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Previously on weeds...
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I'm making a buy.
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You come back with five
figures,and we'll do business.
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Any chance I could borrow,uh,$10,000?
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I know an accountant/councilman with access
to a certain civic investment portfolio.
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Make it $50,000.
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Summer reading from internal affairs.
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It appears pete was the brains behind
the skimming,extortion,wiretapping.
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Good thing for us he turned up the way
he did,and we don't have to get honest.
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How's tim doing?
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How do you think he's doing?
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His father's dead.
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Are you free for dinner tomorrow?
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Who's your friend?
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Peter's ex-wife.
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Are you fucking insane?
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I thought dean was out of your life.
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He was... until the handitard
went and drove off of a cliff.
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Is he going to be okay?
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The initial surgery was
successful,but he'll need several more.
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We are getting a divorce.
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There's no one else but you.
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Oh,god.
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Sanjay,your territories are
colleges,junior colleges...
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and gay bars and dance clubs.
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Tara's completely active in the church.
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The lord wants me to sell pot,ms.Botwin.
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Fine,you're in.
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- Do I get a cellphone,too?
- Yeah.Take silas'.
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I'd like my phone back.
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I have other plans for you.
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Teach him to grow.
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All right,nancy.
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You want your boy to be
my bitch,he'll be my bitch.
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What we need is to redirect a small
portion of our sewage through your town.
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Shit highway could
be our road to riches.
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We need these votes.
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I'm thinking a golf membership.
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- Your membership's been revoked.
- What?
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God bless the new majestic!
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Holy shit!
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That's a lot of sewage.
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That motherfucker -- I'm
gonna have him killed.
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Weeds
Season03 Episode10
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from the boys at sigma alpha delta.
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Thank you,sanjay.
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You may have another.
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The youth pastor
is a wake-and-baker.
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Holy smokes.
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Thank you.
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Why is this all wet?
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Water park.
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male lactation
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that's $20,000.
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The way things are going,I'll
have the rest in a few days.
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Why is this stack wet?
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Water park.
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So,all the money goes back
into the agrestic account.
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No trails back to us.
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There's no more agrestic,nance.
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No town.
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We're good.
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- Let's keep it.
- Doug.
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I might be a drug
dealer,but I'm no embezzler.
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We'll put it back... eventually.
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Until they figure out which way is up,we
could use this capital to our advantage.
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Yeah.
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I'm not comfortable with this.
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Well,get comfortable.
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Buy more drugs,sell more drugs.
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And then when we're crazy rich,we can pay back
agrestic and buy corn dogs for all of darfur.
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I'm not sure corn dogs are first
up on the wish list in darfur.
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My point is,we need this capital if we're gonna
be the weed-mart of the san fernando valley.
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Homegrown depot.
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Potco.
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You need to trust me on this,nancy.
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I don't tell you how to move a brick.
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Fine.
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For now.
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Listen,doug,a word of advice -- watch
your back. Sullivan's on the warpath.
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I didn't do anything.
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So you had nothing to do
with that pipe exploding?
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That was clearly an act of god.
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Well,tell god to watch his back.
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Nancy,don't anthropomorphize god.
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That sounds like fun.
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Tim and shane together?
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We could give it a shot.
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Yeah,I know where that is. Great.
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Terrific. All right.We'll see you there.
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Bye,val.
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You got a call.
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From who?
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Roy till.
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I don't know roy till.
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Roy till knew you.
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And what did roy till want?
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I asked roy till that very question.
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Why are you making me
work so hard for this?
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Because captain roy
till is with the D.E.A...
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because he wants you to come down
to his office as soon as possible...
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because he said you've probably
been expecting this call.
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That was my reaction.
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The side effects may be urinary
incontinence,migraine,fuzzy vision,
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rapid heartbeat,swollen
limbs,depression,mania,
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nocturnal psychosis,erectile
dysfunction...
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wake up.
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Wake up.
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It's not a dream.
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Here's his feeding schedule.
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And the physical-therapy
exercises are in the binder.
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And you're gonna have
to change his diaper.
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Stop... speaking.
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Fine.
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Figure it out yourself.
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I have no memory of giving birth to you.
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None whatsoever.
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There is no god.
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You have to change my
diaper so I don't get a rash.
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Not gonna happen.
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I stood by you when you had cancer.
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Yeah...
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my cancer didn't stink.
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Celia,if I get a rash,it
could get infected,
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and my body can't fight
off infection right now.
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Will you die?
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Worse.
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I'll have to have a lot more surgeries,
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and you'll have to take
care of me for a lot longer.
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This is not right.
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After we change me,we
should do some exercises.
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You're enjoying this,aren't you?
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Seeing me miserable.
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It's the only silver
lining on a very dark cloud.
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I'm looking for roy till.
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Nancy botwin.
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Am I in the right place?
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Captain till's been waiting for you.
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That's her.
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I have questions.
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- You do?
- Sit.
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I see you don't use the name scottson.
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Uh,no.
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Kids -- kids
are botwin.
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Keeping it... consistent.
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You and pete kept your
marriage awful quiet.
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Yes. Yes.
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Why?
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Do I need a lawyer?
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Frankly,I'm a little surprised you
didn't come clean to us about this sooner.
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Why's that?
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So you could get what
you have coming to you.
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Why don't we settle all this right now?
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And all this would be?
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Life-insurance check made
out to nancy scottson.
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Shouldn't be any trouble to cash if you
show the bank a copy of the marriage license.
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Also,forms to fill out so we can
start sending you his pension checks.
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Look at that.
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Things from pete's desk.
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That should close the book on all this.
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Uh,again,all this?
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We don't know what pete
told you and what he didn'T.
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Frankly,we don't care.
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What he was involved with when he
died,who he was involved with --
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it's all in the past.
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We'd rather think the best of him.
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I'm sure you would,too.
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The best.
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But should it not
remain in the past,well,
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that would seriously affect his pension.
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Do you understand what I'm saying?
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Yes...
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completely,totally.
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- That's all,mrs.Scottson.
- Botwin.
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Mrs.Botwin.
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God bless you.
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My condolences.
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You are the sun.
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You control it all.
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If you don't keep a light
schedule,seeds will sprout
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and reach for whatever
source of light they can find.
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Not too different from
humans,but that's another lecture.
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Point is,you didn't put
the grow light on a timer,
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so these went toward my
light,made them spindly.
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These seeds were your responsibility.
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You fucked them up.
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Sorry.
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Things okay at home?
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Are they ever?
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Mom okay?
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She's A... tough read.
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Yeah,I know.
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And what happened here?
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Brown spots,yellowing moving upward.
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Think.
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nitrogen deficiency?
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And what do you do?
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Add a solution with a high n rating,like
advanced nutrients connoisseur?
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That's right.
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My ass,you plant-killing motherfucker.
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You should have got it
right the first time.
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Pay attention.
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No one is going to take
care of you in life,silas.
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Learn and grow.
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Move!
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Save those plants! That's
money out of my pocket!
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Oh,shit. That reminds me.
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It's from my mom.
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She wants more stuff.
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Yo,it just slipped your mind that there's
thousands of dollars in your fucking backpack?
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- Jesus.
- Damn.
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I also forgot there's
a diamond up my ass.
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You want it?
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Take care of my plants before
you find a foot up there.
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- Tell your mom I said hi.
- Yeah.
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Hey.
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Tell her,all right?
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Sure.
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So,let me get this straight.
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You say we're going to the
apple store,but instead,
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you bring me here and force me to play with peter's
asshole son so you can hang out with his ex-wife?
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Do I have this right?
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yeah.
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So not cool.
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I'm not proud.
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You owe me.
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It might be fun.
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Fine. Debt owed.Let's go.
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You think that's funny,dickbag?
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That's not even a word,dildock.
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I'm not sure this was such a good idea.
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They'll be fine.
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Uh,blue raspberry or cherry?
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- Cherry.
- Oh,wait a minute.
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Think you owe me some money.
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- How much?
- 119000
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I was gonna tell you.
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You married him?
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Married -- did that
just,uh,slip your mind?
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How do you fit that into a conversation?
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Uh,hey,guess what,val?
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Before you go down to the D.E.A.'S
office and make an ass of yourself,
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let me tell you something.
Peter and I were married.
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There. Pretty simple.
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It was a drunken weekend.
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Completely stupid,only-on-nine-cosmos
kind of thing.
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I thought we were friends.
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- We are friends.
- Well,then how about the fucking money?
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I didn't even know I
was getting any money.
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Yeah,well,you got it,so give it to me.
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That's tim's money.
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I don't want the money.
I'm giving you the money.
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Look. Here.Take it.
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Just putt,asshole.
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It's made out to you.
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I'll endorse it over.
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You can't endorse a $119,000
check. I'm not stupid.
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Let's go to the bank.
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It's sunday. Banks are closed.
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Then we'll... deposit it tomorrow.
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00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:26,700
I'll transfer it over,and
you can declare it a gift.
264
00:13:26,710 --> 00:13:28,310
It's not a gift.
265
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:32,310
I lived with that asshole
for 11 years. I earned that.
266
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,960
Okay. Bad choice of words.
267
00:13:33,970 --> 00:13:36,000
It's your money.
268
00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:38,060
Give me a break already.
269
00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:42,610
You were gonna tell me?
270
00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:44,710
Sure,eventually.
271
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,860
Putt now or die!
272
00:13:51,110 --> 00:13:52,560
Yes! Hole in one.
273
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,890
Your son is annoying.
274
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,360
Oh,glass-house-dwelling
person...
275
00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:57,570
you're right.
276
00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:59,660
I'm putting down the stone.
277
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,090
You want the slushy now?
278
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,450
That's okay.
279
00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:08,250
Oh,come on. The ugly,confront-y
part of the day is over.
280
00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:10,680
We're free to have treats now.
281
00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:13,870
Why did you have to assume the worst?
282
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,570
I'm used to getting fucked.
283
00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:18,670
Well,get over it. Neither
of us is getting fucked.
284
00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:21,290
Poor us.
285
00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:23,020
No shit.
286
00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:38,290
Jeez. You ever hear of a phone?
287
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,870
Dana took the charger. I need $100,000.
288
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,890
Majestic is checking the books tomorrow.
289
00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:46,330
I bought 10 more bricks.
290
00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:49,360
Putting it back in the business
-- you remember that conversation?
291
00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:51,270
Oh,god. Me in prison.
292
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,380
I'm way too long for those beds.
293
00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:55,770
And the food -- there
is no sushi in prison...
294
00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:57,070
unless you count dick.
295
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,810
Okay,listen.
296
00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:05,910
Why do you need $100,000 if we only
took $50,000 for the initial buy?
297
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,750
Did we take more than $50,000?
298
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,790
We took $50,000,but I knew it was only
a matter of time before we doubled up,
299
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,420
so I took another $50,000 for my
divorce lawyer and got laser eye surgery.
300
00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:16,260
Recovered in a day
-- fucking miracle.
301
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:19,370
Now I can read the tiny print they
use for warning labels on pills.
302
00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:22,460
Big pharma fucks us coming and
going,nance,and I'm going to prison.
303
00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:24,750
I'm going to prison while
big pharma roams free.
304
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,250
There is no justice.
305
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,930
Are you on some big pharma right now?
306
00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:30,850
If I go to jail,will you come with me?
307
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:33,220
I cannot do it alone.
308
00:15:33,230 --> 00:15:35,660
You're not gonna go to jail,doug.
309
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,530
I might have access to some money.
310
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:40,230
Have you been hoarding
money from your accountant?
311
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,030
'Cause that is not cool,nance.
312
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,290
Doug,go upstairs,take a bath.
313
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,900
I suggest you try the bath bomb.
314
00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:51,490
The carbonation's delightful.
315
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,510
We'll figure thiouT.
316
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,970
She never lets me use the tub,lucky.
317
00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,100
I'm going to jail.
318
00:15:57,110 --> 00:15:59,540
You're not going to jail,doug!
319
00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:03,020
I'm going to have all kinds
of cock shoved up my ass.
320
00:16:03,810 --> 00:16:06,460
I need to say something out loud.
321
00:16:08,730 --> 00:16:11,030
I killed peter.
322
00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:16,770
Did you hear what I said?
323
00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:18,140
Yeah,I heard you.
324
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:20,120
You killed peter.
325
00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:26,510
We all knew that u-turn
story was bullshit.
326
00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:30,310
I guessed poison. Was I right?
327
00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:34,390
Silas thought you
smothered him in his sleep.
328
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:38,290
Shane had some wild theory
about you and a samurai.
329
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:40,850
My whole family thinks I'm a killer.
330
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:43,330
You just said you killed him.
331
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:46,140
I didn't actually kill
him or have him killed.
332
00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:49,340
I'm saying that if he never
met me,he'd still be alive.
333
00:16:49,350 --> 00:16:51,060
Listen...
334
00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:54,470
I taught stephanie
cooper how to give head.
335
00:16:55,020 --> 00:17:00,110
She died when a guy she was
blowing drove into a swamp.
336
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,890
Doesn't mean I killed her.
337
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,920
It means I was a great teacher...
338
00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:07,480
and he was a bad driver...
339
00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:09,540
and the alligators were hungry.
340
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:12,830
I got peter's life
insurance and pension money.
341
00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:15,330
- Jackpot.
- No.
342
00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:18,770
I promised it to valerie and to doug.
343
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:22,080
I don't know what to do.
344
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:23,990
If I don't give it to
doug,he goes to jail.
345
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,550
If I don't give it to
valerie,I go to hell.
346
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,990
Jail comes before hell.
347
00:17:29,990 --> 00:17:33,470
Or you could give it all to me.
348
00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:38,800
Sullivan.
349
00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:40,380
I'm not sullivan.
350
00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:42,250
I'm the easter bunny.
351
00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:45,050
You want your basket?
352
00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:50,600
Just wait,wait,wait
a minute. Just a sec.
353
00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:52,670
I want to freshen up.
354
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,340
Collect my eggs.
355
00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:03,120
Celia?
356
00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:08,640
You make any noise,so help me god,you
will be sitting in that diaper...
357
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,760
for a week.
358
00:18:30,450 --> 00:18:32,330
I'm so impressed by you.
359
00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:34,100
Your kindness.
360
00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:38,500
Dropping everything to take
care of a man you don't love
361
00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:41,160
because he has no one else.
362
00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:47,510
- You are the most selfless woman.
- I am.
363
00:18:47,870 --> 00:18:50,150
- I'm wonderful.
- Yeah.
364
00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:51,900
You are.
365
00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:55,860
- Let's go to the bedroom.
- No.
366
00:18:57,650 --> 00:19:00,290
Okay,fine. Fuck it.
367
00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:04,400
What is that?
368
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,630
It's the dog.
369
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,250
Dryer.
370
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:11,010
Okay,it's him. Come on.
371
00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:11,980
He's in there?
372
00:19:11,990 --> 00:19:13,460
He's safer there.
373
00:19:13,470 --> 00:19:15,080
Can't hurt himself.
374
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:17,450
Wait,where you going?
375
00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:22,690
Jesus.
376
00:19:24,670 --> 00:19:27,440
Maybe we ought to take
a little break. Huh?
377
00:19:27,790 --> 00:19:29,900
I'll call you.
378
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,820
Thanks for that,celia.
379
00:19:32,830 --> 00:19:35,030
Doggy got a big bone.
380
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,610
Little close there,kiddo!
381
00:19:44,590 --> 00:19:45,740
Still hating me.
382
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,580
He's very committed.
383
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:52,780
What's this?
384
00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:54,810
That --
that is cash.
385
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,240
It's not $119,000 in cash.
386
00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,860
It's $4,500.
387
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:01,860
Where's my money?
388
00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:03,430
I have the money. I
just don't have it here.
389
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,160
- This is a down payment.
- I knew it.
390
00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:08,420
I had a little emergency.
391
00:20:08,430 --> 00:20:10,110
You're gonna have it back in a month.
392
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,840
This is a scam,right?
393
00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:13,210
You don't understand.
394
00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:15,150
There's money coming in.
395
00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:17,950
- No worries.
- No worries?
396
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,680
I have cards maxed out.
397
00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:21,640
I have creditors calling me.
398
00:20:21,650 --> 00:20:23,470
I can't make my rent.
399
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,370
I can't wait for money
to come in. I need it now.
400
00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:28,490
Jesus. Why are you in such bad shape?
401
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,940
I've been spending on my
cash on coke and man whores.
402
00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:31,820
Why the hell do you think?
403
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:34,660
I work a middle-class
job in the bush economy.
404
00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:36,460
Where's my fucking money?
405
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:38,200
It's fucking coming!
406
00:20:38,210 --> 00:20:40,750
You spent it already,didn't you?
407
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:44,040
That was my money.
408
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:45,780
Fucked.
409
00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:50,150
Fucked,fucked.
410
00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:52,770
Not fucked.
411
00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:55,340
Just fucked in the head.
412
00:20:55,960 --> 00:21:00,280
Clearly not ready to
listen,so I'm gonna go.
413
00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:05,240
I'll call you.
414
00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:11,280
Mom,she took my ball!
415
00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:14,510
Fuck your ball. She took our 100 grand.
416
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,690
First of all,mr.Wilson,we would like
to thank you for the t-shirts that
417
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:23,440
you brought us from the 2001
agrestic 5k thanksgiving fun run.
418
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,990
I drew that logo -- the
turkey with the sneakers.
419
00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:29,360
That's quite a talent,mr.Wilson.
420
00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:33,370
However,we're here to discuss the town of
agrestic's financial records,not funny t-shirts.
421
00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:35,010
Of course,ann.
422
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:36,420
May I call you ann?
423
00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:38,360
I'm getting divorced.
424
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,730
There seems to be an outstanding
loan here,councilman doug,
425
00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:44,510
made to a company called aguatecture?
426
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,770
Yes. Yes,there is.
427
00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:49,050
And I have the repayment of that
loan right here in my back pocket.
428
00:21:53,710 --> 00:21:55,290
This is a post-dated personal check.
429
00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:56,040
Yes. Yes,it is.
430
00:21:56,050 --> 00:21:58,040
This is highly unorthodox,mr.Wilson.
431
00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,150
Yes. Yes,it is.
432
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,430
And you're claiming that this is
repayment on the loan made to aguatecture.
433
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,740
Yes. Yes,it is.
434
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,080
You see the memo line right there?
435
00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,500
It says,for aguatecture.
436
00:22:06,510 --> 00:22:07,420
It's a great little business.
437
00:22:07,430 --> 00:22:11,750
A socially responsible,minority-owned company
that makes fountains shaped like houses --
438
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,810
victorians,tudors,even castles.
439
00:22:14,820 --> 00:22:16,610
Heartwarming story.
440
00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:21,290
Hardscrabble,good people,invested
with our hearts,and it paid off.
441
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,330
They're selling like
bratwurst in germany.
442
00:22:23,350 --> 00:22:24,710
Praise the lord.
443
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,430
Hallelujah with the grace of the god.
444
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,540
So be it,amen.
445
00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:29,990
Oh,brother.
446
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,530
Amen.
447
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:34,640
My wife's a fountain freak.
448
00:22:34,650 --> 00:22:35,790
She'd love those.
449
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,210
Yeah,where can I get one?
450
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,670
I'll hook you all up.
451
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,430
Fountains for everyone. At cost!
452
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,120
Thank you!
453
00:22:50,590 --> 00:22:52,040
Crust,please.
454
00:23:29,810 --> 00:23:31,530
Thank you.
455
00:23:47,090 --> 00:23:48,270
Where the fuck have you been?
456
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,580
I quit.
457
00:23:49,590 --> 00:23:51,210
Bullshit.
458
00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,180
Not bullshit.
459
00:23:54,790 --> 00:23:56,190
Look at how you treat me.
460
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,150
How I treat you?
461
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,640
I haven't had lunch.
462
00:23:59,650 --> 00:24:03,180
I left three messages saying
I wanted soup and a cobb salad.
463
00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:06,090
So fire me instead.
464
00:24:07,190 --> 00:24:09,070
But I like you.
465
00:24:09,470 --> 00:24:13,820
You're a shitty assistant,but your skin's
like milk,and you're almost as smart as I am.
466
00:24:14,070 --> 00:24:16,430
If you make this easy for me,
467
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:22,140
let me steal all the office supplies I
want,we can do it on the table before I go.
468
00:24:22,650 --> 00:24:24,760
You would have been a killer in business
469
00:24:24,770 --> 00:24:27,240
if you hadn't pissed away all
your potential on the mommy track.
470
00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:28,440
Yeah.
471
00:24:28,810 --> 00:24:31,130
I guess it wasn't meant to be.
472
00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:33,650
Look at you,anal.
473
00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:37,700
Shouldn't you just sweep everything
off and ravage me like a real man?
474
00:24:38,420 --> 00:24:41,440
I spent the whole day
organizing this shit.
475
00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:47,110
You bitch.
476
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,340
Oh,yeah.I'm bad.Punish me.
477
00:24:55,200 --> 00:25:02,640
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478
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Weeds
Season03 Episode10