1 00:00:45,800 --> 00:01:00,500 www.1000fr.com presents 2 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:30,300 Capture:FRM@ÇòÇò Sync:FRM@mablelee ¹âÏË 3 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:38,000 THE END IS NEAR. 4 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:40,300 AMEN, MY BROTHER. 5 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:44,600 THOSE ILLEGALS ACT LIKE IT'S ... 6 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,500 JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE BEACH. 7 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:57,000 YOU KNOW MITCH YOST? 8 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:59,600 MITCH YOST SHOULD GET BACK IN THE GAME. 9 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,900 COUPLE OF FUN ONES,EH, MITCH? 10 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,600 YOU SHOULD GET BACK IN THE GAME, MITCH YOST. 11 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,100 YOU SHOULD MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. 12 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,600 GO FUCK YOURSELF. 13 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:15,600 IN CASE YOU'RE NOT CRAZY, 14 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,300 I GO BACK 20 YEARS WITH THIS FAMILY. 15 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:18,700 THE DEAL WITH THE KID IS IN THE WORKS, 16 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:19,800 SO STAY AWAY, 17 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:20,800 OR WHOEVER'S PAYING YOU 18 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,400 BETTER HAVE YOU ON A GOOD HEALTH PLAN. 19 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:45,300 SAMMY, SAMMY, 20 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:47,900 - TELL SHAUN HE NEEDS TO STOP BY THE SHOP. - OKAY. 21 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:49,100 DON'T FORGET. 22 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:50,900 GIVE YOU A FREE BAR OF WAX. 23 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:22,000 I GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT SPACE CADET BACK THERE. 24 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,200 I WOULD NEVER DISRESPECT YOUR RETIREMENT. 25 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,300 GOD DAMN IT! 26 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:31,500 A SYRINGE. 27 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,100 MAYBE IT'S ONE OF BUTCHIE'S. 28 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:37,800 WHAT'S HAPPENED WITH BUTCHIE IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST REGRETS OF MY LIFE. 29 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,800 YEAH, WELL, NOW HE'S PROVEN TO THE WORLD HE CAN FUCK UP 30 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,400 JUST FINE WITHOUT A SPONSOR. 31 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:43,900 AM I GONNA SEE YOU AT HUNTINGTON THIS AFTERNOON? 32 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,000 WHY WOULD YOU SEE ME AT HUNTINGTON? 33 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,500 NOBODY'S SEEN ME THERE IN 20 YEARS. 34 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:52,300 YOUR GRANDSON'S BREAKING HIS CHERRY. I JUST ASSUMED YOU KNEW. 35 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,700 WELL, I DIDN'T. 36 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:55,900 AND IF IT'S FOR A COMPETITION, 37 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:57,400 DON'T ASSUME YOU'RE GONNA SEE HIM. 38 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:01,100 AND FOR SURE DON'T EXPECT TO GET YOUR FANGS IN HIS NECK LIKE YOU DID IN BUTCHIE'S. 39 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:03,400 HE SENT THIS TO ME. 40 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,600 "SPONSOR ME." 41 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:11,000 FUCKING BUTCHIE WANTS TO GET SHAUN SIGNED? 42 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:14,200 - SHAUN SENT IT. - JESUS CHRIST-- WHAT? 43 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,100 HE'S 13, MITCH. 44 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 YEAH, YOU SIGN EIGHT-YEAR-OLDS. 45 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:22,400 LOOK, THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN. 46 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,200 I MEAN HE WANTS TO GET SIGNED, AND HE'S THE REAL DEAL, 47 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,700 AND HE'S A YOST. 48 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:32,200 TRUST THE DEVIL YOU KNOW, MITCH. 49 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:42,700 SO FAST AFTER NOTHING SO LONG. 50 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:47,400 I KNOW THE WMD FIASCO IN IRAQ IS FRESH IN BOTH OUR MEMORIES, RAMON. 51 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,200 THERE WERE NONE. 52 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:52,000 AND I MAY BE AS WRONG IN MY INTELLIGENCE ESTIMATE AS THE CIA, 53 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:54,800 BUT THE MAN WHO JUST PURCHASED THIS MOTEL 54 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:58,000 DOESN'T STRIKE ME AS THE MOST PLEASANT PERSON. 55 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,700 MOTHERFUCKER! 56 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:03,800 BUTCHIE PROBABLY BETTER SPLIT. 57 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:06,500 CERTAINLY HE CAN'T STAY ON THE PRESENT TERMS. 58 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,800 AS A DEADBEAT. 59 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:10,200 SAY HE PAID YOU $200. 60 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,400 LIKE THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 61 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,400 WE CAN TELL THE NEW OWNER YOU JUST DISCOVERED BUTCHIE SQUATTING. 62 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,800 WHAT ABOUT THE SIX MONTHS' WORTH OF GARBAGE IN HIS ROOM? 63 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,100 BUTCHIE YOST REVOLUTIONIZED SURFING, RAMON. 64 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:22,300 HE CHANGED THE ENTIRE IDEA OF IT. 65 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:24,700 THIS PLACE WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY VACANT, 66 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:27,400 AND I THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE OLD FOR HERO WORSHIP. 67 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,600 - LADIES. - BUTCHIE, A MOMENT. 68 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,200 WAS THE BRIGADE OUT TODAY? 69 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:36,400 WE WERE, YES-- THE ASSOCIATION OF SURFING ATTORNEYS. 70 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,400 BUTCHIE, THE MOTEL JUST SOLD. 71 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,900 IT'S OUT OF RECEIVERSHIP. 72 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,700 I HAVE TO TAKE A HORRENDOUS DUMP, RAMON, 73 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:44,200 AND AFTER THAT, I WANNA HEAR EVERY FUCKING DETAIL. 74 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,600 THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, BUTCHIE. 75 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,600 CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING? 76 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:55,300 I SETTLED YOST'S INJURY CLAIM WITH THE CITY YESTERDAY, RAMON. 77 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,600 WHEN HE PASSED OUT UNDER THE BEACH SWEEPER? 78 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,000 - HE GOT $2,300. - YESTERDAY. 79 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,400 IF THAT'S ALREADY GONE, I'M GOOD FOR THE $200. 80 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:06,400 I'M GONNA GET THE TRUCK. YOU PUT THESE ON, 81 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,500 AND WE NEATEN UP FOR THE NEW OWNER. 82 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,600 WE DO THIS FAST. I'LL BE BACK. 83 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:27,900 HEY, FRAT BOY. 84 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:33,800 DROVE DOWN TO T.J. TO SEE THE DONKEY SHOW, DID YOU? 85 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,300 SOME DICKHEAD SPIKE YOUR DRINK? 86 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,800 50 BUCKS, 87 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:47,700 I DROP YOU ANYWHERE WITHIN IMPERIAL BEACH. 88 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:51,300 TURN OUT YOUR POCKETS. 89 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,600 TURN OUR YOUR POCKETS. 90 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:04,200 $50 ON THE NOSE. 91 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:10,300 LET'S GO BEFORE THE MIGRA JUMPS OUR SHIT. 92 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:24,500 GOD DAMN TACO BENDERS JUST RAN PAST ME LIKE I WAS HOMELAND SECURITY. 93 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:27,600 TOO GODDAMN IGNORANT TO REALIZE WHO WANTS TO HELP THEM. 94 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:29,700 SOME THINGS I KNOW, AND SOME THINGS I DON'T. 95 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:32,000 SPARE ME THE BABE- IN-THE-WOODS ROUTINE. 96 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,200 YOU JUST PAID TO SEE A DONKEY FUCK A WOMAN. 97 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:38,000 NO, I'M DISAPPOINTED, FREDDIE, OUT HERE IN CALIFORNIA. 98 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:41,600 I'M OUT THE $2,300. I GOT BEAT ON THE BUY. 99 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,900 FREDDIE, I CANNOT MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE THAT 100 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:49,400 THAT GLAND CASE AND HIS FUCKING ICE-CREAM TRUCK 101 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:52,300 HAD THE BALLS TO FUCKING SCREW ME ON AN OUNCE 102 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,400 WITHOUT YOUR FUCKING SAY-SO. 103 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,000 YOUNG MR. YOST. 104 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:04,700 BUTCHIE'S SON. 105 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,100 HE SHREDS. 106 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:08,100 BUTCHIE'S PARENTS HAVE CUSTODY. 107 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:11,300 PROBATION SITUATION. I TOOK CARE OF IT. 108 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,100 GOD DAMN IT! 109 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:15,900 I'LL COME BACK AT YOU, FREDDIE. 110 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:17,800 IT'S NOT LIKE I GOT TOO MUCH DOWNSIDE. 111 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,500 ALL RIGHT, AND YOU BETTER MAKE IT FUCKING RIGHT. 112 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,600 - I'M NOT DONE WITH MY DUMP YET, RAMON. - IT'S ME, DAD. 113 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,700 HEY, SHAUNIE. 114 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,700 HOW'S IT GOING, BUDDY? 115 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,200 COME ON IN. 116 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,800 SORRY ABOUT THE FUCKING MESS. 117 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:54,500 THE 'GROM THAT I PAID TO CLEAN UP GOT HIT BY A FUCKING VAN. 118 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:57,200 - HOW LONG AGO? - YEAH... 119 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,600 I GOTTA GET A REPLACEMENT, HUH? 120 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,600 WHAT'S GOING ON? HOW'S SIXTH GRADE? 121 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:03,700 IT WAS GOOD. 122 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,600 YEAH?YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK? 123 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,200 TAP WATER AIN'T FATAL. 124 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:11,100 I'M SUPPOSED TO SURF THE EVENT AT HUNTINGTON THIS AFTERNOON. 125 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,450 YOUR GRANDFATHER SIGN OFF ON THAT? 126 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:20,900 GRAM DID. 127 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,400 THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE IT. 128 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,900 - THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO? - NO, FUCK, 129 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:27,700 NOT IF YOU WANT THEM TO LET YOU ON THE WATER. 130 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,800 I'M FUCKING BARRED UP THERE, BUDDY. 131 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,900 FROM WATCHING, TOO? 132 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:33,300 WHAT THE FUCK DO I WANNA GO UP THERE FOR, SHAUNIE, OKAY? 133 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,000 THOSE THINGS ARE FUCKING BULLSHIT. 134 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,500 OKAY. 135 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,100 NOT FOR YOU. 136 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,000 OKAY, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO. 137 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:46,200 OKAY. 138 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,200 IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, OKAY? 139 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,100 IT'S JUST ... 140 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:54,200 WHEN DID I EVER TELL YOU NOT TO DO SOMETHING IS ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY, OKAY? 141 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,300 OKAY. 142 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:00,900 YOU KNOW EVERYONE SAYS YOU'RE GREAT. 143 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:04,200 YOU'LL PROBABLY FUCKING WIN THE THING AND GET SPONSORED AND ALL THAT SHIT. 144 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,600 ANYWAYS. 145 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:08,900 JUST DON'T PULL YOUR LEFT NUT OUT. 146 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,700 LIKE YOU DID YOUR LAST EVENT? 147 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,800 YEAH, IT TENDS TO GET YOU D.Q.ed. 148 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,800 HOW'S IT GOING? 149 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,700 BUTCHI WASN'T THAT GOOD WHEN HE WAS 13. 150 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,500 WERE YOU? 151 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,100 DID YOU TAKE THAT FOOTAGE? 152 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,100 SOME. 153 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,900 SOME SHAUNIE COLLECTED FROM HIS FRIENDS. 154 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,400 HE PUT IT TOGETHER. 155 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,300 BUT YOU SENT IT TO LINC. 156 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,300 I SENT ONE TO EVERYONE SHAUN THOUGHT MIGHT WANT TO SPONSOR HIM. 157 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:59,000 INCLUDING THE BASTARD WHO HELPED TURN BUTCHIE INTO THE DITCH-SLEEPING DOPER SHITBIRD HE IS TODAY. 158 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,200 SHAUN DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BUTCHIE. 159 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,700 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE STILL YOU, AREN'T YOU, CISSY? 160 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,400 YOU ENTERED SHAUN IN THE CONTEST TODAY. 161 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,700 HE ENTERED. I SIGNED THE FORM AS GUARDIAN. 162 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,600 - HI, GRAM, GRAMPS. - HEY. 163 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,300 SAMMY SAID YOU WANTED ME TO STOP BY. 164 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,900 HOW'D THAT BOARD FEEL? 165 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,100 IT WAS GOOD. 166 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:36,200 NOT TOO STIFF? 167 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,400 WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT THOSE RAILS. 168 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,900 - HEY, SHAUN. - HI, KAI. 169 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,100 MORNING. 170 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,700 GO IN THE BACK. 171 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,900 GO IN THE BACK. 172 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,400 COME ON, LET'S GO IN THE BACK, SHAUN. 173 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,000 I GUESS I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THERE BY 11:00. 174 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,200 YOU ARE NOT TAKING HIM UP TO THAT CONTEST TODAY. 175 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,600 AND ANY PERMISSIONS YOU'VE SIGNED, 176 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,600 I'LL DRIVE UP THERE AND I'LL RESCIND. I'LL RIP UP THE WAIVERS. 177 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:17,200 I'LL BURY ANY MONEY-BITCH WOULD-BE SPONSOR IN A PIT 178 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,800 STARTING WITH LINC-FUCKING-STARK. 179 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,300 WHAT HAPPENED TO BUTCHIE IS NOT HAPPENING TO SHAUN. 180 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,300 I UNDERSTAND. 181 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,600 THE KAHUNA HAS SPOKEN. 182 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,500 AND I GOT FUCKING CANCER. 183 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,700 RIGHT HERE IN MY BRAIN. 184 00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,000 GET TO BILL'S HOUSE, SHAUNIE. 185 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,400 TELL BILL I HOPED HE WOULD DRIVE YOU TO YOUR EVENT. 186 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,100 - COULD YOU CALL HIM? - YOU KNOW HOW HE IS ABOUT THE PHONE. 187 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,900 HERE'S YOUR ACCIDENT LIABILITY WAIVER. 188 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,900 I ALREADY MAILED IN YOUR ENTRY AND YOUR FEE. 189 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:09,300 DON'T SHOW IT TO BILL UNTIL YOU GET TO THE EVENT. 190 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,300 OTHERWISE, HE'LL BE WORRIED ABOUT IT ALL THE WAY UP. 191 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:14,000 SHOW IT TO HIM WHEN YOU GET TO HUNTINGTON, 192 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,700 WHEN YOU'RE WALKING TO THE REGISTRATION TABLE. 193 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:18,100 BUT THEN YOU WATCH HIM GIVE IT TO THEM. 194 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,300 OKAY, GRAM. 195 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,700 'CAUSE THEY HAVE TO GET IT FROM AN ADULT. 196 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:22,700 OKAY. 197 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:25,500 THEN YOU PUT YOUR JERSEY ON, 198 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,300 AND YOU PADDLE OUT 199 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,800 AND YOU KICK SOME ASS. 200 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,800 YOU COMFY COZY,SWEAT PEA? 201 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,000 SLIP YOU A MICKEY AND THEN FORGET TO ROLL YOU-- 202 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,000 TYPICAL BEANER BEHAVIOR. 203 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,400 SOMETHINGS I KNOW, AND SOME THINGS I DON'T. 204 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,100 TELL ME SOMETHING YOU KNOW. 205 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,200 THE END IS NEAR. 206 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,200 FEEL THAT WAY HALF THE TIME MYSELF. 207 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,900 MITCH YOST SHOULD GET BACK IN THE GAME. 208 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,400 I DON'T KNOW MITCH YOST. 209 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,900 I SHOULD HAVE A GOOD HEALTH PLAN, I SEE MITCH YOST AGAIN. 210 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,500 BUTCHIE YOST I KNOW. 211 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,400 FLOPS IN THAT SHITHOUSE ON 7th. 212 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,800 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 213 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,600 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 214 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:22,600 SOME THINGS I KNOW, AND SOME THINGS I DON'T. 215 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,700 I'LL DROP YOU AT BUTCHIE'S. 216 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,700 HE MAY KNOW WHERE MITCH IS. 217 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,900 GET YOU YOUR HEALTH COVERAGE. 218 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,600 THEN I'M GONNA ROLL A FUCKING FAT ONE. 219 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,100 HOW'S IT GOING, BILL? 220 00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,600 HOW ARE YOU? 221 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,200 THEY'RE RUNNING THE MEXICAN WRESTLING. 222 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,400 I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING: THEY'RE OVEREXPOSING THESE MASKED MIDGETS. 223 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:14,000 GRAMS ASKED ME TO ASK YOU IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND DRIVING ME TODAY. 224 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,900 NO NO NO,NOT AT ALL. 225 00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:21,300 DON'T TELL GRAMPS ABOUT ANY OF IT,OKAY, BILL? 226 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,600 YOU KNOW, MY NECK IS KILLING ME. 227 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,500 YOUR FIBROMYALGIA? 228 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:30,100 YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? 229 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,700 'CAUSE THAT'A WRITTEN DIAGNOSIS BY A V.A. PHYSICIAN. 230 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,200 WHAT HAPPENED TO ZIPPY? 231 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,800 OH MY GOD. 232 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,300 - IS ZIPPY DEAD? - IT'S ALL RIGHT. THIS HAPPENS. 233 00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:54,700 THIS IS SOMETHING YOU LEARN TO ACCEPT. 234 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,900 ZIPPY WAS A GOOD BIRD. 235 00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,400 THAT'S RIGHT. 236 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,300 THAT'S CORRECT. 237 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,100 WHEN YOU'RE OLDER YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. 238 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:09,100 - SHOULD WE BURY HIM? - THAT'S NOT FOR YOU. 239 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,300 YOU'LL HAVE MORE THAN ONE OCCASION LATER. 240 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,600 I GOT TWINKIES AROUND. YOU WANT A TWINKIE? 241 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,600 I CAN HELP, BILL. 242 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:20,500 LET ME HELP. 243 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,700 YOU DON'T HOLD ON TO A BIRD ONCE IT'S PASSED. 244 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,200 THIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU LEARN. 245 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,100 JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH. 246 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,400 HE'S ALIVE! 247 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,200 WELL, THIS IS... 248 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,000 THIS IS SOMETHING. 249 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,800 ZIP, 250 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,500 WE THOUGHT YOU CROAKED. 251 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,700 GIMME A KISS... 252 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,800 GIVE THE KID A KISS TOO, AS LONG AS YOU'RE BEING STUPID. 253 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,500 HEY, ZIPPY. 254 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,900 I'LL TELL YA, 255 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,400 I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE IF I'M ON FOOT OR HORSEBACK 256 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,600 OR IF A BIRD'S ALIVE OR DEAD. 257 00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,700 - HE WAS DEAD, BILL. - OBVIOUSLY, HE WASN'T. 258 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,900 WHEN YOU'RE OLDER, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. 259 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:05,800 I SAW HIM. 260 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,300 I'M LOSING MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT LATELY. 261 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,600 EVERYTHING ELSE 262 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,400 YOU'LL UNDERSTAND MORE FULLY WHEN YOU'RE GROWN. 263 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:16,800 THAT IS SICK. 264 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:22,800 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 265 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,400 WANT TO GET FIBROMYALGIA? 266 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,400 IT'S COOL. 267 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,800 CHRIST, 268 00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,500 MOKE ORDERED A FISH. 269 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,700 YOU KIDDING ME? HE'S GONNA SINK THAT FRIGGIN' THING. 270 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,200 WHY DOES WHAT HAPPENED TO BUTCHIE MAKE IT FUCKED UP 271 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:54,000 TO HELP SHAUNIE DO WHAT ANY 13-YEAR-OLD WOULD WANT TO? 272 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,600 HE FUCKING FORBIDS ME TO LET SHAUNIE COMPETE. 273 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,200 I'M NOT MITCH'S WIFE,CISSY. 274 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,400 ALL THE TIME YOU SPEND WITH SHAUN... 275 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,100 YOU KNOW BUTCHIE BETTER THAN ANYBODY. 276 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:11,500 OR SHAUN'S GUARDIAN OR BUTCHIE'S MOTHER. 277 00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:16,100 AND HE TELLS ME HE'S GOT A BRAIN TUMOR. 278 00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:20,600 MITCH HAS GOT A BRAIN TUMOR? 279 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:33,700 WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST HIM, EITHER, FUCKING JERK. 280 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,200 It beeped. Leave a message... 281 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,900 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT TO DO AT THE BEEP. 282 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,600 HERE'S YOUR FUCKING MESSAGE, FREDDIE: 283 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,500 IN ONE MORE FUCKING HOUR SOMEONE HASN'T SHOWN UP TO GET ME RIGHT, 284 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,200 YOU GET HIT IN HAWAII BY A LAW ENFORCEMENT TSUNAMI 285 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:53,600 AND YOUR FUCKING ICE-CREAM MAN GOES OVER A CLIFF IN HIS FUCKING TRUCK! 286 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:01,100 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A FULL LOAD. 287 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,000 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS. 288 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,700 I HAVE OFFICE BUSINESS,RAMON. 289 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,100 HAVE TO GO HOME AND 290 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,700 WASH UP BEFORE I CONDUCT IT. 291 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,000 THE NEW OWNER TAKES POSSESSION AT 3:00. 292 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,100 MR. CUNNINGHAM.I'LL BE BACK THEN. 293 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,400 DON'T FORGET:BRING THE $200 WITH YOU. 294 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:24,600 HERE'S ANOTHER ONE WHO HAS TO CHANGE HIS WAYS. 295 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,500 VIETNAM JOE. 296 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:31,000 THE SNUG HARBOR'S CLOSED AS A STOP ON HIS UNDERGROUND RAILROAD. 297 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:34,200 THAT GUY DOESN'T FIT JOE'S PROFILE. 298 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,900 THE THREE STOOGES. 299 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,900 I COULD EAT A BOWL OF SOUP OFF THE TOP OF EITHER OF YOUR HEADS. 300 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,300 WHICH ROOM IN THE PALACE IS BUTCHIE YOST'S? 301 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,500 IF HE WAS HERE, 302 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,100 HE'D BE IN F. 303 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:50,500 OKAY, YOU GO OVER THERE, 304 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,900 YOU KNOCK ON THE DOOR. 305 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,000 SHOW ME. 306 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,400 YEAH. 307 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,700 YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 308 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:13,200 RAMON WANTS TO TALK TO YOU, JOE. 309 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,200 TRY TO KEEP THAT SHORT. 310 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:28,600 WHAT DO YOU WANT,BUTCHIE YOST? 311 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,800 I WANNA SEE SOME DOPE COME OUT OF YOUR POCKETS, OR MY $2,300. 312 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:03,100 HERE I AM, 313 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:04,800 EYES TO SEE THE SUNSET LOADED, 314 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,200 AND JUST FLEW OFF THE HANDLE WITH YOUR PEOPLE. 315 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,000 WHAT A FUCKING JERK. 316 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,700 LET'S GO CALL THE ICE-CREAM MAN AND TELL HIM I'M SORRY. 317 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,800 I'M COMING IN, MITCH. 318 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,600 THE GRAND POOBAH'S INNER SANCTUM. 319 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,900 HOLY FATHER, GREAT TAO, 320 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,700 FUCKING DALAI LAMA. 321 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,700 WHY WOULD YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT BRAIN CANCER? 322 00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:39,400 I'M HALLUCINATING. 323 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,100 YOU BEEN GETTING HIGH? 324 00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:46,000 NO, IT WASN'T A HALLUCINATION. IT'S NOT LIKE ACID. 325 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,800 YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE HALLUCINATING. 326 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,200 - I USED THE WRONG WORD. - WHAT'S THE RIGHT WORD, MITCH? 327 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,700 YOUR SINUSES ARE PLUGGED? 328 00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:54,000 'CAUSE THAT DOES POINT STRAIGHT AT BRAIN CANCER. 329 00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,300 IN THE LOT, 330 00:23:57,900 --> 00:24:00,500 AFTER I SURFED, I... 331 00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,600 I WAS UP IN THE AIR, IS HOW IT FELT. 332 00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:13,300 HALF THE TIME WITH EAR INFECTIONS I GET DIZZY LIKE THAT. 333 00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:15,500 GO TO SEE A DOCTOR. 334 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:16,500 IF I'VE GOT A TUMOR, 335 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:19,100 I DON'T WANT THEIR MACHINES GETTING AHOLD OF ME. 336 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,400 WELCOME TO THE REST OF OUR FUCKING LIVES! 337 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:27,600 YOU SURF WHEN NO ONE CAN SEE YOU, ME ESPECIALLY. 338 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,600 REST OF THE DAY YOU'RE IN YOUR CLUBHOUSE. 339 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,200 NEXT WEEK OR NEXT YEAR WE GET THE CALL: 340 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,700 BUTCHIE'S DEAD IN SOME FUCKING DUMPSTER. 341 00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:36,600 BUT THE BREAKING NEWS TODAY: 342 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 SHAUN 343 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:41,500 DOESN'T GET OUT EITHER, 344 00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:44,600 'CAUSE BIG MITCH FUCKING FORBIDS IT. 345 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,900 BECAUSE 20 YEARS AGO HIS KNEE GOT A BOO-BOO. 346 00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:49,800 A BOO-BOO, 347 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,500 THEY NEARLY AMPUTATED. 348 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,600 SUPPOSE YOU DO HAVE A TUMOR. 349 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,800 SUPPOSE YOU'RE FUCKING DYING. 350 00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:01,300 HOW ARE YOU GONNA KILL THE TIME 351 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,900 BEFORE YOU CHECK OUT? 352 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:07,400 WHAT ABOUT THE HEALING POWER OF SEX? 353 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,600 RIGHT. 354 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,200 YOU GIVE ME $2,300 355 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,700 AND THE ICE-CREAM MAN SAYS HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU. 356 00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:29,300 EMPTY YOUR POCKETS,BRO, 357 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,200 SO WE DON'T START NOT GETTING ALONG. 358 00:25:31,900 --> 00:25:33,800 ALL RIGHT, SHOW ME SOMETHING WITH YOUR NAME ON IT. 359 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,400 THESE FUCKING PLATINUM CARDS GOT THAT ROCKET FUEL 360 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,400 DON'T THEY, JOHN? VROOM VROOM. 361 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,900 - VROOM. - WHAT WERE YOU UP TO, JOHN, 362 00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:58,000 JUST BEFORE YOU CAME TO SEE ME? 363 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,900 WHAT THERE A LITTLE BIT OF THE... 364 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,300 WACKY TABACKY INVOLVED? 365 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:07,900 - DOES THAT BEGIN TO RING A BELL? - DOES IT RING A BELL? 366 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,600 WHERE I'M GOING, JOHN, IS ARE YOU FUCKED UP AT THE PRESENT MOMENT? 367 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,500 SPEED, FREON,TIRE SEALER, 368 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,700 - THE LITTLE GREEN CHUNKS FROM THE CAT LITTER? - DOESN'T RING A BELL. 369 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,500 WHO I AM RINGS A BELL,RIGHT, JOHN? YOU KNOW I'M BUTCHIE YOST. 370 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,000 BUTCHIE YOST RINGS A BELL. 371 00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:24,600 ALL RIGHT, JOHN, WE'LL WORK WITH WHAT WE GOT. 372 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,700 NOW MY CONCLUSION, NOT CONFUSING MYSELF WITH SHERLOCK HOLMES, 373 00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:29,700 IS A: YOU'RE A LITTLE SHY; 374 00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:31,600 AND B: YOU JUST BROKE YOUR PIGGY BANK 375 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,300 OR YOU HAVE A FEW DOLLARS IN THE FAMILY; 376 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:34,400 C: 377 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:38,200 YOU'RE HERE TO SURF WITH THE BEAST. 378 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 I AM HERE TO SURF WITH THE BEAST. 379 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,000 BUTCHIE "THE BEAST" YOST-- BRINGING HIM OUT OF SEMIRETIREMENT. 380 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 BRING BUTCHIE OUT OF SEMIRETIREMENT. 381 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,900 LEARN FROM THE BEST, FUCK THE REST. 382 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:51,300 - THAT COSTS TOP DOLLAR. - TOP DOLLAR RINGS A BELL. 383 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,900 IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME,JOHN, 384 00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:57,100 THAT WORRIED PARENTS WERE PART OF THE STORY. 385 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,000 HOW ABOUT WORRIED DOCTORS? 386 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,200 WORRIED DOCTORS AREN'T A PART OF THE STORY. 387 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,000 - OR WORRIED PARENTS. - WORRIED PARENTS DON'T RING A BELL, BUTCHIE. 388 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,400 OF COURSE, PARTS OF MY STORY YOU DON'T KNOW EITHER, RIGHT, JOHN? 389 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,100 I'M NO OPEN BOOK TO U, 390 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,100 WHATEVER BLSHIT YOU READ IN THOSE FUCKING MAGAZINES. 391 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:16,700 HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO: 392 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:18,600 WE'RE GONNA TAKE EACH OTHER AT FACE VALUE, JOHN, 393 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,900 AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER AS WE GO ALONG. 394 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,900 NOW MONEY'S GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE HANDS BETWEEN US, JOHN. 395 00:27:22,900 --> 00:27:24,300 YOU'RE GONNA BE SPENDING SOME OF THAT CASH. 396 00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:26,500 YOU GOT EXPENSES, FEES. 397 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,600 I NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE DOWN FOR THAT. 398 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,500 I'M DOWN FOR THAT. 399 00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:35,500 LET ME HEAR IT, JOHN-- HOW BIG YOU ARE FUCKING DOWN FOR IT. 400 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:36,700 HEAR IT BIG, BUTCHIE. 401 00:27:36,700 --> 00:27:41,100 JOHN AND HIS CASH AND HIS PLASTIC ARE DOWN WITH BUTCHIE THE BEAST! 402 00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:42,200 I'M DOWN! 403 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,500 DON'T DO THAT, JOHN. DON'T ... 404 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,400 OKAY, LET'S PICK UP OUR CREDIT CARD, 405 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:57,100 AND LET'S BE ADULT AROUND OUR POSSESSIONS. 406 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000 WAS SHAUN REALLY DISAPPOINTED 407 00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:10,800 WHEN YOU TOLD HIM HE COULDN'T GO? 408 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,800 HE NEVER SHOWS WHAT HE'S FEELING. 409 00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:18,100 YEAH, HE PLAYS IT PRETTY CLOSE TO THE VEST. 410 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:24,100 I THINK THAT'S GOOD. 411 00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:31,300 MAYBE WE SHOULD GET A CAMERA. 412 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,000 JUST TO SHOW IT'S NOT, IF I FEEL IT HAPPENING AGAIN, 413 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,000 GOING UP IN THE AIR. 414 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,400 I GET IT. 415 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,100 I'LL PICK YOU UP ONE AT JENCO. 416 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,600 I HOPE YOU'RE DOODLING, 'CAUSE WE KNOW YOU CAN'T WRITE. 417 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,500 URGENT CARE'S DOWN THE STREET. 418 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,000 - SAY HI TO JOHN, KAI. - HI, JOHN. 419 00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:17,600 - HI, KAI. - MY STUDENT AND MAIN MAN. 420 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,900 WE WANT AN OUTFIT,NOSE TO TAIL. 421 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,700 FULL-GODDAMN-POP ON EVERY WETSUIT AND SURFBOARD 422 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,900 - WE FUCKING-A DECIDE TO BUY, RIGHT, JOHN? - FUCKING-A, RIGHT. 423 00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:30,700 FULL FUCKING QUIVER. SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE BOARD SHAPED BY THE LITTLE LADY HERE, 424 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:34,700 MEANING SHE WILL BENEFIT FROM THAT ROCKET PROPELLANT IN YOUR FUCKING PLATINUM CARD. 425 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:37,000 MAYBE HE JUST WANTS TO START ??? 426 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,400 HEY, CHECK OUT THOSE BOARDS, JOHN. 427 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,700 EXAMINE 'EM CLOSELY WHILE KAI AND ME HAVE A TALK. 428 00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:45,600 EVERY SURFER NEEDS A BACKUP-- DOS MINIMUM. 429 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,400 DOS MINIMUM. 430 00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:49,100 WOULDN'T THIS BE A DAY TO WRITE HOME ABOUT 431 00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:50,800 IF I WASN'T HOMELESS AND DISOWNED? 432 00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:53,100 I FINALLY GET THAT FUCKING INJURY SETTLEMENT, 433 00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:54,400 AND I FUCKING INVEST IN A LID, 434 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,600 AND THAT FUCKING SAMOAN SELLS ME QUININE. 435 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,000 TOO BAD YOU DON'T GOT MALARIA. 436 00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,700 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 437 00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:03,200 WHERE'D YOU COME UP WITH HIM? 438 00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:04,700 HE CAME UP WITH ME. 439 00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:06,100 HE KNOCKED ON MY FUCKING DOOR. 440 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,200 JOHN MONAD. 441 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,200 SOUNDS FRENCH. 442 00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:16,700 WHAT, THE DRAGON LADY CALL IN SICK? 'CAUSE SHE ISN'T. 443 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000 SHE'S TAKING FUCKING SHAUNIE TO HUNTINGTON. 444 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,200 IS THAT RIGHT? 445 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:23,600 OR MAYBE YOU ALREADY KNEW. 446 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,700 SHAUN WANTED TO ENTER, BUTCHIE. 447 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,100 HE'S BEEN WORKING ON A "SPONSOR ME" VIDEO FOR MONTHS. 448 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,500 WHY DON'T YOU JUST ENTER HIM IN A JERK OFF COMPETITION 449 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:34,600 BECAUSE HE'S BEEN WORKING HIS JOHNSON IN THE BATHROOM? 450 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,600 - I DIDN'T ENTER HIM. - YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHEN I WALKED IN HERE. 451 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,800 - IT'S YOUR FAMILY. - SHE SIGNS YOUR PAYCHECK. 452 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,900 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SHAUN IN SIX MONTHS, BUTCHIE. 453 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:44,700 YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE, KAI, HOW MUCH TIME HIM AND ME SPEND TOGETHER. 454 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:45,700 YEAH, RIGHT. 455 00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:47,000 HE'S A LIAR. 456 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,600 HEY, FUCK YOU, KAI. 457 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,100 I TRY TO THROW YOU SOME FUCKING BUSINESS, 458 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,700 AND YOU PUT MY BALLS IN A VICE? 459 00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:55,600 I DON'T NEED YOU TO THROW ME ANY BUSINESS. 460 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,100 OKAY, SORRY TO FUCKING BOTHER YOU. 461 00:30:58,100 --> 00:30:59,600 GIVE MY LOVE TO MY MOM. 462 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:00,800 COME ON, JOHN. 463 00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:03,200 BYE, KAI. 464 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,100 WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE FUCKING IS? 465 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,500 SHE'S KAI, BUTCHIE. 466 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,300 I SIGNED OVER CUSTODY SO I WOULDN'T LOUSE THAT KID UP. 467 00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:15,800 PLUS I HAD TO TO GET FUCKING PROBATION. 468 00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:18,700 WHERE IS MY FUCKING PHONE? 469 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,900 SOME THINGS I KNOW, AND SOME THINGS I DON'T. 470 00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:23,000 I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A PHONE, JOHN, DO YOU? 471 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,400 - SOME THINGS I KNOW,AND SOME THINGS I DON'T. - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. 472 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,800 EVERY TIME YOU WANNA SAY, "SOME THINGS I KNOW, AND SOME THINGS I DON'T," 473 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,700 JUST SAY, "I DON'T KNOW, BUTCHIE," INSTEAD. 474 00:31:30,700 --> 00:31:32,100 I DON'T KNOW,BUTCHIE, INSTEAD. 475 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,300 I WANNA SEE WHERE MY FUCKING OLD MAN IS IN ALL THIS SHIT. 476 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,700 WHERE'S MITCH "THE HOLY MAN" YOST? 477 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:46,800 I LIKE KAI. 478 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,000 YEAH, YOU WOULD, JOHN. ??? 479 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,600 YOU PROBABLY CAN FUCKING BONE HER IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH. 480 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,400 - I'LL BONE HER. - YEAH. 481 00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:58,600 MIGHT WANT TO HAVE TO BUST HER JAW FIRST SO SHE'D SHUT THE FUCK UP. 482 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:00,400 HELLO. 483 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,100 CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING A FUCKING GUTLESS CUNT. 484 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:05,000 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 485 00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:07,500 IT MEANS YOU'RE A SELFISH FUCKING COCKSUCKER, THAT'S WHAT. 486 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,800 WHAT, YOU TIRED OF NO ONE'S ASKING YOU, 487 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,300 SO YOU GO AHEAD AND OKAY FOR HIM? 488 00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:12,800 MAYBE YOU WANNA TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 489 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,300 SHAUN IN HUNTINGTON. 490 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,800 HE'S NOT GOING. 491 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,600 He's there then with you. 492 00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:23,200 WHAT'S THAT, DAD? 493 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,400 I CAN'T HEAR. 494 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:29,500 WELL, I'VE FORBIDDEN IT. YOUR MOTHER WILL SEE HE DOESN'T GO. 495 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:30,600 Mother? 496 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,100 Did you say Mother will see? 497 00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:34,200 THAT'S A GOOD ONE, POP. 'CAUSE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU: 498 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,100 MOTHER WILL SEE TO IT THAT HE DOES GO, 499 00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:39,100 AND THEN YOU WON'T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE UNTIL THE DEAL IS DONE. 500 00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:40,800 BUT THAT'S GONNA BE OKAY WITH YOU, ISN'T IT? 501 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,900 MOTHER DOES THE DIRTY SPADEWORK, 502 00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:45,300 WHILE FUCKING SHAUN WINS A FEW DIRTY COMPETITIONS 503 00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:48,500 AND MORE DIRTY MONEY STARTS FLOWING INTO MITCH'S FUCKING ASHRAM. 504 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,300 Yeah, don't forget the dirty needles, Butchie. 505 00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:52,400 How about that other dirty business you're not in? 506 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,700 Of being a fucking father to your son. 507 00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:57,300 So your mother and I hat to wind up taking legal custody. 508 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,000 I OUGHTA DRIVE DOWN TO THAT SHITBOX YOU LIVE IN 509 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,600 - AND KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS! - YOU COULD FUCKING TRY, DAD. 510 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,000 I'M ON MY WAY, SON. 511 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,400 DON'T FORGET TO LUBE UP YOUR BONE-ON-BONE KNEE, YOU FUCKING GOAT! 512 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,300 DON'T FORGET TO SHOOT UP SOME COURAGE! 513 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,600 FUCK YOU! 514 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,700 WHAT A DICK! 515 00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,200 I THINK HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA COME. 516 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,400 GOD DAMN, I GOTTA GET HIGH. 517 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,900 I GOTTA GET GOOD AND FUCKING HIGH 518 00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:25,800 SO I COULD KICK THAT COCKSUCKER'S FUCKING ASS. 519 00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:27,800 FUCKING HIGH,I GOTTA GET HIGH. 520 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,100 I GOTTA GET HIGH, MAN. 521 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,200 ARE YOU FROM SOMEPLACE COLD, JOHN? 522 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,100 I DON'T KNOW,BUTCHIE, INSTEAD. 523 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,800 I BET IF YOU'RE FROM SOMEPLACE COLD, JOHN, 524 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,500 THAT YOUR MOM CLIPPED YOUR MITTENS TO YOUR FUCKING COAT. 525 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:44,900 YOU WANT TO MEET A HAPPY FAMILY, 526 00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:48,500 WATCH A SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS, JOHN. MEET THE FUCKING JETSONS. 527 00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:50,900 MEET THE FUCKING JETSONS. 528 00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:52,800 HEY, YOU WANNA SEE MY OLD MAN GET HIS ASS KICKED? 529 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,700 JUST TAKE A RIDE WITH ME, PAL. 530 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,200 Shift supervisor pick up 432. 531 00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:03,300 Shift supervisor pick up 432. 532 00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:29,500 I'M LOOKING FOR AN INSTAMATIC. 533 00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:35,700 WOULD YOU CONSIDER A DIABETIC, IF HARDWORKING AND HANDSOME? 534 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,500 AN INSTAMATIC CAMERA,GARY. 535 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,700 WE DON'T HAVE 'EM. 536 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:47,000 - YOU DON'T? - NO, NO INSTAMATICS. 537 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:49,400 I'M FULLY ACQUAINTED WITH OUR INVENTORY, MA'AM. 538 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,700 WE NO LONGER CARRY INSTAMATICS. 539 00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:52,500 WE HAVE DIGITAL CAMERAS, AND WE HAVE DISPOSABLES, 540 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:54,800 AND THOSE ARE ALL IN AISLE 74. 541 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,200 OKAY, THOSE NEARLY HIT ME. 542 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,900 NO, THOSE NEARLY DIDN'T. 543 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,300 UP YOUR ASS! 544 00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:30,600 UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE. 545 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:33,100 FUCK YOU! 546 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,800 EXCUSE ME.I LOST MY TEMPER. 547 00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:46,500 STEP OUT OF THE LINE,PLEASE, MA'AM. 548 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,100 WHY? 549 00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:50,500 PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE LINE. 550 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:54,500 YOU FUCKING IDIOT WITH YOUR TIN BADGE AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING GOATEE. 551 00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:57,500 - 427. - OH, WE UP TO A 427 NOW? 552 00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:58,800 YOU GOING FOR THE MACE AND TASERS? 553 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,500 PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE LINE. 554 00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:02,800 HI, THESE CHECKOUT LINES ARE CLOSED, FOLKS. 555 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,100 THEY'LL HELP YOU OVER HERE. THANKS A LOT. 556 00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:06,100 THIS GUY MADE A HALF-ASSED PASS AT ME. 557 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:09,200 I AM A DIABETIC. I DID NO SUCH THING. 558 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:10,800 COME WITH ME, MA'AM. 559 00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:12,300 JUST GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 560 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:14,700 - MA'AM, MA'AM. - HEY, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME. 561 00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:15,700 MA'AM, PLEASE. 562 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,800 MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE HAD ONE OF THOSE FLOWER 563 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,300 NECKLACES FOR HIM. 564 00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:27,200 IT'S CALLED A LEI. IT MAY COME TO THAT. 565 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:35,100 THE SNUG HARBOR'S NEW OWNER, RAMON. 566 00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:36,400 MR. CUNNINGHAM. 567 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:43,400 IF ATTORNEY DICKSTEIN HAS BEEN DISCREET, 568 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,200 IT WILL NOW SURPRISE YOU TO LEARN, RAMON, 569 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,200 I'M A WINNER OF THE MEGA MILLIONS LOTTERY. 570 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,900 WHOA, CONGRATULATIONS! 571 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,600 I DISCLOSE THIS TO EXPLAIN 572 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:56,100 THAT I AM ARMED IN ACCORD WITH THE STATE LOTTERY COMMISSION'S PAMPHLET, 573 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:57,700 "THE CHALLENGE OF SUDDEN WEALTH," 574 00:36:57,700 --> 00:37:01,400 WHICH URGES THAT WINNERS BE CAUTIOUS IN THE CONDUCT OF THEIR BUSINESS AFFAIRS. 575 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,500 SENSIBLE. 576 00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:06,600 IN ANY CASE, 577 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:09,900 AFTER A 20 YEARS INTERLUDE IN AZUSA, 578 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:12,900 I AM RETURNED TO IMPERIAL BEACH. 579 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:17,100 I'VE TOLD RAMON THAT YOU INTEND TO KEEP HIM ON. 580 00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:19,900 IN FACT, RAMON, YOU WON'T CONTINUE AS MANAGER. 581 00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:22,900 I TOLD ATTORNEY DICKSTEIN I'D BE KEEPING YOU ON SALARY. 582 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,600 NATURALLY,I'D ASSUMED... 583 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,200 I'M GOING TO LEVEL THIS PLACE. 584 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,300 I HAVE MANY COUSINS THAT CAN HELP TO LEVEL, 585 00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:33,300 AND MY COUSIN MARGARITA WORKS FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF PERMITS. 586 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,100 - LEVEL IT? - LEVEL IT. 587 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:40,600 AH. 588 00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:43,900 I WILL NOT BE SURPRISED NOR JUDGE HARSHLY,RAMON, 589 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:49,600 TO LEARN THAT YOU'VE SUPPLEMENTED YOUR STIPEND FROM THE COURT TAKING IN GUESTS OFF THE LIBROS. 590 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:53,400 THAT GUEST IS MY RESPONSIBILITY, MR. CUNNINGHAM. 591 00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:55,200 A RELATIVE DOWN ON HIS LUCK? 592 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,100 I SURF A LITTLE. HE WAS A GREAT SURFER. 593 00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:01,300 AND, YES, HE WAS DOWN ON HIS LUCK. 594 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,500 PULL THE HANDLE, PUSH THE DOOR, JOHN. 595 00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:06,100 HE DID PAY $200 596 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:10,400 FOR STAYING HERE A COUPLE OF DAYS, WHICH RAMON INSISTED ON. 597 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:14,200 YEAH, HE WAS A SPOKESMAN FOR THAT TEQUILA. BUTCHIE. 598 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:16,900 BUTCHIE. 599 00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:18,700 SIT DOWN AND STAY RIGHT HERE. 600 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,600 I'M GONNA ROLL ME A FUCKING FAT ONE. 601 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,600 FULL FUCKING QUIVER, RIGHT, JOHN? 602 00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:28,200 - HUH? - I DON'T KNOW, BUTCHIE, INSTEAD. 603 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:32,200 BETTER HAVE A GOOD FUCKING HEALTH PLAN YOU SEE MITCH YOST AGAIN. 604 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,600 BUTCHIE YOST, HE CHANGED SURFING. 605 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,100 BUTCHIE YOST? 606 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,400 DEAL WITH THE KIDS IN THE WORKS. 607 00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:43,800 JESUS CHRIST! 608 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,200 THIS IS A BLOWOUT. 609 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,200 THIS IS A PUNCTURE OF THE LEFT FRONT TIRE. 610 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,000 THIS IS ALL FUCKED UP,MAN. 611 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,900 MY GRANDSON'S GOT A SURFING CONTEST. 612 00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:55,700 MY HUSBAND AND I ARE SUPPOSED TO TAKE HIM. 613 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,300 MITCH YOST, THE WONDERFUL SURFER FROM BEFORE THE TALKIES. 614 00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:01,200 DOES THAT MAKE YOU BUTCHIE YOST'S MOTHER? 615 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,800 - IS THAT A CRIME NOW, TOO? - WATCH YOUR HEAD. 616 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,700 WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT EVEN MEAN? 617 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,200 STAY OUT OF THIS, JOHN. 618 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,300 STAY BACK. 619 00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:20,200 THE END IS NEAR. 620 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,200 RIGHT HERE, YOU ANCIENT FUCK. NOW'S YOUR SHOT. 621 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,600 YEAH, LET ME GIVE YOU TODAY'S EXCUSE FOR SHOOTING UP. 622 00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:26,100 BRING IT, YOU FUCK! 623 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,500 NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF AT ANY AGE, 624 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,400 TO BE AFRAID TO CHANGE A TIRE IN TRAFFIC. 625 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,500 I SWEAR WE'LL GET YOU TO YOUR EVENT. 626 00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:41,100 THE PIGS GOT GRANDMA. 627 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,500 HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THAT WORD? 628 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,700 I'M GONNA PULL IT OVER HERE. 629 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,800 PROBABLY COMPLETELY OBLITERATE THE RIM. 630 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:50,800 THIS IS MY DAD'S MOTEL. 631 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,100 I CAN'T HELP IT. CIRCUMSTANCES HAVE INTERVENED. 632 00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:55,100 COME ON, YOU LITTLE SHIT. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? 633 00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:56,800 RIGHT HERE. NOW'S YOUR CHANCE. 634 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,700 MOTHERFUCKER. 635 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 - I OUGHTA KICK YOUR FUCKING TEETH IN. - FUCKING BRING IT. 636 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,400 - WE ARE ALL FRAIL VESSELS. - COME ON, MOTHERFUCKER. 637 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,700 WHAT'S THIS NONSENSE NOW? 638 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,300 - EXTRAORDINARY. - BUTCHIE'S MOM HURT BARRY'S HEAD. 639 00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:15,700 STAY DOWN, SHAUNIE. 640 00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:18,800 EVEN AS I TRY TO CLOSE THE LIBROS 641 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,500 OF THIS SORDID EDIFICE, 642 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:23,800 WRITE FINIS TO THE STORY OF MY DEFLOWERING AT 10 643 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,800 - IN ROOM 24... - ROOM 24 WILL GIVE UP ITS DEAD 644 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:31,300 - AND THE DEAD SHALL BE FORGIVEN. - I FIND CHARACTERS FROM ANOTHER CHAPTER OF MY LIFE INTRUDING. 645 00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:33,800 NOT COMPLETELY FOLLOWING, MR. CUNNINGHAM, 646 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,500 BUT SO CERTAIN GUNS ARE NOT THE ANSWER. 647 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:39,200 DOES YOUR GROTESQUE SPAWN STILL ... 648 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,300 WIELD THE OLD BROOM HANDLE, MITCH? 649 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:43,600 BRAIN THE OCCASIONAL 650 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,900 12-YEAR-OLD SHELL COLLECTOR? 651 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:48,200 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 652 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,000 MAYBE HE AND BUTCHIE HAVE SOME HISTORY ON THE BEACH. 653 00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:53,700 WHERE RAMON IS FROM, THEY WOULD BUILD MITCH A SHRINE. 654 00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:56,900 ...FROM THE SLACK-JAWED MUTANT, BUTCHIE, ON THE BEACH, 655 00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:59,900 - LO, THOSE MANY YEARS AGO. - I REMEMBER HIM. 656 00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:02,600 WE WERE IN THE SIXTH GRADE TOGETHER. IT'S BARRY THE FAIRY. 657 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,800 AND WERE YOU NOT THE SURFER, MITCH, 658 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,200 WHO PADDLED IN TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED, 659 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,000 THEN TURNED AND PADDLED BACK OUT? 660 00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:14,900 I WAS TRYING TO HIT YOU WITH THE BROOM PART, BARRY. 661 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,300 NO ONE MEANT TO HIT YOU WITH THE HANDLE. 662 00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:19,000 OH, WHY, 663 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:25,600 I WONDER IF KNOWING THAT MIGHTN'T HAVE KEPT ME FROM CONTRACTING EPILEPSY IN THE AFTERMATH. 664 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,300 THE BROOM PART FELL OFF. 665 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,000 THE BROOM PART FELL OFF, RAMON. 666 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:35,600 DON'T WE FIND SO OFTEN OUR BODIES ARE THEATERS OF OUR RESENTMENTS? 667 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,600 CERTAINLY... 668 00:41:37,300 --> 00:41:40,000 ONE GOOD BLOWJOB ROCKED THE JEW LAWYER'S WORLD. 669 00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:42,000 ...IN ROOM 24, 670 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:46,100 MINE HAS HOSTED VAUDEVILLES OF DEGRADATION. 671 00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:48,200 NO NO NO.HEY, BARRY BARRY BARRY! 672 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,400 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 673 00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:54,500 AND YOU TWO CARRYING ON WITH YOUR WIFE 674 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,300 AND YOUR MOTHER IN CUSTODY. 675 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:58,200 - MY MOTHER? IN CUSTODY? - SHAUN WILL SOON BE GONE. 676 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,700 GET THIS FRUIT OUT OF THE SUN. 677 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,900 - I'M SHAUN. - I'M JOHN. 678 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,100 HOW'S IT GOING? 679 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,600 IT'S DISORDERLY CONDUCT, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 680 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,300 SHE'S GOTTA BE RUN FOR WARRANTS. 681 00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:32,900 IT'S A CITATION AND RELEASE. 682 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,200 EXPEDITE THE WARRANT SEARCH. LET'S GET THIS SENILE BASTARD OUT OF HERE. 683 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,600 WHAT IS THAT LITTLE BACK AND FORTH? 684 00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:42,400 I'M BEHIND THE DESK NOW, BILL, 685 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,400 AND I'M ASKING YOU TO SIT DOWN. 686 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,000 HOW ABOUT IF I DON'T SIT DOWN? 687 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,900 HOW ABOUT IF I MAKE YOUR CIRCULARS CURRENT? 688 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:51,200 HOW ABOUT THAT? BECAUSE THEY'RE A DISGRACE. 689 00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:54,600 HERE'S ONE: HERNANDEZ-- ROBBERY AND CAR THEFT. 690 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,500 I SWEAR TO GOD, 691 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:57,700 THIS GUY CHANGED MY OIL NOT TWO DAYS AGO. 692 00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:02,100 IT'S AN HONOR TO BE IN THE COMPANY OF A SURFING LEGEND. 693 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:03,200 THANK YOU AGAIN. 694 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,900 WE LOST YOU TOO SOON TO YOUR KNEE. 695 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,400 I GET AROUND ALL RIGHT. 696 00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:11,600 AND YOUR SON ALSO, TO HIS MANY DIFFICULTIES. 697 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,900 WELL, YOU SEE HIM BREATHING THERE. 698 00:43:13,900 --> 00:43:16,300 COMPETITIVELY, I MEANT, WE'VE LOST HIM. 699 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,500 DOES THAT ABOUT GET IT ALL SAID? 700 00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:22,500 EXCEPT FOR MY THANKS FOR THE PLEASURE YOU GAVE ME AS A SPECTATOR. 701 00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:24,000 YOU'RE WELCOME. 702 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,000 SO I GUESS YOU MISSED YOUR EVENT. 703 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:31,600 ARE YOU PROUD OF ME? 704 00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:39,700 NO, I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO GO, SHAUNIE. 705 00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:41,000 'CAUSE IT'S SO LAME? 706 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:43,000 WHICH ISN'T SAYING YOU SHOULD BE MISSING SHIT. 707 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,300 ANYWAYS. 708 00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:50,400 HOW'S IT GOING? 709 00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:59,400 I'LL SAY JUST ONE MORE THING: 710 00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:01,800 TRESTLES, 1979. 711 00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:04,600 TO SEE YOU SURF WAS ALL I WANTED FOR MY BAR MITZVAH. 712 00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:09,100 YOU'RE A FIFTH FUCKING WHEEL AROUND HERE, DICKSTEIN. 713 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,800 YOU FEEL THEY'D WANT ME TO MAKE A STATEMENT? 714 00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:12,700 I'LL MAKE A STATEMENT IF NEED BE. 715 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,100 I'M THE DEPARTMENT RETIREE. 716 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,700 - AND I HAVE THE WEAPON-- - PLEASE DON'T SPEAKOF ANY WEAPON. 717 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,700 YOUR ASSIGNMENT IS TO KEEP MY TRUCK FROM BEING DISASSEMBLED 718 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,800 BY MARAUDING LOWLIFES AND TO MAKE SURE THAT THAT FRUIT GETS HOME. 719 00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:27,400 - HE HAS A CAR OF HIS OWN. - HYBRID, WHICH THE MARAUDERS WON'T BOTHER. 720 00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:30,400 AND IF THE FRUIT'S ALLOWED AT THE WHEEL, I'M LIABLE TO DRIVE OFF A BRIDGE. 721 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,200 FOR GOD'S SAKE, DICKSTEIN, ONLY ONE HAND CAN BE AT THE HELM. 722 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,700 PLEASE TELL EVERYONE I LEFT. 723 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,100 LIKE ANYBODY GIVES A FUCK. 724 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,100 IF I ASK, 725 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,900 IS SHAUNIE GONNA TELL ME BILL WAS TAKING HIM TO HUNTINGTON? 726 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,900 WELL, HE'S NOT MUCH OF A LIAR. 727 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,400 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S BETWEEN ME AND YOUR MOTHER. 728 00:44:57,700 --> 00:44:59,600 I WENT BULLSHIT AT A JENCO. 729 00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:10,600 I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH,HONEY. 730 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,000 HE MUST READ SOME OLD FUCKING MAGAZINES. 731 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,000 HE SIGNED UP TO BE MY STUDENT AND TOLD ME YOU SHOULD GET BACK IN THE GAME. 732 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,000 YEAH, HE TD ME THE SAME THING AT THE BEACH THIS MORNING. 733 00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:45,900 HE'S HARMLESS 734 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:47,900 AND FUCKING RICH. 735 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,300 I JUST FOUND OUT I'M PRETTY SICK. 736 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:11,200 THAT'S WHY I SHORT-FUSED WHEN YOU FUCKING CALLED. 737 00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:14,000 I GOT BEAT ON SOME DOPE. 738 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,300 I'M DOPESICK, DAD, IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY. 739 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:21,600 GONNA BE. 740 00:46:22,700 --> 00:46:25,500 I MEAN, THAT'S WHY I WAS CRANKY ON THE PHONE. 741 00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:32,700 AM I UP IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW? 742 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,000 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 743 00:46:35,100 --> 00:46:38,300 - ARE MY FEET OFF THE GROUND? -NO. 744 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:40,900 YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING LOOK? 745 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,900 WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOOK FOR,DAD? YOU'RE NOT OFF THE FUCKING GROUND. 746 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,900 THAT'S THE TUMOR'S BIG SYMPTOM-- 747 00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:53,100 FEELING LIKE YOU'RE UP IN THE AIR. 748 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,900 SO IT'S IN YOUR BRAIN. JESUS CHRIST, I'M SORRY. 749 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,400 WHEN DID THEY DO THE TESTS? 750 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,700 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 751 00:47:04,900 --> 00:47:06,700 - DOES MOM KNOW? - OH, YEAH. 752 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,400 I HAD TO TELL HER THIS MORNING. 753 00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:11,900 FUCK, I-- 754 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,800 I'M SORRY I BROKE YOUR BALLS. THAT'S THE LAST FUCKING THING YOU NEEDED. 755 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,200 YOU'RE UP. 756 00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:32,300 IT FEELS LIKE I AM. 757 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,600 YOU ARE. 758 00:47:33,700 --> 00:47:35,000 YOU'RE OFF THE GROUND, DAD. 759 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,200 YOU'RE LIKE 2 1/2 INCHES IN THE FUCKING AIR. 760 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,000 FEELS LIKE MORE. 761 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,700 WELL, IF THAT'S A TUMOR, WHERE DO I SIGN UP? 762 00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:05,400 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 763 00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:07,400 MY NAME IS JOHN. 764 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,100 - HE'S MY FRIEND. - I'M HIS FRIEND. 765 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:13,000 WELL, FRIEND OF SHAUN, 766 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,200 I GOT MY EYE ON YOU. 767 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,600 I GOT MY EYE ON YOU. 768 00:48:16,700 --> 00:48:18,500 NO, I GOT MY EYE ON YOU. 769 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,500 ♪♪ 770 00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:26,600 HO HO. 771 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,800 I'LL WATCH MY OWN HEAD. 772 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,000 ARE YOU PREFERRING CHARGES, TOO? 773 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,200 WE GOTTA GET WET. 774 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,100 DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER GUN,MR. CUNNINGHAM? 775 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:59,700 I DID NOT BUY A BACKUP, AGAINST THE ADVICE OF PETE'S PISTOL HUT. 776 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,600 DO YOU FEEL AT THIS MOMENT YOU MAY OTHERWISE BE A DANGER TO YOURSELF? 777 00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:05,900 NO, I DO NOT FEEL AT THIS MOMENT 778 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,100 THAT I'M OTHERWISE A DANGER TO MYSELF. 779 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,200 DO YOU SURF? 780 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,200 I DO NOT SURF. 781 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,100 YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME. 782 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,500 IT'S FUN. 783 00:49:28,900 --> 00:49:30,300 WELL, I... 784 00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:33,300 HOPE I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 785 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,100 I GOTTA ASK YOU, JOHN-- 786 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,300 WE'RE GONNA BE FRIENDS NO MATTER WHAT, OKAY? 787 00:49:52,900 --> 00:49:55,600 COULD YOU HAVE FIBBED AS FAR AS YOUR SKILL LEVEL? 788 00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:57,700 I COULD HAVE FIBBED. 789 00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:01,200 FOR EXAMPLE, JOHN, 790 00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:04,100 IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ON A BOARD? 791 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,900 IT'S POSSIBLE, BUTCHIE. 792 00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,700 WE CANNOT FOLD ON DRY LAND RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 793 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,600 WHEN WE'RE OUTSIDE, YOU'RE GONNA GET A LEG CRAMP, 794 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:20,000 THEN WE'RE GONNA TURN AROUND AND PADDLE BACK IN. HOW DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU, JOHN? 795 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:22,000 THAT SOUNDS, BUTCHIE. 796 00:50:22,700 --> 00:50:24,400 JESUS CHRIST. 797 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,800 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. 798 00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:31,100 CAN I GO OUT WITH DAD AND JOHN NOW? 799 00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:34,300 YEAH, GO AHEAD. 800 00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:44,600 - OH, MY FUCKING LEG! - YOU GOTTA GRAB THE LEG, JOHN. 801 00:50:44,700 --> 00:50:47,000 - YOU GOTTA SELL IT. - CAN YOU HELP ME OUT, DAD? 802 00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:48,100 YEAH. 803 00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:54,100 - YOU READY, SHAUNIE? - YOU READY, JOHN? 804 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:58,000 - HELL YEAH, JOHN'S READY. - HELL YEAH, I'M READY,SHAUN. 805 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,000 ALL RIGHT, STUNT, DO AS TEACHER DOES. 806 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,900 ONE STEP FUCKING BEHIND ME. 807 00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:07,000 NO NO NO NO. NO HANDS, JOHN.COME ON. 808 00:51:08,100 --> 00:51:09,100 GRAB YOUR BOARD. 809 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,800 NO NO NO. 810 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,900 JOHNNY, THERE YOU GO. 811 00:51:16,300 --> 00:51:18,500 JUST WHEN YOU THINK HE'S RUN OUT OF DOOFUSES. 812 00:51:19,300 --> 00:51:22,200 SO BILL SAYS HE CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN HE GOT THAT FLAT 813 00:51:23,300 --> 00:51:25,500 IF HE WAS TAKING SHAUN TO THAT SURF CONTEST. 814 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,300 HE WAS. I ASKED HIM TO. 815 00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:32,400 AFTER I FORBADE IT. 816 00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:38,800 MAYBE THIS IS THE TIME WE ADMIT WE DON'T HAVE A PERFECT MARRIAGE. 817 00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:47,000 MAYBE IT'S THE TIME TO SAY I DON'T HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR. 818 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,000 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 819 00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:56,200 SURFER'S EAR, LIKE YOU THOUGHT. 820 00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:59,100 YOU'D NEVER MISTAKE HIM FOR A BEGINNER, WOULD YOU? 821 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,300 HUH-UH. 822 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,500 YOU'RE NOT PADDLING LIKE A MONKEY ON CRACK OVER THERE, JOHN. 823 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,400 I'M NOT A MONKEY ON CRACK. 824 00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:16,800 YOU ALL RIGHT THERE,BILL? 825 00:52:17,900 --> 00:52:19,600 WAITING TO HEAR FROM DICKSTEIN. 826 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,200 DID HE GET MY TRUCK TOWED? 827 00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:23,700 DID HE TRANSPORT THAT SUICIDAL FRUIT? 828 00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:25,300 WAITING TO FIND OUT. 829 00:52:27,300 --> 00:52:28,900 MIGHT AS WELL BE SPEAKING RUSSIAN. 830 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:32,800 DO YOU SURF, TEDDY? 831 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,100 TEDDY,YOU WIPED OUT. 832 00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:03,400 - OH, MY FUCKING LEG! - JUST REST A MINUTE, JOHN.IT'LL PASS. 833 00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:05,100 I GOTTA SELL IT. 834 00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:08,700 GO AHEAD, SHAUN,TAKE ONE IN WHILE JOHN'S CRAMP PASSES. 835 00:53:30,700 --> 00:53:32,600 SHAUNIE YOST! 836 00:53:37,700 --> 00:53:40,400 I JUST NEEDED TO CATCH MY BREATH. WE'LL PADDLE BACK IN A SECOND. 837 00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:44,300 NO NO NO, WHOA WHOA. WAIT WAIT, JOHN, JOHN! 838 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,700 SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE! 839 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,800 JOHNNY MONAD JUST PUT THAT WAVE IN THE ICU! 840 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:11,600 I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA DO IT. 841 00:54:12,300 --> 00:54:13,700 SURF, YOU MEAN, 842 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,300 BEFORE US FALLEN EARTHLINGS? 843 00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:20,400 TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY. 844 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:23,200 TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY. 845 00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:29,500 THIS KID'S SMART-ALECK FRIEND GETS A STEM-TO-STERN CHECKOUT TOMORROW. 846 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,100 I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT MUCH. 847 00:54:32,300 --> 00:54:34,100 I GOT MY EYE ON YOU. 848 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:37,000 WELL, I GOT MY EYE ON YOU, PAL, BELIEVE YOU ME. 849 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,500 I GOT MY EYE ON YOU, BILL. 850 00:54:41,300 --> 00:54:55,300 welcome to www.1000fr.com