1 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:12,581 - Thanks for a great year. - You got it. 2 00:00:13,249 --> 00:00:14,350 Mr. Winger! 3 00:00:14,918 --> 00:00:17,053 I hope you will be seizing the day this summer. 4 00:00:17,121 --> 00:00:18,521 Thanks, Professor Whitman. 5 00:00:18,589 --> 00:00:20,891 And I hope you'll be seizing a more contemporary movie. 6 00:00:20,959 --> 00:00:22,793 Looking good, Leonard. 7 00:00:22,861 --> 00:00:24,061 Stroke or tai chi? 8 00:00:24,129 --> 00:00:25,196 Tai chi. 9 00:00:25,263 --> 00:00:26,564 Keep it up. 10 00:00:26,631 --> 00:00:29,435 And keep up whatever it is you're doing, Garrett. 11 00:00:29,503 --> 00:00:31,303 It's called "chillaxing". 12 00:00:31,371 --> 00:00:32,372 Duh! 13 00:00:32,439 --> 00:00:34,340 Hey... hey, what's up, Jeff? Hi. 14 00:00:34,408 --> 00:00:36,843 Hello, good morning, howdy. 15 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:38,680 Wait, Jeff. I'll walk with you. 16 00:00:42,818 --> 00:00:44,051 Uh... 17 00:00:44,119 --> 00:00:46,454 I got class in, like, five hours, so... 18 00:00:46,522 --> 00:00:47,922 All right, I'll see you, babe. 19 00:00:47,990 --> 00:00:48,990 Sayonara. 20 00:00:49,058 --> 00:00:50,258 I can't believe I made it 21 00:00:50,326 --> 00:00:51,759 through my first year of college. 22 00:00:51,827 --> 00:00:52,927 I finally get to click send 23 00:00:52,994 --> 00:00:54,762 on so many "I told you so" emails. 24 00:00:54,830 --> 00:00:57,030 Yeah, it's pretty great. Not much could ruin today. 25 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:58,265 Hi! 26 00:00:58,332 --> 00:00:59,966 Oh, shoot. I forgot saying that summons him. 27 00:01:00,034 --> 00:01:01,201 Will you two be attending 28 00:01:01,268 --> 00:01:03,202 tomorrow's, uh, transfer ceremony to send off 29 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:05,872 all the students leaving for so-called real schools? 30 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,675 There's a formal dance afterward. 31 00:01:07,743 --> 00:01:10,078 How many dances is this school gonna have? 32 00:01:10,145 --> 00:01:11,379 Five. 33 00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:14,216 If you come to all of them, you get one of these. 34 00:01:14,284 --> 00:01:16,385 I assumed your whole posse would be coming to the dance, 35 00:01:16,453 --> 00:01:18,388 having heard the exciting news about Britta. 36 00:01:19,891 --> 00:01:21,558 Banana rhino. 37 00:01:21,626 --> 00:01:24,061 Banana Sam Elliott. 38 00:01:24,129 --> 00:01:25,263 LeVar "Banana" Burton. 39 00:01:26,432 --> 00:01:27,733 Banana King Tut. 40 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,736 Here, give me that. 41 00:01:29,803 --> 00:01:32,405 It's more like this. 42 00:01:34,643 --> 00:01:36,277 B... banana penis. 43 00:01:37,947 --> 00:01:40,382 Sure, you would've loved it if he did it. 44 00:01:40,450 --> 00:01:41,584 What? 45 00:01:41,651 --> 00:01:43,519 What's happened to you and me, Troy? 46 00:01:43,587 --> 00:01:44,820 Remember how hard we laughed 47 00:01:44,888 --> 00:01:46,422 When we first heard the term "teacher's aids"? 48 00:01:46,490 --> 00:01:47,657 Yeah. 49 00:01:47,725 --> 00:01:49,726 And then we found out a teacher did have aids. 50 00:01:49,794 --> 00:01:51,928 So what's everybody doing this summer? 51 00:01:51,996 --> 00:01:53,597 I'm taking the boys on a trip. 52 00:01:53,665 --> 00:01:55,433 Money's tight, so I hope I can convince them 53 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:58,236 for one more year that motels are tiny, little theme parks. 54 00:01:58,303 --> 00:02:00,271 Yeah, I got to find a new place to live. 55 00:02:00,339 --> 00:02:01,673 My dad wants me to leave the nest, 56 00:02:01,741 --> 00:02:03,375 so he feels less weird that his girlfriend is 20. 57 00:02:03,442 --> 00:02:05,210 You could live in a pyramid. 58 00:02:05,277 --> 00:02:06,878 Oh, wait. 59 00:02:06,946 --> 00:02:09,080 Abed, your dorm room's got a bunk bed, right? 60 00:02:09,148 --> 00:02:11,282 Yep. 61 00:02:13,385 --> 00:02:16,220 Um, everyone has to go to the transfer dance tomorrow. 62 00:02:16,287 --> 00:02:17,321 I'm going. 63 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:18,956 My friend Gary's transferring. 64 00:02:19,023 --> 00:02:19,956 Oh, good. 65 00:02:20,024 --> 00:02:21,091 - Finally. - Thank God. 66 00:02:21,158 --> 00:02:22,459 Hope he transfers to hell. 67 00:02:22,526 --> 00:02:23,593 More importantly, 68 00:02:23,661 --> 00:02:26,397 our very own Britta Perry, it turns out, 69 00:02:26,464 --> 00:02:29,166 has been nominated for transfer queen. 70 00:02:29,234 --> 00:02:31,603 Oh, that's nice! 71 00:02:31,671 --> 00:02:33,739 What the hell is a transfer queen? 72 00:02:33,806 --> 00:02:35,407 It's like prom queen. You wear a sash. 73 00:02:35,475 --> 00:02:36,842 And there's a vote, and if you win, 74 00:02:36,910 --> 00:02:38,911 they put a crown on your head, and I am so jealous, Britta, 75 00:02:38,979 --> 00:02:40,513 I want to murder you. Aren't you excited? 76 00:02:40,581 --> 00:02:41,514 No. 77 00:02:41,581 --> 00:02:42,782 How did I get nominated? 78 00:02:42,849 --> 00:02:44,250 Don't let it upset you, Britta. 79 00:02:44,318 --> 00:02:45,751 It's the last day of the semester. 80 00:02:45,819 --> 00:02:46,852 Nothing can ruin that. 81 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:47,920 Hi! 82 00:02:47,988 --> 00:02:50,089 Amazing. He's like an evil genie. 83 00:02:50,156 --> 00:02:51,590 Just spreading the news. 84 00:02:51,658 --> 00:02:53,258 Some folks say "transfer formal" 85 00:02:53,326 --> 00:02:54,926 isn't really rolling off the tongue, 86 00:02:54,994 --> 00:02:59,130 so we're just gonna call it "The tranny dance"! 87 00:02:59,198 --> 00:03:00,865 Much more Greendale. 88 00:03:01,401 --> 00:03:05,401 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 89 00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:08,402 Corrected by 4be1 www.addic7ed.com 90 00:03:08,941 --> 00:03:11,209 What kind of community college has a prom? 91 00:03:11,277 --> 00:03:12,711 Proms weren't even cool in high school. 92 00:03:12,779 --> 00:03:14,913 It's that kind of crap that made me drop out in the first place. 93 00:03:14,981 --> 00:03:16,148 You know, you don't actually have 94 00:03:16,215 --> 00:03:18,884 to lie on a sofa like it's a Woody Allen movie. 95 00:03:18,952 --> 00:03:21,220 Thank you for telling me that in the last session, dumbass. 96 00:03:21,287 --> 00:03:22,721 Now, look... 97 00:03:22,789 --> 00:03:25,057 There are bugs on the windshield of your mind 98 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:26,958 you may never be able to squeegee, 99 00:03:27,026 --> 00:03:28,828 like a certain birthday party 100 00:03:28,895 --> 00:03:31,063 attended by a rather enterprising transient 101 00:03:31,131 --> 00:03:32,632 in a dinosaur costume. 102 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:34,901 But there are other more recent streaks 103 00:03:34,968 --> 00:03:36,903 that you might yet be able to wipe clear, 104 00:03:36,971 --> 00:03:38,738 like your adolescent fear 105 00:03:38,806 --> 00:03:40,907 of being a so-called blow-up doll. 106 00:03:40,975 --> 00:03:43,576 I really think this nomination may actually help that. 107 00:03:43,644 --> 00:03:45,411 So you think I'd feel better about myself 108 00:03:45,479 --> 00:03:47,246 if I got all sexed up, went over there, 109 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:50,017 and really tried to be crowned queen of the dingbats? 110 00:03:50,084 --> 00:03:51,818 - Precisely. - Wow. 111 00:03:51,886 --> 00:03:54,421 Guess you really get what you pay for with free therapy. 112 00:03:54,489 --> 00:03:56,056 Ouch. That stung a little bit. 113 00:03:56,123 --> 00:03:57,057 Thanks. 114 00:03:57,124 --> 00:03:58,725 - Oh. - Oh. 115 00:03:58,792 --> 00:04:01,027 I'll save you some time. 116 00:04:01,095 --> 00:04:02,362 He listens to you talk for a year, 117 00:04:02,429 --> 00:04:03,696 then recommends a makeover. 118 00:04:03,764 --> 00:04:05,198 Well, don't wear as much lipstick 119 00:04:05,265 --> 00:04:06,532 as you did on Valentine's Day. 120 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,768 Your mouth looked like a coin purse. 121 00:04:08,836 --> 00:04:11,203 Senor Chang... 122 00:04:11,271 --> 00:04:14,039 Greendale's foremost, if only, Spanish teacher. 123 00:04:14,107 --> 00:04:15,574 What can I do for you? 124 00:04:15,641 --> 00:04:18,009 I am actually a student now. 125 00:04:18,077 --> 00:04:19,877 - Oh. - But I was thinking, 126 00:04:19,945 --> 00:04:22,547 as a teacher and as my friend, 127 00:04:22,614 --> 00:04:25,716 um, if you could help me... 128 00:04:25,784 --> 00:04:27,685 Cheat my way through school. 129 00:04:27,752 --> 00:04:29,453 I have a counterproposal. 130 00:04:29,521 --> 00:04:31,188 How about... 131 00:04:31,256 --> 00:04:34,058 I point out to you that we've never actually been friends, 132 00:04:34,126 --> 00:04:37,061 then laugh at your very well-deserved misfortune? 133 00:04:37,129 --> 00:04:39,730 Let's just try that a second. 134 00:04:44,269 --> 00:04:46,070 No, Jorge, you killed it. 135 00:04:46,138 --> 00:04:47,905 Are you going to Abed's kegger? 136 00:04:47,973 --> 00:04:49,574 Sweet. 137 00:04:49,641 --> 00:04:51,576 You probably don't want to talk to me. 138 00:04:51,644 --> 00:04:53,244 Well, it's not junior high. 139 00:04:53,312 --> 00:04:55,914 We're mature adults, Michelle. We can talk. 140 00:04:55,982 --> 00:04:58,917 I think I handled our breakup poorly. 141 00:04:58,985 --> 00:05:00,252 Before I respond to that, 142 00:05:00,319 --> 00:05:02,521 I'll have to take a extra-strength vitamin duh. 143 00:05:04,991 --> 00:05:06,190 Duh. 144 00:05:06,258 --> 00:05:08,025 We started getting serious, and I got scared, 145 00:05:08,093 --> 00:05:10,694 and it's possible I made a mistake. 146 00:05:10,762 --> 00:05:13,530 Maybe we can talk about it sometime. 147 00:05:13,598 --> 00:05:16,566 I miss you. 148 00:05:16,634 --> 00:05:18,367 Mm-mmm. 149 00:05:18,435 --> 00:05:21,704 Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer. 150 00:05:21,771 --> 00:05:23,806 Cool. 151 00:05:36,285 --> 00:05:38,386 - Dope kegger. - Thanks. 152 00:05:38,454 --> 00:05:39,487 Funny... 153 00:05:39,555 --> 00:05:41,723 You know, I... I spend so much time here, 154 00:05:41,790 --> 00:05:44,058 I forget that we don't live together. 155 00:05:45,727 --> 00:05:47,061 Then I think... 156 00:05:47,128 --> 00:05:49,096 "What if we lived together?" 157 00:05:49,163 --> 00:05:51,732 Here, I'm gonna check on the other keg. 158 00:05:51,799 --> 00:05:53,600 Hey, Troy, you ever seen one of these? 159 00:05:53,668 --> 00:05:54,768 It's called a beer bong. 160 00:05:54,835 --> 00:05:56,736 You're not supposed to inhale, though. 161 00:05:56,804 --> 00:05:58,171 I almost died outside. 162 00:05:58,238 --> 00:05:59,839 Why does abed hate me? 163 00:05:59,906 --> 00:06:01,340 What, are you kidding? Look at him. 164 00:06:01,408 --> 00:06:02,541 He probably hates America. 165 00:06:02,609 --> 00:06:03,943 Hey, babe, babe. 166 00:06:04,010 --> 00:06:05,010 Guess what. 167 00:06:05,078 --> 00:06:06,512 Your boyfriend just got offered a spot 168 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:08,014 on the number-one community-college 169 00:06:08,082 --> 00:06:09,449 hacky sack team in the nation. 170 00:06:09,517 --> 00:06:11,218 - Oh, my God! Sweetie! - Oh, my God. 171 00:06:11,285 --> 00:06:12,486 I'm assuming that's huge. 172 00:06:12,554 --> 00:06:13,788 Of course it's huge. Are you kidding me? 173 00:06:13,855 --> 00:06:15,857 I mean, you know, I'm not into the fame and stuff, 174 00:06:15,924 --> 00:06:17,992 but I could be the next Yngwe Mackadangdang junior. 175 00:06:18,060 --> 00:06:19,561 I know. 176 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,030 There's just one thing, mountain flower, 177 00:06:21,097 --> 00:06:23,198 and that's that the, uh... 178 00:06:23,266 --> 00:06:25,067 the school's in Delaware. 179 00:06:26,703 --> 00:06:27,870 Thank you. 180 00:06:27,938 --> 00:06:29,204 You know... 181 00:06:29,272 --> 00:06:30,705 If you don't go to this dance tomorrow, 182 00:06:30,773 --> 00:06:32,441 we are not gonna see each other for months. 183 00:06:32,509 --> 00:06:35,243 It's not a Jane Austen novel. We have cell phones. 184 00:06:36,546 --> 00:06:38,513 - What? Aah! Oh. - Oh, jeez, sorry. 185 00:06:38,581 --> 00:06:39,614 What are you doing? 186 00:06:39,682 --> 00:06:41,850 Well, you had hair I was gonna move. 187 00:06:41,918 --> 00:06:43,719 - You were gonna move my hair? - I don't know. 188 00:06:43,786 --> 00:06:45,054 Have you ever thought of yourself 189 00:06:45,121 --> 00:06:46,355 as a guarded person, Britta? 190 00:06:46,423 --> 00:06:47,356 Am I? 191 00:06:47,424 --> 00:06:49,892 Watch. 192 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,561 See? It's alarming, right? 193 00:06:51,629 --> 00:06:53,129 Right? 194 00:06:54,132 --> 00:06:55,666 Oh... 195 00:06:55,733 --> 00:06:58,035 Professor Slater, hi. What are you doing here? 196 00:06:58,103 --> 00:07:00,905 Oh, you know, end of the year, randomly wandering. 197 00:07:00,973 --> 00:07:02,173 Hi, Jeff. 198 00:07:02,241 --> 00:07:03,542 Are you two...? 199 00:07:03,610 --> 00:07:04,710 - No. - No. 200 00:07:04,777 --> 00:07:05,844 The two of you aren't...? 201 00:07:05,912 --> 00:07:07,079 - No. - No. 202 00:07:07,146 --> 00:07:08,613 - No, just friends. - Same here. 203 00:07:08,681 --> 00:07:10,215 Good... for you. 204 00:07:10,282 --> 00:07:12,517 Will I see you at the dance, Britta? 205 00:07:12,585 --> 00:07:14,019 Kind of obligated, 206 00:07:14,086 --> 00:07:15,954 seeing as I'm nominated for queen, 207 00:07:16,021 --> 00:07:17,188 - so... - Oh. 208 00:07:17,256 --> 00:07:19,056 I thought you were all into female empowerment. 209 00:07:19,124 --> 00:07:21,191 What's more empowering than a woman in a crown? 210 00:07:23,361 --> 00:07:25,629 Just did my first keg stand! 211 00:07:25,697 --> 00:07:26,764 Ha ha! 212 00:07:26,832 --> 00:07:29,032 Can't feel my legs. 213 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,100 Mm! 214 00:07:32,806 --> 00:07:37,208 ♪ Dancing in your underwear, taking air conditioner repair ♪ 215 00:07:38,276 --> 00:07:40,377 ♪ So you can get a job ♪ 216 00:07:40,444 --> 00:07:44,814 ♪ Greendale's the way it goes ♪ 217 00:07:47,152 --> 00:07:48,485 Whoo! Ha ha! 218 00:07:48,553 --> 00:07:52,189 Our original school song by the venerable Pierce Hawthorne. 219 00:07:52,257 --> 00:07:53,824 He made that up. Hmm? 220 00:07:53,892 --> 00:07:56,994 Everyone remember to vote before the coronation. 221 00:07:57,062 --> 00:07:59,497 The nominees are identified with sashes 222 00:07:59,565 --> 00:08:01,665 that say "Tranny Queen". 223 00:08:01,733 --> 00:08:04,168 By the way, we do offer summer classes, 224 00:08:04,236 --> 00:08:06,871 which are a great way to, um... 225 00:08:06,938 --> 00:08:08,839 Um, broaden your mind. Have fun. 226 00:08:10,375 --> 00:08:11,442 Hi. You're here for me. 227 00:08:11,509 --> 00:08:12,810 Guys! Guys... 228 00:08:12,878 --> 00:08:15,679 Vaughn got recruited to a college in Delaware. 229 00:08:15,747 --> 00:08:17,248 I'm gonna go with him for the summer. 230 00:08:17,316 --> 00:08:19,650 Finally, a classic last-day-of-school plot twist. 231 00:08:19,718 --> 00:08:22,520 He's gonna be the next Yngwe Mackadangdang junior. 232 00:08:22,588 --> 00:08:23,822 It's a hacky sack guy. 233 00:08:23,889 --> 00:08:25,357 Hey, you don't have to tell us who 234 00:08:25,424 --> 00:08:28,026 Ingmar Mackadingdong junior is. 235 00:08:28,094 --> 00:08:30,529 Jeff, help me with some refreshments. 236 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:33,833 Please don't tell anyone until after I'm gone. 237 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:37,203 I'm not just going to Delaware for the summer. 238 00:08:37,271 --> 00:08:39,971 I'm transferring with Vaughn. 239 00:08:40,039 --> 00:08:41,706 What? When did you decide that? 240 00:08:41,774 --> 00:08:44,709 I spent three months researching backpacks 241 00:08:44,777 --> 00:08:47,878 before I chose the one that I use now. 242 00:08:47,946 --> 00:08:51,115 I don't want to be that person anymore. 243 00:08:51,183 --> 00:08:53,184 I want to live in the moment. 244 00:08:53,251 --> 00:08:55,820 Well, for your and Vaughn's sake, 245 00:08:55,887 --> 00:08:57,488 I hope it works out. 246 00:08:57,556 --> 00:08:59,657 But on behalf of the rest of the group, 247 00:08:59,725 --> 00:09:01,492 I hope it's a catastrophe. 248 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:04,530 - You better visit. - Whoa! 249 00:09:04,597 --> 00:09:07,399 I can't believe nobody's taken this cookie. 250 00:09:09,903 --> 00:09:11,838 Senor Chang... 251 00:09:11,905 --> 00:09:13,572 Is there a word in Spanish 252 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,041 for someone who used to pretend to be a professor, 253 00:09:16,109 --> 00:09:18,677 but was a teacher, but wasn't actually a teacher, 254 00:09:18,745 --> 00:09:20,011 and he's now a student? 255 00:09:20,079 --> 00:09:21,746 Is there a word for that? 256 00:09:21,814 --> 00:09:24,182 Oh, if it was in Spanish, you wouldn't know, would you? 257 00:09:24,249 --> 00:09:25,349 Ah, bup, bup, bup. 258 00:09:25,417 --> 00:09:27,685 Hit a professor, you'll get expelled. 259 00:09:27,752 --> 00:09:30,854 I will find a loophole. 260 00:09:30,922 --> 00:09:32,189 Oh, good luck with that. 261 00:09:32,257 --> 00:09:34,057 Then I'll kill you. 262 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:35,692 - Good. - Dudley Moore. 263 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,027 Spray tan. 264 00:09:37,095 --> 00:09:38,929 I'd go easy on that punch if I was you. 265 00:09:38,997 --> 00:09:41,265 I've put in a little... hot person. 266 00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:42,934 Hot people. 267 00:09:43,002 --> 00:09:44,335 There are two of them coming this way. 268 00:09:44,403 --> 00:09:45,336 Which one do you want? 269 00:09:45,404 --> 00:09:47,039 - Hi, Jeff. - Hi, Jeff. 270 00:09:47,106 --> 00:09:48,908 - Oh. - Oh. 271 00:09:48,975 --> 00:09:50,709 Britta, you look great. 272 00:09:50,777 --> 00:09:52,244 Such a stunning improvement. 273 00:09:52,312 --> 00:09:53,713 Thank you. God, you look gorgeous. 274 00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:56,115 It must've taken all day. 275 00:09:56,182 --> 00:09:57,916 Oh. 276 00:09:57,984 --> 00:09:59,318 Oh, Jeff, you've got a... 277 00:09:59,385 --> 00:10:01,453 Oh. It's right there. 278 00:10:01,521 --> 00:10:02,721 - I do? What? - Actually... 279 00:10:04,958 --> 00:10:06,391 Guys, guys... 280 00:10:06,459 --> 00:10:07,760 Cleanest face ever. 281 00:10:07,827 --> 00:10:09,261 Hey, am I okay? 282 00:10:09,329 --> 00:10:11,497 - Yes. - Yeah. 283 00:10:11,564 --> 00:10:13,731 You know, Troy, uh, our study group... 284 00:10:13,799 --> 00:10:16,067 After all we've been through, we got to stick together. 285 00:10:16,135 --> 00:10:18,904 You, me, and Jeff and rain man 286 00:10:18,972 --> 00:10:22,241 and big boobs and medium boobs and black boobs... 287 00:10:22,308 --> 00:10:23,442 We're a family. 288 00:10:23,509 --> 00:10:24,609 What's your point? 289 00:10:24,677 --> 00:10:26,078 I've been looking at your situation, 290 00:10:26,145 --> 00:10:27,245 and I'd like to make an offer. 291 00:10:27,313 --> 00:10:29,747 Okay. 292 00:10:29,815 --> 00:10:31,282 Am I black boobs? 293 00:10:31,350 --> 00:10:33,385 Last call. 294 00:10:42,997 --> 00:10:44,766 Study over. 295 00:10:48,137 --> 00:10:49,971 What are you doing? 296 00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:51,873 Just giving things a finale vibe. 297 00:10:51,941 --> 00:10:53,975 Well, how's this for a finale vibe? 298 00:10:54,043 --> 00:10:55,677 Pierce asked me to move in with him... 299 00:10:55,745 --> 00:10:56,945 in his mansion. 300 00:10:57,013 --> 00:10:59,080 More of a spin -off vibe, but you should do it. 301 00:10:59,148 --> 00:11:01,249 - I thought we were friends. - We are. 302 00:11:01,317 --> 00:11:03,385 Best friends... That's why we shouldn't be roommates. 303 00:11:03,453 --> 00:11:05,053 We'll end up fighting and putting a masking-tape line 304 00:11:05,121 --> 00:11:06,187 down the middle of our room. 305 00:11:06,255 --> 00:11:08,423 We just won't get masking tape. 306 00:11:08,490 --> 00:11:09,724 Troy, you should live with someone who you like, 307 00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:11,059 but whose friendship wouldn't be altered 308 00:11:11,127 --> 00:11:13,061 because of constant irritation... that's Pierce. 309 00:11:13,129 --> 00:11:14,729 If you and I move in, we jump the shark. 310 00:11:14,797 --> 00:11:18,566 That'll end it. Well, maybe you're ending it. 311 00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:20,735 Oh, and for the record, 312 00:11:20,803 --> 00:11:22,404 there was an episode of Happy Days 313 00:11:22,471 --> 00:11:25,573 where a guy literally jumped over a shark, 314 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:28,042 and it was the best one. 315 00:11:31,580 --> 00:11:32,914 I think I'm winning. 316 00:11:32,982 --> 00:11:35,483 - Winning... Tranny Queen. - Yeah. 317 00:11:35,550 --> 00:11:37,251 So, uh, isn't it nice 318 00:11:37,319 --> 00:11:39,954 that Jeff and Slater are getting back together? 319 00:11:40,022 --> 00:11:41,923 - What? - Aha! And psych! 320 00:11:41,990 --> 00:11:43,257 But they will get back together 321 00:11:43,325 --> 00:11:44,926 if you don't stop competing with her 322 00:11:44,993 --> 00:11:46,827 and start communicating with Jeff. 323 00:11:46,895 --> 00:11:48,295 She already has a head start. 324 00:11:48,363 --> 00:11:51,332 They slept together. 325 00:11:51,399 --> 00:11:54,368 Holy macaroni with pepper Jack. 326 00:11:54,436 --> 00:11:56,170 When? Where? 327 00:11:56,238 --> 00:11:57,705 During paintball 328 00:11:57,773 --> 00:11:59,974 in the study room with colonel mustard. 329 00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:01,208 Does it matter? 330 00:12:01,276 --> 00:12:02,209 Well, now it does matter. 331 00:12:02,277 --> 00:12:03,544 Where... where in the study room? 332 00:12:03,611 --> 00:12:06,146 On the couches. 333 00:12:06,214 --> 00:12:08,148 - We use those! - Oh, get over it. 334 00:12:08,216 --> 00:12:10,050 I've seen you shake the Dean's hand. 335 00:12:10,118 --> 00:12:11,852 Who knows where he's been? 336 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,855 Do you believe in soul mates? 337 00:12:14,923 --> 00:12:16,289 Oh. 338 00:12:16,357 --> 00:12:18,224 Um, okay, now, don't be mad at me. 339 00:12:18,292 --> 00:12:20,393 I didn't think that more than one person would answer the ad. 340 00:12:20,461 --> 00:12:21,694 Yes, dream coming true. 341 00:12:21,762 --> 00:12:23,663 You guys are leaving already? 342 00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:25,764 Yeah, got to be in Delaware by tomorrow night. 343 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,933 First practice is Monday morning. 344 00:12:29,435 --> 00:12:32,971 See you soon. 345 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,675 Have a good summer. 346 00:12:36,743 --> 00:12:39,144 I'll see you in the fall, Annie. 347 00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:46,786 We're gonna miss you. 348 00:12:46,854 --> 00:12:47,988 Yeah, you're the one 349 00:12:48,055 --> 00:12:49,256 that didn't even want me in the study group. 350 00:12:49,323 --> 00:12:50,357 Come on, that's not true. 351 00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:52,526 Yeah, none of us did. 352 00:12:52,593 --> 00:12:54,727 I say things others won't. That has value. 353 00:12:54,795 --> 00:12:56,930 Well... 354 00:12:56,997 --> 00:12:58,030 Bye. 355 00:12:58,098 --> 00:12:59,365 See ya. 356 00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:00,466 Lates. 357 00:13:05,671 --> 00:13:07,538 Good evening, Michelle. 358 00:13:07,606 --> 00:13:10,074 Or may I say, "meow-chelle"? 359 00:13:10,142 --> 00:13:12,610 - Who has your car keys? - They're in the taco meat. 360 00:13:12,677 --> 00:13:14,712 Now, what say you and I blow this pop stand 361 00:13:14,780 --> 00:13:17,048 and head off for a spot of slap n' tickle? 362 00:13:17,116 --> 00:13:18,383 I mean sex, 363 00:13:18,451 --> 00:13:21,120 in case the lingo hasn't made it to the States. 364 00:13:21,187 --> 00:13:23,422 I think I'm probably leaving here with Jeff. 365 00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:24,724 Really? I'm sorry, I just... 366 00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:26,059 just assumed that you two were done, 367 00:13:26,126 --> 00:13:27,393 since, uh... 368 00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:31,231 Jeff and Britta did, uh, the Yankee Doodle. 369 00:13:31,298 --> 00:13:33,066 Oh, don't tell me that didn't make it to the States. 370 00:13:33,134 --> 00:13:35,068 It clearly originated here. 371 00:13:37,404 --> 00:13:41,841 Okay, we finished tallying all 36 votes, 372 00:13:41,909 --> 00:13:43,242 so everyone get ready! 373 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:46,145 Yo, Goldilocks. 374 00:13:46,213 --> 00:13:47,146 Drop the smirk. 375 00:13:47,213 --> 00:13:48,480 I know about your grungy tumble, 376 00:13:48,548 --> 00:13:50,082 and I'm sure it was the highlight of your diary, 377 00:13:50,149 --> 00:13:51,850 but it was during a pit stop in something real. 378 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,185 You were the pit stop. 379 00:13:53,252 --> 00:13:55,955 He used you to numb the pain of not getting with me. 380 00:13:56,022 --> 00:13:58,023 Jeff needs a girl who doesn't just not wear underwear 381 00:13:58,091 --> 00:14:00,359 because oprah told her it would spice things up. 382 00:14:00,426 --> 00:14:02,194 He needs a girl who doesn't wear underwear 383 00:14:02,262 --> 00:14:04,530 because she hasn't done laundry in three weeks. 384 00:14:04,598 --> 00:14:06,866 He's been to flavor country now. 385 00:14:06,934 --> 00:14:08,768 They should retire the table we did it on. 386 00:14:08,836 --> 00:14:10,036 Table? 387 00:14:10,104 --> 00:14:12,506 Miss britta perry! 388 00:14:12,573 --> 00:14:14,541 Oh, I'm sorry. I have to go. 389 00:14:14,609 --> 00:14:16,943 I just won a contest for being hot. 390 00:14:18,111 --> 00:14:20,879 Oh, wow. 391 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,781 This is a huge honor. 392 00:14:22,849 --> 00:14:24,717 This may come as a surprise to you, 393 00:14:24,784 --> 00:14:27,186 but I've never actually won anything before. 394 00:14:27,253 --> 00:14:28,554 Okay, well, you still haven't. 395 00:14:28,621 --> 00:14:29,888 I'm just listing the nominees, 396 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,623 so not a great time to get cocky. 397 00:14:31,691 --> 00:14:35,159 Okay. Christine Hollinsworth! 398 00:14:37,129 --> 00:14:39,030 Britney Baker! 399 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,301 Mary Jones! 400 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:48,739 Amy Sm... 401 00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:51,775 Jeff Einger, do not get back with Slater. 402 00:14:54,579 --> 00:14:55,746 I love you. 403 00:14:59,918 --> 00:15:01,685 Psst, psst, Britta. 404 00:15:01,753 --> 00:15:02,886 Britta! 405 00:15:02,954 --> 00:15:04,488 Your lipstick looks better. 406 00:15:15,069 --> 00:15:16,870 Hey, man. 407 00:15:16,937 --> 00:15:18,704 How's it going? 408 00:15:18,772 --> 00:15:20,372 Uh, don't shoot the messenger, 409 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,874 but everyone at this dance 410 00:15:21,941 --> 00:15:25,277 is kind of waiting for your reaction to all this. 411 00:15:25,345 --> 00:15:26,712 Look, I'm trying to think, okay? 412 00:15:26,779 --> 00:15:28,680 Yeah, that's cool. Take your time. 413 00:15:28,748 --> 00:15:30,716 Hey, how's it going? You look great. 414 00:15:30,783 --> 00:15:32,584 Very fatal attraction. 415 00:15:32,652 --> 00:15:35,086 Ah. 416 00:15:35,154 --> 00:15:37,555 - What's wrong with you? - I'm sick. 417 00:15:37,623 --> 00:15:39,724 I don't know why. 418 00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:40,958 Have you considered 419 00:15:41,026 --> 00:15:42,260 the 60-inch-diameter cookie you're eating? 420 00:15:42,327 --> 00:15:44,162 How can something that's delicious 421 00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:45,730 make me sick? 422 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:50,167 Unless too much of a good thing... 423 00:15:50,235 --> 00:15:53,171 is actually a bad thing. 424 00:15:53,239 --> 00:15:55,440 My friendship with Abed is a giant cookie. 425 00:15:55,508 --> 00:15:57,042 Look, I kind of got my own thing going on right now. 426 00:15:57,110 --> 00:15:58,878 Oh, yeah, absolutely. 427 00:16:10,658 --> 00:16:13,193 First of all... 428 00:16:13,261 --> 00:16:14,528 I'm flattered. 429 00:16:14,595 --> 00:16:16,363 Second... 430 00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:18,231 Have you ever heard of... 431 00:16:18,299 --> 00:16:20,400 email? 432 00:16:20,468 --> 00:16:22,569 You love me? 433 00:16:24,438 --> 00:16:25,605 Do you love me? 434 00:16:25,672 --> 00:16:28,574 I have something to say. 435 00:16:28,642 --> 00:16:31,543 Jeff... 436 00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:32,745 I love you. 437 00:16:32,813 --> 00:16:34,847 I wonder where she got that from. 438 00:16:34,915 --> 00:16:37,483 I'm sorry. Do you have a patent on loving people? 439 00:16:37,551 --> 00:16:39,451 Would you like a patent in getting your ass kicked? 440 00:16:39,519 --> 00:16:41,420 Okay, okay. 441 00:16:41,488 --> 00:16:43,589 Can you stand over there? 442 00:16:45,191 --> 00:16:47,359 And can you sit down... 443 00:16:47,426 --> 00:16:48,760 please? 444 00:16:55,901 --> 00:16:57,402 Jeffrey... 445 00:16:57,470 --> 00:16:58,636 Choose Britta. 446 00:16:58,704 --> 00:16:59,704 - Yeah, Team Britta. - Yeah, that's right. 447 00:16:59,772 --> 00:17:00,939 Britta's lame. 448 00:17:01,006 --> 00:17:02,273 Team Slater. 449 00:17:02,341 --> 00:17:03,475 - Team Slater. - Choose Britta. 450 00:17:03,543 --> 00:17:04,810 Bring Conan back! 451 00:17:06,746 --> 00:17:08,347 Shh. 452 00:17:08,414 --> 00:17:10,316 Ye... It's been a... a great year. 453 00:17:10,383 --> 00:17:13,051 Can't hear you. No one can hear you. 454 00:17:17,590 --> 00:17:20,126 Uh, hi, it's, um... 455 00:17:20,193 --> 00:17:21,961 Oh, come on, who are you choosing? 456 00:17:32,772 --> 00:17:33,973 I... I don't know. 457 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,808 Oh. 458 00:17:39,613 --> 00:17:42,148 Everybody sh... Everybody close their faces. 459 00:17:42,216 --> 00:17:43,650 All right, he's got a lot on his mind. 460 00:17:43,717 --> 00:17:44,817 Leave him alone. 461 00:17:44,885 --> 00:17:46,319 Oka... I got it from here. 462 00:17:46,386 --> 00:17:49,656 My name is Professor Ian Duncan, 463 00:17:49,723 --> 00:17:52,660 and I would like to rap for you. 464 00:17:52,727 --> 00:17:53,994 Drop a beat. 465 00:17:54,062 --> 00:17:56,497 Uh-oh, uh-oh. 466 00:17:56,565 --> 00:17:58,967 ♪ My name is Ian Duncan, and I'm here to say♪ 467 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,336 ♪ I'm going to rap to the beat in a rapping way ♪ 468 00:18:01,404 --> 00:18:03,838 ♪ I've got a real big penis, and I drink lots of tea ♪ 469 00:18:03,906 --> 00:18:05,072 Oh, okay. Okay, okay. 470 00:18:05,140 --> 00:18:06,274 No, no, no, you know what, Duncan? 471 00:18:06,341 --> 00:18:07,275 - What? - That's enough. 472 00:18:07,342 --> 00:18:08,275 - Why? - You have a problem. 473 00:18:08,343 --> 00:18:09,510 - Oh, I have a problem? - Yes. 474 00:18:09,578 --> 00:18:11,946 Who is it here who has a dalmatian fetish? 475 00:18:12,013 --> 00:18:13,180 Oh, ok... okay. 476 00:18:13,248 --> 00:18:15,349 Well, that is a oversimplification, 477 00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:16,717 and you are suspended. 478 00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:18,251 Oh, come on. 479 00:18:18,319 --> 00:18:19,686 Oh, not a teacher anymore. 480 00:18:19,753 --> 00:18:21,187 What's this? 481 00:18:21,255 --> 00:18:22,555 A roll of quarters. Why? 482 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:23,856 Funny question. Oh, man! 483 00:18:23,924 --> 00:18:25,358 - Friends, help me, friends! - Help me! 484 00:18:25,426 --> 00:18:27,227 He's on me! He's on me! 485 00:18:27,295 --> 00:18:29,362 I'll do it. I'll move in with you. 486 00:18:29,430 --> 00:18:31,031 Fantastic, buddy! 487 00:18:31,098 --> 00:18:32,365 Why don't you come over on Saturday? 488 00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:33,934 My tailor will fit you for a uniform. 489 00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:39,572 Guys, let's break it up. Come on, let's not fight. 490 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,773 Let's not fight. 491 00:18:40,841 --> 00:18:42,509 No, no! 492 00:19:03,732 --> 00:19:04,899 I thought you left. 493 00:19:04,967 --> 00:19:07,502 I couldn't go. 494 00:19:07,569 --> 00:19:08,536 What happened? 495 00:19:08,604 --> 00:19:10,171 I guess as we were driving away, 496 00:19:10,239 --> 00:19:12,674 I finally started living in the moment, 497 00:19:12,741 --> 00:19:15,509 and I realized that, in the moment, 498 00:19:15,577 --> 00:19:16,978 greendale is where I belong. 499 00:19:18,547 --> 00:19:20,115 What are you doing out here? 500 00:19:20,183 --> 00:19:22,017 Oh, you know... 501 00:19:22,085 --> 00:19:23,953 Britta and Slater told me they loved me. 502 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,854 - Really? - Yeah. 503 00:19:25,922 --> 00:19:27,857 - What did you do? - I ran away. 504 00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:29,859 I don't know. It's hard. 505 00:19:29,927 --> 00:19:31,694 Slater makes me feel like I do 506 00:19:31,762 --> 00:19:33,864 when I write my new year's resolutions. 507 00:19:33,932 --> 00:19:36,100 She makes me feel like the guy I want to be. 508 00:19:36,168 --> 00:19:38,202 And britta makes me feel like the guy I am 509 00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:40,038 three weeks after new year's, 510 00:19:40,105 --> 00:19:41,539 when I'm back to hitting my snooze button 511 00:19:41,607 --> 00:19:43,141 and screening my mom's phone calls... 512 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:44,675 back to who I really am. 513 00:19:44,743 --> 00:19:46,377 So... 514 00:19:46,445 --> 00:19:48,546 Do you try to evolve... 515 00:19:48,614 --> 00:19:51,549 or do you try to know what you are? 516 00:19:51,617 --> 00:19:52,884 I don't know. 517 00:19:52,951 --> 00:19:54,719 I wish I could live two lives. 518 00:19:54,787 --> 00:19:57,488 One of me would go with Vaughn, and one of me could stay here. 519 00:19:57,556 --> 00:19:58,890 Yeah, one of me could be back with Slater, 520 00:19:58,957 --> 00:20:00,391 and the other could try it with Britta. 521 00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:01,892 And then we could all get together 522 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,326 for some weird foursome. 523 00:20:04,762 --> 00:20:07,563 Um, I guess I got to... 524 00:20:07,631 --> 00:20:08,698 got to deal with it. 525 00:20:08,765 --> 00:20:10,066 Good luck. 526 00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:12,901 Um... 527 00:20:12,969 --> 00:20:14,169 I'm glad you're staying. 528 00:20:29,922 --> 00:20:39,991 Sync by honeybunny Resync by Pippo Inzaghi 529 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:42,920 Oh, my God. 530 00:20:42,987 --> 00:20:45,089 I'm finally popular enough to be in the yearbook. 531 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:46,757 What do you mean "video yearbook"? 532 00:20:46,824 --> 00:20:48,259 Where do I sign? 533 00:20:48,327 --> 00:20:50,261 Photo not available. 534 00:20:50,328 --> 00:20:52,397 This better not be one of those take-your-top-off videos. 535 00:20:52,465 --> 00:20:54,066 I don't believe in yearbooks. 536 00:20:54,133 --> 00:20:55,734 I just want people to remember 537 00:20:55,802 --> 00:20:57,603 there's a guy in between these things. 538 00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:58,937 What a year. 539 00:20:59,005 --> 00:21:00,305 Only two pregnancy scares. 540 00:21:00,373 --> 00:21:04,208 I give this year a "D" for "delightful". 541 00:21:04,276 --> 00:21:07,746 I can't believe I spent ten bucks on this. 542 00:21:07,814 --> 00:21:09,714 I don't know any of these people.