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On the count of three, you will awaken
feeling refreshed, as if

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Futurama had never been cancelled by idiots,
then brought back by bigger idiots.

3
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One,

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two

5
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Professor, my fry-fro is all frizzy.

6
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- Okay.
- Well, that's all.

7
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Oh also, I'm covered with severe burns.

8
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So? What of it?

9
00:00:34,749 --> 00:00:37,359
Well... Why is... those things?

10
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You mean you don't remember?

11
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Nope. Nothing.
It's like I passed out in college,

12
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except no one drew magic-marker
penises on my forehead.

13
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Well, I suppose it's for the best.

14
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Considering the unbearable
horrors you've endured.

15
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Let's never speak of it again.

16
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It all began a few days ago.

17
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We were interstellar fugitives
on the run from the law.

18
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Fire all weapons and open a hailing
frequency for my victory yodel.

19
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And so, as you and Leela kissed goodbye
in a tender display of tonguesmanship,

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we plunged into a massive wormhole.

21
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Never to be seen again.

22
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Yeah, we're back.

23
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Sweet coincidence of Port-au-Prince,
we're back at Earth!

24
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Of course!
That was the Panama wormhole!

25
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Earth's central channel for shipping!

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- How humorous.
-Yes, it's sort of a Comedy Central Channel.

27
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And we're on it now!

28
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I get it!

29
00:02:06,134 --> 00:02:09,321
We've lost power to the forward gameboy.
Mario not responding!

30
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Brace for emergency landing.

31
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Roger that. Activate safety-spheres!

32
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Also mine has air-conditioning.

33
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Yet thanks to my trusty safety-sphere,
I sublibed with only trivial braindabglid.

34
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- And the others?
- Right here behind this horrorcloth.

35
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- Are they dead?
- No, no, no, no. Much worse.

36
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Subbed by: Daealis
corrected by gloriabg

37
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Move over God!
Prepare for rebirth.

38
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Wrong switch.

39
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Come on stem cells, work your
astounding scientific nonsense.

40
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Fetal stem cells?
Aren't those controversial?

41
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In your time yes, but nowadays

42
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shut up.

43
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Besides, these are adult stem cells,
harvested from perfectly healthy adults

44
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whom I killed for their stem cells.

45
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Hermes Conrad!

46
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O' man, I'm dripping with placenta.
Good thing it's casual Friday.

47
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Amy Wong!

48
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- Ooh, baby soft!
- Indeed.

49
00:04:39,799 --> 00:04:40,781
Dr. Zoidberg!

50
00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:45,395
Hermes, my friend!
Let me cut off your umbilical cord.

51
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And the rest!

52
00:04:50,711 --> 00:04:52,534
Hooray! We're back in bussiness.

53
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Over my dead body.

54
00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,140
Eh, nevermind.

55
00:05:02,449 --> 00:05:04,376
Bender, are the stem cells working?

56
00:05:08,166 --> 00:05:13,394
- I'm dying. I need mouth-to-ass resuscitation.
- I'm on it!

57
00:05:16,142 --> 00:05:17,665
It's not working!

58
00:05:19,272 --> 00:05:22,173
I die happy knowing you fell for that.

59
00:05:23,438 --> 00:05:26,649
His power supply is shut.
He's flatlining!

60
00:05:29,709 --> 00:05:32,229
Only one thing can keep him alive.

61
00:05:33,295 --> 00:05:34,480
Possibly this thing.

62
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Whoo! I've never felt so energetic.

63
00:05:45,570 --> 00:05:50,317
That's because the doomsday device
I showed all up in you puts out 15 gigawatts.

64
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- That's ten times your recommended...
- Who are you, my warranty?

65
00:06:02,364 --> 00:06:06,572
For God sakes Bender, keep dancing!
Keep whooping it up!

66
00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:12,200
You must burn off the doomsday energy
as fast as it's produced,

67
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or it will build to critical levels!

68
00:06:15,668 --> 00:06:18,107
- You don't mean
- Oh but I do.

69
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If you stop partying for a single second,
you'll explode and kill everyone here

70
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in a fireball melted gears
and splattered bones!

71
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Sounds like a party, baby!
Oh yeah!

72
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Hey, speaking of splattered bowels,
can I cook you a romantic
dinner tonight, Leela?

73
00:06:38,948 --> 00:06:40,027
Where's Leela?

74
00:06:43,868 --> 00:06:47,329
Is she ok? Why hasn't she
acknowledged my dinner offer?

75
00:06:47,364 --> 00:06:50,935
Something's wrong! She's not
responding to my poking stick!

76
00:06:52,047 --> 00:06:55,511
- Poke harder, dammit!
- I'm poking as hard as I can!

77
00:06:55,934 --> 00:07:02,150
I'm sorry Fry, but I'm afraid Leela
is in an irreversible coma.

78
00:07:19,931 --> 00:07:23,566
My soulmate is gone.
Why should I go on living?

79
00:07:23,737 --> 00:07:25,705
Because the pain slowly fades,

80
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but the love is forever.

81
00:07:29,406 --> 00:07:32,385
But what if I forget the
sweet sound of her voice,

82
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or the moist touch
of her eyeball on my lips?

83
00:07:35,429 --> 00:07:39,440
Are you still hung-up on whatshername?
Move on already!

84
00:07:40,175 --> 00:07:42,878
- Maybe you're right.
- Maybe I'm always right.

85
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Build-a-bot workshop.

86
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It's time to start living again.

87
00:08:07,852 --> 00:08:10,517
At least it's something to
distract me from Leela.

88
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Nah

89
00:08:17,946 --> 00:08:19,623
Now that I like for some reason.

90
00:08:25,436 --> 00:08:29,863
- I like jelly beans. Do you?
- I sure do honey.

91
00:08:30,581 --> 00:08:34,029
Come now, Fry, you can't
live out this sick fantasy.

92
00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:35,367
Not without our help.

93
00:08:37,218 --> 00:08:40,287
These security tapes record
everything at planet express.

94
00:08:40,334 --> 00:08:42,995
Including the ship,
shower and urinals.

95
00:08:43,196 --> 00:08:46,530
At yet it still hasn't stop
the illusive bathroom burglar.

96
00:08:46,715 --> 00:08:49,526
Maybe he's just trying
to feed his family

97
00:08:50,899 --> 00:08:56,000
computer, analyze tapes and and extract
personality profile of one Turanga Leela.

98
00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:59,981
Analyzing... Analyzing..
Checking my e-bay bid...

99
00:09:00,323 --> 00:09:02,323
Dammit.
Analysis complete.

100
00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:07,121
Hey, I was nuzling that.

101
00:09:07,481 --> 00:09:11,401
Attributes transferred.
Shoesize 12. Etc.

102
00:09:13,235 --> 00:09:17,309
Brace for an emergency landing!
What? We survived the crash?

103
00:09:17,554 --> 00:09:19,121
Oh Fry!

104
00:09:20,210 --> 00:09:23,190
Party people in the house say...

105
00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:27,781
This is wonderful. The last thing
I remember I was dying in an explosion.

106
00:09:27,916 --> 00:09:31,181
Yet here I am in the flesh,
more alive than ever.

107
00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:32,235
Alive?

108
00:09:33,816 --> 00:09:36,122
- You better tell her, Fry.
- Tell me what?

109
00:09:36,395 --> 00:09:39,410
Anyway, my work is done.
I'm gonna hit the showers.

110
00:09:43,821 --> 00:09:46,537
Nibbler. Come give mama a hug.

111
00:09:47,828 --> 00:09:50,471
What the.. Bad Nibbler, bad Nibbler!

112
00:09:52,076 --> 00:09:55,384
What're you doing, pooperdoodle?
It's me, Leela!

113
00:10:13,342 --> 00:10:17,048
Am I really just a robot?
I mean, I have Leela's memories,

114
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her opinion of gazelles - majestic.
Her emotions - confused and hurt.

115
00:10:23,959 --> 00:10:28,762
I swear, I didn't know this would happen.
The only thing I truly know is

116
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I love you.

117
00:10:31,076 --> 00:10:33,281
I mean her.
Wait, help me out here.

118
00:10:45,914 --> 00:10:47,852
Do the Bender, do the Bender.

119
00:10:47,902 --> 00:10:50,364
No, thank you.
-I said, do it!

120
00:10:50,815 --> 00:10:56,058
The truth is, Fry, I still have feelings for you.
But are they really my feelings?

121
00:10:56,367 --> 00:11:02,052
Am I just an automaton, or can
a machine have sufficient complexity,
legitimately achieve consciousness?

122
00:11:02,522 --> 00:11:03,550
I agree.

123
00:11:03,801 --> 00:11:07,444
I need some time to figure this out.
Until then, friends?

124
00:11:08,378 --> 00:11:09,378
Okay.

125
00:11:09,579 --> 00:11:15,699
Listen up disco-dummies!
You just flunked out of Bender's
College of Party knowledge.

126
00:11:23,597 --> 00:11:26,960
Do the backdance, do the backdance.

127
00:11:30,091 --> 00:11:31,446
Good news, everyone.

128
00:11:31,718 --> 00:11:35,516
I'm going to make one final attempt
to awaken Leela.

129
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,510
After all, there's always hope.

130
00:11:39,705 --> 00:11:42,332
- Really?
- No, don't get your hopes up.

131
00:11:42,367 --> 00:11:45,855
Frankly, she's just a brainless
mound of scabs and puss.

132
00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:48,951
I didn't need to hear that.

133
00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,312
No and you don't need to see this.

134
00:11:53,664 --> 00:12:04,811
Wake up, wake up, wake up...

135
00:12:06,009 --> 00:12:10,658
Well, that's it. I'm afraid
traditional medicine has failed.

136
00:12:11,404 --> 00:12:13,252
No! I refuse to give up!

137
00:12:14,065 --> 00:12:17,442
Wake up Leela!
I... love... you!

138
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,952
Fry, stop!
She's gone.

139
00:12:20,398 --> 00:12:25,009
Dr. Zoidberg, can you note the time
and declare the patient legally dead?

140
00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:28,031
Can I? That's my speciality!

141
00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:46,276
As you all know, Leela's living
will States that in the event of coma,

142
00:12:46,439 --> 00:12:51,870
her body is to be fed to the wild
cyclophage, a highly endangered
creature that eats only cyclopses.

143
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,349
Yup, that's what her donor-card says.

144
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:58,908
Goodbye, my love.

145
00:13:05,861 --> 00:13:07,276
The beast approacheth.

146
00:13:17,687 --> 00:13:21,036
Bender, cut it out. People are
trying to have emotions.

147
00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:24,280
You think I wanna party?
I'm sick of partying.

148
00:13:24,818 --> 00:13:26,318
Wohoo! More partying!

149
00:13:34,229 --> 00:13:36,972
Bender! Shut the hell up!

150
00:13:43,848 --> 00:13:45,754
Bender! Stop shutting the hell up!

151
00:13:45,942 --> 00:13:50,366
Oh, right.
Leela's back, as if I care. Woo.

152
00:13:50,866 --> 00:13:51,951
Alright, Leela!

153
00:13:53,989 --> 00:13:56,729
Thanks. It's so nice to wake up and see..

154
00:14:00,713 --> 00:14:02,609
- Leela!?
- Leela?

155
00:14:01,786 --> 00:14:04,384
- Leela?
- Leela.

156
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:08,413
How is this possible?
And can you believe she wore
a tanktop to my funeral?

157
00:14:08,562 --> 00:14:10,670
Shut up! We got to get out of here!

158
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,391
No, you shut up! We got to get out of here.

159
00:14:34,475 --> 00:14:35,651
All aboard the party-ship!

160
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,630
There's no room for two
Captain's Butt's in this chair.

161
00:14:43,765 --> 00:14:48,122
-There would be if you'd taken a spin class
instead of just lounging around in a coma!

162
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:04,733
This is crazy. It's like I'm looking
at an exact robot duplicate of myself.

163
00:15:04,768 --> 00:15:06,633
That is what you're looking at.

164
00:15:06,668 --> 00:15:09,552
Oh. How could you do this Fry?

165
00:15:09,587 --> 00:15:11,796
Uh.. Coma.. Sad..

166
00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:14,472
I have to go. This is just too freaky.

167
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:18,307
Please don't get upset, Leela.
She's nothing like you.

168
00:15:18,731 --> 00:15:21,108
I have to go. This is just too freaky.

169
00:15:27,484 --> 00:15:29,119
I need chearing up Bender.

170
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:32,221
I don't know, you want to
go out and party tonight?

171
00:15:32,713 --> 00:15:36,963
I hate partying! If only I didn't have
so much cronk in my donkydonk.

172
00:15:38,679 --> 00:15:41,142
Why does everything I date run away?

173
00:15:41,678 --> 00:15:46,950
I love Leela, always and forever,
and if I loved robot-Leela too,

174
00:15:48,231 --> 00:15:50,886
that's only because she had
so much of the real Leela in her

175
00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:55,942
I thought she loved me too,
but obviously I was wrong as usual.

176
00:15:56,425 --> 00:15:57,455
Wrong again.

177
00:15:57,717 --> 00:15:58,651
You were right.

178
00:15:58,686 --> 00:16:02,333
- Leela? Leela-Leela?
- Leela-Leela.

179
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:07,250
I've been thinking, Fry. If I lost you,
I don't think I could stand it either.

180
00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:09,724
I'd probably build
a copy of you too.

181
00:16:11,145 --> 00:16:14,510
As long as robo-Leela's not
a jealous type like me, things will

182
00:16:14,871 --> 00:16:16,812
I'll kill you you slutclops!

183
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,914
He's mine!
Back off, missy!

184
00:16:28,143 --> 00:16:29,577
Somebody do something!

185
00:16:29,909 --> 00:16:31,172
Here, take this!

186
00:16:31,416 --> 00:16:32,992
A gun? Do I really need to..

187
00:16:33,109 --> 00:16:37,677
- Shoot her! She's the robot!
- No! Shoot her! She's the human!

188
00:16:37,878 --> 00:16:40,956
But how do I know who's the human
and who's the robot?

189
00:16:41,112 --> 00:16:43,307
- We just told you!
- Yeah you idiot!

190
00:16:43,373 --> 00:16:48,031
Ok. Fine. If you're gonna be like that,
I'm not shooting anyone.

191
00:16:50,236 --> 00:16:53,066
Right between the lungs.
Man, that was close.

192
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:01,768
I'm a robot too!

193
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:05,521
Aha! That explains this growth
on your driveshaft!

194
00:17:05,556 --> 00:17:08,130
- But how is this possible?
- Who knows.

195
00:17:08,491 --> 00:17:14,186
Oh, I do. Allow me to explain what really
happened the day the ship crashed.

196
00:17:21,762 --> 00:17:26,721
I'll protect you, Leela. My love is stronger
than the vast majority of explosions.

197
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:33,849
Fry did in fact save Leela, though
at a terrible cost to himself.

198
00:17:34,594 --> 00:17:40,453
I tossed him into the stem cells,
but he just bubbled away
like flem on a hot sidewalk.

199
00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:45,899
Leela was so distraught, she went all
blade runner and built a duplicate.

200
00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:51,436
Then uploaded Fry's personality
from the urinal surveillance tapes.

201
00:17:51,622 --> 00:17:53,078
I sure love Leela.

202
00:17:55,505 --> 00:18:02,466
Alas, in recreating Fry's adorable jelly-belly
she had overstuffed him with copperwadding.

203
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:11,000
The innevitable static discharge
electrocuted Leela and destroyed
both of their short-term memories.

204
00:18:11,335 --> 00:18:14,685
So that's why I'm so amazed
by these things I already knew.

205
00:18:15,078 --> 00:18:18,071
What could I do? I hung up Leela
with the other bonebags

206
00:18:18,410 --> 00:18:22,091
and went to procure the final ingredient
for my stem cell brew.

207
00:18:27,119 --> 00:18:29,283
Professor, my fry-fro's all frizzy.

208
00:18:29,853 --> 00:18:33,853
My God, I can't believe I'll never see
that particular Fry again.

209
00:18:38,357 --> 00:18:39,602
Hey where's my shoes?

210
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:41,829
Fry?

211
00:18:42,059 --> 00:18:44,512
Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realise
I was already here.

212
00:18:45,065 --> 00:18:48,474
- Wait, what's with all the Leelas?
- Trust me, don't ask.

213
00:18:48,509 --> 00:18:52,551
Ok, dork. Listen, I'm gonna hit the urinal,
maybe talk about myself a little bit..

214
00:18:52,786 --> 00:18:55,415
Hang on. It's time to sort things out.

215
00:18:55,729 --> 00:19:01,895
- The truth is, I love Fry. That Fry.
- And I love Leela. Any Leela.

216
00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:05,627
We're robots and we're in love.
Let's ditch these meatjackets.

217
00:19:09,012 --> 00:19:13,852
Whoa, cool!
Hasta la vista, weener.

218
00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:17,323
We'll be back. For our stuff.

219
00:19:20,685 --> 00:19:22,380
Why did their voices change?

220
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:26,104
That's the one thing
we'll never truly understand.

221
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:31,671
- Uh, this is a bit awkward. Or is it?
- I'm not sure.

222
00:19:31,706 --> 00:19:34,217
I lost track around the second robot.

223
00:19:34,252 --> 00:19:38,373
Well, you know how I feel.
I waited for you for a thousand years,

224
00:19:38,374 --> 00:19:40,189
I can wait a little longer.

225
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:43,662
What a load a mush! I've had it.

226
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:51,457
- He's gonna blow!
- Party, Bender. Party for your life!

227
00:19:51,545 --> 00:19:53,092
No chance, high-pants!

228
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:57,929
I'd rather die and kill all of you
than party for one more millisecond!

229
00:20:00,836 --> 00:20:02,349
The cyclops-eater!

230
00:20:16,962 --> 00:20:19,652
Hold on, man! It ain't like that!

231
00:20:31,703 --> 00:20:33,805
Jeesh, what does it take to kill me?

232
00:20:37,452 --> 00:20:42,000
Bender, you blew out your excess capacity!
You're cured!

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Sweet mercy! My hellish nightmare is over!
I never have to party again.

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Well, that's that then.

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- We're back everyone!
- Partayh!

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