1 00:00:00,882 --> 00:00:04,559 Sync by n17t01, corrected by gloriabg www.Addic7ed.Com 2 00:00:20,161 --> 00:00:23,496 Newscaster: We now go live to our eye-in-the-sky hovercopter 3 00:00:23,564 --> 00:00:25,665 on the scene of that terrible hovercopter crash. 4 00:00:25,733 --> 00:00:26,833 Jim? 5 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:28,535 The news is not good. 6 00:00:28,602 --> 00:00:33,373 I've just learned that my final words were "back to you, Linda." 7 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,908 (Laughs) 8 00:00:34,975 --> 00:00:36,743 One for the blooper reel. 9 00:00:36,811 --> 00:00:39,012 Oh, the news is so violent. 10 00:00:39,079 --> 00:00:40,947 Let's watch Rachael Ray instead. 11 00:00:41,015 --> 00:00:43,383 Oh, no, wait, there might be chopping. 12 00:00:43,450 --> 00:00:44,717 God, what a wuss. 13 00:00:44,785 --> 00:00:47,854 Stop being such a spineless jellyfish. 14 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:49,856 You know full well I am more closely related 15 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:51,391 to the sea cucumber. 16 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:52,926 Not where it counts. 17 00:00:52,993 --> 00:00:54,661 (Whimpers) 18 00:00:54,728 --> 00:00:56,095 I hated Jim! 19 00:00:56,163 --> 00:00:59,465 In other news, our city's filthy, urine-soaked walls 20 00:00:59,533 --> 00:01:00,700 have been desecrated 21 00:01:00,768 --> 00:01:03,703 by a mysterious tile-work graffiti artist. 22 00:01:03,771 --> 00:01:05,405 Police have no leads as to who's 23 00:01:05,472 --> 00:01:08,441 behind this innovative scourge of public art. 24 00:01:09,877 --> 00:01:11,744 (Chuckling) 25 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:22,322 That is one sexy bridge abutment. 26 00:01:40,341 --> 00:01:42,208 Hyperchicken: Free corn? 27 00:01:42,276 --> 00:01:43,910 Well, that'll suit me just fine. 28 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:45,612 (Engine revs, tires screech) 29 00:01:45,679 --> 00:01:48,882 (Hyperchicken screams, car crashes) 30 00:01:56,924 --> 00:02:00,159 The key is knowing precisely where to strike. 31 00:02:00,227 --> 00:02:01,394 Oops. 32 00:02:01,462 --> 00:02:02,562 Well, well. 33 00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:05,498 Time to beat him his rights. 34 00:02:05,566 --> 00:02:07,066 Aah, oh, okay! 35 00:02:07,134 --> 00:02:08,501 (Grunting) 36 00:02:08,569 --> 00:02:11,271 You know, that don't look half bad on your buttocks. 37 00:02:11,338 --> 00:02:13,907 It does sort of class up the place. 38 00:02:13,974 --> 00:02:16,776 (Crickets chirping) 39 00:02:16,844 --> 00:02:20,146 (Clock chimes) Booming voice: The time is 4:00 A.M.! 40 00:02:20,214 --> 00:02:22,448 We've been arguing all night, Kif. 41 00:02:22,516 --> 00:02:24,250 Can't we go to bed? 42 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:25,885 Is that all you ever think about? 43 00:02:25,953 --> 00:02:28,187 I'm not just some piece of tofu, Amy. 44 00:02:28,255 --> 00:02:30,857 I need to know where we stand in our relationship. 45 00:02:30,925 --> 00:02:33,559 We're just going through a rough patch. 46 00:02:33,627 --> 00:02:35,194 It is not a patch. 47 00:02:35,262 --> 00:02:37,096 It's been ages, according to your wildly inappropriate 48 00:02:37,164 --> 00:02:39,365 hunk-of-the-month calendar. 49 00:02:39,433 --> 00:02:40,867 Leave Todd out of this. 50 00:02:40,935 --> 00:02:42,368 Thanks, babe. 51 00:02:42,436 --> 00:02:45,471 Also, today is Canadian Independence Day. 52 00:02:45,539 --> 00:02:47,340 (Plays wolf-whistle) 53 00:02:47,408 --> 00:02:48,641 (Groans) 54 00:02:48,709 --> 00:02:51,444 (Repeated burping sound) 55 00:02:51,512 --> 00:02:53,079 Oop, that's Bender's ringtone. 56 00:02:53,147 --> 00:02:54,814 I recognize the smell. 57 00:02:54,882 --> 00:02:56,149 Hello. 58 00:02:56,216 --> 00:02:58,184 Yo, Amy, I'm in the slammer. 59 00:02:58,252 --> 00:03:01,621 - Oh, no. - That's enough lip out of you, moneybags. 60 00:03:01,689 --> 00:03:03,456 Just get five grand and bail me out. 61 00:03:03,524 --> 00:03:04,991 I don't have that kind of money laying around. 62 00:03:05,059 --> 00:03:06,426 Yeah, you do. 63 00:03:06,493 --> 00:03:08,528 You know that floor safe where you keep ten grand? 64 00:03:08,595 --> 00:03:10,063 There's five grand in there. 65 00:03:10,130 --> 00:03:12,699 Don't make me wait. 66 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:19,238 Hey, Bender, 67 00:03:19,306 --> 00:03:20,974 you ever kill a man with a sock? 68 00:03:21,041 --> 00:03:22,275 It ain't so hard. 69 00:03:22,343 --> 00:03:25,511 (Screeching) (Gasping) 70 00:03:25,579 --> 00:03:27,880 I'd better carve a shiv for protection. 71 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:33,353 Rodriguez. 72 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:36,255 These two brothers bailed your ass out. 73 00:03:36,323 --> 00:03:37,724 Oh, thank God. 74 00:03:37,791 --> 00:03:40,626 Tell me, have things changed on the outside? 75 00:03:40,694 --> 00:03:42,028 Is food finally in pill form? 76 00:03:42,096 --> 00:03:43,262 What about pills? 77 00:03:43,330 --> 00:03:44,897 Are they in food form? 78 00:03:44,965 --> 00:03:48,101 Hey, hot stuff, I'm Larry the murder burglar. 79 00:03:48,168 --> 00:03:50,436 Hi, Larry, I like your tattoos. 80 00:03:50,504 --> 00:03:52,338 Amy, that man is a criminal. 81 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:55,174 I'm just checking out his tats. 82 00:03:58,479 --> 00:04:00,380 Amy: Sneato. 83 00:04:00,447 --> 00:04:01,714 I have one of my mom. 84 00:04:01,782 --> 00:04:04,350 - Want to see? - Sure. 85 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:07,520 (Exasperated fumfering) 86 00:04:11,992 --> 00:04:15,495 I just don't get why you have to flirt with every bad boy in sight. 87 00:04:15,562 --> 00:04:17,530 Quit exaggerating. 88 00:04:18,799 --> 00:04:21,401 Nobody move or sweet cheeks here gets it. 89 00:04:21,468 --> 00:04:25,004 (Giggles) Ooh, you're bad. 90 00:04:25,072 --> 00:04:26,906 (Kif groans) 91 00:04:26,974 --> 00:04:29,876 Mama said Spock you out. 92 00:04:29,943 --> 00:04:31,210 That's it, Amy. 93 00:04:31,278 --> 00:04:32,812 Pardon my language, but I have had it 94 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,947 with you ruffling my petticoats. 95 00:04:35,015 --> 00:04:36,549 You and I are through. 96 00:04:36,617 --> 00:04:37,984 (Gasps) 97 00:04:41,922 --> 00:04:45,324 Aw, here's a little song I wrote to cheer you up. 98 00:04:45,392 --> 00:04:49,529 It's called "Let's go already." 99 00:04:49,596 --> 00:04:54,517 Chewbacca's feet 100 00:04:55,204 --> 00:04:56,600 Iron man's underpants 101 00:04:57,136 --> 00:04:59,286 Elvis' pelvis 102 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,474 Calculon's Agent 103 00:05:01,842 --> 00:05:06,045 Here's to Amy: single, lonely, and fabulous. 104 00:05:06,113 --> 00:05:07,447 (Glasses clink, thunder rumbles) 105 00:05:09,149 --> 00:05:10,450 Thanks, everybody. 106 00:05:10,517 --> 00:05:12,485 Looks like I'm back in the game. 107 00:05:12,553 --> 00:05:14,020 Yeah, the game of old maid. 108 00:05:14,088 --> 00:05:15,221 (Laughs) 109 00:05:15,289 --> 00:05:17,290 Excuse me, sir, are those yours? 110 00:05:17,357 --> 00:05:18,624 You're damn right, 111 00:05:18,692 --> 00:05:20,159 and before you ask, this is mine, too. 112 00:05:20,227 --> 00:05:21,427 Where am I? 113 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,262 Is this TBS? 114 00:05:23,330 --> 00:05:24,564 Tough break, Amy. 115 00:05:24,631 --> 00:05:26,099 Are you and Kif getting divorced? 116 00:05:26,166 --> 00:05:28,267 No, technically we were fon-fon-rus, 117 00:05:28,335 --> 00:05:29,836 so we weren't really married. 118 00:05:29,903 --> 00:05:32,538 Wow, the interesting thing about that is... 119 00:05:32,606 --> 00:05:35,541 (Snoring) 120 00:05:35,609 --> 00:05:39,245 So, Amy, how can I phrase this delicately? 121 00:05:39,313 --> 00:05:42,115 Why did Kif dump you like a sack of yesterday's turds? 122 00:05:42,182 --> 00:05:44,050 He says I have a thing for bad boys. 123 00:05:44,118 --> 00:05:45,551 It's so stupid. 124 00:05:45,586 --> 00:05:48,354 The truth is often stupid. 125 00:05:48,422 --> 00:05:49,689 (Coughs) 126 00:05:49,756 --> 00:05:52,091 Bender, why do you have to be so mean to me? 127 00:05:52,159 --> 00:05:53,926 Shut up, baby, you love it. 128 00:05:53,994 --> 00:05:55,895 Don't tell me to shut up. 129 00:05:55,963 --> 00:05:58,131 You know what happened to the last guy who told me to shut up? 130 00:05:58,198 --> 00:05:59,499 What? 131 00:05:59,566 --> 00:06:02,735 (Sighs) That was great. 132 00:06:02,803 --> 00:06:03,936 Shut up. 133 00:06:04,004 --> 00:06:05,771 (Moans) Oh, yeah, come over here. 134 00:06:08,867 --> 00:06:12,904 Remember, love between a human and a robot is taboo. 135 00:06:12,971 --> 00:06:16,340 We can't tell anyone, not even our coworkers. 136 00:06:16,408 --> 00:06:18,609 Got it. I'll show the utmost discretion 137 00:06:18,677 --> 00:06:21,779 as we get nasty in this glass tube. 138 00:06:21,847 --> 00:06:23,147 (Both moaning) 139 00:06:23,215 --> 00:06:24,348 Ooh, yeah. 140 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:28,319 (Shuddering) 141 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:30,221 I think I'm coming down with circus-itis. 142 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:32,490 (Sneezes, clown horn honks) 143 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:35,193 I thought circus-itis only affected children. 144 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:36,828 Children of all ages. 145 00:06:36,895 --> 00:06:39,964 Bender, old friend, what's on your face? 146 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,766 Uh... blood. 147 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:45,436 Uh, you know... Shaving of the face beard. 148 00:06:45,504 --> 00:06:48,439 Amy, are those gear imprints on your sweatpants? 149 00:06:48,507 --> 00:06:51,008 Uh, maybe. So what? 150 00:06:51,076 --> 00:06:53,711 Well, I only brought it up 'cause Bender's wearing them. 151 00:06:53,779 --> 00:06:56,314 (Clears throat) Uh, I stole 'em from her. 152 00:06:56,381 --> 00:06:58,015 Yeah, that's it, call the cops. 153 00:06:58,083 --> 00:07:01,385 Oh, my swollen feet. 154 00:07:01,453 --> 00:07:04,522 I'd better take my pills. 155 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:08,860 Amy, I reckon sweet talk don't come natural to me, 156 00:07:08,927 --> 00:07:10,761 but of everyone I've ever dated, 157 00:07:10,829 --> 00:07:13,097 you are probably in the top ten. 158 00:07:13,165 --> 00:07:16,234 Aw, you always say just the wrong thing 159 00:07:16,301 --> 00:07:18,569 in just the right way. 160 00:07:18,637 --> 00:07:19,770 (Moans) 161 00:07:19,838 --> 00:07:21,339 Preacherbot: Sinners! 162 00:07:21,406 --> 00:07:24,642 Robosexuality is an abomination! 163 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:26,511 - Oy, this guy. - The good book sayeth... 164 00:07:26,578 --> 00:07:29,981 a robot shall not lie down with a human, 165 00:07:30,048 --> 00:07:31,716 nor do it standing up, 166 00:07:31,783 --> 00:07:33,851 nor at any angle in between. 167 00:07:33,919 --> 00:07:35,219 (Onlookers murmuring) Hey, he's right. 168 00:07:35,287 --> 00:07:36,687 - I don't like this. - ...In the good book. 169 00:07:36,755 --> 00:07:38,422 Look, a single mother! Let's get her! 170 00:07:38,490 --> 00:07:41,392 (All yelling angrily) 171 00:07:52,838 --> 00:07:56,541 Professor: Quickly, into the ship's basement! 172 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:00,645 Now then, as you all know, 173 00:08:00,712 --> 00:08:03,581 the county fair is approaching once again, 174 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:07,418 so I'm preparing my entry of pickled winds and weathers. 175 00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:10,755 I've got sunny, snow flurries, hail with onions, 176 00:08:10,822 --> 00:08:14,625 even my grandmother's cranberry-raisin typhoon, 177 00:08:14,693 --> 00:08:16,294 but no tornado. 178 00:08:16,361 --> 00:08:18,296 I'll be damned if I let Mrs. Girdleson take 179 00:08:18,363 --> 00:08:20,264 the blue ribbon again. 180 00:08:22,434 --> 00:08:24,268 That's why I need you folks 181 00:08:24,336 --> 00:08:27,405 to get out there and harvest a nice ripe one. 182 00:08:27,472 --> 00:08:29,774 This cattle prod should help. 183 00:08:29,841 --> 00:08:31,008 How will that...? Aah! 184 00:08:31,076 --> 00:08:32,210 Get out there! 185 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:36,814 Is everybody in position?! 186 00:08:36,882 --> 00:08:37,982 What?! 187 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:39,483 Is someone talking?! 188 00:08:39,551 --> 00:08:41,919 Okay, good! On three! 189 00:08:41,987 --> 00:08:43,087 One! 190 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:44,622 What did she say?! 191 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:47,358 - Two! - Wait, I'm not in position! 192 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:50,828 - Three! - I'm ready for the countdown! 193 00:08:50,896 --> 00:08:52,129 I'm not hearing anyone! 194 00:08:52,197 --> 00:08:53,698 Abort mission! 195 00:08:53,765 --> 00:08:55,333 She said go! 196 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,567 (All screaming) 197 00:09:05,677 --> 00:09:07,245 Good work, everyone. 198 00:09:07,312 --> 00:09:09,947 Honestly, that went better than I expected. 199 00:09:10,015 --> 00:09:11,115 I just need to reduce it 200 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:13,584 down into this pickle jar, 201 00:09:13,652 --> 00:09:18,055 toss in a bay leaf to impress those stupid judges... 202 00:09:18,123 --> 00:09:20,591 Hey, where's Amy and Bender? 203 00:09:20,659 --> 00:09:23,060 They're missing out on some hot pickle action. 204 00:09:23,128 --> 00:09:24,262 (Slurps) 205 00:09:26,698 --> 00:09:28,633 (Bender and Amy moaning) 206 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:30,768 Sounds like a muskrat's caught in there. 207 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:33,004 That's Amy's sweatshirt. 208 00:09:33,071 --> 00:09:35,573 And that's Bender's hat from the playah's ball! 209 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:37,341 Sweet tornado of Barbado. 210 00:09:37,409 --> 00:09:39,810 Amy and Bender have been torn to shreds. 211 00:09:39,878 --> 00:09:41,479 (All gasp) 212 00:09:41,546 --> 00:09:42,747 (Accordion plays note) 213 00:09:42,814 --> 00:09:44,815 Oh, the humanity. 214 00:09:44,883 --> 00:09:46,150 Also Bender. 215 00:09:47,319 --> 00:09:49,654 Wha...? 216 00:09:49,721 --> 00:09:50,988 (Both moaning passionately) 217 00:09:51,056 --> 00:09:54,392 (Giggling) 218 00:09:54,459 --> 00:09:56,661 - Wha... - Guh-oh. 219 00:09:56,728 --> 00:09:58,629 What's going on here?! 220 00:09:58,697 --> 00:10:01,966 Uh... nothing. 221 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:04,835 A pair of deviant robosexuals?! 222 00:10:04,903 --> 00:10:06,337 Not under my roof. 223 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:08,105 What about on the roof? 224 00:10:08,173 --> 00:10:11,542 - Get your mind out of the gutter. - What about in the gutter? 225 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:15,012 Professor, there's nothing wrong with robosexuality. 226 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,648 Yeah, when the lights go out, it's nobody's business 227 00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:20,184 what goes on between two consenting adults. 228 00:10:20,252 --> 00:10:21,552 Or one. 229 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,287 Thanks, guys. 230 00:10:23,355 --> 00:10:25,956 Everything will be okay as long as my parents don't find out. 231 00:10:26,024 --> 00:10:27,658 Zai jian. 232 00:10:27,726 --> 00:10:30,895 (Whistling) 233 00:10:30,962 --> 00:10:32,496 (Doorbell rings) 234 00:10:34,299 --> 00:10:36,067 Mom?! Dad?! 235 00:10:36,134 --> 00:10:37,335 Come home, Amy. 236 00:10:37,402 --> 00:10:38,602 It your decision. 237 00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:40,738 We can't make you. 238 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:43,808 (Shrieks) Attagirl. 239 00:10:45,677 --> 00:10:48,379 (Whistling) 240 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:50,948 Uh-oh, not the innocent whistling. 241 00:10:51,016 --> 00:10:53,017 (Doorbell rings) 242 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,018 Repent! 243 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:56,053 Oy, this guy. (Grunts) 244 00:11:00,171 --> 00:11:01,954 Wong ranch no brokebacking 245 00:11:02,292 --> 00:11:03,127 Inez: Look, we're your family, 246 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,629 and if you can't talk about your problem with us, 247 00:11:05,697 --> 00:11:06,731 that would be great. 248 00:11:06,798 --> 00:11:08,099 I don't have a problem! 249 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:09,667 I'm in a happy relationship 250 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:11,535 that just happens to be robosex... 251 00:11:11,603 --> 00:11:14,071 You finish that word, you kill your parents! 252 00:11:14,139 --> 00:11:15,606 (Squeaking) 253 00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:17,541 Low wine level detected. 254 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:19,810 Thank you. 255 00:11:19,878 --> 00:11:21,779 Stop seducing him, you hussy! 256 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,347 Dad, gleesh! 257 00:11:23,415 --> 00:11:25,082 I'm attracted to Bender, 258 00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:28,052 not this emotionless wine bucket! 259 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,887 ♪ ♪ 260 00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:32,523 Hopes... deleted. 261 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,658 Preacherbot: Robotic brothers, 262 00:11:34,726 --> 00:11:39,764 the path to robot hell is paved with human flesh! 263 00:11:39,831 --> 00:11:40,464 Neat! 264 00:11:40,532 --> 00:11:41,499 Over the course 265 00:11:41,566 --> 00:11:43,167 of this escape-proof workshop 266 00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:46,971 your software will be reprogrammed through prayer. 267 00:11:47,038 --> 00:11:49,874 And by some tech-support guys in India. 268 00:11:49,941 --> 00:11:52,676 But I read in Esquire magazine that some robots 269 00:11:52,744 --> 00:11:54,912 are hard-wired to be robosexual. 270 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,848 Don't believe those lies, son! 271 00:11:57,916 --> 00:12:01,585 The only lies worth believing are the ones in the Bible. 272 00:12:01,653 --> 00:12:02,753 Can I get a amen? 273 00:12:02,821 --> 00:12:05,389 I'll take-a three men. Holla! 274 00:12:08,059 --> 00:12:09,226 Come on, Amy. 275 00:12:09,294 --> 00:12:11,195 Pick a male human already. 276 00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:12,863 I want to be a grandmother... 277 00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:15,666 - ...nine months from five minutes from now. - Cut it out, mom! 278 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:19,503 I'm not interested in any of these gross, ugly losers! 279 00:12:19,571 --> 00:12:22,640 What about this gross, ugly, smelly loser? 280 00:12:22,707 --> 00:12:24,041 Fry! What you doing here? 281 00:12:24,109 --> 00:12:25,543 I'm here to rescue Amy... 282 00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:28,546 Uh, from her robosexual desire. 283 00:12:28,613 --> 00:12:32,516 If I understand you correctly, I've seen the error of my ways? 284 00:12:33,852 --> 00:12:35,386 Look at all that awkward winking? 285 00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,221 It must be love! 286 00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,557 (Deep whooshing) 287 00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:41,926 My parents may be evil, 288 00:12:41,993 --> 00:12:43,494 but at least they're stupid. 289 00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:46,230 In this phase, 290 00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:49,266 you will literally wrestle with your demons. 291 00:12:49,334 --> 00:12:52,269 Your shapely, buxom, human demons. 292 00:12:52,337 --> 00:12:55,206 Look at the rack on that one! 293 00:12:55,273 --> 00:12:57,741 I mean... That one on the rack! 294 00:12:57,809 --> 00:12:58,742 (Blows whistle) 295 00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:00,244 (Grunting) 296 00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:01,779 (Grunting, moaning) 297 00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:02,880 Preacherbot: Good! 298 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,882 That's very good. 299 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,717 Okay, everybody switch demons. 300 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:09,153 No point in staying with just one demon. 301 00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:11,622 (Clattering, thumping) 302 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:14,291 (Grunting, giggling) 303 00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:16,093 Now, work it hard! 304 00:13:16,161 --> 00:13:20,698 Harder! Till the sin explodes outcha! 305 00:13:20,765 --> 00:13:23,033 Mmm... mercy. 306 00:13:23,101 --> 00:13:25,469 Okay, the Lord's work is done. 307 00:13:25,537 --> 00:13:28,839 Now, now, cuddle, cuddle with your demons. 308 00:13:28,907 --> 00:13:31,141 (Moaning) 309 00:13:31,209 --> 00:13:34,044 Oh, Amy, I wonder where you are right now. 310 00:13:34,112 --> 00:13:37,281 Amy (Whispers): I'm inside the dummy to rescue you! 311 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:38,949 Well, that answers that. 312 00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:41,318 Wait, wha...? Amy?! 313 00:13:41,386 --> 00:13:42,920 (Bender moaning passionately) 314 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,555 Fry: Ow, ow, ow, ow! Leela: Aah! 315 00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:46,524 Leela: Bender, be careful! 316 00:13:46,591 --> 00:13:48,759 Fry? Leela? You're in there, too?! 317 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,094 Blech! 318 00:13:50,161 --> 00:13:52,763 Professor: I guess we should have waited in the ship. 319 00:13:54,866 --> 00:13:56,800 Professor: Aw, phooey! 320 00:13:56,868 --> 00:13:58,536 Listen up, everybody, 321 00:13:58,603 --> 00:14:01,272 I love Amy, and I'm tired of pussyfootcupping around. 322 00:14:01,339 --> 00:14:05,509 I finally found someone I want to spend the rest of her life with. 323 00:14:05,577 --> 00:14:06,810 Amy... 324 00:14:06,878 --> 00:14:08,846 (Mechanical whirring) 325 00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:10,114 (Gasps) 326 00:14:10,181 --> 00:14:13,417 Will you marry me? 327 00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:15,252 Yes! Yes! 328 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,354 (Others cheering) 329 00:14:17,422 --> 00:14:21,392 Oh, I'm just glad I didn't live to see this day. 330 00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:23,761 Hey, wait a second. 331 00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:26,063 (Faint heartbeat) 332 00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:29,767 Noooo...! 333 00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:34,724 So, it's a stone. 334 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:35,892 Is it real? 335 00:14:37,027 --> 00:14:38,428 (Scraping) 336 00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:40,863 Hooray! 337 00:14:40,931 --> 00:14:42,365 Hooray denied! 338 00:14:42,433 --> 00:14:46,869 Need I remind you that robosexual marriage is illegal? 339 00:14:46,937 --> 00:14:48,504 Not in Space Massachusetts. 340 00:14:48,572 --> 00:14:51,007 You mean Space-Tax-Achusetts? 341 00:14:51,075 --> 00:14:52,542 No chance, stretch pants! 342 00:14:52,609 --> 00:14:55,611 We're gonna fight to legalize it right here! 343 00:14:55,679 --> 00:14:58,214 (Jamaican accent): Yah, mon! You got to legalize it! 344 00:14:58,282 --> 00:15:00,883 We're talking about robosexual marriage. 345 00:15:00,951 --> 00:15:02,385 We're talking about lots of stuff. 346 00:15:02,453 --> 00:15:05,888 (Percussive dance music playing) 347 00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:17,233 Cool. Can you turn into a race car? 348 00:15:17,301 --> 00:15:19,702 Nah, I'm just a pre-op transformer. 349 00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:21,437 Thank you for coming, everyone. 350 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:24,007 We're all having some good, clean fun here. 351 00:15:24,074 --> 00:15:26,609 Squeaky, squishy clean. (Giggles) 352 00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:31,114 But it's time to discuss a pressing issue... 353 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:34,283 the right to marry who or what we want! 354 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,753 (Cheering, shouting) Jamaican man: Legalize it! 355 00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:39,589 Every other couple has the right to marry. 356 00:15:39,656 --> 00:15:42,558 Robot and fembot, man and woman, 357 00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:44,360 man and man. 358 00:15:44,428 --> 00:15:46,696 Our poodle has two daddies! 359 00:15:46,764 --> 00:15:49,399 Interracial, interplanetary, 360 00:15:49,466 --> 00:15:51,768 even ghost and horse, 361 00:15:51,835 --> 00:15:53,870 but not robot and human! 362 00:15:53,937 --> 00:15:55,138 (All booing) 363 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:58,074 (Ghostly moaning): Ooh... 364 00:15:58,142 --> 00:16:00,510 That's why we're introducing this ballot initiative 365 00:16:00,577 --> 00:16:03,646 to legalize robosexual marriage! 366 00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:05,982 (All cheering) 367 00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:10,119 If you hate intolerance and being punched in the face by me, 368 00:16:10,187 --> 00:16:14,157 please support Proposition Infinity! 369 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,725 ♪ ♪ 370 00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:18,094 (pop, air hissing) 371 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,197 (Arms whipping through air) 372 00:16:21,265 --> 00:16:22,465 (Chuckles) 373 00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:23,466 (Gasps) 374 00:16:25,102 --> 00:16:27,270 ♪ ♪ 375 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:33,309 As election day nears, Prop Infinity appears doomed 376 00:16:33,377 --> 00:16:34,677 to certain defeat. 377 00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:37,513 (Yelling): Doomed...! 378 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:40,550 More fair and balanced coverage after a word from our sponsor, 379 00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:42,285 No on Infinity, 380 00:16:42,352 --> 00:16:44,220 (deep whooshing, rumbling) 381 00:16:44,288 --> 00:16:46,022 A storm is gathering. 382 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,723 A storm of robosexual marriage 383 00:16:47,791 --> 00:16:50,359 that will rain down on us like fire. 384 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,261 It's probably a firestorm. 385 00:16:52,329 --> 00:16:54,530 If robosexual marriage becomes legal, 386 00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:58,067 imagine the horrible things that will happen to our children, 387 00:16:58,135 --> 00:16:59,702 then imagine we said those things, 388 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,504 since we couldn't think of any. 389 00:17:01,572 --> 00:17:04,107 As a mother, those things worry me. 390 00:17:04,174 --> 00:17:05,741 Man: Vote no on Infinity. 391 00:17:05,809 --> 00:17:07,643 Paid for by the Farnsworth Foundation. 392 00:17:07,711 --> 00:17:11,247 We can't compete against that much stock footage of clouds! 393 00:17:11,315 --> 00:17:12,315 We're boned! 394 00:17:12,382 --> 00:17:14,684 Ah, but we still have one hope... 395 00:17:14,751 --> 00:17:16,586 my big televised debate! 396 00:17:16,653 --> 00:17:18,521 I'm our A in the hole! 397 00:17:18,589 --> 00:17:20,623 Professor, who's debating for your side? 398 00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:21,991 Oh, that guy, um... 399 00:17:22,059 --> 00:17:24,994 You know, I... I forget his name. 400 00:17:25,062 --> 00:17:27,063 That's him! 401 00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:29,966 Good evening. I'm George Takei's head and neck, 402 00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:31,701 your host for tonight's debate. 403 00:17:31,768 --> 00:17:33,469 You may applaud. 404 00:17:33,537 --> 00:17:35,705 (Cheering) 405 00:17:35,772 --> 00:17:37,707 We flipped a coin before the debate, 406 00:17:37,774 --> 00:17:40,776 and Bender stole it, so we'll start with it. 407 00:17:40,844 --> 00:17:43,646 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I... 408 00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:46,082 Oops. Sorry, heh... force of habit. 409 00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:48,718 ♪ ♪ I support this proposition 410 00:17:48,785 --> 00:17:52,722 because I love a goopy, flesh-and-blood woman, 411 00:17:52,789 --> 00:17:55,224 and, not surprisingly, she loves me. 412 00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:57,894 This is a simple matter 413 00:17:57,961 --> 00:18:01,197 of justice, which I'm not normally for. 414 00:18:01,265 --> 00:18:03,533 So please, vote yes. 415 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:07,203 After all, our love isn't any different from yours... 416 00:18:07,271 --> 00:18:09,539 except it's hotter, 'cause I'm involved. 417 00:18:09,606 --> 00:18:11,941 (Applause) 418 00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:14,844 I haven't heard such an eloquent speech 419 00:18:14,912 --> 00:18:18,214 since Bill Shatner explained why he couldn't pay me back. 420 00:18:18,282 --> 00:18:20,149 Rebuttal, Professor? 421 00:18:20,217 --> 00:18:23,619 This four-dollar coffeepot talks about love, 422 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,088 but what he describes is perversion! 423 00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:27,156 You wouldn't know perversion 424 00:18:27,224 --> 00:18:29,192 if it put clamps on your testicles! 425 00:18:29,259 --> 00:18:32,528 You're just jealous, 'cause you've never known true love. 426 00:18:32,596 --> 00:18:36,032 Oh, no? Back when I was full of piss and vinegar, 427 00:18:36,099 --> 00:18:37,466 and my bed wasn't, 428 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:40,002 I feel in love with the sweetest girl 429 00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:43,339 ever to skip through a field of posie. 430 00:18:43,407 --> 00:18:45,107 Her name was Eunice, 431 00:18:45,175 --> 00:18:48,144 and we spent out blissful days working in a lab, 432 00:18:48,212 --> 00:18:50,546 developing a poison to wipe out 433 00:18:50,614 --> 00:18:53,316 that dreadful posie infestation. 434 00:18:55,152 --> 00:18:57,653 I thought our love would last forever. 435 00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:58,621 But then, 436 00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:01,991 43 years later, she left me... 437 00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:04,660 (Voice breaks): for a robot! 438 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,830 (Sobbing) 439 00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:12,969 How could she do that to me, her Farnypoo! 440 00:19:13,036 --> 00:19:14,303 That's it? 441 00:19:14,371 --> 00:19:15,905 You hate robosexuals 442 00:19:15,973 --> 00:19:18,808 'cause your girlfriend left you for a robot?! 443 00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,310 She didn't just leave me for a robot, 444 00:19:21,378 --> 00:19:23,179 she was a robot! 445 00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:24,180 (Crowd gasps) 446 00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,481 (Both gasp) 447 00:19:25,549 --> 00:19:26,616 (High-pitched sobbing) 448 00:19:26,683 --> 00:19:29,285 Oh, God, her name wasn't Eunice, 449 00:19:29,353 --> 00:19:31,020 it was Unit! 450 00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:34,290 Unit 47! 451 00:19:34,358 --> 00:19:37,526 (Clunking) 452 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,296 My heart was broken, and like a bitter old 453 00:19:40,364 --> 00:19:44,567 picklepuss, I took it out on robosexuals everywhere. 454 00:19:44,635 --> 00:19:46,936 I'm so ashamed! 455 00:19:48,372 --> 00:19:50,773 At the risk of losing this debate, 456 00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:54,910 I beg you, support Proposition Infinity! 457 00:19:54,978 --> 00:19:56,646 (Cheering) 458 00:19:56,713 --> 00:19:58,814 Give me a hug! 459 00:19:58,882 --> 00:20:01,317 I, too, am hugging them in spirit. 460 00:20:01,385 --> 00:20:04,353 And now they're hugging me back. 461 00:20:04,421 --> 00:20:07,323 Oh, my. 462 00:20:07,391 --> 00:20:09,859 ♪ ♪ 463 00:20:09,926 --> 00:20:11,594 TV newswoman: In a stunning turnabout, 464 00:20:11,662 --> 00:20:14,297 voters have approved Proposition Infinity. 465 00:20:14,364 --> 00:20:16,632 Robosexual marriage is now legal. 466 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:20,136 What's next, gay robosexual marriage? 467 00:20:20,203 --> 00:20:21,904 (Cheering) 468 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,406 We did it, honey! 469 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,108 Finally, we can have a legal, monogamous marriage, 470 00:20:26,176 --> 00:20:27,443 like everyone else! 471 00:20:27,511 --> 00:20:28,978 Whoo-hoo! Yeah... 472 00:20:29,046 --> 00:20:30,479 Monogamous? 473 00:20:30,547 --> 00:20:32,181 (Birds chirping) 474 00:20:32,249 --> 00:20:33,783 (Slurping) 475 00:20:33,850 --> 00:20:37,253 Radio deejay: And now, a long-distance dedication 476 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:40,823 from a squishy green bad boy to his pink pork dumpling... 477 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,792 at number 12, (Motorcycle revving) 478 00:20:42,859 --> 00:20:44,493 It's Wailing Fungus 479 00:20:44,561 --> 00:20:47,129 with... "Shut up and love me." 480 00:20:47,197 --> 00:20:48,798 (Rock playing) 481 00:20:57,572 --> 00:21:00,075 Sync by n17t01, corrected by gloriabg www.Addic7ed.Com