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So I don't know why anyone
would miss an episode of Glee,
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but here's what's been
happening in case you did:
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Quinn's parents found out
she's pregnant
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so they kicked her out.
I needed my mom.
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MERCEDES:
So it's decided.
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You move in with me.
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Jessie dropped Rachel
and McKinley
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and the New Directions and
he's back on Vocal Adrenaline
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which freaked everybody out
and convinced them they can't
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beat them at Regionals and if
they don't place at Regionals,
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the club is over,
which would be awful.
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And that's what you missed
on Glee.
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(indistinct chattering)
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Hey, buddy, see
you on Saturday.
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Wait. What?
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At Regionals.
Didn't you hear?
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I'm one of the judges.
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(school bell ringing)
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You cannot allow this to happen!
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It's out of my hands, William.
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I have no control over what
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the Show Choir Governing Board
says or does.
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Let me break it down
for you, Will.
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It's been decided
that this year's Regionals
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will be judged by celebrities.
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And I'm a celebrity
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now, William.
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Now I realize
my cultural
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ascendance only serves
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to illuminate
your own banality,
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but face it.
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I'm a legend. It's happened.
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Do you have any idea how hard
my kids have been working, Sue?
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I have to be honest, Will.
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I'm having
a really difficult time hearing
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anything you have
to say today because
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your hair looks like
a briar patch.
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I keep expecting racist
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animated Disney characters
to pop up
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and start singing songs
about living on the bayou.
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Principal Figgins,
I am begging you.
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Do not let her do this
to those kids.
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William, I resent
the implication
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that I don't
play by the rules.
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You leaked our set list
at Sectionals, Sue.
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I have no memory of that.
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I will not let you do this.
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We have worked ourselves
to the bone to get where we are.
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I'm sorry, Will,
but our arrangement stands.
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You must win or place
at Regionals,
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or I'm disbanding the club.
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If I were you,
I would spend
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less time complaining to me
and more time
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convincing Judge Sylvester here
that your New Directions
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have got the goods!
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Good luck with that, Will.
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(sighs)
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Sync By YesCool
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(heavy breathing)
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I can't do this.
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Yes, you can.
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Have another
wine cooler.
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I'm president
of the Celibacy Club.
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I took a vow.
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So did Santana and
Brittany, and I did them.
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What about Finn?
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He's your best friend.
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Come on. We're
in high school.
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You think either one of us
is going to give a damn
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about Finn in
three years?
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Life's just a bunch of
experiences, you know?
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You don't get a medal at the
finish line for being good.
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You just get dead.
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Okay, but you can't
tell anybody.
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I can't lose my rep.
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Our secret, baby.
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What about protection?
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I got it, trust me.
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This isn't just
another hookup for me.
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(sighs)
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Tell me one more time.
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You're not fat.
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WILL:
Quinn?
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Quinn?
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Are you all right?
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It's been a long year.
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Yeah.
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Oh, you need some help
with those plates?
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I'm not due for a month.
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Think I can handle
a stack of plates.
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Right. I'm...
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Yeah.
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No one wants any pizza?
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All right, well, uh,
let's get started.
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Thank you for coming
to the first
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annual New Directions'
Regionals'
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set list nominations party.
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What's the point, Mr. Shue?
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Coach Sylvester's
one of the judges.
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She's gonna crush us.
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Artie, you don't know that.
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Yes, we do.
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She told us at
Cheerios practice.
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Yeah, she said,
"I'm going to crush Glee Club."
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PUCK:
A whole freaking year.
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All that hard work for nothing.
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(cries and sniffles)
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I'm sorry.
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(crying)
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I just really love you guys.
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You know how many
Facebook friends I had
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before I joined
Glee Club?
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Two. My parents.
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Rachel was right.
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Being a part
of something special--
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it made me special.
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I just can't
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believe it's going to be over
in a week.
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Wait. Who says
it's going to be over?
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Please. You think
Puck and Santana
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are going to
even acknowledge
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my existence
once we're not
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in Glee Club together anymore?
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She has a point.
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Mr. Schuester?
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Do you think instead
of nominating songs,
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we can just...
all go around the room
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and talk about things
that we loved about
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Glee Club this year?
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WILL: It took everything I had
not to cry.
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It's like they've all walked
a thousand miles
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just to get punched
in the stomach.
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What exactly are you looking for
from me here?
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(sighs)
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Some guidance.
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Do you remember
when you were going
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to quit teaching and
become an accountant,
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and I showed you that video of
yourself singing at Nationals,
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and you said that that was the
happiest moment of your life?
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Do you remember why?
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Because I loved
what I was doing.
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And isn't that
what you've been drilling
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into their heads all year?
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That that feeling
is way more important
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than winning or losing?
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(laughs)
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I miss you.
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I'm seeing someone.
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What?
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His-his name's Carl.
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Carl... Howell.
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He's my dentist.
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He's always been very
impressed with my oral hygiene,
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and the last time I was
there, he was showing me
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the machines that they use
to sterilize their tools,
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and he asked me out.
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We've been going out
every night since then.
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You two haven't...?
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Sorry. I'm-I'm sorry.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no, that's... No.
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It's fine.
That's fine.
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(clears throat)
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(sighs)
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I just feel like
you and I had our shot, Will.
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Thanks for the help.
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Um, no, by the way.
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We haven't.
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(loud rock music plays)
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♪ Up and down the boulevard ♪
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♪ Their shadows ♪
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♪ Searching in the night ♪
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♪ Streetlights, people ♪
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♪ Living just to find emotion ♪
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♪ Hiding somewhere ♪
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♪ In the night. ♪
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(bell rings)
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Hey! We need to talk.
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We had a chance of
keeping it together
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at Mr. Shue's until
you decided to bail.
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You're our leader, Rachel.
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The way you're on everyone
all the time is annoying, but
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it's also what keeps
the club motivated.
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You and I are
going to fix this.
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We're going to Regionals, and
we're going to win this thing.
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(bell ringing)
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RACHEL:
Mr. Schuester, Finn and I
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have something
we want to say to you.
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Me first. Have a seat.
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(clears throat)
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Nine months ago,
there were five of you in here.
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And we sucked.
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I mean, we really sucked.
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Bad. (laughs)
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One day, all of you are going
to be gone.
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And all of
this, all of us
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will be nothing
but a hazy memory.
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It will take you a second
to remember everyone's name.
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Someone will have to remind you
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of the songs we sung, the solos
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you got or didn't get.
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Life only
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really has one beginning
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and one end,
and the rest is just
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a whole lot of middle.
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And I love you guys too much
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to let you not make the most
of it.
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Now, I was going
to quit once,
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but you guys brought me back
with "Don't Stop Believing."
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It was a nine,
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but we are going
to make it a ten.
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We're doing "Don't
Stop" at Regionals?
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And then some.
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We are doing a Journey medley.
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Because who cares what
happens when we get there
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when the getting there
has been so much fun?
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Rachel?
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You had something
you wanted to say?
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Just that we're all really glad
you didn't become an accountant.
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Regionals,
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here we come!
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And now, our panel of judges.
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He's an international
musical sensation,
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a platinum recording artist
20 times over,
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the inimitable Mr. Josh Groban!
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(applause and cheering)
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She's a four-time Grammy winner
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who starred
in the highest-grossing
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movie musical of all time,
Ms. Olivia Newton-John!
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(cheering)
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He's a two-time local
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Emmy winner
and broadcasting icon,
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WOHN news anchor Rod Remington!
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(cheering)
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She is fresh off
her fifth consecutive
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National Cheerleading Title
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and author of the
soon-to-be-published memoir,
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I'm A Winner and You're Fat,
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Ohio's home-grown iconoclast,
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Coach Sue Sylvester!
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(cheering)
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And now, our first performance
of the evening,
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from Westvale High
in scenic Fort Wayne, Indiana,
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Aural Intensity!
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(applause and cheering)
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(over speaker):
* You raise me up... *
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♪ You have to believe
we are magic... ♪
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A mash up of Olivia Newton-John
and Josh Groban.
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Are you kidding me?!
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Somebody tipped them off
about the judges.
Guys, we can't
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get distracted by what
the other teams are doing.
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We just got to keep our heads
in the game and focus.
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Even though we know
we can't win?
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Yes.
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(turns music off)
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If this is only about
winning for you guys,
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then I owe you all an apology,
because I've failed you.
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And we should
just all go home,
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because it means
we've already lost.
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Besides,
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we have got something
that the other groups don't.
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ARTIE:
What?
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Finn's dancing.
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(laughter)
Right?
Come on.
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Now let's get out there.
We got two minutes.
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Aural Intensity's
almost finished.
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Bring it in.
Come on. Come on.
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(whooping)
Let's go, go, go,
go, go and...
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ALL:
Whoa!
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(sighs)
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Break a leg.
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I love you.
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ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and Gentleman,
our second competitors,
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winner
of the Central Ohio Sectional,
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McKinley High's New Directions!
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(applause and cheering)
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(piano plays intro
to Journey's "Faithfully")
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♪ Highway run ♪
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♪ Into the midnight sun ♪
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♪ Wheels go round and round ♪
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♪ You're on my mind ♪
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♪ Restless hearts ♪
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♪ Sleep alone tonight ♪
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♪ Sending all my love ♪
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♪ Along the wire ♪
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BOTH:
* They say that the road ain't
no place to start a family *
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♪ Right down the line
it's been you and me ♪
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♪ And loving a music man
ain't always ♪
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♪ What it'supposed to be ♪
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RACHEL:
* Oh, boy *
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♪ You stand by me ♪
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BOTH:
* I'm forever yours *
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♪ Faithfully ♪
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(applause and cheering)
* Oh, oh, oh, oh *
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♪ Faithfully ♪
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* Oh, oh, oh, oh *
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* I'm still yours... *
* Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh *
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♪ I'm still yours... ♪
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* Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh *
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* Oh, oh, oh, oh *
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♪ I'm still yours... ♪
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♪ Faithfully. ♪
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(applause and cheering)
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♪ Any way you want it,
that's the way you need it ♪
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♪ Any way you want it ♪
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♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh ♪
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FINN:
* She loves to laugh *
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♪ She loves to sing ♪
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* Ba da *
* She does everything *
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* Ba da *
* She loves to move *
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* Ba da, ba da *
* She loves to groove *
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FINN AND RACHEL:
* She loves the lovin' things *
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♪ It won't be long, yeah ♪
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♪ Till you're alone ♪
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* When you lover *
* Lover *
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* Oh, he hasn't come home *
* Ooh, oh-oh-oh *
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♪ 'Cause he's lovin' ♪
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* Lovin' *
* He's touchin' *
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* Touchin' *
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♪ He's squeezin' ♪
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♪ Another ♪
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* Another... *
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♪ Any way you want,
that's the way you need it ♪
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♪ Any way you want it ♪
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* Any way you want it *
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♪ She said,
"Any way you want it" ♪
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♪ "That's the way you need it" ♪
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♪ "Any way you want it" ♪
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* Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh *
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* I was alone *
* Ba da *
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* I never knew *
* Ba da *
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♪ What good love could do ♪
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* Ba da *
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FINN AND RACHEL:
* Ooh, then we touched *
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* Then we sang *
* Ba da *
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♪ About the lovin' things ♪
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* 'Cause he's lovin' *
* Lovin' *
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* He's touchin' *
* Touchin' *
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♪ He's squeezin' ♪
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* Another *
* Yeah, yeah... *
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♪ Any way you want it,
that's the way you need it ♪
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* Any way you want it *
* Any way you want it *
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♪ She said, "Any way you want
it, that's the way you need" ♪
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♪ "Any way you want it" ♪
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♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
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♪ Na, na-na, na, na-na ♪
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♪ Na, na-na, na, na ♪
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♪ Na, na-na, na, na-na ♪
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♪ Na, na-na, na-na ♪
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(instrumental interlude)
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♪ Any you want it,
that's the way you need it. ♪
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(song ends)
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(applause and cheering)
353
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,305
* Da, da, da, da *
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* Da, da, da, da *
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* Da, da, da, da *
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* Da, da, da, da *
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* Da, da, da, da... *
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♪ Just a small town girl ♪
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* Da, da, da... *
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♪ Living in a lonely world ♪
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* Da, da, da, da... *
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♪ She took the midnight train
going anywhere ♪
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* Da, da, da, da... *
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♪ Just a city boy ♪
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♪ Born and raised
in South Detroit ♪
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* Da, da, da, da... *
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♪ He took the midnight train
going anywhere ♪
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♪ Da, da ♪
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♪ A singer in a smoky room ♪
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♪ A smell of wine
and cheap perfume ♪
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♪ For a smile
they can share the night ♪
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♪ It goes on and on
and on and on ♪
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* Strangers, waiting *
* Da, da, da, da *
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* Da, da *
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♪ Up and down the boulevard ♪
376
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♪ Their shadows
searching in the night ♪
377
00:17:01,536 --> 00:17:04,471
* Da, da *
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00:17:04,539 --> 00:17:07,508
♪ Streetlight, people ♪
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00:17:07,576 --> 00:17:09,043
* Da, da *
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♪ Living just to find emotion ♪
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♪ Hiding somewhere ♪
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00:17:14,883 --> 00:17:19,653
♪ In the night ♪
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00:17:19,721 --> 00:17:22,089
(cheering,
instrumental interlude)
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00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:26,827
♪ Don't stop... ♪
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00:17:26,895 --> 00:17:31,465
♪ Don't stop believin' ♪
386
00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:34,468
♪ Hold on to that feeling ♪
387
00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:38,539
♪ Streetlight, people ♪
388
00:17:38,607 --> 00:17:41,842
♪ Whoa... ♪
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♪ Don't stop. ♪
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00:17:44,212 --> 00:17:45,446
(song ends)
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(audience cheering wildly)
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00:17:53,622 --> 00:17:54,555
That was
awesome!
(whoops)
393
00:17:54,623 --> 00:17:56,290
Oh, my God!
(Finn laughs)
394
00:17:56,358 --> 00:17:58,125
We've got second place
in the bag.
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00:17:58,193 --> 00:18:00,027
Screw that. We are
going to win this!
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00:18:02,197 --> 00:18:04,865
Quinney?
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00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:07,635
Mom.
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00:18:09,204 --> 00:18:10,504
What are you doing here?
399
00:18:10,572 --> 00:18:11,772
Is Dad okay...?
400
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,807
I came to hear you sing.
401
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,277
You were wonderful.
402
00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:18,679
I'm-I'm so sorry I missed
403
00:18:18,747 --> 00:18:22,516
all the other times you
performed. Were there a lot?
404
00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:23,851
I left your father.
405
00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:27,655
Well, I-I... kicked
m out, actually.
406
00:18:27,722 --> 00:18:29,657
He was having an affair
407
00:18:29,724 --> 00:18:32,726
with some, uh...
tattooed freak.
408
00:18:35,597 --> 00:18:37,097
Quinney,
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00:18:37,165 --> 00:18:39,867
I want you to
come home with me.
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00:18:39,934 --> 00:18:42,703
I can turn the guest
room into a nursery.
411
00:18:42,771 --> 00:18:45,005
Oh, sweetie,
say something.
412
00:18:47,175 --> 00:18:49,209
My water just broke.
413
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:58,496
? is This real? ?
* Is this just fantasy? *
414
00:18:58,564 --> 00:19:01,632
♪ Caught in a landslide ♪
415
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:05,937
♪ No escape from reality ♪
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00:19:06,004 --> 00:19:08,973
♪ Open your eyes ♪
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00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:15,980
♪ Look up to the skies and see ♪
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00:19:16,048 --> 00:19:19,517
* I'm just a poor boy *
* Ooh *
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00:19:19,585 --> 00:19:22,153
* Ah *
* I need no sympathy *
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00:19:22,221 --> 00:19:26,657
* Because I'm easy come,
easy go *
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00:19:26,725 --> 00:19:29,861
* Little high, little low *
422
00:19:29,928 --> 00:19:36,634
♪ Any way the wind blows
doesn't really matter ♪
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00:19:36,702 --> 00:19:39,036
* To me *
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00:19:39,104 --> 00:19:42,940
♪ To me ♪
425
00:19:46,945 --> 00:19:49,614
♪ Mama ♪
426
00:19:49,681 --> 00:19:52,617
♪ Just killed a man ♪
427
00:19:52,684 --> 00:19:56,087
♪ Put a gun against his head ♪
428
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,355
♪ Pulled my trigger ♪
429
00:19:57,422 --> 00:20:00,791
(Quinn groaning)
* Now he's dead *
430
00:20:00,859 --> 00:20:02,660
♪ Mama ♪
Mom, it hurts so bad!
431
00:20:02,728 --> 00:20:05,263
♪ Life had justegun... ♪
My daughter is
having a baby.
432
00:20:06,865 --> 00:20:09,066
♪ But now I've gone ♪
Uh, right
this way.
433
00:20:09,134 --> 00:20:11,168
♪ And thrown it all away ♪
434
00:20:11,236 --> 00:20:12,536
Wait! Wait!
435
00:20:12,604 --> 00:20:13,938
I want Mercedes with me, too.
436
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:16,340
♪ Mama ♪
437
00:20:16,408 --> 00:20:20,311
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ♪
438
00:20:20,379 --> 00:20:23,547
♪ Didn't mean to make you cry ♪
439
00:20:23,615 --> 00:20:28,519
♪ If I'm not back again
this time tomorrow ♪
440
00:20:28,587 --> 00:20:32,023
♪ Carry on, carry on ♪
441
00:20:32,090 --> 00:20:37,261
♪ As if nothing really matters ♪
442
00:20:45,737 --> 00:20:48,873
♪ Too late ♪
443
00:20:48,941 --> 00:20:52,376
♪ My time has come ♪
444
00:20:52,444 --> 00:20:55,680
♪ Sends shivers down my spine ♪
445
00:20:55,747 --> 00:20:59,383
♪ Body's aching all the time ♪
446
00:20:59,451 --> 00:21:02,186
♪ Good-bye everybody ♪
447
00:21:02,254 --> 00:21:06,123
♪ I've got to go ♪
448
00:21:06,191 --> 00:21:12,563
♪ Got to leave you all behind
and face the truth ♪
449
00:21:12,631 --> 00:21:13,798
Mommy!
* Mama *
450
00:21:13,865 --> 00:21:16,067
(groaning)
451
00:21:16,134 --> 00:21:17,635
* Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh *
QUINN:
Ooh!
452
00:21:17,703 --> 00:21:19,804
* Any way the wind blows *
453
00:21:19,871 --> 00:21:22,673
(Quinn yells)
* I don't want to die *
454
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:26,344
♪ I sometimes wish
I'd never been born at all... ♪
455
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,946
(Quinn yells)
456
00:21:30,048 --> 00:21:32,516
(Quinn crying)
457
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,819
It's never coming, ever!
458
00:21:35,554 --> 00:21:37,555
Shut up!
459
00:21:38,790 --> 00:21:41,092
Ooh, you suck! You suck!
You suck! You suck!
460
00:21:41,159 --> 00:21:42,827
(instrumental interlude
featuring guitar)
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00:21:42,894 --> 00:21:44,695
(gasps)
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00:21:46,898 --> 00:21:48,699
(crying)
463
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,768
(Quinn yelling)
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00:21:50,836 --> 00:21:51,936
Come on, Quinney.
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00:21:52,004 --> 00:21:53,671
(yelling)
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00:21:57,009 --> 00:21:59,643
♪ I see a little silhouetto
of a man ♪
467
00:21:59,711 --> 00:22:03,180
♪ Scaramouche, scaramouche,
will you do the fandango? ♪
468
00:22:03,248 --> 00:22:04,749
♪ Thunderbolt and lightning ♪
469
00:22:04,816 --> 00:22:07,018
♪ Very very frightening me ♪
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00:22:07,085 --> 00:22:08,519
* Galileo *
* Galileo *
471
00:22:08,587 --> 00:22:10,388
* Galileo *
* Galileo *
472
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:11,922
♪ Galileo figaro ♪
473
00:22:11,990 --> 00:22:14,425
* Magnifico *
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00:22:14,493 --> 00:22:16,827
♪ I'm just a poor boy,
nobody loves me ♪
475
00:22:16,895 --> 00:22:20,498
* He's just a poor boy
from a poor family *
476
00:22:20,565 --> 00:22:22,700
* Spare him his life
from this monstrosity *
477
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:27,405
♪ Easy come, easy go,
will you let me go? ♪
478
00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:28,839
* Bismillah! *
479
00:22:28,907 --> 00:22:30,141
* No! We will not let you go *
480
00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:31,909
Let me go!
* Let him go *
481
00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:33,778
* Bismillah!
We will not let you go! *
482
00:22:33,845 --> 00:22:34,578
Let me go!
* Let him go! *
483
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:35,980
♪ Bismillah! ♪
484
00:22:36,048 --> 00:22:37,882
* We will not let you go *
Let me go!
485
00:22:37,949 --> 00:22:39,216
* Will not let you go,
let me go *
486
00:22:39,284 --> 00:22:40,684
* Will not let you go,
let him go *
487
00:22:40,752 --> 00:22:42,453
* Oh, oh, oh *
488
00:22:42,521 --> 00:22:45,122
No! No! No! No! No! No!
* No! No! No! No! No! No! *
489
00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:46,290
Okay, she's crowning!
* Oh, mama mia, mama mia *
490
00:22:46,358 --> 00:22:48,359
♪ Mama mia, let me go ♪
Push, baby.
491
00:22:48,427 --> 00:22:51,128
♪ Beelzebub has a devil
put aside ♪
492
00:22:51,196 --> 00:22:52,930
Come on, Quinn, push.
* For me *
493
00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:54,632
♪ For me ♪
(screaming)
494
00:22:54,699 --> 00:22:55,533
♪ For me! ♪
495
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,935
(screaming)
496
00:23:05,710 --> 00:23:10,581
♪ So you think you can stone me
and spit in my eye ♪
497
00:23:12,084 --> 00:23:16,520
♪ So you think you can love me
and leave me to die ♪
498
00:23:16,588 --> 00:23:19,990
♪ Oh, baby ♪
499
00:23:20,058 --> 00:23:23,828
♪ Can't do this to me, baby ♪
500
00:23:23,895 --> 00:23:28,532
♪ Just gotta get out, just
gotta get right out of here ♪
501
00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:50,221
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
502
00:23:50,288 --> 00:23:53,624
♪ Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah ♪
503
00:24:01,967 --> 00:24:05,736
♪ Nothing really matters ♪
504
00:24:05,804 --> 00:24:09,306
♪ Anyone can see ♪
505
00:24:09,374 --> 00:24:12,977
♪ Nothing really matters ♪
506
00:24:13,044 --> 00:24:16,914
♪ Nothing really
matters ♪
507
00:24:16,982 --> 00:24:21,986
♪ To me ♪
508
00:24:32,831 --> 00:24:39,737
♪ Any way the wind blows. ♪
509
00:24:41,006 --> 00:24:43,007
Hi. Hi.
510
00:24:45,839 --> 00:24:47,639
Congratulations.
511
00:24:47,707 --> 00:24:49,975
Thanks, Rachel.
512
00:24:50,043 --> 00:24:51,610
But we beat you today.
513
00:24:51,678 --> 00:24:54,646
Jessie's a good
singer, but
514
00:24:54,714 --> 00:24:56,648
you and I both know
he doesn't have much heart.
515
00:24:56,716 --> 00:24:59,451
Vocal Adrenaline's best
days are behind it.
516
00:24:59,519 --> 00:25:01,520
So I have a proposition for you.
517
00:25:02,522 --> 00:25:04,390
Come teach at McKinley.
518
00:25:04,457 --> 00:25:05,557
Excuse me?
519
00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:08,494
You and-and Mr. Schuester
could be co-directors.
520
00:25:08,561 --> 00:25:10,562
We'd be unstoppable.
521
00:25:12,132 --> 00:25:14,700
There's so much
that you can teach me.
522
00:25:16,236 --> 00:25:18,804
So much only you can teach me.
523
00:25:18,872 --> 00:25:22,641
Oh, Rachel, I can't do this anymore.
524
00:25:22,709 --> 00:25:24,543
I'm tired
of coaching glee club.
525
00:25:24,611 --> 00:25:25,911
I want a life.
526
00:25:25,979 --> 00:25:27,913
It took meeting
you to realize
527
00:25:27,981 --> 00:25:30,349
all the stuff that
I missed out on.
528
00:25:30,417 --> 00:25:32,217
I need some
balance, you know?
529
00:25:32,285 --> 00:25:35,387
I need a house
and a garden
530
00:25:35,455 --> 00:25:37,222
and a dog, a f...
531
00:25:37,290 --> 00:25:39,625
family.
532
00:25:42,028 --> 00:25:44,763
I missed out on
my chance with you,
533
00:25:44,831 --> 00:25:46,632
and it kills me.
534
00:25:46,699 --> 00:25:48,133
And I can't
let that happen again.
535
00:25:54,808 --> 00:25:56,408
Where's the rest
of your team?
536
00:25:56,476 --> 00:25:58,777
They're, uh...
they're at the hospital.
537
00:25:58,845 --> 00:26:00,946
Quinn had her baby.
Is she okay?
538
00:26:01,014 --> 00:26:02,414
Yeah, she's fine.
539
00:26:02,482 --> 00:26:04,149
It was, um...
540
00:26:04,217 --> 00:26:06,952
It's a beautiful baby girl.
541
00:26:09,856 --> 00:26:12,691
Newton-John?
You're dead to me.
542
00:26:12,759 --> 00:26:15,227
Remington, Horsey, have
a seat and listen up.
543
00:26:15,295 --> 00:26:16,395
I don't care
who comes in first,
544
00:26:16,463 --> 00:26:18,797
I don't care who places
send, but I have
545
00:26:18,865 --> 00:26:20,833
a very strong opinion
about who comes in third.
546
00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:22,000
Sue, if I may.
547
00:26:22,669 --> 00:26:24,303
That "Bohemian Rhapsody"
548
00:26:24,370 --> 00:26:28,507
had me a-movin' and a-shakin',
and I'm talking old school.
549
00:26:28,575 --> 00:26:30,642
You know, I partied with
Freddy Mercury back in the '70s,
550
00:26:30,710 --> 00:26:34,246
and I partied... hard,
if you know what I mean.
551
00:26:34,314 --> 00:26:37,249
Back then, people weren't
so obsessed with labels.
552
00:26:37,317 --> 00:26:38,617
I, for one, was offended
553
00:26:38,685 --> 00:26:41,086
that only one of the groups
chose to honor me in song.
554
00:26:41,154 --> 00:26:43,088
I think
Aural Intensity should win.
555
00:26:43,156 --> 00:26:44,723
Yes.
556
00:26:44,791 --> 00:26:47,659
Two questions.
One: Are you single?
557
00:26:47,727 --> 00:26:51,296
And two: How about
those New Directions?
558
00:26:51,364 --> 00:26:54,566
I liked them. I thought
they had a lot of... heart.
559
00:26:54,634 --> 00:26:56,702
Heart? Oh, please.
560
00:26:56,769 --> 00:26:58,971
Talk about blatant tokenism.
561
00:26:59,038 --> 00:27:02,641
That whole "We're inspiring,
we're a ragtag
562
00:27:02,709 --> 00:27:05,177
bunch of misfits" thing
is so 2009.
563
00:27:05,245 --> 00:27:07,513
I couldn't agree more.
Let's vote.
564
00:27:07,580 --> 00:27:09,181
The production values
simply weren't there.
565
00:27:09,249 --> 00:27:11,250
Couldn't they afford
better costumes?
566
00:27:11,317 --> 00:27:13,252
Are they a poor
person school?
567
00:27:13,319 --> 00:27:15,254
GROBAN:
I thought that brunette
had an amazing voice.
568
00:27:15,321 --> 00:27:16,822
Brunettes have no place
569
00:27:16,890 --> 00:27:17,890
in show business.
570
00:27:17,957 --> 00:27:20,158
Oh, come on.
They're just kids.
571
00:27:20,226 --> 00:27:22,227
That's no excuse.
By the time I was 14,
572
00:27:22,295 --> 00:27:23,695
I'd already
formed a band.
573
00:27:23,763 --> 00:27:25,430
When Josh Groban
was their age,
574
00:27:25,498 --> 00:27:27,766
he was already in The Mickey
Mouse Club or something.
575
00:27:27,834 --> 00:27:30,202
As the only educator here,
let me point out
576
00:27:30,270 --> 00:27:31,670
that not all kids are afforded
577
00:27:31,738 --> 00:27:33,372
the same opportunities
as others.
578
00:27:33,439 --> 00:27:35,674
Is that what you tell yourself
to get to sleep at night?
579
00:27:35,742 --> 00:27:40,212
Some people just simply
don't have talent.
580
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,648
You think you're a celebrity.
You're not.
581
00:27:42,715 --> 00:27:45,484
You just try hard.
That's about it.
582
00:27:45,552 --> 00:27:48,020
Olivia Newton-John
has a valid point here.
583
00:27:48,087 --> 00:27:49,621
You have a lot in common
584
00:27:49,689 --> 00:27:51,723
with those kids
at your school, Sue.
585
00:27:51,791 --> 00:27:55,227
Underachievers
with delusions of grandeur.
586
00:27:55,295 --> 00:27:57,195
Dagnabbit!
587
00:27:57,263 --> 00:27:59,598
Now even I have to admit,
I'm a little confused
588
00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:01,733
as to what Sue is doing
in this room.
589
00:28:01,801 --> 00:28:03,635
Wasn't the theme tonight
supposed to be celebrity judges?
590
00:28:03,703 --> 00:28:05,137
Kiss my ass, Josh Groban!
591
00:28:05,204 --> 00:28:07,406
I am a internationally-ranked
cheerleading coach!
592
00:28:07,473 --> 00:28:09,741
Who lives in Ohio.
When this is done
593
00:28:09,809 --> 00:28:13,579
today, Josh and I are flying
back to L.A. first class.
594
00:28:13,646 --> 00:28:15,347
You'll be staying here.
595
00:28:15,415 --> 00:28:17,015
Just like
those kids.
596
00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:18,684
I think we've all
made up our minds.
597
00:28:18,751 --> 00:28:20,452
Let's vote.
598
00:28:24,591 --> 00:28:26,258
(crowd chatter)
599
00:28:28,061 --> 00:28:30,362
(applause)
600
00:28:44,577 --> 00:28:45,744
(microphone feedback squeaks)
601
00:28:45,812 --> 00:28:47,746
Thank you all
for coming.
602
00:28:47,814 --> 00:28:49,715
As you all
know, glee club
603
00:28:49,782 --> 00:28:51,483
is such an
important...
604
00:28:51,551 --> 00:28:53,619
And I honestly can't
even finish that sentence.
605
00:28:53,686 --> 00:28:55,053
So let's just
get to it.
606
00:29:01,094 --> 00:29:05,464
The 2010 Midwest
Regional Runners-up
607
00:29:06,866 --> 00:29:09,034
from Fort
Wayne, Indiana,
608
00:29:09,102 --> 00:29:10,769
the not-at-all
stupidly-named
609
00:29:10,837 --> 00:29:12,204
Aural Intensity!
610
00:29:12,271 --> 00:29:15,007
(cheering and applause)
611
00:29:26,152 --> 00:29:27,953
SUE:
Very good.
612
00:29:28,021 --> 00:29:29,988
Mm-hmm.
613
00:29:33,226 --> 00:29:34,493
And now,
614
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:39,364
your 2010 Midwest Regional
Show Choir Champions
615
00:29:49,075 --> 00:29:51,009
Vocal Adrenaline!
616
00:29:51,077 --> 00:29:53,145
(screaming, applause
and cheering)
617
00:29:53,212 --> 00:29:56,948
(cheering fades to background,
piano plays gentle melody)
618
00:30:09,862 --> 00:30:12,030
(indistinct chanting)
619
00:30:19,505 --> 00:30:21,707
(cheering and applause)
620
00:30:26,045 --> 00:30:28,046
We didn't even place.
621
00:30:45,614 --> 00:30:47,615
Love.
She looks like you.
622
00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:51,219
Do you want to keep her?
623
00:30:51,286 --> 00:30:53,221
No.
624
00:30:53,288 --> 00:30:55,590
Do you?
625
00:30:57,793 --> 00:31:00,995
Did you love me?
626
00:31:01,964 --> 00:31:03,898
Yes.
627
00:31:03,966 --> 00:31:05,833
Especially now.
628
00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:19,981
Which one is yours?
629
00:31:22,217 --> 00:31:24,151
What are you doing here?
630
00:31:24,219 --> 00:31:26,888
I see her now.
631
00:31:26,955 --> 00:31:28,055
(laughs)
632
00:31:28,123 --> 00:31:30,124
She looks like you.
633
00:31:32,494 --> 00:31:33,961
Does she have a name?
634
00:31:34,029 --> 00:31:35,863
No.
635
00:31:35,931 --> 00:31:37,098
Beth.
636
00:31:37,165 --> 00:31:39,166
Pretty.
637
00:31:40,168 --> 00:31:41,736
I like that name.
638
00:31:41,803 --> 00:31:43,204
(school bell ringing)
639
00:31:43,272 --> 00:31:44,639
How do you even
call yourself a principal?
640
00:31:44,706 --> 00:31:46,274
Okay, this is...
this is it.
This is not...
641
00:31:46,341 --> 00:31:49,744
(overlapping shouting)
642
00:31:49,811 --> 00:31:52,346
(shouting continues)
643
00:31:54,049 --> 00:31:55,983
Emma?
644
00:31:56,051 --> 00:31:58,419
Emma?! What was
that about?
It's so unfair.
645
00:31:58,487 --> 00:32:00,855
Will, your kids
have worked so hard for this.
646
00:32:00,923 --> 00:32:03,691
Did you know he's already given
your choir room to the Mock UN?
647
00:32:03,759 --> 00:32:06,427
A deal's a deal.
We lost, Emma.
648
00:32:06,495 --> 00:32:07,595
Because Sue cheated!
649
00:32:07,663 --> 00:32:09,664
She cheated, Will,
and where do you think
650
00:32:09,731 --> 00:32:11,432
all that money's going?
It's going right
651
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,767
into her pockets.
We just...
652
00:32:12,834 --> 00:32:14,335
We can't let her win this one!
653
00:32:14,403 --> 00:32:17,004
How can you just stand there
and be so calm about this?
654
00:32:17,072 --> 00:32:18,773
How can you just give up
so easily?
655
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,241
I've tried, Emma,
656
00:32:20,309 --> 00:32:21,475
okay? It...
657
00:32:21,543 --> 00:32:22,576
It-It's over.
658
00:32:22,644 --> 00:32:23,811
No. No, it's never over.
659
00:32:23,879 --> 00:32:25,379
I don't care what anybody says.
660
00:32:25,447 --> 00:32:26,914
Some things are worth
fighting for.
661
00:32:26,982 --> 00:32:28,349
You mean
like the kids?
Yes, of course.
662
00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:30,051
Anything else?
No.
663
00:32:30,118 --> 00:32:32,353
No. This is about the glee club.
This is not about us.
664
00:32:32,421 --> 00:32:34,522
The hell it is.
665
00:32:34,589 --> 00:32:35,790
I love you, Emma.
666
00:32:35,857 --> 00:32:39,660
There, I finally said it.
667
00:32:39,728 --> 00:32:41,195
And you love me,
and dentist or no,
668
00:32:41,263 --> 00:32:43,164
this thing isn't over
between us.
669
00:32:49,271 --> 00:32:50,638
(sighs)
670
00:32:50,706 --> 00:32:52,306
RACHEL:
Mr. Schuester?
671
00:32:52,374 --> 00:32:53,674
Yeah.
672
00:32:53,742 --> 00:32:56,444
Can you please come
to the auditorium?
673
00:32:56,511 --> 00:32:57,745
Sure.
674
00:33:03,618 --> 00:33:06,420
So we have something
we need to say to you.
675
00:33:08,690 --> 00:33:09,924
In the beginning of this year,
676
00:33:09,992 --> 00:33:12,393
I was just another
football player.
677
00:33:14,396 --> 00:33:15,329
I had a stutter.
678
00:33:15,397 --> 00:33:17,565
I was a closeted diva.
679
00:33:17,632 --> 00:33:19,400
I used to be captain
of the Cheerios.
680
00:33:19,468 --> 00:33:21,369
I was afraid to dance
outside my room.
681
00:33:21,436 --> 00:33:23,037
I hated everyone in this club.
682
00:33:23,105 --> 00:33:24,205
So did I.
683
00:33:24,272 --> 00:33:26,540
I wasn't honest about who I was.
684
00:33:26,608 --> 00:33:29,310
I was tossing kids
into Dumpsters.
685
00:33:29,378 --> 00:33:31,846
I had never
kissed a girl before.
686
00:33:31,913 --> 00:33:33,914
And I was getting slushied.
687
00:33:36,018 --> 00:33:38,919
I didn't-I didn't
have a father.
688
00:33:40,455 --> 00:33:43,357
Someone I could look up to.
689
00:33:43,425 --> 00:33:45,426
Model myself after.
690
00:33:47,763 --> 00:33:51,098
Someone who could show me what
it really meant to be a man.
691
00:33:53,101 --> 00:33:56,771
We don't care
what the judges say.
692
00:33:56,838 --> 00:33:59,040
We won.
693
00:33:59,107 --> 00:34:00,708
Because we had you as a teacher.
694
00:34:00,776 --> 00:34:03,077
MERCEDES:
And Glee Club will never end,
695
00:34:03,145 --> 00:34:06,714
Mr. Shue, because...
696
00:34:06,782 --> 00:34:09,116
you are Glee Club.
697
00:34:10,952 --> 00:34:13,254
And you're in all of us now.
698
00:34:15,624 --> 00:34:18,592
("To Sir, With Love" playing)
699
00:34:25,467 --> 00:34:30,771
♪ Those schoolgirl days ♪
700
00:34:30,839 --> 00:34:33,207
♪ Of telling tales ♪
701
00:34:33,275 --> 00:34:37,912
♪ And biting nails are gone ♪
702
00:34:40,649 --> 00:34:45,186
♪ But in my mind ♪
703
00:34:45,253 --> 00:34:49,090
♪ I know they will ♪
704
00:34:49,157 --> 00:34:54,628
♪ Still live on and on ♪
705
00:34:54,696 --> 00:34:58,032
♪ But how do you thank someone ♪
706
00:34:58,100 --> 00:35:03,571
♪ Who has taken you
from crayons to perfume? ♪
707
00:35:03,638 --> 00:35:07,208
♪ Oh, it isn't easy ♪
708
00:35:07,275 --> 00:35:12,713
♪ But I'll try ♪
709
00:35:12,781 --> 00:35:17,518
♪ If you wanted the sky,
I would write across the sky ♪
710
00:35:17,586 --> 00:35:21,288
♪ In letters that would soar ♪
711
00:35:21,356 --> 00:35:24,892
♪ A thousand feet high ♪
712
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:31,565
♪ To Sir, with love ♪
713
00:35:33,668 --> 00:35:38,172
♪ The time has come ♪
714
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,608
♪ For closing books ♪
715
00:35:40,675 --> 00:35:45,846
♪ And long last looks must end ♪
716
00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:52,119
♪ And as I leave ♪
717
00:35:52,187 --> 00:35:56,257
♪ I know that I am leaving ♪
718
00:35:56,324 --> 00:36:00,161
♪ My best friend ♪
719
00:36:02,164 --> 00:36:05,599
♪ A friend who taught me
right from wrong ♪
720
00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:09,637
♪ And weak from strong,
that's a lot to learn ♪
721
00:36:11,706 --> 00:36:17,878
♪ What can I give you
in return? ♪
722
00:36:17,946 --> 00:36:21,582
♪ Oh, if you wanted the moon ♪
723
00:36:21,650 --> 00:36:24,885
♪ I would try to make a start ♪
724
00:36:24,953 --> 00:36:28,422
♪ But I would rather ♪
725
00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:32,126
♪ You let me give my heart ♪
726
00:36:32,194 --> 00:36:39,133
♪ To Sir, with love. ♪
727
00:37:02,275 --> 00:37:04,176
It's as barren as me
in here, Will.
728
00:37:06,379 --> 00:37:07,746
Moving on to greener pastures?
729
00:37:07,814 --> 00:37:09,815
Did you just come to gloat, Sue?
730
00:37:09,883 --> 00:37:10,983
Mostly.
731
00:37:11,051 --> 00:37:13,953
Well... congratulations.
732
00:37:14,020 --> 00:37:16,322
You got what you wanted.
733
00:37:16,389 --> 00:37:18,057
I should shake your hand.
734
00:37:18,125 --> 00:37:19,625
Not unless you got
some hand sanitizer.
735
00:37:19,693 --> 00:37:22,294
I've seen that car you drive;
I don't want to catch poor.
736
00:37:22,362 --> 00:37:24,363
Explain something to me.
737
00:37:24,431 --> 00:37:27,366
Maybe we weren't good enough yet
to beat Vocal Adrenaline-- fine.
738
00:37:27,434 --> 00:37:30,069
But we were so much better
than Aural Intensity.
739
00:37:30,137 --> 00:37:32,771
Oh, William, I can't reveal
how the voting went down.
740
00:37:32,839 --> 00:37:35,040
That would betray my sacred oath
as judge or something.
741
00:37:35,108 --> 00:37:36,642
The results
simply show
742
00:37:36,710 --> 00:37:38,377
the other clubs
to be more deserving.
743
00:37:38,445 --> 00:37:42,081
All I can say is
casting my vote was easy.
744
00:37:42,149 --> 00:37:44,450
It reflected exactly how I felt
in my heart
745
00:37:44,518 --> 00:37:46,485
about which team should win.
746
00:37:52,159 --> 00:37:53,859
Well, Sue, congratulations.
747
00:37:53,927 --> 00:37:56,929
You win.
748
00:37:56,997 --> 00:37:57,997
I lose.
749
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,602
The kids lose.
750
00:38:03,670 --> 00:38:05,871
I know you think
I'm heartless, Will,
751
00:38:05,939 --> 00:38:07,306
and you may
have a point.
752
00:38:07,374 --> 00:38:08,974
I spend large
segments of each day
753
00:38:09,042 --> 00:38:10,342
picturing you choking on food.
754
00:38:10,410 --> 00:38:11,777
And I recently contacted
755
00:38:11,845 --> 00:38:13,546
an exotic animal dealer
because I had
756
00:38:13,613 --> 00:38:14,947
a very satisfying dream
757
00:38:15,015 --> 00:38:17,516
that the two of us went to a
zoo, and I shoved your face
758
00:38:17,584 --> 00:38:19,285
into one of those pink
inflamed monkey butts
759
00:38:19,352 --> 00:38:20,686
that weeps lymph.
760
00:38:20,754 --> 00:38:23,622
And I know that you
think I'm a bad person
761
00:38:23,690 --> 00:38:27,026
because I remain unmoved by your
nattering of trite platitudes
762
00:38:27,093 --> 00:38:28,360
to your ill-shapen
students
763
00:38:28,428 --> 00:38:30,362
about how the human
condition can be improved
764
00:38:30,430 --> 00:38:32,531
by, yes, singing
about it.
765
00:38:32,599 --> 00:38:36,035
And I've proven that I can
wipe you and your Glee Club
766
00:38:36,102 --> 00:38:39,205
off the face of this earth.
767
00:38:39,272 --> 00:38:42,575
But what kind of a world
would that be, Will?
768
00:38:42,642 --> 00:38:44,877
A world where I couldn't
constantly ridicule your hair.
769
00:38:44,945 --> 00:38:48,080
World where I couldn't make
fun of you for tearing up
770
00:38:48,148 --> 00:38:50,316
more than Michael Landon
in a sweeps week's episode
771
00:38:50,383 --> 00:38:51,550
of Little House
on the Prairie.
772
00:38:51,618 --> 00:38:53,452
And you know
what, Will?
773
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,454
Sue Sylvester's not sure
774
00:38:55,522 --> 00:38:58,424
she wants to live in
that kind of world.
775
00:38:58,491 --> 00:39:00,259
So I had a little
talk with Figgins.
776
00:39:02,028 --> 00:39:03,462
Glee Club gets another year.
777
00:39:03,530 --> 00:39:05,164
I get what I want.
778
00:39:05,232 --> 00:39:06,298
Do you really not understand
779
00:39:06,366 --> 00:39:07,666
how this sexual
blackmail thing works?
780
00:39:07,734 --> 00:39:09,301
Enough, Sue!
781
00:39:09,369 --> 00:39:11,837
I will not be blackmailed
by you anymore!
782
00:39:11,905 --> 00:39:14,473
I will tell my wife
of our heated sexual congress
783
00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:16,308
before I will be
bullied by you again!
784
00:39:16,376 --> 00:39:19,612
One last chit, Figgy.
785
00:39:19,679 --> 00:39:22,715
Give the glee club another year,
and I won't mention us
786
00:39:22,782 --> 00:39:24,383
making the beast
with two backs again.
787
00:39:24,451 --> 00:39:25,818
Huh?
788
00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:28,554
We have another year?
789
00:39:28,622 --> 00:39:29,855
You're a good
teacher, Will.
790
00:39:29,923 --> 00:39:31,390
Now, I don't
like you so much.
791
00:39:31,458 --> 00:39:32,992
But I admire you
792
00:39:33,059 --> 00:39:34,660
and the work you're
doing with your kids.
793
00:39:34,728 --> 00:39:36,128
I really do.
794
00:39:38,231 --> 00:39:40,599
Bon chance, William.
795
00:39:40,667 --> 00:39:43,068
I relish the thought
of another full year
796
00:39:43,136 --> 00:39:44,670
of constantly besting you.
797
00:39:46,706 --> 00:39:50,242
You know, Sue, inside...
798
00:39:50,310 --> 00:39:51,877
you're a really good person.
799
00:39:51,945 --> 00:39:52,878
You have a heart.
800
00:39:52,946 --> 00:39:54,780
Okay, let go
of my hand.
801
00:39:54,848 --> 00:39:56,782
Hey...
802
00:39:56,850 --> 00:40:00,352
I appreciate what you're doing
for these kids.
803
00:40:00,420 --> 00:40:01,954
I won't forget it.
804
00:40:02,022 --> 00:40:04,890
And I'm seriously going
to puke in your mouth.
805
00:40:23,510 --> 00:40:24,543
We've got another year.
806
00:40:24,611 --> 00:40:26,445
(murmuring)
What?
807
00:40:26,513 --> 00:40:29,315
Come on, we got another year!
808
00:40:29,382 --> 00:40:30,316
(cheering)
809
00:40:30,383 --> 00:40:31,550
What?!
Oh, my God!
810
00:40:31,618 --> 00:40:34,520
(excited chatter)
811
00:40:34,587 --> 00:40:36,388
Yeah!
812
00:40:36,456 --> 00:40:37,923
Are you serious?!
813
00:40:38,725 --> 00:40:39,658
(laughs)
814
00:40:39,726 --> 00:40:40,826
(laughs):
Whoa!
815
00:40:40,894 --> 00:40:44,330
(excited chatter continues)
816
00:40:44,397 --> 00:40:47,366
Okay, you guys, I think this is
the perfect opportunity for us
817
00:40:47,434 --> 00:40:49,201
to start rehearsing for
next year's Sectionals
818
00:40:49,269 --> 00:40:50,502
immediately...
819
00:40:50,570 --> 00:40:51,704
Guys, you've all worked
really hard this year,
820
00:40:51,771 --> 00:40:53,172
and you deserve a break.
But I have ideas.
821
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:54,340
Take the summer off.
822
00:40:54,407 --> 00:40:55,908
Have some fun.
823
00:40:55,975 --> 00:40:59,244
Oh, but before you go,
I have something for you.
824
00:41:00,413 --> 00:41:01,714
You all sang for
me the other day,
825
00:41:01,781 --> 00:41:04,383
so today I'd like
to return the favor.
826
00:41:04,451 --> 00:41:05,684
Puck, if you're ready.
827
00:41:09,055 --> 00:41:11,056
(playing "Somewhere Over
the Rainbow")
828
00:41:11,124 --> 00:41:13,092
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
829
00:41:13,159 --> 00:41:15,961
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
830
00:41:17,030 --> 00:41:19,531
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
831
00:41:19,599 --> 00:41:22,000
♪ Somewhere ♪
832
00:41:22,068 --> 00:41:26,638
♪ Over the rainbow ♪
833
00:41:26,706 --> 00:41:30,442
♪ Way up high ♪
834
00:41:30,510 --> 00:41:36,515
♪ There's a land
that I dreamed of ♪
835
00:41:36,583 --> 00:41:44,623
♪ Once in a lullaby... ♪
836
00:41:44,691 --> 00:41:47,960
♪ Oh, somewhere ♪
837
00:41:48,027 --> 00:41:52,698
♪ Over the rainbow ♪
838
00:41:52,766 --> 00:41:55,234
♪ Skies are blue ♪
839
00:41:57,337 --> 00:42:03,375
♪ And the dreams
that you dare to dream ♪
840
00:42:03,443 --> 00:42:12,551
♪ Really do come true... ♪
841
00:42:12,619 --> 00:42:15,587
All the adoption papers
seem to be in order.
842
00:42:15,655 --> 00:42:19,158
But there's no name on
the birth certificate yet.
843
00:42:19,225 --> 00:42:20,826
It's Beth.
844
00:42:20,894 --> 00:42:24,797
♪ Oh, someday
I'll wish upon a star ♪
845
00:42:24,864 --> 00:42:27,800
♪ And wake up
where the clouds are far ♪
846
00:42:27,867 --> 00:42:32,905
♪ Behind me ♪
847
00:42:32,972 --> 00:42:36,175
♪ Where troubles melt
like lemon drops ♪
848
00:42:36,242 --> 00:42:38,844
♪ High above the chimney tops ♪
849
00:42:38,912 --> 00:42:41,847
♪ That's where ♪
850
00:42:41,915 --> 00:42:44,082
♪ You'll find me ♪
851
00:42:44,150 --> 00:42:48,153
♪ Oh, somewhere ♪
852
00:42:48,221 --> 00:42:52,191
♪ Over the rainbow ♪
853
00:42:52,258 --> 00:42:56,728
♪ Bluebirds fly ♪
854
00:42:56,796 --> 00:43:02,434
♪ Birds fly over the rainbow ♪
855
00:43:02,502 --> 00:43:07,673
♪ Why then, oh, why can't I? ♪
856
00:43:07,740 --> 00:43:12,740
♪ I... ♪
857
00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:17,000
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