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We now go live to our
eye-in-the-sky hovercopter

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on the scene of that
terrible hovercopter crash.

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Jim?

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The news is not good.

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I've just learned that my final
words were "Back to you, Linda."

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One for the blooper reel.

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Oh, the news is so violent.

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Let's watch Rachael Ray instead.

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Oh, no, wait,
there might be chopping.

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God, what a wuss.

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Stop being such a
spineless jellyfish.

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You know full well I
am more closely related

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to the sea cucumber.

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Not where it counts.

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I hated Jim!

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In other news, our city's filthy,
urine-soaked walls

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have been desecrated

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by a mysterious tile-work
graffiti artist.

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Police have no leads as to who's

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behind this innovative
scourge of public art.

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That is one sexy bridge abutment.

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Free corn?

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Well, that'll suit me just fine.

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The key is knowing
precisely where to strike.

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Oops.

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Well, well.

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Time to beat him his rights.

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Aah, oh, okay!

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You know, that don't look
half bad on your buttocks.

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It does sort of class up the place.

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The time is 4:00 a.m.!

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We've been arguing all night, Kif.

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Can't we go to bed?

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Is that all you ever think about?

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I'm not just some
piece of tofu, Amy.

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I need to know where we
stand in our relationship.

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We're just going
through a rough patch.

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It is not a patch.

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It's been ages, according
to your wildly inappropriate

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hunk-of-the-month calendar.

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Leave Todd out of this.

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Thanks, babe.

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Also, today is Canadian
Independence Day.

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Oop, that's Bender's ringtone.

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I recognize the smell.

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Hello.

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Yo, Amy, I'm in the slammer.

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- Oh, no.
- That's enough lip out of you, moneybags.

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Just get five grand
and bail me out.

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I don't have that kind
of money laying around.

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Yeah, you do.

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You know that floor safe
where you keep ten grand?

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There's five grand in there.

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Don't make me wait.

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Hey, Bender,

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you ever kill a man with a sock?

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It ain't so hard.

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I'd better carve a
shiv for protection.

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Rodriguez.

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These two brothers
bailed your ass out.

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Oh, thank God.

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Tell me, have things
changed on the outside?

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Is food finally in pill form?

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What about pills?

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Are they in food form?

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Hey, hot stuff,
I'm Larry the murder burglar.

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Hi, Larry, I like your tattoos.

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Amy, that man is a criminal.

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I'm just checking out his tats.

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Sneato.

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I have one of my mom.

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- Want to see?
- Sure.

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I just don't get why you have to
flirt with every bad boy in sight.

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Quit exaggerating.

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Nobody move or sweet
cheeks here gets it.

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Ooh, you're bad.

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Mama said spock you out.

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That's it, Amy.

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Pardon my language,
but I have had it

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with you ruffling my petticoats.

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You and I are through.

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Aw, here's a little song
I wrote to cheer you up.

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It's called "Let's go already."

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Here's to Amy: single,
lonely, and fabulous.

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Thanks, everybody.

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Looks like I'm back in the game.

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Yeah, the game of old maid.

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Excuse me, sir, are those yours?

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You're damn right,

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and before you ask,
this is mine, too.

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Where am I?

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Is this TBS?

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Tough break, Amy.

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Are you and Kif getting divorced?

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No, technically we
were fon-fon-rus,

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so we weren't really married.

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Wow, the interesting
thing about that is...

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So, Amy, how can I
phrase this delicately?

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Why did Kif dump you like a
sack of yesterday's turds?

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He says I have a
thing for bad boys.

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It's so stupid.

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The truth is often stupid.

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Bender, why do you have
to be so mean to me?

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Shut up, baby, you love it.

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Don't tell me to shut up.

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You know what happened to the
last guy who told me to shut up?

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What?

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That was great.

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Shut up.

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Oh, yeah, come over here.

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Remember, love between a
human and a robot is taboo.

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We can't tell anyone,
not even our coworkers.

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Got it. I'll show the
utmost discretion

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as we get nasty in this glass tube.

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Ooh, yeah.

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I think I'm coming
down with circus-itis.

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I thought circus-itis
only affected children.

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Children of all ages.

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Bender, old friend,
what's on your face?

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Uh... blood.

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Uh, you know...
Shaving of the face beard.

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Amy, are those gear
imprints on your sweatpants?

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Uh, maybe. So what?

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Well, I only brought it up
'cause Bender's wearing them.

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Uh, I stole 'em from her.

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Yeah, that's it, call the cops.

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Oh, my swollen feet.

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I'd better take my pills.

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Amy, I reckon sweet talk
don't come natural to me,

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but of everyone I've ever dated,

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you are probably in the top ten.

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Aw, you always say
just the wrong thing

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in just the right way.

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Sinners!

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Robosexuality is an abomination!

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- Oy, this guy.
- The good book sayeth...

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a robot shall not lie
down with a human,

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nor do it standing up,

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nor at any angle in between.

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Hey, he's right.

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- I don't like this.
- ...In the good book.

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Look, a single mother!
Let's get her!

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 Quickly, into the
ship's basement!

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Now then, as you all know,

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the county fair is
approaching once again,

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so I'm preparing my entry of
pickled winds and weathers.

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I've got sunny, snow flurries,
hail with onions,

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even my grandmother's
cranberry-raisin typhoon,

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but no tornado.

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I'll be damned if I let
Mrs. Girdleson take

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the blue ribbon again.

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That's why I need you folks

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to get out there and
harvest a nice ripe one.

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This cattle prod should help.

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How will that...? Aah!

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Get out there!

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Is everybody in position?!

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What?!

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Is someone talking?!

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Okay, good! On three!

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One!

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What did she say?!

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- Two!
- Wait, I'm not in position!

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- Three!
- I'm ready for the countdown!

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I'm not hearing anyone!

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Abort mission!

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She said go!

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Good work, everyone.

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Honestly, that went
better than I expected.

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I just need to reduce it

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down into this pickle jar,

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toss in a bay leaf to impress
those stupid judges...

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Hey, where's Amy and Bender?

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They're missing out on
some hot pickle action.

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Sounds like a muskrat's
caught in there.

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That's Amy's sweatshirt.

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And that's Bender's hat
from the playah's ball!

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Sweet tornados of Barbados.

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Amy and Bender have
been torn to shreds.

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Oh, the humanity.

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Also Bender.

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Wha...?

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- Wha...
- Guh-oh.

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What's going on here?!

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Uh... nothing.

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A pair of deviant robosexuals?!

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Not under my roof.

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What about on the roof?

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- Get your mind out of the gutter.
- What about in the gutter?

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Professor, there's nothing
wrong with robosexuality.

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Yeah, when the lights go out,
it's nobody's business

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what goes on between
two consenting adults.

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Or one.

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Thanks, guys.

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Everything will be okay as long
as my parents don't find out.

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Zai jian.

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Mom?! Dad?!

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Come home, Amy.

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It your decision.

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We can't make you.

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Attagirl.

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Uh-oh, not the innocent whistling.

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Repent!

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Oy, this guy.

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Look, we're your family,

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and if you can't talk about
your problem with us,

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that would be great.

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I don't have a problem!

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I'm in a happy relationship

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that just happens to be robosex...

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You finish that word,
you kill your parents!

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Low wine level detected.

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Thank you.

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Stop seducing him, you hussy!

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Dad, gleesh!

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I'm attracted to Bender,

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not this emotionless wine bucket!

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Hopes... deleted.

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Robotic brothers,

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the path to robot hell is
paved with human flesh!

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Neat!

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Over the course

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of this escape-proof workshop

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your software will be
reprogrammed through prayer.

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And by some tech-support
guys in India.

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But I read in Esqwired magazine
that some robots

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are hard-wired to be robosexual.

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Don't believe those lies, son!

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The only lies worth believing
are the ones in the Bible.

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Can I get an amen?

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I'll take-a three men. Holla!

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Come on, Amy.

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Pick a male human already.

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I want to be a grandmother...

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- ...nine months from five minutes from now.
- Cut it out, mom!

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I'm not interested in any
of these gross, ugly losers!

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What about
this gross, ugly, smelly loser?

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Fry! What you doing here?

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I'm here to rescue Amy...

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Uh, from her robosexual desire.

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If I understand you correctly,
I've seen the error of my ways?

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Look at all that awkward winking?

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It must be love!

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My parents may be evil,

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but at least they're stupid.

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In this phase,

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you will literally
wrestle with your demons.

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Your shapely, buxom, human demons.

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Look at the rack on that one!

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I mean... That one on the rack!

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Good!

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That's very good.

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Okay, everybody switch demons.

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No point in staying
with just one demon.

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Now, work it hard!

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Harder! Till the sin
explodes outcha!

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Mmm... mercy.

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Okay, the Lord's work is done.

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Now, now, cuddle,
cuddle with your demons.

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Oh, Amy, I wonder where
you are right now.

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Amy I'm inside the
dummy to rescue you!

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00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:38,949
Well, that answers that.

264
00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:41,318
Wait, wha...? Amy?!

265
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,555
- Ow, ow, ow, ow!
- Aah!

266
00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:46,524
Bender, be careful!

267
00:13:46,591 --> 00:13:48,759
Fry? Leela? You're in there, too?!

268
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,094
Blech!

269
00:13:50,161 --> 00:13:52,763
I guess we should have
waited in the ship.

270
00:13:54,866 --> 00:13:56,800
Aw, phooey!

271
00:13:56,868 --> 00:13:58,536
Listen up, everybody,

272
00:13:58,603 --> 00:14:01,272
I love Amy, and I'm tired
of pussyfootcupping around.

273
00:14:01,339 --> 00:14:05,509
I finally found someone I want to
spend the rest of her life with.

274
00:14:05,577 --> 00:14:06,810
Amy...

275
00:14:10,181 --> 00:14:13,417
Will you marry me?

276
00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:15,252
Yes! Yes!

277
00:14:17,422 --> 00:14:21,392
Oh, I'm just glad I didn't
live to see this day.

278
00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:23,761
Hey, wait a second.

279
00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:29,767
Noooo...!

280
00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:34,724
So, it's a stone.

281
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:35,892
Is it real?

282
00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:40,863
Hooray!

283
00:14:40,931 --> 00:14:42,365
Hooray denied!

284
00:14:42,433 --> 00:14:46,869
Need I remind you that
robosexual marriage is illegal?

285
00:14:46,937 --> 00:14:48,504
Not in Space Massachusetts.

286
00:14:48,572 --> 00:14:51,007
You mean Space-Tax-Achusetts?

287
00:14:51,075 --> 00:14:52,542
No chance, stretch pants!

288
00:14:52,609 --> 00:14:55,611
We're gonna fight to
legalize it right here!

289
00:14:55,679 --> 00:14:58,214
Yah, mon! You got to legalize it!

290
00:14:58,282 --> 00:15:00,883
We're talking about
robosexual marriage.

291
00:15:00,951 --> 00:15:02,385
We're talking about lots of stuff.

292
00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:17,233
Cool. Can you turn into a race car?

293
00:15:17,301 --> 00:15:19,702
Nah, I'm just a pre-op transformer.

294
00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:21,437
Thank you for coming, everyone.

295
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:24,007
We're all having some good,
clean fun here.

296
00:15:24,074 --> 00:15:26,609
Squeaky, squishy clean.

297
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:31,114
But it's time to discuss
a pressing issue...

298
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:34,283
the right to marry
who or what we want!

299
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,753
Legalize it!

300
00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:39,589
Every other couple has
the right to marry.

301
00:15:39,656 --> 00:15:42,558
Robot and fembot, man and woman,

302
00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:44,360
man and man.

303
00:15:44,428 --> 00:15:46,696
Our poodle has two daddies!

304
00:15:46,764 --> 00:15:49,399
Interracial, interplanetary,

305
00:15:49,466 --> 00:15:51,768
even ghost and horse,

306
00:15:51,835 --> 00:15:53,870
but not robot and human!

307
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:58,074
Ooh...

308
00:15:58,142 --> 00:16:00,510
That's why we're introducing
this ballot initiative

309
00:16:00,577 --> 00:16:03,646
to legalize robosexual marriage!

310
00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:10,119
If you hate intolerance and
being punched in the face by me,

311
00:16:10,187 --> 00:16:14,157
please support
Proposition Infinity!

312
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:33,309
As election day nears,
Prop Infinity appears doomed

313
00:16:33,377 --> 00:16:34,677
to certain defeat.

314
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:37,513
Doomed...!

315
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:40,550
More fair and balanced coverage
after a word from our sponsor,

316
00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:42,285
No on Infinity.

317
00:16:44,288 --> 00:16:46,022
A storm is gathering.

318
00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,723
A storm of robosexual marriage

319
00:16:47,791 --> 00:16:50,359
that will rain down
on us like fire.

320
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,261
It's probably a firestorm.

321
00:16:52,329 --> 00:16:54,530
If robosexual marriage
becomes legal,

322
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:58,067
imagine the horrible things that
will happen to our children,

323
00:16:58,135 --> 00:16:59,702
then imagine we said those things,

324
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,504
since we couldn't think of any.

325
00:17:01,572 --> 00:17:04,107
As a mother, those things worry me.

326
00:17:04,174 --> 00:17:05,741
Vote no on Infinity.

327
00:17:05,809 --> 00:17:07,643
Paid for by the Farnsworth
Foundation.

328
00:17:07,711 --> 00:17:11,247
We can't compete against that
much stock footage of clouds!

329
00:17:11,315 --> 00:17:12,315
We're boned!

330
00:17:12,382 --> 00:17:14,684
Ah, but we still have one hope...

331
00:17:14,751 --> 00:17:16,586
my big televised debate!

332
00:17:16,653 --> 00:17:18,521
I'm our A in the hole!

333
00:17:18,589 --> 00:17:20,623
Professor, who's
debating for your side?

334
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:21,991
Oh, that guy, um...

335
00:17:22,059 --> 00:17:24,994
You know, I... I forget his name.

336
00:17:25,062 --> 00:17:27,063
That's him!

337
00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:29,966
Good evening. I'm George
Takei's head and neck,

338
00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:31,701
your host for tonight's debate.

339
00:17:31,768 --> 00:17:33,469
You may applaud.

340
00:17:35,772 --> 00:17:37,707
We flipped a coin
before the debate,

341
00:17:37,774 --> 00:17:40,776
and Bender stole it,
so we'll start with it.

342
00:17:40,844 --> 00:17:43,646
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury, I...

343
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:46,082
Oops. Sorry, heh... force of habit.

344
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:48,718
I support this proposition

345
00:17:48,785 --> 00:17:52,722
because I love a goopy,
flesh-and-blood woman,

346
00:17:52,789 --> 00:17:55,224
and, not surprisingly,
she loves me.

347
00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:57,894
This is a simple matter

348
00:17:57,961 --> 00:18:01,197
of justice, which I'm
not normally for.

349
00:18:01,265 --> 00:18:03,533
So please, vote yes.

350
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:07,203
After all, our love isn't
any different from yours...

351
00:18:07,271 --> 00:18:09,539
except it's hotter,
'cause I'm involved.

352
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:14,844
I haven't heard such
an eloquent speech

353
00:18:14,912 --> 00:18:18,214
since Bill Shatner explained
why he couldn't pay me back.

354
00:18:18,282 --> 00:18:20,149
Rebuttal, Professor?

355
00:18:20,217 --> 00:18:23,619
This four-dollar coffeepot
talks about love,

356
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,088
but what he describes
is perversion!

357
00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:27,156
You wouldn't know perversion

358
00:18:27,224 --> 00:18:29,192
if it put clamps on your testicles!

359
00:18:29,259 --> 00:18:32,528
You're just jealous,
'cause you've never known true love.

360
00:18:32,596 --> 00:18:36,032
Oh, no? Back when I was
full of piss and vinegar,

361
00:18:36,099 --> 00:18:37,466
and my bed wasn't,

362
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:40,002
I feel in love with
the sweetest girl

363
00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:43,339
ever to skip through a
field of posie.

364
00:18:43,407 --> 00:18:45,107
Her name was Eunice,

365
00:18:45,175 --> 00:18:48,144
and we spent out blissful
days working in a lab,

366
00:18:48,212 --> 00:18:50,546
developing a poison to wipe out

367
00:18:50,614 --> 00:18:53,316
that dreadful posie infestation.

368
00:18:55,152 --> 00:18:57,653
I thought our love would
last forever.

369
00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:58,621
But then,

370
00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:01,991
43 years later, she left me...

371
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:04,660
for a robot!

372
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:12,969
How could she do that to me,
her Farnypoo!

373
00:19:13,036 --> 00:19:14,303
That's it?

374
00:19:14,371 --> 00:19:15,905
You hate robosexuals

375
00:19:15,973 --> 00:19:18,808
'cause your girlfriend
left you for a robot?!

376
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,310
She didn't just leave
me for a robot,

377
00:19:21,378 --> 00:19:23,179
she was a robot!

378
00:19:26,683 --> 00:19:29,285
Oh, God, her name wasn't Eunice,

379
00:19:29,353 --> 00:19:31,020
it was Unit!

380
00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:34,290
Unit 47!

381
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,296
My heart was broken,
and like a bitter old

382
00:19:40,364 --> 00:19:44,567
picklepuss, I took it out
on robosexuals everywhere.

383
00:19:44,635 --> 00:19:46,936
I'm so ashamed!

384
00:19:48,372 --> 00:19:50,773
At the risk of losing this debate,

385
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:54,910
I beg you, support
Proposition Infinity!

386
00:19:56,713 --> 00:19:58,814
Give me a hug!

387
00:19:58,882 --> 00:20:01,317
I, too, am hugging them in spirit.

388
00:20:01,385 --> 00:20:04,353
And now they're hugging me back.

389
00:20:04,421 --> 00:20:07,323
Oh, my.

390
00:20:09,926 --> 00:20:11,594
In a stunning turnabout,

391
00:20:11,662 --> 00:20:14,297
voters have approved
Proposition Infinity.

392
00:20:14,364 --> 00:20:16,632
Robosexual marriage is now legal.

393
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:20,136
What's next, gay
robosexual marriage?

394
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,406
We did it, honey!

395
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,108
Finally, we can have a legal,
monogamous marriage,

396
00:20:26,176 --> 00:20:27,443
like everyone else!

397
00:20:27,511 --> 00:20:28,978
Whoo-hoo! Yeah...

398
00:20:29,046 --> 00:20:30,479
Monogamous?

399
00:20:33,850 --> 00:20:37,253
And now,
a long-distance dedication

400
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:40,823
from a squishy green bad boy
to his pink pork dumpling...

401
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,792
at number 12,

402
00:20:42,859 --> 00:20:44,493
it's Wailing Fungus

403
00:20:44,561 --> 00:20:47,129
with... "Shut up and love me."

404
00:20:57,572 --> 00:21:00,075
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