1 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:04,874 - Previously on Weeds... - I'm making a buy. 2 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:08,032 You come back with five figures, and we'll do business. 3 00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:10,036 Any chance I could borrow $10,000? 4 00:00:10,071 --> 00:00:11,952 I know an accountant/councilman 5 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:14,156 with access to a civic investment portfolio... 6 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,269 Make it $50,000. 7 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,871 Summer reading from Internal Affairs. 8 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:22,351 It appears Pete was the brains behind the skimming, extortion, wiretapping. 9 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,796 Good thing for us he turned up the way he did and we don't have to get honest. 10 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,838 - How's Tim doing? - How do you think? His father's dead. 11 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:30,273 Are you free for dinner? 12 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,316 - Who's your friend? - Peter's ex-wife. 13 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,753 Are you fucking insane? 14 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,229 - I thought Dean was out of your life. - He was. 15 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:40,029 - Until the handitard drove off of a cliff. - Is he going to be OK? 16 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,793 The initial surgery was successful but he'll need more. 17 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,871 We are getting a divorce. 18 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,077 - There's no one else but you. - Oh, God. 19 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,674 Sanjay, your territories are junior colleges... 20 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,830 And gay bars and dance clubs. 21 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,956 Tara's completely active in the Church. 22 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:57,713 The Lord wants me to sell pot, Mrs. Botwin. 23 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,109 - Fine, you're in. - Do I get a cell phone, too? 24 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,033 - Yeah. Take Silas'. - I'd like my phone back. 25 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,429 I have other plans for you. Teach him to grow. 26 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:09,433 All right, Nancy. You want your boy to be my bitch? He'll be my bitch. 27 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:13,433 What we need is to redirect a small portion of our sewage through your town. 28 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,397 Shit highway could be our road to riches. 29 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,994 - We need these votes. - I'm thinking a golf membership. 30 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,150 - Your membership's been revoked. - What? 31 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,077 God bless the new Majestic! 32 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,833 - Holy shit! - That's a lot of sewage. 33 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:27,593 That motherfucker. I'm gonna have him killed. 34 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,509 From the boys at Sigma Alpha Delta. 35 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,113 Thank you, Sanjay. 36 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,997 You may have another. 37 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,709 - The youth pastor is a wake-and-baker. - Holy smokes. 38 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:43,835 Thank you. 39 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:51,232 - Why is this all wet? - Water park. 40 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,319 That's $20,000. 41 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,557 The way things are going, I'll have the rest in a few days. 42 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:09,676 - Why is this stack wet? - Water park. 43 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:14,435 All the money goes back into the Agrestic account. No trails back to us. 44 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:18,513 There's no more Agrestic, Nance. No town. We're good. 45 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,431 - Let's keep it. - Doug. 46 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,790 I might be a drug dealer, but I'm no embezzler. 47 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,758 Oh, no, we'll put it back. Eventually. 48 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:32,231 Until they figure out which way is up, we could use this capital to our advantage. 49 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:36,077 Yeah. I'm not comfortable with this. 50 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:39,311 Well, get comfortable. Buy more drugs, sell more drugs. 51 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,789 And then when we're crazy rich, we can pay back Agrestic 52 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:43,996 and buy corn dogs for all of Darfur. 53 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:47,834 I'm not sure corn dogs are first up on the wish list in Darfur. 54 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:51,037 My point is, we need this capital if we're gonna be the Weed-Mart 55 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,838 of the San Fernando Valley. 56 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:57,038 Homegrown Depot. Potco. You need to trust me on this, Nancy. 57 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,112 - I don't tell you how to move a brick. - Fine. 58 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,434 For now. 59 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,952 Listen, Doug, a word of advice. 60 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,280 Watch your back. Sullivan's on the warpath. 61 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:08,633 I didn't do anything. 62 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,837 So you had nothing to do with that pipe exploding? 63 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:16,152 - That was clearly an act of God. - Well, tell God to watch his back. 64 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,430 Nancy, don't anthropomorphise God. 65 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,710 That sounds like fun. 66 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,314 Tim and Shane together? 67 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:29,837 We could give it a shot. Yeah, I know where that is. Great. 68 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,230 Terrific. All right. We'll see you there. Bye, Val. 69 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,036 You got a call. 70 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:40,078 - From who? - Roy Till. 71 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,515 - I don't know Roy Till. - Roy Till knew you. 72 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,716 And what did Roy Till want? 73 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:49,476 - I asked Roy Till that very question. - Why are you making me work so hard for this? 74 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:52,279 Because Captain Roy Till is with the DEA, 75 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,352 because he wants you to come down to his office as soon as possible, 76 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,910 because he said you've probably been expecting this call. 77 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:05,838 That was my reaction. 78 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:09,117 "The side effects may be urinary incontinence, 79 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,509 migraine, fuzzy vision, rapid heartbeat, 80 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:16,280 swollen limbs, depression, mania, nocturnal psychosis, erectile dysfunction... 81 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:17,793 Wake up. 82 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,110 - Wake up. - It's not a dream. 83 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,519 Here's his feeding schedule. 84 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,353 And the physical therapy exercises are in the binder. 85 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:29,275 - And you're gonna have to change his diaper. - Stop speaking. 86 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,669 Fine. Figure it out yourself. 87 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:36,034 I have no memory of giving birth to you. 88 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:37,758 None whatsoever. 89 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,237 Oh! 90 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,595 Oh... 91 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,513 There is no God. 92 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:50,149 You have to change my diaper so I don't get a rash. 93 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,114 Not gonna happen. 94 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,430 I stood by you when you had cancer. 95 00:05:56,520 --> 00:06:00,229 Yeah, my cancer didn't stink. 96 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:04,638 Celia, if I get a rash, it could get infected, 97 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,757 and my body can't fight off infection right now. 98 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,280 Will you die? 99 00:06:10,315 --> 00:06:12,111 Worse. 100 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:17,354 I'll have to have a lot more surgeries and you'll have to take care of me for a lot longer. 101 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,310 This is not right. 102 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:23,437 After we change me, we should do some exercises. 103 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:27,069 You're enjoying this, aren't you? 104 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,517 Seeing me miserable. 105 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:33,559 It's the only silver lining on a very dark cloud. 106 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:44,236 I'm looking for Roy Till. 107 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,359 Nancy Botwin. 108 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:51,077 - Am I in the right place? - Captain Till's been waiting for you. 109 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,153 - That's her. - Hey, is that her? 110 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,833 - Check it out. - Hey, isn't that Pete's wife? 111 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,712 I have questions. 112 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,556 - You do? - Sit. 113 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:24,078 I see you don't use the name Scottson. 114 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:26,071 Er, no. 115 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,109 Kids. Kids are Botwin. 116 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,671 Keeping it consistent. 117 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:34,877 You and Pete kept your marriage awful quiet. 118 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,793 - Yes, yes. - Why? 119 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,394 Do I need a lawyer? 120 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:45,473 Frankly, I'm a little surprised you didn't come clean to us about this sooner. 121 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,678 - Why's that? - So you could get 122 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,910 what you have coming to you. 123 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,033 Why don't we settle all this right now? 124 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,437 And "all this" would be? 125 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,273 Life insurance cheque, made out to Nancy Scottson. 126 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:03,918 Shouldn't be any trouble to cash 127 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,355 if you show the bank a copy of the marriage licence. 128 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:07,634 Also, forms to fill out, 129 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:11,156 so we can start sending you his pension cheques. 130 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,752 Oh. 131 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:18,116 - Look at that. - Things from Pete's desk. 132 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,715 That should close the book on all this. 133 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:25,360 Er, again, "all this"? 134 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:29,278 We don't know what Pete told you and what he didn't. 135 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:30,873 Frankly, we don't care. 136 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,269 What he was involved with when he died, 137 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:36,477 who he was involved with, it's all in the past. 138 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:40,394 We'd rather think the best of him. I'm sure you would, too. 139 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:44,393 - The best. - But should it not remain in the past, 140 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:48,595 well, that would seriously affect his pension. 141 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:52,115 Do you understand what I'm saying? 142 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,714 Yes. Completely, totally. 143 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,268 - That's all, Mrs. Scottson. - Botwin. 144 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:59,232 Mrs. Botwin. 145 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,358 God bless you. 146 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,758 My condolences. 147 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,509 You are the sun. You control it all. 148 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,830 If you don't keep a light schedule, seeds sprout 149 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:26,876 and reach for any source of light they find. 150 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,713 Not too different from humans, but that's another lecture. 151 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,234 Point is, you didn't put the grow light on a timer, 152 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:35,676 so these went toward my light, made them spindly. 153 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:39,478 These seeds were your responsibility. You fucked 'em up. 154 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:40,709 Sorry. 155 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:46,552 - Things OK at home? - Are they ever? 156 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:48,508 Mom OK? 157 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,636 She's a tough read. 158 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,033 Yeah, I know. 159 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,710 And what happened here? 160 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,394 Brown spots, yellowing, moving upward. 161 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:05,834 Think. 162 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:10,358 - Nitrogen deficiency? - And what do you do? 163 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,314 Add a solution with a high N rating, 164 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:16,039 like Advanced Nutrients' Connoisseur? 165 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,031 - That's right. - Ha! 166 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,509 Ha, my ass, you plant killing motherfucker. 167 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,114 You should have got it right the first time. Pay attention. 168 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,998 No one is going to take care of you in life, Silas. 169 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,991 Learn and grow. 170 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,149 Move! 171 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:33,271 Save those plants! That's money out of my pocket! 172 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,911 Oh, shit, that reminds me. 173 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:43,396 It's from my mom. She wants more stuff. 174 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:46,313 Yo, it just slipped your mind that there's thousands of dollars 175 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,356 in your fucking backpack? Jesus. 176 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,954 Oh, damn. I also forgot there's a diamond up my ass. 177 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,632 - You want it? - You know what? 178 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,837 Take care of my plants before you find a foot up there. 179 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,480 - Tell your mom I said hi. - Yeah. 180 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,548 Hey. Tell her, all right? 181 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,154 Sure. 182 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,593 Let me get this straight. 183 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,911 You say we're going to the Apple Store, but instead, you bring me here 184 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,036 and force me to play with Peter's asshole son 185 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,714 so you can hang out with his ex-wife? 186 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,677 Do I have this right? 187 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:21,673 - Er, yeah. - So not cool. 188 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,432 I'm not proud. 189 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,112 You owe me. 190 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,792 It might be fun. 191 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:30,313 Fine. Debt owed. Let's go. 192 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:36,797 - You think that's funny, dickbag? - That's not even a word, dildock. 193 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:40,350 - I'm not sure this was such a good idea. - They'll be fine. 194 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:44,397 Er, blue raspberry or cherry? 195 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:45,833 - Cherry. - Wait a minute. 196 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,672 Think you owe me some money. 197 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,318 Oh, how much? 198 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:52,119 $119,000. 199 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,948 - I was gonna tell you. - You married him? 200 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,792 Married. Did that just slip your mind? 201 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:04,031 - How do you fit that into a conversation? - "Guess what, Val? 202 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:07,280 "Before you go down to the DEA's office and make an ass of yourself, 203 00:12:07,315 --> 00:12:09,157 "let me tell you Peter and I were married." 204 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:12,556 - There. Pretty simple. - It was a drunken weekend. 205 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:17,156 Completely stupid, only-on-nine-cosmos kind of thing. 206 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,998 - I thought we were friends. - We are. 207 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,071 Well, then, how about the fucking money? 208 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,116 I didn't even know I was getting any money. 209 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,749 Yeah, well, you got it. So give it to me. That's Tim's money. 210 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,991 I don't want the money. I'm giving you the money. 211 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,832 Look. Here. Take it. 212 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,112 Just putt, asshole. 213 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,997 It's made out to you. 214 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,395 I'll endorse it over. 215 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:45,678 You can't endorse a $119,000 cheque. I'm not stupid. 216 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,512 Let's go to the bank. 217 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,670 It's Sunday. Banks are closed. 218 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,955 Then we'll deposit it tomorrow. 219 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:55,635 I'll transfer it over, and you can declare it a gift. 220 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,153 It's not a gift. 221 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,955 I lived with that asshole for 11 years. I earned that. 222 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,952 OK. Bad choice of words. It's your money. 223 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,596 Give me a break already. 224 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,678 - You were gonna tell me? - Sure, eventually. 225 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,712 Putt now or die! 226 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,794 - Yes! Hole-in-one. - Your son is annoying. 227 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,155 Oh, glass-house-dwelling person. 228 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,999 You're right. I'm putting down the stone. 229 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,748 - You want the Slushie now? - That's OK. 230 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:37,709 Come on. The ugly, confronty part of the day is over. We're free to have treats now. 231 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,915 Why did you have to assume the worst? 232 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,558 I'm used to getting fucked. 233 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:45,677 Oh, get over it. Neither of us is getting fucked. 234 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,508 Poor us. 235 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,674 No shit. 236 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,279 Jeez, you ever hear of a phone? 237 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,794 Dana took the charger. I need $100,000. 238 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,519 Majestic is checking the books tomorrow. 239 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,991 I bought 10 more bricks. 240 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,753 "Putting it back in the business"? You remember? 241 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,796 Oh, God. Me in prison. 242 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,791 I'm way too long for those beds. 243 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,075 And the food. There is no sushi in prison. 244 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,674 - Unless you count dick. - OK, listen. 245 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:31,271 Why do you need $100,000 if we only took $50,000 for the initial buy? 246 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,715 - Did we take more than $50,000? - We took $50,000. 247 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,677 It was only a matter of time before we doubled up 248 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,911 so I took another $50,000 for my divorce lawyer and got laser eye surgery. 249 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,558 Recovered in a day. Fucking miracle. 250 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,677 Now I can read the tiny print they use for warning labels on pills. 251 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,752 Big pharma fucks us coming and going, Nance, and I'm going to prison. 252 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:50,310 I'm going to prison, while big pharma roams free. There is no justice. 253 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,789 Are you on some big pharma right now? 254 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:56,509 If I go to jail, will you come with me? I cannot do it alone. 255 00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:01,993 Oh, you're not gonna go to jail, Doug. I might have access to some money. 256 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:05,516 Have you been hoarding money from your accountant? That is not cool. 257 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,512 Doug, go upstairs, take a bath. 258 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,160 I suggest you try the bath bomb. 259 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:15,554 The carbonation's delightful. All right? We'll figure this out. 260 00:15:15,589 --> 00:15:19,829 - She never lets me use the tub, lucky. - I'm going to jail. 261 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,150 You're not going to jail, Doug. 262 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:26,280 I'm gonna have all kinds of cock shoved up my ass. 263 00:15:26,315 --> 00:15:28,748 I need to say something out loud. 264 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,718 I killed Peter. 265 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,757 Did you hear what I said? 266 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,751 Yeah, I heard you. You killed Peter. 267 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,758 We all knew that U-Turn story was bullshit. 268 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,789 I guessed poison. Was I right? 269 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,838 Silas thought you smothered him in his sleep. 270 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:59,356 Shane had some wild theory about you and a samurai. 271 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:02,432 My whole family thinks I'm a killer. 272 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:06,832 - You just said you killed him. - I didn't actually kill him or have him killed. 273 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,593 I'm saying that if he never met me, he'd still be alive. 274 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,591 Listen, 275 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,478 I taught Stephanie Cooper how to give head. 276 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,990 She died when a guy she was blowing 277 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:22,117 drove into a swamp. Doesn't mean I killed her. 278 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,834 It means I was a great teacher. 279 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,434 And he was a bad driver. 280 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,317 And the alligators were hungry. 281 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,676 I got Peter's life insurance and pension money. 282 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,990 - Jackpot. - No. 283 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,674 I promised it to Valerie and to Doug. 284 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,510 I don't know what to do. 285 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:45,718 If I don't give it to Doug, he goes to jail. If I don't give it to Valerie, I go to hell. 286 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,711 Jail comes before hell. 287 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,355 Or you could give it all to me. 288 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,275 Sullivan. 289 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,238 I'm not Sullivan. I'm the Easter Bunny. 290 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,557 You want your basket? 291 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:10,158 Just wait, wait, wait a minute. Just a sec. I want to freshen up. 292 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,798 Collect my eggs. 293 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,557 - Celia? - You make any noise, 294 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:25,791 so help me God, you will be sitting in that diaper 295 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,838 for a week. 296 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,710 Oh. 297 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,756 Mmm. 298 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,355 I'm so impressed by you. Your kindness. 299 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:55,070 Dropping everything to take care of a man you don't love, 300 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,276 because he has no one else. 301 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,158 - You are the most selfless woman. - I am. 302 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,115 - I'm wonderful. - Yes. 303 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,155 - You are. - No. 304 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,235 - Let's go to the bedroom. - No. 305 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,150 OK, fine. Fuck it. 306 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,310 Mm. 307 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,834 - What is that? - It's a dog. 308 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,114 - Dryer. - Woof! 309 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,832 OK, it's him. 310 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,512 - Come on. - He's in there? 311 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,398 He's safer there. Can't hurt himself. 312 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,755 - Woof! - Wait, where you going? 313 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:34,715 Woof! 314 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,594 Jesus. 315 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,832 Maybe we ought to take a little break, huh? 316 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:42,909 I'll call you. 317 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:48,232 Thanks for that, Celia. Doggy got a big bone. 318 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,917 Little close there, kiddo! 319 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:57,955 Over here! 320 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,474 - Still hating me. - He's very committed. 321 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,874 - What's this? - That? That is cash. 322 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,245 It's not $119,000 in cash. 323 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:14,273 - It's $4,500. - Where's my money? 324 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:17,397 I have the money. I just don't have it here. This is a down payment. 325 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,435 I knew it. 326 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,552 I had a little emergency. You're gonna have it back in a month. 327 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,232 This is a scam, right? 328 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,232 You don't understand. There's money coming in. 329 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,115 - No worries. - No worries? 330 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,713 I have cards maxed out. 331 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:35,349 I have creditors calling me. I can't make my rent. 332 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,273 I can't wait for money to come in. I need it now. 333 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,157 Jesus. Why are you in such bad shape? 334 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,430 I've spent all my cash on coke and man whores. 335 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:46,149 Why the hell do you think? I work a middle-class job in the Bush economy. 336 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,556 - Where's my fucking money? - It's fucking coming! 337 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,915 You spent it already, didn't you? 338 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,396 That was my money. 339 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:56,708 Fucked. 340 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,958 Fucked, fucked. 341 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,079 Not fucked. 342 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,590 Just fucked in the head. 343 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:10,633 Clearly not ready to listen, so I'm gonna go. 344 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,633 I'll call you. 345 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:23,917 - Mom, she took my ball! - Fuck your ball. She took our 100 grand. 346 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,359 First of all, Mr. Wilson, we would like to thank you for the T-shirts 347 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:32,752 that you brought us from the 2001 Agrestic 5K Thanksgiving Fun Run. 348 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,513 I drew that logo. The turkey with the sneakers. 349 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,431 That's quite a talent, Mr. Wilson. 350 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,398 However, we're here to discuss Agrestic's financial records, 351 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,948 - Not funny T-shirts. - Of course, Ann. 352 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:47,157 May I call you Ann? I'm getting divorced. 353 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,431 There seems to be an outstanding loan here, Councilman Doug, 354 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,909 made to a company called Aguatecture? 355 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,468 Yes. Yes, there is. And I have the repayment of that loan 356 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,755 right here in my back pocket. 357 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,245 - This is a post-dated personal check. - Yes. 358 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,238 - This is all highly unorthodox, Mr. Wilson. - Yes. 359 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,232 You're claiming this is repayment on the loan made to Aguatecture. 360 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,515 Yes. You see the memo line right there? 361 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,955 It says, "For Aguatecture." It's a great little business. 362 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:19,238 A socially responsible, minority-owned company that makes fountains shaped like houses. 363 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:23,757 Victorians, Tudors, even castles. Heart-warming story. 364 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:28,231 Hardscrabble, good people, invested with our hearts, and it paid off. 365 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,390 They're selling like bratwurst in Germany. 366 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,517 Praise the Lord. Hallelujah, with the grace of the God. 367 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,478 So be it, amen. Hm-mm. Oh, brother. 368 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,118 - Amen. - Amen. 369 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:42,113 My wife's a fountain freak. She'd love those. 370 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,918 Yeah, where can I get one? 371 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,072 I'll hook you all up. Fountains for everyone. At cost! 372 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,559 Thank you! 373 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,072 Crust, please. 374 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,673 Thank you. 375 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,154 - Where the fuck have you been? - I quit. 376 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,474 Bullshit. 377 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,518 Not bullshit. 378 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:01,317 - Look at how you treat me. - How I treat you? 379 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,753 I haven't had lunch. 380 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:06,435 I left three messages saying I wanted soup and a Cobb salad. 381 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,272 So, fire me instead. 382 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,036 But I like you. 383 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:16,557 You're a shitty assistant, but your skin's like milk, and you're almost as smart as I am. 384 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,790 If you make this easy for me, 385 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,710 let me steal all the office supplies I want, 386 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,519 we can do it on the table before I go. 387 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,556 You would have been a killer in business 388 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:29,074 if you hadn't pissed away your potential on the mommy track. 389 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,754 Yeah. I guess it wasn't meant to be. 390 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,232 Look at you, anal. 391 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:39,758 Shouldn't you just sweep everything off and ravage me like a real man? 392 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,678 I spent the whole day organising this shit. 393 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,358 - Bitch. - Oh, yeah. I'm bad. Punish me.