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(LOUD BUZZING DRONE)

2
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BENDER: This has been
a test of the Emergency
Hypnotoad System.

3
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Had this been
an actual hypnosis,

4
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you would go limp and watch
whatever crap comes on next.

5
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Coming up next, Futurama!

6
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(SNAPS FINGER)

7
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(FLY BUZZING)

8
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Professor, my Fry-fro
is all frizzy.

9
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Okay.

10
00:00:29,405 --> 00:00:30,530
Well, that's all.

11
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Also, I'm covered
with severe burns.

12
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So? What of it?

13
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Well, why is
those things?

14
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(GASPS) You mean,
you don't remember?

15
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Nope. Nothing.
It's like when I
passed out in college,

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except no one drew
Magic Marker penises
on my forehead.

17
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Well, (SIGHS) I suppose
it's for the best,

18
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considering the unbearable
horrors you've endured.

19
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Let's never speak
of it again.

20
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It all began
a few days ago.

21
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We were
interstellar fugitives
on the run from the law.

22
00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:06,065
Fire all weapons
and open a hailing frequency
for my victory yodel.

23
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(ALL SCREAMING)

24
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(ZAPP YODELING OVER INTERCOM)

25
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(SHUDDERS)

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FARNSWORTH: And so,
as you and Leela
kissed goodbye

27
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in a tender display
of tonguesmanship,

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we plunged into
a massive wormhole,
never to be seen again.

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Yeah, we're back.
(ALL CHEERING)

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Sweet coincidence
of Port-au-Prince,
we're back at Earth!

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Of course!

32
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That was the Panama wormhole!
Earth's central channel
for shipping.

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(CHUCKLING)

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How humorous.

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Yes, it's sort of
a Comedy Central channel.

36
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And we're on it now!

37
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I get it!

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(ZAPP YODELING)

39
00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:08,252
We've lost power
to the forward Game Boy.

40
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Mario not responding!

41
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Brace for emergency landing!

42
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Roger that.
Activate safety spheres!

43
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Also, mine has
air conditioning.

44
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(ZAPP YODELING)

45
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Yet, thanks to my
trusty safety sphere,

46
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I sublibed with only
tribial brain dablage.

47
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And the others?

48
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Right here,
behind this horror-cloth.

49
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Are they dead?

50
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No, no, no, no.
Much worse.

51
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(FRY SCREAMS)

52
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Move over, God!
Prepare for rebirth!

53
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(SCREAMS)

54
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Wrong switch.

55
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Come on, stem cells,
work your astounding
scientific nonsense.

56
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Fetal stem cells?

57
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Aren't those controversial?

58
00:03:57,696 --> 00:04:01,240
In your time, yes,
but nowadays, shut up!

59
00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:03,743
Besides, these are
adult stem cells

60
00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:06,120
harvested from
perfectly healthy adults

61
00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,831
whom I killed for
their stem cells.

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(GRUNTING)

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Hermes Conrad!

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(CRYING)

65
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Man! I'm dripping
with placenta.

66
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Good thing it's
Casual Friday.

67
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Amy Wong!

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Ooh! Baby soft.

69
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Indeed.

70
00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,113
Dr. Zoidberg!

71
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Hermes, my friend.
Let me cut off
your umbilical cord.

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(SNAPPING)

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Oops.

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FRY: And the rest!

75
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Hooray!
We're back in business.

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Over my dead body.

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Uh, never mind.

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(BENDER GRUNTING)

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Bender, are the
stem cells working? Ow!

80
00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,809
I'm dying.
(COUGHS)

81
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I need mouth-to-ass
resuscitation.

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I'm on it!
(INHALES)

83
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(BLOWING)

84
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(MUFFLED)
It's not working!

85
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(CHUCKLING)

86
00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:22,279
I die happy knowing
you fell for that.

87
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His power supply is shut.
He's flatlining!

88
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(BEEPING)

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Only one thing
can keep him alive.

90
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Possibly this thing.

91
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(POWER SURGING)

92
00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:44,176
Whoo! I've never
felt so energetic!

93
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(SCATTING)

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That's because
the doomsday device
I shoved all up in you

95
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puts out 50 gigawatts.

96
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That's 10 times
your recommended...

97
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Who are you,
my warranty?
(CHUCKLES)

98
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That was a good...
(LAUGHING)

99
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(POWER SURGING)

100
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Huh?

101
00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,613
For God sakes,
Bender, keep dancing!

102
00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,615
Keep whooping it up!

103
00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:08,534
(POWERING DOWN)

104
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You must burn off
the doomsday energy
as fast as it's produced,

105
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or it will build
to critical levels!

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(GASPS)
You don't mean...

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Oh, but I do.

108
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If you stop partying
for a single second,

109
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you'll explode and
kill everyone here

110
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in a fireball of melted gears
and splattered bowels!

111
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Sounds like a party, baby!
Ooh, yeah!

112
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Hey, speaking of
splattered bowels,

113
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can I cook you
a romantic dinner
tonight, Leela?

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Where's Leela?

115
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Is she okay?

116
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Why hasn't she acknowledged
my dinner offer?

117
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Something's wrong!

118
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She's not responding
to my poking stick.

119
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Poke harder, damn it!

120
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I'm poking as hard
as I can!

121
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I'm sorry, Fry,
but I'm afraid Leela is in
an irreversible coma.

122
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(SINGING)
Coma, coma, coma, coma,
coma chameleon

123
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(SNIFFLES)
My soul mate is gone.
Why should I go on living?

124
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Because
the pain slowly fades,
but the love is forever.

125
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Yow!

126
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But what if I forget
the sweet sound of her voice,

127
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or the moist touch of
her eyeball on my lips?

128
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Are you still hung up
on what's-her-name?
Move on already!

129
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Maybe you're right.

130
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Maybe I'm always right.

131
00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,935
"Build-a-Bot Workshop."

132
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It's time to start
living again.

133
00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:10,739
At least it's something
to distract me from Leela.

134
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Nah.

135
00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:19,790
Now, that I like
for some reason.

136
00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,087
(SOBBING)

137
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I like jelly beans.
Do you?

138
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I sure do, honey.

139
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Come now, Fry,
you can't live out
this sick fantasy.

140
00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:35,848
Not without our help.

141
00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:40,561
These security tapes
record everything
at Planet Express,

142
00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,189
including the ship,
shower and urinals.

143
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And yet, it still hasn't
stopped the elusive
bathroom burglar.

144
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Maybe he's just trying
to feed his family.

145
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Computer,
analyze tapes and extract

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personality profile
of one Turanga Leela.

147
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COMPUTER: Analyzing.
Analyzing. Checking
my eBay bid.

148
00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,917
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
Damn it! Analysis complete.

149
00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,671
Hey, I was nuzzling that.

150
00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:11,133
COMPUTER:
Attributes transferred.
Shoe size 12. Et cetera.

151
00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,054
Brace for
emergency landing!

152
00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,556
What?
We survived the crash?

153
00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,141
Oh, Fry!

154
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,479
Party people in
the house say...
(GASPING)

155
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,105
This is wonderful.

156
00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:28,025
The last thing I remember,
I was dying in an explosion.

157
00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:31,528
Yet, here I am in the flesh,
more alive than ever.

158
00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,948
Alive?
(CLEARING THROAT)

159
00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,199
You better
tell her, Fry.

160
00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,325
Tell me what?

161
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,828
Anyway, my work is done.
I'm gonna hit the showers.

162
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,498
(SNIFFING)

163
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,791
(WHIMPERS)

164
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Nibbler.
Come, give Mama a hug.
(GROWLING)

165
00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:50,673
What the...
Bad Nibbler! Bad Nibbler!

166
00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:53,968
What're you doing,
pooper doodle?

167
00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,678
It's me, Leela!

168
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,475
(SCREAMING)

169
00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:11,944
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

170
00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:13,570
(PANTING)

171
00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,281
Am I really just a robot?

172
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,658
I mean,
I have Leela's memories.

173
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:20,703
Her opinion of gazelles,
majestic.

174
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,956
Her emotions,
confused and hurt.

175
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,750
I swear, I didn't know
this would happen.

176
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:30,629
The only thing I truly know
is I love you.

177
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,299
I mean, her.
Wait, help me out here.

178
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,719
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

179
00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,560
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

180
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,105
Do the Bender!
Do the Bender!

181
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,565
No, thank you.

182
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,816
I said, do it!

183
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:54,153
The truth is, Fry,
I still have
feelings for you.

184
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,196
But are they really
my feelings?

185
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,990
Am I just an automaton,

186
00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,034
or can a machine of
sufficient complexity

187
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,411
legitimately
achieve consciousness?

188
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,662
I agree.

189
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:07,875
I need some time
to figure this out.
Until then, friends?

190
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,418
Okay.

191
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,420
Listen up, disco dummies!

192
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:15,299
You just flunked out
of Bender's College
of Party Knowledge.

193
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,592
(WHOOPING)

194
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,510
(SCATTING)

195
00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:19,762
BENDER: Yeah, baby!

196
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,477
Do the back dance,
do the back dance.

197
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,187
(GROANING)

198
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,648
FARNSWORTH: Good news,
everyone.

199
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:35,611
I'm going to make
one final attempt
to awaken Leela.

200
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,196
(ALL CHEERING)

201
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,823
After all,
there's always hope.

202
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,576
Really?
No, don't get
your hopes up.

203
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:46,163
Frankly, she's just
a brainless mound
of scabs and puss.

204
00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:49,208
(EXCLAIMS) I didn't
need to hear that.

205
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,585
No, and you don't
need to see this.

206
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:58,675
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Wake up! Wake up!
Wake up! Wake up!

207
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,471
(HORNS BLOWING)
Wake up! Wake up!

208
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,182
Wake up! Wake up!

209
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,643
Well, that's it.

210
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,646
I'm afraid traditional
medicine has failed.

211
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,690
No!
I refuse to give up!

212
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,653
Wake up, Leela!
I love you!

213
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,406
Fry, stop.
She's gone.

214
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,033
Dr. Zoidberg,
can you note the time

215
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:25,327
and declare the patient
legally dead?

216
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:28,122
Can I?
That's my specialty!

217
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:46,348
As you all know,
Leela's living will states
that in the event of coma,

218
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,268
her body is to be fed
to the wild cyclophage,

219
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:52,271
a highly endangered creature
that eats only Cyclopses.

220
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,773
Yup, that's what
her donor card says.

221
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,696
Goodbye, my love.
(SOBBING)

222
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,574
(BIRDS CAWING)

223
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:04,992
(RUMBLING)

224
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,327
The beast approacheth!

225
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,461
(SINGING)
To the beat, y'all
To the beat, y'all

226
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,796
I'm dancing a jig
with my feet, y'all

227
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:21,508
Bender, cut it out.
People are trying
to have emotions.

228
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:24,428
You think I want to party?
I'm sick of partying.

229
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,638
Woo-hoo!
More partying!

230
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,098
(BEAT BOXING)

231
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,600
Quiet, Bender.
Cut it out.

232
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,144
(BELCHES)

233
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:37,274
Bender!
Shut the hell up!

234
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,488
(POWER SURGING)

235
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,991
Bender!
Stop shutting the hell up!

236
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:49,536
Right. Leela's back,
as if I care.

237
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:50,746
(SARCASTICALLY) Whoo!

238
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,956
All right, Leela!
(ALL CHEERING)

239
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,208
(SIGHS)

240
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,753
Thanks. It's so nice
to wake up and see...
(GASPS)

241
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,799
Leela!
Leela?

242
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,510
Leela?
Leela.

243
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,928
How is this possible?

244
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,555
And can you believe
she wore a tank top
to my funeral?

245
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,182
Shut up!
We got to get
out of here!

246
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,603
(ROARING)

247
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,857
No, you shut up,
we got to get out of here.

248
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,401
(ALL SCREAMING)

249
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,579
Yeah, baby.
Come on!

250
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,166
All aboard the party ship!

251
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,882
There's no room for
two captains' butts
in this chair.

252
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,051
There would be if you'd
taken a spin class

253
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,178
instead of lounging around
in a coma!

254
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,316
LEELA: This is crazy.

255
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:04,903
It's like I'm looking at
an exact robot duplicate
of myself.

256
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,947
That is what
you're looking at.

257
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,031
Oh.

258
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,533
How could you
do this, Fry?

259
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,910
(STAMMERS)
Coma... Sad...

260
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,663
I have to go.
This is just too freaky!

261
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,750
Please don't
get upset, Leela.
She's nothing like you.

262
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,503
I have to go.
This is just too freaky.

263
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,761
I need cheering up,
Bender.

264
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,514
I don't know,
do you want to go out
and party tonight?

265
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,932
I hate partying.

266
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:37,185
If only I didn't
have so much crunk
in my badonkadonk.

267
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,937
Yeah. Come on, baby.

268
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,481
Why does everything
I date run away?

269
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,985
I love Leela,
always and forever,

270
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,112
and if I loved
robot Leela, too,

271
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:51,033
well, that's only 'cause
she had so much of
real Leela in her.

272
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:56,204
I thought she loved me, too,
but, obviously,
I was wrong as usual.

273
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,707
Wrong again.
You were right.

274
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,293
Leela? Leela-Leela?

275
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,628
Leela-Leela.

276
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,463
I've been thinking, Fry.

277
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,633
If I lost you,
I don't think I could
stand it, either.

278
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:10,594
I'd probably build
a copy of you, too.

279
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,723
As long as robo-Leela's
not a jealous type like me,
things will...

280
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,975
I'll kill you,
you slut-clops!

281
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,226
(EXCLAIMS)

282
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,436
He's mine!

283
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,979
Back off, missy!

284
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,439
(BOTH GRUNTING)

285
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,863
Somebody do something!

286
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,365
Here, take this!

287
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,325
A gun?
Do I really need to...

288
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,243
Shoot her!
She's the robot!

289
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,038
No! Shoot her!
She's the human!

290
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:41,166
But how do I know
who's the human
and who's the robot?

291
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,334
We just told you!

292
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,585
Yeah, you idiot!

293
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:48,298
Okay. Fine. If you're
going to be like that,
I'm not shooting anyone.

294
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:49,925
(GROANS)

295
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,428
Right between the lungs.
Man, that was close.

296
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,013
(SCREAMS)

297
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,058
(SCATTING)

298
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,895
I'm a robot, too!

299
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,691
Aha! That explains this
growth on your drive shaft!

300
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,359
But how is this possible?

301
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,028
Who knows? Oh, I do.

302
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:14,366
Allow me to explain
what really happened
the day the ship crashed.

303
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,375
I'll protect you, Leela.

304
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:27,003
My love is stronger
than the vast majority
of explosions.

305
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:34,302
FARNSWORTH: Fry did, in fact,
save Leela, though at
a terrible cost to himself.

306
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,513
I tossed him
into the stem cells,

307
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:40,892
but he just bubbled away
like phlegm on
a hot sidewalk.

308
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,019
Leela was so distraught,

309
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,148
she went all Blade Runner
and built a duplicate.

310
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,234
Then, uploaded
Fry's personality

311
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,737
from the urinal
surveillance tapes.

312
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,238
I sure love Leela.

313
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:59,619
FARNSWORTH: Alas,
in recreating Fry's
adorable jelly-belly,

314
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,706
she had overstuffed him
with copper wadding.

315
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,044
The inevitable
static discharge
electrocuted Leela,

316
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:11,298
and destroyed
both of their
short-term memories.

317
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:15,093
So that's why I'm so
amazed by these things
I already knew.

318
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,303
FARNSWORTH: What could I do?

319
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,555
I hung up Leela with
the other bone bags

320
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:22,225
and went to procure
the final ingredient
for my stem cell brew.

321
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,685
(FLY BUZZING)

322
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,649
Professor, my Fry-fro
is all frizzy.

323
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:30,901
My God!

324
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:34,362
I can't believe
I'll never see that
particular Fry again.

325
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,868
Hey, where's my shoes?

326
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,119
(ALL GASPING)

327
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,204
Fry?

328
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,873
I'm sorry.
I didn't realize
I was already here.

329
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,292
Wait, what's with
all the Leelas?

330
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,668
Trust me, don't ask.

331
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:49,795
Okay, dork.

332
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,296
Listen, I'm going to
hit the urinal,

333
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,756
maybe talk about
myself a little bit...

334
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,467
Hang on. It's time
to sort things out.

335
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:59,638
The truth is,
I love Fry. That Fry.

336
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,307
And I love Leela.
Any Leela.

337
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,267
We're robots,
and we're in love.

338
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,186
Let's ditch
these meat jackets.

339
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,148
Whoa! Cool!

340
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,069
(IMITATING TERMINATOR)
Hasta la vista, wiener.

341
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,405
(IMITATING TERMINATOR)
We'll be back, for our stuff.

342
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,494
Why did their voices change?

343
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:26,748
That's the one thing
we'll never truly understand.

344
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:30,752
Uh, this is a bit awkward.
Or is it?

345
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:34,464
I'm not sure.
I lost track around
the second robot.

346
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:38,635
Well, you know how I feel.
I waited for you
for 1,000 years,

347
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,345
I can wait a little longer.

348
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:43,515
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
What a load a mush!
I've had it.

349
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,309
(POWER SURGING)

350
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,687
(GASPS)
He's gonna blow!

351
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,606
Party, Bender!
Party for your life!

352
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,483
No chance, high-pants!

353
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:55,360
I'd rather die
and kill all of you

354
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,071
than party for one
more millisecond!

355
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:00,907
(ALL SCREAMING)

356
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,450
The Cyclops-eater!

357
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:13,628
(GASPS)

358
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,801
Hold on, man!
It ain't like that!

359
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,815
Geez. What does it take
to kill me?

360
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,864
Bender, you blew out
your excess capacity.

361
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,824
You're cured!

362
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:47,037
Sweet mercy!
My hellish nightmare
is over!

363
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,080
I never have to
party again.

364
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,665
Well, that's that then.

365
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,417
We're back, everyone!

366
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,502
Party!

367
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,004
(ALL CHEERING)

368
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,589
Yeah!

369
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,180
Whee!

370
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,338
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