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PELTON [OVER PA]: It's hard to believe
, but finals are here.
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And I know
that during this stressful time,
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my voice blaring over a PA
can't help.
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Which is why,
for the next three days,
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you'll hear nothing
but soothing sounds of nature.
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And to kick it off,
here's a babbling brook.
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[WATER BURBLING
ON RECORDING OVER PA]
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Will anyone back me up
if I say this is ridiculous,
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or is it gonna be
another Avatar situation?
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I love Avatar.
PIERCE: What's an avatar?
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Okay.
Nature sounds or not,
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we're not gonna have trouble
passing our Spanish final.
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I've transcribed this semester's
notes from my digital recorder.
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You record every class?
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Pfft. Spoiler alert.
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You mean nerd alert.
Alert nerd.
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Here's a spoiler. We're all gonna
spend the next three days boning up.
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Then pass the exam
and move on to Spanish 103.
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Sounds like a good ending,
Annie.
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Except for where I take Spanish 103.
What do you mean?
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Spanish 102 fills
my language requirement.
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I guess I just figured
we're a Spanish study group,
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so we'd keep taking Spanish
together.
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That's what I thought too, Annie.
ABED: I'm in.
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I'm on a tight, four-year schedule
to replace my bachelor's.
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I'm not gonna take an extra class.
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Spanish has value beyond credit.
JEFF: Not really.
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I know the family downstairs
hates me.
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I don't need to understand why.
Okay, fine.
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You want me to say it?
I'll say it.
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I like this group.
I want it to stay together.
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Oh, I think so too.
Yeah, I like this group.
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Yeah, you be the cool guy, Jeff.
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And next fall
when that gets lonely,
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I'll be in the front row of
Spanish 103.
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[GROUP CHATTERING]
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Monday through Friday,
6:00 a.m.
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Six...
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[PA CLICKS ON]
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PELTON [OVER PA]:
And now, crickets.
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING
ON RECORDING OVER PA]
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[THE 88'S "AT LEAST
IT WAS HERE" PLAYING]
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Okay, if we're not interested
in Spanish 103 next year,
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what about Anthropology?
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Ooh. Anthropology,
the study of man.
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I'm still trying to forget what
I learned about that subject.
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Hee, hee. Go, girl.
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You just go-girled yourself.
Shut up.
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ANNIE:
See, it's fun.
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And they have a class at noon.
Noon, everybody.
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Anthropology? Anthropology?
Anthropology?
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Annie,
I'm not big on planning ahead,
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but I have one
unmovable appointment
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May 23rd, 2013.
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To buy a flying car?
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I have a table for one
at Morty's Steakhouse
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where I will celebrate
becoming a lawyer again
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which can only happen
if I take a full load.
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Don't.
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A full load of classes every year,
I can maybe make it until then.
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But not by building my schedule
around BFFs.
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We'll build ours around yours.
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Annie, you realize we'll be friends whether
or not we have a class together, right?
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Of course you think that.
Obvious from your name your parents smoked pot.
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All right, well, I haven't said a
single word in this entire conversation
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and I find that outrageous.
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Hola, el losers.
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Winger, may I have a word
with you in private?
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Sure.
Good.
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SHIRLEY: Sorry.
ABED: Oh. Got it.
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Got it. Cool.
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CHANG:
Okay, come back in 10 minutes.
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And if anyone asks,
I sent you to learn things.
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And, Pierce,
close the door, please.
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[CHANG SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
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Other side of the door.
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So you're here because your
college degree was fake, right?
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I prefer the term better than real,
but yes.
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Two questions.
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Where did you get it?
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Could you have prevented
being caught, and how?
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One question.
Where did you learn to count questions?
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Are you telling me
you need a fake degree?
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You know, in high school,
I was in a band.
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We could've been huge,
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but the world wasn't ready
for an Asian man on keytar.
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Did you say "keytar"
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or did you just pronounce guitar
like a hillbilly?
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Keytar. It's a keyboard
you can play like a guitar.
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Oh.
Get with the times, man.
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Anyway,
next thing you know, I'm 32,
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and I'm bagging groceries for,
like, 5 bucks an hour plus tips.
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Shocked?
Confused.
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I'm supposed to tip my bag boy?
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So I did what anyone would do.
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I faked my way into a job as a Spanish
teacher at a community college,
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relying on phrases
from Sesame Street.
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Oh, my God.
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Save the judgment,
Winger, all right?
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If the dean finds out
that I'm not a real teacher,
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your grades are invalid,
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and you'll all
have to repeat this class.
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[CHAIR GROANS
AND CREAKS]
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That was the chair.
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Good.
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[IMITATES JEFF] Good.
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[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]
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It's unsolvable.
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MAN:
Hold on. I forgot my...
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Hey. What the hell
are you doing?
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Hey.
Hey, come back here.
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Come back here.
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Jerry. Hey, Jerry,
check this out.
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MAN [ON RECORDING]: And that is what
Milton was really saying.
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Okay, exams are on Tuesday.
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Class dismissed.
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CHANG [OVER HEADPHONES]: If the dean finds
out that I'm not a real teacher,
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your grades are invalid,
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and you'll all
have to repeat this class.
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If the dean finds out
that I'm not a real teacher,
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your grades are invalid,
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and you'll all
have to repeat this class.
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[CHAIR GROANS AND CREAKS
ON RECORDING]
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That was the chair.
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Right.
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Hi, everybody. Hi.
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I'm afraid I have some
bad news for you, kids.
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Well, it's actually bad news
for the older people as well.
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Señor Chang is no longer with us.
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Um. He's not faking his death again, is he?
Because I can't handle that.
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First, he's alive. Then we're happy.
And then he's alive again and...
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I received an anonymous tip
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that Chang had misrepresented
certain aspects of his qualifications.
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For instance, having them.
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Word of advice, if an Asian man
says he's a Spanish teacher,
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it's not racist to ask for proof,
okay?
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You ignore your mother's voice
and get right into that horse's mouth.
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So if Chang's a fraud,
what about our grades?
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Are they invalid?
Oh, no, no, no.
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That's not fair to you guys.
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I'm sure you've all worked
very hard and learned.
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So just take your final
with Chang's replacement.
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Doctor.
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[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
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[IN SPANISH]
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ALL: Sí.
Buenos días.
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ALL:
Sí.
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Listen to this back and forth.
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It's like I'm at an embassy.
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What's on the final?
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[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
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I know it's in Spanish,
dummy. What chapters?
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All three or?
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Veinte.
Oh, I know that one.
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She wants a large coffee.
Oh. She's thinking.
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[IN ENGLISH] Okay, in English.
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You will be taking a standard exam
for students at your level.
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It will cover this entire textbook.
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El crappo.
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I couldn't understand a word Dr.
Escodera was saying.
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And why is she teaching
Spanish if she's a doctor?
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Go cure something.
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[CAR ALARM HONKING
AND WAILING]
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I gotta pass that exam or my entire
four-year plan will be thrown off.
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That might be your car, Jeff.
What?
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My route for the 4th of July,
fireworks set off the car alarms.
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That one sounded like a new Lexus.
My Lexus isn't brand-new.
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I know. Yours is a 2002.
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That's the year I heard it.
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[YELLING]
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Hey.
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You two-faced jag.
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You're wearing protective
goggles to destroy my car?
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Safety first.
Stop.
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I ask you for help
and you turn me in?
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What? I did not.
Why would I screw myself?
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What am I, Dr. Drew?
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I didn't do it, okay?
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Then tell me who did it
so I can murder your face.
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GUARD:
Hey, break it up.
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Oh. Oh, oh. We're writing a song.
For the battle of bands.
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[BOTH SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
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[YELLS]
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Good luck passing
your exam, Winger.
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At one point,
I was teaching you Klingon.
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Yeah? Why don't you tell that to your
really weird-sounding magical chair.
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I have a condition.
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[GRUNTING]
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I'm peeing. I'm peeing. I'm peeing.
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[WHISTLING]
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Impressive.
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I dismantled that valve
and I put out that free cake
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because I wanted to see
what you could do.
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You got a gift, kid.
You know that, right?
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A gift for sinks.
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Big deal.
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I'm a student. I like learning.
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Yeah, right. Learning.
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Learn everything.
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Learn until you're dead.
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Or you can call this number.
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00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,598
Now, that's a company
that fixes toilets and sinks.
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Oh, man.
Listen to me.
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Toilets and sinks, real things,
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things that people always use
and always need to get fixed.
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This is a life, kid, a real one.
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Doing something that matters,
something that makes sense.
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The only thing that
makes sense is this.
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Learning, thoughts.
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So I can think,
and get a student loan,
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and grind my own coffee,
and understand HBO.
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You don't have to do that, kid.
You're special.
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You could be a plumber.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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You could be a plumber.
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
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Hey.
Hi.
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Okay, so we know
three kinds of verbs,
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which took 40 minutes.
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At this rate, if we don't sleep or pee, we
can cover about 10 percent of the exam.
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If it's multiple choice,
25 percent of guesses will be right.
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Actually, that's a lot of right answers
when you're guessing almost everything.
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I don't wanna sound like a defeatist,
but we're defeated.
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Oh, come on, Jeff.
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Face it.
Why even take the exam?
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We're all gonna be
retaking Spanish this fall.
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[SHIRLEY GROANS
AND ANNIE SIGHS]
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What was that?
What was what?
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I don't know. I said retake
Spanish and everyone went, "Ugh."
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And you went, "Hmm."
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It's one of those recessive genes.
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I can also curl my tongue.
Who else?
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Annie ratted out Chang.
ANNIE: What?
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You made this happen because you're obsessed
with all of us being together next year.
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00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,723
I wouldn't say I was obsessed.
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00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,835
Permission to treat witness hostile?
I'll allow it.
247
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,335
Did you record
yesterday's Spanish class?
248
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,342
I don't think so.
Abed?
249
00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:30,140
You said you record all your classes.
Pierce called it a spoiler alert.
250
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:33,717
You heard Chang tell me
he was bogus.
251
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,181
And then dropped the dime
252
00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:38,413
because you would do anything
to keep this group together,
253
00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:41,593
because you are insecure.
254
00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:45,927
Because you didn't get hot
until after high school.
255
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,391
That's true.
256
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:50,195
Fine. I did it.
257
00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:52,461
For real, Annie?
Oh, Annie.
258
00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:55,572
Make her a dude so I can punch her.
Go ahead and hate me.
259
00:12:55,775 --> 00:13:00,144
We were all gonna drift apart.
You were all too cool to do anything.
260
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:03,406
Maybe not too cool, maybe just,
you know, not psycho enough.
261
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,640
Yeah, a little crazy.
A little psycho.
262
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,151
Now she is going to make
the Disney face.
263
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,513
Her lip is gonna quiver
264
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,713
and her eyes will flutter, but
they won't ever actually close.
265
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,653
But do not feel sorry for her.
266
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:17,620
She stole a year of our lives,
and we're right to be pissed.
267
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,320
Oh, Annie.
268
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:20,658
No. No.
269
00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:22,424
Everyone close their eyes.
Do it.
270
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,604
Close them. Abed, close.
271
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:30,299
Oh, don't worry about me.
I can only connect with people through movies.
272
00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:32,170
She's the Ark of the Covenant.
273
00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:33,968
You guys, I'm sorry.
274
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,740
I only did it
so that we could stay friends.
275
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:39,008
Picture her as Paul Giamatti.
276
00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:40,750
[GROANING]
277
00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:42,318
I mean, he's... Heh.
278
00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:44,489
Friends don't do what you did to us.
279
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:47,916
Did the sisterhood of the traveling
pants poison each other's food
280
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:50,061
so they were too sick to leave?
No.
281
00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:54,130
I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure
they mailed each other pants.
282
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,766
I said I was sorry.
283
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:58,402
Who cares if you're sorry?
We're still screwed.
284
00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:01,334
Be sorry about this stuff
before you do it.
285
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:02,632
Then don't do it.
286
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,366
It's called growing up.
287
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,670
We were gonna see each other
all the time.
288
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,177
Yeah, that's what
my rehab group used to say.
289
00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:12,316
The only one that keeps in touch is the guy
that sells jewelry made out of bottle caps.
290
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:16,249
I had hoped that this group would
amount to more than passing hellos
291
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:18,286
and whatever the hell this is.
292
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,458
[ANNIE CRYING]
293
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:22,953
Nobody even think
about going after her.
294
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,187
That's what she wants,
more personal drama
295
00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:28,662
so we fail the exam
and stay in Spanish forever.
296
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,267
We have to beat her.
297
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:33,336
Don't text her. Don't call her.
Don't mention her.
298
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,337
We do not need her to study.
299
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,510
[###]
300
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,876
Does anybody know how to study?
301
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,518
Annie usually...
Whose side are you on?
302
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,657
[ANIMAL GRUNTING
ON RECORDING OVER PA]
303
00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:56,456
PELTON [OVER PA]:
Happy finals week, Greendale.
304
00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:59,426
Continuing
our stress-reducing nature sounds,
305
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:03,261
that's cut five
from Sounds of the Serengeti.
306
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:08,270
Here's a B-side from that album,
"Antelope Slaughter at Ndutu."
307
00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,675
[LION ROARS & ANTELOPE
SHRIEKS ON RECORDING OVER PA]
308
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,205
Oh, God.
Did we miss the exam?
309
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,573
No, it starts in 40 minutes.
310
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:20,382
I can't wake up Pierce.
Is this gonna take an unexpected turn?
311
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,378
You have to know how to do it.
Discrimination lawsuit.
312
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,216
Preposterous.
313
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,221
Should we call Annie?
Absolutely not.
314
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,792
Keep your eyes on the prize
and let her grow up.
315
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:31,986
I'll see you all at the exam.
316
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,687
Wait for me, Britta.
317
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,131
I was with you in the bathroom.
You're with me everywhere.
318
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:41,102
Troy, I know you could be a plumber.
I'm not gonna be, okay?
319
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,673
I'm gonna be sophisticated
and have no job,
320
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,504
or a job that looks from a distance
like I do nothing.
321
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,942
Troy, you know what
the best part of my day is?
322
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:50,206
[###]
323
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:53,852
Ten seconds from the time I sit in
Spanish to the time I look at your desk.
324
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:58,547
Because I think maybe I'll
look and he won't be there.
325
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,396
[###]
326
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:09,600
Between our studying for 12 hours,
and Pierce being asleep for 11,
327
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,667
I think we may actually
stand a chance.
328
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,100
My horoscope
predicted suffering.
329
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,797
No, no, that's good.
Horoscopes are the devil trying to trick us.
330
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,670
Mm-hm.
Oh.
331
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:21,212
[###]
332
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:36,090
Yeah. That make you happy?
Why aren't you at your desk?
333
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:39,628
Because I don't wanna sit near you
because you're a bad friend.
334
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:43,199
He said the best part of his day
is when he thinks I won't be there.
335
00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:46,598
Abed, what a terrible thing to say.
It's from a movie.
336
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,500
Then the movie it's from
is terrible.
337
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:50,875
[IN SPANISH]
338
00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:52,966
Where's Annie?
339
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,646
Oh, I sent her a text,
but she hasn't responded yet.
340
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,214
Shirley, what did I tell you?
Don't play into her ploy for attention.
341
00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,645
[PHONE BUZZING]
342
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:01,109
What does it say?
343
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,686
She says she's fine
and this isn't a ploy for attention.
344
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:07,552
She's sorry. She does need to grow up,
starting by making things right with Chang.
345
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,818
Oh, no.
346
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,359
What?
He'll kill her.
347
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,224
[IN SPANISH]
348
00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:18,930
[IN SPANISH]
349
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,673
[IN ENGLISH]
Who cares about a stupid exam?
350
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,174
We're a study group.
351
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,845
And Annie's our friend.
352
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,207
[IN SPANISH]
353
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,009
[IN SPANISH]
354
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,078
[CLEARS THROAT]
355
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:37,585
I'm friends with Hannah too.
356
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:39,417
The whole class is.
357
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:42,150
And you can't have
an exam without a class.
358
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:43,487
Right, guys?
359
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,219
We love Hannah.
360
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,023
[CHANTING]
We love Hannah.
361
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:50,668
CLASS: We love Hannah.
We love Hannah.
362
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:53,963
ANNIE:
No!
363
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,698
No!
364
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,343
Oh, no.
The devil told the truth.
365
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,582
ANNIE: Okay.
CHANG: Whoa.
366
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,881
Winger, what the hell?
What was that screaming?
367
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,681
I was showing Annie
the magic of electronic sampling.
368
00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:12,880
[ANNIE'S SCREAM PLAYING
ON RECORDING]
369
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,690
We thought
you were murdering her.
370
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:19,125
Annie getting me fired was the best
thing that ever happened to me.
371
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,795
She's helping me
re-plan my life.
372
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,865
She's got a real mind
for stuff like this.
373
00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:26,663
We're gonna find Ben a job so he
can stay at Greendale as a student
374
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:30,433
and work on his teaching degree.
And music classes, you know?
375
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,906
Maybe get the band back together,
huh?
376
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,205
[KE YTAR PLAYING]
377
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:38,074
Oh. Listen to that.
378
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,979
Yeah. Music lessons
would be great for you.
379
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:44,121
Oh, thanks, Britta.
380
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:48,117
Now, go pass that test.
Heh, heh, heh.
381
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:50,295
[###]
382
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,799
Well, it was kind of easy, right?
383
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,695
Yeah, I think I might have passed.
384
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,928
Jeff, I can never forgive myself
for what I did.
385
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:04,576
Look, I treated you like
a child for having feelings.
386
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,944
Maybe because that's, you know,
when I stopped having them.
387
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,137
But you shouldn't.
388
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:14,752
You don't have to be a kid
to admit that you like people.
389
00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:17,945
And you don't have to dress
like this to grow up.
390
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,818
You look like a travel agent.
391
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,281
You don't like it?
392
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,485
I was going
for more of a professor thing.
393
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,022
What? Why?
394
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:27,220
What?
Nothing.
395
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:30,424
I think I got half of it, which
got me through the half I didn't.
396
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:33,332
Like the first season of The Wire.
Exactly the...
397
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,268
Ah, hell, I can't stay mad at you.
398
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:39,907
I think I nailed it.
Oh, me too.
399
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,646
I'm feeling pretty confident.
I think we're gonna make it.
400
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:49,218
Still, we should plan
for the worst-case scenario.
401
00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:50,752
Because if we do all pass,
402
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:53,083
that means next year,
we won't have a class together.
403
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:56,420
So we're gonna need a backup.
404
00:19:56,929 --> 00:20:00,296
Anthropology? Anthropology?
Anthropology?
405
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,225
Anthropology?
Heh, heh, heh.
406
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,528
Anthropology.
Anthropology.
407
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:07,932
I want you to be in my next film.
408
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,073
"Barnes, Troy: 68."
409
00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:13,244
Bennett, Shirley: 81.
410
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:15,470
Edison, Annie: 95.
411
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:18,149
Hawthorne, Pierce: 70.
412
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:21,148
Nadir, Abed: 85.
413
00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,518
Perry, Britta: 79.
414
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,553
"Winger, Jeff..."
415
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,388
I'm sorry, Jeff.
416
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,695
I'm sorry for the
half-hearted mislead, 80.
417
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,661
We all pass Spanish.
SHIRLEY: That's nice.
418
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,599
Not to take anything away
from anyone,
419
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,202
but didn't the test seem
extra easy?
420
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,099
I don't know.
Uh-uh.
421
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:42,739
[###]
422
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:51,078
Hey, thanks for making it easy.
423
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:56,118
I was going to say the same to you,
but you were gone before breakfast.
424
00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:57,879
I'm an early riser.
425
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,921
I'll say.
426
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,093
[BOTH CHUCKLE]