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- Thanks for a great year.
- You got it.
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Mr. Winger!
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I hope you will be seizing
the day this summer.
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Thanks, Professor Whitman.
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And I hope you'll be seizing
a more contemporary movie.
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[Professor Whitman laughs]
Looking good, Leonard.
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Stroke or tai chi?
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Tai chi.
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Keep it up.
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And keep up whatever
it is you're doing, Garrett.
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It's called "chillaxing".
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Duh!
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Hey... hey, what's up, Jeff? Hi.
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- Hello, good morning, howdy.
- [Laughs]
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Wait, Jeff. I'll walk with you.
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Uh...
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I got class in, like, five hours, so...
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All right, I'll see you, babe.
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Sayonara.
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I can't believe I made it
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through my first year of college.
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I finally get to click send
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on so many "I told you so" emails.
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Yeah, it's pretty great.
Not much could ruin today.
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Hi!
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Oh, shoot. I forgot saying
that summons him.
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Will you two be attending
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tomorrow's, uh, transfer
ceremony to send off
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all the students leaving
for so-called real schools?
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There's a formal dance afterward.
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How many dances is
this school gonna have?
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Five.
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If you come to all of them,
you get one of these.
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I assumed your whole posse
would be coming to the dance,
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having heard the exciting
news about Britta.
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Banana rhino.
[Laughter]
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Banana Sam Elliott.
[Troy laughs]
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LeVar "Banana" Burton.
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[Troy laughs, Britta chuckles]
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Banana King Tut.
[Troy laughs]
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Here, give me that.
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It's more like this.
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[Laughing]
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B... banana penis.
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[Laughing]
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Sure, you would've
loved it if he did it.
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What?
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What's happened to you and me, Troy?
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Remember how hard we laughed
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When we first heard the
term "teacher's aids"?
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Yeah.
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And then we found out
a teacher did have aids.
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So what's everybody doing this summer?
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I'm taking the boys on a trip.
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Money's tight, so I hope
I can convince them
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for one more year that motels
are tiny, little theme parks.
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Yeah, I got to find
a new place to live.
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My dad wants me to leave the nest,
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so he feels less weird
that his girlfriend is 20.
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- You could live in a pyramid.
- [Laughs]
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Oh, wait.
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Abed, your dorm room's
got a bunk bed, right?
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Yep.
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Um, everyone has to go to
the transfer dance tomorrow.
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I'm going.
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My friend Gary's transferring.
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Oh, good.
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- Finally.
- Thank God.
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Hope he transfers to hell.
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More importantly,
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our very own Britta Perry,
it turns out,
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has been nominated for transfer queen.
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Oh, that's nice!
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What the hell is a transfer queen?
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It's like prom queen.
You wear a sash.
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And there's a vote, and if you win,
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they put a crown on your head,
and I am so jealous, Britta,
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I want to murder you.
Aren't you excited?
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No.
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How did I get nominated?
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Don't let it upset you, Britta.
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It's the last day of the semester.
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Nothing can ruin that.
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Hi!
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Amazing. He's like an evil genie.
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Just spreading the news.
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Some folks say "transfer formal"
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isn't really rolling off the tongue,
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so we're just gonna call
it "The tranny dance"!
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Much more Greendale.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Corrected by 4be1
www.addic7ed.com
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What kind of community
college has a prom?
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Proms weren't even cool in high school.
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It's that kind of crap that made
me drop out in the first place.
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You know, you don't actually have
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to lie on a sofa like
it's a Woody Allen movie.
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Thank you for telling me that
in the last session, dumbass.
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Now, look...
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There are bugs on the
windshield of your mind
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you may never be able to squeegee,
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like a certain birthday party
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attended by a rather
enterprising transient
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in a dinosaur costume.
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But there are other more recent streaks
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that you might yet
be able to wipe clear,
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like your adolescent fear
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of being a so-called blow-up doll.
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I really think this nomination
may actually help that.
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So you think I'd feel
better about myself
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if I got all sexed up, went over there,
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and really tried to be crowned
queen of the dingbats?
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- Precisely.
- Wow.
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Guess you really get what
you pay for with free therapy.
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Ouch. That stung a little bit.
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Thanks.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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I'll save you some time.
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He listens to you talk for a year,
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then recommends a makeover.
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Well, don't wear as much lipstick
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as you did on Valentine's Day.
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Your mouth looked like a coin purse.
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Senor Chang...
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Greendale's foremost,
if only, Spanish teacher.
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What can I do for you?
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I am actually a student now.
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- Oh.
- But I was thinking,
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as a teacher and as my friend,
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um, if you could help me...
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Cheat my way through school.
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I have a counterproposal.
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How about...
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I point out to you that we've
never actually been friends,
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then laugh at your very
well-deserved misfortune?
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Let's just try that a second.
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[Clears throat]
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[Laughing]
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No, Jorge, you killed it.
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Are you going to Abed's kegger?
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Sweet.
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You probably don't want to talk to me.
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Well, it's not junior high.
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We're mature adults, Michelle.
We can talk.
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I think I handled our breakup poorly.
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Before I respond to that,
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I'll have to take a
extra-strength vitamin duh.
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Duh.
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We started getting serious,
and I got scared,
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and it's possible I made a mistake.
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Maybe we can talk about it sometime.
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I miss you.
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Mm-mmm.
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Why don't you take a picture?
It'll last longer.
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Cool. [camera shutter clicks]
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- Dope kegger.
- Thanks.
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Funny...
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You know, I... I spend
so much time here,
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I forget that we don't live together.
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Then I think...
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"What if we lived together?"
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Here, I'm gonna check on the other keg.
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Hey, Troy, you ever seen one of these?
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It's called a beer bong.
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You're not supposed to inhale, though.
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I almost died outside.
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Why does abed hate me?
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What, are you kidding?
Look at him.
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He probably hates America.
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Hey, babe, babe.
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Guess what.
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Your boyfriend just got offered a spot
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on the number-one
community-college
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hacky sack team in the nation.
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- Oh, my God! Sweetie!
- Oh, my God.
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I'm assuming that's huge.
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Of course it's huge.
Are you kidding me?
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I mean, you know,
I'm not into the fame and stuff,
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but I could be the next
Yngwe Mackadangdang junior.
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I know.
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There's just one thing,
mountain flower,
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and that's that the, uh...
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the school's in Delaware.
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Thank you.
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You know...
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If you don't go to this dance tomorrow,
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we are not gonna see
each other for months.
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It's not a Jane Austen novel.
We have cell phones.
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- What? Aah! Oh.
- Oh, jeez, sorry.
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What are you doing?
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Well, you had hair I was gonna move.
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- You were gonna move my hair?
- I don't know.
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Have you ever thought of yourself
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as a guarded person, Britta?
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Am I?
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Watch.
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See? It's alarming, right?
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Right?
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Oh...
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Professor Slater, hi.
What are you doing here?
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Oh, you know, end of the year,
randomly wandering.
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Hi, Jeff.
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Are you two...?
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Both: No.
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The two of you aren't...?
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Both: No.
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- No, just friends.
- Same here.
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Good... for you.
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Will I see you at the dance, Britta?
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Kind of obligated,
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seeing as I'm nominated for queen,
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- so...
- Oh.
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I thought you were all
into female empowerment.
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What's more empowering
than a woman in a crown?
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[Both chuckle sarcastically]
[Shirley cheering]
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Just did my first keg stand!
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Ha ha!
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Can't feel my legs.
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Mm!
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♪ Dancing in your underwear,
taking air conditioner repair ♪
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♪ So you can get a job ♪
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♪ Greendale's the way it goes ♪
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[Applause]
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Whoo! Ha ha!
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Our original school song by
the venerable Pierce Hawthorne.
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He made that up. Hmm?
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Everyone remember to vote
before the coronation.
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The nominees are identified with sashes
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that say "Tranny Queen". [chuckles]
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By the way, we do offer summer classes,
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which are a great way to, um...
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Um, broaden your mind.
Have fun.
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[Microphone thuds]
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Hi. You're here for me.
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Guys! Guys...
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Vaughn got recruited to
a college in Delaware.
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I'm gonna go with him for the summer.
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Finally, a classic
last-day-of-school plot twist.
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He's gonna be the next
Yngwe Mackadangdang junior.
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It's a hacky sack guy.
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Hey, you don't have to tell us who
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Ingmar Mackadingdong junior is.
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Jeff, help me with some refreshments.
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Please don't tell anyone
until after I'm gone.
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I'm not just going to
Delaware for the summer.
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I'm transferring with Vaughn.
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What? When did you decide that?
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I spent three months
researching backpacks
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before I chose the one that I use now.
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I don't want to be that person anymore.
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I want to live in the moment.
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Well, for your and Vaughn's sake,
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I hope it works out.
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But on behalf of the rest of the group,
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I hope it's a catastrophe.
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- You better visit.
- Whoa!
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I can't believe nobody's
taken this cookie.
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Senor Chang...
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Is there a word in Spanish
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for someone who used to
pretend to be a professor,
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but was a teacher,
but wasn't actually a teacher,
262
00:09:18,945 --> 00:09:20,211
and he's now a student?
263
00:09:20,279 --> 00:09:21,946
Is there a word for that?
264
00:09:22,014 --> 00:09:24,382
Oh, if it was in Spanish,
you wouldn't know, would you?
265
00:09:24,449 --> 00:09:25,549
Ah, bup, bup, bup.
266
00:09:25,617 --> 00:09:27,885
Hit a professor, you'll get expelled.
267
00:09:27,952 --> 00:09:31,054
I will find a loophole.
268
00:09:31,122 --> 00:09:32,389
Oh, good luck with that.
269
00:09:32,457 --> 00:09:34,257
[Whispering] Then I'll kill you.
270
00:09:34,325 --> 00:09:35,892
- Good.
- Dudley Moore.
271
00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,227
Spray tan.
272
00:09:37,295 --> 00:09:39,129
I'd go easy on that punch if I was you.
273
00:09:39,197 --> 00:09:41,465
I've put in a little... hot person.
274
00:09:41,533 --> 00:09:43,134
Hot people.
275
00:09:43,202 --> 00:09:44,535
There are two of them coming this way.
276
00:09:44,603 --> 00:09:45,536
Which one do you want?
277
00:09:45,604 --> 00:09:47,239
- Hi, Jeff.
- Hi, Jeff.
278
00:09:47,306 --> 00:09:49,108
Both: Oh. [chuckle sarcastically]
279
00:09:49,175 --> 00:09:50,909
Britta, you look great.
280
00:09:50,977 --> 00:09:52,444
Such a stunning improvement.
281
00:09:52,512 --> 00:09:53,913
Thank you.
God, you look gorgeous.
282
00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:56,315
It must've taken all day.
283
00:09:56,382 --> 00:09:58,116
Oh. [chuckles sarcastically]
284
00:09:58,184 --> 00:09:59,518
Oh, Jeff, you've got a...
285
00:09:59,585 --> 00:10:01,653
Oh. It's right there.
286
00:10:01,721 --> 00:10:02,921
- I do? What?
- Actually...
287
00:10:02,989 --> 00:10:05,090
[All muttering]
288
00:10:05,158 --> 00:10:06,591
Guys, guys...
289
00:10:06,659 --> 00:10:07,960
Cleanest face ever.
290
00:10:08,027 --> 00:10:09,461
Hey, am I okay?
291
00:10:09,529 --> 00:10:11,697
- Yes.
- Yeah.
292
00:10:11,764 --> 00:10:13,931
You know, Troy, uh,
our study group...
293
00:10:13,999 --> 00:10:16,267
After all we've been through,
we got to stick together.
294
00:10:16,335 --> 00:10:19,104
You, me, and Jeff and rain man
295
00:10:19,172 --> 00:10:22,441
and big boobs and medium
boobs and black boobs...
296
00:10:22,508 --> 00:10:23,642
We're a family.
297
00:10:23,709 --> 00:10:24,809
What's your point?
298
00:10:24,877 --> 00:10:26,278
I've been looking at your situation,
299
00:10:26,345 --> 00:10:27,445
and I'd like to make an offer.
300
00:10:27,513 --> 00:10:29,947
Okay.
301
00:10:30,015 --> 00:10:31,482
Am I black boobs?
302
00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:33,585
Last call.
303
00:10:33,653 --> 00:10:36,555
[Folk music]
304
00:10:41,862 --> 00:10:43,130
[Sighs]
305
00:10:43,197 --> 00:10:44,966
Study over.
306
00:10:48,337 --> 00:10:50,171
What are you doing?
307
00:10:50,239 --> 00:10:52,073
Just giving things a finale vibe.
308
00:10:52,141 --> 00:10:54,175
Well, how's this for a finale vibe?
309
00:10:54,243 --> 00:10:55,877
Pierce asked me to move in with him...
310
00:10:55,945 --> 00:10:57,145
in his mansion.
311
00:10:57,213 --> 00:10:59,280
More of a spin -off vibe,
but you should do it.
312
00:10:59,348 --> 00:11:01,449
- I thought we were friends.
- We are.
313
00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:03,585
Best friends... That's why
we shouldn't be roommates.
314
00:11:03,653 --> 00:11:05,253
We'll end up fighting and
putting a masking-tape line
315
00:11:05,321 --> 00:11:06,387
down the middle of our room.
316
00:11:06,455 --> 00:11:08,623
We just won't get masking tape.
317
00:11:08,690 --> 00:11:09,924
Troy, you should live
with someone who you like,
318
00:11:09,992 --> 00:11:11,259
but whose friendship
wouldn't be altered
319
00:11:11,327 --> 00:11:13,261
because of constant
irritation... that's Pierce.
320
00:11:13,329 --> 00:11:14,929
If you and I move in,
we jump the shark.
321
00:11:14,997 --> 00:11:18,766
That'll end it.
Well, maybe you're ending it.
322
00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:20,935
Oh, and for the record,
323
00:11:21,003 --> 00:11:22,604
there was an episode of Happy Days
324
00:11:22,671 --> 00:11:25,773
where a guy literally
jumped over a shark,
325
00:11:25,841 --> 00:11:28,242
and it was the best one.
326
00:11:31,780 --> 00:11:33,114
I think I'm winning.
327
00:11:33,182 --> 00:11:35,683
- Winning... Tranny Queen.
- Yeah.
328
00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:37,451
So, uh, isn't it nice
329
00:11:37,519 --> 00:11:40,154
that Jeff and Slater are
getting back together?
330
00:11:40,222 --> 00:11:42,123
- What?
- Aha! And psych!
331
00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:43,457
But they will get back together
332
00:11:43,525 --> 00:11:45,126
if you don't stop competing with her
333
00:11:45,193 --> 00:11:47,027
and start communicating with Jeff.
334
00:11:47,095 --> 00:11:48,495
She already has a head start.
335
00:11:48,563 --> 00:11:51,532
They slept together.
336
00:11:51,599 --> 00:11:54,568
Holy macaroni with pepper Jack.
337
00:11:54,636 --> 00:11:56,370
When? Where?
338
00:11:56,438 --> 00:11:57,905
During paintball
339
00:11:57,973 --> 00:12:00,174
in the study room with colonel mustard.
340
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,408
Does it matter?
341
00:12:01,476 --> 00:12:02,409
Well, now it does matter.
342
00:12:02,477 --> 00:12:03,744
Where... where in the study room?
343
00:12:03,811 --> 00:12:06,346
On the couches.
344
00:12:06,414 --> 00:12:08,348
- We use those!
- Oh, get over it.
345
00:12:08,416 --> 00:12:10,250
I've seen you shake the Dean's hand.
346
00:12:10,318 --> 00:12:12,052
Who knows where he's been?
347
00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,055
Do you believe in soul mates?
348
00:12:15,123 --> 00:12:16,489
Oh.
349
00:12:16,557 --> 00:12:18,424
Um, okay, now, don't be mad at me.
350
00:12:18,492 --> 00:12:20,593
I didn't think that more than
one person would answer the ad.
351
00:12:20,661 --> 00:12:21,894
Yes, dream coming true.
352
00:12:21,962 --> 00:12:23,863
You guys are leaving already?
353
00:12:23,930 --> 00:12:25,964
Yeah, got to be in Delaware
by tomorrow night.
354
00:12:26,032 --> 00:12:28,133
First practice is Monday morning.
355
00:12:29,635 --> 00:12:33,171
See you soon.
356
00:12:33,239 --> 00:12:34,773
[Both muttering]
357
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,875
Have a good summer.
358
00:12:36,943 --> 00:12:39,344
I'll see you in the fall, Annie.
359
00:12:41,181 --> 00:12:43,449
[Annie chuckles]
360
00:12:45,719 --> 00:12:46,986
We're gonna miss you.
361
00:12:47,054 --> 00:12:48,188
Yeah, you're the one
362
00:12:48,255 --> 00:12:49,456
that didn't even want me
in the study group.
363
00:12:49,523 --> 00:12:50,557
Come on, that's not true.
364
00:12:50,624 --> 00:12:52,726
Yeah, none of us did.
365
00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:54,927
I say things others won't.
That has value.
366
00:12:54,995 --> 00:12:57,130
Well...
367
00:12:57,197 --> 00:12:58,230
Bye.
368
00:12:58,298 --> 00:12:59,565
See ya.
369
00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:00,666
Lates.
370
00:13:00,734 --> 00:13:03,502
[All bidding farewell]
371
00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:07,738
Good evening, Michelle.
372
00:13:07,806 --> 00:13:10,274
Or may I say, "meow-chelle"?
373
00:13:10,342 --> 00:13:12,810
- Who has your car keys?
- They're in the taco meat.
374
00:13:12,877 --> 00:13:14,912
Now, what say you and
I blow this pop stand
375
00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:17,248
and head off for a
spot of slap n' tickle?
376
00:13:17,316 --> 00:13:18,583
[Whispering] I mean sex,
377
00:13:18,651 --> 00:13:21,320
in case the lingo hasn't
made it to the States.
378
00:13:21,387 --> 00:13:23,622
I think I'm probably
leaving here with Jeff.
379
00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:24,924
Really? I'm sorry, I just...
380
00:13:24,992 --> 00:13:26,259
just assumed that you two were done,
381
00:13:26,326 --> 00:13:27,593
since, uh... [clears throat]
382
00:13:27,661 --> 00:13:31,431
Jeff and Britta did, uh,
the Yankee Doodle.
383
00:13:31,498 --> 00:13:33,266
Oh, don't tell me that
didn't make it to the States.
384
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,268
It clearly originated here.
385
00:13:37,604 --> 00:13:42,041
Okay, we finished
tallying all 36 votes,
386
00:13:42,109 --> 00:13:43,442
so everyone get ready!
387
00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:46,345
[Light applause]
Yo, Goldilocks.
388
00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:47,346
Drop the smirk.
389
00:13:47,413 --> 00:13:48,680
I know about your grungy tumble,
390
00:13:48,748 --> 00:13:50,282
and I'm sure it was the
highlight of your diary,
391
00:13:50,349 --> 00:13:52,050
but it was during a pit
stop in something real.
392
00:13:52,118 --> 00:13:53,385
You were the pit stop.
393
00:13:53,452 --> 00:13:56,155
He used you to numb the
pain of not getting with me.
394
00:13:56,222 --> 00:13:58,223
Jeff needs a girl who doesn't
just not wear underwear
395
00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:00,559
because oprah told her
it would spice things up.
396
00:14:00,626 --> 00:14:02,394
He needs a girl who
doesn't wear underwear
397
00:14:02,462 --> 00:14:04,730
because she hasn't done
laundry in three weeks.
398
00:14:04,798 --> 00:14:07,066
He's been to flavor country now.
399
00:14:07,134 --> 00:14:08,968
They should retire
the table we did it on.
400
00:14:09,036 --> 00:14:10,236
Table?
401
00:14:10,304 --> 00:14:12,706
Miss britta perry!
402
00:14:12,773 --> 00:14:14,741
Oh, I'm sorry. I have to go.
403
00:14:14,809 --> 00:14:17,143
I just won a contest for being hot.
404
00:14:17,211 --> 00:14:18,244
[Applause]
405
00:14:18,311 --> 00:14:21,079
[Gasps] Oh, wow.
406
00:14:21,147 --> 00:14:22,981
This is a huge honor.
407
00:14:23,049 --> 00:14:24,917
This may come as a surprise to you,
408
00:14:24,984 --> 00:14:27,386
but I've never actually
won anything before.
409
00:14:27,453 --> 00:14:28,754
Okay, well, you still haven't.
410
00:14:28,821 --> 00:14:30,088
I'm just listing the nominees,
411
00:14:30,156 --> 00:14:31,823
so not a great time to get cocky.
412
00:14:31,891 --> 00:14:35,359
Okay. Christine Hollinsworth!
413
00:14:35,427 --> 00:14:37,262
[Light applause]
414
00:14:37,329 --> 00:14:39,230
Britney Baker!
415
00:14:39,298 --> 00:14:41,432
[Cheers and applause]
416
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,501
Mary Jones!
417
00:14:43,569 --> 00:14:46,603
[Applause]
418
00:14:46,671 --> 00:14:48,939
Amy Sm...
419
00:14:49,006 --> 00:14:51,975
Jeff Einger, do not
get back with Slater.
420
00:14:54,779 --> 00:14:55,946
I love you.
421
00:15:00,118 --> 00:15:01,885
Psst, psst, Britta.
422
00:15:01,953 --> 00:15:03,086
Britta!
423
00:15:03,154 --> 00:15:04,688
Your lipstick looks better.
424
00:15:15,269 --> 00:15:17,070
Hey, man.
425
00:15:17,137 --> 00:15:18,904
How's it going?
426
00:15:18,972 --> 00:15:20,572
Uh, don't shoot the messenger,
427
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,074
but everyone at this dance
428
00:15:22,141 --> 00:15:25,477
is kind of waiting for
your reaction to all this.
429
00:15:25,545 --> 00:15:26,912
Look, I'm trying to think, okay?
430
00:15:26,979 --> 00:15:28,880
Yeah, that's cool.
Take your time.
431
00:15:28,948 --> 00:15:30,916
[Softly] Hey, how's it going?
You look great.
432
00:15:30,983 --> 00:15:32,784
[Normal voice] Very fatal attraction.
433
00:15:32,852 --> 00:15:35,286
- Ah.
- [groans]
434
00:15:35,354 --> 00:15:37,755
- What's wrong with you?
- I'm sick.
435
00:15:37,823 --> 00:15:39,924
I don't know why.
436
00:15:39,991 --> 00:15:41,158
Have you considered
437
00:15:41,226 --> 00:15:42,460
the 60-inch-diameter
cookie you're eating?
438
00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,362
[Scoffs]
How can something that's delicious
439
00:15:44,430 --> 00:15:45,930
make me sick?
440
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,367
Unless too much of a good thing...
441
00:15:50,435 --> 00:15:53,371
is actually a bad thing.
442
00:15:53,439 --> 00:15:55,640
My friendship with Abed
is a giant cookie.
443
00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:57,242
Look, I kind of got my own
thing going on right now.
444
00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:59,078
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
445
00:15:59,145 --> 00:16:02,548
[Pensive music]
446
00:16:10,858 --> 00:16:13,393
First of all...
447
00:16:13,461 --> 00:16:14,728
I'm flattered.
448
00:16:14,795 --> 00:16:16,563
Second...
449
00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:18,431
Have you ever heard of...
450
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,600
email?
451
00:16:20,668 --> 00:16:22,769
You love me?
452
00:16:24,638 --> 00:16:25,805
Do you love me?
453
00:16:25,872 --> 00:16:28,774
I have something to say.
454
00:16:28,842 --> 00:16:31,743
Jeff...
455
00:16:31,811 --> 00:16:32,945
I love you.
456
00:16:33,013 --> 00:16:35,047
[Scoffs]
I wonder where she got that from.
457
00:16:35,115 --> 00:16:37,683
I'm sorry. Do you have a
patent on loving people?
458
00:16:37,751 --> 00:16:39,651
Would you like a patent
in getting your ass kicked?
459
00:16:39,719 --> 00:16:41,620
- [mumbles mockingly]
- Okay, okay.
460
00:16:41,688 --> 00:16:43,789
Can you stand over there?
461
00:16:43,856 --> 00:16:45,323
[Sighs]
462
00:16:45,391 --> 00:16:47,559
And can you sit down...
463
00:16:47,626 --> 00:16:48,960
please?
464
00:16:49,028 --> 00:16:51,963
[Pensive music]
465
00:16:56,101 --> 00:16:57,602
Jeffrey...
466
00:16:57,670 --> 00:16:58,836
Choose Britta.
467
00:16:58,904 --> 00:16:59,904
- Yeah, Team Britta.
- Yeah, that's right.
468
00:16:59,972 --> 00:17:01,139
Britta's lame.
469
00:17:01,206 --> 00:17:02,473
Team Slater.
470
00:17:02,541 --> 00:17:03,675
- Team Slater.
- Choose Britta.
471
00:17:03,743 --> 00:17:05,010
Bring Conan back!
472
00:17:05,077 --> 00:17:06,878
[All clamoring]
473
00:17:06,946 --> 00:17:08,547
Shh.
474
00:17:08,614 --> 00:17:10,516
Ye... It's been a... a great year.
475
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:13,251
Can't hear you.
No one can hear you.
476
00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:20,326
Uh, hi, it's, um...
477
00:17:20,393 --> 00:17:22,161
Oh, come on, who are you choosing?
478
00:17:22,229 --> 00:17:24,797
[Pensive music]
479
00:17:32,972 --> 00:17:34,173
I... I don't know.
480
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,008
Oh. [All booing]
481
00:17:36,075 --> 00:17:38,210
[Blows raspberry]
482
00:17:38,278 --> 00:17:39,745
[Shouting]
483
00:17:39,813 --> 00:17:42,348
Everybody sh...
Everybody close their faces.
484
00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:43,850
All right, he's got a lot on his mind.
485
00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:45,017
Leave him alone.
486
00:17:45,085 --> 00:17:46,519
Oka... I got it from here.
487
00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:49,856
My name is Professor Ian Duncan,
488
00:17:49,923 --> 00:17:52,860
and I would like to rap for you.
489
00:17:52,927 --> 00:17:54,194
Drop a beat.
490
00:17:54,262 --> 00:17:56,697
[Hip-hop music]
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
491
00:17:56,765 --> 00:17:59,167
♪ My name is Ian Duncan,
and I'm here to say♪
492
00:17:59,234 --> 00:18:01,536
♪ I'm going to rap to the beat
in a rapping way ♪
493
00:18:01,604 --> 00:18:04,038
♪ I've got a real big penis,
and I drink lots of tea ♪
494
00:18:04,106 --> 00:18:05,272
Oh, okay. Okay, okay.
495
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,474
No, no, no, you know what, Duncan?
496
00:18:06,541 --> 00:18:07,475
- What?
- That's enough.
497
00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:08,475
- Why?
- You have a problem.
498
00:18:08,543 --> 00:18:09,710
- Oh, I have a problem?
- Yes.
499
00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:12,146
Who is it here who
has a dalmatian fetish?
500
00:18:12,213 --> 00:18:13,380
Oh, ok... okay.
501
00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:15,549
Well, that is a oversimplification,
502
00:18:15,617 --> 00:18:16,917
and you are suspended.
503
00:18:16,985 --> 00:18:18,451
Oh, come on.
504
00:18:18,519 --> 00:18:19,886
Oh, not a teacher anymore.
505
00:18:19,953 --> 00:18:21,387
What's this?
506
00:18:21,455 --> 00:18:22,755
A roll of quarters. Why?
507
00:18:22,823 --> 00:18:24,056
Funny question. Oh, man!
508
00:18:24,124 --> 00:18:25,558
- Friends, help me, friends!
- Help me!
509
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,427
He's on me! He's on me!
510
00:18:27,495 --> 00:18:29,562
I'll do it. I'll move in with you.
511
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,231
Fantastic, buddy!
512
00:18:31,298 --> 00:18:32,565
Why don't you come over on Saturday?
513
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,134
My tailor will fit you for a uniform.
514
00:18:34,201 --> 00:18:36,903
[Commotion continues]
515
00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:39,772
Guys, let's break it up.
Come on, let's not fight.
516
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:40,973
Let's not fight.
517
00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:42,709
No, no!
518
00:19:03,932 --> 00:19:05,099
I thought you left.
519
00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:07,702
[Sighs] I couldn't go.
520
00:19:07,769 --> 00:19:08,736
What happened?
521
00:19:08,804 --> 00:19:10,371
I guess as we were driving away,
522
00:19:10,439 --> 00:19:12,874
I finally started living in the moment,
523
00:19:12,941 --> 00:19:15,709
and I realized that, in the moment,
524
00:19:15,777 --> 00:19:17,178
greendale is where I belong.
525
00:19:17,246 --> 00:19:18,680
[Sighs]
526
00:19:18,747 --> 00:19:20,315
What are you doing out here?
527
00:19:20,383 --> 00:19:22,217
Oh, you know...
528
00:19:22,285 --> 00:19:24,153
Britta and Slater told me
they loved me.
529
00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:26,054
- Really?
- Yeah.
530
00:19:26,122 --> 00:19:28,057
- What did you do?
- I ran away.
531
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,059
I don't know. It's hard.
532
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,894
Slater makes me feel like I do
533
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,064
when I write my new year's resolutions.
534
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,300
She makes me feel like
the guy I want to be.
535
00:19:36,368 --> 00:19:38,402
And britta makes me
feel like the guy I am
536
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,238
three weeks after new year's,
537
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:41,739
when I'm back to
hitting my snooze button
538
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:43,341
and screening my
mom's phone calls...
539
00:19:43,408 --> 00:19:44,875
back to who I really am.
540
00:19:44,943 --> 00:19:46,577
So...
541
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,746
Do you try to evolve...
542
00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:51,749
or do you try to know what you are?
543
00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:53,084
I don't know.
544
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,919
I wish I could live two lives.
545
00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:57,688
One of me would go with Vaughn,
and one of me could stay here.
546
00:19:57,756 --> 00:19:59,090
Yeah, one of me could
be back with Slater,
547
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:00,591
and the other could try it with Britta.
548
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,092
And then we could all get together
549
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,526
for some weird foursome.
550
00:20:03,594 --> 00:20:04,894
[Chuckles]
551
00:20:04,962 --> 00:20:07,763
[Indistinct chatter]
Um, I guess I got to...
552
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:08,898
got to deal with it.
553
00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:10,266
- Good luck.
- [chuckles]
554
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:13,101
[Inhales sharply] Um...
555
00:20:13,169 --> 00:20:14,369
I'm glad you're staying.
556
00:20:14,436 --> 00:20:17,338
[Cheerful music]
557
00:20:30,122 --> 00:20:40,191
sync by honeybunny
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558
00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:43,120
Oh, my God.
559
00:20:43,187 --> 00:20:45,289
I'm finally popular enough
to be in the yearbook.
560
00:20:45,356 --> 00:20:46,957
What do you mean "video yearbook"?
561
00:20:47,024 --> 00:20:48,459
Where do I sign?
562
00:20:48,527 --> 00:20:50,461
Photo not available.
563
00:20:50,528 --> 00:20:52,597
This better not be one of those
take-your-top-off videos.
564
00:20:52,665 --> 00:20:54,266
I don't believe in yearbooks.
565
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:55,934
I just want people to remember
566
00:20:56,002 --> 00:20:57,803
there's a guy in between these things.
567
00:20:57,870 --> 00:20:59,137
[Chuckles] What a year.
568
00:20:59,205 --> 00:21:00,505
Only two pregnancy scares.
569
00:21:00,573 --> 00:21:04,408
I give this year a "D"
for "delightful".
570
00:21:04,476 --> 00:21:07,946
I can't believe
I spent ten bucks on this.
571
00:21:08,014 --> 00:21:09,914
I don't know any of these people.
572
00:21:09,915 --> 00:21:14,915
Corrected by 4be1
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