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Sync by n17t01, corrected by gloriabg
www.Addic7ed.Com

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As Mayor, it is my deeply
tedious pleasure to kick off

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the 83rd or 84th annual
e-waste recycling festival!

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Down in front!

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Sorry. I get aroused in crowds.

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I will now throw out the
ceremonial first dump...

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this old, inefficient vote rigger!

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These old doomsday devices
are dangerously unstable.

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I'll rest easier not
knowing where they are.

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So long, overly complicated
Japanese toilet.

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Please not to throw away.

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I give you happy poopie time.

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Sorry, you know too much.

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Seems like a good place
to ditch some evidence.

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Flexo?!

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What are you doing in
a hazardous waste bin?

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Haven't you heard?

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Us bending units are
dangerously outdated.

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We overheat, we're radioactive,
we cause erectile dysfunc...

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Who are you talking to?

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No one. Your mama.

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Shut up.

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Take your pick.

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Scoop Chang, New New York Times

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online podcast blog
comments editor.

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Mr. Mayor, isn't this
e-waste dangerous?

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Not at all, Scoop.

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Not after it's hauled
off to the third world

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by an expendable team of
minimum-wage nobodies.

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Good news, nobodies!

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Greetings, my friends!

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It shan't take long

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to strip down your clunker.

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There's nothing wrong
with our clunker.

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Really? Because we can smelt
out the deadly, deadly chromium

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to make rat poison and
artificial sweeteners.

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No, thanks.
We're delivering e-waste.

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Pity. We're halfway done.

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This thing is 40% chromium!

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Gentle now.

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Gentle with the hoverdumpster.

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Ready for processing!

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What smells like bloody sinuses?

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We burn your e-waste down
to the usable metals,

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safely releasing the
toxins into our air

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and drinking water.

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Ugh! That's the worst
thing I've ever seen!

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Really? Then don't look over there.

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Okay, kids.

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Let's play find the shiny!

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That's even more horrific!

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Is all the work done by children?

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No, not the whipping.

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Granted, we later learned some
positive things about recycling,

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but a better solution is
to use our electronics

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as long as possible instead
of throwing them out

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in the first place.

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I'm gonna start by keeping
my old cell phone,

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even if it is outdated.

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Hello, Miss Turanga.

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Your call to Saint Louis
has gone through.

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Well, let's at least
throw this tv out.

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The batteries in the
remote are getting low.

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No! Put that back and turn it on!

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I was just trying to help.

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More on this breaking puff-piece
after a word from our sponsor.

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With the new eyePhone,

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you can watch, listen,
ignore your friends,

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stalk your ex, download porno
on a crowded bus,

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even check your e-mail while
getting hit by a train.

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All with the new eyePhone.

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From Mom.

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A new eyePhone?! Forget this junk.

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Well, this is a
fine how-do-you-do!

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- So long!
- Sayonara!

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- Bye-bye!
- Good riddance!

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- Yup!
- Toodle-oo!

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Come on, let's buy
some eyePhones online.

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Wait. I thought we were
buying our eyePhones online.

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We are on line.

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But I thought the Mom
store was across town.

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It is across town.

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- But I thought...
- Stop thinking, fry!

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I feel like a mindless zombie.

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I wish I knew how long
we've been waiting.

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The eyePhone has an app for that!

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Is there an app for kissing
my shiny metal ass?

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Several!

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Ooh!

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Oh, no, the light!

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I guess I'm off to hell.

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Oh, no, the light!

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That's the store, Professor.

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Whuh?

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Swow! It's that obscure

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underground song

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that's constantly
playing everywhere.

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Hello, dearies.

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Welcome to the Mom store.

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The new eyePhones
are in short supply,

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so please form an orderly...

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- Out of the way!
- I need...

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Are there any left?!

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There may be one.

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Okay, it's $500,
you have no choice of carrier,

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the battery can't hold a charge,

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and the reception isn't very...

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Shut up and take my money!

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The new eyePhone is wonderful.

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I use it to check recipes
and send threatening e-mails

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to unauthorized third-party
app developers...

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Say, you're from one
of those ethnicities

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that knows about technology.

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Why is it called an eyePhone?

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I'll explain after I install it.

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Neat.

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Now for the ear piece.

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But my favorite app
is called Twitcher.

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Ow!

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Twitcher lets you send and
receive short messages

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or videos called twits.

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Why, here's a twit now.

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Hi, mom. I love you
more than can...

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Low battery.

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But don't take my word for it.

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Unbiased-reviews-dot-mom says
Twitcher is the killer app.

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And when I say killer app,

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I mean killer app!

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Ow!

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And now another downloadisode

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of the Real Housewives
of Sim City.

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She needs to reset.

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I'll say it to her face.

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No wonder traditional
media is dead.

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Check out this webisode
of Hypnotoad.

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Enjoy your outdated format,
grandpa.

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Nowadays, cool kids like me
mash up our own phone-isodes.

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It's from the kidnappers.

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My nephew is alive!

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And he's... in this envelope.

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They cut off one of my dimensions!

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No! No!

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Oh, my God, it's Bender!

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He'll save us!

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What's happening to me?

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Is it puberty?

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It's a phone call, dingus.

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These eyePhones are phones, too?

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Duh.

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- Fry-lo.
- Hi, Fry.

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Did you know these
eyePhones are phones, too?

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Duh. Hey, is it safe to
talk while you're flying?

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Oh, totally.
This thing's hands-free.

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That's how I can eat this taco.
And this spaghetti.

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Ow!

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I'm hanging up now.

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Hey, check out this Internet video

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of some idiot crashing
her spaceship!

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Ow!

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You recorded that?

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The eyePhone records everything.

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All I did was add a laugh track

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and twit it to my 10,000 followers.

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Ow!

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Oh, that reminds me.

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It's time to my hourly twupdate.

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'Sup, followers.

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Fry here.

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Burping eggs, scratching
my underarm fungus,

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looking for love.

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Send.

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Underarm fungus?

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Ugh! Too much information.

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Ow!

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It's exactly the right
amount of information!

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For years, I've
collected personal data

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with old-fashioned methods,
like spybots and info-squitos.

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This guy sure loves porno.

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But now,

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thanks to Twitcher,
morons voluntarily spew out

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every fact I need to exploit them!

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Target acquired, mother.

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Fire direct marketing algorithm!

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Do you suffer from
the heartbreak of...

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My underarm fungus.

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Then you, Mr. or Mrs....

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Need the soothing relief

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of mom's caustic
anti-fungal bleach!

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Oh. Can I somehow charge it

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to my eyePhone for
an additional fee?

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Hell, yes!

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Hey, fatso, stuffa you face!

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This thing always seems

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to know when I got the munchies!

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Attention followers.

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It's free topping day

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at the Pizza Place
across the street! Send.

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Duh. That's why we all came
over here for lunch. Send.

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Greetings followers.

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This is day five

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of my solo kayak journey
around the world. Send.

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Can you believe 50,000
idiots swallow that crap? Send.

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- Oops.
- Wait.

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You have 50,000 followers?

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I only have three. Send.

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I unsubscribed yesterday.

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I got the most followers 'cause

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I give the people what they want.

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Like this video of you doing
karate in your underpants.

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Ow! Help! Police!

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Send.

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- That is low, Bender, even by
your standards. - My what now?

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Since when is the Internet

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about robbing people
of their privacy?

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August 6, 1991.

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I'll bet I can get as
many followers as you

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without sinking to your level.

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What do you say? First one to a
million followers wins a buck.

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You're on!

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- Ow!
- Send.

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What happens to the loser?

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Let's make it interesting.

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Shplecch.

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Why is Mr. Chunks doing that?

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Because the loser of our bet
has to do a double somersault

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into a tub of alien goat vomit.

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Wait, let's make it interestinger.

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Vomit and diarrhea.

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Good idea.

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That way we don't waste an end.

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Ugh, it's putrid.

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What do you feed him?

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What comes out one end,
we feed to the other.

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Also Indian food.

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Let the contest begin!

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Amazing.

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Some dumb bastard has nearly

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a million other dumb bastards

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following his every twit!

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Are you dumb bastards
listening to me,

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you dumb bastards?

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Why are you so angry, mommy?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I guess I'm just a little
nervous about my evil plan.

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You dumb bastards!

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You see, the plan is about

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to enter phase two.

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As soon as someone reaches
a million followers,

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I'll use them to transmit...

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The twit-worm.

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Oh, mother, you devious hag.

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Tell us more about this
"twit-worm."

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It's a very special computer virus,

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for instead of infecting computers,

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it infects the human brain.

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I like it.

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The million followers will
become an army of zombies,

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eager to obey my every command.

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The important thing is,
we're a family.

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No, it's not!

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Ew, he sneezed in it.

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Oh, God, I'm going to lose the bet.

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I'm gonna have to swim in the
juice of the puke-me-poop-you.

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Don't give up.

265
00:12:44,373 --> 00:12:46,574
You just need more
titillating twits.

266
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,476
Trust me, I want twits that tittle.

267
00:12:48,544 --> 00:12:50,545
Then you're going to have
to sink to Bender's level.

268
00:12:50,612 --> 00:12:52,280
Stop acting like the
Queen of England.

269
00:12:52,348 --> 00:12:54,782
La, la, la, la, la, la, la.

270
00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:57,018
Who was that...
the Queen of England?

271
00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:58,987
Uh, e... excuse me.

272
00:12:59,054 --> 00:13:01,689
I have to... someplace.

273
00:13:01,757 --> 00:13:02,924
That was odd.

274
00:13:02,992 --> 00:13:04,425
Where'd that singing come from?

275
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:05,927
It wasn't the goat.

276
00:13:05,995 --> 00:13:09,097
All of its orifices are in use.

277
00:13:12,701 --> 00:13:15,803
♪ I dreamed a dream in time ♪

278
00:13:15,871 --> 00:13:17,271
♪ gone by ♪

279
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,140
♪ when hope was high ♪

280
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:23,011
♪ and life worth living ♪

281
00:13:23,078 --> 00:13:26,948
♪ I dreamed that love
would never die ♪

282
00:13:27,016 --> 00:13:28,616
♪ I dreamed that God ♪

283
00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:31,119
♪ would be forgiving. ♪

284
00:13:32,888 --> 00:13:34,355
- What the hell is that?
- Nothing.

285
00:13:34,423 --> 00:13:36,224
I'm not nothing.

286
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:39,060
All my life everyone's
called me nothing.

287
00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:40,294
You have a boil on your butt

288
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,963
that sings show tunes with you?

289
00:13:42,031 --> 00:13:43,264
Don't look at me.

290
00:13:43,332 --> 00:13:46,167
- I'm a freak.
- No, no... well...

291
00:13:46,235 --> 00:13:49,070
Oh, I've been ashamed of Susan
as long as I can remember.

292
00:13:49,138 --> 00:13:52,140
You named your boil Susan?

293
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,775
A boil kinna have a name?

294
00:13:53,842 --> 00:13:56,544
They also said a boil
kinna sing, but...

295
00:13:56,612 --> 00:14:01,516
♪ Amazing grace ♪

296
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:02,950
♪ how... ♪
Aaah!

297
00:14:06,655 --> 00:14:08,189
Ew, she's Scottish.

298
00:14:08,257 --> 00:14:10,024
I lance her every few months,

299
00:14:10,092 --> 00:14:12,560
but she always grows back.

300
00:14:12,628 --> 00:14:15,029
It's hard enough being a cyclops,

301
00:14:15,097 --> 00:14:18,833
but if anyone found out about Susan,
I'd be devastated.

302
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:23,838
♪ Amazing grace ♪

303
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,573
♪ how... ♪
Aaah!

304
00:14:25,641 --> 00:14:27,208
Whoa, gross.

305
00:14:27,276 --> 00:14:28,509
Million-follower gross.

306
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,811
Fry, delete that.

307
00:14:29,878 --> 00:14:31,079
Delete that right now!

308
00:14:31,146 --> 00:14:32,313
What?

309
00:14:32,381 --> 00:14:34,515
Oh, okay.

310
00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:42,623
So much for a pleasant
swim in vomit.

311
00:14:48,464 --> 00:14:49,597
Send.

312
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,434
- Did you delete it?
- Eh.

313
00:14:53,502 --> 00:14:55,837
Thanks, Fry, you're a good friend.

314
00:14:55,904 --> 00:14:57,772
Eh...

315
00:14:59,954 --> 00:15:03,557
♪ Amazing grace ♪

316
00:15:03,624 --> 00:15:04,824
♪ how... ♪
Aaah!

317
00:15:08,029 --> 00:15:09,529
Hey, there she goes

318
00:15:09,597 --> 00:15:10,830
in the genuine.

319
00:15:10,898 --> 00:15:12,032
Let's get to hooting.

320
00:15:12,099 --> 00:15:13,300
Hoo!

321
00:15:13,367 --> 00:15:15,535
Whoa-oa-oas!

322
00:15:15,603 --> 00:15:19,306
If it ain'ts the world's
number ones Internet sensation!

323
00:15:19,373 --> 00:15:22,576
Where? Also... what?

324
00:15:22,643 --> 00:15:25,145
♪ Amazing grace... ♪

325
00:15:27,081 --> 00:15:28,148
♪ How... ♪
Aaah!

326
00:15:31,118 --> 00:15:33,720
Play it one more time.

327
00:15:33,788 --> 00:15:36,856
No, it's humiliating
and degrading to Leela.

328
00:15:36,924 --> 00:15:38,992
Play it ten more times.

329
00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:41,127
I know I shouldn't
have twitted that,

330
00:15:41,195 --> 00:15:44,230
but not swimming in barf
might ease my conscience.

331
00:15:44,298 --> 00:15:48,501
But if Leela should find out,
her dignity sac will rupture.

332
00:15:48,569 --> 00:15:49,970
That's why we can't
let her see this.

333
00:15:50,037 --> 00:15:51,538
Leela, lock the door
so Leela doesn't...

334
00:15:52,807 --> 00:15:55,709
How could you do this?

335
00:16:32,013 --> 00:16:34,681
Poor Mr. Chunks.

336
00:16:34,749 --> 00:16:37,250
At least he died
doing what he loved.

337
00:16:38,552 --> 00:16:40,954
He's in a better place now.

338
00:16:42,957 --> 00:16:46,393
Thar, I turned a regular
board into a diving board.

339
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:47,594
Mm-hmm.

340
00:16:47,662 --> 00:16:50,030
Impending news, everyone.

341
00:16:50,097 --> 00:16:52,932
We're about to learn
the winner of the bet.

342
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,001
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

343
00:16:55,069 --> 00:16:56,803
I hope it's me.

344
00:17:02,109 --> 00:17:03,276
Wait a minute.

345
00:17:03,344 --> 00:17:04,811
There's a chance I could lose?

346
00:17:04,879 --> 00:17:06,780
That wasn't part of the deal.

347
00:17:08,816 --> 00:17:10,850
Sweet Georgia Brown
of Kingston Town.

348
00:17:10,918 --> 00:17:12,686
It's a tie.

349
00:17:12,753 --> 00:17:15,922
Since no one lost,
no one has to jump.

350
00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:18,391
All right, a tie! I win again!

351
00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:21,327
Oh, I'm a scuzzball.

352
00:17:21,395 --> 00:17:22,562
Don't feel bad.

353
00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:24,464
At least you're not Leela.

354
00:17:27,601 --> 00:17:28,835
A tie?

355
00:17:28,903 --> 00:17:31,104
This worked out better
than I could have hoped.

356
00:17:31,172 --> 00:17:32,772
Now I'll have two million zombies.

357
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,040
Actually,

358
00:17:34,108 --> 00:17:36,543
Fry and Bender may share
some of the same followers.

359
00:17:36,610 --> 00:17:38,845
All we can say for sure
is that there will be

360
00:17:38,913 --> 00:17:41,981
between one million and
two million zombies.

361
00:17:42,049 --> 00:17:44,317
- All I can say for sure is...
- Ouch!

362
00:17:44,385 --> 00:17:48,288
Now, stop getting slapped
and power up the twit-worm.

363
00:18:00,735 --> 00:18:03,403
It's both disgusting and inspiring,

364
00:18:03,471 --> 00:18:05,905
like Jared from subway.

365
00:18:05,973 --> 00:18:08,174
Okay, I'm a freak with
a singingutt boil,

366
00:18:08,242 --> 00:18:11,111
but I'm still a human being,
more or less.

367
00:18:11,178 --> 00:18:12,345
Singing butts boil?

368
00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:14,147
That's yesterdayses news.

369
00:18:14,215 --> 00:18:18,084
Like that giant caterpillar
what ate Jared from subway.

370
00:18:18,152 --> 00:18:22,422
Nows us Internet geeks gots
a whole new video sensation.

371
00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:24,691
So my humiliation is over?

372
00:18:24,759 --> 00:18:26,793
Who are you?

373
00:18:30,598 --> 00:18:33,733
And now, to create
an unstoppable army

374
00:18:33,801 --> 00:18:36,336
of between one and
two million zombies.

375
00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:39,773
Uh, shouldn't you wait

376
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,274
for the weather to clear up?

377
00:18:41,342 --> 00:18:45,745
No. I give you the twit-worm.

378
00:18:47,715 --> 00:18:49,816
Send.

379
00:18:57,091 --> 00:19:00,126
Aah, I'm sick of my
head doing things.

380
00:19:00,194 --> 00:19:01,327
Leela!

381
00:19:01,395 --> 00:19:03,329
Fry, I came to talk to you.

382
00:19:03,397 --> 00:19:05,532
No, I came to talk to you.

383
00:19:05,599 --> 00:19:08,735
It looked like you were just
sitting there, but whatever.

384
00:19:08,803 --> 00:19:11,171
I am so, so sorry for what I did,

385
00:19:11,238 --> 00:19:13,540
and I know I can never
make it up to you...

386
00:19:13,607 --> 00:19:15,041
You don't have to apologize.

387
00:19:15,109 --> 00:19:17,243
In fact, I came to thank you.

388
00:19:17,311 --> 00:19:19,078
I think you mean hit me.

389
00:19:19,146 --> 00:19:22,048
Everyone knows my secret,
but no one cares.

390
00:19:22,116 --> 00:19:24,217
I have nothing to hide anymore.

391
00:19:24,285 --> 00:19:27,187
Oh, Fry, thanks to
your selfish rudeness,

392
00:19:27,254 --> 00:19:30,657
a terrible weight has
been lifted from my heart.

393
00:19:30,724 --> 00:19:33,693
That's not the only place you
need a terrible weight lifted.

394
00:19:35,029 --> 00:19:36,362
Susan and I are agreed.

395
00:19:36,430 --> 00:19:38,364
For the first time in our lives,

396
00:19:38,432 --> 00:19:40,633
we're not ashamed of who we are.

397
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:43,102
I was never ashamed.

398
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:45,205
Come here.

399
00:19:45,272 --> 00:19:46,739
What stinks?

400
00:19:46,807 --> 00:19:49,108
Were you rolling
around in New Jersey?

401
00:19:49,176 --> 00:19:51,511
Leela, I knew I could
never make it up to you,

402
00:19:51,579 --> 00:19:53,213
so I did the next best thing...

403
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:57,250
I put myself through the same
humiliation I put you through.

404
00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:18,137
Aw, you didn't have to do that.

405
00:20:18,205 --> 00:20:19,372
I didn't?

406
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,607
Damn.

407
00:20:20,674 --> 00:20:21,774
Don't worry.

408
00:20:21,842 --> 00:20:23,776
By tomorrow, no one will remember.

409
00:20:23,844 --> 00:20:25,111
Can I have another hug?

410
00:20:25,179 --> 00:20:26,512
No.

411
00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:29,515
Oh, hold your nose
and give it a go.

412
00:20:47,589 --> 00:20:49,986
Introducing the all new eyePhone 2.0

413
00:20:55,610 --> 00:20:56,993
Damn bastards.

414
00:20:58,802 --> 00:21:00,116
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