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(CROWD APPLAUDING)

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As Mayor, it is my
deeply tedious pleasure

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to kick off the 83rd
or 84th Annual E-Waste
Recycling Festival!

4
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(CHEERING)

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Down in front!

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Sorry.
I get aroused in crowds.

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I will now throw out
the ceremonial first dump,

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this old,
inefficient vote-rigger!

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(CHEERING)

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These old doomsday devices
are dangerously unstable.

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I'll rest easier not
knowing where they are.

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So long,
overly complicated
Japanese toilet.

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TOILET: Please, not to
throw away. I give you
a happy poopie time.

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Sorry,
you know too much.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Seems like a good place
to ditch some evidence.

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Flexo?

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What are you doing
in a hazardous-waste bin?

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Haven't you heard?

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Us bending units
are dangerously outdated.

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We overheat,
we're radioactive,
we cause erectile...

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Who were you talking to?

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No one. Your mama.
Shut up. Take your pick.

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(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

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Scoop Chang,
New New York Times

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online podcast
blog comments editor.

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Mr. Mayor, isn't this
e-waste dangerous?

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Not at all, Scoop.

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Not after it's hauled
off to the third world
by an expendable team

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of minimum-wage nobodies.

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Good news, nobodies!

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Greetings, my friends!

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It shan't take long
to strip down your clunker.

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There's nothing wrong
with our clunker.

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Really?
Because we can smelt out
the deadly, deadly chromium

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to make rat poison
and artificial sweeteners.

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No, thanks.
We're delivering e-waste.

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Pity.
We're halfway done.

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This thing is 40% chromium!

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Gentle now. Gentle with
the hover dumpster.

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Ready for processing!

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What smells like
bloody sinuses?

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We burn your e-waste down
to the usable metals,

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safely releasing
the toxins into our air
and drinking water.

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(EXCLAIMS) That's the
worst thing I've ever seen!

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Really?
Then don't look over there.

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Whee!

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Okay, kids.
Let's play "find the shiny."

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(ALL COUGHING)

50
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That's even more horrific!
Is all the work done
by children?

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No, not the whipping.

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(WHIP CRACKING)

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Granted, we later learned
some positive things
about recycling,

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but a better solution
is to use our electronics

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as long as possible
instead of throwing them out
in the first place.

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I'm gonna start by keeping
my old cell phone,
even if it is outdated.

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Hello, Miss Turanga.
Your call to St. Louis
has gone through.

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Well, let's at least
throw this TV out.

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The batteries in the remote
are getting low.

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No! Put that back
and turn it on!

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I was just trying
to help.

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More on this
breaking puff piece

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after a word
from our sponsor.

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ANNOUNCER:
With the new eyePhone,
you can watch, listen,

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ignore your friends,
stalk your ex,

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download porno
on a crowded bus,

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even check your e-mail
while getting hit by a train.

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00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,957
All with the new eyePhone.

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WOMAN: From Mom.

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A new eyePhone?
Forget this junk.

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Well, this is a fine
how-do-you-do!

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So long!
Sayonara.

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Bye-bye!
Good riddance!

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Yup!
Toodle-oo.

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Come on,
let's buy some
eyePhones online.

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Wait.
I thought we were buying
our eyePhones online.

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We are on line.

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But I thought
the Mom Store
was across town.

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It is across town.

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But I thought...
Stop thinking, Fry!

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I feel like
a mindless zombie.

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I wish I knew how long
we've been waiting.

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The eyePhone has
an app for that!

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Is there an app
for kissing my
shiny metal ass?

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Several!

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Ooh!

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No, the light!
I guess I'm off to hell.

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That's the store, Professor.

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(POP SONG PLAYING)

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Wow! It's that
obscure underground song

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that's constantly
playing everywhere.

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Hello, dearies.
Welcome to the Mom Store.

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The new eyePhones
are in short supply,
so please form an orderly...

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Out of the way!
I need...

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Move!

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Are there any left?

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There may be one.

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Okay, it's $500,
you have no
choice of carrier,

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the battery can't
hold a charge

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and the reception
isn't very...

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Shut up and take my money!

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The new eyePhone
is wonderful.

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I use it to check recipes
and send threatening e-mails

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to unauthorized
third-party app developers.

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Say, you're from one
of those ethnicities
that knows about technology.

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Why is it called
an eyePhone?

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I'll explain
after I install it.

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(SCREAMING)

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Neat.

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Now for the earpiece.

111
00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:13,247
But my favorite app
is called Twitcher.

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00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,373
(FRY SCREAMS)

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Twitcher lets you
send and receive

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short messages or videos
called twits.

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Why, here's a twit now.

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Hi, Mom.
I love you more than...

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AUTOMATED VOICE: Low battery.

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But don't take
my word for it.

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Unbiased-Reviews. Mom says
Twitcher is the killer app.

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And when I say killer app,

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I mean killer app!

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(SINISTER LAUGH)

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Ow!

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ANNOUNCER: And now,
another downloadisode

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00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:52,369
of The Real
Housewives of Sim City.

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She needs to reset.
I'll say it to her face.

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No wonder
traditional media is dead.

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00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,798
Check out this
webisode of Hypnotoad.

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00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,719
Enjoy your outdated format,
Grandpa.

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00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:12,890
Nowadays, cool kids like me
mash up our own phone-isodes.

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00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:16,102
It's from the kidnappers.
My nephew is alive!

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00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:18,562
And he's in this envelope.

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They cut off one
of my dimensions!

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No! No!
(SOBBING)

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Oh, my God, it's Bender!
He'll save us!

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(RINGING)

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What's happening to me?
Is it puberty?

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It's a phone call, dingus.

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These eyePhones
are phones, too?

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Duh!

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00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:40,709
Fry-lo.
Hi, Fry.

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Did you know these eyePhones
are phones, too?

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Duh! Hey, is it safe to
talk while you're flying?

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Oh, totally.
This thing's hands-free.

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That's how
I can eat this taco
and this spaghetti.

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I'm hanging up now.

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Hey, check out this
Internet video of some idiot
crashing her spaceship!

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00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:04,984
You recorded that?

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00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,610
The eyePhone
records everything.

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00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,237
All I did was add
a laugh track

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00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,531
and twit it to my
10,000 followers.

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00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,243
(LAUGHTER)

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00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:18,164
That reminds me.
It's time to twit
my hourly twupdate.

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00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,833
What's up, followers?
Fry here.

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00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:24,503
(BURPS) Burping eggs,
scratching my
underarm fungus,

156
00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:26,714
looking for love.
Send.

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00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:29,258
Underarm fungus?

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Too much information.

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00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:33,971
It's exactly the right
amount of information!

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00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:37,516
For years,
I've collected personal data
with old-fashioned methods,

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00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:40,060
like spybots
and info-squitos.

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00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,021
This guy sure loves porno.

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00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:44,190
But now,
thanks to Twitcher,

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morons voluntarily
spew out every fact
I need to exploit them!

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00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,696
Target acquired, Mother.

166
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Fire direct
marketing algorithm!

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00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,245
Do you suffer from
the heartbreak of...

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FRY:
My underarm fungus.

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00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:03,375
Then you,
Mr. Or Mrs... (BURPS)
Need the soothing relief

170
00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,086
of Mom's Caustic
Anti-Fungal Bleach!

171
00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:09,381
Can I somehow charge it
to my eyePhone for
an additional fee?

172
00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,674
MOM: Hell, yes!

173
00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,304
Hey, fatso,
stuffa you face!

174
00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:19,099
(GASPS) This thing
always seems to know
when I got the munchies!

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00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:21,894
Attention, followers.

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00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:25,898
It's free topping day
at the pizza place
across the street! Send.

177
00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:31,153
Duh! That's why we
all came over here
for lunch. Send.

178
00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,114
Greetings, followers.

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00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:38,702
This is day five of
my solo kayak journey
around the world. Send.

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00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,412
(LAUGHS)

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00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:44,166
Can you believe 50,000 idiots
swallow that crap? Send.

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00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,584
Oops.

183
00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:49,922
Wait.
You have 50,000 followers?
I only have three. Send.

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00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:51,507
(EYEPHONES BEEP)

185
00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,386
I unsubscribed yesterday.

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00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:58,597
I got the most followers
'cause I give the people
what they want.

187
00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:01,600
Like this video
of you doing karate
in your underpants.

188
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,894
(EXCLAIMING)

189
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,230
(GROANS)

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00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,232
Help! Police!
Send.

191
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:12,236
That is low, Bender,
even by your standards.

192
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,320
My what now?

193
00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:16,323
Since when is the Internet
about robbing people
of their privacy?

194
00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:18,742
August 6, 1991.

195
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,869
I'll bet I can get
as many followers as you

196
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,579
without sinking
to your level.

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00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,874
What do you say?
First one to a million
followers wins a buck.

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00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,252
You're on!
(EXCLAIMS)

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00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,712
Send.

200
00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,171
What happens to the loser?

201
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,632
Let's make it interesting.

202
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,096
(EXCLAIM IN DISGUST)

203
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,223
Why is Mr. Chunks doing that?

204
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:44,310
Because the loser of our bet
has to do a double somersault

205
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:47,730
into a tub of
alien goat vomit.
(CHUCKLING)

206
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,815
Wait, let's make it
interestinger.

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00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,650
Vomit and diarrhea.

208
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,571
Good idea. That way
we don't waste an end.

209
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,574
It's putrid.
What do you feed him?

210
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,993
What comes out one end,
we feed to the other.

211
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,328
Also Indian food.

212
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,248
Let the contest begin!

213
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:15,758
(SCREAMING)

214
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,680
(INAUDIBLE)

215
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,651
Amazing.

216
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:35,819
Some dumb bastard

217
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:39,406
has nearly a million
other dumb bastards
following his every twit!

218
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:42,993
Are you dumb bastards
listening to me,
you dumb bastards?

219
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,953
Why are you
so angry, Mommy?

220
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,830
Oh, I'm sorry.

221
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:50,334
I guess I'm just
a little nervous
about my evil plan.

222
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:51,960
You dumb bastards!

223
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:56,507
You see,
the plan is about
to enter phase two.

224
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,343
As soon as someone
reaches a million followers,

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00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,470
I'll use them to transmit

226
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,472
the twit-worm.

227
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:12,064
Mother, you devious hag.
Tell us more about
this twit-worm.

228
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,566
It's a very special
computer virus,

229
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,693
for instead of
infecting computers,

230
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:20,239
it infects
the human brain.

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00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,824
I like it.

232
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,910
The million followers
will become an army
of zombies

233
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:28,580
eager to obey
my every command!
(LAUGHING)

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00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,417
The important thing is,
we're a family.

235
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,584
No, it's not!

236
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,299
(MR. CHUNKS SNEEZES)

237
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:42,428
Ew! He sneezed in it.

238
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,263
Oh, God,
I'm going to lose the bet.

239
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:47,266
I'm gonna have to swim
in the juice of the
Puke-Me-Poop-You.

240
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,477
Don't give up.
You just need more
titillating twits.

241
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,438
Trust me,
I want twits that tittle.

242
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,648
Then you're
gonna have to sink
to Bender's level.

243
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,567
Stop acting like
the Queen of England.

244
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,652
(WOMAN SINGING)

245
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,196
Who's that?
The Queen of England?

246
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:05,451
Excuse me.
I have to... Someplace.

247
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,662
That was odd.
Where'd that
singing come from?

248
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:12,124
It wasn't the goat.
All of its orifices
are in use.

249
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:21,633
WOMAN: (SINGING) I dreamed
a dream in time gone by

250
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:26,847
When hope was high
and life worth living

251
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:30,976
I dreamed that
love would never die

252
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:35,147
I dreamed that God
would be forgiving

253
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,440
(SCREAMING)

254
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,817
What the hell is that?
Nothing.

255
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,110
I'm not nothing.

256
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,071
All my life,
everyone's called me nothing.

257
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:46,158
You have a boil on your butt
that sings show tunes
with you?

258
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,368
Don't look at me.
I'm a freak.

259
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,120
No, no, well...

260
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,916
I've been ashamed of Susan
as long as I can remember.

261
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,168
You named your boil Susan?

262
00:13:56,252 --> 00:14:00,422
A boil kinna have a name?
They also said
a boil kinna sing, but...

263
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:06,220
(SINGING) Amazing grace
How...

264
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,554
(SCREAMS)

265
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,184
Ew! She's Scottish.

266
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:15,938
I lance her every few months,
but she always grows back.

267
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,147
(WEEPING)

268
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,483
It's hard enough
being a Cyclops,

269
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:23,403
but if anyone
found out about Susan,
I'd be devastated.

270
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:29,117
(SINGING) Amazing grace
How...

271
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:33,288
Whoa! Gross.
Million-follower gross.

272
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,582
Fry, delete that.
Delete that right now!

273
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,377
What? Oh. Okay.

274
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:46,385
(CHUCKLING) So much for
a pleasant swim in vomit.

275
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,432
(COUGHING)

276
00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:53,976
(WHISPERS) Send.

277
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,394
(COUGHING)

278
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,478
Did you delete it?

279
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,563
Uh...

280
00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:00,148
Thanks, Fry,
you're a good friend.

281
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:09,825
(SINGING) Amazing grace
How...

282
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,035
(BOTH LAUGHING)

283
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,373
Hey, there she goes
in the genuine.

284
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:17,708
Let's get to hooting.

285
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,001
(HOOTS)

286
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,003
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

287
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:24,590
If it ain'ts
the world's number ones
Internet sensation.

288
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:27,634
Where? Also, what?

289
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:33,432
(SINGING) Amazing grace...
How...

290
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,517
(ALL LAUGHING)

291
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,730
Play it one more time.
No!

292
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:44,359
It's humiliating
and degrading to Leela.
Play it 10 more times.

293
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:47,279
(SIGHS) I know I shouldn't
have twitted that,

294
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,740
but not swimming in barf
might ease my conscience.

295
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:53,785
But if Leela should find out,
her dignity sac will rupture.

296
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,579
That's why we can't
let her see this.

297
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,165
Leela, lock the door
so Leela doesn't...

298
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:01,001
How could you do this?
(SOBBING)

299
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:12,971
(INAUDIBLE)

300
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,334
Poor Mr. Chunks.
At least he died
doing what he loved.

301
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,421
He's in a better place now.

302
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:52,469
There,
I turned a regular board
into a diving board.

303
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,597
Impending news, everyone.

304
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,266
We're about to learn
the winner of the bet.

305
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,268
Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy.

306
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,145
(WHISPERS)
I hope it's me.

307
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,529
Wait a minute.
There's a chance
I could lose?

308
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,280
That wasn't
part of the deal.

309
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:18,328
Sweet Georgia Brown
of Kingston Town.
It's a tie.

310
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:21,206
Since no one lost,
no one has to jump.

311
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,667
All right, a tie!
I win again!

312
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,628
I'm a scuzzball.

313
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,923
Don't feel bad.
At least you're not Leela.

314
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,052
A tie?

315
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,346
This worked out better
than I could have hoped.

316
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,724
Now I'll have two
million zombies.

317
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:42,602
Actually, Fry and Bender
may share some of
the same followers.

318
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,229
All we can say
for sure is that

319
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:47,315
there will be
between one million
and two million zombies.

320
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,151
All I can say
for sure is...

321
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,822
Now, stop getting slapped
and power up the twit-worm!

322
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,285
(POWER SURGING)

323
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,750
(BOTH LAUGHING)

324
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:11,423
It's both
disgusting and inspiring,
like Jared from Subway.

325
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,967
Okay, I'm a freak
with a singing butt boil,

326
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,553
but I'm still a human being,
more or less.

327
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:20,140
Singing butts boil?
That's yesterdays's news.

328
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:23,769
Like that giant caterpillar
what ate Jared from Subway.

329
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:27,898
Nows us Internet geeks
gots a whole new
video sensation.

330
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,066
So, my humiliation
is over?

331
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,526
Who are you?

332
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:39,409
And now, to create
an unstoppable army

333
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:42,245
of between one and two
million zombies!

334
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,750
Shouldn't you
wait for the weather
to clear up?

335
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:50,712
No. I give you
the twit-worm!

336
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,382
Send.

337
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,769
I'm sick of my head
doing things.

338
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:06,853
Leela!

339
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,855
Fry,
I came to talk to you.

340
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:11,066
No,
I came to talk to you.

341
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,027
It looked like you
were just sitting there,
but whatever.

342
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,988
I am so, so sorry
for what I did,

343
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,824
and I know I can never
make it up to you.

344
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:22,661
You don't have to apologize.
In fact, I came to thank you.

345
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,496
I think you mean hit me.

346
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,499
Everyone knows my secret,
but no one cares.

347
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,709
I have nothing
to hide anymore.

348
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,004
Fry, thanks to
your selfish rudeness,

349
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:36,299
a terrible weight has been
lifted from my heart.

350
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:39,219
SUSAN: That's not
the only place you need
a terrible weight lifted.

351
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,303
(SUSAN GROANS)

352
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,013
Susan and I are agreed.

353
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:46,476
For the first time
in our lives, we're not
ashamed of who we are.

354
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,687
SUSAN: I was never ashamed.

355
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,146
Come here.

356
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:54,526
What stinks?
Were you rolling
around in New Jersey?

357
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,195
Leela, I knew I could
never make it up to you,

358
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,030
so I did the next best thing.

359
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,534
I put myself through
the same humiliation
I put you through.

360
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,002
(SCREAMS)

361
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,552
(LAUGHING)

362
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,180
Aw. You didn't
have to do that.

363
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:25,932
I didn't? Damn.

364
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,185
Don't worry. By tomorrow,
no one will remember.

365
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,479
Can I have another hug?
No.

366
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,482
SUSAN: Hold your nose
and give it a go.

367
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:56,755
AUTOMATED VOICE: Introducing
the all-new eyePhone 2.0.

368
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,715
(CHEERING)

369
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,886
Dumb bastards.

370
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,129
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