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Previously on Desperate Housewives...
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When her first husband died,
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Bree thought she was
rid of her mother-in-law...
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Danielle got pregnant,
and Bree got creative...
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Soon this whole charade
will completely unravel
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and we will be humiliated.
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Carlos and Gaby's affair
turned dangerous...
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If she pulled something
like that on me,
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that guy wouldn't
be around for long.
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And an old neighbor returned...
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I didn't want poor Aunt Lily to spend
her final days in a nursing home.
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That is so kind of you.
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Mrs. Lillian Sims returned
to Wisteria Lane on a Saturday...
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As she emerged from the ambulance...
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it occurred to her...
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the neighborhood looked
exactly as she had left it...
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She then decided...
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she should have painted
her house blue...
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Moments later...
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she wondered if she would
see her husband in Heaven...
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These are just some
of the thoughts...
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that go through
an old woman's mind...
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when she comes home, to die.
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Now if you need anything,
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you just ring this little bell,
and I'll come running.
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I'm sorry to be so much trouble.
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Well, the good news is
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I won't be a burden much longer.
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Oh, don't say that...
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The doctors say there's
a good chance
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that you'll be with us
for a very long time.
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I know what's happening
to me, Katherine.
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You don't need to lie...
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Aunt Lily...
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What does it feel like?
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Dying...?
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I mean...
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It's not that bad.
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I feel lucky.
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When you know time is running out,
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you get a chance
to reflect on your life.
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I really did try to live a good one.
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You did more than try.
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God is going to welcome
you with open arms.
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I'm not so sure...
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Oh, why would you say that?
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I keep thinking about Dylan...
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What we did, what we covered up.
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We did what we had to.
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We should have told someone.
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We couldn't.
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You know that.
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It... It was a mistake.
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And it's not too late to rectify it.
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Your life may be over.
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But that does not
give you the right
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to go around destroying
the lives of others.
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I can't go to my grave with
this on my conscience.
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Please! We have to tell that girl
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what happened in this room.
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Absolutely not!
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As her guilt over the
past began to mount...
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it occurred to Lillian...
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death couldn't come quickly enough...
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This thought occurred
to her niece as well.
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By ShinJin, Wisteria Team
Transcript by YDY
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There were a lot of things
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Bob Hunter disliked
about living in the city...
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And the thing he hated most...
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were the pests.
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The rats that lurked in the alleys...
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The flies that swarmed the garbage...
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The bugs that invaded his co-op...
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I have tried it your way...
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Finally, Bob informed
his significant other
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it was time...
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to leave the city.
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So...
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they moved to suburbia...
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Which they quickly
discovered had a few pests...
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Hey, neighbor!
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Of its own...
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Oh, we haven't gotten
a chance to meet.
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I'm Susan, I live next door. Oh! jeez...
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Hi. Hi, I'm Lee.
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I... I just wanted to say hi.
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You know, I saw the movers taking in
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some of your furniture
and I just have to say
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you and your wife
have gorgeous taste.
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- Need some help?
- Yeah, like you wouldn't believe.
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I'm Susan. I live next door.
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Oh, hi. I'm Lee's partner, Bob.
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Oh, you're partners!
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What kind of business?
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You know, whatever it is
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just don't let the
neighborhood association
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hear that you work
out of your house.
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They're so not cool.
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Actually...
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we're life partners.
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Oh, that's super!
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Yeah, I've seen a lot
of cable, so I get it.
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You're just great.
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Thank you. I hope we can live
up to your stereotype.
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Don't mind him!
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He's just a little cranky
from... all the fresh air.
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Do not apologize for me.
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Lee, you're the one who said moving
here would be better for Raphael.
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So there's...
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there's three of you.
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Well, that must be...
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cozy...
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Yes. We're gay mormons.
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Susan...
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That's Raphael!
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Raphael is your dog, of course.
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You know, 'cause you
folks can't have kids.
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I mean...
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of course you can have kids...
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You... You know, because
times have changed
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and now you're allowed.
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What a...
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nice dog...
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I should go.
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Nice to meet you.
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Hey, stop by any time, Susan...
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What are you doing?
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Yes?
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I have a delivery for
Danielle Van De Kamp.
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Can I get you to sign here, please?
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Is that for us?
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No, it's for Danielle.
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That's odd.
Who would send her a scooter?
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I knew it! Phyllis. Rex's mother.
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Ever since he died
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she's been trying to buy
the children's affection.
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Well, it's a honey of a bike.
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I'm sure Danielle will
appreciate the thought.
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Well, I'm not giving it to her.
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Can you think of a worse
present for a pregnant girl?
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Well, I'm not knocked up.
Let me have it.
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You know how I feel about
two-wheeled motorized vehicles.
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They're too dangerous!
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We'll donate it to the church.
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What?!
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Reverend Sikes said they're
looking for items for the raffle.
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So we're just gonna give it away?
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Well, it's better than you
breaking your neck on it.
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Mom, you know how much
I want a scooter. Come on!
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You heard your mother.
We're donating it to the church.
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Of course, we need to make
sure it's in good working order
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before we do that.
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Not without a helmet!
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This blows.
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Are we gonna let her do this to us?
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Absolutely not.
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If we win that raffle,
we're keeping it.
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Hey.
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It is nice to hear
you humming again.
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Well, it's amazing what a
week without chemo can do.
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Yeah. When does the last round start?
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Next month, so I have some time
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before I start feeling
like total crap again.
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And I was hoping we could
put that time to good use.
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Are you sure...?
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I mean, the doctor said
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it could be months before
you get your mojo back.
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Well, it's back!
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And since when do
you question the mojo?
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You're right.
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You're right, forgive me.
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Okay.
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So here are your options.
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A: we could go romantic,
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play soft music, light some candles.
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Or B: go straight to the...
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God, it's so been so long.
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I hope I remember how to do this.
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Well, it's just like riding
a bike, you never forget.
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Now start pedaling.
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Hey. What are you doing?
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Oh, sorry. I just messed up your hair.
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I'm just trying to fix it.
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Sorry. Almost got it.
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Hey!
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Screw it.
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What, what are you doing?
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Oh, I ripped it this morning.
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It's been itching the hell out of me...
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And this is much better.
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Are you sure you wanna
take that off, honey? I mean...
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won't you be cold?
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No, I'm good...
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Hey, baby, what's going on,
are you still with me?
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Yeah...
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It's just, it's...
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kinda...
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What?
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Late?
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It's nine thirty!
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It's just one of our
ovens broke down
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and the guy from the reparance
coming first thing in the morning.
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Maybe I could ravish you...
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tomorrow.
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Come on, Bree!
You have to let us do this.
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It's a lovely thought,
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but I really don't
want a baby shower.
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Well, I bought you
an expensive gift
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and I'm not giving it to
you unless there's a party
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with people who can
see how generous I am.
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Bree, watch this!
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Orson, I said be careful!
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I just think it's tacky
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to have a baby shower
when it's not your first baby.
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Well, I don't see the problem
with it... Hint, hint.
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Yeah, and showers aren't just
about presents. They're fun.
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And we can play games, like
"How big is mummy's tummy?"
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Excuse me?
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Yeah, we get a ball of yarn,
and we each cut a piece
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that we think is just big enough
to fit around your stomach
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and the one closest wins a prize.
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I really don't want a shower.
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Look! Look at me!
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Orson, just five more minutes!
That's all you're getting!
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I tell you what. Why don't
we just skip the shower
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and after the baby's born,
I'll have a christening party?
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What do you say?
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I'm okay!
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I'm fine.
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Oh, dear God.
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Excuse me, ladies.
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I... I couldn't help overhearing
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you talking about my mom's shower.
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I think I could be of a
little assistance here.
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Why do you have to take our
new neighbors cookie bars?
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Oh, look, I made a terrible
first impression
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so I thought I'd make them some
of my home-baked goodness.
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But you didn't bake any goodness.
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You just warmed up the goodness
I bought at the store.
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Well, yeah, I don't bake. Catch up!
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You know, not all neighbors
have to be friends.
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Why don't you just let it go?
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Mike, they live 15 feet from us.
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If we have a fire, I wanna be sure
that they like us enough to call 911.
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Ah, that's the real reason.
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You can't stand it when
somebody doesn't like you.
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Well, maybe.
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Well, maybe Bob and Lee just
like to keep to themselves.
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That's fine,
and once they like me,
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they can keep to themselves
all they damn well please.
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Hi. I wanted to bring you
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a "Welcome to
the Neighborhood" present.
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You should try one while
they're still warm from the oven.
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That's really nice, thank you.
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Oh, are there nuts in them?
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Nuts?
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Yeah.
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Gee, let me think...
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Nope, no nuts!
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Are you sure?
Cause I'm highly allergic.
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Half a pecan could kill me.
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00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:36,965
I'm not seeing any nuts.
264
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,383
Okay, you made them?
265
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:42,262
So did you or did you
not put nuts in them?
266
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,100
Okay, here's the thing.
I'm a really crappy baker.
267
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,685
To give you something
that I made myself
268
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,270
would be like an insult, so...
269
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,064
So, so, so you bought them!
270
00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:54,024
And then you heated them up
in attempt to make your gesture
271
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,110
seem more thoughtful
than in fact it was?
272
00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:59,404
Hey, I would've made
them myself if I knew how!
273
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,031
Honestly, I'm a good neighbor.
274
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,408
Yeah, well, neighbor,
why don't you take
275
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:06,537
your store-bought, warmed-up,
possibly poisonous cookie bars
276
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:10,123
and give them to someone more
likely to survive your generosity?
277
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,126
Do you like wine?
278
00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:16,505
No, no, so please don't bring
me a bottle from your vineyard.
279
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,221
This rip is pretty big!
280
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,806
It'll take about a week.
281
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,641
A week!?
282
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:28,934
All right.
283
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,811
You'll hurry if you can?
284
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,107
Honey, it's okay.
You look cute in a scarf.
285
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:36,733
I'm upset cause that salesgirl
286
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,027
just walked away
with my sex life.
287
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:39,528
What?
288
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,613
After two months
of puking my guts out,
289
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,240
last night I was
finally in the mood
290
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,533
but Tom, not so much.
291
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:47,619
Apparently, my bald head
is a big turnoff for him...
292
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:48,829
Why'd you take your wig off?
293
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:49,913
It was itchy.
294
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:51,456
Okay...
295
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,457
not smart.
296
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,751
Gaby, I am his wife.
297
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,378
He's supposed to love me!
298
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,964
Not my body, me!
My... My soul.
299
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,175
Why can't he make love to my soul?
300
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:02,676
Interesting...
301
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:03,969
Question?
302
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,180
When was the last
time you were in the bar
303
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,265
and heard a guy turn
to his friend and say
304
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,267
"Hey, check out
the soul on that girl?"
305
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,476
What are you saying?
306
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:14,146
I'm saying men are visual.
307
00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:16,773
Hell, I have a whole
closet full of costumes.
308
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:20,152
You need to give Tom
something to look at.
309
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,570
Something...
310
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,280
spicy like...
311
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,656
Gaby, I'm not a redhead.
312
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:25,949
But you could be!
313
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,076
Which brings me to
my second point...
314
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,078
Men like variety.
315
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,080
Tonight you're a redhead...
316
00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:33,665
tomorrow...
317
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,585
you are Helga, the sexy milkmaid.
318
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:37,544
Or...
319
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:40,547
Amber, the lonely runaway.
320
00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:41,882
Or...
321
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,345
Jeff, the friendly guy from work.
322
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:49,681
What? I don't know
what Tom is into.
323
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:57,523
Claude, you know
I don't like it when you "hmm"...
324
00:14:57,606 --> 00:14:58,815
Edie...
325
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,026
How long have you had this?
326
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:02,903
Had what?
327
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,321
I don't have anything...
328
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,823
I'm just here for
my 5 000 mile checkup.
329
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:08,700
Well, you know that bullet
330
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,495
you've managed to dodge
all these years?
331
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:14,706
Which one?
332
00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:16,917
The clap? The herp?
333
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,502
The syph?!
334
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:19,711
Crabs?
335
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:23,507
Relax. I'll boil all the
sheets and towels.
336
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,218
And then we'll use
this special shampoo
337
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,511
and in three days...
338
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,097
the crotch carnival packs
up and leaves town.
339
00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:31,306
Man!
340
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,724
How did this happen?
341
00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:34,101
Don't give me that look.
342
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,603
I know exactly how I got 'em.
343
00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:39,189
I used the tanning bed
right after Mimsy Porter,
344
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:40,691
that skank.
345
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,819
It smells like burnt licorice.
346
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,320
Well, come in the bathroom
347
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,823
and I'll show you how to use this.
348
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:50,242
I think I can figure that out.
349
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,828
You know, the good news is
we're in a committed relationship.
350
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:55,164
Otherwise, we'd have to
make that call of shame
351
00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:57,249
to everyone we've been with.
352
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:01,753
You've heard me make before,
353
00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:04,131
but something I feel
very, very strongly about.
354
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:06,633
For me, it's a very simple formula.
355
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:09,636
More development leads
to an increased tax base
356
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,639
which helps build schools
for our children.
357
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,850
Around the country, the needs
of children are being...
358
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,059
What are you doing here?
359
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,436
I need to talk to you.
360
00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:19,438
Can't you just call me?
361
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:23,734
This is not something that
you wanna hear on the phone.
362
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,867
Where did you get those?
363
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,244
How do you think? Edie.
364
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,457
You are still sleeping with Edie?
365
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,043
Well, you're still sleeping
with Victor, aren't you?
366
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,253
Yeah, if I didn't, he would
think something is going on.
367
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:45,130
What is your excuse
for doing it with Edie?
368
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,132
She wants to, and I'm a guy.
369
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,302
This is serious, okay?
370
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:53,388
If Victor wakes up
with a zoo in his pants,
371
00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:54,598
there's gonna be hell to pay.
372
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,975
You don't have to tell me.
If he finds out about us,
373
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,685
I'm the one that's gonna
wind up in a landfill.
374
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,687
Okay, just don't panic, okay?
375
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:02,397
We're gonna get the salve
or the ointment,
376
00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:05,776
or whatever it is you put down
there, and we're gonna be fine.
377
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:14,201
We're screwed.
378
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,410
Yeah.
379
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,205
Tom?
380
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:20,290
The kids are asleep.
381
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:22,376
Are you coming to bed anytime soon?
382
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:25,003
Yeah, I just gotta pick
a new running back
383
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,673
for my fantasy football team.
384
00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:32,177
That's too bad.
385
00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:35,806
I had a little fantasy thing
planned of my own.
386
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:39,977
Lynette...
387
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,603
Lynette's not here right now.
388
00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:45,107
I'm Brandy, the slutty cheerleader.
389
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:58,912
This is all very romantic, Gaby.
390
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:02,833
But I still have four building
proposals to read before tomorrow.
391
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,545
That's Nurse Gaby to you.
392
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:09,715
Nurse Gaby?
393
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:13,635
Am I sick?
394
00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:16,847
Well, the doctor says
you need to relax.
395
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:20,934
And I know just
how to relax you.
396
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,529
It smells like licorice.
397
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:35,032
It's a blend of 36 essential oils,
398
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,034
anise root and fennel.
399
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,619
Do you like it?
400
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,246
It smells a little mediciny.
401
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:43,832
That's the fennel.
402
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,596
It's stinging a little.
403
00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,973
That's, the tension...
404
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:02,893
leaving your body.
405
00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:04,978
It's really stinging.
406
00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:07,272
And we can rinse it off...
407
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:09,483
in three to five minutes...
408
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,861
but before we do that...
409
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,863
What the hell is that?
410
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,866
You know, for a guy getting
rubbed down by a hot nurse,
411
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,284
you ask a lot of questions.
412
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:20,661
Sorry.
413
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:28,961
Oh, come on, uncle Frank.
414
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:30,671
What's the point of
having a gay uncle
415
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:33,090
if you're not gonna help me
make friends with these guys?
416
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,762
Mom said that the
whole family knew.
417
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,559
Okay, gotta go. Love you.
418
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,435
What's going on?
419
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,521
Oh, I found Raphael
wandering in the street.
420
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,106
I went to take him back,
but Bob and Lee aren't home
421
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,817
so I'm just gonna give him a little
treat and put him back in their yard.
422
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,736
Wait a second!
Leave him with me.
423
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,530
I need to score some
points with those guys
424
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:59,032
and being a dog-rescuing
hero could be just the ticket.
425
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,535
So what, you're just gonna keep
him here until they come back?
426
00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:04,830
Maybe a little longer...
427
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:05,998
How long?
428
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,708
Well, long enough
for them to worry.
429
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:10,711
You know, the more they worry,
the more I'm a hero. Get it?
430
00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:12,129
I get that you're insane.
431
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,131
I'm not, I'm not.
Now get some mud.
432
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:17,134
I wanna dirty him up so
he looks like he's been through hell.
433
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,929
Okay, in you go.
434
00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:25,934
Here, let me help you with those.
435
00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:29,021
Oh, that's all right.
I've got them, Mr. Knievel.
436
00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:32,107
Oh, boy. You're never gonna
let me live this down, are you?
437
00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:33,025
Nope.
438
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,528
I thought the same thing. It seems to me
that you should go to the doctor again.
439
00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:38,697
Surprise!
440
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:43,118
Guys...
441
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,578
What did I tell you?
442
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:47,247
You said "no shower".
But look around! Men.
443
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,875
So technically, it's a party,
not a shower.
444
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,877
Andrew told us that
you only said no
445
00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:53,962
cause you didn't want to impose.
446
00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:58,342
So you're responsible?
447
00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:01,553
Yeah, well, I know you said
not to make a big fuss,
448
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:02,471
but hey!
449
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:03,972
You earned it.
450
00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:06,350
Well, don't just
stand there, come in.
451
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:10,479
We have lots of food
and fun and surprises.
452
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,857
Yeah, all kinds of surprises...
453
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:16,068
Where is she?
454
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,946
Bree!
455
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,447
Phyllis!?
456
00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:23,158
I... helped with the invitations, too.
457
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:27,371
I can't tell you how
touched I was to be included.
458
00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:30,749
Especially after my
many conciliatory gestures
459
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,668
were so coldly rebuffed.
460
00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:34,169
I have been awful.
461
00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:37,756
I wouldn't blame you if
you stormed out right now.
462
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,341
Nonsense.
463
00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:43,053
I'm here to celebrate
our renewed friendship...
464
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:44,888
and your baby.
465
00:21:45,514 --> 00:21:47,683
Or should I say babies?
466
00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:49,393
You know, it's often a sign of twins
467
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:54,022
when a mother's face
gets all plump like yours.
468
00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:56,900
I...
469
00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:59,987
bet you wouldn't mind if I broke
my neck on that scooter now.
470
00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:08,412
I'm off to the bank.
471
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:11,290
Aunt Lily just took a pill,
so she's down for the afternoon.
472
00:22:11,415 --> 00:22:13,292
Okay. Have fun.
473
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,016
Is your mother gone?
474
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:30,601
Yeah, do you need her?
475
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,895
No, no...
476
00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:36,315
This is what I wanted...
477
00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:38,483
I thought you took a sleeping pill.
478
00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:42,821
I pretended to so
she'd leave us alone...
479
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:45,949
Aunt Lily, what's going on?
480
00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:48,160
I have to tell you something...
481
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:54,124
First, you should know
that what happened...
482
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,753
it was nobody's fault.
483
00:22:58,128 --> 00:22:59,630
What do you mean,
what happened?
484
00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:02,549
You don't remember
living on this street before...
485
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,259
do you?
486
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:06,345
- No.
- Well...
487
00:23:06,637 --> 00:23:09,431
there's a reason for that...
488
00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:11,642
Dylan?
489
00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:18,440
Mom, I thought you left?
490
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,025
I forgot my checkbook.
491
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:22,236
Could you go down
and find it for me?
492
00:23:22,528 --> 00:23:24,029
Sure.
493
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:41,338
You really should get your rest.
494
00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:49,680
- Hey!
- Hey.
495
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:50,806
Got your wig back, huh?
496
00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:52,766
Yeah, good as new!
497
00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:53,600
Listen...
498
00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:56,478
I thought we could put
the kids to bed early tonight,
499
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:57,688
if you know what I mean...
500
00:23:57,771 --> 00:24:00,482
I do... and I'm up for that.
501
00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:03,277
Fantastic.
502
00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:05,487
I hope Brandy
won't get stuck late
503
00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:07,281
at cheerleading practice?
504
00:24:08,574 --> 00:24:09,992
About Brandy...
505
00:24:09,992 --> 00:24:10,993
bad news.
506
00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:12,286
What? What happened?
507
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,872
Well, Penny wanted to play
beauty school with the wig
508
00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:16,290
and, well...
509
00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:19,501
let's just say she's got
no future as a stylist.
510
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:21,295
Bad haircut, huh?
511
00:24:22,171 --> 00:24:25,883
Sounds like Brandy might
get awful mad about that.
512
00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:28,802
Brandy's history, Tom.
Let her go.
513
00:24:36,602 --> 00:24:37,686
Raphael!
514
00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:38,937
Come home, boy!
515
00:24:40,439 --> 00:24:41,815
Raphael?
516
00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:44,318
Lee?
517
00:24:44,943 --> 00:24:46,111
Is something wrong?
518
00:24:46,111 --> 00:24:47,738
Raphael got out.
I don't know what happened.
519
00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:49,448
I think he jumped the fence.
520
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:50,449
Well...
521
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,534
would you like me to
help you look for him?
522
00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:53,744
Seriously?
523
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:55,329
What a... What about your party?
524
00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:58,248
It's just a baby shower...
525
00:24:58,332 --> 00:24:59,541
that I'm throwing...
526
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:00,626
for my best friend.
527
00:25:00,709 --> 00:25:01,919
I can't ask you to leave that.
528
00:25:01,919 --> 00:25:05,214
Oh, please.
What are neighbors for?
529
00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:07,216
Raphael?
530
00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:09,510
Here, puppy!
531
00:25:11,929 --> 00:25:15,641
I see you've taken down
all the pictures of Rex.
532
00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:18,310
Well, I'm... sorry if that
offends you, Phyllis,
533
00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:21,730
but I didn't want Orson to feel
uncomfortable in his new home.
534
00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:22,940
I see...
535
00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:26,527
you're trying to be considerate
of your husband's feelings.
536
00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:32,449
Well, I'm glad that you're at least trying
to get it right the second time around.
537
00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:36,745
Still, it must be awfully
hard on Danielle and Andrew
538
00:25:36,954 --> 00:25:40,666
to have their father's face
banished from their own home.
539
00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:42,876
He wasn't banished!
540
00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:45,254
By the way...
541
00:25:46,255 --> 00:25:47,089
Where...
542
00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:48,590
Where's Danielle?
543
00:25:50,175 --> 00:25:52,469
She's... at boarding school...
544
00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:54,555
in Switzerland.
545
00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:56,056
Switzerland?!
546
00:25:56,265 --> 00:26:00,352
Is it asking too much to be told what
continent my granddaughter is on?!
547
00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:02,271
You are keeping
my grandchildren from me
548
00:26:02,271 --> 00:26:03,981
and I don't know why!
549
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:05,482
I'm going to mingle.
550
00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:08,277
Every time I start a chat,
you walk away.
551
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,487
I mean, if you don't
want to talk to me,
552
00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:12,573
why did you invite me?
553
00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:15,784
It's a surprise party,
you daft woman!
554
00:26:15,868 --> 00:26:18,078
What makes you think
I had a hand in the guest list?
555
00:26:18,162 --> 00:26:18,954
So...
556
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,874
you don't want me here?
557
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:22,875
For God sakes, Phyllis.
558
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:25,169
It's not as if we got along
when Rex was alive.
559
00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:27,087
What did I ever do to you?
560
00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:30,174
But try to treat you
like a daughter...
561
00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:33,385
I even gave you
my mother's sable coat.
562
00:26:33,552 --> 00:26:34,887
You hated your mother!
563
00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:36,180
But I loved that coat!
564
00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,723
Then I'll give it back to you.
565
00:26:37,723 --> 00:26:38,724
No, you keep it
566
00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:41,310
as a reminder
of how hard I tried
567
00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:44,104
to make you like me.
568
00:26:48,901 --> 00:26:50,527
Grandma, are you leaving already?
569
00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:51,820
I'm sorry, dear.
570
00:26:51,904 --> 00:26:56,200
But your mother has made
it impossible for me to stay.
571
00:26:59,995 --> 00:27:02,414
Where does she keep my sable coat?
572
00:27:02,623 --> 00:27:04,625
Probably in her bedroom closet.
573
00:27:13,008 --> 00:27:14,301
Where is she going?
574
00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:16,094
She asked me where
your fur coat was.
575
00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:19,223
And you told her?!
576
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,228
Oh, crap!
577
00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:39,201
I guess you won't be needing
the breast pump I bought you.
578
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,041
So...
579
00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:49,253
Danielle is having a baby.
580
00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:51,755
Yes, and for the sake
of her reputation
581
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:54,550
we've agreed to pretend
that it's mine.
582
00:27:54,758 --> 00:27:56,176
I just hope that
583
00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:58,762
those Swiss doctors know
what they're doing.
584
00:27:58,971 --> 00:28:00,848
She's not in Switzerland.
585
00:28:01,056 --> 00:28:03,475
She's at the Sisters of Hope convent.
586
00:28:03,976 --> 00:28:06,562
Look, Phyllis, I'm sorry.
I know this is upsetting.
587
00:28:06,645 --> 00:28:08,856
Actually, I'm thrilled.
588
00:28:09,648 --> 00:28:12,276
I'm going to be a great-grandma!
589
00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,863
Well, um...
590
00:28:16,071 --> 00:28:18,657
technically, yes.
591
00:28:20,659 --> 00:28:22,870
What do you mean, technically?
592
00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:26,165
We're saying that the
baby is mine and Orson's
593
00:28:26,248 --> 00:28:28,959
and if you hover around
like a grandmother,
594
00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,961
people will be suspicious.
595
00:28:31,170 --> 00:28:33,964
You're not keeping
this baby from me,
596
00:28:34,089 --> 00:28:37,384
not if you don't want me to
tell those people downstairs
597
00:28:37,509 --> 00:28:39,386
whose child it really is.
598
00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:40,888
You wouldn't...
599
00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:42,890
Think of Danielle!
600
00:28:43,182 --> 00:28:44,808
I wish you had.
601
00:28:45,017 --> 00:28:46,310
If you'd raised her properly,
602
00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:49,396
she wouldn't be pregnant
without a husband!
603
00:28:49,479 --> 00:28:52,191
You think I don't know
I'm a failure as a parent?
604
00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:53,984
That's why this child
means so much to me.
605
00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:56,987
It's my second chance.
606
00:28:57,112 --> 00:29:00,199
Well, I hope the second time
around that you take my advice.
607
00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:04,786
I always said that you were
too strict with those kids.
608
00:29:04,995 --> 00:29:08,207
Parenting tips from you?
That's rich.
609
00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:11,001
I was a wonderful mother to Rex!
610
00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:12,794
Then why did he go and avoid you?
611
00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:14,213
Why were you barely ever here?
612
00:29:14,379 --> 00:29:16,215
Because of you!
613
00:29:16,381 --> 00:29:18,800
He knew you hated me.
614
00:29:18,884 --> 00:29:21,094
Oh, he was happy
to let you think that...
615
00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:23,680
but he was the one
who dreaded your visits.
616
00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,187
Phyllis, wait!
617
00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:36,985
Excuse me, everyone,
but I have something to say.
618
00:29:39,822 --> 00:29:41,740
What is it, grandma?
619
00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:43,325
I...
620
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:57,047
I have to go.
621
00:29:57,756 --> 00:30:00,425
And I just wanted
to say how nice it was
622
00:30:00,425 --> 00:30:04,429
to see you all again
after so much time.
623
00:30:07,432 --> 00:30:08,725
Good-bye.
624
00:30:17,359 --> 00:30:19,444
Thank you for the gift.
625
00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:21,655
You know, Bree,
626
00:30:22,239 --> 00:30:25,325
you're not the only one who
would like a second chance.
627
00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:34,168
Nothing, huh?
628
00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,878
No. No, he's lost.
629
00:30:36,086 --> 00:30:36,879
And he doesn't know
this neighborhood.
630
00:30:36,962 --> 00:30:38,463
There's no way he's
gonna find his way home.
631
00:30:38,589 --> 00:30:41,091
Oh, he will, come on,
you gotta keep believing.
632
00:30:41,175 --> 00:30:42,801
Oh, crap!
633
00:30:42,885 --> 00:30:44,678
Bob's home,
what am I gonna tell him?
634
00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:45,470
Don't!
635
00:30:45,596 --> 00:30:46,471
We'll just keep looking.
636
00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:49,266
I have a feeling we're gonna
find that cute little guy.
637
00:30:50,267 --> 00:30:52,603
You are so nice to do this!
638
00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:54,188
I mean, especially after the
way I acted when we first...
639
00:30:54,188 --> 00:30:55,189
You know what?
Don't worry about it.
640
00:30:55,272 --> 00:30:56,899
I'm gonna go inside and
get us some water,
641
00:30:57,065 --> 00:30:58,483
and then we're gonna
just keep looking.
642
00:30:58,483 --> 00:30:59,985
Okay.
643
00:31:09,495 --> 00:31:10,370
Lee!
644
00:31:10,996 --> 00:31:13,165
I can't find Raphael, you
seen him anywhere?
645
00:31:13,290 --> 00:31:14,291
Oh, Bob...
646
00:31:14,291 --> 00:31:15,876
Prom... Promise you won't hate me.
647
00:31:15,876 --> 00:31:17,878
What are you talking about?
What happened?
648
00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:19,171
Raphael got out.
649
00:31:19,296 --> 00:31:20,172
- He got out?
- Yeah.
650
00:31:20,297 --> 00:31:20,964
He doesn't know the neighborhood.
651
00:31:20,964 --> 00:31:22,883
I know he doesn't know
the neighborhood.
652
00:31:33,435 --> 00:31:35,229
Oh, wait, he's right there.
653
00:31:40,442 --> 00:31:43,028
Oh! Oh, my God!
654
00:31:53,330 --> 00:31:55,624
What was our dog
doing in your garage?
655
00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:58,043
I have no idea.
656
00:32:04,216 --> 00:32:05,926
What?
657
00:32:13,517 --> 00:32:16,645
Did you get a chance to
napalm the jungle yet?
658
00:32:16,728 --> 00:32:17,729
Yep!
659
00:32:18,522 --> 00:32:20,023
And?
660
00:32:20,107 --> 00:32:22,442
All quiet on the southern front.
661
00:32:24,528 --> 00:32:26,905
Gaby, we have got
to be more careful.
662
00:32:26,905 --> 00:32:29,116
Absolutely.
663
00:32:29,241 --> 00:32:31,743
It's kind of exciting, though.
664
00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:33,162
What is?
665
00:32:33,453 --> 00:32:36,248
Playing with fire, almost
getting burned but not quite.
666
00:32:36,248 --> 00:32:37,249
Don't be thinking like that.
667
00:32:37,249 --> 00:32:39,877
If Victor catches us,
he'll kill us both.
668
00:32:40,085 --> 00:32:41,879
That's what's so exciting.
669
00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:45,674
Hi.
670
00:32:46,049 --> 00:32:46,884
Hi.
671
00:32:46,884 --> 00:32:48,886
Oh, my... Excuse me.
672
00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:53,473
Mmm, that's...
673
00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:55,976
an interesting cologne
you're wearing...
674
00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:58,270
My wife gave it to me.
675
00:32:58,478 --> 00:33:02,274
It's got... anise root, fennel...
676
00:33:02,482 --> 00:33:03,984
What, you like it?
677
00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:07,070
Yeah, it's just...
678
00:33:07,362 --> 00:33:08,780
I don't know...
679
00:33:09,156 --> 00:33:10,782
weirdly familiar.
680
00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:22,669
Crab cake?
681
00:33:22,878 --> 00:33:23,962
Yeah.
682
00:33:24,463 --> 00:33:25,756
Thanks.
683
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,093
Crab cake?
684
00:33:36,892 --> 00:33:38,101
Crab cake?
685
00:33:44,316 --> 00:33:45,817
Crab cake?
686
00:34:09,007 --> 00:34:12,010
Kids are asleep.
687
00:34:12,928 --> 00:34:15,013
I'm... not.
688
00:34:17,224 --> 00:34:18,600
Whatcha got back there?
689
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,602
Just a little present.
690
00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:25,315
Say hello to Brandy's
even sluttier sister...
691
00:34:25,315 --> 00:34:27,401
Candy.
692
00:34:28,443 --> 00:34:29,736
What are you doing?
693
00:34:29,945 --> 00:34:30,946
Well, I just... I just thought
694
00:34:30,946 --> 00:34:32,239
since we had
so much fun last night,
695
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:35,033
maybe we can have
a little more fun.
696
00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:36,952
And that's only possible
697
00:34:36,952 --> 00:34:40,247
when you're pretending
I'm someone else?
698
00:34:42,332 --> 00:34:44,042
Well, you have to pretend, too!
699
00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:46,962
What?
700
00:34:47,337 --> 00:34:48,463
This...
701
00:34:49,047 --> 00:34:50,841
is me, Tom!
702
00:34:50,966 --> 00:34:51,967
Not...
703
00:34:52,134 --> 00:34:54,136
Brandy or Candy...
704
00:34:54,136 --> 00:34:55,554
It's just your wife...
705
00:34:55,554 --> 00:34:57,431
Lynette, am I not enough for you?
706
00:34:57,431 --> 00:34:59,349
What are you getting so mad for?
707
00:34:59,558 --> 00:35:01,059
The first wig was your idea.
708
00:35:01,143 --> 00:35:03,770
Yeah, because I'm bald.
709
00:35:03,854 --> 00:35:06,148
And I know that
that's a big old turnoff
710
00:35:06,356 --> 00:35:08,066
but, you know, I can't help it.
711
00:35:08,358 --> 00:35:09,234
I have cancer.
712
00:35:09,443 --> 00:35:11,945
Yes, I know.
I hear about it all the time.
713
00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:15,657
Can you blame me for wanting
to escape every once in a while?
714
00:35:15,741 --> 00:35:16,742
Escape from me, you mean?
715
00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:17,951
Yes!
716
00:35:19,661 --> 00:35:21,038
You know why last night
was so much fun?
717
00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:24,958
Because I got to make love
to someone who wasn't sick.
718
00:35:25,459 --> 00:35:27,461
I know, I know, I'm not
supposed to say this stuff.
719
00:35:27,503 --> 00:35:29,379
I have to be the heroic
husband who listens
720
00:35:29,379 --> 00:35:31,507
and holds you when you cry
and never cries himself.
721
00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:35,177
But this affects me, too.
722
00:35:36,178 --> 00:35:39,306
- Well, I know that.
- You do?
723
00:35:39,306 --> 00:35:40,807
- Yeah!
- How?
724
00:35:41,475 --> 00:35:42,684
Since this whole thing began,
725
00:35:42,893 --> 00:35:46,813
have you ever once
asked me how I'm doing?
726
00:35:54,696 --> 00:35:55,989
Oh...
727
00:35:56,073 --> 00:35:56,990
My God!
728
00:35:57,074 --> 00:35:58,408
I haven't...
729
00:35:58,700 --> 00:35:59,910
Have I?
730
00:36:05,582 --> 00:36:08,085
I am one of those...
731
00:36:08,293 --> 00:36:09,711
whiny...
732
00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:13,674
self-involved sick people.
733
00:36:16,009 --> 00:36:16,677
I didn't say that...
734
00:36:16,677 --> 00:36:18,178
No, I am.
735
00:36:18,178 --> 00:36:22,182
It's been months and I have barely
thought about what you're going through.
736
00:36:22,182 --> 00:36:22,891
It's okay.
737
00:36:22,891 --> 00:36:25,394
Will you stop being so heroic?!
738
00:36:25,936 --> 00:36:27,938
I'm a cancer bitch!
739
00:36:35,154 --> 00:36:36,155
What?
740
00:36:37,656 --> 00:36:39,533
I'm not gonna argue with you...
741
00:36:42,035 --> 00:36:43,537
You suck.
742
00:36:49,334 --> 00:36:50,335
Well...
743
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,631
I guess I could give Candy a whirl.
744
00:36:55,424 --> 00:36:57,342
Are the kids really asleep?
745
00:36:58,427 --> 00:37:00,846
Cause I think she might
be a screamer.
746
00:37:05,350 --> 00:37:06,727
Actually...
747
00:37:06,727 --> 00:37:08,353
if we're gonna pretend...
748
00:37:09,021 --> 00:37:10,647
how about tonight
749
00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:13,317
I'm not a hero...
750
00:37:14,026 --> 00:37:16,028
and you are not
a cancer patient...?
751
00:37:17,237 --> 00:37:18,530
We'll just be...
752
00:37:19,031 --> 00:37:20,616
Tom and Lynette...
753
00:37:21,825 --> 00:37:23,243
See what happens...
754
00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:26,997
Oh, I'd like that.
755
00:37:36,590 --> 00:37:38,258
How's Bob's suit?
756
00:37:39,968 --> 00:37:40,677
Ruined.
757
00:37:40,969 --> 00:37:42,387
What if we take it to my cleaners?
758
00:37:42,387 --> 00:37:44,181
Susan, that paint's not coming out.
759
00:37:44,264 --> 00:37:46,058
So we're buying him a new suit...
760
00:37:46,767 --> 00:37:48,560
for 2 000 bucks.
761
00:37:48,977 --> 00:37:49,978
2 000 $?
762
00:37:50,187 --> 00:37:51,897
Well, according to Lee, it's a Dolce.
763
00:37:52,064 --> 00:37:54,191
I don't know what that means,
but he said it six times.
764
00:37:54,191 --> 00:37:55,484
That's crazy!
765
00:37:56,693 --> 00:37:58,570
No, what's crazy is
I'm about to buy
766
00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,072
the most expensive suit of my life
767
00:38:00,072 --> 00:38:01,698
and I'll never wear it.
768
00:38:02,074 --> 00:38:04,284
Oh. I just wanted them to like me.
769
00:38:04,368 --> 00:38:06,078
Well, they don't.
770
00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:08,372
Lee said that six times, too.
771
00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:11,458
There must be some way
I can apologize to them.
772
00:38:11,583 --> 00:38:13,293
We can't afford any
more of your apologies.
773
00:38:13,293 --> 00:38:14,378
I know, maybe if I...
774
00:38:14,378 --> 00:38:16,463
Damn it, Susan, let it go, okay?
775
00:38:16,588 --> 00:38:19,174
I asked you to before, and you
didn't, and look what happened.
776
00:38:19,258 --> 00:38:20,676
So I'll ask you again.
777
00:38:20,676 --> 00:38:22,261
Just let it go.
778
00:38:22,761 --> 00:38:24,471
Mike, wait, we should talk about this.
779
00:38:24,513 --> 00:38:25,806
I'm going to bed.
780
00:38:25,931 --> 00:38:27,307
I've gotta work tomorrow.
781
00:38:27,724 --> 00:38:29,101
I'm buying a suit.
782
00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:46,410
Grandma!
783
00:38:47,703 --> 00:38:49,204
What are you doing here?
784
00:38:49,621 --> 00:38:52,040
You needn't be embarrassed, dear.
785
00:38:52,207 --> 00:38:54,418
Your mother's told me everything.
786
00:38:55,002 --> 00:38:56,920
It's great to see you.
787
00:38:57,629 --> 00:39:00,340
I hate this place.
It's like baby jail.
788
00:39:01,425 --> 00:39:03,802
Well, that's what I've
come to talk to you about.
789
00:39:04,219 --> 00:39:07,014
Perhaps it's time for you to leave.
790
00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:13,520
Dylan?
791
00:39:14,605 --> 00:39:15,814
Is that you?
792
00:39:15,939 --> 00:39:16,732
We have...
793
00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:18,901
Have to talk...
794
00:39:28,952 --> 00:39:30,078
Hey!
795
00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:32,456
I'm glad you're home.
796
00:39:33,749 --> 00:39:35,876
I wanted to talk to you
about Aunt Lily.
797
00:39:36,668 --> 00:39:38,045
What about her?
798
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:40,964
It was so weird.
799
00:39:42,049 --> 00:39:44,259
She called me into
her room this afternoon.
800
00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:45,761
She started saying she knew why
801
00:39:45,761 --> 00:39:48,347
I didn't remember living
on this street before.
802
00:39:48,472 --> 00:39:50,182
Oh, sweetie...
803
00:39:50,557 --> 00:39:53,060
your Aunt Lily is fading fast.
804
00:39:53,477 --> 00:39:55,646
Half the time, she doesn't
know what she's saying.
805
00:39:58,982 --> 00:40:00,359
Was that her?
806
00:40:00,859 --> 00:40:02,277
No, I just checked on her.
807
00:40:02,277 --> 00:40:03,946
She's sleeping.
808
00:40:05,072 --> 00:40:07,157
You know, you have that
recital in two weeks.
809
00:40:07,157 --> 00:40:09,576
Shouldn't you be practicing?
810
00:40:15,457 --> 00:40:17,459
Dylan...
811
00:40:19,753 --> 00:40:22,256
Please...
812
00:41:30,949 --> 00:41:32,451
Pests...
813
00:41:32,534 --> 00:41:36,455
They come in all shapes and sizes...
814
00:41:36,538 --> 00:41:40,751
And disrupt our lives
in a variety of ways...
815
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:45,047
At first, they're merely annoying...
816
00:41:46,632 --> 00:41:50,052
And we do our best to ignore them...
817
00:41:50,427 --> 00:41:51,762
Home in my own bed...
818
00:41:51,762 --> 00:41:54,932
But if we don't take them seriously...
819
00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:59,228
They can become quite dangerous...
820
00:42:00,938 --> 00:42:02,356
For some...
821
00:42:02,356 --> 00:42:06,151
death seems to be
the easiest solution...
822
00:42:12,533 --> 00:42:15,536
But the problem with pests...
823
00:42:15,744 --> 00:42:18,664
is that what they leave behind...
824
00:42:18,789 --> 00:42:21,792
is just as dangerous.