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Thanks for a great year.
You got it.
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Mr. Winger. I hope you will be
seizing the day this summer.
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Thanks, Professor Whitman.
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And I hope you'll be seizing
a more contemporary movie.
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Looking good, Leonard.
Stroke or tai chi?
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Tai chi.
Keep it up.
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And keep up
whatever it is you're doing, Garrett.
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It's called chillaxing. Duh.
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Hey-hey, what's up, Jeff? Hi.
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Hello, good morning, howdy.
Ha-ha-ha.
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Wait, Jeff. I'll walk with you.
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I'll see you.
Okay.
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Uh, I got class in,
like, five hours, so...
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All right, I'll see you, babe.
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I can't believe I made it
through my first year of college.
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I finally get to click send
on so many l-told-you-so e-mails.
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Yeah, it's pretty great.
Not much could ruin today.
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Hi.
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Oh, shoot.
I forgot saying that summons him.
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Will you two be attending
tomorrow's, uh, transfer ceremony
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to send off all the students
leaving for so-called real schools?
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There's a formal dance afterward.
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How many dances
this school have?
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Five. If you come to all of them,
you get one of these.
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I assumed your whole posse
would be coming to the dance,
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having heard the exciting news
about Britta.
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Banana rhino.
Yeah, ugh...
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Banana Sam Elliott.
Oh-ho-ho.
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LeVar Banana Burton.
Ha-ha-ha.
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Banana King Tut.
Here, give me that.
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It's more like this.
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Banana penis. Ha-ha-ha.
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Sure you would've loved it
if he did it.
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What?
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What's happened to you and me,
Troy?
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Remember how hard we laughed when we
first heard the term teacher's aids?
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Yeah. And then we found out
a teacher did have AIDS.
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So, what's everybody doing
this summer?
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I'm taking the boys on a trip.
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Money's tight, I hope I can
convince them for one more year
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that motels
are tiny little theme parks.
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Yeah, I got to find
a new place to live.
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My dad wants me to leave the nest so he
feels less weird that his girlfriend's 20.
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You could live in a pyramid.
Ha-ha-ha.
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Oh, wait.
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Abed.
Your dorm got a bunk bed, right?
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Yep.
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Um... Everyone has to go
to the transfer dance tomorrow.
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I'm going.
My friend Gary's transferring.
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Oh, good.
Finally.
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Thank God.
Hope he transfers to hell.
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More importantly,
our very own Britta Perry,
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it turns out, has been nominated
for transfer queen.
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Oh, that's nice.
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What the hell is a transfer queen?
Like prom queen. You wear a sash.
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There's a vote, and if you win
they put a crown on your head.
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And I am so jealous,
I want to murder you.
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Aren't you excited?
No.
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How did I get nominated?
Don't let it upset you, Britta.
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It's the last day of semester.
Nothing can ruin that.
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Hi.
Amazing. He's like an evil genie.
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Just spreading the news.
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Some folks say "transfer formal"
isn't really rolling off the tongue,
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so we're just gonna
call it the "tranny dance."
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Much more Greendale.
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What kind of community college
has a prom?
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Proms weren't even cool
in high school.
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It's that kind of crap that made me
drop out in the first place.
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You know, you don't actually have to lie
on a sofa like it's a Woody Allen movie.
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Thank you for telling me that
in the last session, dumbass.
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Now, look, there are bugs
on the windshield of your mind,
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you may never be able to squeegee
like a certain birthday party
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attended by a rather enterprising
transient in a dinosaur costume.
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But there are other more
recent streaks
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that you might yet
be able to wipe clear,
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like your adolescent fear
of being a so-called blow-up doll.
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I really think this nomination
may actually help that.
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So you think I'd feel better about
myself if I sexed up, went over there,
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and really tried to be crowned
queen of the dingbats?
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Precisely.
Wow.
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Guess you really get what you
pay for with free therapy.
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Ouch. That stung a little bit. Thanks.
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Ugh.
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I'll save you time.
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He listens to you talk for a year,
then recommends a makeover.
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Well, don't wear as much lipstick
as you did on Valentine's Day.
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Your mouth looked
like a coin purse.
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Señor Chang, Greendale's foremost,
if only, Spanish teacher.
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What can I do for you?
I am actually a student now.
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But I was thinking, as a teacher,
and as my friend,
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um, if you could help me
cheat my way through school.
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I have a counterproposal.
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How about I point out to you
we've never actually been friends,
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then laugh at your
very well-deserved misfortune?
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Let's just try that a second. Ahem.
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No, Jorge, you killed it.
Are you going to Abed's kegger?
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Heck, yeah. You know it, jefe.
Sweet.
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You probably don't
wanna talk to me.
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It's not junior high.
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We're mature adults, Michelle.
We can talk.
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I think I handled our breakup poorly.
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Before I respond to that I'll have to
take an extra-strength vitamin duh.
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Duh.
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We started getting serious and I got
scared, it's possible I made a mistake.
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Maybe we can talk about it
sometime.
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I miss you.
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Mm-mm.
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Why don't you take a picture.
It will last longer.
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Cool.
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Dope kegger.
Thanks.
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Funny.
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You know, I spend so much time here, I
forget that we don't live together.
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Then I think,
"What if we lived together?"
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Here, I'm gonna check
on the other keg.
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Hey, Troy, you ever seen
one of these? It's called a beer bong.
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You're not supposed to inhale
though. I almost died outside.
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Why does Abed hate me?
What, are you kidding? Look at him.
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He probably hates America.
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Hey, babe. Baby, guess what.
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Your boyfriend
just got offered a spot
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on the number one community college
Hacky Sack team in the nation.
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Oh, my God, sweetie.
I'm assuming that's huge.
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Of course it's huge.
Are you kidding me?
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I mean, you know. I'm not into fame and stuff,
but I could be the next Vngwe Mackadangdang, Jr.
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I know.
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There's one thing, mountain flower, that's
that the, uh, school's in Delaware.
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Thank you.
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You know, if you don't go
to this dance tomorrow,
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we are not gonna see
each other for months.
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It's not a Jane Austen novel.
We have cell phones.
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What? Aah... Oh.
Oh, jeez, sorry.
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What are you doing?
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You had hair I was gonna move.
You were gonna move my hair?
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I don't know. Ever thought of yourself
as a guarded person, Britta?
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Am I? Watch.
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Ow!
See? It's alarming, right?
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Right?
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Oh. Oh, Professor Slater, hi.
What are you doing here?
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Oh, you know, end of the year,
randomly wandering.
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Hi, Jeff.
Are you two...?
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No.
No. The two of you aren't...?
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No.
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No, just friends.
Same here.
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Good for you.
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Will I see you at the dance, Britta?
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Kind of obligated, seeing
as I'm nominated for queen, so...
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Oh. I thought you were all
into female empowerment.
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What's more empowering
than a woman in a crown?
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Just did my first keg stand.
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Ha-ha. Can't feel my legs. Uhn.
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♪ Dancing in your underwear ♪
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♪ Taking air conditioner repair ♪
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♪ So you can get a job ♪
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♪ Greendale's the way it goes ♪♪
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Whoo! Ha-ha.
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Our original school song by the
venerable Pierce Hawthorne. Ha.
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He made that up. Hmm?
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Everyone remember
to vote before the coronation.
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The nominees are identified with sashes
that say, "Tranny Queen." Ha-ha.
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By the way,
we do offer summer classes,
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which are a great way to, um...
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Um... Broaden your mind. Have fun.
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Hi. You're here for me.
Guys. Guys.
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Vaughn got recruited
to a college in Delaware.
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I'm gonna go with him
for the summer.
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Finally. A classic
last-day-of-school plot twist.
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He's gonna be the next
Vngwe Mackadangdang, Jr.
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It's a Hacky Sack guy.
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Hey, you don't have to tell us
who Ingmar Mackadingdong, Jr. is.
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Hmm.
Jeff, help me
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with some refreshments.
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Please don't tell anyone
until after I'm gone.
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I'm not just going to Delaware
for the summer.
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I'm transferring with Vaughn.
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What? When did you decide that?
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I spent three months
researching backpacks
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before I chose the one
that I use now.
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I don't want to be that person
anymore.
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I want to live in the moment.
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Well, for your and Vaughn's sake,
I hope it works out.
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But on behalf of the rest of the group,
I hope it's a catastrophe.
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You better visit.
Whoa.
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I can't believe
nobody's taken this cookie.
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Señor Chang,
is there a word in Spanish
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for someone who used to pretend
to be a professor
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but was a teacher,
but wasn't actually a teacher,
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and is now a student?
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Is there a word for that? Oh.
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If it was in Spanish, you wouldn't
know, would you? Bup-bup-bup.
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Hit a professor, you'll get expelled.
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I will find a loophole.
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Oh. Good luck with that.
Then I'll kill you.
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Dudley Moore.
Spray tan.
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I'd go easy on that punch if I was you.
I've put in a little...
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Hot person, hot people.
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The two of them coming this way.
Which one do you want?
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Hi, Jeff.
Hi, Jeff.
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Oh. Ha-ha.
Oh.
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Britta, you look great,
such a stunning improvement.
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Wow, you look gorgeous.
It must've taken all day.
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Oh, Jeff, you've got a...
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00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:03,261
Oh. It's right there.
I do? What?
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Guys, guys, cleanest face ever.
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Hey, am I okay?
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Yes.
Yeah.
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You know, Troy, uh, our study group,
after all we've been through,
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we got to stick together.
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You, me, and Jeff and Rain Man,
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and big boobs and medium boobs
and black boobs, we're a family.
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What's your point?
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I've been looking at your situation,
and I'd like to make an offer.
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Okay.
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Am I black boobs?
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Last call.
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Study over.
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What are you doing?
Just giving things a finale vibe.
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00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,586
Well, how's this for a finale vibe?
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Pierce asked me to move in with him,
in his mansion.
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More of a spin-off vibe,
but you should do it.
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I thought we were friends.
We are.
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Best friends, that's why
we shouldn't be roommates.
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We'll end up fighting and putting a masking
tape line down the middle of our room.
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We just won't get masking tape.
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Troy. You should live
with someone who you like
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but whose friendship wouldn't be altered
because of constant irritation, that's Pierce.
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If you and I move in,
we jump the shark. That will end it.
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Maybe you're ending it.
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Oh, and for the record, there was
an episode of Happy Days,
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where a guy
literally jumped over a shark,
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and it was the best one.
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I think I'm winning.
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Winning tranny queen.
Yeah.
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So, uh, isn't it nice that Jeff and
Slater are getting back together?
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What?
Aha. And psych.
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But they will get back together if
you don't stop competing with her
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and start communicating with Jeff.
237
00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:51,269
She already has a head start.
They slept together.
238
00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:55,010
Holy macaroni with pepper jack.
239
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,738
When? Where?
240
00:11:56,949 --> 00:12:00,544
During paintball in the study room
with Colonel Mustard.
241
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,948
Does it matter?
Well, now it does matter.
242
00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:04,144
Where... Where
in the study room?
243
00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:06,722
On the couches.
244
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,121
We use those.
Oh, get over it.
245
00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:12,422
I've seen you shake the dean's hand.
Who knows where he's been?
246
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,597
Do you believe in soul mates? Oh.
Uh-huh.
247
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:18,660
Um, okay.
Now, don't be mad at me.
248
00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:20,930
I didn't think that more than
one person would answer the ad.
249
00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,266
Yes, dream coming true.
250
00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:25,069
You guys are leaving already?
Yeah.
251
00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:27,643
Got to be in Delaware
by tomorrow night.
252
00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:30,011
Hey.
253
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,710
I'll see you soon.
254
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,279
Have a good summer.
255
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,685
I'll see you in the fall, Annie.
256
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,558
Mm.
Heh.
257
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,391
We're gonna miss you.
258
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,864
Yeah. You're the one that didn't
even want me in the study group.
259
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:53,095
Come on, that's not true.
Yeah, none of us did.
260
00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:55,296
I say things others won't.
That has value.
261
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,703
Well, bye.
262
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:01,072
See you. Lates.
263
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,611
Bye.
Take care.
264
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:06,251
See you later. Good to know you.
Hang 10.
265
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,352
Good evening, Michelle.
266
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,647
Or may I say, Meow-chelle?
267
00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:13,222
Who has your car keys?
They're in the taco meat.
268
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:15,484
Now, what say you and I
blow this pop stand,
269
00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:17,787
and head off
for a spot of slap and tickle?
270
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:21,728
I mean sex, in case the
lingo hasn't made it to the States.
271
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,561
I think I'm probably leaving here
with Jeff.
272
00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:26,533
Really?
I'm sorry, I just assumed that you two were done,
273
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:30,766
since, uh, ahem, Jeff and Britta did the...
The yankee doodle.
274
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:35,606
Oh, don't tell me that didn't make it to the States.
It clearly originated here.
275
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:44,555
Okay, we finished tallying all
36 votes, so everyone get ready.
276
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,585
Yo, Goldilocks. Drop the smirk.
277
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:50,353
I know about your grungy tumble, and I'm
sure it was the highlight of your diary
278
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,463
but it was during a pit stop
in something real.
279
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,927
You were the pit stop.
280
00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:56,533
He used you to numb the pain
of not getting with me.
281
00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:59,033
Jeff needs a girl who doesn't
just not wear underwear
282
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,638
because Oprah told her
it would spice things up,
283
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,709
he needs a girl who doesn't wear underwear
because she hasn't done laundry in three weeks.
284
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,606
He's been to flavor country now.
285
00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:09,940
They should retire the table
we did it on.
286
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:13,118
Table?
Miss Britta Perry.
287
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,150
Oh, I'm sorry. I have to go.
288
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,515
I just won a contest for being hot.
289
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:21,753
Oh, wow.
290
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,360
This is a huge honor.
291
00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,456
This may come
as a surprise to you,
292
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,791
but I've never actually won
anything before.
293
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,365
Okay, well, you still haven't.
Uh...
294
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:32,196
I'm just listing the nominees,
so, not a great time to get cocky.
295
00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:35,737
Okay. Christine Hollinsworth.
296
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:41,111
Britney Baker.
297
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,872
Miss Danielle Harman.
298
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,380
Amy Sm...
299
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:52,318
Jeff Winger,
do not get back with Slater.
300
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,326
I love you.
301
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:03,499
Psst, psst. Britta. Britta.
302
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,033
Your lipstick looks better.
303
00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:19,483
Hey, man. How's it going?
304
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:22,176
Uh... Don't shoot the messenger
but everyone at this dance
305
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:25,585
is kind of waiting
for your reaction to all this.
306
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,049
Look, I'm trying to think, okay?
307
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,022
Yeah, that's cool. Take your time.
308
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:30,923
Hey, how's it going? You look great.
309
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,927
Very Fatal Attraction.
310
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,429
Thanks.
Uhn.
311
00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:38,000
What's wrong with you?
I'm sick.
312
00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:40,068
I don't know why.
313
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:43,435
Have you considered the 60-inch
diameter cookie you're eating?
314
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:46,338
How can something that's delicious
make me sick?
315
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:52,976
Unless too much of a good thing
is actually a bad thing.
316
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,786
My friendship with Abed
is a giant cookie.
317
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:57,387
I kinda got my own thing
going on now.
318
00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:59,216
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
319
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,862
First of all, I'm flattered.
320
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:19,568
Second,
have you ever heard of e-mail?
321
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:22,844
You love me?
322
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:25,939
Do you love me?
323
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,643
I have something to say.
324
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:33,014
Jeff, I love you.
325
00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:35,916
I wonder where she got that from.
I'm sorry.
326
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:37,823
Do you have a patent
on loving people?
327
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,759
Would you like a patent
in getting your ass kicked?
328
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,762
Ack-uh-duh-buh-dee.
Okay, okay.
329
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,935
Can you stand over there?
330
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:49,107
And can you sit down, please?
331
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,979
Jeffrey, choose Britta.
332
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,277
Yeah, Team Britta.
Britta's lame.
333
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:02,613
Team Slater.
334
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,184
Bring Conan back.
335
00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:10,652
It's been, uh, a great year.
336
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,195
Can't hear you.
No one can hear you.
337
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,929
I'm just gonna sneak right up here
and give you this, okay?
338
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:20,035
Uh... Hi, it's, uh...
339
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,298
Oh, come on,
who are you choosing?
340
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,075
l... I don't know.
Oh.
341
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:38,353
Come on, Jeffrey.
342
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:42,352
Everybody close their faces.
343
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,189
All right, he's got a lot on his mind.
Leave him alone.
344
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:46,659
I got it from here.
345
00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:52,804
My name is Professor lan Duncan,
and I would like to rap for you.
346
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,302
No.
Drop a beat.
347
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:55,871
No, no beat.
Uh-oh.
348
00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,374
♪ My name is lan Duncan
And I'm here to say ♪
349
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,739
♪ I'm going to rap to the beat
In a rapping way ♪
350
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:04,177
♪ I've got a real big penis
And I drink lots of tea ♪♪
351
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,578
Okay, okay. No, no.
You know what, Duncan?
352
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,582
That's enough. You have a problem.
What? Why?
353
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:09,811
Oh. I have a problem?
Yes.
354
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,286
Who is it here
who has a Dalmatian fetish?
355
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:13,480
Oh, okay. Okay.
356
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:17,059
Well, that is an oversimplification,
and you are suspended.
357
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:20,026
Oh, come on.
You're not a teacher anymore.
358
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,897
What's this?
A roll of quarters. Why?
359
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,194
Funny question.
360
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:25,870
Friends, help me, friends.
361
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:29,769
I'll do it. I'll move in with you.
362
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:31,340
Fantastic, buddy.
363
00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:34,273
Come over on Saturday?
My tailor will fit you for a uniform.
364
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:38,046
Pull him out. Pull him out.
365
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:05,909
I thought you left.
366
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,609
I couldn't go.
What happened?
367
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:13,012
I guess as we were driving away,
I finally started living in the moment
368
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:17,314
and I realized that, in the moment,
Greendale is where I belong.
369
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:21,058
What are you doing out here?
370
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:24,252
Oh, you know, Britta and Slater
told me they loved me.
371
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,230
Really?
Yeah.
372
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,194
What did you do?
I ran away.
373
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,201
I don't know. It's hard.
374
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:34,236
Slater makes me feel like I do when
I write my New Year's resolutions.
375
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,430
She makes me feel
like the guy I want to be.
376
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:40,310
And Britta makes me feel like the guy
I am three weeks after New Year's,
377
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,481
when I'm back to hitting my snooze
button and screening Mom's phone calls,
378
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:44,979
back to who I really am.
379
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:50,713
So do you try to evolve or do
you try to know what you are?
380
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,385
I don't know.
381
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,025
I wish I could live two lives.
382
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:57,821
One of me would go with Vaughn,
and one of me could stay here.
383
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:01,124
Yeah. One of me be back with Slater,
the other could try it with Britta.
384
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,665
And then we could all get together
for some weird foursome.
385
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:09,036
Um, I guess I gotta go deal with it.
386
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,401
Good luck.
Heh.
387
00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:15,644
Um... I'm glad you're staying.
388
00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:45,741
Oh, my God. I'm finally popular
enough to be in the yearbook.
389
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:49,209
What do you mean video yearbook?
Where do I sign?
390
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,813
Photo not available.
391
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:53,041
This better not be one of those
take-your-top-off videos.
392
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,617
I don't believe in yearbooks.
393
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:58,153
I just want people to remember
there's a guy in between these things.
394
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:01,224
Heh. What a year.
Only two pregnancy scares.
395
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,918
I give this year a D for delightful.
396
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:08,855
I can't believe I spent ten bucks on this.
I don't know any of these people.