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Previously on Nurse Jackie...
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Had this been an actual broken bone,
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- Fiona's arm would be quite bruised.
- Real blood,
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fake cast.
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I think it would be good to be a patient.
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Talked to Kevin about your
idea of a gift for the girls
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and I... it just makes him uncomfortable.
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Every interaction is stored
in the Pill-o-Matix memory.
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I think it's totally inappropriate to have
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this meeting in front of Eddie.
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Your shitty pill dispenser
is replacing me.
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- What up?
- Is your face different?
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Yeah. I trimmed my goatee.
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Looks good.
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- I do not like that guy.
- I do not care.
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Take it up with H.R.
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I'd be happy to go to H.R.
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Shouldn't you be peeing
in a cup somewhere?
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Shouldn't you?
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When I get nervous, I act out
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with inappropriate sexual touches.
It's like Tourette's.
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- Yo, Eddie, what's up?
- Hey.
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Oh my God, he's completely mad.
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Then everyone said
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I had the coolest show-and-tell ever.
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And Dr. O'Hara took a big saw
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and cut off my cast.
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And she was wearing a
really pretty purple dress
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with high heels.
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I know, honey. I was there, remember?
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- You were?
- Yes.
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Eat your burger.
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She smells like flowers.
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Really? What do I smell like?
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I really want to send Fi
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to Immaculate Virgin with Grace.
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She's perfectly happy where she is.
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Well, I'm not. This year, last year,
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both teachers calling our
parenting into question?
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- It's none of their goddamn business.
- No, I don't disagree,
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but where's the money gonna come from?
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No. We're not taking handouts from O'Hara
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- or anyone.
- It's not a handout.
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And it's not for us. It's for the girls.
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Jackie, I'm not having this
conversation again, okay?
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- You gotta promise me.
- All right.
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Well, we can figure something out.
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You need to hear me.
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You need to promise me that we're
not going to take that money.
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Okay, I promise.
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Okay.
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Mommy, can I have Grace's French fries?
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Why, where's Grace?
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She's in the bathroom.
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She said she needed some privacy.
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Why does she need privacy? She's a kid.
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Grace, you okay?
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Grace, open the door.
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Hey, you okay? What's going on?
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- Nothing.
- You sure?
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I gotta call Dr. Bowen and
find out what's going on
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at those sessions.
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She's not gonna tell you
what they talk about.
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Dr. Bowen said Grace will open
up about it when she wants to.
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That's a bunch of crap. I am her mother.
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When she's ready to talk to you,
sweetie, she will.
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How am I supposed to help her
if everything is a secret?
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Hi. I need a money order, please.
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Ooh! Full moon, totally called it.
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- Asshole.
- Totally called it.
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How is this tangled already?
This day is already too long.
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A little help here!
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Took a while to bring it up
because it's always a difficult
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- discussion to have.
- Why, 'cause you make more than he does?
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No, it's no fun to talk about
money when you don't have any.
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Whoa-oh! It itches! It itches!
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- Get it off!
- Fun when you did it, not so fun now!
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So anyway, he agreed.
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He finally agreed to let you set up
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a college fund for the girls.
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If I believe in crying at work,
I would be tearing up.
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- I'm thrilled!
- Yes, but instead of a college fund,
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can we make it an education fund? 'Cause
I really want to get Fiona into private
schoo...
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- Yes yes yes yes yes! Whoo!
- Wait, my back, my back!
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Oh my God, sorry sorry sorry! Sorry.
Sorry. You all right?
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Stab wound, upper abdomen...
he's losing a lot of blood.
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I'm really happy about this, Jacks.
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Kind of slow there, Jackie.
Where's the hustle?
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Prepare to die.
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That guy in three peed all over my shoes.
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- That sucks.
- It's fine.
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I'm riding a pink cloud.
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- Oh-ooh.
- It's an A.A. thing.
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It means I'm in a good mood.
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Oh. I swear if hostess made
a pink cloud, I'd eat it.
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I wish they had better snacks here.
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The whole place is sub-par.
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I launch a killer campaign
to bring in better patients
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and no one around here knows how
to take it to the next level.
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You're good.
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I'm like a shark, man.
If I'm not moving, I'm dying.
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White male, 30s, head trauma,
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picked him up at the Carlton Hotel.
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Looks like it could be D.V.
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What's a D.V.? Is that serious?
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Domestic violence... is that true?
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Well, yeah, I guess.
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I hit him, but only after he hit me.
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Oh come on, Suzy, you beat me on the head
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with a jar of cashews.
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- Oh, expensive.
- Tell me about it.
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- And she kicked me.
- You want to tell them everything? Go ahead.
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Look, I'm done with this. Why don't you go
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call your mother and
complain about me some more?
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- Oh, fuck you.
- Okay. All right.
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- Calm down.
- He deserves it.
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- You deserve it!
- Hey! Back off.
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You're all right. You're okay.
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Okay. Don't worry, honey. With a little
extra pressure here we'll get it to stop.
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Can I get a hand in here, please?
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Zoey?
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Thor?
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Sam? Anybody?
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- Is there a problem?
- Yes, I got a pumper here.
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Can you jump in, please?
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Yes. Thank you.
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Up just a bit.
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No one met us at the bay.
This guy needs an E.K.G.
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220 over 100, chest pains,
but no history of M.I.
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- Oh Jesus.
- Good?
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Yeah yeah yeah. Yes. Go. Go.
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Let's get him on the bed!
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Okay, I need you to be still.
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Okay, I'm gonna get you
something for the pain.
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Gloria, I'll keep an eye
on your E.K.G., okay?
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- You get me four... morphine.
- Deal.
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Gotta go find out where
these other fuckers are.
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- What is this?
- Broken. Again.
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All right, everyone, listen very carefully
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because I'm only gonna say this once.
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This machine is a piece of shit.
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I think I'll say it again.
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This machine is a piece of shit!
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What do you need?
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Look, I'm fine.
It's just a little headache.
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Let me get out of here.
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Indulge me.
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Follow my finger.
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Can you smile for me?
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Clench your teeth.
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That's easy for him to do.
He's from Connecticut.
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Well, the money never seemed
to bother you, did it?
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Money's not the problem, Timothy.
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Can I speak to you outside for a minute?
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Um, look, he's got a
pretty serious head gash
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and clearly, the two of
you have some issues.
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You don't know the half of it.
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I need a diet coke.
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Thor, can you give Suzy a tour
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of the vending machines, please?
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You betcha. They're
beautiful this time of year.
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The skittles are in bloom.
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So what happened?
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I told her we couldn't
go away every weekend.
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She threw a jar of nuts at my head
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and before she could
throw the whole mini-bar,
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- I shoved her back.
- Dude, you can't hit a woman.
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Well, I had to defend myself.
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There is no excuse for hitting a woman...
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- ever.
- Well it's not like I make a habit of this,
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but she pushed me too far.
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Jackie?
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Uh, no, I don't think
men should hit women,
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but if someone bashes you in
the head without provocation,
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you have the right to
defend yourself.
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No, you don't, not if you're a guy
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and the hitter is a woman.
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- Well, I disagree.
- Yeah, me too.
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So you're advocating
violence against women?
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No, of course not. I'm just
saying it's a two-way street.
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I can't believe I'm standing here
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listening to this insanity.
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You're a little touchy. What's up?
The modeling career petering out?
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You're all fuckin' nuts.
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He'll be right back.
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Hi, Dr. Bowen. Yes,
thanks for getting back to me.
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Yeah, I'm sorry about the voicemails.
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Uh, I'm just a little
perplexed about why, uh,
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you can't tell me what's going on
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with the therapy sessions with Grace.
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I mean, I know it's her time,
but I really do
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need to know what's going on.
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Uh, can you tell her
that maybe she can share
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some of what... what she talks about?
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Okay. Great.
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All right, that's something. Thanks. Bye.
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Hey, guys. What's going on?
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I got knocked out of the bike lane
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by this tiny-ass woman
in a big-butt S.U.V.
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Yeah, it totally wasn't his fault.
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And she didn't stop.
She was on her cell phone...
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an LG 280. That's like six years old.
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I was like I can't believe
these still exist.
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I have an insurance card.
I'm a full-time student.
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You so don't have to call my parents.
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Where'd you get hit?
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Well, um, I got clipped in the leg,
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and when I fell, I heard this crack.
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And it pretty much felt
like my hip was on fire.
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Uh, Zoey, can I get a wheelchair?
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Dude, do you want me to go back to
the dorm, get your anthro paper,
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- bring it in when I turn in mine?
- Yeah, could you just
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- spellcheck it one more time?
- Okay.
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- You're in good hands.
- Okay, so should I go?
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I mean, I could go and then come back.
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He'll be with me. He'll be fine.
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Awww.
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Later.
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So, the Pill-o-Matix is a piece of shit?
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I'd forgotten. When you're a nurse,
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if you say something in
one part of the hospital,
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it will always trickle
back to the station.
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Yeah, it's a piece of shit.
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So get rid of it. Get a new one.
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The patient in three is
screaming for pain meds.
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- Can somebody do that?
- Yes, when somebody asks nicely.
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You'll be happy to know I'm gonna
begin interviewing for a pharmacist.
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I've already put in a
call to Eddie Walzer.
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Awesome!
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Seriously, there's a doctor here
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- that's not gonna be psyched to have him back.
- You want to bring Eddie
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back to the pharmacy? Am I wrong
or wasn't this a budgetary issue?
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Between paying for the machine,
the repairs
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and the security I had to hire
to guard the goddamn thing,
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it was more expensive.
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That doesn't mean that Eddie
Walzer's the solution.
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I mean, I'm sure there's lots
of great candidates out there.
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Isn't she great? She's so loyal.
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Out of sight out of mind,
just like the guy in three
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who needs pain meds now.
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Look, nurse to nurse,
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this is not about the doctors.
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This decision directly affects the nurses.
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Eddie kinda lost it when
the Pill-o-Matix came.
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00:12:51,094 --> 00:12:54,864
- It's not that he wasn't good at his job, but...
- All right.
247
00:12:57,334 --> 00:12:59,101
Hey, I don't want to interrupt your flow,
248
00:12:59,135 --> 00:13:00,736
but I kind of have something
important to do today.
249
00:13:00,770 --> 00:13:04,573
Are you asking for time off?
Today? Right now? This day?!
250
00:13:04,608 --> 00:13:07,443
Reconsider!
251
00:13:14,584 --> 00:13:17,653
It's been so great
having you on the floor.
252
00:13:17,687 --> 00:13:20,022
It's like when the president
goes to visit a factory
253
00:13:20,056 --> 00:13:22,258
for a day and he's all
in there with the people.
254
00:13:22,292 --> 00:13:24,326
Like you have been with us.
255
00:13:25,929 --> 00:13:28,530
Want some? Thor says they're in bloom.
256
00:13:36,706 --> 00:13:38,407
Everyone there is just out for themselves.
257
00:13:38,441 --> 00:13:40,476
I was trying to give
something back, you know?
258
00:13:40,510 --> 00:13:43,345
There was so much promise
in the face of All Saints.
259
00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:45,014
Now it's just gone to shit.
260
00:13:45,048 --> 00:13:46,682
Mm.
261
00:13:46,716 --> 00:13:48,217
That's a tough break, Coop.
262
00:13:48,251 --> 00:13:49,818
Yeah.
263
00:13:49,853 --> 00:13:52,021
I already feel better
talking to you about it.
264
00:13:53,590 --> 00:13:56,091
Hey, on the bright side,
Akalitus might want to bring you back.
265
00:13:57,260 --> 00:13:59,328
- No kidding?
- Yeah.
266
00:13:59,362 --> 00:14:01,563
I think your biggest
roadblock's gonna be Jackie.
267
00:14:01,598 --> 00:14:03,499
She thinks things are
fine the way they are.
268
00:14:05,635 --> 00:14:08,370
Yeah, well, it's a good thing Jackie
doesn't call all the shots, right?
269
00:14:08,405 --> 00:14:10,105
No shit.
270
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,776
You know what we need?
271
00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:15,811
A guys' night out. Hmm?
272
00:14:15,845 --> 00:14:17,746
Toss a few back, play some darts.
273
00:14:17,781 --> 00:14:21,083
- You free tonight?
- Actually, I already have plans with your pal Georgia.
274
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,320
Ugh. And I introduced the two of you.
275
00:14:24,354 --> 00:14:26,689
- How's that for the ultimate irony?
- What?
276
00:14:26,723 --> 00:14:30,059
Well, I want to hang out with you,
but you're busy
277
00:14:30,093 --> 00:14:32,227
because of me. It's ironic.
278
00:14:34,097 --> 00:14:36,732
I'll take your word for it.
279
00:14:36,766 --> 00:14:38,867
No no, it's ironic. Trust me.
280
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,275
Would you like some milk duds
with your sugar-free gum?
281
00:14:46,309 --> 00:14:47,876
No. Thanks.
282
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:51,447
It's a big day. I'm celebrating.
283
00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:54,817
- Six months sober today.
- Wow.
284
00:14:54,851 --> 00:14:56,385
Congratulations. That's a big deal.
285
00:14:56,419 --> 00:14:58,287
- Right?
- Yeah.
286
00:14:58,321 --> 00:15:00,122
So I was wondering if I could skip out
287
00:15:00,156 --> 00:15:02,157
for like an hour.
288
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:05,594
I'm working a double and I was hoping
to pick up my chip on the actual day.
289
00:15:05,628 --> 00:15:07,496
- My sponsor's gonna be there.
- Fine. Go.
290
00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:10,833
I, uh, you know...
I respect what you're doing.
291
00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:12,668
Thanks.
292
00:15:17,073 --> 00:15:19,308
Ooh, Jacks, good.
293
00:15:19,342 --> 00:15:21,377
- How do you want to do this?
- Do what?
294
00:15:21,411 --> 00:15:24,246
I'm just looking for a
quiet place to sit down.
295
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,748
The money...
296
00:15:25,782 --> 00:15:27,816
I can either pay the school directly
297
00:15:27,851 --> 00:15:29,818
or would you prefer it if
I just send you a check?
298
00:15:29,853 --> 00:15:32,721
I don't know. Would that be weird...
me just getting a big check?
299
00:15:32,756 --> 00:15:35,457
It's not a sweepstakes.
300
00:15:35,492 --> 00:15:37,192
It's a normal-size check
301
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,128
for an amount that won't
make me think twice.
302
00:15:42,866 --> 00:15:45,200
Have you eaten?
303
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,069
Coffee, banana, Vicodin.
304
00:15:47,103 --> 00:15:49,505
Breakfast of champions.
305
00:15:49,539 --> 00:15:53,042
Meanwhile, please step away
306
00:15:53,076 --> 00:15:55,744
from the gurney transfers
and the heavy lifting.
307
00:15:55,779 --> 00:15:59,314
You have Thor. He's a giant. Use him.
308
00:16:01,451 --> 00:16:03,118
And for the love of all
that's good and holy,
309
00:16:03,153 --> 00:16:05,888
- get an M.R.I.
- I almost don't want to see the damage.
310
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,364
Closer to godmother by the second.
311
00:16:15,398 --> 00:16:17,733
Okay, you know what? We can't
exactly rechristen the girls.
312
00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:19,668
Not... not that you would
not be great at it.
313
00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:21,236
I know. I know.
314
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:23,372
But if you and Kevin die
in a fiery plane crash,
315
00:16:23,406 --> 00:16:25,541
they will be mine.
316
00:16:25,575 --> 00:16:27,876
We don't get away very much.
317
00:16:27,911 --> 00:16:29,578
So let me pay for a trip!
318
00:16:31,548 --> 00:16:33,549
I feel so much better.
319
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:35,017
Pain meds.
320
00:16:35,051 --> 00:16:37,719
Sort of like four Captain Morgans and O.J.
321
00:16:37,754 --> 00:16:40,489
I'm not gonna throw up though, am I?
322
00:16:40,523 --> 00:16:43,192
- Highly unlikely.
- Hello. All right.
323
00:16:43,226 --> 00:16:47,396
Bad news I'm afraid. You've got
a hairline fracture in your hip.
324
00:16:47,430 --> 00:16:49,865
Ortho will be down for a consult,
325
00:16:49,899 --> 00:16:51,533
but basically it will be
about eight to 12 weeks
326
00:16:51,568 --> 00:16:53,769
- before you're healed.
- That's... that's a whole semester.
327
00:16:53,803 --> 00:16:55,437
Yeah, you should really
talk to your parents.
328
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,506
Um, do you think you could call them?
329
00:16:57,540 --> 00:17:00,275
They'd feel better hearing it
from someone older than me.
330
00:17:01,544 --> 00:17:03,078
Not by that much.
331
00:17:06,816 --> 00:17:09,451
I have to leave school
332
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,620
if I can't get around.
333
00:17:12,655 --> 00:17:14,623
- Do you have an iPhone?
- Yeah.
334
00:17:14,657 --> 00:17:16,625
Let me have it.
335
00:17:19,529 --> 00:17:21,263
- Why?
- Give it.
336
00:17:25,568 --> 00:17:27,069
Look sadder.
337
00:17:27,103 --> 00:17:29,738
- No, just stop. Please.
- Just do it.
338
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:36,845
Perfect.
339
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,114
Uh, email that to five girls you know
340
00:17:39,149 --> 00:17:42,618
and write "just mowed down by big rig.
341
00:17:42,652 --> 00:17:45,921
Truckers are dicks.
At All Saints right now.
342
00:17:45,955 --> 00:17:48,023
"What are you guys doing?"
343
00:17:49,192 --> 00:17:51,193
- And... and then what?
- Then wait.
344
00:17:56,733 --> 00:17:58,400
Okay.
345
00:17:58,434 --> 00:18:01,870
So we are almost caught up.
Thank you, Gloria,
346
00:18:01,905 --> 00:18:03,772
very much.
347
00:18:03,806 --> 00:18:05,507
It was my pleasure.
348
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,910
It's like riding a bike...
you never forget.
349
00:18:09,445 --> 00:18:11,146
Would you mind sticking around
for a little bit longer?
350
00:18:11,181 --> 00:18:13,215
Sam has been M.I.A. for over an hour.
351
00:18:13,249 --> 00:18:14,783
I don't know where he goes.
352
00:18:14,817 --> 00:18:16,985
This is not the first
time this has happened.
353
00:18:18,321 --> 00:18:20,522
I told that shit not to go anywhere.
354
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,591
Well...
355
00:18:25,328 --> 00:18:27,896
Son of a bitch.
356
00:18:27,931 --> 00:18:29,398
Dr. Cooper said you refused a CAT scan.
357
00:18:29,432 --> 00:18:30,933
I... I just want to get out of here.
358
00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:32,434
I am required to inform you
359
00:18:32,468 --> 00:18:34,269
you'll be leaving against medical advice.
360
00:18:34,304 --> 00:18:37,072
- That being said, you need to keep the stitches dry.
- Tim!
361
00:18:37,106 --> 00:18:40,008
What happened to you? I just got a
call from the insurance company.
362
00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:42,177
They're denying coverage because
you didn't pay the premium?
363
00:18:42,212 --> 00:18:44,580
Why don't you let me pay the bills?
364
00:18:46,349 --> 00:18:48,617
Who are you? Who is she?
365
00:18:56,459 --> 00:18:58,860
Oh God. Can I get a
hand over here, please?
366
00:18:58,895 --> 00:19:00,662
Oh! Easy, bro. Easy.
367
00:19:00,697 --> 00:19:02,831
Get him in the sled.
I'm right behind you. Go.
368
00:19:08,338 --> 00:19:10,305
He vomited blood... passed out.
369
00:19:12,675 --> 00:19:15,010
Oh wow. She really did kick him.
370
00:19:15,044 --> 00:19:17,479
- According to you, he probably deserved it.
- Excuse me?
371
00:19:17,513 --> 00:19:19,081
Yeah, let's all hit each other. Kumbaya.
372
00:19:19,115 --> 00:19:21,083
- Hey, guys...
- Dr. Cooper, watch the attitude.
373
00:19:21,117 --> 00:19:22,684
My attitude? You're
telling everybody
374
00:19:22,719 --> 00:19:24,686
to beat the crap out of each other,
to defend themselves.
375
00:19:24,721 --> 00:19:27,389
- And now look what happened.
- Dr. Cooper, I did not kick this man.
376
00:19:27,423 --> 00:19:29,024
Well, you might as well have,
377
00:19:29,058 --> 00:19:30,759
because you're a domestic
violence advocate.
378
00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:32,828
- And you're abusive to nurses.
- Uh, his B.P. is dropping.
379
00:19:32,862 --> 00:19:34,496
- I think we need to intubate.
- If I said half the shit
380
00:19:34,530 --> 00:19:36,565
that I wanted to, you'd be reduced
to tears on a daily basis.
381
00:19:36,599 --> 00:19:39,835
I hold back! You're lucky that
I have this much restraint!
382
00:19:39,869 --> 00:19:41,370
Dr. Cooper, pay attention!
383
00:19:41,404 --> 00:19:43,905
You need to pay attention!
384
00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:45,374
Aw, shit.
385
00:19:45,408 --> 00:19:47,843
Dude! Dude! What the hell?
386
00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:53,715
Guys! Guys! Enough!
387
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,251
- He hit me!
- Lenny, that thing, it's a tic.
388
00:19:56,286 --> 00:19:58,320
It's Tourette's. He can't help it.
389
00:19:58,354 --> 00:19:59,855
- It's a tic?
- Yes.
390
00:19:59,889 --> 00:20:01,957
Oh, man. Oh, man.
391
00:20:01,991 --> 00:20:03,992
- I'm so sorry.
- Dr. Cooper, get over here
392
00:20:04,027 --> 00:20:06,528
- and intubate your fucking patient.
- Dude, it was a reflex
393
00:20:06,562 --> 00:20:08,597
and I didn't know you had the tic thing.
394
00:20:08,631 --> 00:20:10,699
Find O'Hara. Go.
395
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,369
- What?
- I can't see. I can't see.
396
00:20:15,405 --> 00:20:17,005
Call respiratory.
397
00:20:18,574 --> 00:20:20,609
Fabulous! Who hit who first?
398
00:20:20,643 --> 00:20:24,680
Well, Dr. Cooper swung first,
but Lenny connected first.
399
00:20:25,648 --> 00:20:27,149
I think it's romantic.
400
00:20:27,183 --> 00:20:30,152
- He was defending your honor.
- I don't need defending.
401
00:20:30,186 --> 00:20:32,688
Oh, everyone needs defending.
402
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:38,026
Well, hello. And who are all of you?
403
00:20:38,061 --> 00:20:41,596
Oh, um, this is Bethany
and Tomisson and Jane.
404
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,899
Uh, they all offered to
help me till my hip heals.
405
00:20:43,933 --> 00:20:45,567
So I don't have to go home now.
406
00:20:45,601 --> 00:20:47,069
Yeah, we're all over it.
407
00:20:47,103 --> 00:20:48,704
We organized shifts for this week.
408
00:20:48,738 --> 00:20:50,305
Oh, how nice.
409
00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:52,874
- Thanks again for everything.
- Aw!
410
00:20:52,909 --> 00:20:55,344
Now get out of here, you crazy kids!
411
00:20:59,816 --> 00:21:02,050
That's not gonna end well.
412
00:21:02,085 --> 00:21:04,653
One of the great things
about having four sisters
413
00:21:04,687 --> 00:21:06,221
was I always had my own room.
414
00:21:06,255 --> 00:21:08,323
Oh, I bet they hated you.
415
00:21:08,358 --> 00:21:10,859
Yeah, I think they still do a little.
416
00:21:10,893 --> 00:21:14,329
Well, I think guys who are
raised around a lot of women
417
00:21:14,364 --> 00:21:16,231
grow up to be more trustworthy.
418
00:21:16,265 --> 00:21:18,567
They learn the big lessons early.
419
00:21:19,702 --> 00:21:21,103
Well, I have certainly learned
420
00:21:21,137 --> 00:21:23,505
- a lot of lessons from women.
- Hmm.
421
00:21:28,344 --> 00:21:30,512
Mm. It's Coop.
422
00:21:30,546 --> 00:21:33,749
Oh, shit. He's in... he's in the E.R.
423
00:21:33,783 --> 00:21:35,984
- He's always in the E.R.
- no, he says he's
424
00:21:36,018 --> 00:21:38,387
- a patient in the E.R.
- oh.
425
00:21:38,421 --> 00:21:40,389
Well, it's about time.
426
00:21:41,491 --> 00:21:44,025
I'm out, buddy.
427
00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:45,394
No no, it's on me, okay?
428
00:21:45,428 --> 00:21:47,229
- All right. Gracias.
- Bye.
429
00:21:50,533 --> 00:21:52,367
You disappeared for two hours
430
00:21:52,402 --> 00:21:54,403
after I specifically told you not to.
431
00:21:54,437 --> 00:21:55,871
That's insubordination.
432
00:21:55,905 --> 00:21:57,439
Well, Jackie said it was okay, I just...
433
00:21:57,473 --> 00:21:59,875
I don't want to hear it. I don't care.
434
00:21:59,909 --> 00:22:01,476
I'm putting you on probation.
435
00:22:09,585 --> 00:22:11,086
Mrs. A.?
436
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,488
I... never come in here.
437
00:22:14,690 --> 00:22:16,591
Just wanted to say it was...
438
00:22:18,127 --> 00:22:20,762
Fun to have you on the floor today.
439
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:22,764
Okay.
440
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:25,333
Well, thank you.
I miss it... being with patients.
441
00:22:27,770 --> 00:22:30,605
And I quite enjoyed your pithy remarks.
442
00:22:31,707 --> 00:22:33,842
I try.
443
00:22:39,982 --> 00:22:41,983
Well, bye bye.
444
00:22:45,254 --> 00:22:47,689
- I need to speak to the wife.
- Yes.
445
00:22:47,723 --> 00:22:49,925
Your husband is stabilized.
He had some internal bleeding,
446
00:22:49,959 --> 00:22:51,726
but we were able to catch it in time.
447
00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:53,662
So someone will take you to
see him in just a few minutes.
448
00:22:53,696 --> 00:22:56,097
- I can see him?
- No, you can't fucking see him.
449
00:22:56,132 --> 00:22:57,999
- You've done enough damage.
- He loves me.
450
00:22:58,034 --> 00:22:59,601
- Oh, please.
- I'm going.
451
00:22:59,635 --> 00:23:02,170
- I'm going.
- Okay, both of you sit down.
452
00:23:06,542 --> 00:23:08,910
What am I supposed to do here,
share my peanut butter crackers with her?
453
00:23:08,945 --> 00:23:11,713
No. What has to happen because...
454
00:23:11,747 --> 00:23:13,582
when... sh...
455
00:23:13,616 --> 00:23:15,250
When he first came in, sh...
456
00:23:15,284 --> 00:23:17,486
ordinarily, the wife... the husband...
457
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,622
uh... this woman is
your husband's...
458
00:23:21,591 --> 00:23:24,159
this woman is your husb...
459
00:23:24,193 --> 00:23:26,194
when he... all right.
460
00:23:26,229 --> 00:23:28,697
I know nothing about this sort of thing.
461
00:23:35,238 --> 00:23:37,939
Jackie Peyton, as I live and breathe.
462
00:23:37,974 --> 00:23:39,407
Hi. Hi. Hello.
463
00:23:39,442 --> 00:23:40,942
Georgia. Hi. We met at your...
464
00:23:40,977 --> 00:23:42,744
No, I remember. Yeah.
465
00:23:42,778 --> 00:23:45,547
- Do you know where Coop is?
- Oh yeah, um...
466
00:23:45,581 --> 00:23:47,682
- trauma, down the hall.
- Okay.
467
00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:49,284
What kind of doctor gets his nose broken?
468
00:23:54,023 --> 00:23:56,024
You're not gonna go visit your buddy Coop?
469
00:23:56,058 --> 00:23:57,559
Hey, I didn't break his nose.
470
00:23:57,593 --> 00:23:59,861
I'm just here with his friend.
471
00:24:02,732 --> 00:24:04,499
Got me in your orbit, baby.
472
00:24:04,534 --> 00:24:06,034
Ain't nothing you can do about it.
473
00:24:06,068 --> 00:24:08,103
You talking about the pharmacy?
474
00:24:08,137 --> 00:24:09,905
Because I don't care one way or the other.
475
00:24:09,939 --> 00:24:11,973
You can do what you want.
476
00:24:12,008 --> 00:24:13,909
I'm gonna.
477
00:24:13,943 --> 00:24:16,244
Why, Eddie? Why the fuck
would you want to come back?
478
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,382
Go be with your girlfriend.
479
00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:23,685
She's not my girlfriend.
480
00:24:27,256 --> 00:24:29,190
You know who my girlfriend is.
481
00:24:44,340 --> 00:24:45,974
Nice.
482
00:24:46,008 --> 00:24:47,676
It's gonna be straighter than before.
483
00:24:47,710 --> 00:24:49,544
What?
484
00:24:56,919 --> 00:24:58,820
Thanks.
485
00:25:00,356 --> 00:25:02,357
You know I'm fine.
486
00:25:02,391 --> 00:25:04,292
You don't need to stay here.
487
00:25:04,327 --> 00:25:06,127
It's the least I can do.
488
00:25:07,129 --> 00:25:09,497
You defended my honor.
489
00:25:11,067 --> 00:25:12,534
Would you mind if I suggested
something to watch?
490
00:25:12,568 --> 00:25:14,502
It won't all be sports.
491
00:25:14,537 --> 00:25:16,404
It's all yours.
492
00:25:31,253 --> 00:25:32,921
Wherever I am,
493
00:25:32,955 --> 00:25:35,657
- I feel you.
- Hmm.
494
00:25:43,332 --> 00:25:46,134
Grace, open the door!
495
00:25:46,168 --> 00:25:48,837
- Open the door!
- I've got it.
496
00:25:48,871 --> 00:25:50,772
I've got it. I've got it.
497
00:25:53,676 --> 00:25:55,810
Grace, honey,
498
00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:57,979
you cannot lock yourself in the bathroom.
499
00:25:58,014 --> 00:26:01,016
This is none of your business!
It's none of your business!
500
00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:03,985
What, honey? What is none of our business?
501
00:26:05,454 --> 00:26:07,489
Honey.
502
00:26:07,523 --> 00:26:09,691
Oh my God.
503
00:26:09,725 --> 00:26:12,460
Oh my God. Oh my God.
504
00:26:12,495 --> 00:26:14,029
Sweetie.
505
00:26:20,269 --> 00:26:21,936
Can I go to my room, please?
506
00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:25,840
Honey, you have to talk to me.
I'm right here.
507
00:26:27,243 --> 00:26:29,979
We cannot have secrets in this house.
508
00:26:29,980 --> 00:26:36,980
Sync by honeybunny - corrected by chamallow
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