>> true jackson vp
Was filmed in front
Of a live studio audience.
>> before I say the magic words,
I'm required by law to ask
If anybody here is allergic
To deadly snake venom.
Can I see a show of hands?
>> he doesn't have a real snake
In there, right?
>> I think I heard hissing.
It's either a snake
Or someone's frying bacon.
>> abracadabra, alan kazam...
>> wait.
Did you just say alan kazam?
>> yeah, he's my dad's lawyer.
He taught me this trick.
And...
>> lucy? Where are you, girl?
[girls scream]
Hey, can you keep it down
Out there?
I'm trying to perform
Some magic.
>> good morning, class.
It's a beautiful day, isn't it?
>> what's going on, miss park?
You seem happy.
>> I've just come from
The big school budget meeting.
Principal ruckman informed us
That because of cutbacks,
He's eliminating
The design program.
>> but that's terrible.
>> why are you so happy?
>> he approved funding
For a cappuccino machine
In the teachers' lounge.
Oh, that's good.
>> but design is where
I learned how to sew.
We've gotta do something.
>> true, you're a student
And this is your school.
If there is something
You feel strongly about,
It doesn't matter,
You're completely powerless.
>> but there has to be a way
To make principal ruckman
Change his mind.
>> oh, indeed there is.
Just come up with the $6,000
To close the budget gap.
Now, this needs just
A sprinkle of shaved chocolate.
Everybody stare straight ahead
Until I get back.
>> I can fix this.
>> where are you
Gonna get $6,000?
>> don't worry. I've got a plan.
>> thank you all for being here.
I have a very exciting project
To talk to you about.
Kopelman,
What are you doing here?
This is a kids only meeting,
Could you give us,
Like, a half an hour?
>> he's confused, true.
Maybe you should try
Telling him in a way
He'll actually understand.
>> all right, kopelman,
Out!
The issue at hand is
What kind of show can we put on
To raise $6,000?
>> simple. I'll do a magic show.
Next order of business.
>> this is the only order
Of business
And it's not resolved yet.
No one's gonna pay
To watch you do magic tricks.
>> oh, really?
What if I did this?
Imagine how cool
It would've been if a bird
Just shot out of my sleeve.
>> is that your actual act
Where you talk about
How cool something
Would have been?
>> more or less.
Fine, plan b.
We auction off a date--with me.
That'll get you 5,800 bucks
And we'll just need to come up
With the extra 200.
>> I can't believe
I'm saying this,
But ryan's date idea
Is the one to beat.
>> oh, wait,
What about your band, jimmy?
Can they play the fundraiser?
>> nah, we broke up.
>> really, why?
>> we could never find
The time to rehearse.
What with my schedule at work
Plus the guys in the band
Busy playing shows
With another drummer.
>> aw, dude, that's rough.
It must've been hard
Getting replaced.
>> replaced?
What do you mean?
>> just that it sounds like
Your band fired you
And hired another drummer.
>> where do you get that from?
What, just because they put
His name on the front
Of my drum kit?
I gotta go.
>> when do you want
To put on the fundraiser, true?
>> I'm thinking
Saturday afternoon.
>> I can't.
I have a lacrosse game.
>> okay, how about Sunday?
>> no, sat prep class.
>> tomorrow?
>> student council.
>> boy, mikey j.,
You're really busy.
>> tell me about it,
I feel like I never see you.
>> you're seeing me now.
>> that's true.
>> okay, gotta go.
>> what? Where to?
>> school band rehearsal.
>> I didn't know you were
In the school band.
>> neither did I.
>> I just joined.
The triangle player got mono
And I'm kind of
An awesome trianglist.
>> what about us?
Look, I don't want this
To sound clingy,
But you have to quit
So you can spend
All your time with me.
>> I can't quit.
I'm this close to getting a solo
At the spring concert.
Look, we'll talk about this
Later, okay?
>> call me tonight?
>> I can't.
I'm volunteering
At my grandpa's nursing home.
Bye.
>> how could he be so selfish?
>> can we please
Get back to the fundraiser?
I need something
That kids will pay to see,
Maybe a fashion show?
>> snore.
>> or a poetry reading?
>> double snore.
>> or a concert?
>> triple--actually,
A concert would be fun.
I retract my last snore.
>> okay, a concert it is.
Now, I just need
An amazing musical act
To sell $6,000 worth
Of tickets in two days.
Shouldn't be too hard, right?
♪ from my head to my toes ♪
♪ it's all real and you know ♪
♪ fresh and cool ♪
♪ it's just what I do ♪
♪ t-r-u-e j-a-c-k-s-o-n v-p ♪
♪ working at a grown-up job ♪
♪ I never really knew ♪
♪ I could work this hard ♪
♪ used to sit at home ♪
♪ and watch tv ♪
♪ now I'm in an office ♪
♪ as the new vp ♪
♪ I'm always setting trends ♪
♪ with my two best friends ♪
♪ when things get out of hand ♪
♪ we have a plan ♪
♪ we're just messin' around ♪
♪ and we're makin' new ground ♪
♪ for the whole wide world ♪
♪ to see ♪
♪ if you see us in town ♪
♪ you know it's goin' down ♪
♪ 'cause I'm the new vp ♪
>> save our design department,
Just $10 a ticket.
If you like rock 'n' roll,
Hopefully someone
Will be playing it
Tomorrow night.
>> how are ticket sales going?
>> not great.
Turns out if you want people
To buy a concert ticket,
You really need to tell them
Who's playing.
>> aw, it'll be okay, true.
Your best friend's here to help.
Now, let's start
Brainstorming some ideas and--
[beeping]
Gotta go.
>> why? What was that beep?
>> my alarm.
Mikey j. Has five minutes
Between math and biology.
So we're spending it together.
>> okay, say hi for me.
>> are you crazy?
I only have five minutes.
I'm not gonna waste it
Passing on messages.
>> ready? Ready?
Now.
[clang]
>> you guys, I have a great idea
For the spring concert.
>> does it involve everyone
Wearing funny hats?
>> how do you know?
>> because all of your
Suggestions are hat-related.
>> I like hats, they're fun.
See, this moment
Just got 19% more fun,
38%.
>> mikey j.
>> hi, lulu.
>> oh hi, sophie.
>> hi, lulu.
>> hi, jena.
>> hey, lulu.
>> oh hi, izzy.
>> hey, lulu.
>> I'm not talking to you.
>> why?
>> because these were supposed
To be our five minutes.
>> I'm sorry, lulu.
I just needed
To come down to work
On this triangle idea I had.
How much time do we have left?
>> 20 seconds.
>> okay, 20 seconds.
What should we do?
>> I know.
We can count to 20
In funny voices.
1...
>> 2...
>> 3.
Your turn, lulu.
>> 4.
>> I'm sorry, lulu.
>> this is terrible.
What am I gonna do?
>> I think I've got something
That'll make you feel better.
Better, right?
>> it's just one night,
An hour or two tops.
The pay?
I gotta crunch the numbers,
But it'll be somewhere around
Zero dollars.
Hello?
>> here's your mail, true.
>> jimmy, what's wrong?
>> I just found out
Mikey j. Was right.
B band did replace me.
>> aw.
>> really?
Who told you?
>> my mom.
She's still managing them.
>> could we call her?
True still needs a band
For tomorrow night.
>> lulu.
Actually if I could get
That number...
[beeping]
>> you gotta go meet mikey j.?
>> that wasn't my beep.
>> sorry, that was me.
I just got a text from my friend
Who runs the mailroom
Over at drk records.
He's always bragging about
Who's recording over there.
>> oh, who's there now?
>> justin bieber.
>> justin bieber?!
Jimmy, how close are you
With that mailroom guy?
>> ah, we're pretty tight.
Like, if I'm low
On "fragile" stickers,
He'll totally hook me up.
>> are you guys thinking
What I'm thinking?
>> that when jimmy gets together
With his mailroom buddies
It's the most boring place
On the planet?
>> I'm talking
About justin bieber.
He'd be perfect for my show.
Can your friend
Get us in to meet him?
>> no, he doesn't have access
To the recording studio.
I can get you guys
A tour of the mailroom, though.
They just installed
A new galveston sorter.
Man, it's fast. Krrrrrr!
>> maybe after we talk justin
Into doing our show.
>> talk to justin?
You heard jimmy.
How are we gonna get
Into the studio?
>> I gotta admit
That tour of the mailroom
Was pretty compelling.
>> yeah, and that
Galveston sorter
Sure lives up to the hype.
>> you guys keep it down,
He's right here.
♪ whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-ho ♪
[guitar playing]
♪ when I met you, girl ♪
♪ my heart went knock knock ♪
♪ now them butterflies ♪
♪ in my stomach ♪
♪ won't stop stop ♪
♪ even though it's a struggle ♪
♪ love is all we got ♪
♪ so we gonna keep keep ♪
♪ climbing to the mountaintop ♪
♪ your world is my world ♪
♪ and my fight is your fight ♪
♪ and my breath is your breath ♪
♪ when you're hurt ♪
♪ I'm not right ♪
♪ you're my one love ♪
♪ my one heart ♪
♪ my one life for sure ♪
♪ let me tell you one time ♪
♪ girl, I love ♪
♪ girl, I love you ♪
♪ I'ma tell you one time ♪
♪ girl, I love ♪
♪ girl, I love you ♪
♪ and I'ma be your one guy ♪
♪ you'll be my number one girl ♪
♪ always making time for you ♪
♪ I'ma tell you one time ♪
♪ girl, I love ♪
♪ girl, I love you ♪
♪ I'ma tell you one time ♪
♪ girl, I love ♪
♪ girl, I love you ♪
♪ hey, yeah, you look so deep ♪
♪ you know that it humbles me ♪
♪ you're by my side ♪
♪ them troubles ♪
♪ them not trouble me ♪
♪ many have called ♪
♪ but the chosen is you ♪
♪ whatever you want, shawty ♪
♪ I'll give it to you ♪
♪ your world is my world ♪
♪ and my fight is your fight ♪
♪ and my breath is your breath ♪
♪ when you're hurt ♪
♪ I'm not right ♪
♪ my one heart ♪
♪ my one life for sure ♪
♪ let me tell you one time ♪
♪ girl, I love ♪
♪ girl, I love you ♪
♪ I'ma tell you one time ♪
♪ girl, I love ♪
♪ girl, I love you ♪
♪ and I'ma be your one guy ♪
♪ you'll be my number one girl ♪
♪ always making time for you ♪
♪ I'ma tell you one time ♪
♪ girl, I love ♪
♪ girl, I love you ♪
♪ I'ma tell you one time ♪
♪ girl, I love ♪
♪ girl, I love you ♪
♪ shawty right there ♪
♪ she's got everything I need ♪
♪ and I'ma tell her one time ♪
♪ one time ♪
♪ give you everything you need ♪
♪ down to my last dime ♪
♪ she makes me happy ♪
♪ I know where I'll be ♪
♪ right by your side ♪
♪ 'cause she is the one for me ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ and girl, I love ♪
♪ girl, I love you ♪
♪ girl, I love ♪
♪ girl, I love you ♪
♪ and girl you're my one love ♪
♪ my one heart ♪
♪ my one life for sure ♪
♪ let me tell you one time ♪
♪ girl, I love ♪
♪ girl, I love you ♪
♪ I'ma tell you one time ♪
♪ girl, I love ♪
♪ girl, I love you ♪
♪ and I'ma be your one guy ♪
♪ you'll be my number one girl ♪
♪ always making time for you ♪
♪ I'ma tell you one time ♪
♪ girl, I love ♪
♪ girl, I love you ♪
♪ I'ma tell you one time ♪
♪ girl, I love ♪
♪ girl, I love you ♪
♪ my girl ♪
>> that's the one, justin.
Oh, and the pizza you ordered
Is here.
>> pizza?
I didn't order a pizza.
>> free-a pizza for mr. Bieber.
>> what kind of accent is that?
>> italiano, I'm right
Off-a the boat from sicilia.
>> why do you need three people
To deliver a pizza?
And where's the pizza?
>> it's a pretty long
Elevator ride.
>> something tells me
You guys aren't real pizza guys.
>> you're right, justin.
We're three high school students
Who are really
Big fans of yours.
>> why didn't you just say so?
Yo, crusher,
We got a security breach.
>> ooh, wait.
We can explain.
>> got some heads
You want me to squish, boss?
>> it was her idea,
Mr. Crusher, sir.
>> okay, we can do this
The easy way or the hard way.
>> both ways are pretty painful.
>> might there be a third option
That involves a head start?
>> wait.
Before anyone's head
Gets squished.
Please hear me out.
See, justin, they're getting rid
Of my school's design department
And I'm not trying
To save the program for me.
I've already got
My love for fashion.
I'm doing this for the kid
Out there who doesn't know
There's a fashion designer
Inside of them.
And in order
To save the program,
We need your help.
>> wait, what's your name?
>> true jackson.
>> true, I know
What you're talking about
With that kid out there
Because that kid was me.
>> what do you mean?
>> I took a design class
In 8th grade.
And to be honest,
I'm all about crochet.
I got this tea cozy,
Got this potholder,
And even crusher's belt.
Crusher, show 'em.
>> wow, you do nice work.
>> thank you.
>> so what do you say, justin?
Will you play at our fundraiser?
>> most definitely.
I wouldn't miss it
For the world.
>> great, it's at 7:00 tomorrow.
>> ryan, what are you doing?
>> messing with stuff
I shouldn't be.
>> well, knock it off.
You could get
Somebody electrocuted.
>> oh, yeah,
Like I can really do that.
>> ohh.
>> any chance you got
A four-gallon bucket of ice
Around here?
>> here.
>> wait, wait, wait.
What's this?
>> it is my comp list
For the show.
I promised
The cheerleading squad
I'd hook 'em up.
>> ryan, it's a fundraiser.
>> just pay for the tickets
Out of my cut.
>> there is no cut,
It's a fundraiser.
>> I hear what you're saying.
I'll just let them
In the back door.
[cell phone ring tone]
>> hello?
>> yo, true, it's justin.
>> hey, justin, where are you?
>> I'm just a few blocks
From the school.
>> awesome. I've got great news.
The place is jammed.
We totally made enough
To save the department.
>> that is great news.
I got some news too.
>> really, what is it?
>> I'm severely injured.
>> gosh, what happened?
>> some fool
Played with my sound equipment
And I was straight up
Electrocuted.
>> but what am I gonna do?
Everybody's all ready
To see you perform.
>> yo, you can do
Whatever you want.
>> oh, really, you think?
>> no, I was talking
To the ambulance driver.
He was afraid
To run the red light,
But we've got
A wicked loud siren.
Yo! Yo, pull up on the sidewalk.
>> all right,
Get well soon, justin.
>> hey, true,
Have you seen mikey j.?
>> lulu, I've got a big problem.
>> you think
You've got a problem?
I was supposed to meet mikey j.
10 minutes ago
And I can't find him anywhere.
What if I never see him again?
>> hey, lulu.
>> oh, there he is.
Okay, what's yours?
>> justin bieber canceled.
>> justin bieber canceled?
What are you gonna do?
>> I got one idea.
I'm not sure
How good it is, though.
>> for my next trick,
I'm gonna need a volunteer.
How about this lovely young lady
Up front?
What is your name?
>> dana.
I'm in your math class.
>> well, let me ask you
A question, dana.
Do you like milk?
>> not really.
>> oh, well, then today
Is your lucky day
Because I'm about to make
This pitcher of milk...
Vanish!
>> hey!
>> let's make ryan vanish.
>> yeah.
>> oh, come on.
That is one angry crowd.
They are out for blood.
>> I've got no choice.
I gotta tell everybody the truth
And give them back their money.
>> not so fast.
They came to see a show
And that's what
We're gonna give them.
>> fire and ice!
Whoo!
>> let's fire him
And bury him in ice!
>> yeah!
>> it's a nightmare out there.
They're throwing cabbage.
Who brings cabbage
To a fundraiser?
>> that's it.
The show is canceled.
>> but, true, what about
The design department?
>> I guess I couldn't
Sa I it after all.
>> hey, can we be
In your talent show?
>> it's not really
A talent show.
>> it's more like
A no-talent show.
>> hey.
>> oh, not you.
You were great.
>> so can we be in it?
>> I don't think so.
There's no telling
How the crowd would react
To an extended flute solo.
>> actually, we play
In a rock band on the weekends.
>> yeah, we tear it up
In my mom's sewing room.
>> I really appreciate it,
But the crowd came to see
A big musical group,
And no offense,
But I don't think
Anything you do
Could win them over.
>> at least let us play
One song.
>> yeah, just one.
>> what do you think, lu?
>> it's worth a shot.
>> okay, one song.
But at the first sign of danger,
I'm coming out to save you.
>> let's go, you guys.
We've got a gig.
>> hey, everybody.
Thanks a lot for your patience.
>> let's make her a patient.
>> man, that's
One prepared heckler.
Okay, who here likes
Last-minute scheduling changes?
Because you're in luck,
Justin bieber couldn't make it.
>> boo!
>> but his loss is our gain,
Because we have a great band
To play here for you tonight.
So before you start
Charging the stage
With your torches
And your pitchforks,
Please, let's put
Our hands together for...
What's your band's name?
>> care bears on fire.
>> really?
>> I wanted to call us
The fun hat bunch,
But I got outvoted.
>> okay, without further ado,
It's my distinct pleasure
To introduce you to...
Care bears on fire.
>> boo!
[guitars start playing]
>> 1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ don't tell me what to do ♪
♪ what to wear, what to say ♪
♪ don't wanna follow rules ♪
♪ gonna do it my way ♪
♪ I got a brain ♪
♪ I can think for myself ♪
♪ don't wanna be ♪
♪ like everybody else ♪
♪ na na-na-na ♪
♪ na-na-na na-na-na ♪
♪ don't wanna be ♪
♪ like everybody else ♪
♪ na na-na-na ♪
♪ na-na-na na-na-na ♪
♪ don't wanna be ♪
♪ like everybody else ♪
♪ don't tell me to be quiet ♪
♪ to be a good girl ♪
♪ wanna see more ♪
♪ of this wild wild world ♪
♪ don't learn anything ♪
♪ sitting at home ♪
♪ I wanna be free ♪
♪ I want to roam ♪
♪ na na-na-na ♪
♪ na-na-na na-na-na ♪
♪ don't wanna be ♪
♪ like everybody else ♪
♪ na na-na-na ♪
♪ na-na-na na-na-na ♪
♪ don't wanna be ♪
♪ like everybody else ♪
♪ wanna pick up the guitar ♪
♪ and start to play ♪
♪ bash my drums ♪
♪ all night and day ♪
♪ I wanna play it loud ♪
♪ this ain't no toy ♪
♪ I wanna be wild ♪
♪ wanna make some noise ♪
♪ na na-na-na ♪
♪ na-na-na na-na-na ♪
♪ don't wanna be ♪
♪ like everybody else ♪
♪ na na-na-na ♪
♪ na-na-na na-na-na ♪
♪ don't wanna be ♪
♪ like everybody else ♪
♪ na na-na-na ♪
♪ na-na-na na-na-na ♪
♪ don't wanna be ♪
♪ like everybody else ♪
[cheering and applause]
>> we love you! Yeah!
[cheers override true on phone]
>> wait, who's this?
>> it's justin, I'm on my way.
>> you're supposed
To be going to some hospital.
>> I'll have to go later.
Justin bieber
Never misses a show.
Tell my fans
I'll be there any second.
Uh-oh.
>> uh-oh, what?
>> hey, hey, true. Um...
Cool if I park here?
>> I guess so.
>> so what did
Principal ruckman say
When you gave him the money?
>> well, at first
He was disappointed
That it wasn't one of those
Oversized golf checks.
But once he calmed down,
He agreed
To keep the design department.
>> that's awesome.
[beeping]
>> you gotta go meet mikey j.?
>> no, I fixed
The whole mikey j. Situation.
This was a text from my mom
Telling me not to chew my hair,
Whatever that means.
>> how'd you fix
The mikey j situation?
>> simple.
We decided that if we want
To spend more time together,
We have to start
Pursuing the same interests.
>> triangle duet!
>> maybe you could be
The promoter
For our spring concert.
>> sounds great.
>> okay, guys.
If you liked my snake trick,
You're gonna love this new one.
>> I don't like
Your snake trick.
>> technically,
It wasn't a trick.
All you did was lose a snake.
>> well, check this out.
I don't wanna oversell it,
But I'm pretty confident
That this is the greatest trick
In the history of the world.
Abracadabra, alakazam,
I command thee to appear
In my hand.
>> ohh,
Oh my gosh,
He's so cute.
>> wow, ryan, how'd you do that?
>> I can't tell you.
>> what,
The code of the magician?
>> no, seriously.
I have no idea how I did this.
I was supposed
To pull out a scarf.
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