1
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Hey, I need to
pick up some cargo.

2
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Do you think I could
maybe borrow a ship

3
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from your hubby
aristotle onassis?

4
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What a completely
pointless snap,

5
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You numbskull.

6
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Rough night?

7
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I did my scene
in the apatow movie.

8
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Oh great.

9
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And afterward I went out
with Seth and these guys.

10
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Seth Rogan and Jonah Hill.

11
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Just when the names
were dropping so subtly.

12
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We hit this premier
after party thing.

13
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Sponsored by that fig vodka.

14
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They have fig vodka now?

15
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They do.

16
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Oh my God I'm so sorry,

17
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I totally forgot, you don't
get out much any more.

18
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You must be so jealous.

19
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I am, I am so...

20
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Ron? Hey Ron?

21
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Prep the buffet table.

22
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Ah right, buffet.

23
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"Dust in the wind."
On repeat.

24
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Kyle.

25
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Can you give me a hand?

26
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Yeah.

27
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I didn't want
want Henry to know.

28
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I was taking my earrings
and I tripped,

29
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And I dropped one,

30
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Why would Henry care
if you drop one?

31
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I dropped in there.

32
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I'm sorry Kyle,
I wouldn't normally ask,

33
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It's just that escapade
gave me these earrings.

34
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No it's... in
there with the guy?

35
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Yeah, yeah.

36
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Okay...

37
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You guys are ridiculous.

38
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You've never seen
a dead body before.

39
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Don't say dead body.

40
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Why, that's what it is.

41
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An inanimate object.

42
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Okay, so get her earring
that was dropped in there.

43
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Go for it.

44
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You're like
medieval villagers.

45
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On molecular level,

46
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This is no different than
digging a sandbox

47
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Or a sock drawer.

48
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Don't touch it.

49
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What, you don't oh,
on no I touched it..

50
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Oh no I hope he
wasn't murdered,

51
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Or his unquiet spirit
will come and haunt us.

52
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Man, come on.

53
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Dude, seriously, cut it out.

54
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Or what, you think
his eyes'll open

55
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And he'll come out and eat
everyone's brains.

56
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Hi.
Hey, now.

57
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So, about ten minutes?

58
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Yeah, we're all set here.

59
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Good.

60
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And we over-ordered
on food,

61
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So someone from
the homeless shelter

62
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Is gonna come and
pick up the extras.

63
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So come you show
them to the back?

64
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And could you put
my dad's cufflink back?

65
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Sorry.

66
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If there was a common thread
in my husband's life,

67
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From success
at dunn and bradshaw,

68
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To marriage,

69
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To raising our
beautiful daughter Mary.

70
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It was a commitment
to values.

71
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The value of hard work.

72
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The value of family.

73
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The value of giving back.

74
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I know for me,

75
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The values of James
Walter Ellison live on.

76
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Dad?

77
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Six minutes to sum
up a whole life.

78
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Kind of makes you think,
doesn't it?

79
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An old black guy
playing the blues.

80
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That's original.

81
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Dude, shut up.

82
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Awesome.

83
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Ron, what are you doing?

84
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Death.

85
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It's heavy shit.

86
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Just takin' the edge off,
no big deal.

87
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Okay, but if a guest
came in and saw you,

88
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Henry, please,
don't worry about,

89
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These guys are cool.

90
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Oh right, because
they're black,

91
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They're cool with
the wait staff

92
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Getting high at their
loved one's funeral.

93
00:04:02,071 --> 00:04:03,338
God, doesn't that
blow your mind?

94
00:04:03,405 --> 00:04:05,640
One minute he's alive,
next minute he's dead?

95
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"dust in the wind."
that's all we.

96
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All right.

97
00:04:13,983 --> 00:04:16,751
You're busting me
for getting high.

98
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Come on, don't
see the irony there?

99
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I do and I don't like it,

100
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But I need you at the bar, Ron.

101
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You okay?

102
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Am I, Henry?

103
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Am I, I got a dead-end job,
no woman, no.

104
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I mean, are you
mentally capable

105
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Of performing simple tasks?

106
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Don't worry about me, Henry.

107
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I was pretty much constantly
high from 1987 until 2002.

108
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Okay?

109
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So I can manage myself.

110
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You just relax.

111
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Relax, honey,

112
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It's a lovely reception,
you did great.

113
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It's just, none of the
Phoenix people showed.

114
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For all the time he spent
in that office.

115
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Excuse me,
I'm sorry.

116
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Can I get either
of you anything?

117
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Oh no thank you, thanks.

118
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The girl is getting something
for me, thank you.

119
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I'm sorry for your loss.

120
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Seems like he
was a good man.

121
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That he was.

122
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You married?

123
00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:22,083
Me, no.

124
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Girlfriend?
Yeah.

125
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Little tip
about relationships.

126
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Forget fireworks.

127
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You don't want something
that blows up all bright,

128
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Then fades.

129
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Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
Sure.

130
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Know what love is?

131
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It's a crockpot.

132
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Not flashy, not exciting,

133
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But cooks on low heat, day in,
day out, and won't fade.

134
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That's what you want.

135
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I'm guessing
your girlfriend's

136
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Has got herself
a crockpot.

137
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What?

138
00:06:02,191 --> 00:06:04,425
You crockpot.

139
00:06:04,493 --> 00:06:09,330
So did he die at peace,
or was he, you know, murdered?

140
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Good, thank you
so much for coming.

141
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You're welcome.

142
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If you could come with us?

143
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You.

144
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This way.

145
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Excuse me sir.

146
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You're awesome.

147
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The blues.

148
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Yeah, I'm in
a band, I know.

149
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That's where it
all started.

150
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Do you think you could
you...Teach me.

151
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The guitar?

152
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No, the blues.

153
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What it's about.

154
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What it really is,
that'd be, awesome.

155
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Mmm, I don't know whether I can
really explain it in words.

156
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It's more something
you live.

157
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Like, the black experience.

158
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And having stuff
to be blue about.

159
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Oh, yeah.

160
00:07:01,617 --> 00:07:04,619
Like, I did this movie,

161
00:07:04,686 --> 00:07:06,621
Supposed to get me
on the b list, okay.

162
00:07:06,688 --> 00:07:08,856
Well it goes
straight to video.

163
00:07:08,924 --> 00:07:11,426
Yeah, and this yoga model
I was hooking up with

164
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Stopped calling,
and my xbox is weird,

165
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It's like
nothing's going right.

166
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Well, maybe I can try,

167
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Sorta like give you
a feel for it.

168
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Yeah, okay.

169
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Gimme your belt.

170
00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:27,175
You want my belt?

171
00:07:27,242 --> 00:07:28,810
You want to experience
the blues,

172
00:07:28,877 --> 00:07:30,945
Start by giving me
your belt.

173
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Experience getting
whipped, like slaves...

174
00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:36,684
What? No.

175
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What's wrong with you?

176
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That's a nice belt.

177
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It's donna karan.

178
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So are we gonna
switching belts?

179
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No. I'm taking your belt.

180
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Because the blues is
about what you don't have?

181
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Don't try to understand.

182
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Just experience.

183
00:07:51,133 --> 00:07:54,969
Right, okay, experiencing
having no a belt.

184
00:07:55,037 --> 00:07:56,103
And get me a squirt.

185
00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:57,104
Casey's on drinks.

186
00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:59,140
Oh she wanna learn
about the blues?

187
00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:01,742
Oh, this is part
of the experience, okay.

188
00:08:01,810 --> 00:08:02,810
Got it, got it.

189
00:08:02,878 --> 00:08:04,011
And a plate of shrimp.

190
00:08:04,079 --> 00:08:05,513
We have shrimp puffs.

191
00:08:05,581 --> 00:08:06,681
Pick out the shrimp.

192
00:08:06,748 --> 00:08:09,684
Okay, yeah...Like
picking cotton?

193
00:08:09,751 --> 00:08:11,419
What'd I say?

194
00:08:11,487 --> 00:08:14,055
Don't try to understand.

195
00:08:14,122 --> 00:08:16,123
Just experience.
Right, I got it.

196
00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:17,358
Thank you.

197
00:08:19,962 --> 00:08:21,762
So, the extra food is there,

198
00:08:21,830 --> 00:08:23,998
If you can just help her,
that'd be great.

199
00:08:24,066 --> 00:08:25,933
So, did you park in back?

200
00:08:26,001 --> 00:08:29,036
No, down the block?

201
00:08:29,104 --> 00:08:32,507
Oh, all right, well
I guess I could carry it,

202
00:08:32,574 --> 00:08:34,141
Or you could pull
around back.

203
00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:36,911
I don't know
what you're?

204
00:08:36,979 --> 00:08:39,213
Aren't you from
the shelter?

205
00:08:39,281 --> 00:08:41,816
I'm here for the funeral?

206
00:08:41,884 --> 00:08:43,584
Oh. I'm sorry.

207
00:08:50,325 --> 00:08:51,425
Oh shit...

208
00:08:53,428 --> 00:08:55,196
Are you...

209
00:08:55,264 --> 00:08:56,430
I'm... I'm...

210
00:08:56,498 --> 00:08:57,965
Were you close?

211
00:08:58,033 --> 00:08:59,300
Mom?

212
00:08:59,368 --> 00:09:00,501
In here, walter.

213
00:09:06,508 --> 00:09:10,878
Oh God, God, it's so
obvious, isn't it? No.

214
00:09:10,946 --> 00:09:13,314
I just wanted
to come say goodbye,

215
00:09:13,382 --> 00:09:16,951
But I stick out like
a sore thumb.

216
00:09:17,019 --> 00:09:18,386
Can I drink this?

217
00:09:18,453 --> 00:09:19,453
Yeah.

218
00:09:21,223 --> 00:09:23,991
Sorry, I was
just getting more...

219
00:09:24,059 --> 00:09:25,226
Sparkling water.

220
00:09:38,574 --> 00:09:41,208
You did good, my man.

221
00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:43,377
Sales leader of the year.

222
00:09:43,445 --> 00:09:45,346
Twice.

223
00:09:45,414 --> 00:09:47,682
Community
leadership award,

224
00:09:49,451 --> 00:09:53,287
Family and friends up there
talking about your legacy.

225
00:09:53,355 --> 00:09:56,290
That's a life, my friend,
that's a life.

226
00:09:56,358 --> 00:09:58,659
Resume like that,

227
00:09:58,727 --> 00:10:01,662
I'd feel pretty
good about being dead.

228
00:10:03,198 --> 00:10:05,099
I mean, what are they
gonna say about me?

229
00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:09,403
"here lies ronald wayne donald.

230
00:10:09,471 --> 00:10:12,206
Repeated first grade because he
couldn't figure out scissors.

231
00:10:14,076 --> 00:10:19,046
First in his class
to master a keg stand.

232
00:10:19,114 --> 00:10:21,349
Partied for twenty years,

233
00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:22,750
Ran a soup place
for five months.

234
00:10:22,818 --> 00:10:25,419
Never did anything.

235
00:10:25,487 --> 00:10:26,554
Never won anything.

236
00:10:26,622 --> 00:10:29,890
Never mattered.

237
00:10:29,958 --> 00:10:35,229
Now he's dead,
nobody cares,

238
00:10:35,297 --> 00:10:36,364
Got nothing
to put on the wall

239
00:10:36,431 --> 00:10:38,399
To show he ever
existed at all.

240
00:10:38,467 --> 00:10:40,901
Excuse me.

241
00:10:40,969 --> 00:10:43,170
Kind of an unspoken
time limit.

242
00:10:43,238 --> 00:10:44,305
How am I doing on time?

243
00:10:44,373 --> 00:10:45,740
You're done.
Okay.

244
00:10:49,511 --> 00:10:51,712
I don't know
if I can do this.

245
00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:53,714
I never imagined
it'd be like this.

246
00:10:53,782 --> 00:10:54,715
Like what?

247
00:10:54,783 --> 00:10:58,052
So...Black.

248
00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:59,687
Well, he was black...

249
00:10:59,755 --> 00:11:03,357
Not like this, all,
fancy pants

250
00:11:03,425 --> 00:11:07,662
Naacp award
I'm-so-great stuffy.

251
00:11:07,729 --> 00:11:09,930
They thought
I was hired help.

252
00:11:09,998 --> 00:11:11,999
The James I knew
was a free spirit,

253
00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,334
He hung with everyone.

254
00:11:13,402 --> 00:11:15,102
Just be one of them.

255
00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:16,637
And if anyone asks.

256
00:11:16,705 --> 00:11:19,740
"I knew James from the Phoenix
office of dunn bradshaw."

257
00:11:19,808 --> 00:11:21,042
That's right,
and no one will know

258
00:11:21,109 --> 00:11:22,743
Because no one
from Phoenix came.

259
00:11:22,811 --> 00:11:25,112
It's just,
I'm a terrible liar.

260
00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:27,882
It's not lying,
it's acting.

261
00:11:27,949 --> 00:11:29,383
I was an actor,
it's easy.

262
00:11:29,451 --> 00:11:31,886
You just use the true bits,
ke the fake bits.

263
00:11:31,953 --> 00:11:33,821
And that's acting?

264
00:11:33,889 --> 00:11:34,722
Most actors aren't
very bright,

265
00:11:34,790 --> 00:11:36,624
So it has to be simple.

266
00:11:36,692 --> 00:11:37,692
Thank you, Henry.

267
00:11:37,759 --> 00:11:39,226
No problem.

268
00:11:41,229 --> 00:11:42,797
Hey, three whites.

269
00:11:42,864 --> 00:11:45,332
What is going on with
you and that woman?

270
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,102
Oh nothing.

271
00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:49,970
You're the worst
actor I've ever seen

272
00:11:50,038 --> 00:11:51,505
In my entire life.
What do you mean?

273
00:11:51,573 --> 00:11:53,074
It's so obvious you're
lying to me right now.

274
00:11:53,141 --> 00:11:54,275
What was that?

275
00:11:54,342 --> 00:11:56,243
Okay, that woman.

276
00:11:56,311 --> 00:11:58,012
What, she's the dead
guy's mistress,

277
00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,748
And that kid's
his love child?

278
00:12:00,816 --> 00:12:03,284
Wait are you... fuckin' serious,
is it that obvious?

279
00:12:03,351 --> 00:12:04,385
Are you serious?

280
00:12:04,453 --> 00:12:06,120
Are you serious...

281
00:12:06,188 --> 00:12:07,421
That's really what it
is I just guess...

282
00:12:07,489 --> 00:12:09,223
White wine.

283
00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:10,691
What's that lady from

284
00:12:10,759 --> 00:12:13,127
The shelter doing still here?

285
00:12:13,195 --> 00:12:17,364
Oh, she's not from the shelter,
she's here to pay her respects.

286
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:19,400
I've never seen her before.

287
00:12:19,468 --> 00:12:22,136
She said she's from
the Phoenix office.

288
00:12:22,204 --> 00:12:23,771
Well, at least
someone showed up.

289
00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:26,941
Worst actor ever?

290
00:12:27,008 --> 00:12:29,043
I know why you're
doing this why?

291
00:12:29,111 --> 00:12:31,078
Because that woman
called you a crockpot.

292
00:12:31,146 --> 00:12:32,680
Ah no. And I'm not, so.

293
00:12:32,748 --> 00:12:34,148
Yeah cause your
life is boring

294
00:12:34,216 --> 00:12:36,150
So you're creating
melodrama.

295
00:12:36,218 --> 00:12:38,853
No, I'm just trying to
help that woman out.

296
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,621
If the widow finds out...

297
00:12:40,689 --> 00:12:43,324
Which she won't.
Because I am coaching that girl.

298
00:12:43,391 --> 00:12:46,694
Oh, well in that case.

299
00:12:49,965 --> 00:12:51,866
Hey, honey, who's that?

300
00:12:51,933 --> 00:12:54,702
I don't know. I think she might
be from the Phoenix office,

301
00:12:54,770 --> 00:12:56,737
Oh. I saw her come in,
and I was like,

302
00:12:56,805 --> 00:12:59,607
Who here came down with
a case of jungle fever.

303
00:12:59,674 --> 00:13:02,476
Right, like any of these guys.

304
00:13:02,544 --> 00:13:04,078
Actually,
you got it reversed.

305
00:13:04,146 --> 00:13:06,313
Her after him,
that's jungle fever.

306
00:13:06,381 --> 00:13:08,182
I think it
applies generally.

307
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:10,818
No, technically,
it's white on black.

308
00:13:10,886 --> 00:13:12,753
Because black people
live in the jungle.

309
00:13:12,821 --> 00:13:14,722
Not all, obvusly.

310
00:13:14,790 --> 00:13:16,490
Just no white people do.

311
00:13:16,558 --> 00:13:18,826
What term would you use
to refer to a black person

312
00:13:18,894 --> 00:13:20,461
Lusting after
a white person.

313
00:13:20,529 --> 00:13:22,930
Temperate deciduous fever,
fjord fever...

314
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,267
These're just facts
of semantics,

315
00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:27,835
I'm not being racist.

316
00:13:27,903 --> 00:13:29,069
I'm post-racial.

317
00:13:29,137 --> 00:13:30,471
People are people.

318
00:13:30,539 --> 00:13:32,807
If you're cool,
you're cool.

319
00:13:32,874 --> 00:13:34,141
If you're an ass,
you're an ass.

320
00:13:34,209 --> 00:13:35,810
Exactly.

321
00:13:41,483 --> 00:13:42,716
What're you doing?

322
00:13:42,784 --> 00:13:46,453
That old bluesman is teaching me
understand the blues.

323
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,255
What is that suppose to
help you understand?

324
00:13:48,323 --> 00:13:50,491
Oh well, not just really
to understand more...

325
00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:51,759
More just experience.

326
00:13:53,562 --> 00:13:54,929
Experience the blues.

327
00:13:54,996 --> 00:13:56,397
Right.

328
00:13:56,464 --> 00:14:00,434
Guess you could say
I done that.

329
00:14:02,304 --> 00:14:04,905
♪ ah got no woman, ♪

330
00:14:04,973 --> 00:14:09,643
♪ mm...Lost the lease
to my Camaro, ♪

331
00:14:09,711 --> 00:14:12,580
♪ I got a dead-end
job, girl. ♪

332
00:14:12,647 --> 00:14:14,315
♪ I got a dead-end job. ♪

333
00:14:14,382 --> 00:14:16,350
What accent is that?

334
00:14:16,418 --> 00:14:17,251
It's a blues accent.

335
00:14:17,319 --> 00:14:20,120
Sounded like indian
or jamaican.

336
00:14:20,188 --> 00:14:21,689
No it's a blues accent.

337
00:14:21,756 --> 00:14:23,357
It's more like.

338
00:14:25,093 --> 00:14:28,295
♪ workin' for the man, ♪

339
00:14:28,363 --> 00:14:31,398
♪ picking shrimp all day, ♪

340
00:14:31,466 --> 00:14:32,766
♪ ain't got no belt. ♪

341
00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:34,235
♪ where's your belt ♪

342
00:14:34,302 --> 00:14:37,838
Woo, singing!

343
00:14:37,906 --> 00:14:39,206
What are you singing?

344
00:14:39,274 --> 00:14:40,174
Thinking 'bout the blues.

345
00:14:40,242 --> 00:14:41,575
Yeah and life.

346
00:14:41,643 --> 00:14:42,576
Struggle.

347
00:14:42,644 --> 00:14:44,678
Like, does anything
matter,

348
00:14:44,746 --> 00:14:45,713
If death's just the end?

349
00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:46,714
Death is not the end.

350
00:14:46,781 --> 00:14:49,316
I can tell you
that one for sure.

351
00:14:49,384 --> 00:14:52,319
When my friend
peg's fiancee got shot,

352
00:14:52,387 --> 00:14:53,554
He haunted her apartment.

353
00:14:53,622 --> 00:14:54,622
Oh he got shot?

354
00:14:54,689 --> 00:14:56,056
Hunting accident.

355
00:14:56,124 --> 00:14:57,958
Yeah randy had this shirt

356
00:14:58,026 --> 00:14:59,026
With a big eagle on it,

357
00:14:59,094 --> 00:15:01,128
Came through the bushes,
and peg just.

358
00:15:03,632 --> 00:15:04,698
There's an eagle season?

359
00:15:04,766 --> 00:15:08,068
Duck. But you see wings,
you just react.

360
00:15:08,136 --> 00:15:10,004
But let me tell
you something

361
00:15:10,071 --> 00:15:12,373
Randy haunted
her plumbing

362
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:15,576
Until she had to move
into a different unit.

363
00:15:18,713 --> 00:15:21,148
♪ ain't got no bed ♪

364
00:15:30,859 --> 00:15:33,127
No you go high,
I'm gonna go low.

365
00:15:33,194 --> 00:15:39,934
♪ ain't got no bed... ♪

366
00:15:40,001 --> 00:15:40,935
Not bad.

367
00:15:41,002 --> 00:15:42,002
Pretty good, huh?

368
00:15:42,070 --> 00:15:43,704
Thank you so much
for coming.

369
00:15:46,908 --> 00:15:49,343
Mary, who is that?

370
00:15:51,713 --> 00:15:53,414
She's from the
Phoenix office.

371
00:15:53,481 --> 00:15:55,916
Oh someone did come.
Well that's nice.

372
00:15:55,984 --> 00:15:58,519
Well, he certainly does seem
to have been well loved.

373
00:16:01,423 --> 00:16:04,091
Yes, he was a good man.

374
00:16:04,159 --> 00:16:05,125
You married?

375
00:16:05,193 --> 00:16:07,094
Ah looking.

376
00:16:07,162 --> 00:16:09,129
Well, you should do
what I did.

377
00:16:09,197 --> 00:16:11,498
Find yourself
a crockpot.

378
00:16:15,637 --> 00:16:18,205
Hey, mind if I ask
you a question?

379
00:16:18,273 --> 00:16:21,075
Your parents, is that like
a one of each, kind of thing?

380
00:16:21,142 --> 00:16:22,076
Yeah.

381
00:16:22,143 --> 00:16:24,144
Grt, you might know this.

382
00:16:24,212 --> 00:16:26,714
Jungle fever,
is it only when a caucasian

383
00:16:26,781 --> 00:16:28,549
Lusts after a black person?

384
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:36,056
All right, a plate
of shrimp and a squirt.

385
00:16:36,124 --> 00:16:38,158
These have tails.
Yes.

386
00:16:39,294 --> 00:16:40,327
No I thought...

387
00:16:40,395 --> 00:16:43,030
Ah... don't try
to understand.

388
00:16:43,098 --> 00:16:45,165
Clean it up, and think
about what you feeling,

389
00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:47,534
When you crawling
around down there.

390
00:16:47,602 --> 00:16:49,169
All right.

391
00:16:51,506 --> 00:16:52,606
I think I gettin' it.

392
00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:56,076
Everything okay?

393
00:16:56,144 --> 00:16:59,380
Yes, thank you,
that really helped.

394
00:16:59,447 --> 00:17:00,881
Can I drink this?

395
00:17:00,949 --> 00:17:02,449
Yeah.

396
00:17:02,517 --> 00:17:04,785
So my dad must
have been very popular

397
00:17:04,853 --> 00:17:06,153
At the Phoenix office.

398
00:17:06,221 --> 00:17:07,621
Oh. Yes, he.

399
00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:09,089
What department
were you in?

400
00:17:09,157 --> 00:17:12,059
The Phoenix office.

401
00:17:12,127 --> 00:17:13,560
Sales, didn't you say?

402
00:17:13,628 --> 00:17:15,429
Sales, that's
what I said.

403
00:17:15,497 --> 00:17:18,599
Sales is in LA.

404
00:17:18,666 --> 00:17:19,633
Is this is your son?

405
00:17:19,701 --> 00:17:21,769
Oh, yes. Walter.

406
00:17:21,836 --> 00:17:23,170
Walter?

407
00:17:23,238 --> 00:17:25,005
That's my dad's
middle name?

408
00:17:25,073 --> 00:17:25,906
It's a popular name.

409
00:17:25,974 --> 00:17:27,641
Oh, my fucking God.

410
00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:29,109
My dad?
And you?

411
00:17:29,177 --> 00:17:31,345
And fuckin' kid?

412
00:17:31,413 --> 00:17:34,681
I just wanted
to say goodbye.

413
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:35,749
I shouldn't have come.

414
00:17:35,817 --> 00:17:37,217
Get her out of here,
now.

415
00:17:37,285 --> 00:17:38,485
I don't really do that.

416
00:17:38,553 --> 00:17:41,255
I'm throwing
a perfect reception

417
00:17:41,322 --> 00:17:42,923
For my mother's
perfect husband,

418
00:17:42,991 --> 00:17:45,392
And there's no way
on today of all days

419
00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:47,061
My mother's gonna
find out...

420
00:17:47,128 --> 00:17:48,228
Hello.

421
00:17:48,296 --> 00:17:49,463
I'm Diane.

422
00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:51,565
I heard you're
from the Phoenix office?

423
00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:53,667
Vanna Demilo.

424
00:17:53,735 --> 00:17:54,868
She's in sales.

425
00:17:54,936 --> 00:17:56,837
I am so glad you came.

426
00:17:56,905 --> 00:17:58,405
He spent so much time there,

427
00:17:58,473 --> 00:17:59,807
I'd love to hear about it.

428
00:17:59,874 --> 00:18:01,475
Come, come.

429
00:18:07,549 --> 00:18:11,819
What the hell is
wrong with you people?

430
00:18:11,886 --> 00:18:13,153
White people?

431
00:18:13,221 --> 00:18:16,290
Hey I'm from
sunrise shelters?

432
00:18:16,357 --> 00:18:18,859
Hey, Ron!

433
00:18:18,927 --> 00:18:20,961
Can you show this guy
the extra food in back, please?

434
00:18:22,430 --> 00:18:24,131
I mean men!
Why can't you keep

435
00:18:24,199 --> 00:18:26,400
Your goddamn brains
in your pants.

436
00:18:26,468 --> 00:18:27,868
Give me a scotch.

437
00:18:27,936 --> 00:18:30,871
Look, it doesn't matter,
you know, they'll talk.

438
00:18:30,939 --> 00:18:33,207
She'll leave, and your mom will
never know the difference, okay.

439
00:18:33,274 --> 00:18:34,942
You better hope not.

440
00:18:35,009 --> 00:18:36,110
My theory, you know
that white girl,

441
00:18:36,177 --> 00:18:38,045
With the half-black kid?
Walter.

442
00:18:38,113 --> 00:18:41,982
Oh, I met that woman, she
is from the Phoenix office.

443
00:18:42,050 --> 00:18:43,750
Three whites
and a red please.

444
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:46,286
Dead guy, his middle
name is walter?

445
00:18:46,354 --> 00:18:47,988
Ten bucks says
that's his mistress.

446
00:18:48,056 --> 00:18:49,256
Roman, have you met Mary?

447
00:18:49,324 --> 00:18:50,958
Daughter of the deceased?

448
00:18:51,025 --> 00:18:52,693
Hey. You should
tell your mom.

449
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,528
No, no Roman, not now.

450
00:18:54,596 --> 00:18:57,431
What's more important, truth, or
protecting someone's feelings?

451
00:18:57,465 --> 00:19:00,134
"the truth will set you free."
martin luther king.

452
00:19:00,201 --> 00:19:02,102
No, actually, that's jesus.

453
00:19:02,170 --> 00:19:03,237
Also black.

454
00:19:03,304 --> 00:19:05,139
Shut it, white boy.

455
00:19:07,142 --> 00:19:08,876
It's obvious who has
the racial issues.

456
00:19:08,943 --> 00:19:11,979
Roman, remember time that
you made me that script

457
00:19:12,046 --> 00:19:13,380
About the
intelligent fungus?

458
00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:14,848
Which one?

459
00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:16,183
There's more than one?

460
00:19:16,251 --> 00:19:18,552
The one, there was
meteor that came down,

461
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:21,188
And the people they breath
in this fungus.

462
00:19:21,256 --> 00:19:22,890
"overlords of gron?"

463
00:19:22,957 --> 00:19:27,060
That was probably the worst
piece of writing

464
00:19:27,128 --> 00:19:29,263
I've ever read
in my entire life.

465
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,598
But I lied and I told
you that I liked it,

466
00:19:31,666 --> 00:19:32,900
So I wouldn't
hurt your feelings.

467
00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:33,867
It's obvious you're
just saying this

468
00:19:33,935 --> 00:19:35,235
To refute my point.

469
00:19:35,303 --> 00:19:37,604
No, I would call Henry
and I would read him lines

470
00:19:37,672 --> 00:19:41,074
Over the phone and we
would just... oh we would laugh.

471
00:19:41,142 --> 00:19:43,577
"we are all descendants of gron"

472
00:19:43,645 --> 00:19:47,981
"you will be mere cells
in the super-brain."

473
00:19:48,049 --> 00:19:50,050
This does not change
the way I feel,

474
00:19:50,118 --> 00:19:51,818
It doesn't.
I'm glad you told me.

475
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,420
Try to be
constructive next time.

476
00:19:53,488 --> 00:19:55,889
Okay. Never show
that to anybody involved

477
00:19:55,957 --> 00:19:58,759
In the film industry,
ever.

478
00:19:58,826 --> 00:20:00,127
There you go.

479
00:20:05,967 --> 00:20:07,868
So through there.

480
00:20:09,337 --> 00:20:11,438
Makes you think, doesn't it.

481
00:20:11,506 --> 00:20:14,942
This is it.

482
00:20:15,009 --> 00:20:16,243
End of the line.

483
00:20:28,122 --> 00:20:29,790
Hey you want one, man?

484
00:20:29,857 --> 00:20:30,824
Sure.

485
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,334
Makes you think
doesn't it buddy?

486
00:20:43,137 --> 00:20:45,305
We're dead way longer
than we're alive.

487
00:20:47,742 --> 00:20:49,543
In a box,
excuse me...

488
00:20:49,611 --> 00:20:53,680
Six feet under.

489
00:20:53,748 --> 00:20:54,815
That's life.

490
00:20:57,218 --> 00:20:59,119
Non-existence,
for eternity.

491
00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:08,095
Oh wow, all right,
that's freaky.

492
00:21:10,098 --> 00:21:12,933
Hey buddy,
the latch is ah...

493
00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:14,401
There's no latch in here.

494
00:21:14,469 --> 00:21:16,303
Can you open it
up for me outside?

495
00:21:19,007 --> 00:21:21,174
Hey. Hey!

496
00:21:21,242 --> 00:21:22,175
Oh come on!

497
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,147
No, no, no, no!

498
00:21:27,215 --> 00:21:29,216
No, no, no, no!

499
00:21:29,284 --> 00:21:30,717
There's just so much
archeological evidence

500
00:21:30,785 --> 00:21:31,752
That supports
the fact that jesus

501
00:21:31,819 --> 00:21:32,753
Was african american.

502
00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:33,987
And the pyramids?

503
00:21:34,055 --> 00:21:35,956
Nubian pharaohs?

504
00:21:36,024 --> 00:21:37,591
I mean homeboy was dark.

505
00:21:37,659 --> 00:21:38,759
Who's the white chick
with the kid?

506
00:21:41,629 --> 00:21:43,063
She's from Phoenix.

507
00:21:43,131 --> 00:21:45,532
James did spend a lot
of time in Phoenix.

508
00:21:47,201 --> 00:21:48,535
Haystack head.

509
00:21:48,603 --> 00:21:49,770
You missed a spot.

510
00:21:51,272 --> 00:21:53,307
Kyle, what the hell
are you doing down there?

511
00:21:53,374 --> 00:21:54,808
I'm learning
about the blues,

512
00:21:54,876 --> 00:21:56,343
Something you
wouldn't understand, man.

513
00:21:58,513 --> 00:22:02,215
Sorry, I just can't
take any more.

514
00:22:02,283 --> 00:22:03,650
Stand up, kid,

515
00:22:05,753 --> 00:22:07,688
He's a goddamn dentist.

516
00:22:07,755 --> 00:22:11,325
I got him the how-to-play
guitar videos when he retired!

517
00:22:25,406 --> 00:22:29,643
This is the naacp
community image award.

518
00:22:29,711 --> 00:22:31,144
Oh he was so proud of that.

519
00:22:31,212 --> 00:22:34,614
That's a side of him we
never saw in Phoenix.

520
00:22:34,682 --> 00:22:37,584
Ed, my ex, he was
also very proud

521
00:22:37,652 --> 00:22:38,652
Of his race.

522
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:39,686
He had an award.

523
00:22:39,754 --> 00:22:41,955
Oh he sounds like
a very good man.

524
00:22:43,891 --> 00:22:45,525
And what about
your boy's daddy?

525
00:22:45,593 --> 00:22:46,793
Actually,
vanna was just...

526
00:22:46,861 --> 00:22:49,529
Passed away, actually.

527
00:22:49,597 --> 00:22:50,997
Oh, I'm so sorry.

528
00:22:51,065 --> 00:22:54,167
No, it feels good
to talk about it.

529
00:22:54,235 --> 00:22:55,469
He was a good man.

530
00:22:55,536 --> 00:22:59,606
A lot like your husband,
but more of a free spirit.

531
00:22:59,674 --> 00:23:01,808
With us, it
was just, fireworks

532
00:23:01,876 --> 00:23:03,377
Excuse me would anyone
like anything,

533
00:23:03,444 --> 00:23:05,112
Or maybe... maybe
are we done here?

534
00:23:05,179 --> 00:23:06,546
I'd like a club soda.

535
00:23:06,614 --> 00:23:07,681
Actually vanna was just...

536
00:23:07,749 --> 00:23:09,082
Whiskey and sprite.

537
00:23:09,150 --> 00:23:10,250
White wine.

538
00:23:10,318 --> 00:23:12,552
For me I would think,
who needs all that drama

539
00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:14,788
And excitement?
But you need some excitement.

540
00:23:14,856 --> 00:23:16,189
What'd be perfect is
to have two guys.

541
00:23:16,257 --> 00:23:17,858
One boring,
and one crazy.

542
00:23:19,927 --> 00:23:21,395
Mrs. Ellison?

543
00:23:21,462 --> 00:23:22,562
Morris haines.

544
00:23:22,630 --> 00:23:24,164
Head of the Phoenix branch.

545
00:23:24,232 --> 00:23:25,365
I'm so sorry
for your loss.

546
00:23:25,433 --> 00:23:27,134
Oh, thank you for coming.

547
00:23:27,201 --> 00:23:29,469
Well, if he could
visit us twice a year,

548
00:23:29,537 --> 00:23:31,605
It was only right I...
twice a year?

549
00:23:31,672 --> 00:23:33,840
He was in Phoenix
practically every month.

550
00:23:34,976 --> 00:23:37,244
You know vanna demilo.

551
00:23:37,311 --> 00:23:38,478
From sales department.

552
00:23:41,082 --> 00:23:46,086
I'm sorry...I shouldn't
have come.

553
00:23:46,988 --> 00:23:49,589
Oh, mama,
I'm sorry.

554
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,162
Oh, it's you?

555
00:23:55,229 --> 00:23:58,565
I always just assumed
it'd be some asian lady.

556
00:23:58,633 --> 00:23:59,800
Mom?

557
00:23:59,867 --> 00:24:00,801
Asian lady?

558
00:24:00,868 --> 00:24:03,737
He was very into asian ladies.

559
00:24:03,805 --> 00:24:05,672
Honey, I knew
he had someone.

560
00:24:05,740 --> 00:24:08,308
Your father was a good father,
a good husband

561
00:24:08,376 --> 00:24:10,510
And did well
at dunn and bradshaw,

562
00:24:10,578 --> 00:24:14,314
But if we had not had
an open relationship,

563
00:24:14,382 --> 00:24:16,850
We'd have been bored
to death years ago.

564
00:24:16,918 --> 00:24:19,186
Well, it's so nice
to meet you.

565
00:24:19,253 --> 00:24:21,254
Thank you very much
for coming.

566
00:24:21,322 --> 00:24:23,857
Excuse me, Mr. Haines,

567
00:24:23,925 --> 00:24:27,627
Did my husband ever tell you he
was cited by the city council?

568
00:24:27,695 --> 00:24:29,963
Oh the city council?

569
00:24:32,667 --> 00:24:34,534
Excuse me.

570
00:24:34,602 --> 00:24:36,903
Is this the
James Ellison funeral?

571
00:24:59,861 --> 00:25:01,127
Sir, sir,

572
00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:04,798
Sir, hey, I just
wanna say thank you.

573
00:25:04,866 --> 00:25:06,333
You know, I know you
were pulling my leg,

574
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,635
But I still feel
like I learned something.

575
00:25:08,703 --> 00:25:10,437
It was nothing to learn,
son.

576
00:25:10,505 --> 00:25:12,205
But, I still think I learned
something from it.

577
00:25:12,273 --> 00:25:13,373
It was a joke.

578
00:25:13,441 --> 00:25:15,375
Which is what I think
I learned from.

579
00:25:15,443 --> 00:25:17,244
It was a joke.

580
00:25:19,447 --> 00:25:21,047
I totally get it.

581
00:25:23,351 --> 00:25:26,052
Oh hey, I found them,

582
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,087
It wasn't easy it was
in his mouth.

583
00:25:27,154 --> 00:25:28,321
Oh, God!

584
00:25:28,389 --> 00:25:29,656
Who's mouth?
The dead guy.

585
00:25:29,724 --> 00:25:30,724
The dead guy's mouth?

586
00:25:30,791 --> 00:25:32,425
So funny, I can't even
say dead guy

587
00:25:32,493 --> 00:25:33,560
Without you guys
freakin' out.

588
00:25:34,629 --> 00:25:36,162
Oh my God!

589
00:25:42,336 --> 00:25:44,538
Henry!
Ron.

590
00:25:44,605 --> 00:25:48,008
Are you real?
Am I alive?

591
00:25:48,075 --> 00:25:49,876
Yes, on both counts.

592
00:25:49,944 --> 00:25:52,779
Oh, my God, Henry.

593
00:25:52,847 --> 00:25:54,948
I saw everything.

594
00:25:59,487 --> 00:26:01,521
I need to change
my entire life.

595
00:26:03,758 --> 00:26:05,091
Don't open the bottom half,

596
00:26:05,159 --> 00:26:07,159
I have an erection
for some reason.

597
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:13,000
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