1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:02,969 So here's what happened last week. 2 00:00:03,036 --> 00:00:05,368 Will's old rival tried to cancel the club. 3 00:00:05,438 --> 00:00:07,235 - You're done here. - Then he was really into it. 4 00:00:07,307 --> 00:00:09,707 I got custom-made jean jackets. 5 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:11,141 Then he tried to cancel it again. 6 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:12,644 You think you're helping these kids... 7 00:00:12,712 --> 00:00:14,737 when all you're doing is setting them up to be jaded and bitter. 8 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:18,113 Finn's mom's dating Kurt's dad, which was totally part of Kurt's plan to get closer to Finn... 9 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:19,981 who he's always sorta had a crush on. 10 00:00:20,053 --> 00:00:22,112 When will you learn that nothing is im possible when it comes to love? 11 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:23,815 Artie told Tina what his greatest dream was... 12 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:25,824 then realized that not every dream is achievable. 13 00:00:25,892 --> 00:00:27,450 Is that even a word- achievable? 14 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:29,927 Achievitate? Achievalize? 15 00:00:29,996 --> 00:00:31,395 Okay, you just said, like, 10 offensive things. 16 00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:33,659 Jesse pushed Rachel to find out who her mom was... 17 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:36,133 and it turns out it's Shelby Corcoran, the coach of Vocal Adrenaline. 18 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:38,329 I want a look that's so optimistic, it could cure cancer. 19 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:40,635 Geez. And that's what you missed on Glee. 20 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:51,677 - Am I in trouble? - Come on. You've got more self-esteem than that. 21 00:00:51,751 --> 00:00:54,413 This might have something to do with your perfect attendance last semester. 22 00:00:54,487 --> 00:00:57,149 No, Miss Cohen-Chang is in trouble. 23 00:00:57,223 --> 00:01:01,626 It has come to my attention that the look you sport is what is known as Goth. 24 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:06,131 American teens are coming down with a serious case of Twilight fever... 25 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:11,034 transformed from normal children into vampires obsessed with the occult. 26 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:15,768 And only yesterday this dark specter reared its head at McKinley High. 27 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:21,146 This is totally gonna get Robert Pattinson's attention. 28 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:22,704 Oh, hey! 29 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:27,283 Oh, dear God! 30 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:30,555 I don't mean to state the obvious... 31 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:33,683 but you do know that vampires aren't real, right? 32 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,820 - They don't exist? - William, denial will not make this problem go away. 33 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:39,057 My parents won't even let me watch Twilight. 34 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:41,157 My mom says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch. 35 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:45,830 This is a serious problem. Miss Cohen-Chang, you've got to find another style of dress! 36 00:01:45,905 --> 00:01:47,702 Hold on a second. 37 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:51,540 Tina is shy, and one way she's found to express herself is through her clothes. 38 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:56,139 High school is an incredibly important time when kids get to explore who they are. 39 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:59,481 When I was in high school I had a whole year where I dressed exactly like Kurt Cobain. 40 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:02,544 Come on. There has to be someone you used to dress like. 41 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:06,217 Yes, for several years in my early '20s I dressed up as Elvis... 42 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:11,491 but he was a Christian, Will, and he did not possess the ability to transform into a bat! 43 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:15,493 - I think he thinks vampires are real. - I think you're right. 44 00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:18,662 Studies have shown that a strict dress code... 45 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:21,673 fosters a safe and stable learning environment... 46 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:24,505 with fewer instances of gang violence and vampirism. 47 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:29,537 So if I see you dressed in lacy demon clothes again, Tina Cohen-Chang... 48 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:31,675 you will be suspended! 49 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:37,783 Step. One more. 50 00:02:37,857 --> 00:02:40,826 Is there a car down here for me? 51 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:43,454 - Honey, we're indoors. - Oh. 52 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:45,589 And open your eyes! 53 00:02:48,434 --> 00:02:50,459 Sparkling cider? 54 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:52,129 Yeah. 55 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:55,868 "Welcome home"? But who went somewhere? 56 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:57,876 Burt asked us to move in with them. 57 00:02:57,944 --> 00:03:00,970 And this is how you're telling me? 58 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:04,710 The party was my idea. If you're gonna say something, say it loud, right? 59 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:08,242 Yeah, it's gonna take some getting used to, but you're gonna love it. 60 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:11,654 Now you don't have to drag your tail over here every time you wanna watch the 55-incher. 61 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:15,057 We got a lot of food. Some ethnic food. It's some ethnicity that's not ours. 62 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:18,564 - Look how pretty that is. - Want a crudite? There you go. 63 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:21,293 Finn, this house is twice as big as ours. It has two bathrooms. 64 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:23,597 - Two and a half. - I don't want an extra bathroom. 65 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:26,662 Or a tuna... crude. I just want my house back. 66 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:29,333 I think I know what this resistance is about. 67 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:31,104 Our room. And I couldn't agree more. 68 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:34,442 The palette in here is totally unflattering to your skin tone. 69 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:36,846 Not everyone can pull off Dior gray. 70 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:40,079 - We need to redecorate. - Wait. We're sharing a room? 71 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:43,418 - I'm not cool with that. - Baby, I know it's weird. Okay? 72 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:47,118 But it can't be much of a surprise, and in time you're gonna be as happy as I am. 73 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:50,128 Look, I'll knock down a wall upstairs, I'll put an addition on. 74 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:53,324 But until then maybe this'll grease the wheels a bit? Huh? 75 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:56,835 Hey, look, there's 300. Have at it. You redecorate. 76 00:03:56,903 --> 00:04:00,669 Don't worry, roomie. Mr. Ikea Catalog and I will have this all figured out. 77 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:05,768 I am going to put together a palette that expresses who you are and who I want you to be- 78 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:07,540 who you want to be. 79 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:10,515 Hey, what night's game night? You play Sorry? 80 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:11,607 - You know. - You will now. 81 00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:14,050 - Sorry! - I will- I will beat you. 82 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,350 - It's so weird. - This so isn't you. 83 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,447 I feel like an Asian Branch Davidian. 84 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:21,186 - Tina, are there any other looks you can try? - Biker chick? 85 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,558 - Cowgirl? - Hood rat. 86 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:24,654 - Computer programmer. - Cross-country skier. 87 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:28,189 - Catholic schoolgirl? - A Happy Meal, no onions. Or a chicken. 88 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,897 Look, I appreciate it, guys, but it just isn't me. 89 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:34,963 I know who I am, and I'm not allowed to show it. It's like communism. 90 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:36,975 Guys, we have a serious problem. 91 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:39,341 I've been doing some deep background on Vocal Adrenaline. 92 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:42,745 - Isn't that against the rules? - No, not at all. Or probably. Whatever. 93 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:45,909 Anyway, what I figured out, I rooted through the Dumpsters behind the Carmel auditorium... 94 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:49,182 and I found 18 empty boxes of Christmas lights. 95 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:51,382 - Oh, no. - Which led me to Joelle Fabrics. 96 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:54,722 I asked them about red Chantilly lace, and they were sold out! 97 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,819 - Oh, sweet Jesus. - Oh, my. 98 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:58,625 - W-W-What? - They're doing Gaga. 99 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:00,359 - That's it. It's over. - Exactly! 100 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:02,663 We should have guessed it. They're going for full-out theatricality. 101 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:05,260 They know it's the easiest way to beat us. Damn them! 102 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:08,535 What's up with this Gaga dude? He just, like, dresses weird, right? Like Bowie? 103 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:10,542 Lady Gaga is a woman! 104 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:13,101 She's only the biggest pop act to come along in decades. She's boundary-pushing. 105 00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:15,170 The most theatrical performer of our generation. 106 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:17,216 She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners. 107 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:20,184 - That's true. - It makes sense that Vocal Adrenaline would pay homage. 108 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:23,848 - It's a brilliant move. She's a perfect fit for them. - Now, hold on a second. 109 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:27,051 We might be able to kill two birds with one stone here. 110 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:30,562 We can help Tina find a new look and find a competitive number for regionals. 111 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:34,031 Gaga. 112 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:37,160 - Pens. Need pens. My ideas just come to me. 113 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:40,103 - My office. - I'm brainstorming. - Oh, man! 114 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:41,399 And claw, claw, up, clap-clap! 115 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:45,410 And five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four- 116 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:48,413 - You think they can see us? - If they catch us, are we gonna have to go to jail? 117 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:50,415 Stealing their ideas is not a crime. 118 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:52,314 Five, six, seven, eight, and one- 119 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:53,750 Your shoes are making noise. 120 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,811 Five, six, seven, eight. 121 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:59,483 - And one, two, three, four, five, six and seven, eight. - They look amazing. 122 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:02,221 Claw, claw, up, clap-clap. And five, six- 123 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:05,230 Okay, okay, okay. It's just- Enough. 124 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:08,392 You guys aren't getting it. You're letting the costumes do all the work. 125 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,834 Theatricality isn't about crazy outfits. 126 00:06:10,903 --> 00:06:13,269 It's not enough to douse yourselves with gasoline. 127 00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:15,807 You have to light yourselves on fire to make it work! 128 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,139 God, she's good. 129 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:21,806 Being theatrical doesn't mean you have to be a nuclear explosion. 130 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:24,816 It can be like a quiet storm. 131 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:30,151 You just have to radiate emotion, express what's deep inside you. 132 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:34,421 That's what theatricality is truly about. 133 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:40,428 - Do I have to demonstrate? " Funny Girl. " E-flat. - ** 134 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,991 Exactly what I would have done. Barbra. 135 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,333 I could do it in my sleep. 136 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:48,406 ♪♪ 137 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:54,039 ♪ Funny ♪ 138 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:58,140 Did you hear that? 139 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:01,611 ♪ Funny ♪ 140 00:07:04,323 --> 00:07:09,556 ♪ Yeah, the guy said, Honey ♪ 141 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:17,728 ♪ You're a funny girl♪ 142 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:19,294 ♪ That's me ♪ 143 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:22,034 ♪ I just keep them ♪ 144 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:25,339 ♪ I n stitches ♪ 145 00:07:27,246 --> 00:07:30,647 ♪ Double in half ♪ 146 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:39,649 ♪ And though I maybe all wrong for the guy♪ 147 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:42,853 ♪ I'm good for a laugh ♪ 148 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:44,897 ♪ I guess it's not ♪ 149 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:49,401 ♪ Funny ♪ 150 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,495 ♪ Life is far from sunny♪ 151 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:55,666 - Where are you going? - Get back here. 152 00:07:55,741 --> 00:08:01,907 ♪ When the laugh is over ♪ 153 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:08,682 ♪ And the joke's on you ♪ 154 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:10,346 ♪ A girl ♪ 155 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:15,053 ♪ Oughta have a sense of humor ♪ 156 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:18,426 ♪ That's one thing♪ 157 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,695 ♪ You really need for sure ♪ 158 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:24,964 ♪When you're a ♪ 159 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:28,473 ♪ Funny ♪ 160 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:31,271 ♪ Girl♪ 161 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:36,907 ♪The fella said a funny ♪ 162 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:39,679 ♪ Girl ♪ 163 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:42,953 Funny... 164 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:46,014 ♪ How it ain't ♪ 165 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:48,356 ♪ So ♪ 166 00:08:48,427 --> 00:08:50,987 ♪ Funny ♪ 167 00:08:53,199 --> 00:09:00,469 ♪ Funny girl♪♪ 168 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:07,235 Ms. Corcoran? 169 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:15,880 I'm Rachel Berry. 170 00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:19,147 I'm your daughter. 171 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,496 Did you ever regret it? 172 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:31,394 Yes. 173 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:33,404 Then no. 174 00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:35,667 Then so much. 175 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:40,144 But when did you realize it was the right time for me to find you? 176 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:43,079 I saw you sing at sectionals. 177 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:44,776 You were extraordinary. 178 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,841 You were me. 179 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:54,288 Was it hard for you to not become a star, to not have your dreams come true? 180 00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:58,955 It felt like a broken promise. 181 00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:03,127 Like the fisher king's wound- it never heals. 182 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:06,330 Wow. Genetics really are amazing. 183 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:10,136 You see the world with the same fierce theatricality as I do. 184 00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:12,575 Even the way we're sitting right now is so dramatic... 185 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:14,579 and yet we feel so comfortable with it. 186 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:17,343 I've missed so much. 187 00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:26,758 - How do you feel? - Thirsty. 188 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,729 When I was little and I used to get sad... 189 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:34,357 my dads would bring me a glass of water. 190 00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:41,233 It got so I couldn't tell if I was sad or just thirsty. 191 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,611 Uh... 192 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,742 I shouldn't have done this. 193 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:59,256 This was supposed to feel good. 194 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:04,763 W- We were supposed to have some kind of slow-motion... run into each other's arms. 195 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,697 - This is all wrong. - Maybe we can just g- go to dinner or something? 196 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,758 Just to get over the initial shock. 197 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,441 I'm so sorry, Rachel. 198 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:21,006 Uh- 199 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,844 I'll- I'll call you. 200 00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:39,959 Oh, hey, Finn. Come on in. I'm learning all this amazing stuff about Lady Gaga. 201 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,728 She's got this thing called the House of Gaga... 202 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:47,466 this collective of artists and designers who collaborate on her styles, stage sets, music. 203 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:51,306 I think it's an exciting model for what we could be doing in Glee Club. 204 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:55,473 Yeah, that's kinda what I wanted to talk to you about. I don't wanna do Lady Gaga. 205 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,108 And I suspect that, with the exception of Kurt... 206 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:01,676 that none of the other guys are gonna want to do it either. 207 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:05,121 I just feel like we're always doing whatever the girls want us to do. 208 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:08,285 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. 209 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:12,160 You know, maybe I haven't been listening to you guys hard enough. 210 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:16,695 So let's find a solution. 211 00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:20,500 Well, I, uh- I actually already have one. 212 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,974 - You're wrong. It's a good name. It's a rock star name. 213 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:27,274 You want to name our daughter Jack Daniels? She's a girl! 214 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,177 Okay, fine, whatever, Jackie Daniels. 215 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,977 The name is not the point! 216 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:34,508 I told you this. I'm giving up the baby so I don't have to do this with you. 217 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,521 This is good for you. 218 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,956 Now you can go off and be a rock star yourself. 219 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,952 I love wearing champagne bubbles. 220 00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:46,293 I get to express a whole different side of myself. 221 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:50,131 Even though I'm painfully shy and obsessed with death, I'm a really effervescent person. 222 00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:55,336 - Excuse me! Were you dropped on your heads? - What was that? 223 00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:57,637 I think you heard me. 224 00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,042 I'm just saying, pick on me, that's fine. 225 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:03,707 - But don't throw around a girl. - Lately we haven't been able to tell the difference. 226 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,013 We're not gaga for Gaga. 227 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,019 You dress all freaky... 228 00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:10,180 and then you rub it in everybody's faces. 229 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:13,054 I don't wanna look at it all day. It's weird. 230 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,592 Makes my eyes tired. 231 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:17,527 You wanna switch it up a bit, just go from Gap to Banana Republic. 232 00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:20,531 It's called being theatrical. We're showing off who we are. 233 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:23,762 It's the same thing you do when you go to school with your football uniforms on. 234 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,997 You're expressing yourself, and we have every right to do the same. 235 00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:29,199 Well, the next time you wanna express yourself and look like a circus freak... 236 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:33,507 don't be shocked when my fist feels like expressing itself against your chin! 237 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:37,538 Okay? I'll knock that crazy-fool crepe-paper nonsense off you. 238 00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:41,950 - Let's go. - You don't wanna be late for your appointment at Supercuts! 239 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,955 Watch your mouth, Hummel! 240 00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:45,957 And you know what, fancy? 241 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,959 You don't need an appointment at Supercuts. 242 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:50,587 They love walk-ins. 243 00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:56,123 Little monsters, take a bow. 244 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,693 All right! 245 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,035 Ladies, Kurt, I am really, really impressed. 246 00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:03,904 Sientate. You know what the best part is? 247 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:07,537 Each one of your costumes shows off a different aspect of your personalities. 248 00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,046 Wait, where's Rachel? 249 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:11,048 I only notice because five minutes have gone by... 250 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:13,050 without her saying something totally obnoxious. 251 00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:16,053 Rachel kinda got some intense news yesterday. 252 00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:18,385 We were spying on Vocal Adrenaline and- 253 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:22,154 Guys, that's not fair! You gotta stop doing that. 254 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,924 But, uh, you know, wh- what'd you find out? 255 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,589 Okay, y'all ready? 256 00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:30,624 Ms. Corcoran, their coach, she's Rachel's mom. 257 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,671 Are you serious? 258 00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:35,798 - Way to bury the lead, Mercedes. - We're screwed. 259 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,173 Rachel's gonna jump ship over to Vocal Adrenaline. 260 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:41,645 Never. I really don't want to talk about it though. I'm still processing the news. 261 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:45,150 And my dads are moving my therapist to our spare room later this afternoon. 262 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:48,311 A- A-All I know is that I'm not going anywhere... 263 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:52,619 and I've chosen a Lady Gaga look that expresses the longing for a childhood I was deprived of. 264 00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:54,989 You look terrible. I look awesome. 265 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,029 I think it's the Kermit the Frog look. 266 00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,758 And we have a jumper. 267 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,367 Well, my dads can't sew, so these are just stapled on. 268 00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:07,371 Why don't we worry about this later and try to focus on the song. 269 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:08,997 Couldn't agree more. Hit it. 270 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,302 ♪ Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah ♪ 271 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,345 ♪ Roma-Roma-ma ♪ 272 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,380 ♪ Gaga, ooh-la-la ♪ 273 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:17,438 ♪ Want your bad romance ♪ 274 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:21,680 ♪ I want your ugly I want your disease ♪ 275 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,382 ♪ I want your everything as long as it's free ♪ 276 00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:27,391 ♪ I want your love ♪ 277 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:30,656 ♪ Love, love, love I want your love ♪ 278 00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:36,866 ♪ I want your Psycho Your Vertigo shtick ♪ 279 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,302 - Hey! - * Want you in my rear window * 280 00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:42,568 ♪ Baby, you're sick I want your love ♪ 281 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:48,546 ♪ Love, love, love I want your love ♪ 282 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,812 ♪ You know that I want you ♪ 283 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,375 - * And you know that I need you * - 'Cause I'm a freak, baby! 284 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,047 ♪ I want it bad Bad romance ♪ 285 00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,484 ♪ I want your lovin' ♪ 286 00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,025 ♪ I want your revenge ♪ 287 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:04,085 ♪ You and me could write a bad romance ♪ 288 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,721 ♪Whoa-oh-ohh-oh-ohh ♪ 289 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,029 ♪ I want your love and all your lover's revenge ♪ 290 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:12,901 ♪ You and me could write a bad romance ♪ 291 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,874 ♪ Whoa-oh-ohh-oh-ohh Ohh-oh-oh-ohh ♪ 292 00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:20,844 ♪ Ohh-oh-ohh Caught in a bad romance ♪ 293 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,805 ♪ Walk, walk Fashion, baby♪ 294 00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:25,941 ♪ Work it Move that thing crazy ♪ 295 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:28,350 ♪ Walk, walk Fashion, baby♪ 296 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:29,944 ♪ Work it Move that thing crazy ♪ 297 00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:32,115 ♪ Walk, walk Fashion, baby ♪ 298 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:34,022 ♪ Work it Move that thing crazy ♪ 299 00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,527 ♪ Walk, walk Passion, baby ♪ 300 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:38,392 ♪ Work it I'm a freak, baby ♪ 301 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:42,730 ♪ I want your love and I want your revenge ♪ 302 00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,428 ♪ I want your love ♪ 303 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:48,462 ♪ I don't wanna be friends ♪ 304 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,531 ♪ Want your bad romance ♪ 305 00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,236 ♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪ 306 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,245 ♪ Want your bad romance ♪ 307 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:57,407 ♪ I want your love and I want your revenge ♪ 308 00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:01,044 ♪ You and me could write a bad romance ♪ 309 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:05,216 - * Whoa-oh-ohh-oh-ohh * - I want your love and all your lover's revenge * 310 00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:08,953 ♪You and me could write a bad romance ♪ 311 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,555 ♪Whoa-oh-oh-oh-ohh Ohh-oh-oh-ohh ♪ 312 00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,565 ♪Want your bad romance ♪ 313 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:18,626 - * Caught in a bad romance * - * Want your bad romance * 314 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:22,265 - * Ohh-oh-oh-ohh * - *Want your bad romance * 315 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:25,003 ♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪ 316 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,312 ♪ Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 317 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,245 ♪ Roma-roma-ma ♪ 318 00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,510 ♪ Gaga, ooh-la-la ♪ 319 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,279 ♪Want your bad romance ♪♪ 320 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:34,985 All right! 321 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:38,012 All right! 322 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:43,128 Oh, God. 323 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:46,961 - What up, Finn? - What's that on your face? You got a bad pimple? 324 00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:49,193 Yeah, a " Finn"- ple? 325 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:52,328 - Oh, dude, are you wearing makeup? - I knew it was contagious. 326 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,532 You moved in with that Kurt kid and now you got a bad case of the gays. 327 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:59,509 - It's just for Glee Club. - Oh, that's definitely not gay, huh? 328 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,445 What up, man? How many times do we gotta go through this? 329 00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:05,972 You being a jock and being in this Glee Club does not make you versatile. 330 00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:07,985 It makes you bisexual. 331 00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:12,956 If we have to kick your ass to make you understand that, our schedules are wide open. 332 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:17,655 Get out of my bathroom. You girls, y'all belong across the hallway. 333 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:20,289 Glee boy! 334 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:28,165 ♪♪ 335 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:31,972 ♪♪ 336 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,477 Yeah, that's better, guys. Take five. 337 00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:36,378 And, ladies, I don't wanna hear about chafing... 338 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,975 just because you're being forced to wear metal underwear- not my problem. 339 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,418 Mom? 340 00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:53,557 Honey, you gotta stop sneaking into these rehearsals. 341 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,429 It's kind of important. 342 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:04,075 Oh, dear God. 343 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,577 My dads can't sew. 344 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,670 I really need a mom right now. 345 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,541 Do you think you can help? 346 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:19,049 - Sorry I'm late. - Whoa! 347 00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:21,388 - Looking good, Rachel! - Thanks! 348 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,394 My mom made it. 349 00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,556 Well, we're all here. 350 00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:31,467 So without further ado I'd like to introduce the boys! 351 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:35,530 Lima, Ohio, get ready to rock! 352 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,982 ♪Well, the night's begun and you want some fun ♪ 353 00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:48,815 ♪ Do you think you're gonna find it ♪ 354 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,378 ♪Think you're gonna find it ♪ 355 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:54,084 ♪ You gotta treat yourself like number one ♪ 356 00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:55,820 ♪ Do you need to be reminded ♪ 357 00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:57,828 - * Need to be reminded * - Whoo! 358 00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:00,126 ♪ It doesn't matter what you do or say♪ 359 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,794 ♪Just forget the things that you been told ♪ 360 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:07,430 ♪ We can't do it any other way ♪ 361 00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:11,602 ♪ Everybody's gotta rock and roll ♪ 362 00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,668 ♪ Ohh-ohh-whoo ♪ 363 00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:16,339 ♪ Shout it, shout it ♪ 364 00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:20,010 ♪ Shout it out loud ♪ 365 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,454 ♪ Shout it, shout it ♪ 366 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:26,491 ♪ Shout it out loud ♪ 367 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,118 ♪ If you don't feel good ♪ 368 00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:31,287 ♪There's a way you could ♪ 369 00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:32,990 ♪ Don't sit there broken-hearted♪ 370 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,625 ♪ Sit there broken-hearted ♪ 371 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:37,828 ♪ Call all your friends in the neighborhood ♪ 372 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,133 ♪ And get the party started ♪ 373 00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,832 ♪ Get the party started ♪ 374 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:45,365 ♪ Don't let 'em tell you that there's too much noise ♪ 375 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:49,380 ♪ They're too old to really understand♪ 376 00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,746 ♪ You'll still get rowdy with the girls and boys ♪ 377 00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:55,981 ♪ 'Cause it's time for you to take a stand ♪ 378 00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:57,385 ♪ Yeah-eah-eah ♪ 379 00:20:57,456 --> 00:21:00,391 - Yeah! - * Shout it, shout it * 380 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,950 ♪ Shout it out loud ♪ 381 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,019 ♪You got to have a party ♪ 382 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,565 ♪ Shout it, shout it ♪ 383 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:09,931 ♪ Shout it out loud ♪ 384 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,970 ♪Turn it up louder ♪ 385 00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:14,665 ♪ Shout it, shout it ♪ 386 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,641 ♪Shout it out loud♪ 387 00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:18,835 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 388 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:21,504 ♪ Shout it, shout it ♪ 389 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,912 ♪ Shout it out loud ♪ 390 00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:26,041 ♪ Hear it gettin' louder ♪ 391 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:31,420 ♪ Shout it, shout it Shout it out loud ♪ 392 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:34,516 ♪Whoa ♪♪ 393 00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:41,691 All right, guys. Very impressive. 394 00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:44,292 Very, very... Loud. 395 00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:46,496 But what does that performance express? 396 00:21:46,571 --> 00:21:48,505 And what do those costumes illustrate? 397 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:50,507 We did our research, Mr. Schue. 398 00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:54,170 Yeah, Finn's demon look is because Gene Simmons liked comic books as a kid... 399 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:57,682 and they called Paul Stanley the Star Child because he was romantic or something. 400 00:21:57,749 --> 00:21:59,842 But that doesn't really explain my whore lips. 401 00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:02,386 And my Ace Frehley is supposed to be a spaceman from another planet. 402 00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:05,855 Mike's iconic cat man was because Peter Criss claimed to have nine lives. 403 00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:08,552 Yeah, and I'm dressed as the guy who replaced Artie when he quit. 404 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:11,187 Well, congratulations, guys. 405 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:15,256 - Job well done. Let's give it up for the boys! 406 00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:19,198 Whoo! 407 00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:21,330 I thought the boys' KISS number was good... 408 00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:23,636 although the lyrics did leave something to be desired. 409 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:26,644 Finn kept sticking his tongue out, and I couldn't stop picturing him licking stuff. 410 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:29,374 It was disturbing. 411 00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,382 We warned you. 412 00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:33,441 Now Gaga's gotta go. 413 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,554 ♪♪ 414 00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:40,284 Could you have a word with Azimio and Karofsky about harassing me... 415 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,293 without damaging my Gaga outfit? 416 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,295 Are you serious? 417 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,298 Do you know how difficult it is with those guys? 418 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,300 They already think we're boyfriends. 419 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,302 Let them think what they want. 420 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,305 They're Neanderthals. In three years they'll be cleaning my septic tank. 421 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,274 Don't you get it? It's not just them. 422 00:22:57,342 --> 00:23:00,277 We live in Ohio, not New York or San Francisco or some other city... 423 00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:03,109 where people eat vegetables that aren't fried. 424 00:23:04,983 --> 00:23:09,647 I don't understand why you always need to make such a big spectacle of yourself. 425 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:11,985 Why can't you just work harder at blending in? 426 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,150 I'm sure that'd be easier for you. 427 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,319 You know, it would. 428 00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:26,627 You are such a boy. 429 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:29,765 You're gonna have to use a moist towelette if you wanna get that makeup off. 430 00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:32,708 - Here, let me show you. - Don't touch me! 431 00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:35,645 What is your problem, Finn? It's just a moist towelette! 432 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,348 I'm gonna finish in the laundry room. 433 00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:44,712 Grow up, Finn! 434 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:53,629 - I know why you called, and don't worry about it. 435 00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:57,293 My reconnection with Rachel is not some kind of plot to mess with you guys before regionals. 436 00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:59,462 I'm not worried about regionals. 437 00:24:00,405 --> 00:24:03,533 It's Rachel. She's special. 438 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:05,041 She's got all of the best of you. 439 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:08,546 She's strong-willed, dramatic, wildly talented. 440 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:10,240 Go on. 441 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:12,408 But she's not hard like you. 442 00:24:12,484 --> 00:24:14,679 She's fragile, overemotional... 443 00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:19,747 and she's convinced herself that you are as committed to this reunion as she is. 444 00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:21,850 And I don't think you are. 445 00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:24,919 You're not prepared to have a teenage daughter. 446 00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:26,520 Are you? 447 00:24:30,068 --> 00:24:32,229 I can't have any more kids. 448 00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:36,130 There were issues a few years back... 449 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,870 then some surgery, and that's that. 450 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,748 I really wanted a daughter. 451 00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:51,450 That's why it was so important to me to make that bond with her. 452 00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:56,794 But you're right. 453 00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:59,797 I wanted my baby back. 454 00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:03,062 Rachel's an adult now. She doesn't need me. 455 00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:07,735 Shelby, I can't tell you what to do... 456 00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:12,075 but if you really love her... 457 00:25:12,143 --> 00:25:15,476 you have to tell her what you just told me. 458 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:22,214 I had to skip school to finish it, but I think you're really going to like it. 459 00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:29,319 Consider it a peace offering after all the yelling that we've been doing. 460 00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:33,296 I used Marlene Dietrich and Gary Cooper in Morocco as my inspiration. 461 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,731 I t's a perfect blend of the masculine and the feminine... 462 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,825 the muted and the theatrical. 463 00:25:39,237 --> 00:25:41,467 Are you freaking insane? 464 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,441 I can't live here. I'm a dude. 465 00:25:44,509 --> 00:25:47,740 What the hell is that supposed to be? 466 00:25:47,812 --> 00:25:51,748 It's a privacy partition. It's the only one I could find on such short notice. 467 00:25:51,816 --> 00:25:54,182 Why are you getting angry about everything? I worked hard on this. 468 00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:56,186 That's not a privacy partition- 469 00:25:56,254 --> 00:25:59,348 Why is it so hard for you to understand? 470 00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:02,587 I don't want to get dressed in front of you. 471 00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:06,791 I put my underwear on in the shower before I come out when you're around. 472 00:26:06,865 --> 00:26:10,528 I don't wanna have to worry about that kind of stuff in my own room, man! 473 00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:14,129 - And what "stuff' are you referring to? - You know what I'm talking about. 474 00:26:14,205 --> 00:26:16,105 Don't play dumb. 475 00:26:16,174 --> 00:26:20,270 - Why can't you just accept that I'm not like you? - I have accepted that. 476 00:26:20,345 --> 00:26:22,313 No, you haven't. 477 00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:25,713 You think I don't see the way you stare at me, how flirty you get? 478 00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:29,117 You think I don't know why you got so excited that we were gonna be moving in together? 479 00:26:29,187 --> 00:26:31,121 It's just a room, Finn! 480 00:26:31,189 --> 00:26:34,556 - We can redecorate it if you want to! - Okay. 481 00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:38,892 Good! Then the first thing that needs to go is that faggy lamp! 482 00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:42,024 - And then we need to get rid of this faggy couch blanket- - Hey! 483 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,364 What did you just call him? 484 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,997 Oh, n-n-no. I didn't call him anything. I was talking to the blanket. 485 00:26:48,073 --> 00:26:51,474 - No, if you use that word, you're talking about him. - Dad, I didn't take it that way. 486 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:55,343 Yeah, that's because you're 16 and you still assume the best in people. 487 00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:58,644 You live a few years, you start seeing the hate in people's hearts. 488 00:26:58,717 --> 00:27:00,810 Even the best people. 489 00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:03,410 - You use the "N" word? - Of course not. 490 00:27:03,488 --> 00:27:07,857 How about "retard"? You call that nice girl in Cheerios with Kurt-you call her a retard? 491 00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:09,450 Becky? N-No. She's my friend. 492 00:27:09,527 --> 00:27:12,189 She's got Down's Syndrome. I'd never call her- That's cruel. 493 00:27:12,263 --> 00:27:15,255 But you think it's okay to come in my house and say "faggy"? 494 00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:17,995 - But t-that's not what I meant. - I know what you meant! 495 00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:21,232 What, you think I didn't use that word when I was your age? 496 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,241 You know, some kid gets clocked in practice... 497 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:28,040 we'd tell him stop bein' such a fag, shake it off!. 498 00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:31,844 We meant it exactly the way you meant it... 499 00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:36,285 that being gay is wrong, that it's some kind of punishable offense. 500 00:27:36,354 --> 00:27:39,790 I really thought you were different, Finn. 501 00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:42,793 You know, I thought that being in Glee Club... 502 00:27:42,861 --> 00:27:45,694 and being raised by your mom... 503 00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:49,291 meant that you were some, you know, new generation of dude... 504 00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:53,303 who saw things differently, who just kind of came into the world knowing... 505 00:27:53,371 --> 00:27:57,705 what its taken me years of struggling to figure out. 506 00:27:57,776 --> 00:27:59,903 I guess I was wrong. 507 00:28:02,047 --> 00:28:05,414 I'm sorry, Finn, but you can't- you can't stay here. 508 00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:08,247 - Dad. - I love your mom. 509 00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:11,379 And maybe this is gonna cost me her... 510 00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:13,390 but my family comes first. 511 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:15,585 I can't have that kind of poison around. 512 00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:21,989 This is our home, Kurt. 513 00:28:23,001 --> 00:28:24,434 He is my son. 514 00:28:27,405 --> 00:28:30,340 Out in the world you do what you want. 515 00:28:30,408 --> 00:28:32,342 Not under my roof. 516 00:28:46,357 --> 00:28:48,348 Place looks great. 517 00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:11,315 - You look like you should be in orbit. - My bubbles keep falling off. 518 00:29:11,382 --> 00:29:13,373 I've been there. 519 00:29:14,552 --> 00:29:18,818 - I wanna talk about this. - There's not much to say. 520 00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:22,018 I feel sorry for you. I thought you were different. 521 00:29:23,394 --> 00:29:25,328 I am different. 522 00:29:25,396 --> 00:29:27,660 All right, let's get things started. 523 00:29:27,732 --> 00:29:30,701 Mr. Schue, I have something I want to say to Quinn... 524 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,670 and I want everybody to hear it. 525 00:29:33,738 --> 00:29:35,672 All right. 526 00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:41,403 At first I didn't get this theatrical assignment... 527 00:29:41,479 --> 00:29:44,676 being larger than life and putting it all out there, 'cause I'm like that all the time. 528 00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:49,178 That's how my dad was too. 529 00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:52,189 He was too busy being all crazy and rock and roll... 530 00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:54,191 to be there for his kid. 531 00:29:54,259 --> 00:29:57,660 And you know what? I didn't care that my dad was a bad-ass. 532 00:29:57,729 --> 00:30:00,698 I just wanted him to be there, and he never was. 533 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,265 Then I learned all this KISS stuff and... 534 00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:09,272 while Jackie Daniels is a great name for a power boat or something... 535 00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:11,501 it's not right for a baby girl. 536 00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:17,945 So if my KISS-mates will help me out, I got a better idea. 537 00:30:18,016 --> 00:30:19,847 Grab a stool, guys. 538 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:29,692 ♪♪ 539 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:45,040 ♪ Beth, I hear you callin' ♪ 540 00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:48,909 ♪ But I can't come home right now ♪ 541 00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:53,383 ♪ Me and the boys are playin'♪ 542 00:30:53,451 --> 00:30:58,150 ♪ And we just can't find the sound ♪ 543 00:30:58,223 --> 00:31:00,987 ♪Just a few more hours ♪ 544 00:31:01,059 --> 00:31:04,825 ♪ And I'll be right home to you ♪ 545 00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:09,424 ♪ I think I hear them callin'♪ 546 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:12,594 ♪ Oh, Beth, what can I do ♪ 547 00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:16,869 ♪ Beth, what can I do ♪ 548 00:31:17,942 --> 00:31:21,002 ♪ You say you feel so empty ♪ 549 00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:25,345 ♪That our house just ain't a home ♪ 550 00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:28,852 ♪ I'm always somewhere else ♪ 551 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:33,755 ♪ And you're always there alone ♪ 552 00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:37,022 ♪Just a few more hours ♪ 553 00:31:37,095 --> 00:31:40,462 ♪ And I'll be right home to you ♪ 554 00:31:41,532 --> 00:31:45,332 ♪ I think I hear them callin' ♪ 555 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:48,839 ♪ Oh, Beth, what can I do ♪ 556 00:31:49,707 --> 00:31:53,507 ♪ Beth, what can I do ♪ 557 00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:22,869 ♪ Beth, I know you're lonely ♪ 558 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:27,969 ♪ And I hope you'll be all right♪ 559 00:32:28,046 --> 00:32:31,106 ♪ 'Cause me and the boys will be playin' ♪ 560 00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:37,348 ♪ All night ♪ 561 00:32:39,257 --> 00:32:46,754 ♪ All night♪♪ 562 00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:04,780 I know you're giving her up, but... 563 00:33:04,849 --> 00:33:06,441 before you do... 564 00:33:06,517 --> 00:33:09,384 I think you should name her Beth. 565 00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:14,221 If you'll let me, I'd really like to be there when she's born. 566 00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:16,055 I'd really like to meet her. 567 00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:36,303 How'd your dads come up with the name Rachel? 568 00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:39,783 They were big Friends fans. 569 00:33:44,122 --> 00:33:46,682 I know why you're here. 570 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:48,385 To say good-bye. 571 00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:52,262 I really wanted this to work. 572 00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:58,292 Do you know what really turned me? 573 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:04,467 That story you told me about your dads and how they'd bring you water when you were sad. 574 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:09,839 We're never gonna have anything like that. It's too late for us. 575 00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:16,452 I just think that anything we share right now is gonna be confusing for you. 576 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,654 I just don't understand. You're my mom. 577 00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:25,662 I feel awful right now, and I should want to just fall into your arms... 578 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:30,633 and let you rock me and tell me everything is gonna be fine, but... 579 00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:33,192 I just don't feel it. 580 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:39,809 It's because I'm your mother, but I'm not your mom. 581 00:34:43,381 --> 00:34:47,010 So, what, do we just pretend we don't know each other now? 582 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:51,614 That seems silly. 583 00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:55,250 Let's just be grateful for one another... 584 00:34:55,326 --> 00:34:57,886 from afar for a while. 585 00:34:57,962 --> 00:35:01,989 Don't think for a second I'm gonna go soft on you during regionals. 586 00:35:02,066 --> 00:35:04,091 Bring it. 587 00:35:08,473 --> 00:35:10,737 Can I have a hug good-bye? 588 00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:16,573 Sure. 589 00:35:35,566 --> 00:35:37,727 Can you do me one more favor? 590 00:35:40,438 --> 00:35:42,599 Sometime when you're thirsty... 591 00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:51,043 can you get yourself some water from this cup? 592 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:55,509 Gold stars are kinda my thing. 593 00:36:00,258 --> 00:36:02,192 Of course. 594 00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:08,922 Shelby. 595 00:36:10,768 --> 00:36:14,795 Before you go, will- will you sing with me? 596 00:36:16,274 --> 00:36:18,333 Just one time? 597 00:36:18,409 --> 00:36:23,779 It's sort of a fantasy of mine, and it would really mean a lot to me. 598 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:27,374 I would be honored. 599 00:36:27,451 --> 00:36:29,146 Brad. 600 00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:31,279 He's always just around. 601 00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:34,548 Um- 602 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,154 There you go. 603 00:36:41,299 --> 00:36:44,234 ♪ I wanna hold 'em like they do ♪ 604 00:36:44,302 --> 00:36:47,169 ♪ In Texas plays ♪ 605 00:36:47,238 --> 00:36:49,832 ♪ Fold 'em Let 'em hit me, raise it ♪ 606 00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:54,276 ♪ Baby, stay with me ♪ 607 00:36:54,345 --> 00:36:56,074 ♪ Love the game Intuition ♪ 608 00:36:56,147 --> 00:37:00,243 ♪ Play the cards with spades to start ♪ 609 00:37:00,318 --> 00:37:03,651 ♪And after he's been hooked♪ 610 00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:06,781 ♪ I'll play the one ♪ 611 00:37:06,857 --> 00:37:10,725 ♪That's on his heart ♪ 612 00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:13,195 ♪ Ohh, oh-ohh-ohh ♪ 613 00:37:13,264 --> 00:37:16,131 ♪ Ohh, oh-oh-ohh ♪ 614 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,225 ♪ I'll get him hot ♪ 615 00:37:18,302 --> 00:37:22,170 ♪ And show him what I got ♪ 616 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,470 ♪ Ohh, oh-oh-ohh ♪ 617 00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:27,534 ♪ Ohh-oh-ohh, oh-ohh ♪ 618 00:37:27,612 --> 00:37:30,445 ♪ I will get him hot ♪ 619 00:37:30,514 --> 00:37:34,610 ♪ And show him what I've got♪ 620 00:37:34,685 --> 00:37:37,210 ♪ Can't read my Can't read my ♪ 621 00:37:37,288 --> 00:37:41,520 ♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪ 622 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:45,323 ♪ She's got to love nobody ♪ 623 00:37:45,396 --> 00:37:47,694 ♪ Can't read my Can't read my ♪ 624 00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:51,895 ♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪ 625 00:37:51,969 --> 00:37:55,234 ♪ She's got to love nobody ♪ 626 00:37:55,306 --> 00:37:57,331 ♪ P-P-P-Poker face ♪ 627 00:37:57,408 --> 00:38:01,242 ♪ P-P-Poker face ♪ 628 00:38:01,312 --> 00:38:02,870 ♪ P-P-P-Poker face ♪ 629 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:06,246 ♪ P-P-Poker face ♪ 630 00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:09,376 ♪ I wanna roll with him ♪ 631 00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:12,786 ♪ A hard pair we will be ♪ 632 00:38:12,857 --> 00:38:15,325 ♪ A little gamblin' ♪ 633 00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:19,591 ♪ Is fun when you're with me ♪ 634 00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:24,499 ♪ Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun ♪ 635 00:38:24,568 --> 00:38:26,502 ♪ And, baby, when it's love ♪ 636 00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:31,030 ♪ If it ain't rough, it isn't fun ♪ 637 00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:34,202 ♪ Ohh-oh-oh-ohh ♪ 638 00:38:34,278 --> 00:38:36,838 ♪ Ohh-oh-oh-ohh-ohh ♪ 639 00:38:36,914 --> 00:38:39,246 ♪ I'll get him hot ♪ 640 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:42,753 ♪ Show him what I got ♪ 641 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:45,584 - * Can't read my * - * Can't read my * 642 00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:49,854 ♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪ 643 00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:53,385 ♪ She's got to love nobody ♪ 644 00:38:53,464 --> 00:38:56,092 ♪ Can't read my Can't read my ♪ 645 00:38:56,167 --> 00:39:00,695 ♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪ 646 00:39:00,771 --> 00:39:05,140 ♪ She's got to love nobody ♪ 647 00:39:05,209 --> 00:39:08,042 ♪ I won't tell you that I love you ♪ 648 00:39:08,112 --> 00:39:11,775 ♪ Kiss or hug you 'cause I'm bluffin' ♪ 649 00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:13,407 ♪ With my muffin ♪ 650 00:39:13,484 --> 00:39:15,145 ♪ I'm not lyin' ♪ 651 00:39:15,219 --> 00:39:20,316 ♪ I'm just stunnin' with my love glue gunnin' ♪ 652 00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:24,088 ♪Just like a chick in the casino ♪ 653 00:39:24,161 --> 00:39:27,756 ♪Take your bank before I pay you out ♪ 654 00:39:27,832 --> 00:39:30,699 ♪ I promise this I promise this ♪ 655 00:39:30,768 --> 00:39:32,827 ♪ Check this hand ♪ 656 00:39:32,903 --> 00:39:37,567 ♪ 'Cause I am marvelous ♪ 657 00:39:37,641 --> 00:39:40,508 - * I'm marvelous * - * I'm marvelous * 658 00:39:40,578 --> 00:39:44,912 ♪ I'm marvelous So marvelous ♪ 659 00:39:44,982 --> 00:39:48,315 ♪ She's got to love nobody ♪ 660 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:51,048 ♪ Can't read my Can't read my ♪ 661 00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:56,321 ♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪ 662 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,453 ♪ She's got to ♪ 663 00:39:58,529 --> 00:40:04,263 ♪ Love nobody ♪♪ 664 00:40:14,011 --> 00:40:17,344 You are really, really good. 665 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,868 - Whoa! Guys, why are you all in your theatricality costumes? 666 00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:42,337 It's the end of the week. 667 00:40:42,406 --> 00:40:45,341 We were kind of hoping to learn what the lesson of the assignment was. 668 00:40:45,409 --> 00:40:51,211 Well, you guys have had some great numbers this week, but I'm not sure I know either. 669 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,716 I do. 670 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:57,345 I refuse to dress like somebody I'm not to be somebody I'm not. 671 00:40:57,421 --> 00:41:00,879 And I learned it's good to be a little theatrical. 672 00:41:02,059 --> 00:41:04,892 So here's what's gonna happen. 673 00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:07,226 My dad, he's the king of the vampires... 674 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:10,825 and Asian vampires are the most vicious of all the vampires. 675 00:41:10,901 --> 00:41:12,835 You're going to let me wear my lady demon clothes... 676 00:41:12,903 --> 00:41:16,100 or my dad will fly into your bedroom and bite your face off. 677 00:41:16,173 --> 00:41:18,733 He's really pissed. Is that what you want? 678 00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:20,868 No, I don't want that, I'm afraid. 679 00:41:20,945 --> 00:41:23,345 Good. I'm glad we had this talk. 680 00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:27,180 Now I have to go back to my coffin because the light is burning my eyes! 681 00:41:27,251 --> 00:41:29,185 There she is. 682 00:41:29,253 --> 00:41:32,518 She's back! She's back! 683 00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:36,048 - Wait, where's Kurt? - Where's Finn? 684 00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:40,722 Fine. You wanna hit me? You wanna beat me up? Go ahead. 685 00:41:40,798 --> 00:41:43,426 But I swear to you I will never change. 686 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:47,130 I'm proud to be different. It's the best thing about me. 687 00:41:47,204 --> 00:41:49,798 So go ahead. Hit me. 688 00:41:49,874 --> 00:41:52,570 I believe I will. Sir, would you like to go first? 689 00:41:52,643 --> 00:41:55,111 You're not hitting anyone. 690 00:41:57,681 --> 00:42:01,082 - Oh, my God. - Is he wearing a red rubber dress, or am I trippin'? 691 00:42:01,151 --> 00:42:06,020 I wanna thank you, Kurt. I realize I still have a lot to learn. 692 00:42:06,090 --> 00:42:11,392 But the reason I'm here right now in a shower curtain is... 693 00:42:11,462 --> 00:42:13,760 because of you. 694 00:42:13,831 --> 00:42:17,267 - And I'm not gonna let anyone lay a hand on you. - Oh. Really, dude? 695 00:42:17,334 --> 00:42:19,996 'Cause I'm pretty sure we can take both of you. 696 00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:23,005 Yeah, but can you take all of us? 697 00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:25,041 Okay. Okay, I get it. 698 00:42:25,109 --> 00:42:28,977 I took biology. You know what? We done disturbed the freak hive. 699 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:32,447 The worker freaks is tryin' to protect the queen freak. 700 00:42:32,516 --> 00:42:35,508 Next time we'll bring some friends too. 701 00:42:38,689 --> 00:42:42,125 I'm tired of everyone calling us freaks. 702 00:42:42,192 --> 00:42:45,059 Well, look at us. We are freaks. 703 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:49,332 But we're all freaks together... 704 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,425 and we shouldn't have to hide it. 705 00:42:55,439 --> 00:42:57,430 Nice job, Finn. 706 00:42:57,508 --> 00:43:00,443 Think you just figured out what the lesson was. 707 00:43:00,511 --> 00:43:02,741 Kinda makes me wish I'd planned it. 708 00:43:02,813 --> 00:43:05,748 But Mercedes is right. You do all look incredibly insane. 709 00:43:05,816 --> 00:43:08,148 - Thank you. - You're so welcome. 710 00:43:08,218 --> 00:43:10,152 Anyways, let's get back to work... 711 00:43:10,220 --> 00:43:12,688 before you're all forced to join the circus. 712 00:43:12,756 --> 00:43:15,224 Next stop, regionals! 713 00:43:23,033 --> 00:43:25,001 ♪♪ 714 00:43:26,570 --> 00:43:30,563 ♪♪ 715 00:43:46,991 --> 00:43:48,982 ♪♪ 716 00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:56,822 ENGLISH - US - SDH