1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:05,037 Last week-Puck had to shave his Mohawk. People started picking on him. 2 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:07,972 He started dating Mercedes to seem cool again 'cause she was on the Cheerios. 3 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:09,736 - But then she quit. - It's just not who I am. 4 00:00:09,809 --> 00:00:12,744 Finn's mom, Carole, is dating Kurt's dad, Burt, which was totally Kurt's idea. 5 00:00:12,812 --> 00:00:15,212 - But Kurt got mad that Burt and Finn started hanging out. - I miss you, Dad. 6 00:00:15,281 --> 00:00:17,511 Rachel hurt her voice and couldn't sing. 7 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:20,144 - She thought that was the only thing that was important. - I need applause to live. 8 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:23,451 Finn introduced her to a friend who showed her there's worse things to lose than your voice. 9 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:24,717 I compensate with humor. 10 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:26,656 And that's what you missed on Glee. 11 00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:30,488 - [School Bell Rings] - You wanted to see me? 12 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:33,430 William, there's someone I would like to introduce you to. 13 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,559 He's the newest member of our school board... 14 00:00:35,635 --> 00:00:37,728 and he'd like to speak to you. 15 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:40,967 Will Schuester, meet Mr. Bryan Ryan. 16 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:44,934 - ##[Piano Intro] - We've met. 17 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:47,241 [Will Narrating] Bryan Ryan. 18 00:00:47,313 --> 00:00:50,146 We went to school together, and he made my life a living hell. 19 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:54,585 He was two years older, dated every girl I liked, got every solo. 20 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:58,351 ♪ Cheer up, sleepyJean ♪ 21 00:00:58,425 --> 00:01:01,121 ♪ Oh, what can it mean ♪ 22 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:04,755 # To a daydream believer # 23 00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:11,703 - #And a homecoming queen # - [Kids Exclaiming] 24 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:14,103 What's the matter, Schuester- cat got your talent? 25 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:15,664 - [Chuckles] - [Kids Laugh] 26 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,937 I'm here to do an audit of our curriculum, Will. 27 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:20,707 We may need to cut some of our district's art programs. 28 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:23,010 It's really just a formality, William. 29 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,314 - No, it's not. We'll probably cut the Glee Club. - What? 30 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:29,048 But-But you were in the Glee Club. Show choir was your life. 31 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:30,885 It was, Will. 32 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:33,619 And after I graduated, I hit the big time. 33 00:01:33,693 --> 00:01:35,820 I was a featured soloist at Kings Island... 34 00:01:35,895 --> 00:01:37,829 in the Doodledy-Do Musical Review. 35 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:39,387 We were a smash. 36 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:42,993 Then, for three years, I did the cruise ship circuit. 37 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:47,130 And when that dried up, I realized I had been sold a bill of goods. 38 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:51,507 Nine years later, I woke up on a urine-stained mattress... 39 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:53,808 in the West Lima crack district. 40 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,940 Then... something amazing happened. 41 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,980 I was introduced toJesus. 42 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,147 He was my Honduran social worker. 43 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:05,191 I straightened up, put down the pipe... 44 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:07,226 met the love of my life-Wilma... 45 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,727 and now I run a successful used-Hummer dealership. 46 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,663 Don't make that face. Global warming's a theory. 47 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:16,028 [Sighs] And four nights a week... 48 00:02:16,102 --> 00:02:18,502 I run a show choir conversion group. 49 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:20,937 Hi. I'm Brenda. 50 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:23,908 And it's been 42 days since I sang a show tune. 51 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,444 [Group] Hi, Brenda. 52 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:27,446 Years ago, when I auditioned... 53 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:30,677 to play Miss Adelaide in Guys and Dolls... 54 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,116 I was asked to take my top off. 55 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:35,552 Evidently, that is not customary. 56 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:39,922 And... that's when I started huffing glue. 57 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,791 My name is Russell. I'm a glee club survivor. 58 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:45,524 Whenever anything bad would happen... 59 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:48,590 I would just say, "Let's put on a show." Well, guess what. 60 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:52,764 "Puttin' on a show" about your father's prostate cancer... 61 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:56,036 will actually just make him more depressed about the situation. 62 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,543 Show choir kills. 63 00:02:58,611 --> 00:03:00,841 I just want to have a talk with your kids... 64 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:04,315 make sure you're not building up their hopes just to have them knocked down. 65 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:06,318 What if I say no? 66 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:10,083 Just let him speak to the kids, William. 67 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:13,557 Let Mr. Bryan Ryan contribute to the marketplace of ideas. 68 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:16,151 What's the worst that can happen? 69 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:18,789 Okay, guys, listen up. This is Mr. Ryan. 70 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,799 He's a member of the school board... 71 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,732 and he would like to say a few words. 72 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,301 L-I just want you guys to listen critically... 73 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:30,274 and know that what he's saying is just one of many opinions. 74 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:34,446 Take out a piece of paper, and, on that paper... 75 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:38,143 I want you to write down your biggest dream... 76 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:43,918 a dream that means so much you're afraid to admit it even to yourself. 77 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:53,964 Your dream is never going to happen. 78 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:58,936 Ninety-one percent of you will spend your entire lives living in Allen County, Ohio. 79 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:01,166 So unless you wrote down that your dream... 80 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,505 was to work for a mid-market health insurance provider... 81 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:07,478 or find an entry-level job in an elderly-care facility... 82 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:09,139 you're going to be very disappointed. 83 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:11,775 This is really depressing. 84 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:15,719 I'm going to guess that a lot of your dreams involve showbiz. 85 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,517 Well, let me tell you... 86 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:21,356 showbiz dreams are the most unrealistic of them all. 87 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:24,453 But... that's what I want to do with my life. 88 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:29,126 Oh, look, I'm not trying to hurt your feelings. 89 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,193 I'm just trying to spare you disappointment. 90 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,397 I think we get your point. 91 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:36,533 Aw, well, Schuester here's a prime example. 92 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:39,339 He used to have that glimmer ofhope in his eyes... 93 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:41,573 that I can see right now in all of yours. 94 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:45,345 But... he couldn't make it happen for himself... 95 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:50,321 so he now has to try and convince you all that it'll happen for you. 96 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:52,915 Guess what. His dream didn't work out. 97 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:57,154 And neither will yours. 98 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:59,926 [Crying] 99 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:03,196 Okay. You're done here. 100 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:05,430 You would be wise to show me some respect. 101 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:09,066 You've said your piece. Now get out. 102 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:13,442 Well, Schuester, I should thank you. 103 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:16,641 You've made my decision about which program to cut a lot easier. 104 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:20,913 [Sighs] 105 00:05:24,023 --> 00:05:26,491 [School Bell Rings] 106 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:30,387 Thanks. 107 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:32,488 "Godard on Godard"? 108 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:35,591 He was the master of the French New Wave. 109 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:40,196 I was figuring that since I'm never going to become a star as a performer... 110 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:41,763 [Exhales] 111 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:44,810 Maybe I could become one behind the camera. 112 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:47,277 You know Christopher Reeve directed a movie after his accident? 113 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,939 - In the Gloaming. - I didn't see it. 114 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,744 Me neither. Too depressing. 115 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:53,285 Is that what you wrote as your dream? 116 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:57,790 Before Bryan Ryan crumpled it up and tossed it in the trash? Yes. 117 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:00,155 Why are you lying to me? 118 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:03,252 [Tina] After everybody left, I went back for my book bag... 119 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:06,264 and something stopped me. 120 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:08,596 That was supposed to be private. 121 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,602 I don't understand you. 122 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,535 You're always talking about wanting to get with me... 123 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:15,403 but you won't be honest with me about your hopes and dreams. 124 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:18,342 I'm in a wheelchair, but I'm still a guy. 125 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:21,642 What's the difference? I'm never gonna actually become a dancer. 126 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:24,080 My legs are never gonna work again. 127 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:26,675 That was stupid. 128 00:06:28,087 --> 00:06:30,180 I was thinking. 129 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:32,588 Mr. Schue was so busy dealing with Bryan Ryan... 130 00:06:32,658 --> 00:06:34,649 that he didn't give us an assignment for the week. 131 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:39,096 So why don't we do one on our own? A dance number. 132 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:41,690 You wanna dance with me? 133 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:44,731 You were pretty hot in "Proud Mary." 134 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:46,965 Why don't we try and kick it up a few notches? 135 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:49,735 [Chuckles] 136 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,852 Hi. 137 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,115 Hi. 138 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:06,886 How was your spring break? 139 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:08,893 Good. 140 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:11,920 It's good to be back. 141 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:16,501 What were you just rehearsing? 142 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:21,404 A guy came to Glee Club to talk to us about dreams. 143 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:23,738 Luckily, I've known mine since I was four. 144 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,471 I'm gonna play three parts on Broadway... 145 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:27,877 Evita, Funny Girl and Laurey in Oklahomal 146 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,677 I was just practicing her dream ballet with Curly. 147 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:34,311 - It's what I do when I'm feeling a little stressed. - That's not a dream. 148 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:37,185 A dream is something that fills up the emptiness inside... 149 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:40,885 the one thing that you know if it came true, all the hurt would go away. 150 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,723 You singing "Don't Cry for me, Argentina"... 151 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:45,491 in front of a sold-out crowd isn't a fantasy. 152 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:47,499 It's an inevitability. 153 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:55,364 [Chuckles] 154 00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:57,602 I thought you'd never come back. 155 00:07:57,677 --> 00:08:01,443 And miss all your drama? Never. 156 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:03,004 [School Bell Rings] 157 00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:06,210 So, what is it? Your dream. 158 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:08,276 I don't know. 159 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:12,188 Well, then go inside, find it and ask it what it's gonna take. 160 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:14,192 Why are you pushing this? 161 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:17,991 Because you're my girlfriend, and I want to know all your secrets. 162 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,055 When you lie awake at night, what's missing? 163 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,134 My mom. 164 00:08:23,202 --> 00:08:26,569 Your mom? You mean, like, you want to meet her? 165 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:30,131 I just would like to know who she is. 166 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:32,143 I don't really need to meet her or anything... 167 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:37,239 but maybe just find out her name or... something about her. 168 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:38,749 Hmm. 169 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,911 It's silly. 170 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:43,251 It's like- It's not like it's gonna happen or anything. 171 00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:46,018 - Why? - Just because my dads never told me anything. 172 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:48,026 And I didn't want to ask them anything... 173 00:08:48,094 --> 00:08:50,426 'cause I didn't want to hurt their feelings. 174 00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:52,487 So let's check it out without them knowing. 175 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:55,965 Do you know why I came back to school here? 176 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:58,595 To win another national title and make all your dreams come true. 177 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:01,401 If this is one of them, then I'm not gonna stop until it happens. 178 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:06,273 - ##[Piano: Medium Tempo] - [Taps Clicking] 179 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:07,972 [Taps Click] 180 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,590 [Clicking] 181 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,758 ♪♪ [Stops] 182 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:30,768 My tap wheels suck. 183 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:32,428 I thought we sounded pretty good. 184 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,439 Yeah, you did. 185 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:37,704 I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse and then shot it. 186 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:40,211 Will you bring me those? 187 00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:44,682 I borrowed them from John Hubener. 188 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,844 - The kid with cerebral palsy? - Yeah. They're his extra pair. 189 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,854 Help me get up on them. 190 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:52,015 Have you ever used anything like these before? 191 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:57,461 No, but I have superhuman upper-body strength from using my wheelchair. 192 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,795 If I can just get up, I think I can use my arms to get around the room. 193 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:05,769 Come on. You said we were gonna kick it up a notch. 194 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:07,863 Dreams aren't supposed to be easy. 195 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:19,379 I'm gonna try take a step. 196 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:25,023 Artie, you're doing it. 197 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:31,726 - [Groans] - Are you okay? 198 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,765 Go away. 199 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,960 Let me bring your chair over. 200 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:38,765 Just go... away. 201 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,772 You shouldn't have done this to me. You pushed me to do this. 202 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,866 I'm sorry. 203 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,934 Just go away, please. 204 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,471 [Quietly] Go away. 205 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:57,082 - [School Bell Rings] - Hey, Bryan. 206 00:10:57,156 --> 00:11:00,091 Hello, Will. Just taking stock of the home ec supplies. 207 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,992 You see, our home ec program teaches practical skills... 208 00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:05,690 like food service preparation. 209 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:08,199 Can't feed a child sheet music, Will. 210 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:11,065 I suppose you could for a while, but... they'd be dead in a month. 211 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:13,401 - I'd like to buy you a beer. - [Scoffs] 212 00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:16,964 No, no. I want to convince you that you're wrong. 213 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:19,375 - You won't. - [Exhales] 214 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:23,075 Then... for old times' sake? 215 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,319 [School Bell Rings] 216 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,391 - [Whispering] I found her. - Your mother? Where? 217 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:36,724 In the library. 218 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,764 I've been researching her all morning... 219 00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:41,959 and, as I suspected, my intuition has been proven correct. 220 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:45,993 My mother is Broadway legend Patti LuPone. 221 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,006 I've always had a deep connection to Miss LuPone- 222 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:50,304 her choice of roles and songs. 223 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:53,937 I decided to do a little math to see ifher being my mother was even possible. 224 00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:56,641 I was born December 18, 1994. 225 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,184 1994 was a big year for Mother. 226 00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:01,742 She was a sensation in PalJoey. 227 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,982 But that was New York. I was born in Ohio, you say. 228 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:07,890 Well, Mother took many breaks from the show to tour with Mandy Patinkin. 229 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,861 That April found them at the EJ Thomas Hall in Akron, Ohio... 230 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:14,422 for a standing-room performance nine months before I was born. 231 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:17,992 Are you saying that your fathers impregnated Patti LuPone in the Marriott in Akron? 232 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,799 Was Mandy Patinkin in on this? 233 00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,863 All you have to do is look at pictures of her... 234 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,875 in her performance in Master Class in 1996. 235 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:27,037 Look at the pain in her eyes and the hurt she's feeling... 236 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,172 from giving up her obviously talented little girl. 237 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,773 One question. What was in it for her? 238 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:36,015 Mo-Money, a-a sense of charity for those in need. 239 00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:43,225 No. I guess you're right. 240 00:12:43,295 --> 00:12:46,287 Do you want to hear my research that proves that my mother is Bernadette Peters? 241 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:48,230 Why are you so afraid about finding the truth? 242 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,962 I don't know. I guess I just don't want to think... 243 00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:53,596 that my mother's some teenage trollop like Quinn... 244 00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:56,197 or, worse, some skanky girl who would do anything for money... 245 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,209 including giving me up. 246 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,211 Why does it have to be one of those choices? 247 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,509 Maybe she had a really good reason for doing what she did. 248 00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:04,549 We need to do a real investigation... 249 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,177 like CSI real. 250 00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:09,517 Do you have any baby stuff in your house- something that might give us a clue? 251 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:11,988 My fathers kept every piece of paper related to my life... 252 00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:13,991 in files and cabinets in our basement. 253 00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,822 It's sort of a little Rachel Berry museum. 254 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:20,195 Perfect. We'll start there. 255 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:24,327 - [Man] #Oh, dream weaver # - [Will] You were a big deal at McKinley. 256 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:29,204 - #I believe you can get me through the night # - You had all the moves. 257 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,004 You were one of those dudes... 258 00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:33,738 where all the guys wanted to be you and all the girls wanted you. 259 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,974 Not all of them. 260 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:38,846 Really? All right, who- who was the one that got away? 261 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,682 Terri Delmonico. Remember her? 262 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:44,985 [Coughing] 263 00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:47,218 Yeah. Yeah, she was- she was cool. 264 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,090 L- I married her. 265 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:52,289 - No way. - Yeah. 266 00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:54,127 It didn't really work out though. 267 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,566 Wow. I'm sorry to hear that. 268 00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,865 She was great. I really loved her. 269 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:02,271 And, you know, just-just grew apart. 270 00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:06,077 Do you know what gave me the strength to... 271 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,306 finally get out of a terrible marriage? 272 00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:12,413 Music. 273 00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:15,544 Me and those kids- coaching Glee Club. 274 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,555 No, you're right. 275 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:20,023 I'm- I'm never gonna be on Broadway. 276 00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,117 And maybe the same is gonna go for most of those kids... 277 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:25,129 but that's not the point. 278 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:30,225 Glee Club- it's not just about expressing yourself to everyone else. 279 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,795 It's about expressing yourself to yourself. 280 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,568 [Whimpers] 281 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:37,768 I'm living a lie. 282 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:39,242 What? 283 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:42,405 [Crying] I miss it so much. 284 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:45,006 I am miserable. 285 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:48,747 Ever since I stopped performing, I cannot stand my life. 286 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,957 Three times a year, I tell my wife I'm going off to a business trip. 287 00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,654 I sneak out to New York, I see a bunch of Broadway shows. 288 00:14:56,729 --> 00:15:01,166 I have a box of playbills hidden away in my basement, Will... 289 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,497 like porn. 290 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:07,096 [Crying] 291 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,102 - The lit-What are you doing? - [Coin Clatters] 292 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:12,939 I'm-[Whimpers] 293 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:16,675 - ##[Pop Ballad] - You remember? Sectionals, 1992. 294 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,513 You sang this song alone on stage. Just you and a piano. 295 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,849 I know this isn't quite as theatrical... 296 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:22,979 but you're gonna sing it again right now. 297 00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:25,958 - I can't. - Yes, you can. 298 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,118 - I can't. - Yes, you can. 299 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:30,787 [Singing Along] # It's nine o'clock on a Saturday # 300 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,359 ♪The regular crowd shuffles in ♪ 301 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:39,427 ♪There's an old man sittin' next to me ♪ 302 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,997 #Makin'love to his tonic and gin # 303 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:45,566 [Laughs] 304 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:50,240 ♪ He says, son can you play me a memory ♪ 305 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:53,911 ♪ I'm not really sure how it goes ♪ 306 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:57,979 ♪ But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete ♪ 307 00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:01,925 ♪When I wore a younger man's clothes ♪ 308 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:07,296 ♪ La, la-la, da-dee-da ♪ 309 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:10,164 ♪ La-la, da-dee-da ♪ 310 00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:11,725 ♪ Da-dum ♪ 311 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:18,699 ♪ Sing us a song You're the piano man ♪ 312 00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:22,406 ♪ Sing us a song tonight ♪ 313 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:26,815 ♪Well, we're all in the mood for a melody ♪ 314 00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:30,116 ♪And you got us feelin' all right ♪♪ 315 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:34,683 Whatever happened to you in the past, it's over. 316 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,126 You've gotta give it another shot. 317 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:40,097 Lima Theater Guild is doing a production of Les Mis. 318 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:45,626 Auditions are Friday, and both of us are trying out. 319 00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:48,070 All right? That's cool. O-Okay. 320 00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:51,640 [Children Chattering] 321 00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:53,905 [Tina] Hey. 322 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:56,607 Sorry about yesterday. 323 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,843 No, I'm sorry. 324 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:01,351 I do a pretty good job of being in denial... 325 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,615 about the hopelessness of my condition. 326 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:07,420 I think I just kind of freaked out when I actually had to face it. 327 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,427 Who says it's hopeless? 328 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:11,895 Like, every doctor I've ever seen. 329 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,259 Maybe they're the wrong doctors. 330 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:19,133 I went online and did research about the new treatments on spinal cord injuries. 331 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,229 Did you know that some doctors are implanting... 332 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:24,241 electrical stimulators in patients' bodies to recover hand movement? 333 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:26,243 My hands work. 334 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,245 They're starting to develop the technology. 335 00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:31,282 But in a year, five years, who knows? 336 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:34,217 And some scientists at UC San Diego were actually able... 337 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:36,618 to regenerate a rat's damaged spinal cord. 338 00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:39,782 There are hundreds of studies going on right now using stem cells. 339 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:46,763 I guess I just wanted to tell you not to give up on your dream. 340 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,767 If you can imagine it, it can come true. 341 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,983 What took you so long? Your dads will be home soon. 342 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,712 There was so much stuff in the basement. 343 00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:11,313 It's like a shrine. It's creepy and flattering at the same time. 344 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:15,019 These boxes had the earliest dates on them, so... 345 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:19,997 [Gasps] My baby teeth. [Sniffles] 346 00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:21,999 Look. 347 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:24,035 - Is that me? - Looks like you. 348 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,037 - I think you're in fifth position. - Makes sense. 349 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,733 My dad says they used to play Vivaldi into my mother's belly. 350 00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:30,741 I'll put that there. 351 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:35,246 [Gasps] My first singing competition. I came in first place. 352 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,805 - You were eight months old. - I was very musically verbal. 353 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,511 Cute little baby shoes. 354 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,758 What's this? 355 00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,763 "From mother to daughter." 356 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,134 Oh, my God. She wrote this. 357 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,071 She-She held this in her hand. 358 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,074 - What are you doing? - Playing the tape. 359 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,372 - No. - Why not? She wanted you to hear this. 360 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:09,175 [Stammering] I'm not ready. Look, this is all happening too fast. 361 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,045 What if she's singing on the tape? 362 00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:12,811 What if she's terrible? 363 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,910 Or worse-what if she's better than me? 364 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,548 I can't believe we're so close to your dream coming true and you're running away from it. 365 00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:22,321 No. It-It's my choice. It's- It's my life, and... 366 00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,692 No, I'm- I'm not ready. 367 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,924 Jesse, I think that you should go. 368 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,557 [Cassette Drops In Box] 369 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,631 ##[Piano Intro] 370 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,498 [Hammering] 371 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:38,771 ♪The minute you walked in the joint ♪ 372 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:43,406 ♪ I could see you were a man of distinction ♪ 373 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,746 - ##[Continues] - [Blabbering] 374 00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:48,684 [Ryan Vocalizing] 375 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,654 Oh, hey, buddy. Glad you showed up. 376 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:54,021 Please don't distract me. I'm trying out for the role ofJean Valjean. 377 00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:55,923 - So am I. - Really? 378 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:58,519 ♪ So let me get right to the point ♪ 379 00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,963 What song do you plan on singing? 380 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,160 I was going to sing "The Impossible Dream." 381 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:06,966 Wow. Really? Interesting. So am I. 382 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,202 - But then I decided on Aerosmith's "Dream On." - # Hey, big spender ## 383 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:13,176 - Yeah, me too. That's what I'm gonna sing. - Are you kidding? 384 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:16,146 - Is there a problem out here? - Yeah, there's a problem. This guy just stole my song. 385 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,376 I don't know this man. His caretaker just stepped away. 386 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:20,850 I overheard him mention he's a sex offender. 387 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:23,183 - You're gonna need a caretaker in a second. - I run a dry cleaners. 388 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:26,190 - I can only keep it closed for 30 minutes at a time. - Thank you. 389 00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:29,489 Sing it as a duet. 390 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:32,062 ♪♪ [Intro] 391 00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:48,212 ♪ Every time that I look in the mirror ♪ 392 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:55,550 #All these lines on my face gettin'clearer # 393 00:20:56,622 --> 00:21:00,752 ♪The past is gone ♪ 394 00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:03,386 ♪ It went by ♪ 395 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:07,193 ♪ Like dusk to dawn ♪ 396 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,496 ♪ Isn't that the way ♪ 397 00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:18,169 #Everybody's got their dues in life to pay # 398 00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:22,373 # Yeah, I know nobody knows # 399 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:25,678 ♪Where it comes and where it goes ♪ 400 00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:28,515 ♪ I know everybody's sin ♪ 401 00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:31,317 ♪You got to lose to know ♪ 402 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:35,656 ♪ How to win ♪ 403 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:44,963 ♪ Half my life's in books' written pages ♪ 404 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:52,034 ♪ Lived and learned from fools and from sages ♪ 405 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:57,377 ♪You know it's true ♪ 406 00:21:57,449 --> 00:22:00,282 #All the things # 407 00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:03,082 ♪ Come back to you ♪ 408 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,623 ♪ Sing with me Sing for the year ♪ 409 00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:09,388 ♪ Sing for the laughter Sing for the tear ♪ 410 00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,861 ♪ Sing with me if it's just for today ♪ 411 00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:18,733 ♪ Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away ♪ 412 00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:26,035 ♪Yeah, dream on dream on, dream on ♪ 413 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:31,242 ♪ Dream it till the dream comes true ♪ 414 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:38,890 ♪ Dream on, dream on dream on ♪ 415 00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:41,721 ♪ Dream it till your dreams come true ♪ 416 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:48,424 # Yeah, dream on # 417 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,161 ♪ Dream on ♪ 418 00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:51,566 ♪ Dream on ♪ 419 00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:52,796 ♪ Dream on ♪ 420 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:57,899 ♪ Dream on, dream on dream on ♪ 421 00:22:57,976 --> 00:23:04,438 ♪Whoa-oh ♪♪ 422 00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:10,143 - [Hammering] - Thank you. We'll let you know. 423 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,713 [Both Panting] 424 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:20,798 I can't believe I just bought tap shoes. 425 00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:23,835 Think of them as an investment in your future. 426 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:27,804 - Do you want a pretzel? - Hell, yes, woman. 427 00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:30,842 They're upstairs. Do you mind waiting down here while I go get them? 428 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,173 - As long as you're buying. - [Chuckles] 429 00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:38,546 Wait. I need to tell you something. 430 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,686 I went to the doctor yesterday... 431 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:45,222 and he started me on all the therapies that you researched for me. 432 00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:47,383 Really? 433 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:50,724 And guess what- they're working. 434 00:23:58,236 --> 00:23:59,362 [Gasps] 435 00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:08,239 Oh, my God. 436 00:24:08,313 --> 00:24:10,178 Artie, you can walk. 437 00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:13,012 I spent so many years dreaming about what I'd do... 438 00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:15,348 if I could get up out of the chair. 439 00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:19,015 And now that I can... 440 00:24:19,090 --> 00:24:21,650 all I want to do is dance. 441 00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:22,093 ##[Electronic Pop] 442 00:24:22,093 --> 00:24:24,493 ##[Electronic Pop] 443 00:24:26,498 --> 00:24:33,666 ♪ S-A-F-E-T-Y♪ 444 00:24:33,738 --> 00:24:34,864 #Safety # 445 00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:36,032 #Dance # 446 00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:37,768 ♪We can dance if we want to ♪ 447 00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:39,868 ♪We can leave the old friends behind ♪ 448 00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:41,435 ♪ 'Cause your friends don't dance ♪ 449 00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:44,846 ♪And if they don't dance well, they're no friends of mine ♪ 450 00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:47,384 ♪ I say, we can go where we want to ♪ 451 00:24:47,452 --> 00:24:49,443 ♪A place where they will never find ♪ 452 00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:52,012 ♪And we can act like we come from out of this world ♪ 453 00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:54,183 ♪ Leave the real one far behind ♪ 454 00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:56,591 - #And we can dance # - #Dansez # 455 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,132 ♪We can go where we want to ♪ 456 00:25:05,203 --> 00:25:07,398 ♪The night is young and so am I ♪ 457 00:25:07,472 --> 00:25:09,906 #And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet # 458 00:25:09,975 --> 00:25:12,068 ♪And surprise 'em with a victory cry ♪ 459 00:25:12,143 --> 00:25:14,577 - # Say, we can act if we want to # - Whoo! 460 00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:16,944 ♪ If we don't, nobody will ♪ 461 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,575 ♪And we can act real rude and totally removed ♪ 462 00:25:19,651 --> 00:25:20,913 #And I can act like an imbecile # 463 00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:23,978 ♪ Say, we can dance we can dance ♪ 464 00:25:24,055 --> 00:25:26,922 - # Everything's out of control # - Whoo! 465 00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:28,653 ♪We can dance We can dance ♪ 466 00:25:28,727 --> 00:25:30,285 ♪We're doin' it wall to wall ♪ 467 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:33,195 ♪We can dance We can dance ♪ 468 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:35,324 ♪ Everybody look at your hands ♪ 469 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,459 ♪We can dance We can dance ♪ 470 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:40,994 ♪ Everybody's takin' the chance ♪ 471 00:25:41,072 --> 00:25:43,165 #It's safe to dance # 472 00:25:43,241 --> 00:25:45,641 ♪Well, it's safe to dance ♪ 473 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,008 #It's safe to dance # 474 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,986 ♪Well, we can dance if we want to ♪ 475 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:58,113 ♪We've got all your life and mine ♪ 476 00:25:58,189 --> 00:25:59,816 #As long as we abuse it never gonna lose it # 477 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:02,416 ♪ Everything will work out right ♪ 478 00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:05,054 ♪ I say, we can dance We can dance ♪ 479 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:07,724 - # Everything's outta control # - #Outta control # 480 00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:09,630 ♪We can dance We can dance ♪ 481 00:26:09,701 --> 00:26:12,169 - #We're doin' it wall to wall # - # Wall to wall # 482 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:14,330 ♪We can dance We can dance ♪ 483 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:16,897 - # Everybody look at your hands # - #Look at your hands # 484 00:26:16,975 --> 00:26:18,875 ♪We can dance We can dance ♪ 485 00:26:18,944 --> 00:26:22,436 ♪ Everybody's takin' the chance ♪ 486 00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:24,038 ♪Well, it's safe to dance ♪ 487 00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:26,948 ♪ Oh, yes, it's safe to dance ♪ 488 00:26:27,018 --> 00:26:29,009 ♪Well, it's safe to dance ♪ 489 00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:31,055 ♪Well, it's safe to dance ♪ 490 00:26:31,122 --> 00:26:33,852 ♪ Oh, it's safe to dance ♪ 491 00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,790 ♪ It's safe to dance ♪ 492 00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:38,488 ♪ It's safe to dance ♪ 493 00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:39,860 ♪ It's safe to dance ♪♪ 494 00:26:49,507 --> 00:26:51,441 Are you okay? 495 00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:56,238 - I'm gonna dance one day, you know. - I know you are. 496 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:59,315 - [School Bell Rings] - I thought you were gonna take a hatchet to that Glee Club. 497 00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:03,150 I was, but you may have heard... 498 00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:05,746 I plan on making my return to the stage next month... 499 00:27:05,824 --> 00:27:07,985 in a local production of Les Mis. 500 00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:10,550 And I've had something of a personal awakening... 501 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:14,998 so I've decided to examine all of the extracurricular activities here at this school. 502 00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:18,900 And, Sue, your Cheerios budget is out of control. 503 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:23,100 Let me remind you of something, Mr. Ryan. The Cheerios sell tickets. 504 00:27:23,174 --> 00:27:25,142 Not enough to offset your costs. 505 00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:28,737 I am very tired of athletics always taking a back seat. 506 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:31,782 When daily P.E. Was cut at this school, no one batted an eye. 507 00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:35,581 But cut a dance program, cancel the school musical, and suddenly there's an uproar. 508 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,088 I did a little research, Sue. 509 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,090 Did you know that studies have shown... 510 00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:43,127 that reading Shakespeare might help kids learn physics? 511 00:27:43,194 --> 00:27:45,662 That singing helps you learn pitch... 512 00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:47,755 which makes learning a foreign language easier. 513 00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:50,357 That when a kid picks up a clarinet or a trumpet... 514 00:27:50,435 --> 00:27:53,427 every region of the cerebral cortex is stimulated. 515 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,439 Well, that's all very interesting... 516 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:58,340 but did you know that a third of American teenagers are obese? 517 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:01,937 And only two percent of high schools require any form of daily physical activity. 518 00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:03,981 Where's your outrage about that, Mr. Ryan? 519 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:06,108 Sports teach kids how to work together... 520 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,209 teaches problem-solving and social skills. 521 00:28:08,286 --> 00:28:10,481 It improves attendance, not to mention grades... 522 00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:12,921 particularly among those students deemed most at risk. 523 00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:15,516 - You've done your homework. - I'm an educator. 524 00:28:17,262 --> 00:28:19,321 Now, I realize my methods are unconventional... 525 00:28:19,397 --> 00:28:21,331 but my record speaks for itself. 526 00:28:21,399 --> 00:28:24,596 Is it a tad over the top to bill the district for skydiving lessons... 527 00:28:24,669 --> 00:28:27,797 to have the Cheerios parachuted onto the football field? 528 00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:30,841 Perhaps. But what I do here makes a difference. 529 00:28:30,909 --> 00:28:32,774 Sue, you're an impressive woman. 530 00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:36,109 I can't tell you how much you turn me on right now. 531 00:28:36,181 --> 00:28:39,412 - You ever heard of the term "anger sex"? - It's the only kind I know. 532 00:28:39,484 --> 00:28:41,645 - I should tell you I'm married. - Not a problem for me. 533 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,450 - And I'm still cutting half your budget. - You win some, you lose some. 534 00:28:44,522 --> 00:28:47,286 - Should I lock the door? - No. 535 00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:49,451 Got a secret room upstairs. 536 00:28:49,527 --> 00:28:52,325 - Like Letterman. - [Exhales] 537 00:28:57,302 --> 00:28:59,429 She has the tape. 538 00:28:59,504 --> 00:29:03,099 - She won't listen to it. - What? 539 00:29:03,174 --> 00:29:06,974 She has to listen to it. That's the point of all this. 540 00:29:07,045 --> 00:29:10,446 I'm doing my best. Look, when you told me to seduce her... 541 00:29:10,515 --> 00:29:12,312 "Befriend" her was the word I used actually. 542 00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:14,783 Whatever. The thing is... 543 00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:17,253 I was into it because I thought it would be a good acting exercise. 544 00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:20,849 But now I think I kind of like her. I don't want her to get hurt. 545 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,859 Look, one more week, this will all be done. 546 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:24,986 You can come back to Vocal Adrenaline where you belong. 547 00:29:25,063 --> 00:29:27,361 I don't understand why you don't just go up to her and say... 548 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,957 "Hi. My name's Shelby. I'm your mom." 549 00:29:30,034 --> 00:29:33,800 I signed a contract. I can't contact her until she's 18. 550 00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:37,364 She has to come to me. That's why she has to listen to the tape. 551 00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:42,175 Once she hears it, she won't be able to sleep until she finds me. 552 00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:48,814 I answered an ad in the paper. 553 00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:50,912 Nine months' work here would make me enough money... 554 00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:52,616 to live in New York for two years. 555 00:29:52,690 --> 00:29:55,215 Her dads seemed like nice guys, so I went for it. 556 00:29:57,162 --> 00:29:59,153 I never got to hold her. 557 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,598 And I only saw her for a second... 558 00:30:04,669 --> 00:30:07,467 when they were cleaning her off. 559 00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:09,473 It was through a bunch of nurses... 560 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:11,736 but she turned her little head and she looked at me. 561 00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:22,211 [Laughs] I failed as an actress. 562 00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:25,882 My walls are lined with trophies instead of wedding pictures. 563 00:30:25,957 --> 00:30:27,948 But through all of that... 564 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:32,087 I only have one regret. 565 00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:35,923 You get her to listen to that tape. 566 00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:47,244 - [School Bell Rings] - You know, honestly... 567 00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:49,542 the only students that come and see me on a scheduled weekly basis... 568 00:30:49,614 --> 00:30:52,708 are ones that have been diagnosed with psychological disorders... 569 00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:55,309 like a certain junior female that eats her own hair. 570 00:30:55,386 --> 00:30:57,445 When I start walking, I'm gonna need help... 571 00:30:57,522 --> 00:31:00,423 emotionally adapting to my drastically altered lifestyle. 572 00:31:00,491 --> 00:31:02,755 Walking? 573 00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:06,092 There are all these new therapies for my condition. 574 00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:08,724 I figure, if I try them all, one's bound to work. 575 00:31:10,935 --> 00:31:12,869 Um... 576 00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,765 you know, Artie, I've, um... 577 00:31:16,841 --> 00:31:18,308 You know I've read your file before. 578 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:21,004 Um... 579 00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:25,311 the damage to your spinal cord's pretty severe. 580 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:28,580 Irreversible. I think you know that. 581 00:31:28,653 --> 00:31:32,020 I used to know that until I saw the research. 582 00:31:36,027 --> 00:31:39,258 Do you know how long the testing process takes for medical protocols like this? 583 00:31:40,698 --> 00:31:43,826 At least... 10 years... 584 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,200 and- and that's before they even start human trials. 585 00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:51,334 So, you know, these- these studies really aren't even in their infancies yet. 586 00:31:55,313 --> 00:31:58,476 Look, l- I truly believe that there's going to be a doctor... 587 00:31:58,549 --> 00:32:00,540 that finds a cure for what happened to you. 588 00:32:00,618 --> 00:32:03,018 But l... 589 00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:07,217 You know, I don't think that's gonna be for a long time. 590 00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:14,161 You know what. Um, maybe you're right. 591 00:32:14,232 --> 00:32:18,134 Maybe you should start coming to see me once a week for a while. 592 00:32:22,807 --> 00:32:25,207 Thanks, Miss Pillsbury. 593 00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:27,801 Don't forget your, um, papers. 594 00:32:31,215 --> 00:32:33,649 [School Bell Rings] 595 00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:35,879 Guys, I've got good news. 596 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,115 I siphoned off funds from the Cheerios... 597 00:32:38,189 --> 00:32:41,158 and I took a little shopping spree through theJazz Hands catalog. 598 00:32:41,225 --> 00:32:43,716 You know why? 'Cause the arts matter. 599 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:49,392 And I got custom-made New Directions jean jackets- 600 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,867 Oh! 601 00:32:51,936 --> 00:32:54,336 And some rad tear-away dance wear. 602 00:32:54,405 --> 00:32:58,501 Hello. And every piece of sheet music... 603 00:32:58,576 --> 00:33:00,737 from every Broadway show for the last 50 years... 604 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:03,906 everything a show choir needs to become champions. 605 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,576 Wow. That's just amazing. Let's all give a hand for Mr. Ryan. 606 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:10,109 [Ryan] Thank you. Thank you. 607 00:33:10,188 --> 00:33:12,122 Congratulations, Will. 608 00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:14,124 I am over the moon for you. 609 00:33:14,192 --> 00:33:16,854 Thanks, Sue. I'm glad you have a good attitude about your budget being cut. 610 00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:18,862 Oh, no, I'm not talking about that. 611 00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:21,865 I came over here to congratulate you on your new role. 612 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:25,699 Local director Herb Duncan, uh, does the dry cleaning for the Cheerios... 613 00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:30,571 and he let slip that you just landed the lead in Les Mis. 614 00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:34,270 Congratulations. Oh, I'm ecstatic. 615 00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:37,712 And the good news just keeps coming, 'cause you got a part too, Bry. 616 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:40,717 The exciting role ofTownsperson. 617 00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:42,275 And you got a line too. 618 00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:46,153 Way back here in the second act, you get to say... 619 00:33:46,224 --> 00:33:48,124 "Hooray." 620 00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:49,819 Congratulations, both of you, really. 621 00:33:49,894 --> 00:33:52,829 I can't wait for opening night. 622 00:33:56,467 --> 00:33:58,628 [Exhales] 623 00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:00,728 - [Chattering] - Wait, Bryan. 624 00:34:00,805 --> 00:34:03,399 Congratulations, Will. You're gonna be great in the show. 625 00:34:03,474 --> 00:34:07,069 - Can we talk about this? - There's nothing to talk about. I'm cutting the program. 626 00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:11,846 [Exhales] 627 00:34:14,018 --> 00:34:15,849 Hooray! 628 00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:19,317 Hooray. 629 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:22,518 - Hey, Bryan, can I talk to you for a second? - Make it quick. I'm rehearsing. 630 00:34:22,593 --> 00:34:24,584 You know, reviewing my single line. 631 00:34:24,662 --> 00:34:27,290 I want to take one last shot at convincing you not to cut the program. 632 00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:30,562 Give it a rest, Will. You think you're helping these kids... 633 00:34:30,635 --> 00:34:33,627 when all you're doing is setting them up to be jaded and bitter. 634 00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:35,638 You're right. Cut the program... 635 00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:37,867 and they're certainly more likely to turn out like you. 636 00:34:39,477 --> 00:34:41,502 I've grown weary of your insults, Will. 637 00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:45,345 They sting, and they make me want to punch your face. 638 00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:55,152 You remember high school? Remember what it's like? 639 00:34:55,226 --> 00:34:58,195 Those kids get labeled the second they walk through the door freshman year... 640 00:34:58,262 --> 00:35:02,562 geek, punk, jock, queer. 641 00:35:04,202 --> 00:35:06,534 I've seen who these kids in Glee Club really are. 642 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:10,563 No labels, no preconceptions. Their true spirits. 643 00:35:12,143 --> 00:35:15,772 Yes, most of them are not stars. 644 00:35:16,914 --> 00:35:19,747 But they shine like them. 645 00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:22,615 You know what happens when a star dies, Bryan? 646 00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:25,451 It doesn't just disappear. It turns into this black hole... 647 00:35:25,523 --> 00:35:28,686 this giant energy-sucking mass that doesn't just collapse in on itself. 648 00:35:28,759 --> 00:35:31,660 It takes away any light that comes close down with it. 649 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:35,322 If you take away Glee... 650 00:35:35,399 --> 00:35:38,527 you're not just putting out those kids' lights. 651 00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:41,572 You're creating 13 black holes. 652 00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:47,844 [Sighs] 653 00:35:47,912 --> 00:35:49,903 I want you to take my part. 654 00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:54,379 You should playJean Valjean. 655 00:36:00,191 --> 00:36:04,025 I want you to understand how important the arts are for a person's soul. 656 00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:06,222 You're a black hole right now. 657 00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:10,290 Maybe this will help you remember what it's like to be a star. 658 00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:15,670 So what you're saying is you'll give me the part... 659 00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:17,640 if I don't cut the program. 660 00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:19,608 Exactly. 661 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,508 Cool. Deal. 662 00:36:21,579 --> 00:36:24,639 Oh, hey. Sir, hi. I'm your new lead. 663 00:36:24,715 --> 00:36:27,081 And I'd just like to set up some ground rules off the bat. 664 00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:29,381 First of all, I have a lot of ideas. 665 00:36:29,453 --> 00:36:31,011 And next, I don't really take direction. 666 00:36:34,792 --> 00:36:36,259 Jesse, what are you doing here? 667 00:36:36,327 --> 00:36:38,727 I said that I was going to help you make your dreams come true. 668 00:36:38,796 --> 00:36:41,663 - No. I'm not ready. - Yes, you are. 669 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,974 ##[Piano: Ballad] 670 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:56,445 Hi, baby. It's your mom. 671 00:36:56,514 --> 00:36:59,847 I think this pretty much says it all. 672 00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:07,752 #I dreamed a dream in time gone by # 673 00:37:09,493 --> 00:37:14,795 # When hope was high and life worth living # 674 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:22,969 ♪ I dreamed that love would never die ♪ 675 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:29,639 ♪ I dreamed that God would be forgiving ♪ 676 00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:38,419 ♪Then I was young and unafraid ♪ 677 00:37:38,489 --> 00:37:45,418 ♪And dreams were made and used and wasted ♪ 678 00:37:45,496 --> 00:37:52,425 ♪And there was no ransom to be paid ♪ 679 00:37:52,503 --> 00:37:59,238 ♪ No song unsung no wine untasted ♪ 680 00:38:00,478 --> 00:38:03,311 ♪ But the tigers come at night ♪ 681 00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:07,147 ♪ But the tigers come at night ♪ 682 00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:13,748 ♪With their voices soft as thunder ♪ 683 00:38:13,824 --> 00:38:16,918 ♪As they tear your hope apart ♪ 684 00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:20,987 ♪As they tear your hope apart ♪ 685 00:38:21,065 --> 00:38:23,295 ♪As they turn your dream ♪ 686 00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:33,868 [Together] #To shame # 687 00:38:35,012 --> 00:38:40,882 ♪And still I dream she'll come to me ♪ 688 00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:47,288 ♪That we will live the years together ♪ 689 00:38:47,358 --> 00:38:53,922 ♪ But there are dreams that cannot be ♪ 690 00:38:53,998 --> 00:39:00,562 ♪And there are storms we cannot weather ♪ 691 00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:10,140 ♪ I had a dream my life would be ♪ 692 00:39:10,214 --> 00:39:14,514 ♪ So different from this hell I'm living ♪ 693 00:39:14,585 --> 00:39:20,455 ♪ So different now from what it seemed ♪ 694 00:39:21,992 --> 00:39:28,295 [Together] # Now life has killed the dream # 695 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:38,237 [Together] # I dreamed ## 696 00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:54,090 - Artie, please think about this. - I have. 697 00:39:54,158 --> 00:39:57,855 You've worked too hard on this routine to have half a partner. 698 00:39:57,928 --> 00:39:59,862 Fact is, any of the guys in there... 699 00:39:59,930 --> 00:40:02,626 could dance my part better than me without even rehearsing. 700 00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:05,362 - Well, except Finn. - But I wanna dance with you. 701 00:40:05,436 --> 00:40:08,769 I can't dance, and I never will. 702 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,274 But... that's okay. 703 00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:15,107 I'm never gonna dunk a basketball or kill a lion either. 704 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,615 I have to focus on dreams that I can make come true. 705 00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:23,786 I'm good, Tina. Really. 706 00:40:30,828 --> 00:40:33,558 Will you at least sing the song? 707 00:40:33,631 --> 00:40:35,565 Sure. 708 00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:40,460 [School Bell Rings] 709 00:40:40,538 --> 00:40:43,268 All right, guys. Listen up. 710 00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:46,332 Tina has something that she wants to share with all of us. 711 00:40:46,410 --> 00:40:48,344 But first, I have an announcement to make. 712 00:40:48,412 --> 00:40:50,846 You've all been reprieved. 713 00:40:50,915 --> 00:40:52,507 Bryan Ryan isn't cutting Glee. 714 00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:58,084 - Did he die? - No, he didn't die. 715 00:40:58,155 --> 00:41:00,385 He's gonna be distracted for a couple months... 716 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:03,393 making his star turn in Les Mis. 717 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:06,328 - He got the lead role. - But I thought you got the lead. 718 00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:09,560 I resigned. It was the price for keeping the Club. 719 00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:11,760 Sorry you had to do that, Mr. Schue. 720 00:41:11,836 --> 00:41:13,394 I'm not. 721 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,632 I mean, the-the way I see it... 722 00:41:15,706 --> 00:41:18,072 I'm trading my one dream... 723 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:21,043 for the chance that all 13 of you might find yours. 724 00:41:21,111 --> 00:41:24,603 I mean, come on, you can't argue with those numbers. 725 00:41:24,682 --> 00:41:27,344 So, let's start with Tina's dream. Come on up, Tina. 726 00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:32,151 Tina, I understand that you whipped up a little dance number for us... 727 00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:34,350 a break-out that we might use at regionals. 728 00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:37,189 - Yes. - You got a dance partner? 729 00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:41,624 - Mike Chang. - Chang! 730 00:41:41,699 --> 00:41:43,633 - [Will] Chang. - [Boy] All right. 731 00:41:43,701 --> 00:41:46,135 [Girl] Okayl 732 00:41:46,203 --> 00:41:46,871 ##[Guitar, Pop Ballad] 733 00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:49,897 ##[Guitar, Pop Ballad] 734 00:41:49,974 --> 00:41:55,469 ♪ Stars shining bright above you ♪ 735 00:41:55,546 --> 00:42:00,142 ♪ Night breezes seem to whisper I love you ♪ 736 00:42:00,217 --> 00:42:05,712 ♪ Birds singing in the sycamore tree ♪ 737 00:42:05,789 --> 00:42:09,782 ♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪ 738 00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:16,629 #Say nighty-night and kiss me # 739 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:22,570 #Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me # 740 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:27,100 # While I'm alone and blue as can be # 741 00:42:27,177 --> 00:42:30,840 ♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪ 742 00:42:30,915 --> 00:42:33,577 [Chorus] # Da, da, da, da, da, da # 743 00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:35,585 [Taps Clicking] 744 00:42:55,372 --> 00:43:00,332 ♪ Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you ♪ 745 00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:06,839 - ## [Chorus Vocalizing] - # Sweet dreams that leave all worries far behind you # 746 00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:10,819 ♪ But in your dreams whatever they be ♪ 747 00:43:10,888 --> 00:43:15,791 - # Dream a little dream of me # - # Dream a little dream of me # 748 00:43:16,860 --> 00:43:20,956 ♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪♪ 749 00:43:23,033 --> 00:43:26,366 ##[Vocalizing] 750 00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:31,306 ##[Harmonic Vocalizing] 751 00:43:48,058 --> 00:43:49,389 ##[Ends] 752 00:43:55,899 --> 00:43:56,888 English - US - SDH