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On the count of three,

2
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you will awake
feeling refreshed,

3
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as if Futurama had never
been cancelled by idiots,

4
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then brought back
by bigger idiots.

5
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One... two...

6
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Professor, my Fry-fro
is all frizzy.

7
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Okay.

8
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Well, that's all.

9
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Oh, also,

10
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I'm covered with severe burns.

11
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So? What of it?!

12
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Well, why is... those things?

13
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You mean you don't remember?

14
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Nope, nothing. It's like
when I passed out in college.

15
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Except no one drew magic marker
penises on my forehead.

16
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Well, I suppose
it's for the best,

17
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considering the unbearable
horrors you've endured.

18
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Let's never speak
of it again.

19
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It all began a few days ago.

20
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We were interstellar fugitives,

21
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on the run from the law.

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Fire all weapons
and open a hailing frequency

23
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for my victory yodel.

24
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And so, as you and Leela
kissed good-bye

25
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in a tender display
of tonguesmanship,

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we plunged into
a massive wormhole,

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never to be seen again!

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Yeah, we're back.

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Sweet coincidence
of Port-au-Prince!

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We're back at Earth!

31
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Of course!

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That was the Panama wormhole,

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Earth's central channel
for shipping.

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How humorous.

35
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Yes! It's sort of
a comedy central channel.

36
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And we're on it now!

37
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I get it!

38
00:02:04,111 --> 00:02:06,212
We've lost power
to the forward gameboy!

39
00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,947
Mario not responding!

40
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Brace for emergency landing!

41
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Roger that!
Activate safety spheres!

42
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Also, mine has
air-conditioning.

43
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Yet thanks to my trusty
safety sphere,

44
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I "surblibed" with only
"tribial" brain "dablage."

45
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And the others?

46
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Right here behind
this horror cloth.

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Are they dead?!

48
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Oh, no, no, no.
Much worse.

49
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Sync by n17t01, corrected by gloriabg
www.Addic7ed.Com

50
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Move over, God!

51
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Prepare for rebirth!

52
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Oof!

53
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Oh... wrong switch.

54
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Come on, stem cells,

55
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work your astounding
scientific nonsense!

56
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Fetal stem cells?

57
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Aren't those controversial?

58
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In your time, yes.

59
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But nowadays, shut up!

60
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Besides, these are
adult stem cells,

61
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harvested from perfectly
healthy adults

62
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whom I killed for
their stem cells.

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Hermes Conrad!

64
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Oh! Oh, mo

65
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I'm dripping with placenta!

66
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Good thing it's
casual Friday.

67
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Amy Wong!

68
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Ooh... baby soft!

69
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Indeed!

70
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Dr. Zoidberg!

71
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Hermes, my friend!

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Let me cut off
your umbilical cord.

73
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Oops.

74
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And the rest!

75
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Hooray!
We're back in business!

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Over my dead body.

77
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Uh... never mind.

78
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Bender! Are the
stem cells working?

79
00:05:01,922 --> 00:05:03,222
Ow!

80
00:05:05,959 --> 00:05:07,026
I'm dyin'.

81
00:05:08,228 --> 00:05:10,496
I need mouth-to-ass
resuscitation.

82
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I'm on it!

83
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it's not working!

84
00:05:17,504 --> 00:05:19,772
I die happy, knowing
you fell for that.

85
00:05:21,208 --> 00:05:23,342
His power supply is shot!

86
00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:24,977
He's flatlining!

87
00:05:27,448 --> 00:05:30,249
Only one thing
can keep him alive.

88
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Possibly this thing!

89
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Whoo!

90
00:05:40,027 --> 00:05:41,894
I've never felt
so energetic!

91
00:05:41,962 --> 00:05:43,930
That's because

92
00:05:43,997 --> 00:05:46,632
the doomsday device
I shoved all up in you

93
00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:48,468
puts out 50 gigawatts!

94
00:05:48,535 --> 00:05:50,203
That's ten times
your recommended...

95
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Who are you,
my warranty?!

96
00:05:53,373 --> 00:05:55,308
That's a good...

97
00:05:59,747 --> 00:06:01,414
For God sakes, Bender!

98
00:06:01,482 --> 00:06:02,715
Keep dancing!

99
00:06:02,783 --> 00:06:04,584
Keep whooping it up!

100
00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:08,855
You must burn off
the doomsday energy

101
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as fast as its produced,

102
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or it will build to
critical levels!

103
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You don't mean...?

104
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Oh, but I do.

105
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If you stop partying
for a single second,

106
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you'll explode
and kill everyone here

107
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in a fireball of melted gears
and splatter bowels!

108
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Sounds like
a party, baby!

109
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♪ Ooh, yeah, doo, doo,
doo, deedle-ee-dee... ♪

110
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Hey, speaking
of splattered bowels,

111
00:06:33,614 --> 00:06:36,816
can I cook you a romantic
dinner tonight, Leela?

112
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Where's Leela?

113
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Is she okay?

114
00:06:42,823 --> 00:06:45,424
Why hasn't she
acknowledged my dinner offer?

115
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Something's wrong!

116
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She's not responding

117
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to my poking stick!

118
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Poke harder, damn it!

119
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I'm poking as hard as I can!

120
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I'm sorry, Fry,

121
00:06:55,435 --> 00:06:57,670
but I'm afraid Leela is in...

122
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An irreversible coma!

123
00:07:03,944 --> 00:07:05,444
♪ Coma, coma, coma, coma ♪

124
00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:08,481
♪ coma chameleon... ♪

125
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My soul mate is gone!

126
00:07:17,739 --> 00:07:19,707
Why should I go on living?

127
00:07:19,775 --> 00:07:22,276
Because the pain
slowly fades,

128
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but the love is forever.

129
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Yow!

130
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But what if I forget
the sweet sound of her voice,

131
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or the moist touch
of her eyeball on my lips?

132
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Are you still hung up
on what's her name?

133
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Move on already!

134
00:07:35,691 --> 00:07:37,558
Maybe you're right.

135
00:07:37,626 --> 00:07:39,527
Maybe I'm always right!

136
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"Build-a-bot workshop"?

137
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It's time to start living again!

138
00:08:03,819 --> 00:08:07,521
At least it's something
to distract me from Leela.

139
00:08:10,492 --> 00:08:12,159
Nah.

140
00:08:13,662 --> 00:08:16,097
Now that I like,
for some reason.

141
00:08:21,203 --> 00:08:23,170
I like jelly beans!

142
00:08:23,238 --> 00:08:24,205
Do you?

143
00:08:24,272 --> 00:08:26,207
I sure do, honey.

144
00:08:26,274 --> 00:08:27,608
Come, now, Fry!

145
00:08:27,676 --> 00:08:30,311
You can't live out
this sick fantasy!

146
00:08:30,378 --> 00:08:32,113
Not without our help.

147
00:08:33,281 --> 00:08:34,749
These security tapes record

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everything at Planet Express,

149
00:08:36,418 --> 00:08:39,120
including the ship,
shower and urinals.

150
00:08:39,187 --> 00:08:42,723
And yet, it still hasn't stopped
the elusive bathroom burglar.

151
00:08:42,791 --> 00:08:45,826
Maybe he's just trying
to feed his family.

152
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Computer, analyze tapes

153
00:08:48,864 --> 00:08:52,466
and extract personality profile
of one Turanga Leela.

154
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Analyzing. Analyzing.

155
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Checking my eBay bid.

156
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Damn it!
Analysis complete.

157
00:09:00,742 --> 00:09:03,010
Hey! I was nuzzling that!

158
00:09:03,078 --> 00:09:04,378
Attributes transfer.

159
00:09:04,446 --> 00:09:07,381
Shoe size 12, etcetera.

160
00:09:08,650 --> 00:09:11,118
Brace for emergency landing!

161
00:09:11,186 --> 00:09:13,788
What?
We survived the crash?

162
00:09:13,855 --> 00:09:14,922
Oh, Fry!

163
00:09:16,191 --> 00:09:18,092
♪ Party people in
the house say... ♪

164
00:09:20,095 --> 00:09:21,395
This is wonderful!

165
00:09:21,463 --> 00:09:24,131
The last thing I remember,
I was dying in an explosion.

166
00:09:24,199 --> 00:09:27,735
Yet here I am in the flesh,
more alive than ever!

167
00:09:27,803 --> 00:09:28,736
Alive?

168
00:09:29,905 --> 00:09:31,438
You better
tell her, Fry.

169
00:09:31,506 --> 00:09:32,439
Tell me what?

170
00:09:32,507 --> 00:09:34,375
Anyway, my work is done.

171
00:09:34,442 --> 00:09:36,510
I'm gonna hit
the showers.

172
00:09:40,081 --> 00:09:42,283
Nibbler, come give
mama a hug!

173
00:09:42,350 --> 00:09:45,352
Aah! What the...
Bad Nibbler!

174
00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:47,021
Bad Nibbler!

175
00:09:47,088 --> 00:09:48,189
Aah...!

176
00:09:48,256 --> 00:09:49,957
What are you doing,
pooper-doodle?

177
00:09:50,025 --> 00:09:53,127
It's me, Leela!

178
00:10:09,678 --> 00:10:11,312
Am I really just a robot?

179
00:10:11,379 --> 00:10:13,614
I mean, I have
Leela's memories,

180
00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:15,683
her opinion of gazelles...

181
00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:16,817
majestic...

182
00:10:16,885 --> 00:10:18,319
her emotions...

183
00:10:18,386 --> 00:10:19,987
confused and hurt.

184
00:10:20,055 --> 00:10:22,790
I swear, I didn't know
this would happen.

185
00:10:22,858 --> 00:10:25,025
The only thing
I truly know is,

186
00:10:25,093 --> 00:10:27,061
I love you.

187
00:10:27,128 --> 00:10:28,662
I mean, her. Wait.

188
00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:30,397
Help me out here. Ouch!

189
00:10:41,443 --> 00:10:44,378
Do the Bender!
Do the Bender!

190
00:10:44,446 --> 00:10:45,579
No, spank you.

191
00:10:45,647 --> 00:10:46,847
I said do it!

192
00:10:46,915 --> 00:10:50,284
The truth is, Fry,
I still have feelings for you.

193
00:10:50,352 --> 00:10:52,219
But are they really my feelings?

194
00:10:52,287 --> 00:10:53,621
Am I just an automaton?

195
00:10:53,688 --> 00:10:56,056
Or can a machine
of sufficient complexity

196
00:10:56,124 --> 00:10:58,659
legitimately achieve
consciousness?

197
00:10:58,727 --> 00:10:59,760
I agree.

198
00:10:59,828 --> 00:11:01,996
I need some time
to figure this out.

199
00:11:02,063 --> 00:11:03,831
Until then... friends?

200
00:11:03,899 --> 00:11:05,499
Okay.

201
00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:07,234
Listen up, disco dummies!

202
00:11:07,302 --> 00:11:11,305
You just flunked out of Bender's
college of party knowledge!

203
00:11:14,943 --> 00:11:16,877
Yeah, baby.
Uh. Uh. Uh.

204
00:11:19,414 --> 00:11:22,616
♪ Do the back dance,
do the back dance. ♪

205
00:11:22,684 --> 00:11:24,718
♪ Beedle-ee... doo... ♪

206
00:11:24,786 --> 00:11:27,588
Good news, everyone.

207
00:11:27,656 --> 00:11:31,692
I'm going to make one
final attempt to awaken Leela.

208
00:11:33,161 --> 00:11:35,629
After all,
there's always hope.

209
00:11:35,697 --> 00:11:36,931
Really?!

210
00:11:36,998 --> 00:11:38,899
No, don't get your hopes up.

211
00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:40,801
Frankly, she's just
a brainless mound

212
00:11:40,869 --> 00:11:42,336
of scabs and pus.

213
00:11:42,404 --> 00:11:43,304
Oh!

214
00:11:43,371 --> 00:11:45,272
I didn't need to hear that.

215
00:11:45,340 --> 00:11:47,641
No, and you don't need
to see this.

216
00:11:49,577 --> 00:11:52,146
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

217
00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:54,848
Wake up! Wake up!

218
00:11:56,651 --> 00:12:00,287
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

219
00:12:00,355 --> 00:12:01,989
Wake up!

220
00:12:02,057 --> 00:12:03,557
Well, that's it.

221
00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:06,760
I'm afraid traditional
medicine has failed.

222
00:12:06,828 --> 00:12:08,095
No!

223
00:12:08,163 --> 00:12:10,464
I refuse to give up!
Wake up, Leela!

224
00:12:10,532 --> 00:12:13,400
I... love... you!

225
00:12:13,468 --> 00:12:14,969
Fry, stop.

226
00:12:15,036 --> 00:12:16,470
She's gone.

227
00:12:16,538 --> 00:12:18,939
Dr. Zoidberg,
can you note the time

228
00:12:19,007 --> 00:12:21,241
and declare the patient
legally dead?

229
00:12:21,309 --> 00:12:24,445
Can I! That's
my specialty!

230
00:12:38,026 --> 00:12:39,560
As you all know,

231
00:12:39,627 --> 00:12:42,396
Leela's living will states
that, in the event of coma,

232
00:12:42,464 --> 00:12:45,132
her body is to be fed
to the wild cyclophage,

233
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,335
a highly endangered creature
that eats only cyclopses.

234
00:12:48,403 --> 00:12:51,972
Yup, that's what
her donor card says.

235
00:12:53,842 --> 00:12:55,242
Good-bye, my love.

236
00:13:01,216 --> 00:13:03,751
The beast approacheth!

237
00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:11,125
To the beat, y'all!
To the beat, y'all!

238
00:13:11,192 --> 00:13:13,927
I'm dancin' a jig
with my feet, y'all!

239
00:13:13,995 --> 00:13:15,429
Bender, cut it out!

240
00:13:15,497 --> 00:13:17,531
People are trying
to have emotions!

241
00:13:17,599 --> 00:13:19,266
You think I want to party?

242
00:13:19,334 --> 00:13:20,768
I'm sick of partying!

243
00:13:20,835 --> 00:13:22,469
More partying!

244
00:13:24,272 --> 00:13:26,306
- Quiet, Bender!
- Shush! - Cut it out!

245
00:13:26,374 --> 00:13:28,308
Shh!

246
00:13:29,577 --> 00:13:31,245
Bender!

247
00:13:31,312 --> 00:13:33,480
Shut the hell up!

248
00:13:39,954 --> 00:13:42,056
Bender, stop
shutting the hell up!

249
00:13:42,123 --> 00:13:43,490
Oh, right.

250
00:13:43,558 --> 00:13:45,459
Leela's back, as if I care.

251
00:13:45,527 --> 00:13:46,693
Whoo.

252
00:13:46,761 --> 00:13:49,263
All right, Leela!

253
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:50,631
Oh. Thanks.

254
00:13:50,698 --> 00:13:53,834
It's so nice to wake up
and see...

255
00:13:56,271 --> 00:13:58,806
- Leela!
- Leela?

256
00:13:58,873 --> 00:13:59,807
Leela?

257
00:13:59,874 --> 00:14:00,774
Leela.

258
00:14:00,842 --> 00:14:02,176
How is this possible?

259
00:14:02,243 --> 00:14:04,311
And can you believe she wore
a tank-top to my funeral?

260
00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:06,380
Shut up. We've got
to get out of here!

261
00:14:12,187 --> 00:14:13,420
No, you shut up.

262
00:14:13,488 --> 00:14:15,355
We've got
to get out of here!

263
00:14:28,908 --> 00:14:31,376
All aboard the party ship.

264
00:14:35,848 --> 00:14:38,183
There's no room for two
captain's butts in this chair!

265
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:40,552
There would be if you'd
taken a spin class

266
00:14:40,619 --> 00:14:42,587
instead of lounging
around in a coma.

267
00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:43,922
Whoa.

268
00:14:53,232 --> 00:14:55,700
This is crazy.

269
00:14:55,768 --> 00:14:57,102
It's like I'm looking

270
00:14:57,169 --> 00:14:59,237
at an exact robot duplicate
of myself.

271
00:14:59,305 --> 00:15:01,139
That is what
you're looking at.

272
00:15:01,207 --> 00:15:02,307
Oh.

273
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:04,009
How could you do this, Fry?!

274
00:15:04,076 --> 00:15:06,344
Uh... coma... sad...

275
00:15:06,412 --> 00:15:07,679
I have to go.

276
00:15:07,747 --> 00:15:09,614
This is just too freaky.

277
00:15:09,682 --> 00:15:11,483
Please don't
get upset, Leela.

278
00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:13,018
She's nothing like you.

279
00:15:13,085 --> 00:15:14,352
I have to go.

280
00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:17,622
This is just
too freaky.

281
00:15:21,093 --> 00:15:23,395
I need cheering up, Bender.

282
00:15:23,462 --> 00:15:24,696
I don't know.

283
00:15:24,764 --> 00:15:26,931
You want to go out
and party tonight?

284
00:15:26,999 --> 00:15:28,466
I hate partying.

285
00:15:28,534 --> 00:15:31,803
If only I didn't have so
much crunk in my badunkadunk.

286
00:15:33,272 --> 00:15:35,874
Why does everything
I date run away?

287
00:15:35,941 --> 00:15:37,575
I love Leela.

288
00:15:37,643 --> 00:15:39,310
Always and forever.

289
00:15:39,378 --> 00:15:41,479
And if I loved
robot Leela, too,

290
00:15:41,547 --> 00:15:43,148
well, that's only 'cause

291
00:15:43,215 --> 00:15:45,583
she had so much
of real Leela in her.

292
00:15:45,651 --> 00:15:47,652
I thought she loved me, too.

293
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,288
But obviously,
I was wrong, as usual.

294
00:15:50,356 --> 00:15:51,689
Wrong again.

295
00:15:51,757 --> 00:15:53,191
You were right.

296
00:15:53,259 --> 00:15:55,727
Leela?! Leela Leela?!

297
00:15:55,795 --> 00:15:57,095
Leela Leela.

298
00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:58,730
I've been
thinking, Fry.

299
00:15:58,798 --> 00:16:01,933
If I lost you, I don't think
I could stand it, either.

300
00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:05,570
I'd probably build
a copy of you, too.

301
00:16:05,638 --> 00:16:08,373
As long as robo Leela's
not a jealous type like me,

302
00:16:08,441 --> 00:16:09,707
things will work...

303
00:16:09,775 --> 00:16:12,710
I'll kill you, you
slut-clops! Hee-yah!

304
00:16:12,778 --> 00:16:14,045
He's mine!

305
00:16:14,113 --> 00:16:16,281
Oh, back off, missy!

306
00:16:22,755 --> 00:16:24,155
Somebody do something!

307
00:16:24,223 --> 00:16:25,457
Here, take this.

308
00:16:25,524 --> 00:16:27,792
A gun? Do-do I
really need to...?

309
00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:29,527
Shoot her!
She's the robot!

310
00:16:29,595 --> 00:16:32,430
No. Shoot her!
She's the human!

311
00:16:32,498 --> 00:16:35,633
But-but how do I know who's
the human and who's the robot?

312
00:16:35,701 --> 00:16:38,069
- We just told you!
- Yeah, you idiot!

313
00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:39,637
Okay, fine.

314
00:16:39,705 --> 00:16:42,941
If you're gonna be like that,
I'm not shooting anyone.

315
00:16:43,008 --> 00:16:44,375
Whoa!

316
00:16:44,443 --> 00:16:46,111
Right between the lungs.

317
00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:47,812
Man, that was close.

318
00:16:53,819 --> 00:16:56,387
I'm a robot, too!

319
00:16:56,455 --> 00:16:57,722
Aha!

320
00:16:57,790 --> 00:17:00,125
That explains this growth
on your drive shaft.

321
00:17:00,192 --> 00:17:01,626
But how is this possible?

322
00:17:01,694 --> 00:17:04,062
Who knows? Oh, I do.

323
00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:05,463
Allow me to explain

324
00:17:05,531 --> 00:17:08,833
what really happened
the day the ship crashed.

325
00:17:15,341 --> 00:17:17,809
I'll protect you, Leela.

326
00:17:17,877 --> 00:17:21,579
My love is stronger than
the vast majority of explosions.

327
00:17:23,582 --> 00:17:25,617
Fry did, in fact, save Leela,

328
00:17:25,684 --> 00:17:28,653
though at a terrible cost
to himself.

329
00:17:28,721 --> 00:17:30,755
I tossed him
into the stem cells,

330
00:17:30,823 --> 00:17:35,093
but he just bubbled away,
like phlegm on a hot sidewalk.

331
00:17:35,161 --> 00:17:37,262
Leela was so distraught,

332
00:17:37,329 --> 00:17:40,665
she went all blade runner
and built a duplicate.

333
00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:43,468
Then uploaded fry's personality

334
00:17:43,536 --> 00:17:46,037
from the urinal
surveillance tapes.

335
00:17:46,105 --> 00:17:47,872
I sure love Leela.

336
00:17:50,142 --> 00:17:53,778
Alas, in recreating
Fry's adorable jelly belly,

337
00:17:53,846 --> 00:17:57,015
she had overstuffed him
with copper wadding.

338
00:17:58,884 --> 00:18:01,019
The inevitable static discharge

339
00:18:01,086 --> 00:18:02,687
electrocuted Leela,

340
00:18:02,755 --> 00:18:05,723
and destroyed both
of their short-term memories.

341
00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:09,627
So that's why I'm so amazed
by these things I already knew.

342
00:18:09,695 --> 00:18:10,695
What could I do?

343
00:18:10,763 --> 00:18:12,197
I hung up Leela

344
00:18:12,264 --> 00:18:14,199
with the other bone-bags
and went to procure

345
00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:16,668
the final ingredient
for my stem cell brew.

346
00:18:21,407 --> 00:18:24,042
Professor, my Fry fro
is all frizzy.

347
00:18:24,109 --> 00:18:25,743
My God, I can't believe

348
00:18:25,811 --> 00:18:29,681
I'll never see that
particular Fry again.

349
00:18:32,851 --> 00:18:34,285
Hey, where's my shoes?

350
00:18:34,353 --> 00:18:36,521
Fry!

351
00:18:36,589 --> 00:18:37,922
Oh, I'm sorry.

352
00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:40,091
I didn't realize I
was already here. Wait.

353
00:18:40,159 --> 00:18:41,526
What's with all
the Leelas?!

354
00:18:41,594 --> 00:18:43,027
Trust me, don't ask.

355
00:18:43,095 --> 00:18:45,163
Okay, dork. Listen, I'm
gonna hit the urinal,

356
00:18:45,231 --> 00:18:47,098
maybe talk about
myself a little bit...

357
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,333
Hang on.

358
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,801
It's time
to sort things out.

359
00:18:49,868 --> 00:18:52,237
The truth is, I love Fry.

360
00:18:52,304 --> 00:18:53,705
That Fry.

361
00:18:53,772 --> 00:18:55,173
And I love Leela.

362
00:18:55,241 --> 00:18:56,474
Any Leela.

363
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:58,509
We're robots,
and we're in love.

364
00:18:58,577 --> 00:19:01,879
Let's ditch these meat jackets.

365
00:19:01,947 --> 00:19:04,682
Whoa! Cool!

366
00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:08,786
Hasta la vista, wiener.

367
00:19:08,854 --> 00:19:10,622
We'll be back.

368
00:19:10,689 --> 00:19:12,257
For our stuff.

369
00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:16,628
Why did their
voices change?

370
00:19:16,695 --> 00:19:21,132
That's the one thing
we'll never truly understand.

371
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,801
Uh, this is a
bit awkward.

372
00:19:23,869 --> 00:19:25,236
Or is it?

373
00:19:25,304 --> 00:19:26,504
I'm not sure...

374
00:19:26,572 --> 00:19:28,906
I lost track
around the second robot.

375
00:19:28,974 --> 00:19:30,408
Well, you know how I feel.

376
00:19:30,476 --> 00:19:32,443
I waited for you for
a thousand years.

377
00:19:32,511 --> 00:19:34,145
I can wait a
little longer.

378
00:19:35,547 --> 00:19:36,948
What a load of mush!

379
00:19:37,016 --> 00:19:38,416
I've had it!

380
00:19:40,953 --> 00:19:42,553
He's gonna blow!

381
00:19:42,621 --> 00:19:44,422
Party, Bender!

382
00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:46,057
Party for your life!

383
00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:47,792
No chance, high pants.

384
00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:49,727
I'd rather die
and kill all of you

385
00:19:49,795 --> 00:19:53,231
than party
for one more millisecond!

386
00:19:55,301 --> 00:19:56,801
The cyclops eater!

387
00:20:09,515 --> 00:20:11,449
Huh?

388
00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:14,018
Hold on, mack!
It ain't like that!

389
00:20:25,698 --> 00:20:28,232
Geez, what does it take
to kill me?

390
00:20:31,036 --> 00:20:34,739
Bender, you blew out
your excess capacity.

391
00:20:34,807 --> 00:20:37,108
You're cured!

392
00:20:37,176 --> 00:20:41,145
Oh, sweet mercy!
My hellish nightmare is over!

393
00:20:41,213 --> 00:20:43,481
I never have to party again!

394
00:20:43,549 --> 00:20:45,083
Well, that's that, then.

395
00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:46,784
We're back, everyone!

396
00:20:46,852 --> 00:20:48,453
Par-tay!

397
00:20:56,158 --> 00:21:00,095
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