1 00:00:00,356 --> 00:00:03,000 So here's what happened last week: Will's old rival, Bryan Ryan 2 00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:04,500 Tried to cancel the club. 3 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:05,400 You're done here. 4 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:08,500 Then he was really into it. - I got custom made jean jackets! 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:09,856 Then he tried to cancel it again. 6 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,356 You think you're helping these kids 7 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:13,356 when all you're doing is setting them up to be jaded and bitter. 8 00:00:13,768 --> 00:00:16,069 Finn's mom's dating Kurt's dad, which was totally part of 9 00:00:16,137 --> 00:00:17,471 Kurt's plan to get closer to Finn, 10 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,500 Who he's always had a sorta crush on 11 00:00:18,973 --> 00:00:19,806 When will you learn that nothing is impossible 12 00:00:19,874 --> 00:00:22,776 when it comes to love? Artie told Tina 13 00:00:22,844 --> 00:00:24,011 what his greatest dream was, then realized 14 00:00:24,078 --> 00:00:25,245 that not every dream is achievable. 15 00:00:25,313 --> 00:00:26,313 Is that even a word-- achievable? 16 00:00:26,381 --> 00:00:28,882 Achievatate? Achievalize? 17 00:00:28,950 --> 00:00:30,417 Okay, you just said, like, ten offensive things. 18 00:00:30,485 --> 00:00:32,619 Jessie pushed Rachel to find out who her mom was, 19 00:00:32,687 --> 00:00:33,954 and it turns out it's Shelby Corcoran, 20 00:00:34,022 --> 00:00:35,956 the coach of Vocal Adrenaline. I want a look that's so optimistic, 21 00:00:36,024 --> 00:00:38,492 it could cure cancer. Geez. 22 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,476 And that's what you missed on Glee. 23 00:00:46,034 --> 00:00:47,868 Am I in trouble? 24 00:00:47,936 --> 00:00:50,537 Come on. You've got more self-esteem than that. 25 00:00:50,605 --> 00:00:52,272 I think this might have something to do with 26 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:53,307 your perfect attendance last semester. 27 00:00:53,374 --> 00:00:56,009 No. Miss Cohen-Chang is in trouble. 28 00:00:56,077 --> 00:00:58,478 It has come to my attention that the look you sport 29 00:00:58,546 --> 00:01:02,215 is what is known as goth. American teens are coming down 30 00:01:02,283 --> 00:01:04,885 with a serious case of Twilight fever, 31 00:01:04,953 --> 00:01:06,987 transformed from normal children 32 00:01:07,055 --> 00:01:09,723 into vampires obsessed with the occult. 33 00:01:09,791 --> 00:01:12,526 And only yesterday, this dark specter reared its head 34 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:14,728 at McKinley High. 35 00:01:17,065 --> 00:01:19,866 This is totally going to get Robert Pattinson's attention. 36 00:01:19,934 --> 00:01:20,901 [hissing] 37 00:01:20,969 --> 00:01:22,569 Oh, hey. [girls roaring] 38 00:01:22,637 --> 00:01:26,106 [all screaming] Oh, dear God! 39 00:01:26,174 --> 00:01:29,176 I don't mean to state the obvious, 40 00:01:29,243 --> 00:01:31,111 but you do know that vampires aren't real, right? 41 00:01:31,179 --> 00:01:33,347 They don't exist. 42 00:01:33,414 --> 00:01:35,682 William, denial will not make this problem go away! 43 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:37,851 My parents won't even let me watch Twilight. 44 00:01:37,919 --> 00:01:39,886 My mom says she thinks Kristin Stewart seems like a bitch. 45 00:01:39,954 --> 00:01:41,788 This is a serious problem! 46 00:01:41,856 --> 00:01:43,523 Miss Cohen-Chang, you've got to find yourself 47 00:01:43,591 --> 00:01:46,226 another style of dress! Hold on a second. 48 00:01:46,294 --> 00:01:47,494 Tina is shy, 49 00:01:47,562 --> 00:01:49,329 and one way she's found to express herself 50 00:01:49,397 --> 00:01:50,664 is through her clothes. 51 00:01:50,732 --> 00:01:52,499 High school is an incredibly important time 52 00:01:52,567 --> 00:01:54,935 when kids get to explore who they are. 53 00:01:55,003 --> 00:01:57,604 When I was in high school, I had a whole year where I dressed 54 00:01:57,672 --> 00:01:59,339 exactly like Kurt Cobain. I mean, come on. 55 00:01:59,407 --> 00:02:01,341 There has to be someone who you used to dress like. 56 00:02:01,409 --> 00:02:03,777 Yes. For several years in my early 20s, 57 00:02:03,845 --> 00:02:06,880 I dressed up as Elvis. But he was a Christian, Will! 58 00:02:06,948 --> 00:02:11,718 And he did not possess the ability to transform into a bat! 59 00:02:11,786 --> 00:02:13,186 [whispers]: I think he thinks vampires are real. 60 00:02:13,254 --> 00:02:14,187 I think you're right. 61 00:02:14,255 --> 00:02:18,025 Studies have shown that a strict dress code fosters 62 00:02:18,092 --> 00:02:20,360 a safe and stable learning environment 63 00:02:20,428 --> 00:02:23,296 with fewer instances of gang violence and vampirism. 64 00:02:23,364 --> 00:02:25,866 So, if I see you dressed in lacy demon clothes again, 65 00:02:25,933 --> 00:02:27,434 Tina Cohen-Chang, [pounds desk] 66 00:02:27,502 --> 00:02:29,403 You will be suspended! 67 00:02:29,470 --> 00:02:34,241 Sync By YesCool WwW.addic7ed.com 68 00:02:34,308 --> 00:02:37,644 Step. Couple more. 69 00:02:37,712 --> 00:02:39,379 Is there a car down here from me? 70 00:02:39,447 --> 00:02:41,114 Honey, we're indoors. 71 00:02:41,182 --> 00:02:42,282 Oh. Okay. 72 00:02:42,350 --> 00:02:43,850 And open your eyes. 73 00:02:47,321 --> 00:02:50,924 Sparkling cider? Yeah. 74 00:02:50,992 --> 00:02:54,795 "Welcome home"? But who went somewhere? 75 00:02:54,862 --> 00:02:58,465 Burt asked us to move in with them. And this is how you're telling me? 76 00:02:59,667 --> 00:03:01,535 The party is my idea. 77 00:03:01,602 --> 00:03:03,670 If you're gonna say something, say it loud, right? 78 00:03:03,738 --> 00:03:06,173 BURT: Yeah. It's gonna take some getting used to, but trust me, 79 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,474 you're gonna love it, okay? 80 00:03:07,542 --> 00:03:09,209 Now you don't have to drag your tail over here 81 00:03:09,277 --> 00:03:11,511 every time you want to watch something on the old 55-incher. 82 00:03:11,579 --> 00:03:13,947 We got a lot of food-- some ethnic food. It's some ethnicity 83 00:03:14,015 --> 00:03:16,183 that's not ours. Tuna crudités. Tuna crudités. It's not ethnic. 84 00:03:16,250 --> 00:03:17,517 Here you go. 85 00:03:17,585 --> 00:03:18,852 CAROLE: Finn, this house is twice as big 86 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,153 as ours. It has two bathrooms. 87 00:03:20,221 --> 00:03:21,488 Two and a half. 88 00:03:21,556 --> 00:03:23,990 I don't want an extra bathroom or a tuna crude. 89 00:03:24,058 --> 00:03:25,592 I just want my house back. 90 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:28,195 I think I know what this resistance is about. 91 00:03:28,262 --> 00:03:29,963 Our room. And I couldn't agree more. 92 00:03:30,031 --> 00:03:33,033 The palate in here is totally unflattering to your skin tone. 93 00:03:33,101 --> 00:03:34,501 Not everyone can pull off Dior gray. 94 00:03:35,703 --> 00:03:38,238 We need to redecorate. Wait, we're sharing a room? 95 00:03:38,306 --> 00:03:39,873 I'm not cool with that! 96 00:03:39,941 --> 00:03:41,007 CAROLE: Baby, I know it's weird, okay? 97 00:03:41,075 --> 00:03:43,744 But can't be much of a surprise. 98 00:03:43,811 --> 00:03:46,179 And, in time, you're gonna be as happy as I am. 99 00:03:46,247 --> 00:03:47,714 Yeah, look, I'll knock out a wall upstairs, 100 00:03:47,782 --> 00:03:48,849 I'll put an addition on, okay? 101 00:03:48,916 --> 00:03:50,083 But-but until then, maybe this will 102 00:03:50,151 --> 00:03:51,218 grease the wheels a bit, huh? 103 00:03:51,285 --> 00:03:52,285 Oh. Hey. 104 00:03:52,353 --> 00:03:54,721 Look, that's 300. Oh, my... Have at it. 105 00:03:54,789 --> 00:03:55,622 You redecorate this place. 106 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:56,990 Don't worry, roomie. 107 00:03:57,058 --> 00:03:59,459 Mr. Ikea Catalog and I will have this all figured out. 108 00:03:59,527 --> 00:04:00,861 I am going to 109 00:04:00,928 --> 00:04:02,562 put together a palate that expresses 110 00:04:02,630 --> 00:04:04,498 who you are and who I want you to be. 111 00:04:04,565 --> 00:04:07,267 Who you want to be. Hey, what night's game night? 112 00:04:07,335 --> 00:04:09,402 You play Sorry? 113 00:04:09,470 --> 00:04:10,670 You know... He will now. [chuckles] 114 00:04:10,738 --> 00:04:11,538 I will... [singsongy]: Sorry. 115 00:04:11,606 --> 00:04:13,840 I will beat you. It's so weird. 116 00:04:13,908 --> 00:04:15,442 This so isn't you. 117 00:04:15,510 --> 00:04:17,344 I feel like an Asian Branch Davidian. 118 00:04:17,411 --> 00:04:19,012 Tina, are there any other looks you can try? 119 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:20,614 Biker chick? Cowgirl? 120 00:04:20,681 --> 00:04:22,282 Hood rat. Computer programmer. 121 00:04:22,350 --> 00:04:24,818 Cross-country skier. Catholic schoolgirl. 122 00:04:24,886 --> 00:04:27,020 Happy Meal, no onions. Or a chicken. 123 00:04:27,088 --> 00:04:30,690 Look, I appreciate it, guys, but it just isn't me. 124 00:04:30,758 --> 00:04:32,292 I know who I am, and I'm not 125 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,794 allowed to show it. It's like communism. 126 00:04:33,861 --> 00:04:35,295 Guys, we have a serious problem. 127 00:04:35,363 --> 00:04:36,830 You know how I've been doing 128 00:04:36,898 --> 00:04:38,198 some deep background on Vocal Adrenaline? 129 00:04:38,266 --> 00:04:40,467 Isn't that against the rules? No, not at all. 130 00:04:40,535 --> 00:04:42,002 Or probably. Whatever! 131 00:04:42,069 --> 00:04:43,970 Anyway, what I figured out; I rooted through the Dumpsters 132 00:04:44,038 --> 00:04:45,806 behind the Carmel auditorium and I found 133 00:04:45,873 --> 00:04:47,941 18 empty boxes of Christmas lights. 134 00:04:48,009 --> 00:04:49,009 Oh, no. 135 00:04:49,076 --> 00:04:50,610 Which led me to Joelle Fabrics. 136 00:04:50,678 --> 00:04:52,279 I asked them about red Chantilly lace. 137 00:04:52,346 --> 00:04:54,548 They were sold out. Oh, sweet Jesus. 138 00:04:54,615 --> 00:04:56,550 Oh, my. Wait, what? 139 00:04:56,617 --> 00:04:58,285 - They're doing Gaga. - That's it. It's over. 140 00:04:58,352 --> 00:05:00,387 Exactly. We should have guessed it. 141 00:05:00,454 --> 00:05:01,788 They're going for full-out theatricality. 142 00:05:01,856 --> 00:05:03,924 They know it's the easiest way to beat us. Damn them. 143 00:05:03,991 --> 00:05:05,325 What's up with this Gaga dude? 144 00:05:05,393 --> 00:05:07,294 He just, like, dresses weird, right? Like Bowie? 145 00:05:07,361 --> 00:05:08,962 [scoffs] Lady Gaga is a woman. 146 00:05:09,030 --> 00:05:10,330 She's only the biggest pop act 147 00:05:10,398 --> 00:05:11,898 to come along in decades. She's boundary-pushing, 148 00:05:11,966 --> 00:05:13,366 the most theatrical performer of our generation. 149 00:05:13,434 --> 00:05:14,801 And she changes her look 150 00:05:14,869 --> 00:05:16,002 faster than Brit changes sexual partners. 151 00:05:16,070 --> 00:05:16,937 That's true. 152 00:05:17,004 --> 00:05:18,104 ARTIE: It makes sense that 153 00:05:18,172 --> 00:05:19,372 Vocal Adrenaline would pay homage. 154 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,874 It's a brilliant move. She's a perfect fit 155 00:05:20,942 --> 00:05:22,742 for them. Hold on a second. 156 00:05:22,810 --> 00:05:24,644 We might be able to kill two birds with one stone here. 157 00:05:24,712 --> 00:05:26,012 We can help Tina 158 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,247 find a new look and nd 159 00:05:27,315 --> 00:05:28,315 a competitive number for regionals. 160 00:05:29,383 --> 00:05:31,384 This week, your assignment: 161 00:05:31,452 --> 00:05:32,986 Gaga. 162 00:05:33,054 --> 00:05:34,521 [gasping, murmuring] RACHEL: Pens, we need pens. 163 00:05:34,589 --> 00:05:36,423 My ideas just come to me. Uh, my office. 164 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:37,457 Right there. I'm brainstorming. It's coming. 165 00:05:38,926 --> 00:05:40,227 And claw, claw, uh, clap, clap. 166 00:05:40,294 --> 00:05:42,429 And five, six, seven, eight. 167 00:05:42,496 --> 00:05:45,232 One, two, three, four... Think they can see us? 168 00:05:45,299 --> 00:05:46,099 [whispering]: If they catch us, 169 00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:47,567 are we gonna have to go to jail? 170 00:05:47,635 --> 00:05:49,102 Stealing their ideas is not a crime. 171 00:05:49,170 --> 00:05:51,037 SHELBY: ...six, seven, eight. And one, two... 172 00:05:51,105 --> 00:05:52,472 Your shoes are making noise. 173 00:05:52,540 --> 00:05:54,608 ...and five, six, seven, eight. 174 00:05:54,675 --> 00:05:57,177 And one, two, three, four, five, six and seven... 175 00:05:57,245 --> 00:05:59,779 They look amazing. Claw, claw, uh, clap, clap. 176 00:05:59,847 --> 00:06:02,549 And five, six-- uh, uh... Okay, okay, okay, just... 177 00:06:02,617 --> 00:06:03,850 enough. 178 00:06:03,918 --> 00:06:05,085 You guys aren't getting it. 179 00:06:05,152 --> 00:06:06,987 Your letting the costumes do all the work. 180 00:06:07,054 --> 00:06:09,890 Theatricality isn't about crazy outfits. 181 00:06:09,957 --> 00:06:11,725 It's not enough to douse yourselves with gasoline. 182 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:14,427 You have to light yourselves on fire to make it work. 183 00:06:14,495 --> 00:06:16,796 God, she's good. But being theatrical 184 00:06:16,864 --> 00:06:20,767 doesn't mean you have to be a nuclear explosion. 185 00:06:20,835 --> 00:06:26,539 It can be like, like a quiet storm. You just have to radiate emotion, 186 00:06:26,607 --> 00:06:29,142 express what's deep inside you. 187 00:06:29,210 --> 00:06:32,946 That's what theatricality is truly about. 188 00:06:35,383 --> 00:06:38,151 Do I have to demonstrate? "Funny Girl," E flat. 189 00:06:38,219 --> 00:06:39,119 ♪ Barbra Streisand's "Funny Girl" ♪ 190 00:06:39,186 --> 00:06:41,721 Exactly what I would have done: Barbra. 191 00:06:41,789 --> 00:06:43,924 I could do it in my sleep. 192 00:06:50,164 --> 00:06:53,733 - * Funny - * 193 00:06:53,801 --> 00:06:55,936 - * Did you hear that? - * 194 00:06:58,172 --> 00:07:01,107 - * Funny - * 195 00:07:03,344 --> 00:07:09,215 - * Yeah, the guy said, "Honey - * 196 00:07:09,283 --> 00:07:16,289 - * You're a funny girl" - * 197 00:07:16,357 --> 00:07:17,891 - * That's me - * 198 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:23,930 - * I just keep them in stitches - * 199 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:29,436 - * Doubled in half - * 200 00:07:29,503 --> 00:07:33,340 - * And though I may be - * 201 00:07:33,407 --> 00:07:38,244 - * All wrong for the guy - * 202 00:07:38,312 --> 00:07:41,715 - * I'm good for a laugh - * 203 00:07:41,782 --> 00:07:48,455 - * I guess it's not funny - * 204 00:07:48,522 --> 00:07:51,291 - * Life is far from sunny - * 205 00:07:51,359 --> 00:07:54,427 - Where are you going? - Get back here. 206 00:07:54,495 --> 00:08:00,333 - * When the laugh is over - * 207 00:08:00,401 --> 00:08:07,507 - * And the joke's on you - * 208 00:08:07,575 --> 00:08:11,044 - * A girl ought to have - * 209 00:08:11,112 --> 00:08:13,813 - * A sense of humor - * 210 00:08:13,881 --> 00:08:17,183 - * That's one thing - * 211 00:08:17,251 --> 00:08:21,454 - * You really need for sure - * 212 00:08:21,522 --> 00:08:30,130 - * When you're a funny girl - * 213 00:08:30,197 --> 00:08:36,770 - * The fella said "a funny girl" - * 214 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,908 - * Funny - * 215 00:08:41,976 --> 00:08:49,549 - * How it ain't so funny - * 216 00:08:51,919 --> 00:08:59,025 - * Funny girl. - * 217 00:09:04,899 --> 00:09:06,704 Ms. Corcoran? 218 00:09:13,097 --> 00:09:18,707 I'm Rachel Berry, I'm your daughter. 219 00:09:25,217 --> 00:09:29,420 Did you ever regret it? Yes. 220 00:09:29,488 --> 00:09:33,858 Then no. Then so much. 221 00:09:33,926 --> 00:09:38,362 W-When did you realize it was the right time for me to find you? 222 00:09:38,430 --> 00:09:39,363 [chuckles] 223 00:09:39,431 --> 00:09:42,934 I saw you sing at sectionals. You were extraordinary. 224 00:09:43,001 --> 00:09:44,201 You were me. 225 00:09:44,269 --> 00:09:46,304 [chuckles] 226 00:09:46,371 --> 00:09:49,040 Was it hard for you to not become a star? 227 00:09:49,107 --> 00:09:57,014 To not have your dreams come true? It felt like a broken promise. 228 00:09:57,082 --> 00:10:01,319 Like the Fisher King's wound-- never heals. 229 00:10:01,386 --> 00:10:04,922 Wow. Genetics really are amazing. 230 00:10:04,990 --> 00:10:08,426 You see the world with the same fierce theatricality as I do. 231 00:10:08,493 --> 00:10:10,895 Even the way we're sitting right now is so dramatic, 232 00:10:10,963 --> 00:10:12,763 and yet we feel so comfortable with it. 233 00:10:12,831 --> 00:10:23,474 I've missed so much. How do you feel? 234 00:10:23,542 --> 00:10:24,809 Thirsty. 235 00:10:27,079 --> 00:10:30,414 When I was little and I used to get sad, 236 00:10:30,482 --> 00:10:32,416 my dads would bring me a glass of water. 237 00:10:34,353 --> 00:10:36,854 It got so I couldn't tell if I was sad 238 00:10:36,922 --> 00:10:39,290 or just thirsty. 239 00:10:49,601 --> 00:10:50,768 I shouldn't have done this. 240 00:10:55,073 --> 00:10:57,441 This was supposed to feel good. 241 00:10:57,509 --> 00:10:59,610 W-We were supposed to have some kind of 242 00:10:59,678 --> 00:11:02,813 slow-motion run into each other's arms. 243 00:11:02,881 --> 00:11:04,181 This is all wrong. 244 00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:06,350 Maybe we can just go to dinner or something 245 00:11:06,418 --> 00:11:07,818 just to get over the initial shock. 246 00:11:12,424 --> 00:11:15,493 I'm so sorry, Rachel. 247 00:11:17,496 --> 00:11:20,731 Uh... I'll... I'll call you. 248 00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:36,180 Oh, hey, Finn, come on in. 249 00:11:36,248 --> 00:11:38,215 I'm learning all this amazing stuff about Lady Gaga. 250 00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:40,951 She's got this thing called the "Haus of Gaga," which is 251 00:11:41,019 --> 00:11:43,020 like, this collective of artists and designers 252 00:11:43,088 --> 00:11:44,255 who collaborate on, on her styles 253 00:11:44,322 --> 00:11:45,456 and stage sets and her music. 254 00:11:45,524 --> 00:11:47,024 I think it's an exciting model 255 00:11:47,092 --> 00:11:49,527 for what we could be doing in Glee Club. 256 00:11:49,594 --> 00:11:51,529 Yeah, that's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about. 257 00:11:51,596 --> 00:11:53,597 I don't want to do Lady Gaga. 258 00:11:53,665 --> 00:11:56,801 And I suspect that... with the exception of Kurt... 259 00:11:56,868 --> 00:11:58,769 that none of the other guys are gonna want to do it either. 260 00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:03,274 I just feel like we're always doing whatever the girls want us to do. 261 00:12:03,341 --> 00:12:06,343 Yeah. [Will] Yeah, you're right. 262 00:12:08,013 --> 00:12:10,214 Maybe I haven't been listening to you guys hard enough. 263 00:12:12,217 --> 00:12:14,919 So let's find a solution. 264 00:12:14,986 --> 00:12:18,656 Well, I, uh, I actually already have one. 265 00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:20,391 You're wrong. 266 00:12:20,459 --> 00:12:22,193 It's a really good name. It's a rock star name. 267 00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:24,361 You want to name our daughter "Jack Daniels"? 268 00:12:24,429 --> 00:12:25,529 She's a girl! 269 00:12:25,597 --> 00:12:27,398 Okay, fine, whatever. Jackie Daniels. 270 00:12:27,466 --> 00:12:29,834 The name is not the point. I told you this. 271 00:12:29,901 --> 00:12:30,935 I'm giving up the baby 272 00:12:31,002 --> 00:12:32,636 so I don't have to do this with you. 273 00:12:32,704 --> 00:12:34,105 This is good for you. 274 00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:37,975 Now you can go off and be a rock star yourself. 275 00:12:40,612 --> 00:12:42,580 I love wearing champagne bubbles! 276 00:12:42,647 --> 00:12:44,782 I get to express a whole different side of myself! 277 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,350 Because even though I'm painfully shy 278 00:12:46,418 --> 00:12:48,119 and obsessed with death, I'm a really effervescent person. 279 00:12:49,588 --> 00:12:52,089 Excuse me! Were you dropped on your heads?! 280 00:12:52,157 --> 00:12:54,492 What was that? I think you heard me. 281 00:12:55,827 --> 00:12:57,394 I'm just saying. 282 00:12:57,462 --> 00:12:59,563 Pick on me-- that's fine-- but don't throw around a girl. 283 00:12:59,631 --> 00:13:00,931 Well, you know, lately, 284 00:13:00,999 --> 00:13:02,800 we haven't been able to tell the difference. 285 00:13:02,868 --> 00:13:05,903 We're not gaga for Gaga. You dress all freaky, 286 00:13:05,971 --> 00:13:07,505 and then you rub it in everybody's faces. 287 00:13:07,572 --> 00:13:09,507 I don't want to look at it all day! 288 00:13:09,574 --> 00:13:12,409 It's weird. It makes my eyes tired. 289 00:13:12,477 --> 00:13:14,378 If you want to switch it up a bit, 290 00:13:14,446 --> 00:13:15,646 just go from Gap to Banana Republic. 291 00:13:15,714 --> 00:13:18,249 It's called being theatrical. We're showing off who you are. 292 00:13:18,316 --> 00:13:20,885 It's the same thing you do when you go to school 293 00:13:20,952 --> 00:13:22,219 with your football uniforms on. 294 00:13:22,287 --> 00:13:23,554 You're expressing yourself, and we have every right 295 00:13:23,622 --> 00:13:24,955 to do the same. Well, you know what? 296 00:13:25,023 --> 00:13:26,557 The next time you want to express yourself 297 00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:28,793 a little like a circus freak, don't be shocked when my fist 298 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:31,595 feels like expressing itself against your chin! 299 00:13:31,663 --> 00:13:32,663 Okay? 300 00:13:32,731 --> 00:13:35,766 Knock that crazy fool crepe-paper nonsense offa you. 301 00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:38,202 Let's go. Yeah, you don't want to be late for 302 00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:40,004 your appointment at Supercuts! 303 00:13:40,071 --> 00:13:41,972 Watch your mouth, homo! 304 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,875 And you know what, fancy? You don't need 305 00:13:44,943 --> 00:13:47,578 an appointment at Supercuts. They love walk-ins. 306 00:13:47,646 --> 00:13:52,516 - [both chortle] - [school bell rings] 307 00:13:52,584 --> 00:13:56,187 Little monsters, take a bow. [Will laughs, applause] 308 00:13:56,254 --> 00:13:59,290 All right! Ladies, Kurt, I am really, really impressed. 309 00:13:59,357 --> 00:14:02,059 Sientete. You know, you know what the best part is? 310 00:14:02,127 --> 00:14:04,094 Each one of those costumes shows off a different aspect 311 00:14:04,162 --> 00:14:06,797 of your personalities. Wait. Where's Rachel? 312 00:14:06,865 --> 00:14:08,265 I mean, I only noticed because, like, 313 00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,633 five minutes have gone by 314 00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:11,168 without her saying something totally obnoxious. 315 00:14:11,236 --> 00:14:14,438 Rachel kinda got some intense news yesterday. 316 00:14:14,506 --> 00:14:16,507 We were spying on Vocal Adrenaline, and... 317 00:14:16,575 --> 00:14:18,542 You guys, that's not fair! You gotta stop doing that. 318 00:14:20,378 --> 00:14:22,980 But, uh, you know, what, what'd you find out? 319 00:14:23,048 --> 00:14:26,951 - Okay, y'all ready? - Miss Corcoran, their coach? 320 00:14:27,018 --> 00:14:29,753 She's Richel's mom. Are you serious? 321 00:14:29,821 --> 00:14:32,489 Way to bury the lead, Mercedes. 322 00:14:32,557 --> 00:14:34,091 PUCK: We're screwed. 323 00:14:34,159 --> 00:14:36,293 Rachel's gonna jump ship over to Vocal Adrenaline. Never. 324 00:14:36,361 --> 00:14:38,395 I really don't want to talk about it, though. 325 00:14:38,463 --> 00:14:39,897 I'm still processing the news. 326 00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:42,166 And my dads are moving my therapist to our spare room 327 00:14:42,234 --> 00:14:43,500 later this afternoon. 328 00:14:43,568 --> 00:14:46,370 All I can know is that I'm not going anywhere, 329 00:14:46,438 --> 00:14:47,972 and I've chosen a Lady Gaga look 330 00:14:48,039 --> 00:14:49,406 that expresses the longing for a childhood 331 00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:50,708 I was deprived of. 332 00:14:50,775 --> 00:14:53,143 You look terrible. I look awesome. 333 00:14:53,211 --> 00:14:55,179 I think it's the Kermit-the-Frog look. 334 00:14:55,247 --> 00:15:00,150 KURT: And we have a jumper. Well, my dads can't sew, 335 00:15:00,218 --> 00:15:02,219 so these are just stapled on. 336 00:15:02,287 --> 00:15:03,888 Guys, why don't we worry about this later, 337 00:15:03,955 --> 00:15:05,389 and maybe try to focus on the song? 338 00:15:05,457 --> 00:15:07,258 Couldn't agree more. Hit it! 339 00:15:07,325 --> 00:15:08,325 # Lady GaGa - Bad Romance # 340 00:15:08,326 --> 00:15:09,326 - * Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! - * 341 00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:13,497 - * Gaga, ooh-la-la! - * 342 00:15:13,565 --> 00:15:15,633 - * Want your bad romance - * 343 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:19,837 - * I want your ugly, I want your disease - * 344 00:15:19,905 --> 00:15:23,307 - * I want your everything as long as it's free - * 345 00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:25,609 - * I want your love - * 346 00:15:25,677 --> 00:15:28,579 - * Love, love, love, I want your love - * 347 00:15:31,683 --> 00:15:36,020 - * I want your psycho, your vertical stick - * 348 00:15:36,087 --> 00:15:39,790 - * Want you in my rear window, baby, it's sick - * 349 00:15:39,858 --> 00:15:41,725 - * I want your love - * 350 00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:44,828 - * Love, love, love, I want your love, love, love - * 351 00:15:44,896 --> 00:15:46,630 - * I want your love - * 352 00:15:46,698 --> 00:15:49,166 - * You know that I want you - * 353 00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:50,701 - * And you know that I need you - * 354 00:15:50,769 --> 00:15:52,436 - * Because I'm a freak, baby! - * 355 00:15:52,504 --> 00:15:55,906 - * I want it bad, bad romance - * 356 00:15:55,974 --> 00:15:59,209 - * I want your loving and I want your revenge - * 357 00:15:59,277 --> 00:16:02,479 - * You and me could write a bad romance - * 358 00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:04,415 - * Oh-oh-oh-oh - * 359 00:16:04,482 --> 00:16:07,184 - * I want your loving, all your love is revenge - * 360 00:16:07,252 --> 00:16:11,088 - * You and me could write a bad romance - * 361 00:16:11,156 --> 00:16:15,693 - * Whoa-oa-oa-oa, oa-oa-oa, oa-oa - * 362 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:19,897 - * Caught in a bad romance - * 363 00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:22,266 - * Walk, walk, fashion, baby, work it - * 364 00:16:22,334 --> 00:16:24,969 - * Move that thing, crazy walk, walk - * 365 00:16:25,036 --> 00:16:26,537 - * Fashion, baby, work it - * 366 00:16:26,604 --> 00:16:29,306 - * Move that thing, crazy walk, walk - * 367 00:16:29,374 --> 00:16:32,209 - * Fashion, baby, work it, move that thing - * 368 00:16:32,277 --> 00:16:34,645 - * Crazy walk, walk, passion, baby, work it - * 369 00:16:34,713 --> 00:16:36,613 - * I'm a freak, baby - * 370 00:16:36,681 --> 00:16:40,918 - * I want your love and I want your revenge - * 371 00:16:40,986 --> 00:16:44,188 - * I want your love, I don't want to be bad - * 372 00:16:44,255 --> 00:16:46,557 - * Whoa-oa-oa-oa - * 373 00:16:46,624 --> 00:16:49,326 - * Want your bad romance - * 374 00:16:49,394 --> 00:16:50,794 - * Caught in a bad romance - * 375 00:16:50,862 --> 00:16:52,429 - * Want your bad romance - * 376 00:16:52,497 --> 00:16:54,932 - * I want your loving and I want your revenge - * 377 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:59,136 - * You and me could write a bad romance - * 378 00:16:59,204 --> 00:17:01,305 - * Whoa-oa-oa-oa - * 379 00:17:01,373 --> 00:17:04,375 - * I want your loving, all your love is revenge - * 380 00:17:04,442 --> 00:17:07,077 - * You and me could write a bad romance - * 381 00:17:07,145 --> 00:17:10,481 - * Whoa-oa-oa, oa-oa-oa - * 382 00:17:10,548 --> 00:17:12,649 - * Want your bad romance - * 383 00:17:12,717 --> 00:17:14,418 - * Caught in a bad romance - * 384 00:17:14,486 --> 00:17:16,720 - * Want your bad romance - * 385 00:17:16,788 --> 00:17:18,389 - * Whoa-oa-oa, oa-oa-oa - * 386 00:17:18,456 --> 00:17:20,357 - * Want your bad romance - * 387 00:17:20,425 --> 00:17:22,893 - * Caught in a bad romance - * 388 00:17:23,928 --> 00:17:26,397 - * Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah! - * 389 00:17:26,464 --> 00:17:28,866 - * Roma-Roma-ma-ah! - * 390 00:17:28,933 --> 00:17:30,634 - * Gaga, ooh-la-la! - * 391 00:17:30,702 --> 00:17:34,038 - * Want your bad romance. - * 392 00:17:34,105 --> 00:17:36,106 All right! 393 00:17:40,899 --> 00:17:43,801 What up, Finn? What's that on your face? 394 00:17:43,868 --> 00:17:45,736 You got a bad pimple or something? A Finn-ple? 395 00:17:45,804 --> 00:17:47,137 [both laugh] 396 00:17:47,205 --> 00:17:49,039 Dude, are you wearing makeup? 397 00:17:49,107 --> 00:17:50,274 I knew it was contagious. 398 00:17:50,341 --> 00:17:51,508 You moved in with that little Kurt kid, 399 00:17:51,576 --> 00:17:53,343 and now you got a bad case of the gay. 400 00:17:53,411 --> 00:17:54,812 It's just something for Glee Club, all right? 401 00:17:54,879 --> 00:17:55,946 Oh, well, then it's definitely not gay, huh? 402 00:17:56,014 --> 00:17:57,347 Get out of my way! 403 00:17:57,415 --> 00:17:59,883 Man, how many times do we got go through this?! 404 00:17:59,951 --> 00:18:02,753 You being a jock and being in this Glee Club 405 00:18:02,821 --> 00:18:05,789 does not make you versatile. It makes you bisexual. 406 00:18:05,857 --> 00:18:07,057 And if we have to kick your ass 407 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:08,192 to make you understand that, 408 00:18:08,259 --> 00:18:10,294 then our schedules are wide open. 409 00:18:10,361 --> 00:18:13,363 Get out of my bathroom. 410 00:18:13,431 --> 00:18:14,998 You girls, y'all belong across the hallway. 411 00:18:15,066 --> 00:18:15,999 Glee boy! 412 00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:18,335 [Karofsky laughs] 413 00:18:18,403 --> 00:18:21,004 [sighs] 414 00:18:21,072 --> 00:18:23,740 [dance music playing] 415 00:18:28,379 --> 00:18:29,780 [music stops] 416 00:18:29,848 --> 00:18:31,281 Yeah, that's better, guys. Take five. 417 00:18:31,349 --> 00:18:34,184 And, ladies, I don't want to hear about chafing 418 00:18:34,252 --> 00:18:36,019 just because you're being forced to wear metal underwear. 419 00:18:36,087 --> 00:18:37,554 Not my problem. 420 00:18:43,895 --> 00:18:44,962 Mom? 421 00:18:47,665 --> 00:18:50,167 Hon, you gotta stop sneaking into these rehearsals. 422 00:18:50,235 --> 00:18:53,003 It's kind of important. 423 00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:01,778 Oh, dear God. 424 00:19:01,846 --> 00:19:02,779 My dads can't sew. 425 00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:06,250 I really need a mom right now. 426 00:19:08,186 --> 00:19:10,120 Do you think you can help? 427 00:19:14,092 --> 00:19:15,459 Sorry I'm late. 428 00:19:15,527 --> 00:19:16,527 Whoa, looking good, Rachel! 429 00:19:16,594 --> 00:19:19,096 Thanks. 430 00:19:19,164 --> 00:19:20,931 My mom made it. Very nice. 431 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,568 [Mercedes laughs] 432 00:19:24,636 --> 00:19:26,236 Well, we're all here, so without further ado, 433 00:19:26,304 --> 00:19:29,206 I'd like to introduce The Boys! 434 00:19:29,274 --> 00:19:33,010 ARTIE: Lima, Ohio, get ready to rock! 435 00:19:33,077 --> 00:19:37,447 - [girls laugh] - [KISS' "Shout It Out" begins] - [cheering] 436 00:19:40,852 --> 00:19:44,788 - * Well, the night is young and you want some fun - * 437 00:19:44,856 --> 00:19:46,590 - * Do you think you're gonna find it? - * 438 00:19:46,658 --> 00:19:48,425 - * Think you're gonna find it? - * 439 00:19:48,493 --> 00:19:51,795 GIRLS: Whoo! - * You got to treat yourself like number one - * 440 00:19:51,863 --> 00:19:53,597 - * Do you need to be reminded? - * 441 00:19:53,665 --> 00:19:55,766 - * Need to be reminded? - * 442 00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:57,968 Whoo! - * It doesn't matter what you do or say - * 443 00:19:58,036 --> 00:20:02,539 - * Just forget the things that you've been told - * 444 00:20:02,607 --> 00:20:06,343 - * We can't do it any other way - * 445 00:20:06,411 --> 00:20:09,379 - * Everybody's got to rock and roll - * 446 00:20:09,447 --> 00:20:11,448 - * Oh, oh, oh, ooh ! - * 447 00:20:11,516 --> 00:20:14,084 - * Shout it, shout it - * 448 00:20:14,152 --> 00:20:17,621 - * Shout it out loud! - * 449 00:20:18,756 --> 00:20:21,191 - * Shout it, shout it - * 450 00:20:21,259 --> 00:20:24,061 - * Shout it out loud! - * 451 00:20:25,296 --> 00:20:26,897 - * If you don't feel good - * 452 00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:29,166 - * There's a way you could - * 453 00:20:29,234 --> 00:20:30,801 - * Don't sit there broken-hearted - * 454 00:20:30,868 --> 00:20:32,169 - * Sit there broken-hearted! - * 455 00:20:32,237 --> 00:20:35,639 - * Call all your friends in the neighborhood - * 456 00:20:35,707 --> 00:20:37,975 - * And get the party started - * 457 00:20:38,042 --> 00:20:39,743 - * Get the party started - * 458 00:20:39,811 --> 00:20:43,247 - * Don't let 'em tell you that there's too much noise - * 459 00:20:43,314 --> 00:20:45,949 - * They're too old to really understand - * 460 00:20:46,017 --> 00:20:47,184 [girls laughing] 461 00:20:47,252 --> 00:20:48,452 - * You'll still get rowdy - * 462 00:20:48,519 --> 00:20:50,287 - * With the girls and boys - * 463 00:20:50,355 --> 00:20:53,757 - * 'Cause it's time for you to take a stand - * 464 00:20:53,825 --> 00:20:55,158 - * Yeah, yeah - * 465 00:20:55,226 --> 00:20:58,161 - * Yeah! Shout it, shout it - * 466 00:20:58,229 --> 00:21:00,864 - * Shout it out loud! - * 467 00:21:00,932 --> 00:21:02,766 - * You got to have a party - * 468 00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:05,335 - * Shout it, shout it - * 469 00:21:05,403 --> 00:21:07,804 - * Shout it out loud! - * 470 00:21:07,872 --> 00:21:09,706 - * Turn it up louder - * 471 00:21:09,774 --> 00:21:12,409 - * Shout it, shout it - * 472 00:21:12,477 --> 00:21:15,412 - * Shout it out loud! - * 473 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,580 - * Oh, yeah-yeah! - * 474 00:21:16,648 --> 00:21:19,416 - * Shout it, shout it - * 475 00:21:19,484 --> 00:21:21,685 - * Shout it out loud! - * 476 00:21:21,753 --> 00:21:23,754 - * Hear it getting louder - * 477 00:21:23,821 --> 00:21:26,690 - * Shout it, shout it - * 478 00:21:26,758 --> 00:21:28,959 - * Shout it out loud! - * 479 00:21:31,296 --> 00:21:32,663 [song ends] 480 00:21:32,730 --> 00:21:37,100 [girls cheering] 481 00:21:37,168 --> 00:21:39,536 All right, guys, very impressive. 482 00:21:39,604 --> 00:21:42,239 Very, very... loud. [chuckles] 483 00:21:42,307 --> 00:21:44,808 But what, uh, what does that performance express? 484 00:21:44,876 --> 00:21:46,176 And what do those costumes illustrate? 485 00:21:46,244 --> 00:21:48,078 We did our research, Mr. Shue. 486 00:21:48,146 --> 00:21:49,546 Yeah, Finn's demon look 487 00:21:49,614 --> 00:21:51,615 is because Gene Simmons liked comic books as a kid, 488 00:21:51,683 --> 00:21:53,517 and they called Paul Stanley the "Star Child" 489 00:21:53,584 --> 00:21:55,252 because he was a romantic or something. 490 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,953 But that doesn't really explain my whore lips. 491 00:21:57,021 --> 00:21:58,755 And my Ace Frehley is supposed 492 00:21:58,823 --> 00:22:00,057 to be a spaceman from another planet. 493 00:22:00,124 --> 00:22:01,525 Mike's iconic catman 494 00:22:01,592 --> 00:22:03,593 is because Peter Criss claimed to have nine lives. 495 00:22:03,661 --> 00:22:06,363 Yeah, And I'm dressed as the guy who replaced Artie when he quit. 496 00:22:06,431 --> 00:22:09,032 Well, congratulations, guys. Job well done. 497 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:10,600 Let's give it up for the boys! 498 00:22:10,668 --> 00:22:12,703 [cheering] 499 00:22:17,041 --> 00:22:18,909 I thought the boys' KISS number was good, 500 00:22:18,976 --> 00:22:21,144 although the lyrics did leave something to be desired. 501 00:22:21,212 --> 00:22:22,813 And Finn kept sticking his tongue out 502 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,514 and I couldn't stop picturing him licking stuff. 503 00:22:24,582 --> 00:22:25,649 It was disturbing. 504 00:22:27,118 --> 00:22:28,785 We warned you. 505 00:22:28,853 --> 00:22:31,021 Now Gaga's got to go. 506 00:22:35,026 --> 00:22:37,828 Could you have a word with Azimio and Karofsky 507 00:22:37,895 --> 00:22:39,963 about harassing me without damaging my Gaga outfit? 508 00:22:40,031 --> 00:22:42,265 Are you serious? 509 00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:44,601 Do you know how difficult it is with those guys? 510 00:22:44,669 --> 00:22:46,570 They already think we're boyfriends. 511 00:22:46,637 --> 00:22:48,338 Let them think what they want. 512 00:22:48,406 --> 00:22:49,773 They're Neanderthals. 513 00:22:49,841 --> 00:22:51,675 In three years, they'll be cleaning my septic tank. 514 00:22:51,743 --> 00:22:53,510 Don't you get it? It's not just them. 515 00:22:53,578 --> 00:22:55,045 We live in Ohio-- 516 00:22:55,113 --> 00:22:58,081 not New York or San Francisco or some other city 517 00:22:58,149 --> 00:23:00,450 where people eat vegetables that aren't fried. 518 00:23:02,553 --> 00:23:04,321 I don't understand why you always need 519 00:23:04,389 --> 00:23:05,956 to make such a big spectacle 520 00:23:06,023 --> 00:23:07,391 of yourself. 521 00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:09,760 Why can't you just work harder at blending in? 522 00:23:09,827 --> 00:23:11,862 I'm sure that'd be easier for you. 523 00:23:11,929 --> 00:23:14,064 You know, it would. 524 00:23:21,506 --> 00:23:24,441 You are such a boy. 525 00:23:24,509 --> 00:23:26,209 You're going to have to use a moist towelette 526 00:23:26,277 --> 00:23:27,377 if you want to get that makeup off. 527 00:23:29,046 --> 00:23:30,414 Don't touch me! 528 00:23:30,481 --> 00:23:31,915 What is your problem, Finn? 529 00:23:31,983 --> 00:23:33,216 It's just a moist towelette! 530 00:23:37,121 --> 00:23:38,922 I'm gonna finish in the laundry room. 531 00:23:40,658 --> 00:23:42,225 Grow up, Finn! 532 00:23:49,376 --> 00:23:51,144 I know why you called, and don't worry about it. 533 00:23:51,211 --> 00:23:52,879 My reconnection with Rachel is not some kind of plot 534 00:23:52,747 --> 00:23:54,614 to mess with you guys before regionals. 535 00:23:54,682 --> 00:23:56,683 I'm not worried about regionals. 536 00:23:57,752 --> 00:23:58,818 It's Rachel. 537 00:23:58,886 --> 00:24:00,954 She's special. 538 00:24:01,021 --> 00:24:02,856 She's got all of the best of you. 539 00:24:02,923 --> 00:24:04,491 She's strong-willed, dramatic, 540 00:24:04,558 --> 00:24:06,226 wildly talented. 541 00:24:06,293 --> 00:24:07,560 Go on. 542 00:24:07,628 --> 00:24:08,728 But she's not hard like you. 543 00:24:08,796 --> 00:24:10,964 She's fragile. 544 00:24:11,031 --> 00:24:12,232 over-emotional. 545 00:24:12,299 --> 00:24:13,466 And she's clearly convinced herself 546 00:24:13,534 --> 00:24:14,834 that you are as committed to this reunion 547 00:24:14,902 --> 00:24:17,070 as she is. 548 00:24:17,138 --> 00:24:19,272 And I don't think you are. 549 00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:21,040 You're not prepared to have 550 00:24:21,108 --> 00:24:22,142 a teenage daughter. 551 00:24:22,209 --> 00:24:23,710 Are you? 552 00:24:27,648 --> 00:24:29,549 I can't have any more kids. 553 00:24:29,617 --> 00:24:31,885 There were issues 554 00:24:31,952 --> 00:24:33,787 a few years back. 555 00:24:33,854 --> 00:24:36,055 Then some surgery, and that's that. 556 00:24:39,827 --> 00:24:41,828 I really wanted a daughter. 557 00:24:45,599 --> 00:24:47,167 That's why it was so important to me 558 00:24:47,234 --> 00:24:48,635 to make that bond with her. 559 00:24:50,137 --> 00:24:53,506 But you're right. 560 00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:56,643 I wanted my baby back. 561 00:24:56,711 --> 00:24:58,545 Rachel's an adult now. 562 00:24:58,613 --> 00:24:59,880 She doesn't need me. 563 00:25:00,447 --> 00:25:02,715 Shelby, 564 00:25:02,783 --> 00:25:04,918 I can't tell you what to do... 565 00:25:06,453 --> 00:25:09,255 But if you really love her, 566 00:25:09,323 --> 00:25:10,790 you have to tell her 567 00:25:10,858 --> 00:25:12,926 what you just told me. 568 00:25:15,563 --> 00:25:17,463 KURT: I had to skip school to finish it, 569 00:25:17,531 --> 00:25:19,399 but I think you're really going to like it. 570 00:25:22,136 --> 00:25:24,504 Consider it a peace offering after all the yelling 571 00:25:24,572 --> 00:25:26,739 that we've been doing. 572 00:25:26,807 --> 00:25:28,575 I used Marlene Dietrich and Gary Cooper in Morocco 573 00:25:28,642 --> 00:25:30,810 as my inspiration. 574 00:25:30,878 --> 00:25:33,046 It's a perfect blend of the masculine and the feminine, 575 00:25:33,113 --> 00:25:35,148 the muted and the theatrical. 576 00:25:35,216 --> 00:25:37,684 Are you freaking insane? 577 00:25:38,853 --> 00:25:40,520 I can't live here. I'm a dude. 578 00:25:42,723 --> 00:25:44,023 What the hell is that 579 00:25:44,091 --> 00:25:45,325 supposed to be? 580 00:25:45,392 --> 00:25:46,693 It's a privacy partition 581 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,995 It's all I could find on such short notice. 582 00:25:49,063 --> 00:25:50,330 Why are you getting angry about everything? 583 00:25:50,397 --> 00:25:51,531 I worked hard on thi 584 00:25:51,599 --> 00:25:53,700 That's not a privacy partition! 585 00:25:53,767 --> 00:25:55,168 Why is it so hard for you 586 00:25:55,236 --> 00:25:56,569 to understand? 587 00:25:56,637 --> 00:25:58,438 I don't want to get dressed in front of you! 588 00:25:58,505 --> 00:25:59,939 Do you know that 589 00:26:00,007 --> 00:26:02,508 I put my underwear on in the shower 590 00:26:02,576 --> 00:26:04,110 before I come out when you're around? 591 00:26:04,178 --> 00:26:05,945 I just... I don't want to have to worry 592 00:26:06,013 --> 00:26:07,780 about that kind of stuff in my own room, man. 593 00:26:07,848 --> 00:26:09,782 And what stuff are you referring to? 594 00:26:09,850 --> 00:26:11,851 You know. You know what I'm talking about. 595 00:26:11,919 --> 00:26:13,453 Don't play dumb. 596 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,755 Why can't you just accept that I'm not like you? 597 00:26:15,823 --> 00:26:18,524 I have accepted that. No, you haven't. 598 00:26:18,592 --> 00:26:21,194 You think I don't see the way you stare at me? 599 00:26:21,262 --> 00:26:23,029 How flirty you get. 600 00:26:23,097 --> 00:26:24,831 You think I don't know why you got so excited 601 00:26:24,899 --> 00:26:26,366 that we were going to be moving in together? 602 00:26:26,433 --> 00:26:28,468 It's just a room, Finn! 603 00:26:28,535 --> 00:26:30,303 We can redecorate it if you want to! 604 00:26:30,371 --> 00:26:31,938 Okay, good. 605 00:26:32,006 --> 00:26:34,641 Well, then the first thing that needs to go 606 00:26:34,708 --> 00:26:36,276 is that faggy lamp. 607 00:26:36,343 --> 00:26:37,911 And then we need to get rid of this faggy couch cover... 608 00:26:37,978 --> 00:26:39,312 Hey! 609 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:41,714 What did you just call him? 610 00:26:41,782 --> 00:26:43,850 Oh, no, no, I didn't call him anything. 611 00:26:43,918 --> 00:26:45,385 I was talking to the blanket. 612 00:26:45,452 --> 00:26:47,520 If you use that word, you're talking about him. 613 00:26:47,588 --> 00:26:48,855 Relax, Dad. I didn't take it that way. 614 00:26:48,923 --> 00:26:50,957 Yeah, that's because you're 16 615 00:26:51,025 --> 00:26:52,625 and you still assume the best in people. 616 00:26:52,693 --> 00:26:54,093 You live a few years, 617 00:26:54,161 --> 00:26:55,795 you start seeing the hate in people's hearts. 618 00:26:56,931 --> 00:26:58,097 Even the best people. 619 00:26:58,165 --> 00:26:59,699 You use the "N" word? 620 00:26:59,767 --> 00:27:00,733 Of course not. 621 00:27:00,801 --> 00:27:02,568 How about "retard"? 622 00:27:02,636 --> 00:27:05,305 You call that nice girl in Cheerios! with Kurt, you call her a retard? 623 00:27:05,372 --> 00:27:07,740 Becky-- no. She's my friend. She's got Down syndrome. 624 00:27:07,808 --> 00:27:09,542 I'd never call her that. That's cruel. 625 00:27:09,610 --> 00:27:11,210 But you think it's okay to come into my house 626 00:27:11,278 --> 00:27:12,578 and say "faggy"? 627 00:27:12,646 --> 00:27:15,315 That's not what I meant... I know what you meant! 628 00:27:15,382 --> 00:27:18,584 What, you think I didn't use that word when I was your age? 629 00:27:18,652 --> 00:27:20,320 You know, some kid 630 00:27:20,387 --> 00:27:21,921 gets clocked in practice, 631 00:27:21,989 --> 00:27:23,790 we'd tell him to stop being such a fag. 632 00:27:23,857 --> 00:27:25,425 Shake it off. 633 00:27:25,492 --> 00:27:26,859 We meant it exactly 634 00:27:26,927 --> 00:27:29,062 the way you meant it. 635 00:27:29,129 --> 00:27:30,863 That being gay is wrong. 636 00:27:30,931 --> 00:27:32,298 That it's some kind 637 00:27:32,366 --> 00:27:33,666 of punishable offense. 638 00:27:33,734 --> 00:27:35,601 I really thought you were different, Finn. 639 00:27:37,004 --> 00:27:40,306 You know, I thought that being in Glee Club 640 00:27:40,374 --> 00:27:43,042 and being raised by your mom 641 00:27:43,110 --> 00:27:45,111 meant that you were some, you know, 642 00:27:45,179 --> 00:27:47,914 new generation of dude who saw things differently. 643 00:27:47,982 --> 00:27:50,216 Who just kind of, you know, came into the world 644 00:27:50,284 --> 00:27:52,885 knowing what has taken me years of struggling 645 00:27:52,953 --> 00:27:55,021 to figure out. 646 00:27:55,089 --> 00:27:57,090 I guess I was wrong. 647 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,594 I'm sorry, Finn, but you can't... you can't stay here. 648 00:28:02,796 --> 00:28:03,963 Dad. 649 00:28:04,031 --> 00:28:05,398 I love your mom. 650 00:28:05,466 --> 00:28:08,668 And maybe this is going to cost me her, 651 00:28:08,736 --> 00:28:11,104 but my family comes first. 652 00:28:11,171 --> 00:28:12,772 I can't have that kind of poison around. 653 00:28:16,243 --> 00:28:19,278 This is our home, Kurt. 654 00:28:19,346 --> 00:28:21,581 He is my son. 655 00:28:24,785 --> 00:28:27,186 Out in the world, you do what you want, 656 00:28:27,254 --> 00:28:29,522 but not under my roof. 657 00:28:42,136 --> 00:28:45,505 The place looks great. 658 00:29:06,928 --> 00:29:09,896 - You should be in orbit. - My balls keep fallinoff. 659 00:29:09,964 --> 00:29:11,531 Been there. 660 00:29:11,599 --> 00:29:13,467 I want to talk about this. 661 00:29:13,534 --> 00:29:16,169 There's not much to say. 662 00:29:16,237 --> 00:29:19,539 I feel sorry for you. I thought you were different. 663 00:29:19,607 --> 00:29:23,043 I am different. 664 00:29:23,111 --> 00:29:25,178 WILL: All right, let's get things started. 665 00:29:24,446 --> 00:29:25,646 Mr. Shue. 666 00:29:25,714 --> 00:29:27,315 There's something I want to say to Quinn. 667 00:29:29,284 --> 00:29:30,418 And I want everybody to hear it. 668 00:29:30,486 --> 00:29:32,286 All right. 669 00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:36,757 At first I didn't really get this theatrical assignment, 670 00:29:36,825 --> 00:29:39,227 being larger than life and putting it all out there, 671 00:29:39,294 --> 00:29:41,329 'cause I'm kind of like that all the time. 672 00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:45,967 That's how my dad was, too. 673 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:48,469 He was too busy being all crazy and rock and roll 674 00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:49,904 to be there for his kid. 675 00:29:49,972 --> 00:29:51,405 And you know what? 676 00:29:51,473 --> 00:29:53,541 I didn't care that my dad was a badass. 677 00:29:53,609 --> 00:29:56,143 I just wanted him to be there. 678 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:57,311 And he never was. 679 00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:00,114 And then I learned 680 00:30:00,182 --> 00:30:02,116 all this KISS stuff 681 00:30:02,184 --> 00:30:04,485 and while Jackie Daniels is a great name for like 682 00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:08,222 a powerboat or something, it's not right for a baby girl. 683 00:30:08,290 --> 00:30:10,424 So if my KISS mates 684 00:30:10,492 --> 00:30:13,327 will help me out, I got a better idea. 685 00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:16,497 Grab a stool, guys. 686 00:30:22,004 --> 00:30:24,205 [KISS' "Beth" intro playing] 687 00:30:38,453 --> 00:30:41,856 - * Beth, I hear you calling - * 688 00:30:41,924 --> 00:30:45,660 - * But I can't come home right now - * 689 00:30:45,727 --> 00:30:50,264 - * Me and the boys are playing - * 690 00:30:50,332 --> 00:30:54,902 - * And we just can't find the sound - * 691 00:30:54,970 --> 00:30:57,939 - * Just a few more hours - * 692 00:30:58,006 --> 00:31:01,542 - * And I'll be right home to you - * 693 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:06,180 - * I think I hear them calling - * 694 00:31:06,248 --> 00:31:10,318 - * Oh, Beth, what can I do? - * 695 00:31:10,385 --> 00:31:14,322 - * Beth, what can I do? - * 696 00:31:14,389 --> 00:31:18,059 - * You say you feel so empty - * 697 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:22,163 - * That our house just ain't our home - * 698 00:31:22,230 --> 00:31:25,700 - * I'm always somewhere else - * 699 00:31:25,767 --> 00:31:30,471 - * And you're always there alone - * 700 00:31:30,539 --> 00:31:33,774 - * Just a few more hours - * 701 00:31:33,842 --> 00:31:37,144 - * And I'll be right home to you - * 702 00:31:37,212 --> 00:31:42,049 - * I think I hear them calling - * 703 00:31:42,117 --> 00:31:45,553 - * Oh, Beth, what can I do? - * 704 00:31:45,621 --> 00:31:50,324 - * Beth, what can I do? - * 705 00:32:16,251 --> 00:32:19,687 - * Beth, I know you're lonely - * 706 00:32:19,755 --> 00:32:24,825 - * And I hope you'll be all right - * 707 00:32:24,893 --> 00:32:33,300 - * 'Cause me and the boys will be playing all night - * 708 00:32:36,104 --> 00:32:43,177 - * All night. - * 709 00:32:58,126 --> 00:33:00,728 I know you're giving her up, 710 00:33:00,796 --> 00:33:04,432 but before you do, I think you should name her Beth. 711 00:33:06,134 --> 00:33:07,468 If you'll let me, 712 00:33:07,536 --> 00:33:10,905 I'd really like to be there when she's born. 713 00:33:10,972 --> 00:33:12,606 I'd really like to meet her. 714 00:33:29,912 --> 00:33:33,148 So, how'd your dads come up with the name "Rachel"? 715 00:33:35,284 --> 00:33:37,252 They were, um, big Friends fans. 716 00:33:41,691 --> 00:33:44,125 I know why you're here... 717 00:33:44,193 --> 00:33:45,961 to say good-bye. 718 00:33:46,028 --> 00:33:49,698 I really wanted this to work. 719 00:33:53,503 --> 00:33:56,037 Do you know what really turned me? 720 00:33:56,105 --> 00:33:58,607 That story that you told me about your dads, 721 00:33:58,674 --> 00:34:00,375 and how they'd bring you water 722 00:34:00,443 --> 00:34:03,745 when you were sad. 723 00:34:03,813 --> 00:34:05,847 We're never gonna have anything like that. 724 00:34:05,915 --> 00:34:09,150 It's too late for us. 725 00:34:09,218 --> 00:34:11,586 I just think that anything we share right now 726 00:34:11,654 --> 00:34:13,889 is gonna be confusing for you. 727 00:34:16,325 --> 00:34:17,859 I just don't understand. 728 00:34:17,927 --> 00:34:19,327 You're my mom. 729 00:34:19,395 --> 00:34:21,897 I feel awful right now, and I should want 730 00:34:21,964 --> 00:34:24,132 to just fall into your arms and let you rock me 731 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:28,069 and tell me everything is gonna be fine, but... 732 00:34:28,137 --> 00:34:30,639 I just don't feel it. 733 00:34:33,075 --> 00:34:37,212 It's because I'm your mother, but I'm not your mom. 734 00:34:40,816 --> 00:34:44,452 So what? Do we just pretend we don't know each other now? 735 00:34:46,289 --> 00:34:49,024 That seems silly. 736 00:34:49,091 --> 00:34:52,861 Let's just be grateful for one another... 737 00:34:52,929 --> 00:34:54,262 from afar. 738 00:34:54,330 --> 00:34:55,530 For a while. 739 00:34:55,598 --> 00:34:58,300 Don't think for a second I'm gonna 740 00:34:58,367 --> 00:34:59,668 go soft on you during regionals. 741 00:34:59,735 --> 00:35:03,171 [sniffles] Bring it. [chuckles] 742 00:35:06,008 --> 00:35:08,143 Can I have a hug good-bye? 743 00:35:12,248 --> 00:35:14,049 Sure. 744 00:35:31,033 --> 00:35:32,467 [sniffles] 745 00:35:32,535 --> 00:35:35,203 Can you do me one more favor? 746 00:35:37,974 --> 00:35:40,041 Sometime when you're thirsty... 747 00:35:45,314 --> 00:35:48,717 can you get yourself some water from this cup? 748 00:35:48,784 --> 00:35:52,988 Gold stars are kinda my thing. 749 00:35:57,093 --> 00:36:00,595 Of course. [chuckles] 750 00:36:04,066 --> 00:36:06,501 Shelby... 751 00:36:06,569 --> 00:36:10,472 before you go, will... 752 00:36:10,539 --> 00:36:12,240 will you sing with me? 753 00:36:13,809 --> 00:36:15,543 Just one time. 754 00:36:15,611 --> 00:36:18,446 It's sort of a fantasy of mine, 755 00:36:18,514 --> 00:36:21,349 and it would really mean a lot to me. 756 00:36:21,417 --> 00:36:24,953 I would be honored. 757 00:36:25,021 --> 00:36:26,755 Brad! 758 00:36:26,822 --> 00:36:28,757 He's always just around. 759 00:36:31,127 --> 00:36:33,261 Um, take that. 760 00:36:33,329 --> 00:36:34,696 Here you go. 761 00:36:34,764 --> 00:36:35,630 [chuckles] 762 00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:37,833 ♪ Lady GaGa's Poker Face ♪ 763 00:36:38,535 --> 00:36:43,873 - * I want to hold 'em like they do in Texas, please - * 764 00:36:44,341 --> 00:36:46,742 - * Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it - * 765 00:36:47,510 --> 00:36:51,980 - * Baby, stay with me - * 766 00:36:52,048 --> 00:36:54,182 - * Love the game, and intuition - * 767 00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:58,286 - * Play the cards with spades to start - * 768 00:36:58,154 --> 00:37:01,122 - * And after he's been hooked - * 769 00:37:01,190 --> 00:37:08,196 - * I'll play the one that's sewn his heart - * 770 00:37:08,264 --> 00:37:14,135 - * Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh - * 771 00:37:14,203 --> 00:37:19,574 - * I'll get him hot and show him what I got - * 772 00:37:18,842 --> 00:37:21,077 - * Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh - * 773 00:37:21,144 --> 00:37:27,083 - * Oh-oh, oh, I'll get him hot - * 774 00:37:27,150 --> 00:37:31,253 - * And show him what I got - * 775 00:37:31,321 --> 00:37:34,123 - * Can't read my, can't read my - * 776 00:37:34,191 --> 00:37:38,194 - * No, he can't read my poker face - * 777 00:37:38,261 --> 00:37:41,964 - * She's got to love nobody - * 778 00:37:42,032 --> 00:37:44,400 - * Can't read my, can't read my - * 779 00:37:44,468 --> 00:37:48,637 - * No, he can't read my poker face - * 780 00:37:48,705 --> 00:37:51,974 "She's got to love nobody. - She's got to love nobody" 781 00:37:52,042 --> 00:37:56,679 Poker face, p-p-poker face - * 782 00:37:56,747 --> 00:38:03,385 - * P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face - * 783 00:38:03,453 --> 00:38:05,821 - * I want to roll with him - * 784 00:38:05,889 --> 00:38:08,424 - * A hard pair we will be - * 785 00:38:08,492 --> 00:38:12,895 - * A little gambling is fun - * 786 00:38:12,963 --> 00:38:16,332 - * When you're with me - * 787 00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:21,303 - * Russian roulette is not the same without a gun - * 788 00:38:21,371 --> 00:38:24,406 - * And, baby, when it's love - * 789 00:38:24,474 --> 00:38:28,177 - * If it ain't rough, it isn't fun - * 790 00:38:28,244 --> 00:38:33,382 - * Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-uh-oh-oh, oh - * 791 00:38:33,450 --> 00:38:35,918 - * I'll get him hot - * 792 00:38:35,986 --> 00:38:38,988 - * Show him what I got - * 793 00:38:39,055 --> 00:38:40,856 - * Can't read my - * 794 00:38:40,924 --> 00:38:42,725 - * Can't read my - * 795 00:38:42,792 --> 00:38:46,695 BOTH: - * No, he can't read my poker face - * 796 00:38:46,763 --> 00:38:50,232 - * She's got to love nobody - * 797 00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:53,202 - * Can't read my, can't read my - * 798 00:38:53,269 --> 00:38:57,506 - * No, he can't read my poker face - * 799 00:38:57,574 --> 00:39:02,044 - * She's got to love nobody - * 800 00:39:02,112 --> 00:39:04,813 - * I won't tell you that I love you - * 801 00:39:04,881 --> 00:39:06,949 - * Kiss or hug you - * 802 00:39:07,017 --> 00:39:09,585 - * 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin - * 803 00:39:09,652 --> 00:39:12,054 - * I'm not lying - * 804 00:39:12,122 --> 00:39:17,226 - * I'm just stunnin' with love-glue-gunnin' - * 805 00:39:17,293 --> 00:39:21,063 - * Just like a chick in the casino - * 806 00:39:21,131 --> 00:39:24,666 - * Take your bank before I pay you out - * 807 00:39:24,734 --> 00:39:27,569 - * I promise this, I promise this - * 808 00:39:27,637 --> 00:39:29,705 - * Check this hand - * 809 00:39:29,773 --> 00:39:34,376 - * 'Cause I am marvelous - * 810 00:39:35,244 --> 00:39:36,911 - * I'm marvelous - * 811 00:39:36,979 --> 00:39:38,112 - * I'm marvelous - * 812 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:39,380 - * I'm marvelous - * 813 00:39:39,448 --> 00:39:42,517 - * So marvelous - * 814 00:39:42,585 --> 00:39:45,954 - * She's got to love nobody - * 815 00:39:46,021 --> 00:39:48,790 - * Can't read my, can't read my - * 816 00:39:48,858 --> 00:39:52,994 - * No, he can't read my poker face - * 817 00:39:53,062 --> 00:39:59,868 - * She's got to love nobody. - * 818 00:40:11,180 --> 00:40:13,948 You are really, really good. 819 00:40:28,397 --> 00:40:30,231 [sniffling] 820 00:40:33,535 --> 00:40:35,303 [school bell ringing] Whoa! 821 00:40:35,371 --> 00:40:37,472 Guys, why are you all in your theatricality costumes? 822 00:40:37,539 --> 00:40:39,908 It's the end of the week. We were kinda hoping 823 00:40:39,975 --> 00:40:41,576 to learn what the lesson of the assignment was. 824 00:40:41,644 --> 00:40:44,312 Well, um... 825 00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:46,214 you guys have had some great numbers this week, 826 00:40:46,282 --> 00:40:48,716 but I'm not totally sure that I know either. 827 00:40:48,784 --> 00:40:50,051 [all laugh] 828 00:40:50,119 --> 00:40:51,686 I do. 829 00:40:51,754 --> 00:40:53,221 I refuse to dress like somebody I'm not 830 00:40:53,289 --> 00:40:54,889 to be somebody I'm not. 831 00:40:54,957 --> 00:40:58,259 And I learned it's good to be a little theatrical. 832 00:40:59,528 --> 00:41:01,129 [gasps] 833 00:41:01,196 --> 00:41:02,497 So here's what's going to happen. 834 00:41:02,564 --> 00:41:04,899 My dad-- he's the king of the vampires. 835 00:41:04,967 --> 00:41:08,403 And Asian vampires are the most vicious of all the vampires. 836 00:41:08,470 --> 00:41:10,438 You're going to let me wear my lady demon clothes, 837 00:41:10,506 --> 00:41:13,608 or my dad will fly into your bedroom and bite your face off. 838 00:41:13,676 --> 00:41:15,276 He's really pissed. 839 00:41:15,344 --> 00:41:16,377 Is that what you want? 840 00:41:16,445 --> 00:41:18,379 No, I don't want that. I'm afraid. 841 00:41:18,447 --> 00:41:20,515 Good. I'm glad we had this talk. 842 00:41:20,582 --> 00:41:22,383 Now I have to go back to my coffin 843 00:41:22,451 --> 00:41:24,852 because the light is burning my eyes! 844 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,654 [applause] There she is. 845 00:41:26,722 --> 00:41:30,024 [all cheering] 846 00:41:30,092 --> 00:41:31,459 Wait. Where's Kurt? 847 00:41:32,594 --> 00:41:33,594 Where's Finn? 848 00:41:33,662 --> 00:41:35,296 Fine. 849 00:41:35,364 --> 00:41:36,698 You want to hit me? 850 00:41:36,765 --> 00:41:38,366 You want to beat me up? Go ahead. 851 00:41:38,434 --> 00:41:40,335 But I swear to you I will never change. 852 00:41:40,402 --> 00:41:42,503 I'm proud to be different. 853 00:41:42,571 --> 00:41:44,505 It's the best thing about me. 854 00:41:44,573 --> 00:41:47,308 So go ahead, hit me. 855 00:41:47,376 --> 00:41:48,609 I believe I will. 856 00:41:48,677 --> 00:41:50,211 Sir, would you like to go first? 857 00:41:50,279 --> 00:41:52,480 FINN: You're not hitting anyone. 858 00:41:55,217 --> 00:41:56,884 Oh, my God. 859 00:41:56,952 --> 00:41:58,586 Is he wearing a red rubber dress or am I trippin'? 860 00:41:58,654 --> 00:41:59,921 I want to thank you, Kurt. 861 00:41:59,989 --> 00:42:01,856 I realize I still have 862 00:42:01,924 --> 00:42:03,858 a lot to learn, 863 00:42:03,926 --> 00:42:05,793 but the reason I'm here right now... 864 00:42:05,861 --> 00:42:07,195 in a shower curtain, 865 00:42:07,262 --> 00:42:09,497 is... because of you. 866 00:42:11,433 --> 00:42:13,234 And I'm not going to let anyone lay a hand on you. 867 00:42:13,302 --> 00:42:15,236 [chuckles] Oh, really, dude? 868 00:42:15,304 --> 00:42:17,572 'Cause I'm pretty sure we can take both of you. 869 00:42:17,639 --> 00:42:19,374 PUCK: Yeah? 870 00:42:19,441 --> 00:42:21,509 But can you take all of us? AZIMIO: Okay. 871 00:42:21,577 --> 00:42:23,277 Okay, I get it. 872 00:42:23,345 --> 00:42:25,179 I took biology. You know what, Karofsky? 873 00:42:25,247 --> 00:42:26,581 We done disturbed the freak hive. 874 00:42:26,648 --> 00:42:29,150 The worker freaks is trying to protect the queen freak. 875 00:42:29,218 --> 00:42:31,419 Next time... 876 00:42:31,487 --> 00:42:33,354 we'll bring some friends, too. 877 00:42:38,193 --> 00:42:40,161 I'm tired of everyone calling us freaks. 878 00:42:40,229 --> 00:42:42,030 Welllook at us. We are freaks. 879 00:42:42,097 --> 00:42:43,865 [all laugh] 880 00:42:43,932 --> 00:42:45,900 But we're all freaks together. 881 00:42:45,968 --> 00:42:48,870 And we shouldn't have to hide it. 882 00:42:48,937 --> 00:42:50,805 [Will clapping] 883 00:42:52,908 --> 00:42:55,009 Nice job, Finn. 884 00:42:55,077 --> 00:42:57,678 I think you just figured out what the lesson was. 885 00:42:57,746 --> 00:42:59,547 Kinda makes me wish I had planned it. 886 00:42:59,615 --> 00:43:03,484 But Mercedes is right, You do all look incredibly insane. 887 00:43:03,552 --> 00:43:05,820 Thank you. Thank you. You're so welcome. 888 00:43:05,888 --> 00:43:07,789 WILL: Anyways, let's get back to work 889 00:43:07,856 --> 00:43:10,691 before you're all forced to join the circus. 890 00:43:10,759 --> 00:43:12,894 Next stop? Regionals. 891 00:43:12,961 --> 00:43:17,999 Transcripted By YesCool www.addic7ed.com