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On the count of three,
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you will awake
feeling refreshed,
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as if Futurama had never
been cancelled by idiots,
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then brought back
by bigger idiots.
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One... two...
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(Fingers snap)
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(Fly buzzing)
8
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(Sizzling, hissing)
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Professor, my fry-fro
is all frizzy.
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Okay.
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Well, that's all.
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Oh, also,
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I'm covered with severe burns.
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So? What of it?!
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Well, why is... those things?
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(Gasps)
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You mean you don't remember?
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Nope, nothing. It's like
when I passed out in college.
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Except no one drew magic marker
penises on my forehead.
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(Sighing) Well, I suppose
it's for the best,
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considering the unbearable
horrors you've endured.
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Let's never speak
of it again.
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It all began a few days ago.
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We were interstellar fugitives,
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on the run from the law.
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Fire all weapons
and open a hailing frequency
27
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for my victory yodel.
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(Weapons zapping, whooshing)
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(Zapping, explosions)
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(All yelling, gasping)
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(Brannigan yodeling
over speakers)
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(Weak, yodeling groan)
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And so, as you and Leela
kissed good-bye
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in a tender display
of tonguesmanship,
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we plunged into
a massive wormhole,
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never to be seen again!
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Yeah, we're back.
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(Cheering)
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Sweet coincidence
of Port-au-Prince!
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We're back at Earth!
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Of course!
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That was the Panama wormhole,
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Earth's central channel
for shipping.
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(Chuckles)
How humorous.
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Yes! It's sort of
a comedy central channel.
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And we're on it now!
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(Gasps)
I get it!
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(Weapons zapping, alarm blaring)
49
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(Explosions)
50
00:02:04,111 --> 00:02:06,212
We've lost power
to the forward gameboy!
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Mario not responding!
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Brace for emergency landing!
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Roger that!
Activate safety spheres!
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Also, mine has
air-conditioning.
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(Mechanical whirring)
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(Clank)
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(Explosion)
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(Brannigan yodels,
suddenly stops)
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(Explosions,
crashing, clanking)
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Yet thanks to my trusty
safety sphere,
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I "surblibed" with only
"tribial" brain "dablage."
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And the others?
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Right here behind
this horror cloth.
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Are they dead?!
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Oh, no, no, no.
Much worse.
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(Dramatic music sting plays)
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(Fry shrieks)
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Sync by n17t01, corrected by gloriabg
www.Addic7ed.Com
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(Dramatic, ominous
theme playing )
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(Bubbling)
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Move over, God!
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Prepare for rebirth!
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(Grunts):
oof!
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Oh... wrong switch.
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Come on, stem cells,
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work your astounding
scientific nonsense!
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Fetal stem cells?
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Aren't those controversial?
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In your time, yes.
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But nowadays, shut up!
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Besides, these are
adult stem cells,
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harvested from perfectly
healthy adults
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whom I killed for
their stem cells.
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(Heart beating)
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(Grunting)
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(Pop, splat)
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Hermes Conrad!
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(Crying like a newborn baby)
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(Loud slap)
Oh! Oh, mo
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I'm dripping with placenta!
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00:04:25,052 --> 00:04:28,021
Good thing it's
casual Friday.
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(Pop)
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Amy Wong!
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Ooh... baby soft!
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(Loud slap)
Indeed!
96
00:04:36,196 --> 00:04:38,164
(Pop, splat)
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Dr. Zoidberg!
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00:04:39,199 --> 00:04:40,867
Hermes, my friend!
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Let me cut off
your umbilical cord.
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(Snip, plop)
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Oops.
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Fry:
And the rest!
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Hooray!
We're back in business!
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Over my dead body.
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(Dramatic musical sting plays)
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Uh... never mind.
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(Bender groaning)
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Bender! Are the
stem cells working?
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00:05:01,922 --> 00:05:03,222
(Thump)
Ow!
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00:05:03,290 --> 00:05:04,457
(Bender grunts loudly)
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00:05:04,525 --> 00:05:05,892
(Squeaking, clattering)
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00:05:05,959 --> 00:05:07,026
I'm dyin'.
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00:05:07,094 --> 00:05:08,161
(Coughs)
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I need mouth-to-ass
resuscitation.
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I'm on it!
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(Inhales)
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00:05:12,833 --> 00:05:14,133
(Rapid, repeated
exhaling)
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(Muffled):
it's not working!
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(Chuckles)
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I die happy, knowing
you fell for that.
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(Burbling gag)
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His power supply is shot!
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He's flatlining!
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(Steady tone)
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00:05:27,448 --> 00:05:30,249
Only one thing
can keep him alive.
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Possibly this thing!
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(Electronic whirring)
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(Whirring grows louder)
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(Clanking)
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(Boing)
Whoo!
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I've never felt
so energetic!
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(Singing lively tune)
That's because
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the doomsday device
I shoved all up in you
134
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puts out 50 gigawatts!
135
00:05:48,535 --> 00:05:50,203
That's ten times
your recommended...
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Who are you,
my warranty?!
137
00:05:52,306 --> 00:05:53,306
(Chuckles)
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That's a good...
(Chuckles)
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(Vibrating buzz)
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(Zoidberg gibbers
curiously)
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For God sakes, Bender!
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Keep dancing!
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Keep whooping it up!
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00:06:04,651 --> 00:06:06,352
(Grunting in rhythm)
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00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:08,855
You must burn off
the doomsday energy
146
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as fast as its produced,
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or it will build to
critical levels!
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(Gasps)
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You don't mean...?
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Oh, but I do.
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If you stop partying
for a single second,
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you'll explode
and kill everyone here
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in a fireball of melted gears
and splatter bowels!
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Sounds like
a party, baby!
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♪ Ooh, yeah, doo, doo,
doo, deedle-ee-dee... ♪
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Hey, speaking
of splattered bowels,
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can I cook you a romantic
dinner tonight, Leela?
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Where's Leela?
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(Pop, splat)
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(Gasps)
Is she okay?
161
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Why hasn't she
acknowledged
my dinner offer?
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Something's wrong!
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She's not responding
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to my poking stick!
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Poke harder, damn it!
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I'm poking as hard as I can!
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I'm sorry, fry,
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but I'm afraid Leela is in...
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An irreversible coma!
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00:07:01,975 --> 00:07:03,876
(Dramatic musical sting plays)
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♪ coma, coma, coma, coma ♪
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♪ coma chameleon... ♪
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(Sniffles)
My soul mate is gone!
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Why should I go on living?
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Because the pain
slowly fades,
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but the love is forever.
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Yow!
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But what if I forget
the sweet sound of her voice,
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or the moist touch
of her eyeball on my lips?
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(Groans) Are you still hung up
on what's her name?
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Move on already!
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(Sniffles)
Maybe you're right.
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Maybe I'm always right!
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"Build-a-bot workshop"?
185
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It's time to start living again!
186
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(Whirring)
187
00:08:03,819 --> 00:08:07,521
At least it's something
to distract me from Leela.
188
00:08:10,492 --> 00:08:12,159
Nah.
189
00:08:13,662 --> 00:08:16,097
Now that I like,
for some reason.
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00:08:19,601 --> 00:08:21,135
(Sobbing)
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00:08:21,203 --> 00:08:23,170
I like jelly beans!
192
00:08:23,238 --> 00:08:24,205
Do you?
193
00:08:24,272 --> 00:08:26,207
I sure do, honey.
(Sniffles)
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00:08:26,274 --> 00:08:27,608
Professor:
Come, now, Fry!
195
00:08:27,676 --> 00:08:30,311
You can't live out
this sick fantasy!
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Not without our help.
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These security tapes record
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everything at planet express,
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including the ship,
shower and urinals.
200
00:08:39,187 --> 00:08:42,723
And yet, it still hasn't stopped
the elusive bathroom burglar.
201
00:08:42,791 --> 00:08:45,826
Maybe he's just trying
to feed his family.
202
00:08:45,894 --> 00:08:47,228
(Slurping)
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00:08:47,295 --> 00:08:48,796
Computer, analyze tapes
204
00:08:48,864 --> 00:08:52,466
and extract personality profile
of one Turanga Leela.
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00:08:52,534 --> 00:08:54,468
Computer voice:
Analyzing. Analyzing.
206
00:08:54,536 --> 00:08:55,936
Checking my ebay bid.
207
00:08:56,004 --> 00:08:56,937
(Buzzer sounds)
208
00:08:57,005 --> 00:08:59,106
Damn it!
Well, back to analyzing.
209
00:09:00,742 --> 00:09:03,010
Hey! I was nuzzling that!
210
00:09:03,078 --> 00:09:04,378
Computer voice:
Attributes transfer.
211
00:09:04,446 --> 00:09:07,381
Shoe size 12, etcetera.
212
00:09:07,449 --> 00:09:08,582
(Beeping, whirring)
213
00:09:08,650 --> 00:09:11,118
Brace for emergency landing!
214
00:09:11,186 --> 00:09:13,788
What?
We survived the crash?
215
00:09:13,855 --> 00:09:14,922
Oh, Fry!
216
00:09:16,191 --> 00:09:18,092
♪ Party people in
the house say... ♪
217
00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,027
(gasping)
218
00:09:20,095 --> 00:09:21,395
This is wonderful!
219
00:09:21,463 --> 00:09:24,131
The last thing I remember,
I was dying in an explosion.
220
00:09:24,199 --> 00:09:27,735
Yet here I am in the flesh,
more alive than ever!
221
00:09:27,803 --> 00:09:28,736
Alive?
222
00:09:28,804 --> 00:09:29,837
(Clearing throat)
223
00:09:29,905 --> 00:09:31,438
You better
tell her, Fry.
224
00:09:31,506 --> 00:09:32,439
Tell me what?
225
00:09:32,507 --> 00:09:34,375
Anyway, my work is done.
226
00:09:34,442 --> 00:09:36,510
I'm gonna hit
the showers.
227
00:09:36,578 --> 00:09:38,779
(Sniffing)
228
00:09:38,847 --> 00:09:40,014
(Whines)
229
00:09:40,081 --> 00:09:42,283
Nibbler, come give
mama a hug!
(Snarling)
230
00:09:42,350 --> 00:09:45,352
(Vicious growling)
Aah! What the...
Bad Nibbler!
231
00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:47,021
Bad Nibbler!
232
00:09:47,088 --> 00:09:48,189
Aah...! (Grunts)
233
00:09:48,256 --> 00:09:49,957
What are you doing,
pooper-doodle?
234
00:09:50,025 --> 00:09:53,127
It's me, Leela!
235
00:09:53,195 --> 00:09:54,895
(Dramatic musical sting plays)
236
00:09:54,963 --> 00:09:58,065
(Screaming)
237
00:09:58,133 --> 00:10:00,501
(Continues screaming)
238
00:10:00,569 --> 00:10:02,703
(Continues screaming)
239
00:10:02,771 --> 00:10:05,105
(Vibrating scream)
240
00:10:05,173 --> 00:10:07,107
(Screaming)
241
00:10:07,175 --> 00:10:08,409
(Screaming stops)
242
00:10:08,476 --> 00:10:09,610
(Gasping)
243
00:10:09,678 --> 00:10:11,312
Am I really just a robot?
244
00:10:11,379 --> 00:10:13,614
I mean, I have
Leela's memories,
245
00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:15,683
her opinion of gazelles...
246
00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:16,817
majestic...
247
00:10:16,885 --> 00:10:18,319
her emotions...
248
00:10:18,386 --> 00:10:19,987
confused and hurt.
249
00:10:20,055 --> 00:10:22,790
I swear, I didn't know
this would happen.
250
00:10:22,858 --> 00:10:25,025
The only thing
I truly know is,
251
00:10:25,093 --> 00:10:27,061
I love you.
252
00:10:27,128 --> 00:10:28,662
I mean, her. Wait.
253
00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:30,397
Help me out here. Ouch!
254
00:10:30,465 --> 00:10:32,933
(Disco music playing)
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00:10:34,769 --> 00:10:36,370
♫
256
00:10:36,438 --> 00:10:38,339
(blows thudding,
grunts, angry shouts)
257
00:10:38,406 --> 00:10:41,375
(Blows thudding,
people grunting, shouting)
258
00:10:41,443 --> 00:10:44,378
Do the Bender!
Do the Bender!
259
00:10:44,446 --> 00:10:45,579
No, spank you.
260
00:10:45,647 --> 00:10:46,847
I said do it!
261
00:10:46,915 --> 00:10:50,284
The truth is, fry,
I still have feelings for you.
262
00:10:50,352 --> 00:10:52,219
But are they really my feelings?
263
00:10:52,287 --> 00:10:53,621
Am I just an automaton?
264
00:10:53,688 --> 00:10:56,056
Or can a machine
of sufficient complexity
265
00:10:56,124 --> 00:10:58,659
legitimately achieve
consciousness?
266
00:10:58,727 --> 00:10:59,760
I agree.
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00:10:59,828 --> 00:11:01,996
I need some time
to figure this out.
268
00:11:02,063 --> 00:11:03,831
Until then... friends?
269
00:11:03,899 --> 00:11:05,499
Okay.
270
00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:07,234
Listen up, disco dummies!
271
00:11:07,302 --> 00:11:11,305
You just flunked out of Bender's
college of party knowledge!
272
00:11:11,373 --> 00:11:12,773
(Whoops)
273
00:11:12,841 --> 00:11:14,875
(Scatting)
274
00:11:14,943 --> 00:11:16,877
Yeah, baby.
Uh. Uh. Uh.
275
00:11:16,945 --> 00:11:19,346
(Mutters, groans)
276
00:11:19,414 --> 00:11:22,616
♪ Do the back dance,
do the back dance. ♪
277
00:11:22,684 --> 00:11:24,718
♪ Beedle-ee... doo... ♪
278
00:11:24,786 --> 00:11:27,588
Professor:
Good news, everyone.
279
00:11:27,656 --> 00:11:31,692
I'm going to make one
final attempt to awaken Leela.
280
00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,093
(All cheering)
281
00:11:33,161 --> 00:11:35,629
After all,
there's always hope.
282
00:11:35,697 --> 00:11:36,931
Really?!
283
00:11:36,998 --> 00:11:38,899
No, don't get your hopes up.
284
00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:40,801
Frankly, she's just
a brainless mound
285
00:11:40,869 --> 00:11:42,336
of scabs and pus.
286
00:11:42,404 --> 00:11:43,304
Oh!
287
00:11:43,371 --> 00:11:45,272
I didn't need to hear that.
288
00:11:45,340 --> 00:11:47,641
No, and you don't need
to see this.
289
00:11:49,577 --> 00:11:52,146
Computer voice:
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
290
00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:54,848
(Groaning)
Wake up! Wake up!
291
00:11:56,651 --> 00:12:00,287
(Horns, explosions)
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
292
00:12:00,355 --> 00:12:01,989
(Horns blaring)
Wake up!
293
00:12:02,057 --> 00:12:03,557
Well, that's it.
294
00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:06,760
I'm afraid traditional
medicine has failed.
295
00:12:06,828 --> 00:12:08,095
No!
296
00:12:08,163 --> 00:12:10,464
I refuse to give up!
Wake up, Leela!
297
00:12:10,532 --> 00:12:13,400
I... love... you!
298
00:12:13,468 --> 00:12:14,969
Fry, stop.
299
00:12:15,036 --> 00:12:16,470
She's gone.
300
00:12:16,538 --> 00:12:18,939
Dr. Zoidberg,
can you note the time
301
00:12:19,007 --> 00:12:21,241
and declare the patient
legally dead?
302
00:12:21,309 --> 00:12:24,445
Can I! That's
my specialty!
303
00:12:38,026 --> 00:12:39,560
Hermes:
As you all know,
304
00:12:39,627 --> 00:12:42,396
Leela's living will states
that, in the event of coma,
305
00:12:42,464 --> 00:12:45,132
her body is to be fed
to the wild cyclophage,
306
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,335
a highly endangered creature
that eats only cyclopses.
307
00:12:48,403 --> 00:12:51,972
Yup, that's what
her donor card says.
308
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,774
(Sniffles)
309
00:12:53,842 --> 00:12:55,242
Good-bye, my love.
310
00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,877
(Sobbing)
311
00:12:56,945 --> 00:12:58,612
(Distant rustling)
312
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:01,148
(Footsteps thudding)
313
00:13:01,216 --> 00:13:03,751
The beast approacheth!
314
00:13:05,653 --> 00:13:07,621
(Thudding footsteps)
315
00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:11,125
To the beat, y'all!
To the beat, y'all!
316
00:13:11,192 --> 00:13:13,927
I'm dancin' a jig
with my feet, y'all!
317
00:13:13,995 --> 00:13:15,429
Bender, cut it out!
318
00:13:15,497 --> 00:13:17,531
People are trying
to have emotions!
319
00:13:17,599 --> 00:13:19,266
You think I want to party?
320
00:13:19,334 --> 00:13:20,768
I'm sick of partying!
321
00:13:20,835 --> 00:13:22,469
(Whooping)
More partying!
322
00:13:22,537 --> 00:13:24,204
(Beatboxing)
323
00:13:24,272 --> 00:13:26,306
- Quiet, Bender!
- Shush!
- Cut it out!
324
00:13:26,374 --> 00:13:28,308
Shh!
(Belches)
325
00:13:29,577 --> 00:13:31,245
Bender!
326
00:13:31,312 --> 00:13:33,480
Shut the hell up!
327
00:13:36,918 --> 00:13:39,887
(Buzzing)
328
00:13:39,954 --> 00:13:42,056
Bender, stop
shutting the hell up!
329
00:13:42,123 --> 00:13:43,490
Oh, right.
330
00:13:43,558 --> 00:13:45,459
Leela's back, as if I care.
331
00:13:45,527 --> 00:13:46,693
Whoo.
332
00:13:46,761 --> 00:13:49,263
All right, Leela!
(All cheering)
333
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:50,631
(Sighs)
Oh. Thanks.
334
00:13:50,698 --> 00:13:53,834
It's so nice to wake up
and see... (Gasps)
335
00:13:56,271 --> 00:13:58,806
- Leela!
- Leela?
336
00:13:58,873 --> 00:13:59,807
Leela?
337
00:13:59,874 --> 00:14:00,774
Leela.
338
00:14:00,842 --> 00:14:02,176
How is this possible?
339
00:14:02,243 --> 00:14:04,311
And can you believe she wore
a tank-top to my funeral?
340
00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:06,380
Shut up. We've got
to get out of here!
341
00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:11,151
(Roaring)
342
00:14:11,219 --> 00:14:12,119
(Growling)
343
00:14:12,187 --> 00:14:13,420
No, you shut up.
344
00:14:13,488 --> 00:14:15,355
We've got
to get out of here!
345
00:14:15,423 --> 00:14:17,491
(Cyclophage roaring,
all yelling)
346
00:14:23,669 --> 00:14:26,004
(Yelling and panting)
347
00:14:26,072 --> 00:14:27,505
(Bender laughing)
348
00:14:27,573 --> 00:14:28,840
(Growling)
349
00:14:28,908 --> 00:14:31,376
All aboard the party ship.
350
00:14:34,513 --> 00:14:35,780
(Grunting)
351
00:14:35,848 --> 00:14:38,183
There's no room
for two captains in this chair!
352
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:40,552
There would be if you'd
taken a spin class
353
00:14:40,619 --> 00:14:42,587
instead of lounging
around in a coma.
354
00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:43,922
(Yells)
Whoa.
355
00:14:45,591 --> 00:14:46,858
(Squeaking on glass)
356
00:14:51,998 --> 00:14:53,164
(Groans)
357
00:14:53,232 --> 00:14:55,700
Leela:
This is crazy.
358
00:14:55,768 --> 00:14:57,102
It's like I'm looking
359
00:14:57,169 --> 00:14:59,237
at an exact robot duplicate
of myself.
360
00:14:59,305 --> 00:15:01,139
That is what
you're looking at.
361
00:15:01,207 --> 00:15:02,307
Oh.
362
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:04,009
How could you do this, Fry?!
363
00:15:04,076 --> 00:15:06,344
Uh... coma... sad...
364
00:15:06,412 --> 00:15:07,679
I have to go.
365
00:15:07,747 --> 00:15:09,614
This is just too freaky.
366
00:15:09,682 --> 00:15:11,483
Please don't
get upset, Leela.
367
00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:13,018
She's nothing like you.
368
00:15:13,085 --> 00:15:14,352
I have to go.
369
00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:17,622
This is just
too freaky.
370
00:15:21,093 --> 00:15:23,395
I need cheering up, Bender.
371
00:15:23,462 --> 00:15:24,696
I don't know.
372
00:15:24,764 --> 00:15:26,931
You want to go out
and party tonight?
373
00:15:26,999 --> 00:15:28,466
I hate partying.
374
00:15:28,534 --> 00:15:31,803
If only I didn't have so
much crunk in my badunkadunk.
375
00:15:31,871 --> 00:15:33,204
(Sighs sadly)
376
00:15:33,272 --> 00:15:35,874
Why does everything
I date run away?
377
00:15:35,941 --> 00:15:37,575
I love Leela.
378
00:15:37,643 --> 00:15:39,310
Always and forever.
379
00:15:39,378 --> 00:15:41,479
And if I loved
robot Leela, too,
380
00:15:41,547 --> 00:15:43,148
well, that's only 'cause
381
00:15:43,215 --> 00:15:45,583
she had so much
of real Leela in her.
382
00:15:45,651 --> 00:15:47,652
I thought she loved me, too.
383
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,288
But obviously,
I was wrong, as usual.
384
00:15:50,356 --> 00:15:51,689
Wrong again.
385
00:15:51,757 --> 00:15:53,191
You were right.
386
00:15:53,259 --> 00:15:55,727
Leela?! Leela Leela?!
387
00:15:55,795 --> 00:15:57,095
Leela Leela.
388
00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:58,730
I've been
thinking, fry.
389
00:15:58,798 --> 00:16:01,933
If I lost you, I don't think
I could stand it, either.
390
00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:05,570
I'd probably build
a copy of you, too.
391
00:16:05,638 --> 00:16:08,373
As long as robo Leela's
not a jealous type like me,
392
00:16:08,441 --> 00:16:09,707
things will work...
393
00:16:09,775 --> 00:16:12,710
I'll kill you, you
slut-clops! Hee-yah!
394
00:16:12,778 --> 00:16:14,045
He's mine!
395
00:16:14,113 --> 00:16:16,281
Oh, back off, missy!
396
00:16:16,348 --> 00:16:19,851
(Grunting)
397
00:16:22,755 --> 00:16:24,155
Somebody do something!
398
00:16:24,223 --> 00:16:25,457
Here, take this.
399
00:16:25,524 --> 00:16:27,792
A gun? Do-do I
really need to...?
400
00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:29,527
Shoot her!
She's the robot!
401
00:16:29,595 --> 00:16:32,430
No. Shoot her!
She's the human!
402
00:16:32,498 --> 00:16:35,633
But-but how do I know who's
the human and who's the robot?
403
00:16:35,701 --> 00:16:38,069
- We just told you!
- Yeah, you idiot!
404
00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:39,637
Okay, fine.
405
00:16:39,705 --> 00:16:42,941
If you're gonna be like that,
I'm not shooting anyone.
406
00:16:43,008 --> 00:16:44,375
Whoa!
407
00:16:44,443 --> 00:16:46,111
Right between the lungs.
408
00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:47,812
Man, that was close.
409
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,581
(Screams)
410
00:16:49,648 --> 00:16:51,149
(Dramatic music sting)
411
00:16:51,217 --> 00:16:52,684
(Bender scatting happily)
412
00:16:53,819 --> 00:16:56,387
(Yells)
I'm a robot, too!
413
00:16:56,455 --> 00:16:57,722
Aha!
414
00:16:57,790 --> 00:17:00,125
That explains this growth
on your drive shaft.
415
00:17:00,192 --> 00:17:01,626
But how is this possible?
416
00:17:01,694 --> 00:17:04,062
Who knows? Oh, I do.
417
00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:05,463
Allow me to explain
418
00:17:05,531 --> 00:17:08,833
what really happened
the day the ship crashed.
419
00:17:12,972 --> 00:17:15,273
(Alarm sounding)
420
00:17:15,341 --> 00:17:17,809
I'll protect you, Leela.
421
00:17:17,877 --> 00:17:21,579
My love is stronger than
the vast majority of explosions.
422
00:17:21,647 --> 00:17:23,515
(Explosion thunders)
423
00:17:23,582 --> 00:17:25,617
Professor:
Fry did, in fact, save Leela,
424
00:17:25,684 --> 00:17:28,653
though at a terrible cost
to himself.
425
00:17:28,721 --> 00:17:30,755
I tossed him
into the stem cells,
426
00:17:30,823 --> 00:17:35,093
but he just bubbled away,
like phlegm on a hot sidewalk.
427
00:17:35,161 --> 00:17:37,262
Leela was so distraught,
428
00:17:37,329 --> 00:17:40,665
she went all blade runner
and built a duplicate.
429
00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:43,468
Then uploaded fry's personality
430
00:17:43,536 --> 00:17:46,037
from the urinal
surveillance tapes.
431
00:17:46,105 --> 00:17:47,872
I sure love Leela.
432
00:17:50,142 --> 00:17:53,778
Alas, in recreating
Fry's adorable jelly belly,
433
00:17:53,846 --> 00:17:57,015
she had overstuffed him
with copper wadding.
434
00:17:58,884 --> 00:18:01,019
The inevitable static discharge
435
00:18:01,086 --> 00:18:02,687
electrocuted Leela,
436
00:18:02,755 --> 00:18:05,723
and destroyed both
of their short-term memories.
437
00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:09,627
So that's why I'm so amazed
by these things I already knew.
438
00:18:09,695 --> 00:18:10,695
What could I do?
439
00:18:10,763 --> 00:18:12,197
I hung up Leela
440
00:18:12,264 --> 00:18:14,199
with the other bone-bags
and went to procure
441
00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:16,668
the final ingredient
for my stem cell brew.
442
00:18:16,735 --> 00:18:18,403
(Fly buzzing)
443
00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:20,238
(Sizzling, hissing)
444
00:18:21,407 --> 00:18:24,042
Professor, my fry fro
is all frizzy.
445
00:18:24,109 --> 00:18:25,743
My God, I can't believe
446
00:18:25,811 --> 00:18:29,681
I'll never see that
particular Fry again.
447
00:18:32,851 --> 00:18:34,285
Hey, where's my shoes?
448
00:18:34,353 --> 00:18:36,521
(All gasping)
Fry!
449
00:18:36,589 --> 00:18:37,922
Oh, I'm sorry.
450
00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:40,091
I didn't realize I
was already here. Wait.
451
00:18:40,159 --> 00:18:41,526
What's with all
the leelas?!
452
00:18:41,594 --> 00:18:43,027
Trust me, don't ask.
453
00:18:43,095 --> 00:18:45,163
Okay, dork. Listen, I'm
gonna hit the urinal,
454
00:18:45,231 --> 00:18:47,098
maybe talk about
myself a little bit...
455
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,333
Hang on.
456
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,801
It's time
to sort things out.
457
00:18:49,868 --> 00:18:52,237
The truth is, I love fry.
458
00:18:52,304 --> 00:18:53,705
That fry.
459
00:18:53,772 --> 00:18:55,173
And I love Leela.
460
00:18:55,241 --> 00:18:56,474
Any Leela.
461
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:58,509
We're robots,
and we're in love.
462
00:18:58,577 --> 00:19:01,879
Let's ditch these meat jackets.
463
00:19:01,947 --> 00:19:04,682
Whoa! Cool!
464
00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:08,786
(In Terminator voice):
Hasta la vista, wiener.
465
00:19:08,854 --> 00:19:10,622
(In Terminator voice):
We'll be back.
466
00:19:10,689 --> 00:19:12,257
For our stuff.
467
00:19:12,324 --> 00:19:14,392
(Footsteps clanking, thudding)
468
00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:16,628
Why did their
voices change?
469
00:19:16,695 --> 00:19:21,132
That's the one thing
we'll never truly understand.
470
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,801
Uh, this is a
bit awkward.
471
00:19:23,869 --> 00:19:25,236
Or is it?
472
00:19:25,304 --> 00:19:26,504
I'm not sure...
473
00:19:26,572 --> 00:19:28,906
I lost track
around the second robot.
474
00:19:28,974 --> 00:19:30,408
Well, you know how I feel.
475
00:19:30,476 --> 00:19:32,443
I waited for you for
a thousand years.
476
00:19:32,511 --> 00:19:34,145
I can wait a
little longer.
477
00:19:34,213 --> 00:19:35,480
(Bender groans)
478
00:19:35,547 --> 00:19:36,948
What a load of mush!
479
00:19:37,016 --> 00:19:38,416
I've had it!
480
00:19:38,484 --> 00:19:40,885
(Buzzing, Bender gibbering)
481
00:19:40,953 --> 00:19:42,553
(Gasps)
He's gonna blow!
482
00:19:42,621 --> 00:19:44,422
Party, Bender!
483
00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:46,057
Party for your life!
484
00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:47,792
No chance, high pants.
485
00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:49,727
I'd rather die
and kill all of you
486
00:19:49,795 --> 00:19:53,231
than party
for one more millisecond!
487
00:19:53,299 --> 00:19:55,233
(All yelling)
488
00:19:55,301 --> 00:19:56,801
The cyclops eater!
489
00:19:56,869 --> 00:19:59,270
(Growling)
490
00:20:04,009 --> 00:20:06,511
(Buzzing, Bender whimpering)
491
00:20:09,515 --> 00:20:11,449
Huh? (Growling)
492
00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:14,018
Hold on, mack!
It ain't like that!
493
00:20:25,698 --> 00:20:28,232
Geez, what does it take
to kill me?
494
00:20:31,036 --> 00:20:34,739
Bender, you blew out
your excess capacity.
495
00:20:34,807 --> 00:20:37,108
You're cured!
496
00:20:37,176 --> 00:20:41,145
Oh, sweet mercy!
My hellish nightmare is over!
497
00:20:41,213 --> 00:20:43,481
I never have to party again!
498
00:20:43,549 --> 00:20:45,083
Well, that's that, then.
499
00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:46,784
We're back, everyone!
500
00:20:46,852 --> 00:20:48,453
Par-tay!
501
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,788
(All cheering)
502
00:20:56,158 --> 00:21:00,095
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