1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:03,795 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,464 When her first husband died, 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:08,133 Bree thought she was rid of her mother-in-law. 4 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:11,970 Danielle got pregnant. And Bree got creative. 5 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,056 Soon this whole charade will completely unravel 6 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,766 and we will be humiliated. 7 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,519 Carlos and Gabby's affair turned dangerous. 8 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,438 If she pulled something like that on me, that guy wouldn't be around for long. 9 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,524 And an old neighbour returned. 10 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:26,735 I didn't want poor Aunt Lilly to spend her final days in a nursing home. 11 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:29,363 That is so kind of you. 12 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:39,289 Mrs Lillian Sims returned to Wisteria Lane on a Saturday. 13 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:44,086 As she emerged from the ambulance, it occurred to her, 14 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:47,339 the neighbourhood looked exactly as she had left it. 15 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:54,429 She then decided she should have painted her house blue. 16 00:00:56,306 --> 00:01:01,478 Moments later, she wondered if she would see her husband in heaven. 17 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:07,401 These are just some of the thoughts that go through an old woman's mind 18 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:10,153 when she comes home to die. 19 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:19,121 If you need anything, you just ring this little bell, and I'll come running. 20 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:21,623 I'm sorry to be so much trouble. 21 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:26,837 The good news is, I won't be a burden much longer. 22 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,131 Oh, don't say that. 23 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,508 The doctors say there's a good chance 24 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:34,386 that you'll be with us for a very long time. 25 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:37,848 I know what's happening to me, Katherine. 26 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,100 You don't need to lie. 27 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,102 (SIGHS) 28 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:47,357 Aunt Lilly, what does it feel like? 29 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,568 Dying, I mean. 30 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:55,365 It's not that bad. I feel lucky. 31 00:01:55,782 --> 00:02:01,955 When you know time's running out, you get a chance to reflect on your life. 32 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:07,336 I really did try to live a good one. 33 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,379 You did more than try. 34 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,508 God is going to welcome you with open arms. 35 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,218 I'm not so sure. 36 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,136 Oh, why would you say that? 37 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:21,183 I keep thinking about Dylan. 38 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:24,311 What we did, what we covered up. 39 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,941 We did what we had to. 40 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,984 We should have told someone. 41 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:33,070 We couldn't. You know that. 42 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:37,324 It was a mistake. And it's not too late to rectify it. 43 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,744 Your life may be over. 44 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,079 But that does not give you the right 45 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,331 to go around destroying the lives of others. 46 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:48,001 I can't go to my grave with this on my conscience. Please. 47 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:51,588 We have to tell that girl what happened in this room. 48 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,550 Absolutely not. 49 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:00,264 (MRS SIMS GASPS) 50 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:05,602 MARY ALICE: As her guilt over the past began to mount, 51 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:10,732 it occurred to Lillian, death couldn't come quickly enough. 52 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:15,112 This thought occurred to her niece as well. 53 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:25,914 (HORNS HONKING) 54 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:27,082 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 55 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:28,667 MARY ALICE: There were a lot of things 56 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,920 Bob Hunter disliked about living in the city. 57 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:36,758 And the thing he hated most were the pests. 58 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:40,804 The rats that lurked in the alleys, 59 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,391 the flies that swarmed the garbage, 60 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:48,645 the bugs that invaded his co-op. 61 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:51,690 I've tried it your way. 62 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:57,321 Finally, Bob informed his significant other it was time 63 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,948 to leave the city. 64 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:06,622 So they moved to suburbia, which they quickly discovered had a few pests... 65 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,207 Hey, neighbour! 66 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,416 ... of its own. 67 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,585 Oh, we haven't gotten a chance to meet! I'm Susan. 68 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,462 I live next door. Oh... 69 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:15,964 Hi. Hi. I'm Lee. 70 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:17,549 I just wanted to say hi. 71 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,885 You know, I saw the movers taking in some of your furniture. 72 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:22,471 And I just have to say, you and your wife have gorgeous taste. 73 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:23,639 (CHUCKLES) 74 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,058 - Need some help? - Yeah, like you wouldn't believe. 75 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,185 I'm Susan, I live next door. 76 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,187 Oh, hi. I'm Lee's partner, Bob. 77 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:33,649 Oh, you're partners. What kind of business? 78 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:36,235 You know, whatever it is, just don't let the neighbourhood association hear 79 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,654 that you work out of your house. They're so not cool. 80 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,739 Actually, we're life partners. 81 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:46,912 Oh. Oh! Oh, that's super. 82 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:52,751 I've seen a lot of cable, so I get it. You're just great. 83 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:57,422 Thank you. I hope we can live up to your stereotype. 84 00:04:58,882 --> 00:04:59,967 Don't mind him. 85 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:03,011 He's just a little cranky from all the fresh air. 86 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:04,429 Do not apologise for me. 87 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:07,140 Lee, you're the one who said moving here would be better for Raphael. 88 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:10,477 Oh, so there's... There's three of you? 89 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:15,607 (LAUGHS) Well, that must be cosy. 90 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,278 Yes. We're gay Mormons. 91 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:24,908 Susan, that's Raphael. 92 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:29,788 Oh. Raphael's your dog. 93 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:33,041 Of course, you know, because you folks can't have kids. 94 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:37,004 I mean... I mean, of course you can have kids, 95 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:41,216 you know, because times have changed, and now you're allowed. 96 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,140 What a nice dog. 97 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:51,643 I should go. 98 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:54,062 Nice to meet you. 99 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,815 Hey, stop by any time, Susan. 100 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,150 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 101 00:05:58,192 --> 00:05:59,276 Well... 102 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:07,993 Yes? 103 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,620 I have a delivery for Danielle Van De Kamp. 104 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:15,334 Could I get you to sign here, please? 105 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:18,462 (ANDREW CHUCKLES) 106 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:21,298 - Is that for us? - No, it's for Danielle. 107 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:22,466 Thank you. 108 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,885 That's odd. Who would send her a scooter? 109 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:26,929 I knew it, Phyllis! Rex's mother. 110 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:30,140 Ever since he died she's been trying to buy the children's affection. 111 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:33,227 Wow. Well, it's a honey of a bike. 112 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,354 I'm sure Danielle will appreciate the thought. 113 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,189 Well, I'm not giving it to her. 114 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:40,275 Can you think of a worse present for a pregnant girl? 115 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,402 Well, I'm not knocked up. Let me have it. 116 00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:45,322 You know how I feel about two-wheel motorised vehicles. 117 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:49,326 They're too dangerous. We'll donate it to the church. 118 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:51,328 What? 119 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,580 Reverend Sikes said they're looking for items for the raffle. 120 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,082 So we're just gonna give it away? 121 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,334 Well, it's better than you breaking your neck on it. 122 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,379 (EXHALES) Mom, you know how much I want a scooter. Come on! 123 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,590 You heard your mother. We're donating it to the church. 124 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:07,344 Of course, we need to make sure it's in good working order before we do that. 125 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,097 Not without a helmet. 126 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,265 (ENGINE STOPS) 127 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,022 This blows. Are we gonna let her do this to us? 128 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:23,277 Absolutely not. If we win that raffle, we're keeping it. 129 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,238 (HUMMING) 130 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:33,161 Hey, it is nice to hear you humming again. 131 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:36,123 Well, it's amazing what a week without chemo can do. 132 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,458 Yeah. When does the last round start? 133 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:40,252 Next month. So I have some time 134 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:43,297 before I start feeling like total crap again. 135 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:47,134 And I was hoping we could put that time to good use. 136 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:48,969 Are you sure? 137 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:52,723 The doctor said it could be months before you get your mojo back. 138 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,600 Well, it's back. 139 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,312 And since when do you question the mojo? 140 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,939 You're right. You're right. Forgive me. 141 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:04,026 Okay. So, here are your options. 142 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:09,364 A, we could go romantic, play soft music, light some candles, 143 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:12,784 or B, go straight to the... 144 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:14,328 (CHUCKLING) 145 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:18,582 It's been so long. I hope I remember how to do this. 146 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:23,170 Well, it's just like riding a bike, you never forget. Now start pedalling. 147 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:25,881 (MOANS) 148 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,257 Hey. 149 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,601 Hey... What are you doing? 150 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,354 Oh, sorry, I just messed up your hair, I'm just trying to fix it. 151 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,231 Sorry. Almost got it. 152 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:44,608 (LAUGHING) Hey! 153 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,779 Oh, screw it. 154 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,572 (STUTTERING) What are you doing? 155 00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:54,201 Oh, I ripped it this morning and it's been itching the hell out of me. 156 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,953 And this is much better. 157 00:08:56,370 --> 00:09:00,123 Are you sure you want to take that off, honey? Won't you be cold? 158 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,209 No, I'm good. 159 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:17,182 Hey, babe, what's going on? You still with me? 160 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:20,269 Yeah. It's just, it's kind of... 161 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,354 What? 162 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,314 Late. 163 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:25,440 (GRUNTS) 164 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,195 It's 9:30. 165 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:32,030 It's just that one of our ovens broke down today 166 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,949 and the repairman's coming first thing in the morning 167 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:38,203 and maybe I could ravish you tomorrow. 168 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:42,916 Oh, okay. 169 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:52,092 SUSAN: Come on, Bree, you have to let us do this. 170 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:55,679 It's a lovely thought, but I really don't want a baby shower. 171 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,348 Well, I bought you an expensive gift and I'm not giving it to you 172 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:01,185 unless there's a party with people who can see how generous I am. 173 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:03,145 ORSON: Bree, watch this! 174 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,816 Orson, I said be careful! 175 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:10,527 (SIGHS) 176 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:14,656 I just think it's tacky to have a baby shower when it's not your first baby. 177 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:17,659 Well, I don't see the problem with it. Hint, hint. 178 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:20,329 Yeah, and showers aren't just about presents. They're fun. 179 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:23,665 Yeah, we can play games, like How Big is Mummy's Tummy. 180 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,292 Excuse me? 181 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,628 Yeah, we get a ball of yarn and we each cut a piece 182 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:30,422 that we think is just big enough to fit around your stomach 183 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:33,008 and the one closest wins a prize. 184 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:36,637 I really don't want a shower. 185 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,931 Look! Look at me! 186 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:43,143 Orson, just five more minutes. That's all you're getting! 187 00:10:44,228 --> 00:10:46,522 I tell you what, why don't we just skip the shower, 188 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:49,733 and after the baby's born I'll have a christening party. What do you say? 189 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:50,859 (LOUD CRASHING) 190 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:53,111 (ORSON GRUNTS) 191 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,404 (GROANS) 192 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:58,200 I'm okay! I'm fine! 193 00:10:58,242 --> 00:10:59,493 Oh, dear God. 194 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:02,704 (WINCES) 195 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:07,626 Excuse me, ladies, I couldn't help overhearing you 196 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,711 talking about my mom's shower. 197 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:12,714 I think I could be of a little assistance here. 198 00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:24,268 Why do you have to take our new neighbours cookie bars? 199 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,562 Oh, look, I made a terrible first impression. 200 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,189 So I thought I'd make them some of my home-baked goodness. 201 00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:31,441 (SCOFFS) But you didn't bake any goodness. 202 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,569 You just warmed up the goodness I bought at the store. 203 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,321 Well, yeah. I don't bake. Catch up. 204 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:40,784 You know, not all neighbours have to be friends. Why don't you just let it go? 205 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,037 Mike, they live 15 feet from us. If we have a fire, 206 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:47,124 I want to be sure that they like us enough to call 911. 207 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,667 That's the real reason. 208 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:51,587 You can't stand it when somebody doesn't like you. 209 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,964 - Well, maybe. - Well, maybe 210 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,049 Bob and Lee just like to keep to themselves. 211 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,968 That's fine. And once they like me, 212 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:01,054 they can keep to themselves all they damn well please. 213 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,639 (SIGHS) 214 00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:12,316 Hi. I wanted to bring you a "welcome to the neighbourhood" present. 215 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,484 You should try one while they're still warm from the oven. 216 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,570 That was really nice, thank you. 217 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,447 Oh, are there nuts in them? 218 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,490 - Nuts? - Yeah. 219 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:24,161 Gee, let me think... Nope. No nuts. 220 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,662 Are you sure? Because I'm highly allergic. 221 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,706 Half a pecan could kill me. 222 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,841 - I'm not seeing any nuts. - Okay, you made them. 223 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,802 So did you or did you not put nuts in them? 224 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:46,600 Okay, here's the thing, I'm a really crappy baker. 225 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,853 To give you something that I made myself would be like an insult. So... 226 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,397 So you bought them, and then you heated them up 227 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,982 in an attempt to make your gesture seem 228 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,568 more thoughtful than in fact it was? 229 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,695 Hey, I would have made them myself if I knew how. 230 00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,697 Honestly, I'm a good neighbour. 231 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:04,409 Well, neighbour, why don't you take your store-bought, warmed-up 232 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,578 possibly poisonous cookie bars and give them to someone 233 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,789 more likely to survive your generosity? 234 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,252 - Do you like wine? - No, no. 235 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,255 So please don't bring me a bottle from your vineyard. 236 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,972 This rip is pretty big. It'll take about a week. 237 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:30,102 A week? All right. Can you hurry if you can? 238 00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:34,523 Honey, it's okay. You look cute in a scarf. 239 00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:38,026 I'm upset because that salesgirl just walked away with my sex life. 240 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,194 What? 241 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,071 After two months of puking my guts out, 242 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,949 last night I was finally in the mood, but Tom, not so much. 243 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:47,035 Apparently my bald head is a big turn-off for him. 244 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,580 - Why'd you take your wig off? - It was itchy. 245 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,790 Okay. Not smart. 246 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:55,711 Gabby, I am his wife! He's supposed to love me. 247 00:13:55,752 --> 00:14:00,465 Not my body, me, my soul. Why can't he make love to my soul? 248 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,719 Interesting. Question... 249 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,972 When was the last time you were in a bar and heard a guy turn to his friend 250 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,641 and say, "Hey, check out the soul on that girl"? 251 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:10,809 What are you saying? 252 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,520 I'm saying men are visual. 253 00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,231 Hell, I have a whole closet full of costumes. 254 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:22,529 You need to give Tom something to look at. Something spicy. Like... 255 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:25,324 - Gabby, I'm not a redhead. - But you could be. 256 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,534 Which brings me to my second point. 257 00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:29,495 Men like variety. 258 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,497 Tonight, you're a redhead. 259 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:35,667 Tomorrow, you are Helga, the sexy milkmaid. 260 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:39,463 Or Amber, the Ionely runaway. 261 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,173 Or... 262 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,677 Jeff, the friendly guy from work. 263 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,264 What? I don't know what Tom's into. 264 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,226 Hmm. 265 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,979 Claude, you know I don't like it when you "hmm." 266 00:14:56,980 --> 00:15:00,108 Edie, how long have you had this? 267 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,570 Had what? I don't have anything. 268 00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:06,448 I'm just here for my 5,000-mile check-up. 269 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,619 Well, you know that bullet you've managed to dodge all these years? 270 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:17,084 Which one? The clap? The herp? The syph? 271 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:18,919 Crabs? 272 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:22,422 Relax. I'll boil all the sheets and towels. 273 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,802 And then we'll use this special shampoo, and in three days, 274 00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:29,263 the crotch carnival packs up and leaves town. 275 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,932 Oh, man. How did this happen? 276 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,600 Don't give me that look. 277 00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:35,769 I know exactly how I got 'em. 278 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:39,606 I used the tanning bed right after Mimsy Porter, that skank. 279 00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:43,068 It smells like burnt liquorice. 280 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:46,655 Well, come in the bathroom and I'll show you how to use this. 281 00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:49,449 I think I can figure that out. 282 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:52,119 You know, the good news is, we're in a committed relationship. 283 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,329 Otherwise we'd have to make that "call of shame" 284 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:55,956 to everyone we've been with. 285 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,791 (SIGHS) 286 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,128 VICTOR: you've heard me make before, 287 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,463 but it's something I feel very strongly about. 288 00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:05,841 For me, it's a very simple formula. 289 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,886 More development leads to an increased tax base 290 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,597 which helps build schools for our children. 291 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,016 Around the country, the needs of children are 292 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,475 - being pushed further down... - What are you doing here? 293 00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:16,977 ...on the priority list. - I need to talk to you. 294 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,937 Okay, can't you just call me? 295 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:22,524 This is not something that you'd want to hear on the phone. 296 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,574 How did you get those? 297 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,035 How do you think? Edie. 298 00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:37,664 You are still sleeping with Edie? 299 00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:40,167 Well, you're still sleeping with Victor, aren't you? 300 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,503 If I didn't, he would think something is going on. 301 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,379 What is your excuse for doing it with Edie? 302 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,673 Because she wants to, and I'm a guy. 303 00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:48,717 This is serious, okay? 304 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:53,764 If Victor wakes up with a zoo in his pants, there's going to be hell to pay! 305 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,182 You don't have to tell me. 306 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:57,935 If he finds out about us, I'm the one that's gonna wind up in a landfill. 307 00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,645 Okay, just don't panic, okay? 308 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,563 We're gonna get the salve or the ointment 309 00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:04,942 or whatever it is you put down there, and we're gonna be fine. 310 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:14,284 - We're screwed. - Yeah. 311 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:22,084 LYNETTE: Tom. The kids are asleep. Are you coming to bed any time soon? 312 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:26,880 Yeah. I just gotta pick a new running back for my fantasy football team. 313 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,593 That's too bad. 314 00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:35,097 I had a little fantasy thing planned of my own. 315 00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:39,059 Whoa, Lynette... 316 00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:44,189 Lynette's not here right now. I'm Brandy, the slutty cheerleader. 317 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,315 (CHUCKLES) 318 00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:47,234 (LAUGHING) Oh! 319 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,662 This is all very romantic, Gabby. 320 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:02,833 But I still have four building proposals to read before tomorrow. 321 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,420 That's Nurse Gabby to you. 322 00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,548 Nurse Gabby? 323 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,883 (VICTOR LAUGHS) 324 00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:13,302 Am I sick? 325 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:19,975 Well, the doctor says you need to relax. And I know just how to relax you. 326 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,019 Wow. 327 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,154 Smells like liquorice. 328 00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:36,074 It's a blend of 36 essential oils, anise root and fennel. 329 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:37,826 Do you like it? 330 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,079 It smells a little medicine-y. 331 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,873 That's the fennel. 332 00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:56,678 It's stinging a little. 333 00:18:57,888 --> 00:19:01,099 That's the tension leaving your body. 334 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,478 It's really stinging. 335 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:08,106 Then we can rinse it off, in three to five minutes. 336 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,860 But before we do that... 337 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,363 What the hell is that? 338 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,366 You know, for a guy getting rubbed down by a hot nurse, 339 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,909 you ask a lot of questions. 340 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,118 Sorry. 341 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,544 Oh, come on, Uncle Frank. 342 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,045 What's the point of having a gay uncle 343 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:33,173 if you're not gonna help me make friends with these guys? 344 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,175 Oh. 345 00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:38,262 Mom said that the whole family knew. 346 00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:42,766 Okay, gotta go. Love you. 347 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:44,893 What's going on? 348 00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:47,145 Oh, I found Raphael wandering in the street. 349 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,730 I went to take him back, but Bob and Lee aren't home. 350 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:51,400 So I'm just going to give him a little treat and put him back in their yard. 351 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,235 Wait a second. 352 00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:54,403 - What? - Leave him with me. 353 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,821 I need to score some points with those guys. 354 00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:58,365 And being a dog-rescuing hero could be just the ticket. 355 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,034 So what, you're just gonna keep him here until they come back? 356 00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:03,787 Maybe a little longer. 357 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:05,664 How long? 358 00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:07,249 Well, long enough for them to worry. 359 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:10,460 You know, the more they worry, the more I'm a hero. Get it? 360 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:11,795 I get that you're insane. 361 00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:14,047 I'm not, I'm not. Now get me some mud. 362 00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:16,341 I want to dirty him up so he looks like he's been through hell. 363 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,467 (SIGHS) 364 00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:20,387 Okay, in you go. 365 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,517 Here, let me help you with them. 366 00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:28,478 Oh, that's all right. I've got them, Mr Knievel. 367 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:31,732 Oh, boy, you are never going to let me live this down, are you? 368 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:32,983 Nope. 369 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,986 It seems to me that you should go to the doctor again. 370 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,946 - Surprise! - Surprise! 371 00:20:41,492 --> 00:20:43,994 Guys... What did I tell you? 372 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:46,747 You said no shower, but look around. Men. 373 00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:49,416 So, technically, it's a party, not a shower. 374 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:53,295 Andrew told us that you only said no 'cause you didn't want to impose. 375 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:57,883 Oh, so you're responsible? 376 00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:03,305 Yeah, well, I know you said not to make a big fuss, but, hey, you earned it. 377 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,016 Well, don't just stand there, come in! 378 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:09,436 We have lots of food and fun and surprises. 379 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,315 They have all kinds of surprises. 380 00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:15,526 Where is she? 381 00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,696 - Bree! - Phyllis! 382 00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:22,533 I helped with the invitations, too. 383 00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:26,286 I can't tell you how touched I was to be included. 384 00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:32,125 Especially after my many conciliatory gestures were so coldly rebuffed. 385 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:37,297 I have been awful. I wouldn't blame you if you stormed out right now. 386 00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:38,882 Nonsense. 387 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:44,304 I'm here to celebrate our renewed friendship and your baby. 388 00:21:44,805 --> 00:21:47,099 Or should I say babies? 389 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,976 You know, it's often a sign of twins 390 00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:53,230 when a mother's face gets all plump like yours. 391 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,190 Oh! 392 00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:59,444 I bet you wouldn't mind if I broke my neck on that scooter now. 393 00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:07,953 I'm off to the bank. 394 00:22:07,995 --> 00:22:10,914 Aunt Lilly just took a pill, so she's down for the afternoon. 395 00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:12,499 Okay. Have fun. 396 00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:20,299 (BELL RINGS) 397 00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:30,142 - Is your mother gone? - Yeah. Do you need her? 398 00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:34,771 No, no. This is what I wanted. 399 00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:38,108 I thought you took a sleeping pill. 400 00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:41,570 I pretended to, so she'd leave us alone. 401 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,449 Aunt Lilly, what's going on? 402 00:22:45,491 --> 00:22:47,451 I have to tell you something. 403 00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:53,457 (VOICE CRACKING) First, you should know that what happened, 404 00:22:53,624 --> 00:22:57,002 it was nobody's fault. 405 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,046 What do you mean, "What happened"? 406 00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:02,966 You don't remember living on this street before, do you? 407 00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:08,430 - No. - Well, there's a reason for that. 408 00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:10,724 KATHERINE: Dylan? 409 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,023 Mom, I thought you left. 410 00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:21,652 I forgot my chequebook. Could you go down and find it for me? 411 00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:23,362 Sure. 412 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,294 You really should get your rest. 413 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:49,429 Hey. 414 00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:51,181 - Hi. - Hi. You got your wig back, huh? 415 00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:53,183 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. Good as new. 416 00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:56,645 Listen, I thought we could put the kids to bed early tonight, 417 00:23:56,687 --> 00:23:58,021 if you know what I mean. 418 00:23:58,105 --> 00:24:00,357 I do. And I'm up for that. 419 00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:02,734 Fantastic. 420 00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:07,531 I hope Brandy won't get stuck late at cheerleading practise. 421 00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:11,285 Oh, about Brandy, bad news. 422 00:24:11,368 --> 00:24:12,786 What? What happened? 423 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:15,289 Well, Penny wanted to play beauty school with the wig 424 00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:19,084 and, well, let's just say she's got no future as a stylist. 425 00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:22,588 - Bad haircut, huh? - Oh... 426 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:25,716 Sounds like Brandy might get awful mad about that. 427 00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:29,219 Brandy's history, Tom. Let her go. 428 00:24:33,891 --> 00:24:35,100 LEE: Raphael! 429 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:37,769 Raphael! 430 00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:38,979 (LEE CLAPPING HANDS) 431 00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:42,983 Come home, boy! Raphael? 432 00:24:43,734 --> 00:24:46,445 Lee? Is something wrong? 433 00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:48,071 Raphael got out. I don't know what happened. 434 00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:49,239 I think he jumped the fence. 435 00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:52,951 Oh, well, would you like me to help you look for him? 436 00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:55,746 Seriously? What about your party? 437 00:24:55,829 --> 00:25:00,834 Oh, it's just a baby shower that I'm throwing for my best friend. 438 00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:02,211 I can't ask you to leave that. 439 00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:05,255 Oh, please. What are neighbours for? 440 00:25:05,756 --> 00:25:09,384 Raphael! Here, puppy! 441 00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:15,891 I see you've taken down all the pictures of Rex. 442 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:18,769 Well, I'm sorry if that offends you, Phyllis, 443 00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:22,064 but I didn't want Orson to feel uncomfortable in his new home. 444 00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:23,357 I see. 445 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,985 You're trying to be considerate of your husband's feelings. 446 00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:32,282 Well, I'm glad that you're at least trying to get it right the second time around. 447 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:37,120 Still, it must be awfully hard on Danielle and Andrew 448 00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:40,833 to have their father's face banished from their own home. 449 00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:42,793 He wasn't banished. 450 00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:48,549 By the way, where is Danielle? 451 00:25:50,551 --> 00:25:54,680 She's at boarding school, in Switzerland. 452 00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:56,598 Switzerland? 453 00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:00,727 Is it asking too much to be told what continent my granddaughter is on? 454 00:26:00,811 --> 00:26:04,314 You are keeping my grandchildren from me and I don't know why. 455 00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,774 I'm going to mingle. 456 00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:08,485 Every time I start a chat, you walk away. 457 00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:12,614 If you don't want to talk to me, why did you invite me? 458 00:26:13,157 --> 00:26:16,118 It's a surprise party, you daft woman! 459 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,495 What makes you think I had a hand in the guest list? 460 00:26:18,579 --> 00:26:21,999 So you don't want me here? 461 00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:25,502 Oh, for God's sakes, Phyllis, it's not as if we got along when Rex was alive. 462 00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:27,337 What did I ever do to you 463 00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:30,257 but try to treat you like a daughter? 464 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:33,677 I even gave you my mother's sable coat. 465 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,137 You hated your mother. 466 00:26:35,179 --> 00:26:36,388 But I loved that coat! 467 00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:37,890 Then I'll give it back to you! 468 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:43,854 No. You keep it as a reminder of how hard I tried to make you like me! 469 00:26:45,689 --> 00:26:46,857 (EXHALES) 470 00:26:49,026 --> 00:26:50,694 Grandma, are you leaving already? 471 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:56,200 I'm sorry, dear, but your mother's made it impossible for me to stay. 472 00:27:00,287 --> 00:27:02,748 Where does she keep my sable coat? 473 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:04,833 Probably in her bedroom closet. 474 00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:13,217 (SIGHS) 475 00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,635 Where's she going? 476 00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:16,970 She asked me where your fur coat was. 477 00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:19,640 And you told her? 478 00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:24,269 Oh, crap. 479 00:27:25,395 --> 00:27:26,438 (PANTS) 480 00:27:34,238 --> 00:27:38,909 I guess you won't be needing the breast pump I bought you. 481 00:27:42,079 --> 00:27:43,163 (SIGHS) 482 00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:48,919 (CHUCKLES) So Danielle is having a baby. 483 00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:54,675 Yes, and for the sake of her reputation we've agreed to pretend that it's mine. 484 00:27:54,758 --> 00:27:58,554 I just hope that those Swiss doctors know what they're doing. 485 00:27:58,929 --> 00:28:01,098 She's not in Switzerland. 486 00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:03,475 She's at the Sisters of Hope convent. 487 00:28:03,934 --> 00:28:06,728 Look, Phyllis, I'm sorry. I know this is upsetting. 488 00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:08,730 Actually, I'm thrilled. 489 00:28:09,773 --> 00:28:11,984 I'm going to be a great-grandma! 490 00:28:14,111 --> 00:28:18,407 Well, technically, yes. 491 00:28:20,701 --> 00:28:22,786 What do you mean, "technically"? 492 00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:26,165 We're saying that the baby is mine and Orson's, 493 00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:29,001 and if you hover around like a grandmother, 494 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,961 people will be suspicious. 495 00:28:31,128 --> 00:28:33,881 You're not keeping this baby from me! 496 00:28:33,964 --> 00:28:37,384 Not if you don't want me to tell those people downstairs 497 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:39,428 whose child it really is! 498 00:28:39,469 --> 00:28:42,264 You wouldn't! Think of Danielle! 499 00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:44,808 I wish you had. 500 00:28:44,892 --> 00:28:46,435 If you'd raised her properly 501 00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:49,313 she wouldn't be pregnant without a husband. 502 00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:52,149 You think I don't know I'm a failure as a parent? 503 00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:55,777 That's why this child means so much to me. It's my second chance. 504 00:28:57,154 --> 00:29:00,032 Well, I hope the second time around that you take my advice. 505 00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:04,870 I always said that you were too strict with those kids. 506 00:29:04,912 --> 00:29:08,290 Parenting tips from you? That's rich. 507 00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:11,084 I was a wonderful mother to Rex. 508 00:29:11,168 --> 00:29:14,338 Then why did he always avoid you? Why were you barely ever here? 509 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:18,800 Because of you. He knew you hated me. 510 00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:21,053 Oh, he was happy to let you think that. 511 00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:23,597 But he was the one who dreaded your visits. 512 00:29:24,264 --> 00:29:25,390 (GASPS) 513 00:29:27,601 --> 00:29:28,644 (GASPS) 514 00:29:28,769 --> 00:29:30,062 Phyllis, wait! 515 00:29:30,354 --> 00:29:32,064 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 516 00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:35,984 Excuse me, everyone, but I have something to say. 517 00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,323 What is it, Grandma? 518 00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:43,200 I... 519 00:29:55,462 --> 00:29:59,299 I have to go, and I just wanted to say 520 00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:04,304 how nice it was to see you all again after so much time. 521 00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:09,268 Goodbye. 522 00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:18,986 Thank you for the gift. 523 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:24,950 You know, Bree, you're not the only one who would like a second chance. 524 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:34,585 - Nothing, huh? - No. 525 00:30:34,668 --> 00:30:37,045 No, he's lost, and he doesn't know this neighbourhood. 526 00:30:37,087 --> 00:30:38,463 There's no way he's gonna find his way home. 527 00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:41,008 Oh, he will. Come on, you gotta keep believing. 528 00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:43,760 Oh, crap. Bob's home. 529 00:30:43,844 --> 00:30:45,512 - What am I gonna tell him? - Don't. 530 00:30:45,596 --> 00:30:49,892 We'll just keep looking. I have a feeling we're gonna find that cute little guy. 531 00:30:50,184 --> 00:30:52,519 You are so nice to do this. 532 00:30:52,603 --> 00:30:53,854 Especially after the way I acted 533 00:30:53,937 --> 00:30:55,189 - when we first... - Don't worry about it. 534 00:30:55,272 --> 00:30:56,899 I'm gonna go inside and get us some water, 535 00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:58,442 and then we're gonna just keep looking. 536 00:30:58,525 --> 00:31:00,194 Okay. 537 00:31:09,453 --> 00:31:12,831 Lee, I can't find Raphael. You seen him anywhere? 538 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,501 Oh, Bob, promise you won't hate me. 539 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,836 What are you talking about? What happened? 540 00:31:17,878 --> 00:31:19,588 LEE: Raphael got out. BOB: He got out? 541 00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:20,881 - Yeah. - He doesn't know the neighbourhood. 542 00:31:20,964 --> 00:31:22,049 I know he doesn't know the neighbourhood. 543 00:31:22,132 --> 00:31:23,217 What are you talking about? 544 00:31:30,307 --> 00:31:31,433 (BARKING) 545 00:31:33,310 --> 00:31:35,020 Oh, wait, he's right there. 546 00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:36,813 Hey, hey... 547 00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:38,357 Oh, hey, hey! 548 00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:42,152 Oh! Oh, my God! 549 00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:55,541 What was our dog doing in your garage? 550 00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:57,209 I have no idea. 551 00:32:04,091 --> 00:32:05,300 What? 552 00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:16,562 Did you get a chance to napalm the jungle yet? 553 00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:17,896 Yep. 554 00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:19,648 And? 555 00:32:19,857 --> 00:32:22,150 All quiet on the southern front. 556 00:32:24,278 --> 00:32:26,572 Gabby, we have got to be more careful. 557 00:32:26,864 --> 00:32:28,240 Absolutely. 558 00:32:29,032 --> 00:32:31,034 It's kind of exciting, though. 559 00:32:31,869 --> 00:32:33,078 What is? 560 00:32:33,287 --> 00:32:35,747 Playing with fire. Almost getting burnt, but not quite. 561 00:32:35,789 --> 00:32:39,751 Don't be thinking like that. If Victor catches us, he'll kill us both. 562 00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:41,545 (WHISPERING) That's what's so exciting. 563 00:32:44,298 --> 00:32:45,632 Hi. 564 00:32:45,716 --> 00:32:47,634 - Hi. - Oh, excuse me. 565 00:32:49,386 --> 00:32:50,512 (SNIFFING) 566 00:32:51,138 --> 00:32:55,767 That's interesting cologne you're wearing. 567 00:32:56,977 --> 00:32:59,146 My wife gave it to me. It's got 568 00:32:59,313 --> 00:33:01,690 anise root, fennel... 569 00:33:02,232 --> 00:33:03,442 You like it? 570 00:33:04,568 --> 00:33:10,741 Yeah, it's just, I don't know, weirdly familiar. 571 00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:22,461 Crab cake? 572 00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:25,088 Yeah, thanks. 573 00:33:28,675 --> 00:33:30,969 Crab cake? 574 00:33:36,767 --> 00:33:39,061 - Crab cake? - Thank you. 575 00:33:44,107 --> 00:33:46,360 - Crab cake? - Thank you. 576 00:34:09,550 --> 00:34:11,343 Kids are asleep. 577 00:34:13,220 --> 00:34:15,013 I'm not. 578 00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:16,431 (CHUCKLING) 579 00:34:17,641 --> 00:34:20,310 - What you got back there? - Just a little present. 580 00:34:22,229 --> 00:34:26,984 Say hello to Brandy's even sluttier sister, Candy. 581 00:34:28,819 --> 00:34:29,945 What are you doing? 582 00:34:29,987 --> 00:34:32,406 Well, I just thought since we had so much fun last night 583 00:34:32,489 --> 00:34:35,325 maybe we could have a little more fun. 584 00:34:35,409 --> 00:34:39,413 And that's only possible when you're pretending I'm someone else? 585 00:34:42,666 --> 00:34:44,710 Well, you have to pretend, too. 586 00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:47,004 What? 587 00:34:47,754 --> 00:34:54,178 This is me, Tom. Not Brandy or Candy. 588 00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:57,639 It's just your wife, Lynette. Am I not enough for you? 589 00:34:57,681 --> 00:35:01,310 What are you getting so mad for? The first wig was your idea. 590 00:35:01,351 --> 00:35:03,979 Yeah, because I'm bald. 591 00:35:04,021 --> 00:35:08,400 And I know that that's a big old turn-off, but you know, I can't help it. 592 00:35:08,442 --> 00:35:09,526 I have cancer. 593 00:35:09,610 --> 00:35:12,070 Yes, I know! I hear about it all the time. 594 00:35:12,196 --> 00:35:15,616 Can you blame me for wanting to escape every once in a while? 595 00:35:15,949 --> 00:35:18,327 - Escape from me, you mean? - Yes! 596 00:35:19,870 --> 00:35:21,288 You know why last night was so much fun? 597 00:35:21,371 --> 00:35:24,583 Because I got to make love to someone who wasn't sick. 598 00:35:25,626 --> 00:35:27,544 I know, I know, I'm not supposed to say this stuff. 599 00:35:27,628 --> 00:35:30,672 I have to be the heroic husband who listens, and holds you when you cry 600 00:35:30,714 --> 00:35:35,052 and never cries himself. But this affects me, too. 601 00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:38,889 Well, I know that. 602 00:35:38,972 --> 00:35:40,224 - TOM: You do? - Yeah! 603 00:35:40,307 --> 00:35:41,391 How? 604 00:35:41,725 --> 00:35:46,146 Since this whole thing began, have you ever once asked me how I'm doing? 605 00:35:54,905 --> 00:35:59,910 Oh, my God. I haven't, have I? 606 00:36:02,579 --> 00:36:03,622 (SIGHS) 607 00:36:05,749 --> 00:36:10,170 I am one of those whiny, 608 00:36:10,254 --> 00:36:13,549 self-involved sick people. 609 00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:18,345 - I didn't say that. - No, I am. 610 00:36:18,428 --> 00:36:21,265 It's been months and I have barely thought about 611 00:36:21,348 --> 00:36:22,558 what you're going through. 612 00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:25,310 - It's okay. - Will you stop being so heroic! 613 00:36:26,019 --> 00:36:27,646 I'm a cancer bitch! 614 00:36:35,279 --> 00:36:36,405 What? 615 00:36:37,865 --> 00:36:39,658 I'm not going to argue with you. 616 00:36:39,741 --> 00:36:40,784 (LAUGHING) 617 00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:43,620 You suck. 618 00:36:49,543 --> 00:36:54,423 Well, I guess I could give Candy a whirl. 619 00:36:55,465 --> 00:36:57,384 Are the kids really asleep? 620 00:36:58,635 --> 00:37:01,096 Because I think she might be a screamer. 621 00:37:05,726 --> 00:37:08,478 Actually, if we're gonna pretend, 622 00:37:09,188 --> 00:37:12,900 how about tonight I am not a hero 623 00:37:14,318 --> 00:37:16,612 and you are not a cancer patient? 624 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:20,574 We'll just be Tom and Lynette. 625 00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:23,577 See what happens. 626 00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:26,622 Oh, I'd like that. 627 00:37:34,922 --> 00:37:35,964 (DOOR OPENS) 628 00:37:36,673 --> 00:37:38,383 How's Bob's suit? 629 00:37:38,842 --> 00:37:39,927 (SIGHS) 630 00:37:40,093 --> 00:37:42,429 - Ruined. - Oh, what if we take it to my cleaners? 631 00:37:42,513 --> 00:37:44,181 Susan, that paint's not coming out. 632 00:37:44,264 --> 00:37:45,682 So we're buying him a new suit. 633 00:37:45,766 --> 00:37:46,850 (GASPS) 634 00:37:46,934 --> 00:37:49,061 For 2,000 bucks. 635 00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:50,354 $2,000? 636 00:37:50,437 --> 00:37:52,147 Well, according to Lee, it's a Dolce. 637 00:37:52,189 --> 00:37:54,316 I don't know what that means, but he said it six times. 638 00:37:54,358 --> 00:37:55,943 That's crazy. 639 00:37:56,902 --> 00:38:00,072 No, what's crazy is I'm about to buy the most expensive suit of my life 640 00:38:00,113 --> 00:38:01,532 and I'll never wear it. 641 00:38:01,573 --> 00:38:04,034 (SIGHS) I just wanted them to like me. 642 00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:08,080 Well, they don't. Lee said that six times, too. 643 00:38:08,705 --> 00:38:11,500 There must be some way I can apologise to them. 644 00:38:11,542 --> 00:38:13,377 We can't afford any more of your apologies. 645 00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:14,503 I know. Maybe if I... 646 00:38:14,545 --> 00:38:16,588 Damn it, Susan! Let it go, okay? 647 00:38:16,630 --> 00:38:19,258 I asked you to before, and you didn't, and look what happened. 648 00:38:19,299 --> 00:38:21,885 So I'll ask you again. Just let it go. 649 00:38:22,886 --> 00:38:24,555 Mike, wait. We should talk about this. 650 00:38:24,638 --> 00:38:27,140 I'm going to bed. I've got to work tomorrow. 651 00:38:27,724 --> 00:38:29,393 I'm buying a suit. 652 00:38:40,154 --> 00:38:41,238 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 653 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:44,783 (GASPS) 654 00:38:44,867 --> 00:38:45,993 Grandma! 655 00:38:47,911 --> 00:38:49,621 What are you doing here? 656 00:38:49,663 --> 00:38:53,959 You needn't be embarrassed, dear. Your mother's told me everything. 657 00:38:55,085 --> 00:38:56,837 It's great to see you. 658 00:38:57,629 --> 00:39:00,340 I hate this place. It's like baby jail. 659 00:39:00,424 --> 00:39:03,552 Oh. Well, that's what I've come to talk to you about. 660 00:39:04,094 --> 00:39:06,346 Perhaps it's time for you to leave. 661 00:39:07,681 --> 00:39:08,724 (SIGHS) 662 00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:15,522 MRS SIMS: Dylan, is that you? 663 00:39:16,023 --> 00:39:19,026 We have to talk. 664 00:39:28,911 --> 00:39:32,164 Hey, I'm glad you're home. 665 00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:36,210 I wanted to talk to you about Aunt Lilly. 666 00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:38,003 What about her? 667 00:39:39,838 --> 00:39:41,256 It was so weird. 668 00:39:42,049 --> 00:39:44,510 She called me into her room this afternoon 669 00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:46,386 and she started saying she knew why I didn't remember 670 00:39:46,470 --> 00:39:48,388 living on this street before. 671 00:39:48,555 --> 00:39:50,015 Oh, sweetie. 672 00:39:50,557 --> 00:39:52,809 Your Aunt Lilly is fading fast. 673 00:39:53,393 --> 00:39:56,230 Half the time she doesn't know what she's saying. 674 00:39:56,522 --> 00:39:57,564 (RATTLING) 675 00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:00,275 Was that her? 676 00:40:00,818 --> 00:40:03,237 No, I just checked on her. She's sleeping. 677 00:40:05,072 --> 00:40:09,117 You know, you have that recital in two weeks. Shouldn't you be practising? 678 00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:17,709 (CRYING) Dylan... 679 00:40:20,337 --> 00:40:22,214 Please... 680 00:40:23,674 --> 00:40:24,883 (CELLO PLAYING) 681 00:40:28,011 --> 00:40:29,096 (PANTING) 682 00:41:18,061 --> 00:41:19,771 (CELLO STOPS PLAYING) 683 00:41:30,824 --> 00:41:32,409 MARY ALICE: Pests. 684 00:41:32,451 --> 00:41:35,746 They come in all shapes and sizes, 685 00:41:36,371 --> 00:41:39,833 and disrupt our lives in a variety of ways. 686 00:41:42,252 --> 00:41:45,422 At first they're merely annoying 687 00:41:46,548 --> 00:41:48,884 and we do our best to ignore them. 688 00:41:51,678 --> 00:41:57,643 But if we don't take them seriously, they can become quite dangerous. 689 00:42:01,146 --> 00:42:05,484 For some, death seems to be the easiest solution. 690 00:42:12,282 --> 00:42:14,910 But the problem with pests 691 00:42:15,536 --> 00:42:20,791 is that what they leave behind is just as dangerous.