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As Mayor, it is my
deeply tedious pleasure
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to kick off the 83rd or 84th
Annual E-Waste Recycling Festival!
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Down in front!
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Sorry. I get aroused in crowds.
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I will now throw out
the ceremonial first dump,
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this old, inefficient vote-rigger!
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These old doomsday devices
are dangerously unstable.
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I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.
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So long,
overly complicated Japanese toilet.
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Please, not to throw away.
I give you a happy poopie time.
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Sorry, you know too much.
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Seems like a good place
to ditch some evidence.
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Flexo?
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What are you doing
in a hazardous-waste bin?
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Haven't you heard?
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Us bending units
are dangerously outdated.
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We overheat, we're radioactive,
we cause erectile...
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Who were you talking to?
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No one. Your mama.
Shut up. Take your pick.
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Scoop Chang, New New York Times
online podcast blog comments editor.
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Mr. Mayor, isn't this e-waste dangerous?
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Not at all, Scoop.
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Not after it's hauled off to the
third world by an expendable team
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of minimum-wage nobodies.
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Good news, nobodies!
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Greetings, my friends!
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It shan't take long
to strip down your clunker.
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There's nothing wrong with our clunker.
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Really? Because we can smelt
out the deadly, deadly chromium
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to make rat poison
and artificial sweeteners.
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No, thanks. We're delivering e-waste.
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Pity. We're halfway done.
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This thing is 40% chromium!
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Gentle now.
Gentle with the hover dumpster.
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Ready for processing!
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What smells like bloody sinuses?
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We burn your e-waste down
to the usable metals,
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safely releasing the toxins
into our air and drinking water.
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That's the worst thing
I've ever seen!
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Really? Then don't look over there.
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Whee!
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Okay, kids. Let's play "find the shiny."
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That's even more horrific!
Is all the work done by children?
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No, not the whipping.
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Granted, we later learned
some positive things about recycling,
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but a better solution
is to use our electronics
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as long as possible instead of
throwing them out in the first place.
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I'm gonna start by keeping
my old cell phone, even if it is outdated.
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Hello, Miss Turanga.
Your call to St. Louis has gone through.
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Well, let's at least throw this TV out.
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The batteries in the remote
are getting low.
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No! Put that back and turn it on!
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I was just trying to help.
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More on this breaking puff piece
after a word from our sponsor.
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With the new eyePhone,
you can watch, listen,
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ignore your friends, stalk your ex,
download porno on a crowded bus,
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even check your e-mail
while getting hit by a train.
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All with the new eyePhone.
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From Mom.
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A new eyePhone? Forget this junk.
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Well, this is a fine how-do-you-do!
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- So long!
- Sayonara.
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- Bye-bye!
- Good riddance!
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- Yup!
- Toodle-oo.
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Come on,
let's buy some eyePhones online.
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Wait. I thought we were
buying our eyePhones online.
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We are on line.
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But I thought
the Mom Store was across town.
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It is across town.
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- But I thought...
- Stop thinking, Fry!
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I feel like a mindless zombie.
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I wish I knew
how long we've been waiting.
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The eyePhone has an app for that!
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Is there an app for kissing
my shiny metal ass?
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- Several!
- Ooh!
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No, the light! I guess I'm off to hell.
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That's the store, Professor.
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Wow! It's that
obscure underground song
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that's constantly
playing everywhere.
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Hello, dearies.
Welcome to the Mom Store.
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The new eyePhones are in short supply,
so please form an orderly...
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- Out of the way!
- I need...
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Move!
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- Are there any left?
- There may be one.
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Okay, it's $500,
you have no choice of carrier,
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the battery can't hold a charge
and the reception isn't very...
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Shut up and take my money!
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The new eyePhone is wonderful.
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I use it to check recipes
and send threatening e-mails
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to unauthorized
third-party app developers.
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Say, you're from one of those ethnicities
that knows about technology.
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- Why is it called an eyePhone?
- I'll explain after I install it.
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Neat.
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Now for the earpiece.
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But my favorite app is called Twitcher.
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Twitcher lets you send and receive
short messages or videos called twits.
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Why, here's a twit now.
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Hi, Mom. I love you more than...
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Low battery.
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But don't take my word for it.
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Unbiased-Reviews. Mom says
Twitcher is the killer app.
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And when I say killer app,
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I mean killer app!
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Ow!
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And now,
another downloadisode
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ofThe Real Housewives
of Sim City.
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She needs to reset.
I'll say it to her face.
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No wonder traditional media is dead.
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Check out this webisode of Hypnotoad.
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Enjoy your outdated format,
Grandpa.
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Nowadays, cool kids like me
mash up our own phone-isodes.
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It's from the kidnappers.
My nephew is alive!
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And he's in this envelope.
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They cut off one of my dimensions!
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No! No!
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Oh, my God, it's Bender!
He'll save us!
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What's happening to me?
Is it puberty?
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It's a phone call, dingus.
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These eyePhones are phones, too?
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Duh!
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- Fry-Io.
- Hi, Fry.
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Did you know these eyePhones
are phones, too?
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Duh! Hey, is it safe to
talk while you're flying?
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Oh, totally.
This thing's hands-free.
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That's how I can eat this taco
and this spaghetti.
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I'm hanging up now.
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Hey, check out this Internet video
of some idiot crashing her spaceship!
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- You recorded that?
- The eyePhone records everything.
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All I did was add a laugh track
and twit it to my 10,000 followers.
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That reminds me.
It's time to twit my hourly twupdate.
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What's up, followers? Fry here.
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Burping eggs,
scratching my underarm fungus,
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looking for love. Send.
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Underarm fungus?
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Too much information.
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It's exactly the right
amount of information!
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For years, I've collected personal
data with old-fashioned methods,
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like spybots and info-squitos.
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This guy sure loves porno.
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But now, thanks to Twitcher,
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morons voluntarily spew out
every fact I need to exploit them!
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Target acquired, Mother.
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Fire direct marketing algorithm!
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Do you suffer from
the heartbreak of...
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My underarm fungus.
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Then you, Mr. Or Mrs...
Need the soothing relief
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of Mom 's Caustic Anti-Fungal Bleach!
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Can I somehow charge it to my
eyePhone for an additional fee?
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Hell, yes!
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Hey, fatso, stuffa you face!
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This thing always seems
to know when I got the munchies!
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Attention, followers.
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It's free topping day at the pizza place
across the street! Send.
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Duh! That's why we all
came over here for lunch. Send.
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Greetings, followers.
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This is day five of my solo kayak
journey around the world. Send.
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Can you believe 50,000 idiots
swallow that crap? Send.
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Oops.
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Wait. You have 50,000 followers?
I only have three. Send.
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I unsubscribed yesterday.
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I got the most followers 'cause
I give the people what they want.
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Like this video of you
doing karate in your underpants.
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- Help! Police!
- Send.
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That is low, Bender,
even by your standards.
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My what now?
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Since when is the Internet
about robbing people of their privacy?
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August 6, 1991.
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I'll bet I can get as many followers
as you without sinking to your level.
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What do you say? First one to
a million followers wins a buck.
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You're on!
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Send.
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- What happens to the loser?
- Let's make it interesting.
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Why is Mr. Chunks doing that?
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Because the loser of our bet
has to do a double somersault
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into a tub of alien goat vomit.
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Wait, let's make it interestinger.
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Vomit and diarrhea.
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Good idea. That way
we don't waste an end.
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It's putrid. What do you feed him?
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What comes out one end,
we feed to the other.
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Also Indian food.
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Let the contest begin!
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Amazing.
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Some dumb bastard
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has nearly a million other dumb
bastards following his every twit!
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Are you dumb bastards listening to me,
you dumb bastards?
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Why are you so angry, Mommy?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I guess I'm just a little nervous
about my evil plan.
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You dumb bastards!
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You see, the plan is
about to enter phase two.
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As soon as someone
reaches a million followers,
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I'll use them to transmit the twit-worm.
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Mother, you devious hag.
Tell us more about this twit-worm.
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It's a very special computer virus,
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for instead of infecting computers,
it infects the human brain.
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I like it.
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The million followers will
become an army of zombies
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eager to obey my every command!
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The important thing is,
we're a family.
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No, it's not!
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Ew! He sneezed in it.
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Oh, God, I'm going to lose the bet.
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I'm gonna have to swim
in the juice of the Puke-Me-Poop-You.
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Don't give up.
You just need more titillating twits.
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Trust me, I want twits that tittle.
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Then you're gonna have
to sink to Bender's level.
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Stop acting like the Queen of England.
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Who's that?
The Queen of England?
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Excuse me.
I have to... Someplace.
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That was odd.
Where'd that singing come from?
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It wasn't the goat.
All of its orifices are in use.
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I dreamed a dream
in time gone by
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When hope was high
and life worth living
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I dreamed that love would never die
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I dreamed that God would be forgiving
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- What the hell is that?
- Nothing.
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I'm not nothing.
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All my life, everyone's called me nothing.
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You have a boil on your butt
that sings show tunes with you?
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Don't look at me. I'm a freak.
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No, no, well...
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I've been ashamed of Susan
as long as I can remember.
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You named your boil Susan?
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A boil kinna have a name?
They also said a boil kinna sing, but...
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Amazing grace
How...
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Ew! She's Scottish.
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I lance her every few months,
but she always grows back.
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It's hard enough being a Cyclops,
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but if anyone found out
about Susan, I'd be devastated.
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Amazing grace
How...
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Whoa! Gross. Million-follower gross.
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Fry, delete that.
Delete that right now!
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What? Oh. Okay.
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So much for
a pleasant swim in vomit.
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Send.
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Did you delete it?
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Uh...
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Thanks, Fry, you're a good friend.
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Amazing grace
How...
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Hey, there she goes in the genuine.
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Let's get to hooting.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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If it ain'ts the world's number
ones Internet sensation.
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Where? Also, what?
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Amazing grace...
How...
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- Play it one more time.
- No!
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00:15:38,734 --> 00:15:43,261
It's humiliating and degrading to Leela.
Play it 10 more times.
249
00:15:43,471 --> 00:15:46,167
I know
I shouldn't have twitted that,
250
00:15:46,274 --> 00:15:48,640
but not swimming in barf
might ease my conscience.
251
00:15:48,743 --> 00:15:52,679
But if Leela should find out,
her dignity sac will rupture.
252
00:15:52,781 --> 00:15:54,476
That's why we can't let her see this.
253
00:15:54,582 --> 00:15:57,073
Leela, lock the door
so Leela doesn't...
254
00:15:57,185 --> 00:15:59,881
How could you do this?
255
00:16:37,925 --> 00:16:41,224
Poor Mr. Chunks.
At least he died doing what he loved.
256
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:45,321
He's in a better place now.
257
00:16:47,534 --> 00:16:51,368
There, I turned
a regular board into a diving board.
258
00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:54,504
Impending news, everyone.
259
00:16:54,608 --> 00:16:57,168
We're about to learn
the winner of the bet.
260
00:16:57,411 --> 00:16:59,140
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
261
00:16:59,546 --> 00:17:01,036
I hope it's me.
262
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:09,414
Wait a minute.
There's a chance I could lose?
263
00:17:09,523 --> 00:17:11,150
That wasn't part of the deal.
264
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:17,223
Sweet Georgia Brown
of Kingston Town. It's a tie.
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00:17:17,331 --> 00:17:20,095
Since no one lost, no one has to jump.
266
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,566
All right, a tie! I win again!
267
00:17:23,804 --> 00:17:25,532
I'm a scuzzball.
268
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:28,799
Don't feel bad.
At least you're not Leela.
269
00:17:31,778 --> 00:17:32,938
A tie?
270
00:17:33,046 --> 00:17:35,241
This worked out better
than I could have hoped.
271
00:17:35,348 --> 00:17:37,646
Now I'll have two million zombies.
272
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:41,516
Actually, Fry and Bender may
share some of the same followers.
273
00:17:41,621 --> 00:17:43,145
All we can say for sure is that
274
00:17:43,256 --> 00:17:46,225
there will be between one million
and two million zombies.
275
00:17:46,325 --> 00:17:48,020
All I can say for sure is...
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00:17:48,995 --> 00:17:52,692
Now, stop getting slapped
and power up the twit-worm!
277
00:18:05,111 --> 00:18:10,310
It's both disgusting and inspiring,
like Jared from Subway.
278
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,850
Okay, I'm a freak with a singing butt boil,
279
00:18:13,019 --> 00:18:15,453
but I'm still a human being,
more or less.
280
00:18:15,555 --> 00:18:19,046
Singing butts boil?
That's yesterdays's news.
281
00:18:19,157 --> 00:18:22,649
Like that giant caterpillar
what ate Jared from Subway.
282
00:18:22,761 --> 00:18:26,788
Nows us Internet geeks gots
a whole new video sensation.
283
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,957
So, my humiliation is over?
284
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,432
Who are you?
285
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:41,145
And now, to create an unstoppable army
of between one and two million zombies!
286
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,648
Shouldn't you wait for
the weather to clear up?
287
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:49,584
No. I give you the twit-worm!
288
00:18:52,157 --> 00:18:53,283
Send.
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00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,664
I'm sick of my head doing things.
290
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:05,758
Leela!
291
00:19:05,871 --> 00:19:07,771
Fry, I came to talk to you.
292
00:19:07,873 --> 00:19:09,965
No, I came to talk to you.
293
00:19:10,074 --> 00:19:12,941
It looked like you were just
sitting there, but whatever.
294
00:19:13,043 --> 00:19:15,910
I am so, so sorry for what I did,
295
00:19:16,013 --> 00:19:17,708
and I know I can
never make it up to you.
296
00:19:17,815 --> 00:19:21,546
You don't have to apologize.
In fact, I came to thank you.
297
00:19:21,819 --> 00:19:23,377
I think you mean hit me.
298
00:19:23,487 --> 00:19:26,422
Everyone knows my secret,
but no one cares.
299
00:19:26,524 --> 00:19:28,583
I have nothing to hide anymore.
300
00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:31,895
Fry, thanks to your selfish rudeness,
301
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:35,193
a terrible weight has
been lifted from my heart.
302
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:38,132
That's not the only place
you need a terrible weight lifted.
303
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,895
Susan and I are agreed.
304
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:45,374
For the first time in our lives,
we're not ashamed of who we are.
305
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,569
I was never ashamed.
306
00:19:47,678 --> 00:19:49,043
Come here.
307
00:19:50,414 --> 00:19:53,440
What stinks?
Were you rolling around in New Jersey?
308
00:19:53,551 --> 00:19:56,111
Leela, I knew I could
never make it up to you,
309
00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:57,949
so I did the next best thing.
310
00:19:58,055 --> 00:20:01,422
I put myself through the same
humiliation I put you through.
311
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:23,077
Aw. You didn't have to do that.
312
00:20:23,246 --> 00:20:24,804
I didn't? Damn.
313
00:20:24,981 --> 00:20:28,075
Don't worry. By tomorrow,
no one will remember.
314
00:20:28,351 --> 00:20:30,342
- Can I have another hug?
- No.
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00:20:30,987 --> 00:20:33,353
Hold your nose and give it a go.
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Introducing
the all-new eyePhone 2.0.
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Dumb bastards.
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