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Coat!
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Michael just rent The Devil wears Prada.
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He has his netflix
sent here to the office
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and he watches them in pieces
when things are slow.
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Steak!
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Where's my steak?
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He's a big Meryl Streep fan,
so I shouldn't be surprised
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that he's identified with her character.
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Get me Armani.
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A suit?
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On the phone.
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The main company number?
'Cause I'm gonna have to...
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Where's Armani?
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He's on the phone.
Too slow.
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You're not going to Paris.
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I'm so much better than you are.
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I owe you an apology.
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- You finished the movie.
- Yeah, it was awesome.
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Big surprise ending.
Won't ruin it for you.
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No, go ahead.
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Meryl Streep is the bad guy.
You never see it coming.
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Anyway, if I was mean
in any way to you, I'm sorry.
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I just want what's best for you,
Minushka.
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Macushla.
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He's watching Million Dollar Baby.
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He's gonna try to kill me.
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So this one goes with my eyes
and this one goes with your eyes.
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People said I have very pretty eyes.
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- You do.
- I haven't heard the same about you.
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So let's just go with mine.
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Well they both go
with the carpet that I've ordered.
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And if we go with the brown
leather sofas, they go with that too.
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- We already have a sofa, so why d...
- A futon's not a sofa.
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It folds up.
You've only seen it flat.
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- I know what a futon is, Michael.
- I... Okay.
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How much is it gonna cost?
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- It costs what it costs.
- No...
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- It doesn't even mean anything.
- We've gone through this.
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Yes!
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Money has been
a little bit tight lately.
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But at the end of my life,
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when I'm sitting on my yacht,
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am I gonna be thinking
about how much money I have?
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No, I'm gonna be thinking about
how many friends I have
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and my children
and my comedy albums.
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I mean, I have a yacht, so I obviously
did pretty well, money-wise.
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It's just, you know,
you say it's gonna cost what...
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- Yeah?
- Michael, it's Ryan for you.
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Conniving little runt...
Put him through.
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Put him through.
Yes? Ryan, my man!
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- I email you about the new Powerpoint.
- Yes, thanks for sending that to me.
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I had I.T. install the updated
Powerpoint on your computer
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so you can use it for the presentation.
I really want people use Powerpoint.
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Okay, yeah.
No, I don't know.
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I don't know.
I think those I.T. guys messed up.
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- Hold on, I get them on the phone.
- Wait, no, here it is... Found it.
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Sure, I can hold.
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Dunder Mifflin, Dwight Schrute.
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Please hold.
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Schrute farms.
Guttentag.
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How can help you?
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Yes,
we have availability on those nights.
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How many in your party?
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
No king beds.
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No queen either.
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We make our own mattresses that
don't conform to the traditional sizes.
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Closest would be twin.
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Thank you so much for calling.
Call back again.
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Auf wiedersehen.
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- Hey Dwight.
- None of your business, Jim.
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- You running a bed and breakfast?
- It's not a B & B.
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Agro-tourism is a lot more
than a bed and breakfast.
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It consists of tourists
coming to a farm,
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showing them around,
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giving them a bed,
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giving them breakfast.
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- Department of Health know about this?
- I am not telling you anything.
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Permits are pending.
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Dwight Schrute, Dunder Mifflin.
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- I'm looking for a room.
- Okay, this is a misuse
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of company phones.
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It says here you cater to the elderly.
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- Where did you read that?
- Trip Advisor.
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Trip Advisor is the lifeblood
of the agro-tourism industry.
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A couple of bad reviews there,
you may as well close up shop.
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That's what took down the Stalk Inn,
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one of the cutest little asparagus farms
you'll ever see.
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How many in your party?
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Two.
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We offer our tours of the fields
and of the barn.
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Perhaps you'd be interested
in Mose's table-making demonstration.
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So, I forgot to tell you
that I need the car tonight.
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Actually, I need the car.
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Why?
For improv?
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Why don't you just
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pretend that you have a car?
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Good practice in case you ever
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do a scene where you need
to pretend you have a car.
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Used to have two cars.
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Tred 'em in.
Now we're down to one.
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Good economic sense.
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Although the new car's a Porsche...
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For her.
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One cardigan.
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One sleeping cardigan.
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One sleep apnea mask.
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What about my cherub figurine?
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You took that with you.
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No, I left it on my night tab...
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Your night table by the lamp.
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You are incorrect.
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I was recently scrubbing my room
of memories and I didn't see it there.
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Fine.
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My girlfriend and I broke up recently
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and I must say I am relieved.
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Gives me a chance to sow my wild oats.
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In the Schrute family,
we have a tradition where
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when the male has sex with another woman
he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats
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left on his doorstep by his parents.
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You can use those oats
to make oatmeal, bread...
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Whatever you want.
I don't care, they're your oats.
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The bar uses an applause meter.
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That is why it is so important
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that you all come and applaud
only for my band, Scrantonicity 2.
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Not Scrantonicity,
which I am no longer a part of.
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- Michael, can I count on you?
- You cannot, I have a thing tonight.
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Damn it.
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- What?
- That reminds me.
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If the invitation still stands, Pam
and I would love to have dinner tonight.
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Oh, no.
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I've a thing tonight.
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- That stinks.
- Darn it.
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Shoot.
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- How about this weekend?
- No, can't.
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We only had tonight free and
we really wanted to spend it with you.
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Damn it to hell!
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- All right.
- What do you got going on tonight?
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You wouldn't understand.
It's a secret.
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I wouldn't understand or it's a secret?
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You wouldn't understand, Jim.
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It's a secret.
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I'm sorry, Mr. O'Brien.
I didn't mean to interrupt your dinner.
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I just have a very exciting offer.
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My records indicate you've expressed
interest in losing some weight.
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What if I told you that I have a pill
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that will make you 50 pounds lighter
in five minutes?
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How would that sound?
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Amazing, right?
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Well,
it won't be that fast but it will...
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It will be that easy.
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I can't believe this place is real.
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I'd heard about his beet farm for years,
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- but I never thought...
- The beets motel.
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The beets motel?
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- That is...
- Thank you.
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Borscht Hotel.
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The Embassy Beets.
Radish Inn.
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- How are you doing this?
- I don't know.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I just love sales.
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I love it to death.
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It's as simple as that.
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And I don't get to do enough of it
as a manager, so I took this second job,
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kind of as a hobby.
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Some people have golf or...
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relaxing.
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- What's going on here?
- Hey, I just got off the phone
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and I was gonna make another call.
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We're a legit operation with a license
from the city. I can show you.
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We pay minimum wage against commission.
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They're with me, so...
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This is Nick Figaro,
manager to the stars.
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We have three rooms,
each with a different theme.
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What are the themes?
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America, irrigation, and night time.
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- Irrigation.
- Yes.
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I'll put you down for irrigation.
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Now then, do you have any special needs
or dietary restrictions?
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Yes, we will be requiring
a bedtime story.
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No.
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- Not even Harry Potter?
- Jim, come on.
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- But you promised.
- Mose, bags, now.
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Here we are, irrigation room.
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A very special room.
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So I'll come get you
before the table-making demonstration.
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And as of this morning, we're completely
wireless here at Schrute farms.
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But as soon as I find out
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where Mose hid all the wires,
we'll get that power back on.
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All righty.
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Everybody in the conference room
in five minutes.
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These meetings are useless.
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I just want to remind you
to stick to the script.
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Been proven to work.
So...
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make the call,
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say the lines,
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make the sale.
Got it?
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Very inspirational.
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We're offering a $50 bonus tonight
to the guy with the most sales, okay?
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- Or woman.
- Or a trained seal.
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You can make jokes
when you've made a sale there, rookie.
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Okay?
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I'd say one in six.
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What?
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I thought you asked me what are chances
were of being murdered here tonight.
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You know, I just realized
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this is Pam's
and my first night away together.
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I used to play it over in my head
and it was just a little bit different.
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Maybe a...
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nice hotel or a romantic dinner.
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Wine...
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but wine that wasn't made out of beets.
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Didn't think Dwight
would be involved at all.
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And...
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I always imagined less manure.
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I mean, some manure.
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Just... less.
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This is beet food.
Mose, what are you doing?
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No, Mose!
Put the... Put the manure down.
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Put it down.
Do not throw it! Do not...
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Yes, is Mr. Hudson there?
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Yeah, who is this?
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Well I'm just calling
because you responded positively to...
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Stanley?
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Why are you calling me here at home?
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Seņor, are you happy
with your long distance, sir?
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Michael, I know that's you.
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Why are you calling me here at home?
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Have you con...
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Have you considered
satellite television?
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Michael, I know that's you.
I know your voice.
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- All right.
- Why are you calling me here at home?
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When I'm at home at night
in my own house in my sweats,
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drinking some red wine,
watching my mystery stories,
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the last thing in the whole
godforsaken world I want to hear
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is the voice of Michael scott.
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Your son sounds like
he's really motivated.
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I think it's crazy
that the coach won't play him, frankly.
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My office.
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You bet.
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Just dial the number on the sheet
and stick to the script.
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Say the words exactly.
Got it?
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I don't know
why we keep having this conversation.
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Look, I know sales and I had that sale.
I just needed a few more minutes.
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A few more minutes
is a waste of our time!
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- It's not a waste of time.
- It's a trading game.
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You give a quick pitch.
You make the sale and move on.
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- That's how Vikram does.
- He doesn't have my people skills.
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Good for Vikram
'cause he out-sells you every night.
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Well, I hope
this conversation has helped.
250
00:12:48,955 --> 00:12:51,978
"And Harry saw
"the white hand raise its wand
251
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,547
"and felt Voldemort's surge
"of vicious anger.
252
00:12:54,712 --> 00:12:57,677
"Saw the frail old man on the floor
"writhe in agony.
253
00:12:57,837 --> 00:12:58,837
"Harry.
254
00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:01,222
"It was over as quickly as it had come.
255
00:13:01,382 --> 00:13:04,704
"Harry stood shaking in the darkness,
"clutching the gate into the garden,
256
00:13:04,864 --> 00:13:06,158
"his heart racing."
257
00:13:09,292 --> 00:13:10,596
What did you get tonight?
258
00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:14,375
Oh, it looks like mixed marsala,
eggplant, and rice.
259
00:13:14,535 --> 00:13:15,930
Oh, that looks good.
260
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,796
And what about you?
A peanut butter flavor again?
261
00:13:19,915 --> 00:13:23,012
I am going
with the vanilla crisp this evening.
262
00:13:23,878 --> 00:13:25,761
- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
263
00:13:29,577 --> 00:13:30,821
I was a surgeon back home.
264
00:13:30,981 --> 00:13:32,059
- Really?
- Yeah.
265
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:34,876
- Wonder what I would've been back home.
- This is your home.
266
00:13:35,036 --> 00:13:38,407
I know, but I mean,
it's so competitive here.
267
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:41,870
What's the dollar worth in your land?
268
00:13:42,156 --> 00:13:45,614
Medical school must've cost,
like, 40 bucks or a donkey or something.
269
00:13:46,647 --> 00:13:47,647
No.
270
00:13:50,075 --> 00:13:52,152
I would've been chief of surgery.
271
00:13:55,698 --> 00:13:56,798
Or a cowboy.
272
00:14:02,614 --> 00:14:04,960
- Wait, you're going out there?
- Yeah.
273
00:14:05,231 --> 00:14:06,231
Coward.
274
00:14:23,307 --> 00:14:24,307
Oh, my god!
275
00:14:24,766 --> 00:14:26,347
What century is this?
276
00:14:28,371 --> 00:14:30,211
Here's the thing about Die Hard 4.
277
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,194
Die Hard 1, the original,
278
00:14:32,354 --> 00:14:35,808
John McClain
is just this normal guy, you know?
279
00:14:36,087 --> 00:14:40,830
He's just a normal New York city cop
who gets his feet cut, he gets beat up.
280
00:14:41,197 --> 00:14:44,216
But he's an everyday guy.
In Die Hard 4,
281
00:14:44,376 --> 00:14:48,135
he is jumping a motorcycle
into a helicopter in the air.
282
00:14:49,117 --> 00:14:50,709
You know?
He's invincible.
283
00:14:50,869 --> 00:14:52,617
It's just sort of lost from Die Hard 1.
284
00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:54,020
It's not Terminator.
285
00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:56,560
Dude, you should review movies.
286
00:14:57,057 --> 00:14:58,756
Oh, my god, yes!
287
00:14:58,916 --> 00:15:01,535
- Yeah, you should!
- I actually wrote a movie.
288
00:15:01,695 --> 00:15:03,188
- Really?
- Well I'm writing one.
289
00:15:03,348 --> 00:15:06,313
- What's it about?
- Sort of spy thriller.
290
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,339
Hey, what's so captivating?
291
00:15:10,237 --> 00:15:12,056
I love captivating things.
292
00:15:12,216 --> 00:15:16,005
And this must really be captivating
because it's keeping you off the phones.
293
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,588
I mean, time is your money.
That's how I know how captivating it is
294
00:15:19,748 --> 00:15:22,151
because of how much time
you've spent talking.
295
00:15:28,505 --> 00:15:29,510
He returned.
296
00:15:46,182 --> 00:15:47,182
Come in.
297
00:15:47,334 --> 00:15:49,319
Did you have another nightmare?
298
00:15:59,263 --> 00:16:02,373
- I thought you were Mose.
- Does Mose have nightmares?
299
00:16:03,011 --> 00:16:04,011
Oh, yes.
300
00:16:04,574 --> 00:16:06,024
Ever since the storm.
301
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,969
Is everything satisfactory
with your stay?
302
00:16:13,892 --> 00:16:14,893
Yeah.
303
00:16:15,279 --> 00:16:16,702
- Yep.
- Great.
304
00:16:17,138 --> 00:16:19,956
Just that I'd heard crying or...
305
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,752
moaning or something in here.
306
00:16:25,434 --> 00:16:27,694
Well I'll look into that in the morning.
307
00:16:29,762 --> 00:16:33,012
Thank you for bringing that
to the attention of the staff.
308
00:16:35,141 --> 00:16:36,549
Good night, Dwight.
309
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:55,199
Hey,
so we're all gonna go out for a beer.
310
00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:57,440
- You wanna come?
- We'd love for you to come.
311
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,982
Thanks, no.
I've to work in the morning, so...
312
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,875
- All right, next time.
- Okay.
313
00:17:02,035 --> 00:17:03,079
See you guys.
314
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,104
Hey, how are you doing?
315
00:17:07,168 --> 00:17:09,486
You drive.
I had too much wine.
316
00:17:09,815 --> 00:17:10,856
Okay.
317
00:17:12,355 --> 00:17:14,232
- How was yoga?
- I didn't go.
318
00:17:14,964 --> 00:17:17,117
- Why? Why not?
- I just didn't.
319
00:17:18,684 --> 00:17:19,949
How was improv?
320
00:17:22,823 --> 00:17:24,210
- Good night, Vikram.
- Night.
321
00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:26,328
- Congrats on the bonus.
- Thank you, Michael.
322
00:17:26,488 --> 00:17:27,933
I'll nab it one of these nights.
323
00:17:28,156 --> 00:17:30,749
If you concentrate
and make your calls faster, yeah.
324
00:17:34,004 --> 00:17:35,755
- Good night.
- Good night.
325
00:17:47,582 --> 00:17:49,406
- Morning.
- Hi.
326
00:17:57,548 --> 00:17:59,194
Hey Dwight, how are you?
327
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:00,496
Pam.
328
00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:03,684
You okay?
329
00:18:04,999 --> 00:18:07,660
I'm better than you have ever been
or ever will be.
330
00:18:11,249 --> 00:18:13,753
Hey guys what's happening?
331
00:18:14,097 --> 00:18:16,210
How's my favorite branch doing?
332
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,464
Michael, why don't you start us off.
333
00:18:21,698 --> 00:18:23,468
That wasn't much of an introduction.
334
00:18:24,652 --> 00:18:27,347
Ladies and gentlemen,
your boss Michael scott.
335
00:18:28,008 --> 00:18:30,075
Still lame.
Okay.
336
00:18:30,783 --> 00:18:31,783
All right...
337
00:18:33,514 --> 00:18:37,212
Thank you, Ryan,
for that wonderful introduction.
338
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,100
Okay...
339
00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:43,319
Today, we're going to be talking...
340
00:18:44,486 --> 00:18:45,573
about...
341
00:18:46,681 --> 00:18:47,911
Powerpoint.
342
00:18:49,903 --> 00:18:52,786
Powerpoint, Powerpoint, Powerpoint.
343
00:18:52,946 --> 00:18:54,940
Yes, I forgot about Ryan's presentation
344
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,380
and yes, it would have been nice
345
00:18:57,540 --> 00:19:00,358
to do well with the first presentation
that he'd given me.
346
00:19:00,717 --> 00:19:02,806
But you know what else
would've been nice?
347
00:19:02,966 --> 00:19:04,300
Winning the lottery.
348
00:19:05,191 --> 00:19:08,967
And the best way to start
is to hit "start".
349
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:13,601
And up comes the tool bar.
That's what she said.
350
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,688
What we have to do here
351
00:19:16,848 --> 00:19:18,606
is go to "run".
352
00:19:18,922 --> 00:19:20,009
And then,
353
00:19:21,132 --> 00:19:22,956
you look up to...
354
00:19:23,764 --> 00:19:25,387
Powerpoint
355
00:19:26,074 --> 00:19:29,785
and we are in.
We are going to register.
356
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:31,565
You hit "register".
357
00:19:32,151 --> 00:19:34,690
"Updates are ready."
I should update.
358
00:19:37,364 --> 00:19:40,128
"Estimated time 12 minutes."
So it should take about 5 or 7 minutes.
359
00:19:40,842 --> 00:19:42,911
Is this the first time
you've opened Powerpoint?
360
00:19:43,071 --> 00:19:44,071
Why?
361
00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:45,748
You didn't prepare it, did you?
362
00:19:45,908 --> 00:19:49,528
Know what? I had really rough night.
And my boss can back me up on that.
363
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,056
- I'm your boss.
- My other boss, Mr. Figaro.
364
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,766
You've another job?
365
00:19:54,482 --> 00:19:58,079
What I do beetween 5:30 pm and 1:00 am
is nobody's business
366
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,356
but mine and my other businesses.
367
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:02,983
Are you a cocktail waitress?
368
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,521
You cannot have a second job
369
00:20:05,681 --> 00:20:07,447
- if it affects your work here.
- It won't.
370
00:20:07,784 --> 00:20:09,032
- It did already.
- Okay.
371
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,603
Honestly,
372
00:20:11,153 --> 00:20:14,245
it is unlikely
that I was gonna figure this out anyway.
373
00:20:16,853 --> 00:20:18,952
- You're so funny.
- Why is Darryl here?
374
00:20:19,112 --> 00:20:20,960
- He works in the warehouse.
- I invited him.
375
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,422
It's not a party. Darryl, downstairs,
this isn't information you need.
376
00:20:24,646 --> 00:20:28,282
This information here?
Yeah, you're right. I don't need this.
377
00:20:31,986 --> 00:20:33,688
Hey, come on.
378
00:20:35,376 --> 00:20:37,393
- See you later tonight.
- I got plans later.
379
00:20:37,622 --> 00:20:38,872
Okay, bye honey.
380
00:20:45,769 --> 00:20:47,416
How long to get this presentation ready?
381
00:20:47,576 --> 00:20:49,092
Why don't you do the presentation?
382
00:20:49,252 --> 00:20:51,810
- I mean, you know how to do it.
- What I really want...
383
00:20:51,970 --> 00:20:54,661
honestly, is for you to know it
so that you can communicate
384
00:20:54,823 --> 00:20:57,126
to the people here,
to your clients, to whomever.
385
00:20:58,159 --> 00:20:59,159
What?
386
00:20:59,368 --> 00:21:01,417
- It's whoever, not whomever.
- No, it's whomever.
387
00:21:01,577 --> 00:21:03,586
No, whomever is never actually right.
388
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,171
Well, sometimes it's right.
389
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:08,263
Michael is right. It's a made-up word
used to trick students.
390
00:21:08,423 --> 00:21:12,133
No, actually whomever is
the formal version of the word.
391
00:21:12,293 --> 00:21:15,223
Obviously, it's a real word, but
I don't know when to use it correctly.
392
00:21:15,499 --> 00:21:17,392
- Not a native speaker.
- I know what's right.
393
00:21:17,741 --> 00:21:18,887
But I'm not gonna say
394
00:21:19,047 --> 00:21:22,021
because you're all jerks
who didn't come see my band last night.
395
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:23,947
- You know the correct one?
- I don't know.
396
00:21:24,262 --> 00:21:27,652
It's whom when it's the object of the
sentence, and who when it's the subject.
397
00:21:27,812 --> 00:21:29,696
- That sounds right.
- It sounds, but is it?
398
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,665
- Ryan use it as an object?
- As an object.
399
00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:33,074
Ryan used me as an object.
400
00:21:33,514 --> 00:21:35,785
- Is he right about that?
- How did he use it again?
401
00:21:35,945 --> 00:21:38,005
It was Ryan wanted Michael,
the subject,
402
00:21:38,165 --> 00:21:40,258
to explain the computer system,
the object.
403
00:21:40,418 --> 00:21:41,833
- Thank you.
- To whomever,
404
00:21:42,109 --> 00:21:45,869
meaning us, the indirect object,
which is the correct use of the word.
405
00:21:46,029 --> 00:21:50,073
No one asked you anything ever,
so whomever's name is Toby,
406
00:21:50,233 --> 00:21:52,844
why don't you take a letter opener
and stick it into your skull.
407
00:21:53,027 --> 00:21:55,595
Hey, this doesn't matter.
And I don't even care.
408
00:21:55,630 --> 00:21:58,628
Michael, you quit the other job
or you're fired here.
409
00:22:02,785 --> 00:22:06,844
I've never done this before.
I've never quit anything...
410
00:22:07,838 --> 00:22:08,960
in my life,
411
00:22:09,919 --> 00:22:10,919
so...
412
00:22:11,754 --> 00:22:13,310
You are filming history.
413
00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:17,379
Nick, I had a dream last night
that I had two full-time jobs.
414
00:22:18,016 --> 00:22:20,823
One here
at the lipaphadrazone diet pill company.
415
00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:22,325
- Lipaphedrine.
- The other,
416
00:22:23,150 --> 00:22:26,829
I was regional manager of a small paper
supply company called Dunder Mifflin.
417
00:22:27,252 --> 00:22:29,268
- Never heard of it.
- In this dream,
418
00:22:29,428 --> 00:22:32,084
I did both of these jobs beautifully.
419
00:22:32,314 --> 00:22:35,051
And I loved it.
And everybody loved me.
420
00:22:35,641 --> 00:22:36,714
The truth is...
421
00:22:37,929 --> 00:22:40,134
- I can't do this.
- Are you quitting?
422
00:22:42,089 --> 00:22:43,091
I am.
423
00:22:43,339 --> 00:22:46,716
Come back anytime.
Don't forget to disinfect your headset.
424
00:22:48,697 --> 00:22:50,848
I was never in this for the money.
425
00:22:53,089 --> 00:22:57,026
But it turns out that the money
was an absolute necessity for me.
426
00:22:57,697 --> 00:22:59,347
I tried to live the dream.
427
00:22:59,572 --> 00:23:01,822
I trieto have a job,
a girlfriend,
428
00:23:03,210 --> 00:23:05,618
another job, and I failed.
429
00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:09,497
But the good thing
about the American Dream
430
00:23:09,657 --> 00:23:12,856
is that you can just
go to sleep.
431
00:23:14,278 --> 00:23:17,097
And try it all again the next night.
432
00:23:23,824 --> 00:23:25,221
So...
433
00:23:28,211 --> 00:23:29,211
What's up?
434
00:23:29,260 --> 00:23:32,812
Me, all night, dreaming
about Angela's smoking hot body.
435
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:35,763
- You're being gross.
- Not from a male perspective.
436
00:23:36,085 --> 00:23:37,483
You need to set me up with her.
437
00:23:37,723 --> 00:23:41,918
I know she told you she's looking and
she's totally not responding my moves.
438
00:23:42,078 --> 00:23:43,079
What moves?
439
00:23:43,239 --> 00:23:45,950
I've moonwalked past accounting,
like, ten times.
440
00:23:46,355 --> 00:23:48,665
- Can't believe it's not working.
- Yeah.
441
00:23:50,969 --> 00:23:53,194
I don't know
if I really see you two together.
442
00:23:53,374 --> 00:23:57,545
Really? Well maybe you should look
in the small part on your brain.
443
00:23:57,962 --> 00:23:59,380
- She's very religious.
- Okay,
444
00:23:59,644 --> 00:24:03,917
well I come from a line of W.A.S.P.S.
so long it leads back to Moses.
445
00:24:04,128 --> 00:24:06,642
Okay, well she takes
her convictions pretty seriously.
446
00:24:06,802 --> 00:24:08,116
She could be kind of severe.
447
00:24:08,276 --> 00:24:09,849
Yeah, and I punched a hole in a wall.
448
00:24:10,235 --> 00:24:11,809
- That's right, you did.
- Yeah.
449
00:24:12,309 --> 00:24:16,501
Now that I think about it, Angela and
Andy might actually make a good couple.
450
00:24:17,684 --> 00:24:19,542
But I couldn't do that to Dwight...
451
00:24:19,998 --> 00:24:21,049
or Angela...
452
00:24:22,603 --> 00:24:23,604
or Andy.
453
00:24:27,688 --> 00:24:28,711
Hey Kevin,
454
00:24:29,705 --> 00:24:31,357
you're a gambler, right?
455
00:24:32,432 --> 00:24:36,843
A rounder.
You play the ponies, tall horses.
456
00:24:37,871 --> 00:24:39,410
I do gamble, Michael.
457
00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:42,614
I was thinking
about doing some gambling myself.
458
00:24:42,774 --> 00:24:46,010
You know, just a little bit of money.
Maybe doubling it and then doubling it,
459
00:24:46,170 --> 00:24:47,672
several more times.
460
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:51,570
I don't know. Kind of just for fun.
I was thinking...
461
00:24:52,070 --> 00:24:55,561
Do you have any tips or ideas
about sure things?
462
00:24:56,881 --> 00:24:58,196
Like a boxer...
463
00:24:59,691 --> 00:25:03,527
who is gonna throw the big fight,
464
00:25:03,981 --> 00:25:07,907
you know, like he's tied in
to some crooked dealings
465
00:25:08,067 --> 00:25:11,118
and maybe his kid is sick or something.
Like, who do I call about that?
466
00:25:13,135 --> 00:25:14,307
The mob.
467
00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:18,109
Do you know anybody in the mob?
468
00:25:21,023 --> 00:25:22,023
Okay.
469
00:25:25,185 --> 00:25:26,186
Oscar...
470
00:25:27,316 --> 00:25:29,303
I'm gonna need
another advance on my salary.
471
00:25:31,028 --> 00:25:34,016
- What do you mean you've plans tonight?
- I have my daughter tonight.
472
00:25:34,261 --> 00:25:35,681
We're renting Charlotte's Web.
473
00:25:35,841 --> 00:25:37,238
Well you have to make a choice.
474
00:25:37,398 --> 00:25:39,480
- It's either your daughter or me.
- My daughter.
475
00:25:41,213 --> 00:25:42,213
Okay.
476
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,360
I see how it is.
477
00:25:52,028 --> 00:25:53,178
That was cold.
478
00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:01,812
He's always been terrible with money.
479
00:26:01,972 --> 00:26:04,632
I bet it's Jan
spending him straight to the poorhouse.
480
00:26:04,792 --> 00:26:06,611
Yeah, women be shoppin'.
481
00:26:07,105 --> 00:26:09,277
I can't believe he has a second job.
482
00:26:09,441 --> 00:26:11,977
- He's not even good at his first one.
- Hey guys.
483
00:26:15,665 --> 00:26:17,242
Whatcha talking about?
484
00:26:18,668 --> 00:26:20,495
Okay, I know what's going on.
485
00:26:20,655 --> 00:26:22,296
Talking about Jim and Pam.
486
00:26:22,649 --> 00:26:24,809
If they're having sex,
what it looks like... I know.
487
00:26:28,226 --> 00:26:30,948
Michael,
are you having money problems?
488
00:26:31,416 --> 00:26:33,632
Monkey problems?
No, I'm not having monkey problems.
489
00:26:33,883 --> 00:26:35,411
Why would I have monkey problems?
490
00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:37,913
- I know you heard me correctly.
- Oh, I hate monkeys.
491
00:26:38,427 --> 00:26:40,927
What's going on?
Why do you have a second job?
492
00:26:41,371 --> 00:26:42,877
I don't have a second job.
493
00:26:43,225 --> 00:26:45,743
Maybe I am having an affair
494
00:26:46,241 --> 00:26:47,455
with Suzanne Sommers.
495
00:26:47,670 --> 00:26:49,884
- Jan has no money?
- I don't talk to my girlfriend
496
00:26:50,044 --> 00:26:52,336
about money.
It's rude and unsexual.
497
00:26:52,496 --> 00:26:55,306
True, it's best to hide
our money problems from women.
498
00:26:55,765 --> 00:26:57,030
I totally agree with you.
499
00:26:57,190 --> 00:26:58,726
But I don't have money problems.
500
00:27:00,170 --> 00:27:01,709
All right, you know what?
501
00:27:02,058 --> 00:27:03,058
Watch this.
502
00:27:05,335 --> 00:27:06,967
If I had money problems,
503
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,234
would I do this?
504
00:27:18,139 --> 00:27:20,409
- You just put it back in your pocket.
- Yeah.
505
00:27:20,569 --> 00:27:23,542
Yeah, but I destroyed it.
It's not even usable anymore.
506
00:27:27,626 --> 00:27:30,174
Hey, let's call this what it is.
507
00:27:32,334 --> 00:27:35,542
It's like she only wants to hook up
when Ryan comes around.
508
00:27:35,795 --> 00:27:38,925
It's gotten to the point where I get
excited everytime I see that little dude
509
00:27:39,085 --> 00:27:40,643
walk through the door.
510
00:27:41,479 --> 00:27:43,854
Well I just need to know
where this is going.
511
00:27:44,691 --> 00:27:45,691
Hey,
512
00:27:46,441 --> 00:27:47,441
I like you.
513
00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:49,666
All right?
514
00:27:49,975 --> 00:27:51,356
Why's not to like?
515
00:27:53,721 --> 00:27:56,075
But you need to access
your uncrazy side.
516
00:27:56,903 --> 00:27:59,529
Otherwise
maybe this thing has run its course.
517
00:28:01,835 --> 00:28:04,304
Don't you dare walk away from me,
Darryl Philbin.
518
00:28:04,464 --> 00:28:06,395
You're the most selfish person
I've ever met...
519
00:28:06,555 --> 00:28:07,621
Slow down.
520
00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:09,271
Think it over.
521
00:28:11,292 --> 00:28:12,341
Darryl Philbin
522
00:28:12,501 --> 00:28:15,214
is the most complicated man
that I've ever met.
523
00:28:15,497 --> 00:28:18,147
I mean,
who says exactly what they're thinking.
524
00:28:20,121 --> 00:28:21,853
What kind of game is that?
525
00:28:25,117 --> 00:28:26,184
Hey, cuz.
526
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,650
- Heard you're having money problems.
- No, you didn't.
527
00:28:29,810 --> 00:28:31,068
Listen, I got the answer.
528
00:28:31,247 --> 00:28:34,279
You declare bankruptcy,
all your problems away.
529
00:28:34,593 --> 00:28:36,405
Creed Bratton
has never declared bankruptcy.
530
00:28:36,565 --> 00:28:40,280
When Creed Bratton gets in trouble,
he transfers his debt to
531
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,130
William Charles Schneider.
532
00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:43,789
How would that help, Creed?
533
00:28:43,949 --> 00:28:46,166
In monopoly,
you go bankrupt, you lose.
534
00:28:46,326 --> 00:28:48,275
You don't go by monoly, man.
535
00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:49,727
That game is nuts.
536
00:28:49,887 --> 00:28:53,155
Nobody just picks up
"Get out of jail free" cards.
537
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,196
Those things cost thousands.
538
00:28:55,913 --> 00:28:57,028
That is a good point.
539
00:28:57,188 --> 00:28:59,972
Bankruptcy, Michael,
is nature's do-over.
540
00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:02,737
It's a fresh start.
It's a clean slate.
541
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,702
Like the witness protection program.
542
00:29:04,862 --> 00:29:06,652
- Exactly.
- Not at all!
543
00:29:07,716 --> 00:29:10,558
I've always wanted to be
in the witness protection program.
544
00:29:10,718 --> 00:29:12,997
Fresh start.
No debts, no bagage.
545
00:29:13,903 --> 00:29:17,424
I've already got my name picked up:
"Lord Rupert Everton."
546
00:29:18,070 --> 00:29:22,051
I'm a, uh, shipping merchant
who raises fancy dogs.
547
00:29:22,901 --> 00:29:24,151
That's the life.
548
00:29:30,339 --> 00:29:32,344
I declare...
549
00:29:33,365 --> 00:29:35,772
bankruptcy!
550
00:29:45,797 --> 00:29:50,029
Hey, I just wanted you to know that
you can't just say the word "bankruptcy"
551
00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:51,575
and expect anything to happen.
552
00:29:51,739 --> 00:29:53,860
- I didn't say it, I declared it.
- Still...
553
00:29:54,182 --> 00:29:55,987
That's...
That's not anything.
554
00:29:57,611 --> 00:29:59,260
This is a lot of credit card debt.
555
00:29:59,420 --> 00:30:00,675
Yeah, tell about it.
556
00:30:01,027 --> 00:30:03,681
You know,
Jan has my credit cards and she's...
557
00:30:04,186 --> 00:30:06,039
using 'em as if I'm made of money.
558
00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:08,416
She thinks I'm a human ATM machine.
559
00:30:09,483 --> 00:30:11,377
Okay.
$125, Amazon.
560
00:30:12,546 --> 00:30:14,864
Oh, Best of the Muppet Show on DVD.
561
00:30:15,024 --> 00:30:16,044
Classic.
562
00:30:16,539 --> 00:30:19,260
$1200.
What's a "Core-Blaster Extreme"?
563
00:30:19,544 --> 00:30:23,184
That is by far,
the best way to strengthen your core.
564
00:30:23,536 --> 00:30:24,769
This machine...
565
00:30:25,107 --> 00:30:26,684
You sit on a stabilizer ball.
566
00:30:26,890 --> 00:30:29,521
You put your feet
into the power stirrups, you reach up
567
00:30:29,681 --> 00:30:31,180
and you grab onto the super rod.
568
00:30:31,340 --> 00:30:34,025
And you twist
and you twist and you twist.
569
00:30:34,672 --> 00:30:36,402
It strengthens your entire core.
570
00:30:36,922 --> 00:30:41,339
Your back core,
your arm core, your...
571
00:30:41,915 --> 00:30:44,160
The marine corps actually uses it.
572
00:30:44,793 --> 00:30:46,412
I think that's how they got "corps."
573
00:30:51,486 --> 00:30:53,819
I left a little present for Angela.
574
00:30:54,455 --> 00:30:56,294
I think she's going to like it
575
00:30:56,454 --> 00:30:59,583
'cause I found it
outside vance refrigeration all alone.
576
00:31:00,044 --> 00:31:03,666
And I told her in the note
that the cat came to find her.
577
00:31:04,036 --> 00:31:06,972
That they were
destined to be together.
578
00:31:10,074 --> 00:31:11,187
I got game.
579
00:31:17,161 --> 00:31:20,363
Okay, the green bar is what you spend
every month on stuff you need.
580
00:31:20,987 --> 00:31:22,510
Like a car or a house.
581
00:31:22,954 --> 00:31:26,043
That is so cool
how you have my name at the top.
582
00:31:27,645 --> 00:31:31,618
The red bar
is what you spend on non-essentials,
583
00:31:31,778 --> 00:31:34,127
like magazines, entertainments,
things like that.
584
00:31:35,046 --> 00:31:38,798
This scary black bar
is what you spend
585
00:31:38,958 --> 00:31:41,732
on things that no one
ever, ever needs,
586
00:31:41,892 --> 00:31:44,799
like multiple magic sets,
professional bass fishing equipment.
587
00:31:44,959 --> 00:31:48,308
How do you do this so fast?
Is this Powerpoint?
588
00:31:58,471 --> 00:31:59,622
Oh, man.
589
00:32:01,188 --> 00:32:03,148
Angela really had a hold on him.
590
00:32:04,485 --> 00:32:05,486
Angela.
591
00:32:05,944 --> 00:32:08,516
Michael, I'm gonna set you and Jan
up with a debt consolidator.
592
00:32:08,676 --> 00:32:11,748
- You meet with this guy...
- No. We're leaving Jan out of this.
593
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,168
- She has to know.
- We will find another way.
594
00:32:15,670 --> 00:32:17,212
We'll ask Powerpoint.
595
00:32:17,728 --> 00:32:19,297
Michael, this is a presentation tool.
596
00:32:19,457 --> 00:32:22,463
You're a presentation tool, if you think
I'm gonna tell Jan about this.
597
00:32:22,628 --> 00:32:24,044
- I'm done.
- No, you're not...
598
00:32:24,204 --> 00:32:25,720
Just...
You're not a tool.
599
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,086
Look, I'll tell her that it's bad.
600
00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:29,999
But it could've been a lot worse
601
00:32:30,159 --> 00:32:34,704
but due to some fancy financial footwork
I was able to cut it in half.
602
00:32:36,467 --> 00:32:37,768
Jan is smart.
603
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,184
She poses.
604
00:32:42,874 --> 00:32:44,322
Dwight, how's the hotel business?
605
00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:46,243
Stupid.
606
00:32:47,764 --> 00:32:49,327
You checked Trip Advisor recently?
607
00:32:49,827 --> 00:32:50,827
No...
608
00:32:52,578 --> 00:32:53,843
Maybe you should.
609
00:32:54,403 --> 00:32:55,753
Maybe you should...
610
00:32:56,818 --> 00:32:57,858
Whatever.
611
00:33:01,095 --> 00:33:03,341
We wrote a good review.
Under comments,
612
00:33:03,501 --> 00:33:05,885
we wrote:
"The natural aroma of the beets
613
00:33:06,045 --> 00:33:09,281
"drifts into the bedrooms
and makes you dream of simpler times."
614
00:33:09,441 --> 00:33:12,850
"The dawn goose walk
will tug at your artstrings."
615
00:33:13,170 --> 00:33:15,598
"Table-making never seemed so possible."
616
00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:18,762
"You will never
want to leave your room."
617
00:33:19,084 --> 00:33:22,944
"The architecture reminds
one of a quaint Tuscan beetfarm."
618
00:33:27,733 --> 00:33:29,242
I'm glad you enjoyed your stay.
619
00:33:29,545 --> 00:33:30,696
We really did.
620
00:33:30,856 --> 00:33:31,959
It was fun.
621
00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:42,416
So due to Michael's
clever financial maneuvering,
622
00:33:42,702 --> 00:33:45,076
he finds himself tremendously in debt.
623
00:33:45,727 --> 00:33:46,795
You're bro?
624
00:33:48,631 --> 00:33:51,601
How did you get that
from what Oscar's saying? That's not...
625
00:33:51,761 --> 00:33:54,851
I mean Michael, how did this happen?
Where exactly did your money go?
626
00:33:56,496 --> 00:33:58,012
I...
I don't...
627
00:33:58,545 --> 00:34:00,829
I don't get this.
I really don't. I don't...
628
00:34:01,142 --> 00:34:02,923
I don't understand how
629
00:34:03,438 --> 00:34:04,811
you could be so...
630
00:34:06,107 --> 00:34:07,354
irresponsible.
631
00:34:07,514 --> 00:34:08,545
I mean...
632
00:34:10,696 --> 00:34:12,702
It is astounding to me, really.
633
00:34:13,109 --> 00:34:15,471
- I don't know what more to say...
- Jan?
634
00:34:15,982 --> 00:34:17,859
- Yeah, what?
- Michael left.
635
00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:22,479
- Okay, where did he go?
- I don't know.
636
00:34:24,045 --> 00:34:25,747
Well is he coming right back?
637
00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:27,499
I don't think so.
638
00:34:30,249 --> 00:34:31,487
I'll be right there.
639
00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:50,718
What am I doing?
I'm...
640
00:34:51,527 --> 00:34:54,625
blowing dodge.
I'm getting out of town.
641
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:59,649
Whatever you'll call it.
I'm running away from my responsibilies.
642
00:35:00,921 --> 00:35:02,311
And it feels good.
643
00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:08,876
You may ask me out to dinner.
644
00:35:11,288 --> 00:35:14,776
Nothing fancy or foreign.
No bars, no patios, no vegetables.
645
00:35:14,936 --> 00:35:16,230
And no seafood.
646
00:35:24,278 --> 00:35:25,278
Dwight.
647
00:35:49,172 --> 00:35:51,522
Did I ever tell you
why I left Scranton?
648
00:35:54,843 --> 00:35:56,581
Yeah, I didn't think I had.
649
00:35:57,432 --> 00:35:58,436
Well...
650
00:35:59,444 --> 00:36:00,989
It was all about Pam.
651
00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:04,700
Yeah, I mean...
652
00:36:05,723 --> 00:36:08,369
she was with Roy, and...
653
00:36:09,456 --> 00:36:11,129
I just couldn't take it.
654
00:36:13,112 --> 00:36:15,170
I mean, I lost it, Dwight.
655
00:36:16,860 --> 00:36:18,310
I couldn't sleep,
656
00:36:19,096 --> 00:36:21,326
I couldn't concentrate on anything.
657
00:36:23,896 --> 00:36:25,494
And then weird stuff, like,
658
00:36:25,913 --> 00:36:28,859
food had no taste.
659
00:36:30,798 --> 00:36:33,436
So my solution was to move away.
660
00:36:35,298 --> 00:36:36,411
It was awful.
661
00:36:38,514 --> 00:36:41,853
And it is something
that I would wish on my worst enemy.
662
00:36:45,861 --> 00:36:47,374
And that includes you.
663
00:37:23,426 --> 00:37:24,988
Hey, I was thinking about dinner...
664
00:37:31,174 --> 00:37:32,174
Dinner...
665
00:37:32,252 --> 00:37:34,846
Let's see, maybe we should try the...
666
00:37:35,006 --> 00:37:36,815
new italian place
where was the dry cleaner.
667
00:37:37,044 --> 00:37:38,114
- Okay.
- Yeah?
668
00:37:38,274 --> 00:37:39,275
Yeah.
669
00:37:39,483 --> 00:37:40,484
Okay.
670
00:37:42,737 --> 00:37:45,725
Jim's just really passionate
about italian food.
671
00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:48,899
Yeah,
672
00:37:49,214 --> 00:37:51,846
I'm very passionate about italian food.
673
00:37:53,834 --> 00:37:55,078
In fact...
674
00:37:56,272 --> 00:37:58,160
I'm in love with italian food.
675
00:38:06,734 --> 00:38:09,672
- Jan, he went running that way...
- Okay, great. Thanks.
676
00:38:13,158 --> 00:38:17,147
Runaway train never coming back
677
00:38:18,138 --> 00:38:21,012
Runaway and I'm never coming back
678
00:38:21,172 --> 00:38:22,172
Michael?
679
00:38:23,485 --> 00:38:24,485
Hey, Jan.
680
00:38:26,923 --> 00:38:28,173
What's going on?
681
00:38:29,738 --> 00:38:30,738
Not much.
682
00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:34,057
- What's up with you?
- Why are you sitting on a train?
683
00:38:34,217 --> 00:38:36,739
- Where are you going?
- I'm out of answers, Jan.
684
00:38:37,108 --> 00:38:38,294
What does that mean?
685
00:38:38,673 --> 00:38:40,575
I told you, no more answers.
686
00:38:41,970 --> 00:38:43,515
This is who I am now.
687
00:38:45,612 --> 00:38:47,791
A guy on a train with no answers.
688
00:38:48,807 --> 00:38:50,326
I hope that can be enough for you.
689
00:38:50,486 --> 00:38:51,897
Michael, come on.
690
00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:55,811
Running away from your problems
won't solve anything, you know that.
691
00:38:55,971 --> 00:38:58,022
- I don't know that.
- Creditors can follow you
692
00:38:58,182 --> 00:39:00,952
anywhere with ease.
Your debt follows you around the world.
693
00:39:01,112 --> 00:39:03,190
- Electronically.
- I'll stay off the grid.
694
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,099
Michael, come on.
695
00:39:05,406 --> 00:39:08,353
Come on, you can deal with this.
It's not that bad.
696
00:39:09,912 --> 00:39:11,242
Yeah, it is.
697
00:39:13,058 --> 00:39:14,059
It is.
698
00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:15,940
I really messed up.
699
00:39:17,928 --> 00:39:18,929
Well...
700
00:39:20,736 --> 00:39:21,741
When...
701
00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:25,564
When my life fell apart and they...
And they screwed me in New York
702
00:39:25,724 --> 00:39:28,011
and I felt like my whole world
was collapsing around me,
703
00:39:28,171 --> 00:39:29,275
I didn't have anyone.
704
00:39:29,435 --> 00:39:33,032
I mean, my whole family still won't even
talk me on the advice of council
705
00:39:33,192 --> 00:39:36,352
and my friends...
were just waiting for this to happen.
706
00:39:36,825 --> 00:39:39,021
- That's really nice of you to say.
- Michael, no.
707
00:39:39,348 --> 00:39:43,274
What I want to say is
you were there for me.
708
00:39:44,752 --> 00:39:45,752
By my side.
709
00:39:47,216 --> 00:39:48,782
Without even a thought.
710
00:39:50,434 --> 00:39:52,022
That's just who you are.
711
00:39:56,584 --> 00:39:57,585
I mean...
712
00:39:58,689 --> 00:40:02,262
No matter
how badly I treat you or...
713
00:40:02,970 --> 00:40:06,215
what l'm going through you just...
You are there for me.
714
00:40:06,990 --> 00:40:10,659
And that is a guy
worth staying beside.
715
00:40:13,305 --> 00:40:15,171
So where's this train taking us?
716
00:40:19,958 --> 00:40:21,064
I don't...
717
00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:23,397
I think the engineer left.
718
00:40:56,042 --> 00:40:58,408
Hello, this is Dwight Schrute
calling from Dunder Mifflin,
719
00:40:58,568 --> 00:41:02,347
and according to our records,
you appear to be low on office supplies.
720
00:41:02,822 --> 00:41:05,774
Okay, sure,
I can take care of that right now.
721
00:41:07,968 --> 00:41:09,809
Don't sell your implants, please.
722
00:41:09,969 --> 00:41:12,582
I'm keeping them.
I know you like them.
723
00:41:15,826 --> 00:41:18,297
- They're kind of uncomfortable though.
- It's nice though.
724
00:41:18,457 --> 00:41:21,533
- My nipples aren't as sensitive now.
- Looks cute though.