1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:03,865 I don't know why anyone would miss an episode of Glee... 2 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:05,768 but here's what's been happening in case you did. 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,431 Quinn's parents found out she's pregnant, so they kicked her out. 4 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:11,739 - I needed my mom. - So it's decided-you move in with me. 5 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:13,779 Jesse dropped Rachel and McKinley and the New Directions... 6 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,815 and he's back on Vocal Adrenaline, which freaked everybody out... 7 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:17,611 and convinced them they can't beat 'em at regionals... 8 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:20,050 and if they don't place at regionals the club is over, which would be awful. 9 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,951 And that's what you missed on Glee. 10 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:34,229 - Hey, buddy, see ya on Saturday. - Wait-What? 11 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:37,292 At regionals. Didn't you hear? I'm one of the judges. 12 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:40,635 [School Bell Rings] 13 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:43,437 - You cannot allow this to happen! - It's out of my hands, William! 14 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:47,105 I have no control over what the show choir governing board says or does! 15 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:49,114 Let me break it down for you, Will. 16 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:52,174 It's been decided that this year's regionals will be judged by celebrities... 17 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:54,447 and I'm a celebrity now, William. 18 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:58,480 Now, I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. 19 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:01,652 But face it- I'm a legend. It's happened. 20 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,788 Do you have any idea how hard my kids have been working, Sue? 21 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:06,798 I have to be honest, Will. 22 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:11,098 I'm having a really difficult time hearing anything you have to say today... 23 00:01:11,171 --> 00:01:14,163 because your hair looks like a briar patch. 24 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,175 I keep expecting racist animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing songs... 25 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:19,143 about livin' on the bayou. 26 00:01:19,212 --> 00:01:22,773 Principal Figgins, I am begging you, do not let her do this to those kids. 27 00:01:22,849 --> 00:01:26,307 William, I resent the implication that I don't play by the rules. 28 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:29,446 - You leaked our set list at sectionals, Sue! - I have no memory of that. 29 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:33,356 I will not let you do this. We have worked ourselves to the bone to get where we are. 30 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:35,553 I'm sorry, Will, but our arrangement stands. 31 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:38,563 You must win or place at regionals, or I'm disbanding the club. 32 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:41,930 If I were you, I would spend less time complaining to me... 33 00:01:42,001 --> 00:01:45,960 and more time convincing Judge Sylvester that your New Directions have got the goods. 34 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:47,734 Good luck with that, Will. 35 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,941 [Moaning] 36 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:04,246 - I can't do this. - Yes, you can. 37 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:06,258 Have another wine cooler. 38 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:09,261 I'm president of the celibacy club. I took a vow. 39 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:12,264 So did Santana and Brittany, and I did them. 40 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:14,766 What about Finn? He's your best friend. 41 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:16,768 Come on. We're in high school. 42 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:20,431 You think either one of us is gonna give a damn about Finn in three years? 43 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:22,941 Life's just a bunch of experiences, you know. 44 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:25,603 You don't get a medal at the finish line for being good. 45 00:02:25,678 --> 00:02:28,112 You just get dead. 46 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:31,617 Okay, but you can't tell anybody. I can't lose my rep. 47 00:02:31,684 --> 00:02:34,175 Our secret, baby. 48 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:35,846 What about protection? 49 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:37,913 I got it. Trust me. 50 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:42,584 This isn't just another hook-up for me. 51 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:50,799 Tell me one more time. 52 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:53,031 - You're not fat. - [Will] Quinn. 53 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:56,371 Quinn. Are you all right? 54 00:02:58,811 --> 00:03:00,472 It's been a long year. 55 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:02,572 Yeah. 56 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:04,583 You need some help with those plates? 57 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:09,679 I'm not due for a month. Think I can handle a stack of plates. 58 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:12,122 Right. I'm-Yeah. 59 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:20,624 Nobody wants any pizza? 60 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:24,595 All right, well, uh, let's get started. 61 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:29,734 Thank you for coming to the 1 st annual New Directions regionals set list nominations party. 62 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:32,300 What's the point, Mr. Schue? 63 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:35,438 Coach Sylvester is one of the judges. She's gonna crush us. 64 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:37,449 Artie, you don't know that. 65 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:40,111 Yes, we do. She told us at Cheerios practice. 66 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:42,484 Yeah. She said, "I'm going to crush Glee Club." 67 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:45,820 A whole freaking year. All that hard work for nothing. 68 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,383 [Crying, Sniffling] 69 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,164 I'm sorry. 70 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,030 I just really love you guys. 71 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:58,593 You know how many Facebook friends I had before I joined Glee Club? 72 00:03:58,671 --> 00:04:01,538 Two. My parents. 73 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:04,475 Rachel was right. 74 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:07,138 Being part of something special... 75 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:10,880 it made me special. 76 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:14,386 [Sobbing] I just can't believe it's gonna be over in a week. 77 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:16,888 Wait. Who says it's gonna be over? 78 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:18,583 Please. 79 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:21,422 You think Puck and Santana are gonna even acknowledge my existence... 80 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:24,088 once we're not in Glee Club together anymore? 81 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:25,824 She has a point. 82 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:28,366 Mr. Schuester? [Sniffles] 83 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:32,632 Do you think instead of nominating songs, we can just... 84 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:38,007 all go around the room and talk about things that we loved about Glee Club this year? 85 00:04:38,077 --> 00:04:40,841 [Will] It took everything I had not to cry. 86 00:04:40,913 --> 00:04:45,680 It's like they've all walked a thousand miles just to get punched in the stomach. 87 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:49,051 What exactly are you looking for from me here? 88 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:53,189 [Sighs] Some guidance. 89 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:59,362 Do you remember when you were gonna quit teaching and become an accountant... 90 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:02,492 and I showed you that video of yourself singing at nationals... 91 00:05:02,568 --> 00:05:07,335 and you said that that was the happiest moment of your life? 92 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,500 Do you remember why? 93 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:13,236 Because I loved what I was doing. 94 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:17,147 And isn't that what you've been drilling into their heads all year... 95 00:05:17,216 --> 00:05:21,050 that that feeling is way more important than winning or losing? 96 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:27,349 I miss you. 97 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:31,219 I'm seeing someone. 98 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:35,299 - What? - H-His name is Carl. 99 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:38,132 Carl Howell. 100 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:42,140 He's my dentist. He's always been very impressed with my oral hygiene. 101 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:46,304 The last time I was there he was showing me the machines they use to sterilize their tools... 102 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,370 and he asked me out. 103 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:53,085 - We've been going out every night since then. - You two haven't... 104 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,784 - Sorry. L-I'm sorry. - No, that's... 105 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:59,825 No, it's fine. That's fine. [Clears Throat] 106 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:04,960 I just feel like you and I had our shot, Will. 107 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,022 Thanks for the help. 108 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,732 Um, no, by the way. 109 00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:13,396 We haven't. 110 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:20,804 [Door Closes] 111 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:25,681 ##[Radio: Steel Guitar] 112 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:29,085 ##[Continues] 113 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:31,350 ♪♪ [Speed Metal] 114 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:34,120 [Journey] ♪ Down the boulevard ♪ 115 00:06:34,193 --> 00:06:35,820 ♪Their shadows ♪ 116 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:39,956 #Searching in the night # 117 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:44,394 ♪ Streetlights ♪ 118 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:45,994 ♪ People ♪ 119 00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:50,467 #Livin'just to find emotion # 120 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:53,842 #Hidin'somewhere # 121 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:58,316 #In the night ## 122 00:06:58,384 --> 00:07:01,217 [School Bell Rings] 123 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:04,222 Hey. We need to talk. 124 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:11,463 We had a chance at keeping it together at Mr. Schue's until you decided to bail. 125 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:14,125 You're our leader, Rachel. 126 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:18,534 The way you're on everyone all the time is annoying, but it keeps the club motivated. 127 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:22,472 You and I are gonna fix this. We're going to regionals and we're gonna win this thing. 128 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:35,078 [School Bell Rings] 129 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:40,492 Mr. Schuester, Finn and I have something we want to say to you. 130 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,551 Me first. Have a seat. 131 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,929 Nine months ago there were five of you in here. 132 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:52,965 And we sucked. 133 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:56,907 I mean, we really sucked. Bad. [Laughs] 134 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:03,209 One day all of you are gonna be gone... 135 00:08:03,282 --> 00:08:06,376 and all of this, all of us... 136 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:08,852 will be nothing but a hazy memory. 137 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:11,856 It will take you a second to remember everyone's name. 138 00:08:11,924 --> 00:08:14,757 Someone will have to remind you of the songs we sung... 139 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:17,455 the solos you got or didn't get. 140 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:21,193 Life only really... 141 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:24,464 has one beginning and one end... 142 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:28,200 and the rest is just a whole lot of middle. 143 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:34,070 And I love you guys too much to let you not make the most of it. 144 00:08:34,146 --> 00:08:38,947 Now, I was gonna quit once, but you guys brought me back with "Don't Stop Believin'." 145 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:42,749 It was a nine, but we are going to make it a 10. 146 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:45,382 - We're doing "Don't Stop" at regionals? - And then some. 147 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,983 We are doing a Journey medley. 148 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:49,994 Because who cares what happens when we get there... 149 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:52,997 when the getting there has been so much fun? 150 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:59,301 Rachel, you had something you wanted to say? 151 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:04,239 Just that we're all really glad you didn't become an accountant. 152 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:08,474 Regionals... here we come. 153 00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:15,410 Thank you. 154 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,619 You're welcome. 155 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:32,668 [Emcee] And now our panel of judges. 156 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,899 He's an international musical sensation... 157 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:38,034 a platinum recording artist 20 times over- 158 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:40,305 the inimitable Mr. Josh Grobanl 159 00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:43,109 [Cheering] 160 00:09:43,182 --> 00:09:45,116 She's a four-time Grammy winner... 161 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:48,017 who starred in the highest-grossing movie musical of all time... 162 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:51,022 Ms. Olivia Newton-Johnl 163 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:54,218 He is the two-time local Emmy winner and broadcasting icon... 164 00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:55,885 WOHN news anchor... 165 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:59,955 Rod Remingtonl 166 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:02,967 She is fresh offher fifth consecutive national cheerleading title... 167 00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:05,970 and author of the soon-to-be-published memoir I'm a Winner and You're Fat... 168 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:11,305 Ohio's homegrown iconoclast, Coach Sue Sylvesterl 169 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:21,411 And now our first performance of the evening... 170 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:25,014 from Westvale High in scenic Fort Wayne, Indiana... 171 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:28,583 Aural Intensityl 172 00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:32,825 - ♪ You raise me up ♪ - ♪Have to believe we are magic ♪ 173 00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:35,264 - ## [Continues] - A mash-up of Olivia Newton-John and Josh Groban? 174 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:38,599 Are you kidding me? Somebody tipped them off about the judges. 175 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:40,400 We can't get distracted by what the other teams are doing. 176 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,271 We just gotta keep our heads in the game and focus. 177 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:46,334 - Even though we know we can't win? - Yes. 178 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:48,346 ♪♪ [Off] 179 00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:51,349 If this is only about winning for you guys... 180 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,351 then I owe you all an apology... 181 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,353 because I've failed you... 182 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:58,515 and we should just all go home because it means we've already lost. 183 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:02,721 Besides, we have got something that the other groups don't. 184 00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:04,490 [Artie] What? 185 00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:07,293 - Finn's dancing. Right? Come on! - [Laughing, Chattering] 186 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:09,596 Now let's get out there. We got two minutes. 187 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,137 Aural Intensity's almost finished. Bring it in. Come on. 188 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:15,731 - Go, go, go, go, go. And- - [All Yelling] 189 00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:19,567 [Sighs] 190 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:28,313 Break a leg. 191 00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:30,446 I love you. 192 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,753 [Emcee] Ladies and gentlemen, our second competitors... 193 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:38,161 winner of the Central Ohio sectional, McKinley High's New Directionsl 194 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:39,231 - [Applause] - ##[Piano] 195 00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:42,792 - [Applause] - ##[Piano] 196 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:56,177 ♪ Highway run ♪ 197 00:11:56,248 --> 00:12:00,014 ♪ Into the midnight sun ♪ 198 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,647 ♪Wheels go round and round ♪ 199 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,191 ♪You're on my mind ♪ 200 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:10,418 ♪ Restless hearts ♪ 201 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:15,700 ♪ Sleep alone tonight ♪ 202 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:18,362 ♪ Sending all my love ♪ 203 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:22,601 ♪Along the wire ♪ 204 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:27,772 ♪They say that the road ain't no place to start a family ♪ 205 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:35,517 ♪ Right down the line it's been you and me ♪ 206 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:43,885 ♪And loving a music man ain't always what it's supposed to be ♪ 207 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:51,936 ♪ Oh, boy, you stand by me ♪ 208 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:58,034 ♪ I'm forever yours ♪ 209 00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:02,212 ♪ Faithfully ♪ 210 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:17,929 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 211 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:20,090 ♪ Faithfully ♪ 212 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,758 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 213 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:28,899 ♪ I'm still yours ♪ 214 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:33,809 ♪ I'm still yours ♪ 215 00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:36,404 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 216 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:44,685 ♪ I'm still yours ♪ 217 00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:49,127 ♪ Faithfully ♪ 218 00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:52,892 [Cheering, Applause] 219 00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:01,429 ♪Any way you want it That's the way you need it ♪ 220 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,974 ♪Any way you want it ♪ 221 00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:06,240 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 222 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:10,146 #She loves to laugh She loves to sing # 223 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,707 ♪ She does everything ♪ 224 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:16,551 #She loves to move She loves to groove # 225 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,715 ♪ She loves the lovin' things ♪ 226 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,623 ♪ It won't be long, yeah ♪ 227 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,561 ♪Till you're alone ♪ 228 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,622 ♪When your lover ♪ 229 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,565 ♪ Lover ♪ 230 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:31,899 ♪ Oh, he hasn't come home ♪ 231 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,439 - ♪ 'Cause he's lovin' ♪ - ♪ Lovin' ♪ 232 00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:36,235 - ♪ He's touchin' ♪ - ♪Touchin' ♪ 233 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:38,742 ♪ He's squeezin' ♪ 234 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:42,440 - #Another # - #Another # 235 00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:46,006 ♪Any way you want it That's the way you need it ♪ 236 00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:47,416 ♪Any way you want it ♪ 237 00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,147 ♪Any way you want it ♪ 238 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,315 ♪ He said, any way you want it That's the way you need it ♪ 239 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,450 ♪Any way you want it ♪ 240 00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:55,788 ♪ Ohh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh ♪ 241 00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:57,624 - ♪ I was alone ♪ - ♪ Ba-dah ♪ 242 00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,186 - ♪ I never knew ♪ - ♪ Ba-dah ♪ 243 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,256 ♪What good love could do ♪ 244 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,298 - ♪Then we touched ♪ - ♪ Ba-dah ♪ 245 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:05,928 - ♪Then we sang ♪ - ♪ Ba-dah ♪ 246 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:08,098 ♪About the lovin' things ♪ 247 00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,607 - ♪ 'Cause he's lovin' ♪ - ♪ Lovin' ♪ 248 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:12,109 - ♪ He's touchin' ♪ - ♪Touchin' ♪ 249 00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:15,169 ♪ He's squeezin' ♪ 250 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,444 - #Another # - #Yeah, yeah # 251 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:22,009 ♪Any way you want it That's the way you need it ♪ 252 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,988 - #Any way you want it # - #Any way you want it # 253 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:28,959 ♪ He said, any way you want it That's the way you need it ♪ 254 00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,393 ♪Any way you want it ♪ 255 00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:31,861 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Ohh-oh-oh ♪ 256 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:36,061 ♪ Na-na, na-nah-na-nah ♪ 257 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:38,399 ♪ Na-na, na-nah-nah ♪ 258 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:41,701 ♪ Na-na, na-nah-na-nah ♪ 259 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,835 ♪ Na-nah, na-nah, na-nah ♪ 260 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:54,884 #Any way you want it That's the way you need it # 261 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:55,988 - ##[Stops] - [Applause, Cheering] 262 00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:57,683 - ##[Stops] - [Applause, Cheering] 263 00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:02,725 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 264 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,363 ♪Just a small-town girl ♪ 265 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,431 ♪ Livin' in a lonely world ♪ 266 00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:16,269 ♪ She took the midnight train ♪ 267 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:20,676 ♪ Goin' anywhere ♪ 268 00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:24,038 ♪Just a city boy ♪ 269 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:28,048 ♪ Born and raised in South Detroit ♪ 270 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,221 ♪ He took the midnight train ♪ 271 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:34,418 ♪ Goin' anywhere ♪ 272 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,620 ♪♪ [Vocalizing Continues] 273 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:40,290 - #A singer in a smoky room # - [Audience Cheering] 274 00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:43,631 ♪A smell of wine and cheap perfume ♪ 275 00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:46,227 ♪ For a smile they can share the night ♪ 276 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:51,368 ♪ It goes on and on and on and on ♪ 277 00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:54,469 ♪ Strangers waiting ♪ 278 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:57,947 ♪ Up and down the boulevard ♪ 279 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,985 ♪Their shadows ♪ 280 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:04,512 ♪ Searching in the night ♪ 281 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,758 ♪ Streetlight ♪ 282 00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:10,021 ♪ People ♪ 283 00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:12,893 ♪ Livin'just to find emotion ♪ 284 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:16,025 ♪ Hiding somewhere ♪ 285 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:21,061 ♪ In the night ♪ 286 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:28,137 [Mercedes] ♪ Don't stop ♪ 287 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:31,649 ♪ Don't stop believin' ♪ 288 00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:35,786 ♪ Hold on to that feelin' ♪ 289 00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:37,287 ♪ Streetlight ♪ 290 00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:40,689 ♪ People, ohh-oh-ohh ♪ 291 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:43,159 ♪Yeah-eah-eah ♪ 292 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,458 #Don't stop ## 293 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,498 - That was awesome! - Oh, my God! 294 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,908 We've got second place in the bag! 295 00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:01,912 Screw that! We are gonna win this! 296 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:04,005 [Chattering, Laughing] 297 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,210 Quinnie. 298 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,514 Mom. 299 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,149 What are you doing here? Is Dad okay? 300 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,591 I came to hear you sing. 301 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,652 You were wonderful. [Laughs] 302 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:21,324 L-I'm so sorry I missed all the other times you performed. 303 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,891 Were there a lot? 304 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:29,032 I left your father. Well, l-I... kicked him out, actually. 305 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,703 He was having an affair with some, uh... 306 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,144 tattooed freak. 307 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:41,248 Quinnie... I want you to come home with me. 308 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,084 I can turn the guest room into a nursery. 309 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,351 Oh, sweetie, say something. 310 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,852 My water just broke. 311 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:56,832 ♪ Is this the real life ♪ 312 00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,996 ♪ Is this just fantasy ♪ 313 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:03,064 ♪ Caught in a landslide ♪ 314 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:07,442 ♪ No escape from reality ♪ 315 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:10,607 ♪ Open your eyes ♪ 316 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,617 ♪ Look up to the skies ♪ 317 00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:17,348 ♪And see ♪ 318 00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:20,880 ♪ I'm just a poor boy ♪ 319 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:24,588 - ♪ Poor boy ♪ - ♪ I need no sympathy ♪ 320 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:28,099 ♪ Because I'm easy come, easy go ♪ 321 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,364 ♪ Little high, little low ♪ 322 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:34,837 ♪Any way the wind blows ♪ 323 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:38,399 ♪ Doesn't really matter ♪ 324 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,536 ♪To me ♪ 325 00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:44,480 ♪To me ♪ 326 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,216 ♪ Mama ♪ 327 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:54,121 ♪Just killed a man ♪ 328 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,594 #Put a gun against his head # 329 00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:00,962 #Pulled my trigger Now he's dead # 330 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,164 - #Mama # - Mom, it hurts so bad! 331 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,796 - #Life had just # - My daughter is having her baby! 332 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,305 ♪ Begun ♪ 333 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:12,742 #But now I've gone and thrown it all away # 334 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:15,439 Wait! Wait! I want Mercedes with me too. 335 00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:21,714 #Mama Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh # 336 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:25,382 ♪ Didn't mean to make you cry ♪ 337 00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:30,156 ♪ If I'm not back again this time tomorrow ♪ 338 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,596 #Carry on, carry on # 339 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:38,796 ♪As if nothing really matters ♪ 340 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,612 ♪Too late ♪ 341 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,542 ♪ My time has come ♪ 342 00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:57,183 ♪ Sends shivers down my spine ♪ 343 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,884 ♪ Body's achin' all the time ♪ 344 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:04,520 ♪ Good-bye, everybody ♪ 345 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,656 ♪ I've got to go ♪ 346 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:10,361 #Gotta leave you all behind # 347 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:13,996 #And face the truth # 348 00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:17,633 - Mama! [Groaning] - #Mama # 349 00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:21,304 - ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ - ♪Any way the wind blows ♪ 350 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:24,178 - [Screaming] - ♪ I don't wanna die ♪ 351 00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:30,484 ♪ I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all ♪ 352 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,091 [Groaning] 353 00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:36,389 It's never coming! Ever! 354 00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:39,323 Shut up! 355 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:42,697 [Grunts] You suck, you suck, you suck, you suckl 356 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,270 [Sobbing] 357 00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:52,333 [Quinn Screams] 358 00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:55,209 - Come on! - [Groans Loudly] 359 00:21:58,216 --> 00:22:01,014 ♪ I see a little silhouetto of a man ♪ 360 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:04,681 ♪ Scaramouch, scaramouch Will you do the fandango ♪ 361 00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:08,419 ♪Thunderbolt and lightning Very, very frightening, me ♪ 362 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:09,926 - ♪ Galileo ♪ - ♪ Galileo ♪ 363 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,054 - ♪ Galileo ♪ - ♪ Galileo ♪ 364 00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:14,963 ♪ Galileo, Figaro Magnifico-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 365 00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:18,230 #I'm just a poor boy Nobody loves me # 366 00:22:18,303 --> 00:22:20,965 ♪ He's just a poor boy from a poor family ♪ 367 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:24,236 ♪ Spare him his life from this monstrosity ♪ 368 00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:29,042 #Easy come, easy go Will you let me go # 369 00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:32,481 #Bismillah, no We will not let you go # 370 00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:35,213 - Let me go! - ♪ Bismillah We will not let you go ♪ 371 00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:37,414 - Let me go! - ♪ Bismillah ♪ 372 00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:39,286 - #We will not let you go # - Let me go! 373 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,156 - #Will not let you go Will not let you go # - [Groaning] 374 00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:43,819 ♪ Ohh-ohh-ohh ♪ 375 00:22:43,895 --> 00:22:46,591 - #No, no, no, no, no, no, no # - No, no, no, no! No, no, no! 376 00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:47,825 - #O mama mia, mama mia # - She's crowning! 377 00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:49,890 - # Mama mia, let me go # - Push, baby! 378 00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:54,428 - # Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me # - Come on, Quinn! Push! 379 00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:59,466 - #For me, for me # - [Screaming] 380 00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:12,113 ♪ So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye ♪ 381 00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:17,995 ♪ So you think you can love me and leave me to die ♪ 382 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:21,499 ♪ Ohh, baby ♪ 383 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:25,297 ♪ Can't do this to me, baby ♪ 384 00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:26,564 ♪Just gotta get out ♪ 385 00:23:26,638 --> 00:23:30,734 ♪Just gotta get right out of here ♪ 386 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:51,719 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 387 00:23:51,797 --> 00:23:55,164 ♪ Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah ♪ 388 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:07,142 #Nothing really matters # 389 00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:10,579 #Anyone can see # 390 00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:14,676 ♪ Nothing really matters ♪ 391 00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:18,484 #Nothing really matters # 392 00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:23,494 ♪ To me ♪ 393 00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:40,038 #Any way the wind blows # 394 00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:42,602 ##[Ends] 395 00:24:42,681 --> 00:24:44,774 Hi. 396 00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:49,179 Congratulations. 397 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:51,188 [Door Closes] 398 00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:54,020 - Thanks, Rachel. - But we beat you today. 399 00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:56,026 Jesse's a good singer... 400 00:24:56,094 --> 00:24:59,063 but you and I both know he doesn't have much heart... 401 00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:01,860 and that Vocal Adrenaline's best days are behind it. 402 00:25:01,933 --> 00:25:05,130 So I have a proposition for you. 403 00:25:05,203 --> 00:25:06,795 Come teach at McKinley. 404 00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:11,036 - Excuse me? - You and Mr. Schuester could be co-directors. 405 00:25:11,109 --> 00:25:14,101 We'd be unstoppable. 406 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:17,478 There's so much that you can teach me. 407 00:25:19,217 --> 00:25:21,208 So much only you can teach me. 408 00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:25,052 Oh, Rachel, I can't do this anymore. 409 00:25:25,123 --> 00:25:28,957 I'm tired of coaching Glee Club. I want a life. 410 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:32,963 It took meeting you to realize all this stuff that I missed out on. 411 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:34,965 I need some balance, you know? 412 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:39,299 I need a house and a garden and a dog... 413 00:25:39,971 --> 00:25:41,962 a family. 414 00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:49,005 I missed out on my chance with you, and it kills me... 415 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,072 and I can't let that happen again. 416 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:59,281 Where's the rest of your team? 417 00:25:59,357 --> 00:26:02,622 They're, uh-They're at the hospital. Quinn had her baby. 418 00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:04,889 - Is she okay? - Yeah, she's fine. 419 00:26:04,963 --> 00:26:08,399 It was, um- It was a beautiful baby girl. 420 00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:15,100 Newton-John, you're dead to me. 421 00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:17,607 Remington, Horsey, have a seat and listen up. 422 00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:20,167 I don't care who comes in first, I don't care who places second... 423 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:23,214 but I have a very strong opinion about who comes in third. 424 00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:28,617 Sue, if I may, that "Bohemian Rhapsody" had me a-movin' and a-shakin'. 425 00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:30,848 I'm talkin' old school. 426 00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:35,723 You know, I partied with Freddie Mercury back in the '70s, and I partied hard... 427 00:26:35,794 --> 00:26:37,694 if you know what I mean. 428 00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:39,662 Back then people weren't so obsessed with labels. 429 00:26:39,731 --> 00:26:44,532 I, for one, was offended that only one of the groups chose to honor me in song. 430 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:47,128 - I think Aural Intensity should win. - Yes? 431 00:26:47,205 --> 00:26:50,038 Two questions. One: Are you single? 432 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:53,669 And two: How about those New Directions? 433 00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:56,976 I liked them. I thought they had a lot of... heart. 434 00:26:57,048 --> 00:26:58,982 Heart? Oh, please! 435 00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:01,314 Talk about blatant tokenism. 436 00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:03,650 That whole "We're inspiring"... 437 00:27:03,722 --> 00:27:07,590 "We're a ragtag bunch of misfits" thing is so 2009. 438 00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:09,923 I couldn't agree more. Let's vote. 439 00:27:09,995 --> 00:27:11,587 The production values simply weren't there. 440 00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:14,723 Couldn't they afford better costumes? Are they a poor person's school? 441 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:17,666 I thought that brunette had an amazing voice. 442 00:27:17,736 --> 00:27:20,466 Brunettes have no place in show business. 443 00:27:20,538 --> 00:27:22,563 Come on. They're just kids. 444 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,940 That's no excuse. By the time I was 14 I'd already formed a band. 445 00:27:26,011 --> 00:27:27,706 When Josh Groban was their age... 446 00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:30,179 he was already in The Mickey Mouse Club or something. 447 00:27:30,248 --> 00:27:32,682 As the only educator here, let me point out... 448 00:27:32,751 --> 00:27:35,777 that not all kids are afforded the same opportunities as others. 449 00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:39,517 Is that what you tell yourself to get to sleep at night? 450 00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:42,617 Some people just simply don't have talent. 451 00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:45,060 [Chuckles] You think you're a celebrity. You're not. 452 00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:47,894 You just try hard. That's about it. 453 00:27:47,966 --> 00:27:50,434 Olivia Newton-John has a valid point here. 454 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:54,131 You have a lot in common with those kids at your school, Sue. 455 00:27:54,205 --> 00:27:57,641 Underachievers with delusions of grandeur. 456 00:27:57,709 --> 00:28:00,143 Dagnab it! 457 00:28:00,211 --> 00:28:04,147 Even I have to admit, I'm a little confused as to what Sue is doing in this room. 458 00:28:04,215 --> 00:28:07,707 - Wasn't the theme supposed to be CelebrityJudges? - Kiss my ass, Josh Groban! 459 00:28:07,786 --> 00:28:09,811 I am an internationally ranked cheerleading coach! 460 00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:12,152 Who lives in Ohio. 461 00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:15,989 When this is done today, Josh and I are flying back to L.A. First class. 462 00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:17,756 You'll be staying here... 463 00:28:17,829 --> 00:28:19,421 just like those kids. 464 00:28:19,497 --> 00:28:22,830 I think we've all made up our minds. Let's vote. 465 00:28:30,475 --> 00:28:32,966 [Cheering, Applause] 466 00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:48,117 [Microphone Feedback] 467 00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:50,593 Thank you all for coming. 468 00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:53,597 As you all know, Glee Club is such an important... 469 00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:57,431 And I honestly can't even finish that sentence, so let's just get to it. 470 00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:08,037 The 2010 Midwest Regional runners-up... 471 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,510 from Fort Wayne, Indiana... 472 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:14,609 the not-at-all-stupidly named Aural Intensityl 473 00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:22,054 [Cheering, Whooping] 474 00:29:28,199 --> 00:29:30,360 [Sue] Very good. 475 00:29:35,974 --> 00:29:41,742 And now, your 2010 Midwest Regionals Show Choir champions... 476 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:55,555 - Vocal Adrenaline! - [Cheering, Applause] 477 00:30:09,174 --> 00:30:12,234 [Cheering, Applause Fades] 478 00:30:14,512 --> 00:30:18,278 [Vocal Adrenaline Chanting] Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse! 479 00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:30,419 We didn't even place. 480 00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:50,470 She looks like you. 481 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:54,109 Do you want to keep her? 482 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:56,619 No. 483 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,417 Do you? 484 00:31:01,826 --> 00:31:03,760 Did you love me? 485 00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:08,666 Yes. Especially now. 486 00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:22,803 Which one is yours? 487 00:31:25,016 --> 00:31:27,007 What are you doing here? 488 00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:29,747 I see her now. 489 00:31:29,821 --> 00:31:32,949 [Laughs] She looks like you. 490 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,828 Does she have a name? 491 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,955 - No. - Beth. 492 00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:41,692 Pretty. 493 00:31:43,434 --> 00:31:46,096 - I like that name. - [School Bell Rings] 494 00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:49,162 - How can you even call yourself a principal? - Okay, this is it! 495 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,641 This is not caring about the childrenl You don't even care about theml 496 00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,384 Emma. Emma! What was that about? 497 00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:03,648 It's just so unfair. Your kids have worked so hard for this. 498 00:32:03,721 --> 00:32:08,124 - He's already given your choir room to the mock U. N. - A deal's a deal. 499 00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:10,660 - We lost, Emma. - Because Sue cheated! 500 00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:15,631 She cheated! And where do you think all that money's going? Right into her pocket! 501 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,634 We can't let her win this one. 502 00:32:17,702 --> 00:32:21,661 How can you be so calm? How can you give up so easily? 503 00:32:21,739 --> 00:32:24,367 I tried, Emma. Okay? 504 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:26,467 - L-It's over. - No. No. 505 00:32:26,544 --> 00:32:29,809 It's never over. I don't care what anybody says. Some things are worth fighting for. 506 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:31,212 - You mean the kids. - Yes, of course. 507 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:32,909 - Anything else? - No. 508 00:32:32,984 --> 00:32:35,214 No, this is about the Glee Club. This is not about us. 509 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:37,379 The hell it isn't. 510 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:40,481 I love you, Emma. There. 511 00:32:40,558 --> 00:32:45,996 I finally said it. And you love me. And dentist or no, this thing isn't over between us. 512 00:32:52,770 --> 00:32:55,204 [Gasps] 513 00:32:55,273 --> 00:32:57,207 - Mr. Schuester? - Yeah? 514 00:32:57,275 --> 00:33:00,608 - Can you please come to the auditorium? - Sure. 515 00:33:06,517 --> 00:33:09,281 So, we have something we need to say to you. 516 00:33:11,589 --> 00:33:15,582 In the beginning of this year I was just another football player. 517 00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:20,456 - I had a stutter. - I was the closeted diva. 518 00:33:20,531 --> 00:33:22,294 I used to be captain of the Cheerios. 519 00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:24,301 I was afraid to dance outside my room. 520 00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:27,133 - I hated everyone in this club. - So did I. 521 00:33:27,205 --> 00:33:29,469 I wasn't honest about who I was. 522 00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:32,236 I was tossing kids into Dumpsters. 523 00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:34,778 I had never kissed a girl before. 524 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,939 And I was getting Slusheed. 525 00:33:38,649 --> 00:33:40,844 I didn't- I didn't have a father... 526 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:46,289 Someone I could look up to... 527 00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:48,348 model myself after. 528 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:53,954 Someone who could show me what it really meant to be a man. 529 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,525 We don't care what the judges say. 530 00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:02,205 We won... 531 00:34:02,273 --> 00:34:04,639 because we had you as a teacher. 532 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:07,974 And Glee Club will never end, Mr. Schue, because... 533 00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:12,072 you are Glee Club... 534 00:34:13,851 --> 00:34:16,115 and you're in all of us now. 535 00:34:28,332 --> 00:34:33,463 ♪Those schoolgirl days ♪ 536 00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:36,029 ♪ Of telling tales ♪ 537 00:34:36,107 --> 00:34:40,806 ♪And biting nails are gone ♪ 538 00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:48,014 #But in my mind # 539 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:51,886 ♪ I know they will ♪ 540 00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:56,620 ♪ Still live on and on ♪ 541 00:34:57,762 --> 00:35:00,890 ♪ But how do you thank someone ♪ 542 00:35:00,965 --> 00:35:06,301 ♪ Who has taken you from crayons to perfume ♪ 543 00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:09,806 ♪ Oh, it isn't easy ♪ 544 00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:15,540 ♪ But I'll try ♪ 545 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:17,376 ♪ If you wanted the sky ♪ 546 00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:22,044 ♪ I would write across the sky in letters ♪ 547 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:27,558 ♪That would soar a thousand feet high ♪ 548 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:29,923 ♪To Sir ♪ 549 00:35:29,994 --> 00:35:34,931 ♪With love ♪ 550 00:35:36,501 --> 00:35:41,165 ♪The time has come ♪ 551 00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,104 ♪ For closing books ♪ 552 00:35:43,174 --> 00:35:48,874 ♪And long last looks must end ♪ 553 00:35:50,748 --> 00:35:53,945 ♪And as I leave ♪ 554 00:35:55,186 --> 00:35:57,654 #I know that I # 555 00:35:57,722 --> 00:36:03,592 #Am leaving my best friend # 556 00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:08,321 ♪A friend who taught me right from wrong ♪ 557 00:36:08,399 --> 00:36:10,299 ♪And weak from strong ♪ 558 00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:13,269 ♪That's a lot to learn ♪ 559 00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:20,775 ♪What can I give you in return ♪ 560 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:24,406 #Oh, if you wanted the moon # 561 00:36:24,482 --> 00:36:27,542 ♪ I would try to make a start ♪ 562 00:36:27,618 --> 00:36:30,212 ♪ But I ♪ 563 00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:32,279 ♪Would rather you let me ♪ 564 00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:34,916 ♪ Give my heart ♪ 565 00:36:34,992 --> 00:36:36,584 ♪To Sir ♪ 566 00:36:36,661 --> 00:36:42,258 ♪ With love ♪♪ 567 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:55,805 ##[Ends] 568 00:37:00,284 --> 00:37:02,946 [School Bell Rings] 569 00:37:05,923 --> 00:37:08,255 It's as barren as me in here, Will. 570 00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:11,793 Movin' on to greener pastures? 571 00:37:11,862 --> 00:37:15,025 - Did you just come to gloat, Sue? - Mostly. 572 00:37:15,099 --> 00:37:17,226 Well, congratulations. 573 00:37:17,301 --> 00:37:20,065 You got what you wanted. 574 00:37:20,137 --> 00:37:23,106 - I should shake your hand. - Not unless you got some hand sanitizer. 575 00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:26,337 I've seen that car you drive. I don't wanna catch "poor." 576 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:28,344 Explain something to me. 577 00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:31,347 Maybe we weren't good enough yet to beat Vocal Adrenaline. Fine. 578 00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:34,111 But we were so much better than Aural Intensity. 579 00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:36,619 Oh, William, I can't reveal how the voting went down. 580 00:37:36,687 --> 00:37:39,053 That would betray my sacred oath as a judge or something. 581 00:37:39,123 --> 00:37:42,286 The results simply show the other clubs to be more deserving. 582 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:46,057 All I can say is, casting my vote was easy. 583 00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:50,624 It reflected exactly how I felt in my heart about which team should win. 584 00:37:55,172 --> 00:37:57,902 Well, Sue, congratulations. 585 00:37:57,975 --> 00:38:00,910 You win. 586 00:38:00,978 --> 00:38:03,173 I lose. 587 00:38:04,682 --> 00:38:06,707 The kids lose. 588 00:38:07,718 --> 00:38:09,913 I know you think I'm heartless, Will... 589 00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:11,614 and you may have a point. 590 00:38:11,689 --> 00:38:14,385 I spend large segments of each day picturing you choking on food. 591 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:17,586 And I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer... 592 00:38:17,662 --> 00:38:20,597 'cause I had a very satisfying dream that the two of us went to a zoo... 593 00:38:20,665 --> 00:38:24,726 and I shoved your face into one of those pink, enflamed monkey butts that weeps lymph. 594 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:27,737 And I know that you think I'm a bad person... 595 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:32,401 because I remain unmoved by your nattering of trite platitudes to your ill-shapen students... 596 00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:36,537 about how the human condition can be improved by, yes, singing about it. 597 00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:40,050 And I've proven that I can wipe you and your Glee Club... 598 00:38:40,117 --> 00:38:43,211 off the face of this earth. 599 00:38:43,287 --> 00:38:46,222 But what kind of a world would that be, Will? 600 00:38:46,290 --> 00:38:49,885 A world where I couldn't constantly ridicule your hair. 601 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,088 A world where I couldn't make fun of you for tearing up more than Michael Landon... 602 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:55,564 in a sweeps week's episode of Little House on the Prairie. 603 00:38:55,633 --> 00:38:58,466 And you know what, Will? 604 00:38:58,536 --> 00:39:02,199 Sue Sylvester's not sure she wants to live in that kind of world. 605 00:39:02,273 --> 00:39:04,298 So I had a little talk with Figgins. 606 00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:09,238 Glee Club gets another year. I get what I want. 607 00:39:09,313 --> 00:39:11,747 Do you really not understand how this sexual blackmail thing works? 608 00:39:11,816 --> 00:39:15,912 Enough, Sue. I will not be blackmailed by you anymore. 609 00:39:15,986 --> 00:39:20,389 I will tell my wife of our heated sexual congress before I will be bullied by you again! 610 00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:23,660 One last chit, Figgy. 611 00:39:23,728 --> 00:39:28,461 Give the Glee Club another year, and I won't mention us making the Beast with Two Backs again. 612 00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:29,897 Huh? 613 00:39:31,402 --> 00:39:34,064 - We have another year? - You're a good teacher, Will. 614 00:39:34,138 --> 00:39:38,165 I don't like you so much, but I admire you and the work you're doing with your kids. 615 00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:40,176 I really do. 616 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:44,681 Bon chance, William. 617 00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:48,742 I relish the thought of another full year of constantly besting you. 618 00:39:50,988 --> 00:39:52,580 You know, Sue... 619 00:39:52,656 --> 00:39:55,420 inside you're a really good person. 620 00:39:55,493 --> 00:39:58,792 - You have a heart. - Okay, let go of my hand. 621 00:39:58,863 --> 00:40:00,797 Hey. 622 00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:05,962 I appreciate what you're doing for these kids. I won't forget it. 623 00:40:06,036 --> 00:40:09,233 I'm seriously gonna puke in your mouth. 624 00:40:26,624 --> 00:40:28,558 We've got another year. 625 00:40:28,626 --> 00:40:30,457 - What? - What? 626 00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:33,326 - [Chattering] - Come on! We got another year! 627 00:40:33,397 --> 00:40:35,558 - [Cheering, Screaming] - Oh, my God! 628 00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:40,399 Oh, my Godl Oh, my Godl 629 00:40:40,471 --> 00:40:42,666 Are you serious? [Laughing] 630 00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:44,833 Whoa! [Laughing] 631 00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:48,277 Oh, my God! 632 00:40:48,479 --> 00:40:51,380 Okay, you guys, I think this is the perfect opportunity... 633 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,213 for us to start rehearsing for next year's sectionals immediately- 634 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:58,381 You've all worked really hard this year. You deserve a break. Take the summer off. 635 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:00,048 Have some fun. 636 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:03,218 Oh, but before you go I have something for you. 637 00:41:04,428 --> 00:41:06,362 You all sang for me the other day... 638 00:41:06,430 --> 00:41:08,455 so today I'd like to return the favor. 639 00:41:08,532 --> 00:41:10,796 Puck, if you're ready. 640 00:41:13,204 --> 00:41:17,038 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 641 00:41:17,107 --> 00:41:19,940 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 642 00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:23,139 #Ooh-ooh-ooh # 643 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:26,081 #Somewhere # 644 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:30,450 #Over the rainbow # 645 00:41:30,521 --> 00:41:34,389 ♪ Way up high ♪ 646 00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:38,224 ♪There's a land ♪ 647 00:41:38,295 --> 00:41:40,422 ♪ That I dreamed of ♪ 648 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:44,366 ♪ Once in a lullaby ♪ 649 00:41:44,435 --> 00:41:46,767 #High, high # 650 00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:49,533 #High # 651 00:41:49,607 --> 00:41:51,871 ♪ Oh, somewhere ♪ 652 00:41:51,942 --> 00:41:55,070 #Over the rainbow # 653 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,205 ♪ Skies are blue ♪ 654 00:42:00,985 --> 00:42:04,318 #And the dreams # 655 00:42:04,388 --> 00:42:09,382 ♪ That you dare to dream really do ♪ 656 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:12,861 ♪ Come true-ue-ue ♪ 657 00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:16,593 #Oooh-ooh-ooh # 658 00:42:16,667 --> 00:42:22,128 All the adoption papers seem to be in order, but there's no name on the birth certificate yet. 659 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:24,231 It's Beth. 660 00:42:24,308 --> 00:42:28,506 #Oh, someday I'll wish upon a star # 661 00:42:28,579 --> 00:42:31,742 ♪And wake up where the clouds are far ♪ 662 00:42:31,815 --> 00:42:34,113 #Behind # 663 00:42:34,184 --> 00:42:36,846 ♪ Me ♪ 664 00:42:36,921 --> 00:42:40,118 ♪Where troubles melt like lemon drops ♪ 665 00:42:40,190 --> 00:42:42,784 ♪ High above the chimney tops ♪ 666 00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:44,760 ♪That's where ♪ 667 00:42:45,629 --> 00:42:47,995 ♪You'll find me ♪ 668 00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:51,831 #Oh, somewhere # 669 00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:56,100 #Over the rainbow # 670 00:42:56,173 --> 00:43:00,405 #Bluebirds fly # 671 00:43:00,477 --> 00:43:03,310 #Birds fly # 672 00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:06,372 ♪ Over the rainbow ♪ 673 00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:08,748 ♪Why then, oh, why ♪ 674 00:43:08,819 --> 00:43:11,617 ♪ Can't I, I, I ♪ 675 00:43:11,689 --> 00:43:19,619 ♪ I, I, I ♪♪ 676 00:43:23,033 --> 00:43:25,001 ##[Vocalizing] 677 00:43:26,570 --> 00:43:30,563 ##[Harmonic Vocalizing] 678 00:43:46,991 --> 00:43:48,982 ##[Ends] 679 00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:56,822 ENGLISH - US - SDH