1 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:24,115 We now go live to our eye-in-the-sky hovercopter 2 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:26,749 on the scene of that terrible hovercopter crash. 3 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,421 - Jim? - The news is not good. 4 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:32,658 I've just learned that my final words were, '"Back to you, Linda. '" 5 00:00:35,970 --> 00:00:37,403 One for the blooper reel. 6 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:42,102 The news is so violent. Let's watch Rachael Ray instead. 7 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:44,007 No, wait, there might be chopping. 8 00:00:44,546 --> 00:00:48,448 God, what a wuss. Stop being such a spineless jellyfish. 9 00:00:48,550 --> 00:00:52,317 You know full well I am more closely related to the sea cucumber. 10 00:00:52,422 --> 00:00:54,754 Not where it counts. 11 00:00:55,425 --> 00:00:56,915 I hated Jim! 12 00:00:57,026 --> 00:01:00,553 In other news, our city's filthy, urine-soaked walls 13 00:01:00,663 --> 00:01:04,259 have been desecrated by a mysterious tile-work graffiti artist. 14 00:01:04,368 --> 00:01:08,930 Police have no leads as to who's behind this innovative scourge of public art. 15 00:01:20,218 --> 00:01:22,812 That is one sexy bridge abutment. 16 00:01:41,775 --> 00:01:44,869 Free corn? Well, that'll suit me just fine. 17 00:01:57,859 --> 00:02:00,191 The key is knowing precisely where to strike. 18 00:02:01,195 --> 00:02:02,185 Oops. 19 00:02:02,297 --> 00:02:05,357 Well, well. Time to beat him his rights. 20 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:12,167 You know, that don't look half bad on your buttocks. 21 00:02:12,274 --> 00:02:14,436 It does sort of class-up the place. 22 00:02:18,281 --> 00:02:20,772 The time is 4:00 a. M! 23 00:02:21,151 --> 00:02:24,882 We've been arguing all night, Kif. Can't we go to bed? 24 00:02:24,988 --> 00:02:28,925 Is that all you ever think about? I'm not just some piece of tofu, Amy. 25 00:02:29,026 --> 00:02:31,426 I need to know where we stand in our relationship. 26 00:02:31,529 --> 00:02:34,020 We're just going through a rough patch. 27 00:02:34,131 --> 00:02:36,793 It is not a patch. It's been ages, 28 00:02:36,901 --> 00:02:40,030 according to your wildly inappropriate hunk-of-the-month calendar. 29 00:02:40,138 --> 00:02:41,799 Leave Todd out of this. 30 00:02:41,907 --> 00:02:46,173 Thanks, babe. Also, today is Canadian Independence Day. 31 00:02:52,618 --> 00:02:55,746 That's Bender's ringtone. I recognize the smell. 32 00:02:56,089 --> 00:02:57,716 - Hello? - Yo, Amy, 33 00:02:57,824 --> 00:02:59,689 - I'm in the slammer. - Oh, no. 34 00:02:59,792 --> 00:03:02,193 That's enough lip out of you, moneybags. 35 00:03:02,296 --> 00:03:04,025 Just get 5 grand and bail me out. 36 00:03:04,164 --> 00:03:06,132 I don't have that kind of money laying around. 37 00:03:06,233 --> 00:03:09,498 Yeah, you do. You know the floor safe where you keep 10 grand? 38 00:03:09,603 --> 00:03:13,233 There's 5 grand in there. Don't make me wait. 39 00:03:19,047 --> 00:03:21,743 Hey, Bender, you ever kill a man with a sock? 40 00:03:21,850 --> 00:03:23,044 It ain't so hard. 41 00:03:26,589 --> 00:03:28,853 I'd better carve a shiv for protection. 42 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:36,861 Rodriguez. These two brothers bailed your ass out. 43 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,400 Oh! Thank God. 44 00:03:38,502 --> 00:03:41,232 Tell me, have things changed on the outside? 45 00:03:41,338 --> 00:03:45,434 Is food finally in pill form? What about pills? Are they in food form? 46 00:03:45,675 --> 00:03:49,009 Hey, hot stuff, I'm Larry, the murder burglar. 47 00:03:49,113 --> 00:03:51,206 Hi, Larry, I like your tattoos. 48 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:53,408 Amy, that man is a criminal. 49 00:03:53,518 --> 00:03:55,452 I'm just checking out his tats. 50 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:02,383 Sneato. I have one of my mom. 51 00:04:02,494 --> 00:04:04,189 - Want to see? - Sure. 52 00:04:12,539 --> 00:04:16,532 I just don't get why you have to flirt with every bad boy in sight. 53 00:04:16,643 --> 00:04:17,871 Quit exaggerating. 54 00:04:19,646 --> 00:04:21,944 Nobody move or sweet cheeks here gets it. 55 00:04:22,081 --> 00:04:25,483 Ooh! You're bad. 56 00:04:28,789 --> 00:04:30,586 Mama said, "Spock you out." 57 00:04:30,691 --> 00:04:31,851 That's it, Amy. 58 00:04:31,959 --> 00:04:35,589 Pardon my language, but I have had it with you ruffling my petticoats. 59 00:04:35,697 --> 00:04:37,187 You and I are through! 60 00:04:42,737 --> 00:04:43,726 Aw! 61 00:04:43,838 --> 00:04:46,830 Here's a little song I wrote to cheer you up. It's called... 62 00:04:46,942 --> 00:04:49,639 Let's go already 63 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:06,595 Here's to Amy, single, Ionely and fabulous. 64 00:05:09,967 --> 00:05:13,096 Thanks, everybody. Looks like I'm back in the game. 65 00:05:13,204 --> 00:05:15,934 Yeah, the game of old maid. 66 00:05:16,307 --> 00:05:18,207 Excuse me, sir, are those yours? 67 00:05:18,309 --> 00:05:21,335 You're damn right, and before you ask, this is mine, too. 68 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:26,643 Tough break, Amy. Are you and Kif getting divorced? 69 00:05:26,752 --> 00:05:30,813 No. Technically, we were Fon-Fon-Rus, so we weren't really married. 70 00:05:30,923 --> 00:05:33,517 Wow, the interesting thing about that is... 71 00:05:36,529 --> 00:05:39,930 So, Amy, how can I phrase this delicately? 72 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:42,726 Why did Kif dump you like a sack of yesterday's turds? 73 00:05:42,836 --> 00:05:46,534 He says I have a thing for bad boys. It's so stupid. 74 00:05:46,641 --> 00:05:49,109 The truth is often stupid. 75 00:05:50,544 --> 00:05:53,274 Bender, why do you have to be so mean to me? 76 00:05:53,381 --> 00:05:54,678 Shut up, baby, you love it. 77 00:05:54,782 --> 00:05:56,147 Don't tell me to shut up. 78 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:58,947 You know what happened to the last guy who told me to shut up? 79 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:00,180 What? 80 00:06:00,789 --> 00:06:03,349 That was great. 81 00:06:03,525 --> 00:06:04,924 Shut up. 82 00:06:05,827 --> 00:06:06,919 Come over here. 83 00:06:12,168 --> 00:06:15,899 Remember, love between a human and a robot is taboo. 84 00:06:16,005 --> 00:06:18,974 We can't tell anyone, not even our co-workers. 85 00:06:19,075 --> 00:06:24,571 Got it. I'll show the utmost discretion as we get nasty in this glass tube. 86 00:06:30,721 --> 00:06:32,916 I think I'm coming down with circus-itis. 87 00:06:35,327 --> 00:06:37,795 I thought circus-itis only affected children. 88 00:06:37,896 --> 00:06:39,488 Children of all ages. 89 00:06:39,864 --> 00:06:42,992 Bender, old friend, what's on your face? 90 00:06:44,002 --> 00:06:48,167 Blood. You know, shaving of the face beard. 91 00:06:48,507 --> 00:06:51,374 Amy, are those gear imprints on your sweatpants? 92 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:53,843 Uh, maybe. So what? 93 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:56,244 Well, I only brought it up 'cause Bender's wearing them. 94 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:57,713 Uh... 95 00:06:57,818 --> 00:07:00,548 I stole them from her. Yeah, that's it, call the cops. 96 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:03,084 Oh, my swollen feet. 97 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,616 I'd better take my pills. 98 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:11,626 Amy, I reckon sweet talk don't come natural to me, 99 00:07:11,733 --> 00:07:16,033 but of everyone I've ever dated, you are probably in the top 10. 100 00:07:16,137 --> 00:07:17,161 Aw. 101 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:21,071 You always say just the wrong thing in just the right way. 102 00:07:22,978 --> 00:07:27,176 Sinners! Robosexuality is an abomination! 103 00:07:27,282 --> 00:07:28,408 This guy. 104 00:07:28,517 --> 00:07:32,749 The good book sayeth a robot shall not lie down with a human, 105 00:07:32,855 --> 00:07:36,451 nor do it standing up, nor at any angle in between. 106 00:07:36,559 --> 00:07:38,026 Hey, he's right. 107 00:07:38,128 --> 00:07:39,288 - I don't like this. ...in the good book. 108 00:07:39,396 --> 00:07:41,694 Look, a single mother! Let's get her! 109 00:07:56,580 --> 00:07:59,015 Quickly, into the ship's basement! 110 00:08:01,586 --> 00:08:06,250 Now then, as you all know, the county fair is approaching once again, 111 00:08:06,358 --> 00:08:10,022 so I'm preparing my entry of pickled winds and weathers. 112 00:08:10,129 --> 00:08:13,587 I've got sunny, snow flurries, hail with onions, 113 00:08:13,699 --> 00:08:17,465 even my grandmother's cranberry-raisin typhoon, 114 00:08:17,570 --> 00:08:18,935 but no tornado. 115 00:08:19,038 --> 00:08:22,736 I'll be damned if I let Mrs. Girdleson take the blue ribbon again. 116 00:08:25,946 --> 00:08:30,246 That's why I need you folks to get out there and harvest a nice ripe one. 117 00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:32,410 This cattle prod should help. 118 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,578 How will that... 119 00:08:33,755 --> 00:08:34,813 Get out there! 120 00:08:37,659 --> 00:08:39,490 Is everybody in position? 121 00:08:39,694 --> 00:08:42,060 - What? - Is someone talking? 122 00:08:42,163 --> 00:08:44,792 Okay, good! On three! 123 00:08:45,167 --> 00:08:47,192 - One! - What did she say? 124 00:08:47,303 --> 00:08:49,965 - Two! - Wait, I'm not in position! 125 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:53,530 - Three! - I'm ready for the countdown! 126 00:08:53,642 --> 00:08:56,441 I'm not hearing anyone! Abort mission! 127 00:08:56,613 --> 00:08:57,944 She said go! 128 00:09:08,392 --> 00:09:09,916 Good work, everyone. 129 00:09:10,228 --> 00:09:12,719 Honestly, that went better than I expected. 130 00:09:12,830 --> 00:09:16,493 I just need to reduce it down into this pickle jar, 131 00:09:16,601 --> 00:09:20,129 toss in a bay leaf to impress those stupid judges. 132 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:23,308 Hey, where's Amy and Bender? 133 00:09:23,408 --> 00:09:26,502 They're missing out on some hot pickle action. 134 00:09:31,651 --> 00:09:33,312 Sounds like a muskrat's caught in there. 135 00:09:34,187 --> 00:09:35,814 That's Amy's sweatshirt. 136 00:09:35,922 --> 00:09:38,186 And that's Bender's hat from the Players' Ball! 137 00:09:38,291 --> 00:09:42,421 Sweet tornados of Barbados! Amy and Bender have been torn to shreds. 138 00:09:45,766 --> 00:09:48,894 Oh, the humanity! Also, Bender. 139 00:09:58,380 --> 00:09:59,369 Uh-oh. 140 00:09:59,481 --> 00:10:01,381 What's going on here? 141 00:10:01,550 --> 00:10:02,710 Uh... 142 00:10:03,451 --> 00:10:04,645 Nothing. 143 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:09,381 A pair of deviant robosexuals? Not under my roof. 144 00:10:09,492 --> 00:10:10,925 What about on the roof? 145 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,086 Get your mind out of the gutter! 146 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:14,355 What about in the gutter? 147 00:10:14,497 --> 00:10:17,728 Professor, there's nothing wrong with robosexuality. 148 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:20,701 Yeah, when the lights go out, it's nobody's business 149 00:10:20,804 --> 00:10:23,170 what goes on between two consenting adults. 150 00:10:23,273 --> 00:10:25,468 - Or one. - Thanks, guys. 151 00:10:25,576 --> 00:10:28,807 Everything will be okay as long as my parents don't find out. 152 00:10:37,188 --> 00:10:38,815 Mom? Dad? 153 00:10:38,923 --> 00:10:42,381 Come home, Amy. It your decision. We can't make you. 154 00:10:44,663 --> 00:10:46,187 Attagirl. 155 00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:53,638 Uh-oh. Not the innocent whistling. 156 00:10:55,609 --> 00:10:57,600 - Repent! - This guy. 157 00:11:04,050 --> 00:11:05,813 Look, we're your family, 158 00:11:06,052 --> 00:11:08,453 and if you can't talk about your problem with us, 159 00:11:08,556 --> 00:11:11,024 - that would be great. - I don't have a problem! 160 00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:14,561 I'm in a happy relationship that just happens to be robosex... 161 00:11:14,662 --> 00:11:16,721 You finish that word, you kill your parents! 162 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,297 Low wine level detected. 163 00:11:21,603 --> 00:11:24,401 - Thank you. - Stop seducing him, you hussy! 164 00:11:24,506 --> 00:11:26,098 Dad! 165 00:11:26,341 --> 00:11:30,608 I'm attracted to Bender, not this emotionless wine bucket! 166 00:11:33,149 --> 00:11:34,980 Hopes deleted. 167 00:11:36,786 --> 00:11:42,419 Robotic brothers, the path to robot hell is paved with human flesh! 168 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,093 - Neat! - Over the course 169 00:11:44,194 --> 00:11:46,128 of this escape-proof workshop, 170 00:11:46,230 --> 00:11:49,893 your software will be reprogrammed through prayer. 171 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,594 And by some tech-support guys in India. 172 00:11:52,703 --> 00:11:54,535 But I read in Esqwired magazine 173 00:11:54,639 --> 00:11:57,665 that some robots are hardwired to be robosexual. 174 00:11:57,776 --> 00:12:00,574 Don't believe those lies, son! 175 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:04,274 The only lies worth believing are the ones in the Bible. 176 00:12:04,382 --> 00:12:07,841 - Can I get a "Amen"? - I'll take a-three-men. Holla! 177 00:12:11,123 --> 00:12:13,990 Come on, Amy. Pick a male human already. 178 00:12:14,093 --> 00:12:17,085 I want to be a grandmother nine months from five minutes from now. 179 00:12:17,197 --> 00:12:18,494 Cut it out, Mom! 180 00:12:18,598 --> 00:12:22,227 I'm not interested in any of these gross, ugly losers! 181 00:12:22,569 --> 00:12:25,333 What about this gross, ugly, smelly loser? 182 00:12:25,439 --> 00:12:26,997 Fry! What you doing here? 183 00:12:27,107 --> 00:12:28,404 I'm here to rescue Amy 184 00:12:28,976 --> 00:12:30,739 from her robosexual desires. 185 00:12:31,546 --> 00:12:35,505 If I understand you correctly, I've seen the error of my ways? 186 00:12:36,484 --> 00:12:39,920 - Look at all that awkward winking. - It must be love. 187 00:12:43,492 --> 00:12:46,290 My parents may be evil, but at least they're stupid. 188 00:12:48,030 --> 00:12:52,057 In this phase, you will literally wrestle with your demons. 189 00:12:52,301 --> 00:12:55,669 Your shapely, buxom, human demons. 190 00:12:56,039 --> 00:13:00,533 Look at the rack on that one. I mean, that one on the rack! 191 00:13:05,015 --> 00:13:07,677 Good! That's real good. 192 00:13:07,785 --> 00:13:12,017 Okay, everybody switch demons. No point in staying with just one demon. 193 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:18,924 Now, work it hard! 194 00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:22,591 Harder! Till the sin explodes out of you! 195 00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:24,626 Mmm. 196 00:13:24,736 --> 00:13:28,366 Mercy. Okay, the Lord's work is done. 197 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,204 Now, now, cuddle. Cuddle with your demons. 198 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:37,446 Amy, I wonder where you are right now. 199 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,247 I'm inside the dummy to rescue you! 200 00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:43,482 Well, that answers that. Wait... Amy? 201 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,221 Bender, be careful! 202 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:52,958 Fry? Leela? You're in there, too? 203 00:13:53,234 --> 00:13:55,532 I guess we should have waited in the ship. 204 00:14:00,074 --> 00:14:01,507 Listen up, everybody, 205 00:14:01,609 --> 00:14:05,102 I love Amy, and I'm tired of pussyfootcupping around! 206 00:14:05,214 --> 00:14:08,581 I finally found someone I want to spend the rest of her life with. 207 00:14:08,684 --> 00:14:09,708 Amy, 208 00:14:14,757 --> 00:14:16,282 Will you marry me? 209 00:14:16,393 --> 00:14:18,190 Yes! Yes! 210 00:14:20,664 --> 00:14:24,156 Oh, I'm just glad I didn't live to see this day. 211 00:14:24,401 --> 00:14:25,959 Hey, wait a second. 212 00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:33,634 No! 213 00:14:37,849 --> 00:14:40,512 So, it's a stone. Is it real? 214 00:14:44,489 --> 00:14:47,117 - Hooray! - Hooray denied! 215 00:14:47,226 --> 00:14:51,493 Need I remind you that robosexual marriage is illegal? 216 00:14:51,598 --> 00:14:55,625 - Not in Space, Massachusetts. - You mean Space-tax-achusetts? 217 00:14:55,735 --> 00:15:00,195 No chance, stretch pants! We're gonna fight to legalize it right here! 218 00:15:00,306 --> 00:15:02,797 Yeah, man! You got to legalize it! 219 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,468 We're talking about robosexual marriage. 220 00:15:05,579 --> 00:15:06,978 We're talking about lots of stuff. 221 00:15:19,694 --> 00:15:21,787 Cool. Can you turn into a race car? 222 00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:24,358 Nah, I'm just a pre-op transformer. 223 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,956 Thank you for coming, everyone. 224 00:15:26,201 --> 00:15:28,568 We're all having some good, clean fun here. 225 00:15:28,671 --> 00:15:30,605 Squeaky, squishy clean. 226 00:15:33,276 --> 00:15:35,870 But it's time to discuss a pressing issue, 227 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,777 the right to marry who or what we want! 228 00:15:38,882 --> 00:15:40,144 Yeah! 229 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,444 Legalize it! 230 00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:44,213 Every other couple has the right to marry. 231 00:15:44,354 --> 00:15:47,050 Robot and fembot, man and woman, 232 00:15:47,357 --> 00:15:48,881 man and man. 233 00:15:48,992 --> 00:15:51,223 Our poodle has two daddies. 234 00:15:51,329 --> 00:15:54,264 Interracial, interplanetary, 235 00:15:54,365 --> 00:15:58,426 even ghost and horse, but not robot and human! 236 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:05,503 That's why we're introducing this ballot initiative 237 00:16:05,611 --> 00:16:08,205 to legalize robosexual marriage! 238 00:16:08,447 --> 00:16:09,573 Yeah! 239 00:16:09,748 --> 00:16:10,874 Legalize it! 240 00:16:10,983 --> 00:16:14,852 If you hate intolerance and being punched in the face by me, 241 00:16:14,955 --> 00:16:18,482 please support Proposition Infinity! 242 00:16:35,076 --> 00:16:39,514 As election day nears, Prop Infinity appears doomed to certain defeat. 243 00:16:39,614 --> 00:16:42,242 Doomed! 244 00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:45,509 More fair and balanced coverage after a word from our sponsor, 245 00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:46,882 No on Infinity. 246 00:16:49,324 --> 00:16:50,656 A storm is gathering. 247 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,958 A storm of robosexual marriage that will rain down on us like fire. 248 00:16:55,064 --> 00:16:56,861 It's probably a firestorm. 249 00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:59,363 If robosexual marriage becomes legal, 250 00:16:59,469 --> 00:17:02,803 imagine the horrible things that will happen to our children, 251 00:17:02,906 --> 00:17:06,239 then imagine we said those things, since we couldn't think of any. 252 00:17:06,343 --> 00:17:09,073 As a mother, those things worry me. 253 00:17:09,179 --> 00:17:12,307 Vote no on Infinity. Paid for by the Farnsworth Foundation. 254 00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:15,853 We can't compete against that much stock footage of clouds! 255 00:17:15,954 --> 00:17:17,012 We're boned! 256 00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:21,452 But we still have one hope, my big televised debate! 257 00:17:21,559 --> 00:17:23,186 I'm our A in the hole! 258 00:17:23,294 --> 00:17:25,286 Professor, who's debating for your side? 259 00:17:25,398 --> 00:17:29,300 That guy, you know, I forget his name. 260 00:17:30,269 --> 00:17:31,668 That's him! 261 00:17:31,771 --> 00:17:34,535 Good evening. I'm George Takei's head and neck, 262 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,769 your host for tonight's debate. You may applaud. 263 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,311 We flipped a coin before the debate, 264 00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:44,850 and Bender stole it, so we'll start with him. 265 00:17:45,852 --> 00:17:48,218 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I... 266 00:17:48,321 --> 00:17:50,347 Oops. Sorry, force of habit. 267 00:17:51,826 --> 00:17:53,623 I support this proposition 268 00:17:53,728 --> 00:17:57,528 because I love a goopy, flesh-and-blood woman, 269 00:17:57,632 --> 00:18:00,032 and, not surprisingly, she loves me. 270 00:18:01,303 --> 00:18:06,002 This is a simple matter of justice, which I'm not normally for. 271 00:18:06,108 --> 00:18:08,099 So, please, vote yes. 272 00:18:08,577 --> 00:18:11,944 After all, our love isn't any different from yours, 273 00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:14,107 except it's hotter, 'cause I'm involved. 274 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,718 I haven't heard such an eloquent speech 275 00:18:19,823 --> 00:18:23,020 since Bill Shatner explained why he couldn't pay me back. 276 00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:24,856 Rebuttal, Professor? 277 00:18:24,962 --> 00:18:28,227 This $4 coffeepot talks about love, 278 00:18:28,332 --> 00:18:30,698 but what he describes is perversion! 279 00:18:30,868 --> 00:18:34,201 You wouldn't know perversion if it put clamps on your testicles! 280 00:18:34,305 --> 00:18:37,275 You're just jealous, 'cause you've never known true love! 281 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:42,312 Oh, no? Back when I was full of piss and vinegar, and my bed wasn't, 282 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:48,183 I fell in love with the sweetest girl ever to skip through a field of posies. 283 00:18:48,287 --> 00:18:49,948 Her name was Eunice, 284 00:18:50,056 --> 00:18:53,082 and we spent our blissful days working in a lab, 285 00:18:53,192 --> 00:18:57,856 developing a poison to wipe out that dreadful posy infestation. 286 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,725 I thought our love would last forever. 287 00:19:02,836 --> 00:19:06,397 But then, 43 years later, she left me 288 00:19:07,241 --> 00:19:09,334 for a robot! 289 00:19:13,314 --> 00:19:17,774 How could she do that to me, her Farnypoo! 290 00:19:17,886 --> 00:19:19,012 That's it? 291 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:23,455 You hate robosexuals 'cause your girlfriend left you for a robot? 292 00:19:23,559 --> 00:19:27,859 She didn't just leave me for a robot, she was a robot! 293 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:35,799 Oh, God, her name wasn't Eunice, it was Unit! 294 00:19:35,906 --> 00:19:38,067 Unit 47! 295 00:19:42,412 --> 00:19:46,348 My heart was broken, and like a bitter, old picklepuss, 296 00:19:46,449 --> 00:19:51,581 I took it out on robosexuals everywhere. I'm so ashamed! 297 00:19:53,391 --> 00:19:55,757 At the risk of losing this debate, 298 00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:59,627 I beg you, support Proposition Infinity! 299 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,334 Give me a hug! 300 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:06,203 I, too, am hugging them in spirit. 301 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:11,704 And now they're hugging me back. Oh, my. 302 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:19,078 In a stunning turnabout, voters have approved Proposition Infinity. 303 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,380 Robosexual marriage is now legal. 304 00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:24,685 What's next, gay robosexual marriage? 305 00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:28,226 We did it, honey! 306 00:20:28,329 --> 00:20:31,127 Finally, we can have a legal, monogamous marriage, 307 00:20:31,232 --> 00:20:32,392 like everyone else! 308 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:35,128 Yeah... Monogamous? 309 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:41,738 And now, a long-distance dedication 310 00:20:41,843 --> 00:20:45,711 from a squishy, green bad boy to his pink pork dumpling. 311 00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:47,883 At number 12, 312 00:20:47,984 --> 00:20:51,886 it's Wailing Fungus with Shut Up and Love Me. 313 00:20:53,889 --> 00:20:57,791 Shut up and love me Shut up and love me 314 00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:10,441 Shut up and love me Shut up and love me 315 00:21:10,541 --> 00:21:13,874 I told you where I told you when 316 00:21:14,012 --> 00:21:18,210 I told you how And we'll meet up at 10:00 317 00:21:18,316 --> 00:21:22,845 But you keep on talking Keep on yakking 318 00:21:22,988 --> 00:21:26,924 Shut up and love me Shut up and love me 319 00:21:35,935 --> 00:21:36,902 ENGLISH - US - SDH