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Previously on Weeds...
- I'm making a buy.
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You come back with five figures,
and we'll do business.
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Any chance I could borrow $10,000?
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I know an accountant/councilman
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with access to a civic investment portfolio...
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Make it $50,000.
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Summer reading from Internal Affairs.
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It appears Pete was the brains behind
the skimming, extortion, wiretapping.
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Good thing for us he turned up
the way he did and we don't have to get honest.
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- How's Tim doing?
- How do you think? His father's dead.
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Are you free for dinner?
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- Who's your friend?
- Peter's ex-wife.
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Are you fucking insane?
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- I thought Dean was out of your life.
- He was.
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- Until the handitard drove off of a cliff.
- Is he going to be OK?
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The initial surgery was successful
but he'll need more.
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We are getting a divorce.
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- There's no one else but you.
- Oh, God.
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Sanjay, your territories are junior colleges...
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And gay bars and dance clubs.
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Tara's completely active in the Church.
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The Lord wants me to sell pot, Mrs Botwin.
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- Fine, you're in.
- Do I get a cell phone, too?
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- Yeah. Take Silas'.
- I'd like my phone back.
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I have other plans for you.
Teach him to grow.
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All right, Nancy. You want your boy
to be my bitch? He'll be my bitch.
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What we need is to redirect a small portion
of our sewage through your town.
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Shit highway could be our road to riches.
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- We need these votes.
- I'm thinking a golf membership.
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- Your membership's been revoked.
- What?
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God bless the new Majestic!
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- Holy shit!
- That's a lot of sewage.
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That motherfucker.
I'm gonna have him killed.
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Little boxes on the hillside
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♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky
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♪ Little boxes, little boxes
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♪ Little boxes all the same
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♪ There's a green one and a pink one
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♪ And a blue one and a yellow one
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♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
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♪ And they all look just the same
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♪ And the people in the houses
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♪ All go to the university
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♪ And they all get put in boxes
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♪ Little boxes all the same
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♪ And there's doctors and there's lawyers
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♪ And business executives
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♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
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♪ And they all look just the same ♪
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From the boys at Sigma Alpha Delta.
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Thank you, Sanjay.
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You may have another.
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- The youth pastor is a wake-and-baker.
- Holy smokes.
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Thank you.
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- Why is this all wet?
- Water park.
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That's $20,000.
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The way things are going,
I'll have the rest in a few days.
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- Why is this stack wet?
- Water park.
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All the money goes back
into the Agrestic account. No trails back to us.
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There's no more Agrestic, Nance.
No town. We're good.
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- Let's keep it.
- Doug.
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I might be a drug dealer,
but I'm no embezzler.
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Oh, no, we'll put it back. Eventually.
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Until they figure out which way is up,
we could use this capital to our advantage.
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Yeah. I'm not comfortable with this.
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Well, get comfortable.
Buy more drugs, sell more drugs.
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And then when we're crazy rich,
we can pay back Agrestic
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and buy corn dogs for all of Darfur.
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I'm not sure corn dogs are first up
on the wish list in Darfur.
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My point is, we need this capital
if we're gonna be the Weed-Mart
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of the San Fernando Valley.
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Homegrown Depot. Potco.
You need to trust me on this, Nancy.
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- I don't tell you how to move a brick.
- Fine.
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For now.
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Listen, Doug, a word of advice.
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Watch your back. Sullivan's on the warpath.
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I didn't do anything.
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So you had nothing to do
with that pipe exploding?
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- That was clearly an act of God.
- Well, tell God to watch his back.
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Nancy, don't anthropomorphise God.
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That sounds like fun.
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Tim and Shane together?
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We could give it a shot.
Yeah, I know where that is. Great.
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Terrific. All right.
We'll see you there. Bye, Val.
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You got a call.
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- From who?
- Roy Till.
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- I don't know Roy Till.
- Roy Till knew you.
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And what did Roy Till want?
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- I asked Roy Till that very question.
- Why are you making me work so hard for this?
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Because Captain Roy Till is with the DEA,
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because he wants you to come down
to his office as soon as possible,
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because he said you've probably
been expecting this call.
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That was my reaction.
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"The side effects may be urinary incontinence,
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migraine, fuzzy vision, rapid heartbeat,
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swollen limbs, depression, mania,
nocturnal psychosis, erectile dysfunction...
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Wake up.
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- Wake up.
- It's not a dream.
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Here's his feeding schedule.
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And the physical therapy exercises
are in the binder.
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- And you're gonna have to change his diaper.
- Stop speaking.
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Fine. Figure it out yourself.
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I have no memory of giving birth to you.
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None whatsoever.
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Oh!
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Oh...
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There is no God.
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You have to change my diaper
so I don't get a rash.
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Not gonna happen.
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I stood by you when you had cancer.
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Yeah, my cancer didn't stink.
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Celia, if I get a rash, it could get infected,
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and my body can't fight off infection right now.
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Will you die?
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Worse.
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I'll have to have a lot more surgeries and
you'll have to take care of me for a lot longer.
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This is not right.
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After we change me,
we should do some exercises.
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You're enjoying this, aren't you?
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Seeing me miserable.
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It's the only silver lining on a very dark cloud.
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I'm looking for Roy Till.
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Nancy Botwin.
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- Am I in the right place?
- Captain Till's been waiting for you.
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- That's her.
- Hey, is that her?
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- Check it out.
- Hey, isn't that Pete's wife?
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I have questions.
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- You do?
- Sit.
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I see you don't use the name Scottson.
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Er, no.
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Kids. Kids are Botwin.
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Keeping it consistent.
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You and Pete kept your marriage awful quiet.
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- Yes, yes.
- Why?
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Do I need a lawyer?
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Frankly, I'm a little surprised
you didn't come clean to us about this sooner.
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- Why's that?
- So you could get
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what you have coming to you.
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Why don't we settle all this right now?
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And "all this" would be?
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Life insurance cheque,
made out to Nancy Scottson.
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Shouldn't be any trouble to cash
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if you show the bank
a copy of the marriage licence.
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Also, forms to fill out,
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so we can start sending you
his pension cheques.
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Oh.
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- Look at that.
- Things from Pete's desk.
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That should close the book on all this.
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Er, again, "all this"?
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We don't know what Pete told you
and what he didn't.
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Frankly, we don't care.
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What he was involved with when he died,
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who he was involved with,
it's all in the past.
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We'd rather think the best of him.
I'm sure you would, too.
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- The best.
- But should it not remain in the past,
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well, that would seriously affect his pension.
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Do you understand what I'm saying?
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Yes. Completely, totally.
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- That's all, Mrs Scottson.
- Botwin.
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Mrs Botwin.
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God bless you.
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My condolences.
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You are the sun. You control it all.
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If you don't keep a light schedule,
seeds sprout
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and reach for any source of light they find.
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Not too different from humans,
but that's another lecture.
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Point is, you didn't put the grow light on a timer,
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so these went toward my light,
made them spindly.
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These seeds were your responsibility.
You fucked 'em up.
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Sorry.
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- Things OK at home?
- Are they ever?
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Mom OK?
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She's a tough read.
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Yeah, I know.
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And what happened here?
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Brown spots, yellowing, moving upward.
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Think.
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- Nitrogen deficiency?
- And what do you do?
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Add a solution with a high N rating,
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like Advanced Nutrients' Connoisseur?
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- That's right.
- Ha!
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Ha, my ass, you plant killing motherfucker.
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You should have got it right the first time.
Pay attention.
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No one is going to take care of you in life, Silas.
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Learn and grow.
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Move!
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Save those plants!
That's money out of my pocket!
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Oh, shit, that reminds me.
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It's from my mom.
She wants more stuff.
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Yo, it just slipped your mind
that there's thousands of dollars
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in your fucking backpack? Jesus.
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Oh, damn. I also forgot
there's a diamond up my ass.
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- You want it?
- You know what?
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Take care of my plants
before you find a foot up there.
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- Tell your mom I said hi.
- Yeah.
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Hey. Tell her, all right?
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Sure.
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Let me get this straight.
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You say we're going to the Apple Store,
but instead, you bring me here
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and force me to play
with Peter's asshole son
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so you can hang out with his ex-wife?
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Do I have this right?
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- Er, yeah.
- So not cool.
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I'm not proud.
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You owe me.
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It might be fun.
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Fine. Debt owed. Let's go.
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- You think that's funny, dickbag?
- That's not even a word, dildock.
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- I'm not sure this was such a good idea.
- They'll be fine.
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Er, blue raspberry or cherry?
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- Cherry.
- Wait a minute.
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Think you owe me some money.
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Oh, how much?
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$119,000.
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- I was gonna tell you.
- You married him?
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Married. Did that just slip your mind?
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- How do you fit that into a conversation?
- "Guess what, Val?
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"Before you go down to the DEA's office
and make an ass of yourself,
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"let me tell you Peter and I were married. "
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- There. Pretty simple.
- It was a drunken weekend.
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Completely stupid,
only-on-nine-cosmos kind of thing.
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- I thought we were friends.
- We are.
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Well, then, how about the fucking money?
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I didn't even know I was getting any money.
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Yeah, well, you got it. So give it to me.
That's Tim's money.
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I don't want the money.
I'm giving you the money.
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Look. Here. Take it.
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Just putt, asshole.
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It's made out to you.
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I'll endorse it over.
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You can't endorse a $119,000 cheque.
I'm not stupid.
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Let's go to the bank.
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It's Sunday. Banks are closed.
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Then we'll deposit it tomorrow.
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I'll transfer it over,
and you can declare it a gift.
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It's not a gift.
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I lived with that asshole for 11 years.
I earned that.
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OK. Bad choice of words.
It's your money.
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Give me a break already.
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- You were gonna tell me?
- Sure, eventually.
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Putt now or die!
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- Yes! Hole-in-one.
- Your son is annoying.
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Oh, glass-house-dwelling person.
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You're right. I'm putting down the stone.
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- You want the Slushie now?
- That's OK.
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00:14:07,256 --> 00:14:12,344
Come on. The ugly, confronty part of the day
is over. We're free to have treats now.
248
00:14:13,304 --> 00:14:15,681
Why did you have to assume the worst?
249
00:14:15,764 --> 00:14:17,391
I'm used to getting fucked.
250
00:14:17,474 --> 00:14:20,644
Oh, get over it.
Neither of us is getting fucked.
251
00:14:21,270 --> 00:14:22,563
Poor us.
252
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,815
No shit.
253
00:14:38,662 --> 00:14:40,039
Jeez, you ever hear of a phone?
254
00:14:40,122 --> 00:14:42,666
Dana took the charger. I need $100,000.
255
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:45,502
Majestic is checking the books tomorrow.
256
00:14:46,003 --> 00:14:48,088
I bought 10 more bricks.
257
00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:50,966
"Putting it back in the business"?
You remember?
258
00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:53,093
Oh, God. Me in prison.
259
00:14:53,177 --> 00:14:55,179
I'm way too long for those beds.
260
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,556
And the food. There is no sushi in prison.
261
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,267
- Unless you count dick.
- OK, listen.
262
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:08,192
Why do you need $100,000
if we only took $50,000 for the initial buy?
263
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,736
- Did we take more than $50,000?
- We took $50,000.
264
00:15:10,819 --> 00:15:12,780
It was only a matter of time
before we doubled up
265
00:15:12,863 --> 00:15:16,158
so I took another $50,000 for my divorce
lawyer and got laser eye surgery.
266
00:15:16,242 --> 00:15:17,868
Recovered in a day. Fucking miracle.
267
00:15:17,952 --> 00:15:21,121
Now I can read the tiny print
they use for warning labels on pills.
268
00:15:21,205 --> 00:15:24,333
Big pharma fucks us coming and going,
Nance, and I'm going to prison.
269
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:28,045
I'm going to prison, while big pharma
roams free. There is no justice.
270
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,631
Are you on some big pharma right now?
271
00:15:30,714 --> 00:15:34,510
If I go to jail, will you come with me?
I cannot do it alone.
272
00:15:34,593 --> 00:15:40,224
Oh, you're not gonna go to jail, Doug.
I might have access to some money.
273
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:43,894
Have you been hoarding money
from your accountant? That is not cool.
274
00:15:43,978 --> 00:15:47,022
Doug, go upstairs, take a bath.
275
00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:49,775
I suggest you try the bath bomb.
276
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:54,363
The carbonation's delightful. All right?
We'll figure this out.
277
00:15:54,405 --> 00:15:58,826
- She never lets me use the tub, lucky.
- I'm going to jail.
278
00:15:58,909 --> 00:16:01,245
You're not going to jail, Doug.
279
00:16:01,954 --> 00:16:05,541
I'm gonna have all kinds of cock
shoved up my ass.
280
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,127
I need to say something out loud.
281
00:16:10,629 --> 00:16:12,256
I killed Peter.
282
00:16:16,677 --> 00:16:18,554
Did you hear what I said?
283
00:16:18,637 --> 00:16:20,639
Yeah, I heard you. You killed Peter.
284
00:16:24,935 --> 00:16:27,938
We all knew that U-Turn story was bullshit.
285
00:16:29,648 --> 00:16:32,151
I guessed poison. Was I right?
286
00:16:33,277 --> 00:16:36,363
Silas thought you smothered him in his sleep.
287
00:16:36,447 --> 00:16:40,034
Shane had some wild theory
about you and a samurai.
288
00:16:40,117 --> 00:16:43,245
My whole family thinks I'm a killer.
289
00:16:43,329 --> 00:16:47,833
- You just said you killed him.
- I didn't actually kill him or have him killed.
290
00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:50,711
I'm saying that if he never met me,
he'd still be alive.
291
00:16:50,794 --> 00:16:52,796
Listen,
292
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,799
I taught Stephanie Cooper
how to give head.
293
00:16:56,967 --> 00:17:00,512
She died when a guy she was blowing
294
00:17:00,596 --> 00:17:03,766
drove into a swamp.
Doesn't mean I killed her.
295
00:17:04,058 --> 00:17:06,602
It means I was a great teacher.
296
00:17:06,685 --> 00:17:09,313
And he was a bad driver.
297
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,273
And the alligators were hungry.
298
00:17:11,357 --> 00:17:14,777
I got Peter's life insurance and pension money.
299
00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:17,196
- Jackpot.
- No.
300
00:17:17,279 --> 00:17:19,990
I promised it to Valerie and to Doug.
301
00:17:21,659 --> 00:17:23,994
I don't know what to do.
302
00:17:24,078 --> 00:17:28,374
If I don't give it to Doug, he goes to jail.
If I don't give it to Valerie, I go to hell.
303
00:17:28,457 --> 00:17:30,459
Jail comes before hell.
304
00:17:31,877 --> 00:17:34,255
Or you could give it all to me.
305
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,427
Sullivan.
306
00:17:40,511 --> 00:17:43,514
I'm not Sullivan. I'm the Easter Bunny.
307
00:17:45,099 --> 00:17:46,976
You want your basket?
308
00:17:49,395 --> 00:17:53,857
Just wait, wait, wait a minute. Just a sec.
I want to freshen up.
309
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:56,610
Collect my eggs.
310
00:18:03,534 --> 00:18:06,787
- Celia?
- You make any noise,
311
00:18:06,871 --> 00:18:10,165
so help me God,
you will be sitting in that diaper
312
00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:14,378
for a week.
313
00:18:24,513 --> 00:18:26,765
Oh.
314
00:18:26,849 --> 00:18:28,893
Mmm.
315
00:18:32,104 --> 00:18:35,774
I'm so impressed by you. Your kindness.
316
00:18:35,858 --> 00:18:40,696
Dropping everything to take care of a man
you don't love,
317
00:18:40,779 --> 00:18:42,990
because he has no one else.
318
00:18:46,118 --> 00:18:49,121
- You are the most selfless woman.
- I am.
319
00:18:49,747 --> 00:18:52,208
- I'm wonderful.
- Yes.
320
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:53,292
- You are.
- No.
321
00:18:55,085 --> 00:18:57,546
- Let's go to the bedroom.
- No.
322
00:18:59,465 --> 00:19:01,634
OK, fine. Fuck it.
323
00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:04,929
Mm.
324
00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:07,556
- What is that?
- It's a dog.
325
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,891
- Dryer.
- Woof!
326
00:19:09,975 --> 00:19:11,727
OK, it's him.
327
00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:13,479
- Come on.
- He's in there?
328
00:19:13,562 --> 00:19:16,482
He's safer there. Can't hurt himself.
329
00:19:16,565 --> 00:19:18,943
- Woof!
- Wait, where you going?
330
00:19:21,028 --> 00:19:22,029
Woof!
331
00:19:22,738 --> 00:19:23,989
Jesus.
332
00:19:26,325 --> 00:19:29,453
Maybe we ought to take a little break, huh?
333
00:19:29,537 --> 00:19:30,579
I'll call you.
334
00:19:32,915 --> 00:19:36,126
Thanks for that, Celia.
Doggy got a big bone.
335
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,177
Little close there, kiddo!
336
00:19:45,261 --> 00:19:46,262
Over here!
337
00:19:46,345 --> 00:19:48,889
- Still hating me.
- He's very committed.
338
00:19:53,978 --> 00:19:56,605
- What's this?
- That? That is cash.
339
00:19:56,689 --> 00:19:59,066
It's not $119,000 in cash.
340
00:19:59,108 --> 00:20:03,279
- It's $4,500.
- Where's my money?
341
00:20:03,362 --> 00:20:06,532
I have the money. I just don't have it here.
This is a down payment.
342
00:20:06,615 --> 00:20:07,616
I knew it.
343
00:20:08,868 --> 00:20:11,912
I had a little emergency.
You're gonna have it back in a month.
344
00:20:11,996 --> 00:20:13,664
This is a scam, right?
345
00:20:13,747 --> 00:20:16,792
You don't understand.
There's money coming in.
346
00:20:17,501 --> 00:20:19,795
- No worries.
- No worries?
347
00:20:19,879 --> 00:20:21,463
I have cards maxed out.
348
00:20:21,547 --> 00:20:25,259
I have creditors calling me.
I can't make my rent.
349
00:20:25,342 --> 00:20:28,304
I can't wait for money to come in.
I need it now.
350
00:20:28,387 --> 00:20:30,264
Jesus. Why are you in such bad shape?
351
00:20:30,389 --> 00:20:32,641
I've spent all my cash on coke and man whores.
352
00:20:32,725 --> 00:20:36,520
Why the hell do you think? I work
a middle-class job in the Bush economy.
353
00:20:36,645 --> 00:20:40,065
- Where's my fucking money?
- It's fucking coming!
354
00:20:40,149 --> 00:20:42,526
You spent it already, didn't you?
355
00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:45,112
That was my money.
356
00:20:46,238 --> 00:20:47,531
Fucked.
357
00:20:49,283 --> 00:20:50,910
Fucked, fucked.
358
00:20:52,703 --> 00:20:54,163
Not fucked.
359
00:20:54,538 --> 00:20:56,790
Just fucked in the head.
360
00:20:57,958 --> 00:21:02,046
Clearly not ready to listen,
so I'm gonna go.
361
00:21:04,715 --> 00:21:06,217
I'll call you.
362
00:21:11,347 --> 00:21:15,893
- Mom, she took my ball!
- Fuck your ball. She took our 100 grand.
363
00:21:17,686 --> 00:21:20,522
First of all, Mr Wilson,
we would like to thank you for the T-shirts
364
00:21:20,606 --> 00:21:25,110
that you brought us from the 2001
Agrestic 5K Thanksgiving Fun Run.
365
00:21:25,194 --> 00:21:27,988
I drew that logo.
The turkey with the sneakers.
366
00:21:29,031 --> 00:21:31,033
That's quite a talent, Mr Wilson.
367
00:21:31,116 --> 00:21:34,119
However, we're here to discuss
Agrestic's financial records,
368
00:21:34,203 --> 00:21:36,789
- not funny T-shirts.
- Of course, Ann.
369
00:21:36,956 --> 00:21:40,125
May I call you Ann? I'm getting divorced.
370
00:21:40,251 --> 00:21:43,546
There seems to be
an outstanding loan here, Councilman Doug,
371
00:21:43,629 --> 00:21:46,131
made to a company called Aguatecture?
372
00:21:46,215 --> 00:21:48,801
Yes. Yes, there is.
And I have the repayment of that loan
373
00:21:48,884 --> 00:21:51,178
right here in my back pocket.
374
00:21:55,641 --> 00:21:57,935
- This is a post-dated personal check.
- Yes.
375
00:21:57,977 --> 00:22:01,063
- This is all highly unorthodox, Mr Wilson.
- Yes.
376
00:22:01,146 --> 00:22:04,191
You're claiming this is repayment
on the loan made to Aguatecture.
377
00:22:04,275 --> 00:22:06,569
Yes. You see the memo line right there?
378
00:22:06,652 --> 00:22:09,113
It says, "For Aguatecture. "
It's a great little business.
379
00:22:09,196 --> 00:22:13,576
A socially responsible, minority-owned company
that makes fountains shaped like houses.
380
00:22:13,659 --> 00:22:18,289
Victorians, Tudors, even castles.
Heart-warming story.
381
00:22:18,372 --> 00:22:22,960
Hardscrabble, good people,
invested with our hearts, and it paid off.
382
00:22:23,043 --> 00:22:25,212
They're selling like bratwurst in Germany.
383
00:22:25,296 --> 00:22:28,465
Praise the Lord.
Hallelujah, with the grace of the God.
384
00:22:28,549 --> 00:22:31,552
So be it, amen. Hm-mm. Oh, brother.
385
00:22:31,635 --> 00:22:33,262
- Amen.
- Amen.
386
00:22:33,345 --> 00:22:37,433
My wife's a fountain freak.
She'd love those.
387
00:22:37,516 --> 00:22:39,310
Yeah, where can I get one?
388
00:22:39,393 --> 00:22:42,605
I'll hook you all up.
Fountains for everyone. At cost!
389
00:22:42,688 --> 00:22:44,148
Thank you!
390
00:22:52,239 --> 00:22:54,074
Crust, please.
391
00:23:31,862 --> 00:23:33,280
Thank you.
392
00:23:48,963 --> 00:23:51,507
- Where the fuck have you been?
- I quit.
393
00:23:51,632 --> 00:23:52,883
Bullshit.
394
00:23:54,426 --> 00:23:56,053
Not bullshit.
395
00:23:56,762 --> 00:24:00,015
- Look at how you treat me.
- How I treat you?
396
00:24:00,099 --> 00:24:01,517
I haven't had lunch.
397
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:05,354
I left three messages
saying I wanted soup and a Cobb salad.
398
00:24:05,437 --> 00:24:07,273
So, fire me instead.
399
00:24:09,066 --> 00:24:11,193
But I like you.
400
00:24:11,277 --> 00:24:15,906
You're a shitty assistant, but your skin's like milk,
and you're almost as smart as I am.
401
00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:18,242
If you make this easy for me,
402
00:24:18,951 --> 00:24:21,287
let me steal all the office supplies I want,
403
00:24:21,370 --> 00:24:24,206
we can do it on the table before I go.
404
00:24:24,290 --> 00:24:26,333
You would have been a killer in business
405
00:24:26,417 --> 00:24:28,961
if you hadn't pissed away your potential
on the mommy track.
406
00:24:29,044 --> 00:24:31,755
Yeah. I guess it wasn't meant to be.
407
00:24:33,632 --> 00:24:35,384
Look at you, anal.
408
00:24:35,718 --> 00:24:40,097
Shouldn't you just sweep everything off
and ravage me like a real man?
409
00:24:40,222 --> 00:24:43,142
I spent the whole day organising this shit.
410
00:24:48,063 --> 00:24:51,150
- Bitch.
- Oh, yeah. I'm bad. Punish me.
411
00:25:05,873 --> 00:25:08,250
♪ Everywhere I go
412
00:25:08,334 --> 00:25:10,669
♪ I see
413
00:25:10,753 --> 00:25:12,588
♪ A world designed
414
00:25:13,797 --> 00:25:16,175
♪ For you and me
415
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,638
♪ I always realise
416
00:25:20,721 --> 00:25:24,683
♪ With every new sunrise
417
00:25:24,767 --> 00:25:27,561
♪ That you are with me
418
00:25:27,645 --> 00:25:33,776
♪ Everywhere ♪
419
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,145
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