,990 --> 00:10:22,092 A gift for sinks. Big deal. 209 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,927 I'm a student. I like learning. 210 00:10:23,995 --> 00:10:26,897 Yeah, right. Learning. Learn everything. 211 00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:29,166 Learn until you're dead. 212 00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:33,503 Or you can call this number. 213 00:10:33,570 --> 00:10:35,605 Now that's a company that fixes toilets and sinks. 214 00:10:35,672 --> 00:10:37,507 - Oh, man. - Listen to me! 215 00:10:37,574 --> 00:10:40,109 Toilets and sinks. Real things. 216 00:10:40,177 --> 00:10:43,712 Things that people always use and always need to get fixed. 217 00:10:43,779 --> 00:10:46,414 This is a life, kid. A real one. 218 00:10:46,482 --> 00:10:48,582 Doing something that matters. Something that makes sense. 219 00:10:48,650 --> 00:10:51,585 The only thing that makes sense is this. 220 00:10:51,653 --> 00:10:53,755 Learning. Thoughts. 221 00:10:53,823 --> 00:10:56,190 So I can think, and get a student loan, 222 00:10:56,258 --> 00:10:59,227 and grind my own coffee, and understand HBO. 223 00:10:59,295 --> 00:11:01,497 You don't have to do that, kid. 224 00:11:01,564 --> 00:11:03,966 You're special. 225 00:11:04,034 --> 00:11:06,469 You could be a plumber! 226 00:11:08,705 --> 00:11:10,772 You could be a plumber. 227 00:11:16,178 --> 00:11:18,313 - Hey. - Hi. 228 00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:24,351 Okay, so we know three kinds of verbs, 229 00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:26,252 which took 40 minutes. 230 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,620 At this rate, if we don't sleep or pee, 231 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,655 we can cover about 10% of the exam. 232 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:30,922 And if it's multiple-choice, 233 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:32,792 25% of our guesses will be right. 234 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,293 Actually, that's a lot of right answers 235 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,895 when you're guessing almost everything. 236 00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:38,363 I don't want to sound like a defeatist, 237 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,098 but we're defeated. 238 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,167 Face it. 239 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,535 Why even take the exam? 240 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,038 We're all gonna be retaking Spanish this fall. 241 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,440 Hmm. 242 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,308 What was that? 243 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,910 - What was what? - I don't know. 244 00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:54,746 I said "Retake Spanish" and everyone went "Ugh," 245 00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:56,681 and you went "Hmm." 246 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:58,850 Maybe it's one of those recessive genes. 247 00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:00,117 I can also curl my tongue. Who else? 248 00:12:00,185 --> 00:12:03,353 Oh. 249 00:12:03,421 --> 00:12:05,255 Annie ratted out Chang. 250 00:12:07,925 --> 00:12:09,091 What? 251 00:12:09,159 --> 00:12:10,693 You made this happen because you're obsessed 252 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,261 with all of us being together next year. 253 00:12:12,328 --> 00:12:13,995 I wouldn't say I was obsessed. 254 00:12:14,063 --> 00:12:15,830 Permission to treat the witness as hostile. 255 00:12:15,898 --> 00:12:21,168 I'll allow it. 256 00:12:21,236 --> 00:12:23,604 Did you record yesterday's Spanish class? 257 00:12:23,671 --> 00:12:25,605 - I don't think so. - Abed? 258 00:12:25,673 --> 00:12:26,973 You said you record all your classes. 259 00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,809 Pierce called it a "Spoiler alert." 260 00:12:29,877 --> 00:12:32,979 You heard Chang tell me he was bogus, 261 00:12:33,047 --> 00:12:35,649 and then dropped the dime because you would do anything 262 00:12:35,717 --> 00:12:36,984 to keep this group together, 263 00:12:37,051 --> 00:12:41,689 because you are insecure. 264 00:12:41,757 --> 00:12:45,193 Because you didn't get hot until after high school. 265 00:12:45,261 --> 00:12:48,130 That's true. 266 00:12:48,197 --> 00:12:50,499 - Fine! I did it. - For real, Annie? 267 00:12:50,566 --> 00:12:51,733 Oh, Annie. 268 00:12:51,801 --> 00:12:53,702 Someone make her a dude so I can punch her. 269 00:12:53,770 --> 00:12:54,870 Go ahead and hate me! 270 00:12:54,938 --> 00:12:56,338 It's better than what was going to happen. 271 00:12:56,405 --> 00:12:58,306 We were all gonna drift apart and you were all too cool 272 00:12:58,374 --> 00:12:59,407 to do anything. 273 00:12:59,475 --> 00:13:00,541 Maybe not too cool, 274 00:13:00,609 --> 00:13:02,476 maybe just, you know, not psycho enough. 275 00:13:02,544 --> 00:13:03,910 - Yeah, a little crazy. - You're a psycho. 276 00:13:05,146 --> 00:13:06,446 Now she is going to make the Disney face. 277 00:13:06,514 --> 00:13:08,681 Her lip is gonna quiver and her eyes will flutter, 278 00:13:08,748 --> 00:13:11,017 but they won't ever actually close. 279 00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:12,918 But do not feel sorry for her. 280 00:13:12,986 --> 00:13:16,923 She stole a year of our lives, and we're right to be pissed. 281 00:13:16,990 --> 00:13:19,958 - Oh, Annie. - No! No. 282 00:13:20,026 --> 00:13:23,729 Everyone close their eyes. Do it. Close them. 283 00:13:23,797 --> 00:13:25,564 Abed, close. Oh, don't worry about me. 284 00:13:25,632 --> 00:13:29,568 I can only connect with people through... movies. 285 00:13:29,636 --> 00:13:31,436 She's the Ark of the Covenant! 286 00:13:31,504 --> 00:13:33,272 You guys, I'm sorry! 287 00:13:33,339 --> 00:13:36,007 I only did it so that we could stay friends. 288 00:13:36,075 --> 00:13:38,276 Picture her as Paul Giamatti! 289 00:13:39,645 --> 00:13:41,580 Aw, he... he's... 290 00:13:41,647 --> 00:13:43,748 Friends don't do what you did to us. 291 00:13:43,816 --> 00:13:45,850 Did the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 292 00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:48,686 poison each other's food so they were too sick to leave? 293 00:13:48,754 --> 00:13:51,455 No! I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure 294 00:13:51,523 --> 00:13:53,391 they mailed each other pants! 295 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,127 - I said I was sorry! - Who cares if you're sorry? 296 00:13:56,195 --> 00:13:57,595 We're still screwed! 297 00:13:57,663 --> 00:14:00,665 Be sorry about this stuff before you do it! 298 00:14:00,732 --> 00:14:03,634 Then don't do it! It's called growing up! 299 00:14:03,702 --> 00:14:05,937 Annie, we were still gonna see each other all the time. 300 00:14:06,004 --> 00:14:08,405 That's what my rehab group used to say. 301 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,441 The only one that keeps in touch is the guy that sells jewelry 302 00:14:10,508 --> 00:14:11,575 made out of bottle caps. 303 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,276 I had hoped that this group would amount 304 00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:17,547 to more than passing hellos and whatever the hell this is! 305 00:14:20,117 --> 00:14:22,118 Nobody even think about going after her. 306 00:14:22,186 --> 00:14:23,285 That's what she wants. 307 00:14:23,353 --> 00:14:25,488 More personal drama so we fail the exam 308 00:14:25,555 --> 00:14:27,790 and stay in Spanish forever. 309 00:14:27,857 --> 00:14:30,993 We have to beat her. Don't text her. Don't call her. 310 00:14:31,061 --> 00:14:35,565 Don't mention her. We do not need her to study. 311 00:14:42,907 --> 00:14:44,140 Does anybody know how to study? 312 00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:45,909 - Annie usually... - Whose side are you on? 313 00:14:52,938 --> 00:14:55,807 Happy finals week, Greendale! 314 00:14:55,874 --> 00:14:58,709 Continuing our stress-reducing nature sounds, 315 00:14:58,777 --> 00:15:02,546 that's cut five from "Sounds of the Serengeti." 316 00:15:02,614 --> 00:15:06,382 Here's a b-side from that album, antelope slaughter at Ndutu. 317 00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:09,285 Ah! 318 00:15:09,353 --> 00:15:12,555 Oh, God. Did we miss the exam? 319 00:15:12,622 --> 00:15:15,223 No. It starts in 40 minutes. 320 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,725 Um, I can't wake up Pierce. 321 00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,626 Is this gonna take an unexpected turn? 322 00:15:19,694 --> 00:15:22,629 You have to know how to do it. Discrimination lawsuit. 323 00:15:22,697 --> 00:15:25,398 - Preposterous! - Should we call Annie? 324 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:26,666 Absolutely not. 325 00:15:26,734 --> 00:15:28,935 Keep your eyes on the prize and let her grow up. 326 00:15:29,002 --> 00:15:32,973 - I'll see you all at the exam. - Wait for me, Britta. 327 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,875 I was with you in the bathroom yesterday. 328 00:15:34,943 --> 00:15:36,443 You're with me everywhere. 329 00:15:36,511 --> 00:15:37,945 Troy, I know you could be a plumber. 330 00:15:38,013 --> 00:15:40,347 I'm not gonna be, okay? 331 00:15:40,415 --> 00:15:42,916 I'm gonna be sophisticated and have no job, 332 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,384 or a job that looks from a distance 333 00:15:44,452 --> 00:15:46,320 like I do nothing. 334 00:15:46,387 --> 00:15:49,256 Troy, you know what the best part of my day is? 335 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,390 For about 10 seconds 336 00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:51,591 from the time I sit down in Spanish 337 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,092 to the time I look at your desk, 338 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:57,863 'cause I think "Maybe I'll look and he won't be there." 339 00:16:05,872 --> 00:16:07,205 Between our studying for 12 hours 340 00:16:07,273 --> 00:16:09,174 and Pierce being asleep for 11 of them, 341 00:16:09,242 --> 00:16:10,809 I think we may actually stand a chance. 342 00:16:10,877 --> 00:16:13,379 My horoscope predicted suffering. 343 00:16:13,446 --> 00:16:14,580 No, no. That's good. 344 00:16:14,648 --> 00:16:16,148 Horoscopes are the devil trying to trick us. 345 00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:18,049 - Mm-hmm. - Oh. Okay. 346 00:16:31,063 --> 00:16:35,366 - Yeah. That make you happy? - Why aren't you at your desk? 347 00:16:35,434 --> 00:16:36,701 'Cause I don't want to sit near you 348 00:16:36,769 --> 00:16:37,735 Because you're a bad friend. 349 00:16:37,803 --> 00:16:38,903 Oh. 350 00:16:38,971 --> 00:16:41,072 He said the best part of his day 351 00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:42,506 is when he thinks I won't be there. 352 00:16:42,574 --> 00:16:45,009 Abed, what a terrible thing to say. 353 00:16:45,077 --> 00:16:46,177 It's from a movie. 354 00:16:46,244 --> 00:16:47,778 Well, then the movie it's from is terrible. 355 00:16:50,982 --> 00:16:52,249 Where's Annie? 356 00:16:52,317 --> 00:16:53,250 Oh, I sent her a text, 357 00:16:53,318 --> 00:16:54,351 but she hasn't responded yet. 358 00:16:54,418 --> 00:16:55,452 Shirley, what did I tell you? 359 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,454 Don't play into her ploy for attention. 360 00:16:57,522 --> 00:16:58,922 Oh. 361 00:16:58,989 --> 00:17:00,390 What does it say? 362 00:17:00,457 --> 00:17:01,524 Uh, she... she says she's fine. 363 00:17:01,592 --> 00:17:02,959 And this isn't a ploy for attention. 364 00:17:03,027 --> 00:17:04,694 She's sorry. She does need to grow up. 365 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,863 Starting by making things right with Chang. 366 00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:08,698 - Oh, no. - What? 367 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,566 He'll kill her. 368 00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:13,235 Senor Winger, 369 00:17:17,006 --> 00:17:19,573 Vamos, rapido! 370 00:17:21,209 --> 00:17:25,445 Who cares about a stupid exam? We're a study group. 371 00:17:25,513 --> 00:17:30,049 And Annie's our friend. 372 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:32,285 Tierra del fuego. 373 00:17:32,353 --> 00:17:37,390 Uh, I'm friends with Hannah too. 374 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:38,657 The whole class is. 375 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,494 And you can't have an exam without a class. 376 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:46,331 Right, guys? We love Hannah! We love Hannah! 377 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:56,107 Nooooooo! Nooooooo! 378 00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:58,609 Oh, no! The devil told the truth! 379 00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:01,245 Oh! Oh! 380 00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:06,150 - Nooooooo! - Whoa. Winger, what the hell? 381 00:18:06,217 --> 00:18:07,551 What was that screaming? 382 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,620 I was showing Annie the magic of electronic sampling. 383 00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:12,456 - No... no... no... no... no... no... nooooooo! 384 00:18:12,523 --> 00:18:14,157 We thought you were murdering her. 385 00:18:14,225 --> 00:18:17,361 No. Annie getting me fired was the best thing 386 00:18:17,428 --> 00:18:18,428 that ever happened to me. 387 00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:21,097 She's helping me replan my life. 388 00:18:21,165 --> 00:18:23,133 She's got a real mind for stuff like this. 389 00:18:23,201 --> 00:18:25,001 We're gonna find Ben a job so he can stay at Greendale 390 00:18:25,069 --> 00:18:27,337 as a student and work on his teaching degree. 391 00:18:27,405 --> 00:18:29,673 And music classes. You know? 392 00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:32,175 Maybe get the band back together, huh? 393 00:18:37,414 --> 00:18:40,283 Yeah. Music lessons would be great for you. 394 00:18:40,351 --> 00:18:43,620 Oh, thanks, Britta. 395 00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:46,288 Now go pass that test. 396 00:18:52,095 --> 00:18:54,162 Well, it was kind of easy, right? 397 00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:56,397 Yeah, I think I might've passed. 398 00:18:56,465 --> 00:18:59,200 Jeff, I can never forgive myself for what I did. 399 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:01,502 Look, I treated you like a child 400 00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:03,837 for having feelings. 401 00:19:03,905 --> 00:19:08,108 Maybe because that's, you know, when I stopped having them. 402 00:19:08,176 --> 00:19:09,577 But you shouldn't. 403 00:19:09,645 --> 00:19:14,049 You don't have to be a kid to admit that you like people. 404 00:19:14,116 --> 00:19:17,219 And you don't have to dress like this to grow up. 405 00:19:17,287 --> 00:19:19,088 You... you look like a travel agent. 406 00:19:19,156 --> 00:19:20,523 You don't like it? 407 00:19:20,591 --> 00:19:23,761 I was going for more of a professor thing. 408 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,929 - What? Why? - What? 409 00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:28,098 - Nothing. - I think I got half of it. 410 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,700 Which got me through the half I didn't. 411 00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:31,068 Uh, like the first season of The Wire. 412 00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:35,706 Exactly the... ah, hell, I can't stay mad at you. 413 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:38,041 - I think I nailed it. - Oh, me too. 414 00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:41,545 Oh! 415 00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:43,615 I'm feeling pretty confident, everybody. 416 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,083 I think we're gonna make it. 417 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:48,520 Still, we should plan for the worst-case scenario. 418 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,722 'Cause if we do all pass, that means next year, 419 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,490 We won't have a class together. 420 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:56,094 So we're gonna need a backup. 421 00:19:56,162 --> 00:20:00,232 Anthropology? Anthropology? Anthropology? Anthropology? 422 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,402 Anthropology? 423 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:03,603 - Anthropology. - Anthropology. 424 00:20:03,671 --> 00:20:05,171 Anthropology. I want you to be in my next film. 425 00:20:05,239 --> 00:20:06,239 Okay. 426 00:20:08,530 --> 00:20:12,199 Barnes, Troy: 68. Bennett, Shirley: 81. 427 00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:14,768 - Oh! - Edison, Annie: 95. 428 00:20:14,836 --> 00:20:17,438 - Yeah. - Hawthorne, Pierce: 70. 429 00:20:17,506 --> 00:20:21,008 Nadir, Abed: 85. 430 00:20:21,076 --> 00:20:26,414 Perry, Britta: 79. Winger, Jeff... 431 00:20:26,481 --> 00:20:29,283 I'm sorry, Jeff. 432 00:20:29,351 --> 00:20:30,618 I'm sorry for the half-hearted mislead. 433 00:20:30,685 --> 00:20:32,219 80. We all pass Spanish! 434 00:20:34,255 --> 00:20:35,989 Not to take anything away from anyone, 435 00:20:36,056 --> 00:20:38,223 but didn't the test seem extra easy? 436 00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:41,159 Mm-mm. 437 00:20:45,231 --> 00:20:49,034 Hey, thanks... 438 00:20:49,102 --> 00:20:50,569 for making it easy. 439 00:20:50,637 --> 00:20:53,072 I was going to say the same to you... 440 00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:55,609 but you were gone before breakfast. 441 00:20:55,676 --> 00:20:59,747 - I'm an early riser. - I'll say. 442 00:20:59,814 --> 00:21:10,416 Sync by honeybunny Resync by Pippo Inzaghi