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To "whose line is it anyway?"
on tonight's show,

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Wow. That ride looks scary...
wayne brady.

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Wow. That ride looks fast...
chip esten.

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Wow. This ride is fast...
colin mochrie.

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And, oh, no, that thing
is going to be ryan stiles.

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And I'm your host drew carey.

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Come on down,
let's have some fun.

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Hello.

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Hello and welcome to
"whose line is it anyway?,"

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Where everything's made up
and the points don't matter.

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That's right,
the points are worthless,

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Just like shaquille o'neal
at the free throw line.

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It's true.

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Just kidding around if I ever
run into you, buddy.

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If you never saw
the show before,

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These guys
make up everything

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Off the top of their heads.

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We give fakey points
at the end of every round,

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And at the end
we pick a winner.

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The winner gets
to sit here and relax

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While the losers have
a very good chance

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Of discovering
the woman within.

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Let's start out with a game
called "weird newscasters."

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This is for everybody.
Come on down here.

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Uh, colin...

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Colin is going to be
the anchor of a news show.

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Chip, you're the co-anchor,
a young cowboy rodeo star...

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Sports, you're doing.

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Wayne, wayne, you are

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The entire United States
synchronized swimming team.

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Uh, ryan,
you're doing the weather.

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You're rapidly descending
the evolutionary scale.

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Uh, so, whenever
you're ready, colin.

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Whenever you hear the music,
start the news.

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[ news theme plays ]

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Welcome to the 6:00 news.

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I'm your anchor
puffy "don't need" combs.

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Our top story today...

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An entire cult
of dead killer bees

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Were found dead.

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They are thought to have
committed insecticide.

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[ applause ]

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And now over
to our co-anchor

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Dewey don't-ey.

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Dewey?

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Okay. Oh, all right.
Here we go.

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Okay, go now, now, now!

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Whoo! Whoo!

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[ cheers and applause ]

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And now over to sports

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With our sports anchor
juan tanamara. Juan?

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Hello. Today in sports,
all the football teams

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Are going to make
a... clink...

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A big splash.

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[ humming ]

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Back to you.

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This just in...

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It's still
not really a sport.

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And now...

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Chip: You damn right.
Mm-hmm.

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And now over to weather

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With our weatherman
dippy deloo. Dippy?

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Thank you very much,
colin.

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As you can see,

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We've got, uh, rain
coming in for the, uh,

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For the, uh, the weekend,

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And the clouds
will be going away.

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They'll all be...

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[ makes buzzer sound ]

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You each get 1,000 points.

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Let's go on
to party quirks.

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Back to you.

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Well, that's all the news
that's fit to tell.

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See you tomorrow
on the 6:00 news.

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Good night.

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All right,
I'll just leave now.

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That was ringling brothers.
They want their shoes back.

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Oh, all right.

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Emmett can't go on
without his shoes.

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All right,
just to be a big man,

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1,000 points apiece.

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Yes.

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I can take it.
Doesn't bother me.

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Tall big-nosed freak, you.

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Let's go to a game
called "narrate."

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This is for colin
and the freak.

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Oh, man.

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Colin and the tall freak.

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What we need
from the audience

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Is an unlikely place
for a film noir scene.

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Man: Bathroom.

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Man #2: Bike shop.

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Bike shop.
So you're at a bike shop.

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Not the best suggestion,
but for the freak,

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He can make anything funny,
right, freak? I'm sorry.

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You just have to
forget now.

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Okay, so,
colin and the freak,

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You're going to act out
a film noir scene

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T in a bike shop.

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Take it away
whenever you're ready.

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[ slow piano music playing ]

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15 years ago,
someone stole my schwinn.

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I've been searching
all across america

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And four continents.

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I knew there were others,

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But I was pretty sure
they weren't there.

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Everywhere led me
to this strange bike shop

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Where I noticed the owner
was blowing up a zeppelin.

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Excuse me. I'm looking
for a special schwinn...

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Has a banana seat

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And an "I love canada"
sticker.

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[ applause ]

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Really?

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Yeah.

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He asked
for a banana seat.

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I wonder why.

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A banana seat, you say?

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They're kind of rare
nowadays.

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Are they?

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You don't have anything
like that in the shop?

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Well, I got one bike
in the back room.

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Really?

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Having been blinded
by his tie,

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It took me a wle to see

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That he actually
had a banana seat

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Sticking out the top
of his pants.

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This was the man
I'd been looking for

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For 15 years.

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Now was time
for him to pay.

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What's this?

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Th my baeat!

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My banana seat!

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I'm going to get my gun.

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As he was going
for his gun,

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Several emotions ran
across my face...

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Fear, happiness, sadness.

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I knew I was going
for an ey

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And yet
would never get one.

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Man.

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Hey, what do you think
you're doing with that?

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I want the seat back.
I want the seat back now.

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What do you want with it?

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I'll hold that.

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He asked me
what I wanted with it,

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And although I didn't know,
at this point I thought

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Maybe I shouldn't have
given him the gun.

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I want you
to assemble my bike

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The way it was
15 years ago

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From all the scrap
around here right now.

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Do it fast.

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Squeaky, squeaky,
squeaky, squeaky.

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Clunk.

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Yeah, it was put together,

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But wait till you see
what happens

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When he rides it.

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[ makes crashing sound ]

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I didn't want
the firestone tires.

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[ buzzer ]

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1,000 points, everybody.

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10,000 points to ryan.

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I'm sorry
I called you freak.

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[ imitates gorilla ]

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You're not a freak.
You're my friend.

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I shouldn't have called you
freak on national tv.

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Audience: Aw.

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And...

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[ laughs ]

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I love you.

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All right, good enough.

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A very special
"whose line is it anyway?"

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I did.
I felt bad the whole show,

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The whole scene,
because I called him a freak.

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I felt great

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While I was doing
that monkey thing.

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Now let's go on
to a game called "duet."

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This is for chip and wayne

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With laura hall
and linda taylor.

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What's your name?
Marilee.

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What do you do
for a living?

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Pet photographer. Where,
at sears or someplace?

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Oh, just on the street?

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You just walk up
to strangers?

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Okay, come on down here
and say hi to everybody.

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Okay, go have a seat.

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This is marilee.
She's, uh...

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Nobody does it
like marilee.

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[ laughs ]

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Marile
she's a pet photographer.

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She doesn't work anywhere.
She just walks up to people

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And takes pictures
of their pets, I guess.

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You're going
to sing a song to her

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In the style of, uh,
aerosmith and run-dmc.

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♪ run, run-dmc, t.C. ♪

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Fresh, fresh.

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Yow!

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Yeah.

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♪ well,
I met a little girl ♪

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♪ and I met her
at the corner ♪

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♪ and I took her
to see my pet ♪

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♪ and she took a little picture
with a big bad camera ♪

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♪ and a picture
that I won't forget ♪

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♪ and I got my little bowzer,
a cute little schnauzer ♪

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♪ and I took him in
and got some fleas ♪

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♪ but I took her to a house
and she saw a little mouse ♪

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♪ and she said to my dog,
"say cheese" ♪

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Y-y-yow, yow, yow!

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♪ let me tell you something,
she's in to see the attic ♪

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♪ realize this,
I've got an automac ♪

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♪ what can I do?
Man, I'm bored ♪

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♪ oh, my goodness,
she's got a polaroid ♪

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♪ yes, her job,
it's not a toughy ♪

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♪ took a picture of scruffy ♪

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♪ that what sheo,
that's what she does ♪

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♪ hey, man, what was... ♪

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♪ it that you took
the picture of my dog ♪

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♪ she... she took a picture
of my dog ♪

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Yeah.

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Y-y-yow! Yow! Yow!

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Fresh, fresh.

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[ buzzer ]

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Yeah!

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Bow-bow-wow.

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That was great.
We'll be right back

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With more "whose line."
don't go away.

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hey, welcome back
to "whose line iit anyway?"

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We get a lot
of people asking us,

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"how can I be e
of the cast mbers

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On 'whose line is it anyway?'"
here'shat you do.

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Take a naked polaroid
of yourself,

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Send it to "I want to be
on whose line,"

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Care of "whose line."

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That's how I got on.

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Anyway,
we're going to move on

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With aame called
"infomcial."

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Is is
for ryan and col.

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[ applause ]

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St set this one up here.

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You ve your bo

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What I need from the audience
is a, uh, suggestion

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Of somhing
you might see sold

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For self-improvement
or beauty enhancement.

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Woman: Toupee.

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Man: Hair removal.

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Hair removal.

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[ laughter ]

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Hair removal.

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So you're selling, uh,
hair removal products

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On an infomercial.

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Wonder how good they work.

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You have to use all the items
we put in that box for you.

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So take it away
whenever you're ready.

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Hi, there.
We're the phillips twins.

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Notice anything different
about us

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[ drew laughs ]

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That's right
one of us has lots of ha,

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Thother has so hair.

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Because the chicksove it.
That's why...

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[ cheers and applause ]

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We have come up
with a hair removal process

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That will make you
10 times sexier

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Than anyone with hair
and a big nose.

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That's right.

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That's right,
and through 10 easy steps,

264
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You can achieve
a look like this.

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And it's cheap.

266
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What have we got here
first, brother?

267
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Well,
let's take a look at...

268
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No, let's wait
for that, colin.

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What's that look like
to you?

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Why, it looks like a thing

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That measures things
when you squirt.

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A baster? Is that what
you're thinking about?

273
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That's exactly...

274
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I didn't want to lose anyone
with all the technical terms.

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No, colin, actually,

276
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This has 100 times
the sucking power

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Of any baster.

278
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How will that help you
with hair removal?

279
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Wait a minute, colin.

280
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You seem to have one
in your neck there.

281
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I'll just save that.

282
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And it's painless.

283
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It's okay. We're twins.

284
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That's an odd piece
of something.

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It certainly is.

286
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Oh, man.

287
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Exactly. You know,

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If you're going to be
an olympic swimmer, say,

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Or just someone
who needs no chest hair,

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This is the item for you.

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Easy... just squeeze
until the hairs are seized,

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Then very gently rip!

293
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Aah!

294
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Oh.

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You know,

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After the hair is removed,

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There's nothing
like a good buff.

298
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Now, colin,

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A lot of times-

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A lot of times

301
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You might remove
a little too much hair,

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But remember that follicle
is still in there.

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You can always get the hair

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To pop back up
into your scalp...

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[ cheers and applause ]

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Just that easy,

307
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And if you act by tomorrow,

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We'll give you
this special gift.

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♪ do-de-de-do ♪

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I have no hair!

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Now...

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You may think
to yourself...

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[ laughing ]

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♪ do-de-de-do ♪

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♪ do-de-de-do ♪

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I have no hair.

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You may think to yourself,

318
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"hey, you know what?
After my hair is gone,

319
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"I might not always like
the look

320
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"and women might not
find it attractive.

321
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"how do I get
their interest?

322
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Maybe with a sense
of humor?"

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That's why
we've thrown this in free.

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[ buzzer ]

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[ cheers and applause ]

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♪ do-de-de-do ♪

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Both: I have no hair.

328
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♪ do-de-de-do ♪

329
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We interrupt this show

330
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For this
special announcement...

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♪ do-de-de-do ♪

332
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I have no hair.

333
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You'd listen
if people did that.

334
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I sure would.
I wish people had to make

335
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Every announcement about
their shortcomings like that.

336
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♪ do-de-de-do ♪

337
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Ryan's shoes are too loud.

338
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Uh, let's move on
to a game called "hoedown."

339
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That's my favorite game.

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"hoedown," with the help
of laura hall on the piano.

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Thank you, laura.

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Over in the far section
over there,

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Tell me something
that happened to you

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That you want
to keep secret.

345
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Woman: Blind date.

346
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A "blind date hoedown."

347
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Let's hear the "blind date
hoedown," laura hall.

348
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Take it away.

349
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Whoo-hoo!

350
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♪ you see somethin',
my datin' life is bad ♪

351
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♪ I opened up the newspaper
and then I read an ad ♪

352
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♪ the ad said it was great,
and so I did not blunder ♪

353
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♪ I opened up the door,
and there was stevie wonder ♪

354
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♪ once I got a blind date,
I really liked her smile ♪

355
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♪ he was very tall, though,
his name was ryan stiles ♪

356
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♪ I went right on through it,
that date was pretty rough ♪

357
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♪ sure, it was a blind date,
but I wasn't blind enough ♪

358
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♪ I went on a blind date,
her name was lovely kate ♪

359
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♪ everything was wonderful,
boy, it really was great ♪

360
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♪ and what happened next,
I tell you it is true ♪

361
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♪ when I went and kissed her,
she went do-de-de-de-do-do ♪

362
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♪ I met a girl one day
who said she really liked me ♪

363
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♪ why she did,
I really couldn't see ♪

364
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♪ she was really turned on,
she gave me all kinds of clues ♪

365
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♪ what really got her hot
was all my fancy shoes ♪

366
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All: ♪ all my fancy shoes ♪

367
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Hey, don't go anywhere.
We'll come back

368
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And find out who
the winner is with more

369
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"whose line is it anyway?"
right after this.

370
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Hello and welcome back
to "whose line is it anyway?"

371
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Tonight's winners...
colin mochrie and chip,

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Colin and chip.

373
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The rest of us are going
to do a game for you

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Called "3-headed broadway star."

375
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We're going to be singing
to kim here

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We got from the audience
at the commercial break.

377
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Laura hall and linda taylor
are going to help us out.

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What we're going to do

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Is we're going to
sing a song to kim

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As a 3-headed broadway star
making up the song

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One word at a time.

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What I need from the audience

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Is for you guys
to fill in this blank...

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I love you for your...

385
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[ audience shouting ]

386
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Shoes. Okay, shoes it is.

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"I love you for your shoes"
one word at a time.

388
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The hit broadway song
"I love you for your shoes."

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♪ shoes ♪

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♪ are ♪

391
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♪ full ♪

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♪ of ♪

393
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♪ feet ♪

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♪ like ♪

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♪ yours ♪

396
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,160
♪ that's ♪

397
00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:24,161
♪ why ♪

398
00:19:24,162 --> 00:19:25,195
♪ I ♪

399
00:19:25,196 --> 00:19:26,229
♪ love ♪

400
00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:27,230
♪ you ♪

401
00:19:27,231 --> 00:19:28,231
♪ so ♪

402
00:19:28,232 --> 00:19:29,266
♪ much ♪

403
00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:34,169
♪ baby ♪

404
00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:35,803
♪ I ♪

405
00:19:35,804 --> 00:19:36,838
♪ love ♪

406
00:19:36,839 --> 00:19:37,871
♪ you ♪

407
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:38,872
♪ for ♪

408
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:39,906
♪ your ♪

409
00:19:39,907 --> 00:19:40,940
♪ shoes ♪

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00:19:40,941 --> 00:19:41,941
♪ and ♪

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00:19:41,942 --> 00:19:42,942
♪ the ♪

412
00:19:42,943 --> 00:19:43,943
♪ way ♪

413
00:19:43,944 --> 00:19:44,977
♪ they ♪

414
00:19:44,978 --> 00:19:45,978
♪ feel ♪

415
00:19:45,979 --> 00:19:47,012
♪ on ♪

416
00:19:47,013 --> 00:19:49,547
♪ me ♪

417
00:19:49,548 --> 00:19:50,548
♪ when ♪

418
00:19:50,549 --> 00:19:51,582
♪ I ♪

419
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:52,583
♪ put ♪

420
00:19:52,584 --> 00:19:53,617
♪ them ♪

421
00:19:53,618 --> 00:19:54,618
♪ on ♪

422
00:19:54,619 --> 00:19:55,619
♪ my ♪

423
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♪ feet ♪

424
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:57,654
♪ I ♪

425
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:58,688
♪ skip ♪

426
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♪ and ♪

427
00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:00,690
♪ lollygag ♪

428
00:20:00,691 --> 00:20:01,724
♪ around ♪

429
00:20:01,725 --> 00:20:02,725
♪ the ♪

430
00:20:02,726 --> 00:20:03,759
♪ room ♪

431
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:04,760
♪ like ♪

432
00:20:04,761 --> 00:20:05,794
♪ a ♪

433
00:20:05,795 --> 00:20:09,866
♪ puppy ♪

434
00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:12,401
♪ oh, shoes ♪

435
00:20:12,402 --> 00:20:13,402
♪ are ♪

436
00:20:13,403 --> 00:20:14,403
♪ my ♪

437
00:20:14,404 --> 00:20:15,437
♪ passion ♪

438
00:20:15,438 --> 00:20:16,439
♪ and ♪

439
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,473
♪ my ♪

440
00:20:17,474 --> 00:20:18,474
♪ love ♪

441
00:20:18,475 --> 00:20:19,475
♪ is ♪

442
00:20:19,476 --> 00:20:20,510
♪ your ♪

443
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,677
♪ sole ♪

444
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:22,678
♪ on ♪

445
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:23,646
♪ your ♪

446
00:20:23,647 --> 00:20:24,747
♪ shoe ♪

447
00:20:24,748 --> 00:20:25,748
♪ I ♪

448
00:20:25,749 --> 00:20:26,749
♪ don't ♪

449
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:27,783
♪ know ♪

450
00:20:27,784 --> 00:20:28,784
♪ what ♪

451
00:20:28,785 --> 00:20:29,818
♪ to ♪

452
00:20:29,819 --> 00:20:30,819
♪ do ♪

453
00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:32,187
♪ any ♪

454
00:20:32,188 --> 00:20:38,188
Drew and ryan: ♪ more ♪

455
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♪ any ♪

456
00:20:40,296 --> 00:20:43,865
All: ♪ more ♪

457
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We'll be right back.
Don't go away.

458
00:20:54,762 --> 00:20:56,730
Hey, welcome back to
"whose line is it anyway?"

459
00:20:56,731 --> 00:20:58,363
Tonight I'm going to have
all the guys

460
00:20:58,364 --> 00:21:00,297
Read the credits for you.

461
00:21:00,298 --> 00:21:02,664
I want all of you
to read the credits

462
00:21:02,665 --> 00:21:04,566
As you're progressing down
the evolutionary scale,

463
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:07,001
If you believe
in that kind of thing.

464
00:21:07,002 --> 00:21:08,602
Thanks for watching then.
Good night.

465
00:21:10,672 --> 00:21:13,673
The executive producer
is dan patterson.

466
00:21:13,674 --> 00:21:15,642
Yes, yes, yes.

467
00:21:15,643 --> 00:21:17,176
Directed by bruce gowers.

468
00:21:17,177 --> 00:21:18,644
Tom parks.

469
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:22,147
Hosted by drew carey,
colin mochrie.

470
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,649
Kieran healy did the, uh...

471
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:25,850
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