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(applause and cheering)
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Silence, puny audience!
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And welcome to...
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Who Dares To Be A Millionaire?
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Tremble before Morbo's mighty
likeability,
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as I chit-chat with our first
contestant, Philip J. Fry.
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(applause and cheering)
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(raucous shouting)
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Give him hell, Morbo!
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Prepare for pleasantries!
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So, Fry, what do you do
for a living?
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Me? Um... can I phone a friend?
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Chit-chat achieved!
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(dramatic music plays)
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Are you ready to play?
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I didn't come to play;
I came to win.
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Now let's play.
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For one dollar...
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Is it...
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B: Nail!
Final answer!
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(buzzer)
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(dramatic music plays)
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HERMES:
Sweet dodo of Lesotho!
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Don't you ever stop to think
before you speak?
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I never stop to think about it.
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Aw, leave Fry alone.
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His intelligence is just a
little... differenty.
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(imitates Redd Foxx):
You a big dummy!
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Hey, I'm beginning to think
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you guys don't think
I'm very smart.
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You can barely remember
your own name, Einstein.
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Einstein is a hard name
to remember.
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(groans) Ow!
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Smeesh, Professor.
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Don't have a shmaneurysm.
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Fry's your distant relative.
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Not distant enough.
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I'll be a monkey's uncle
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if I'm this monkey's nephew.
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(sobs): But you're
my only family.
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Who will hug me if I achieve
something?
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Oh, perhaps I've been too harsh.
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Come, lad, take my hand
and I'll explain
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why I find you so repugnant.
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All my life, I've been
inspired by great minds...
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Euclid, Copernicus, Braino...
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And my personal role model,
Leonardo Da Vinci.
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What turned them to stone?
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(groans): Oh...
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Da Vinci was history's greatest
artist and inventor.
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(beep)
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(rumbling)
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Voilà!
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He invented flying machines,
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war engines, submarines...
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Uh-oh. Nibbler
died in the wall.
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That's not Nibbler. That's my
most precious possession.
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Leonardo's beard!
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I paid a fortune for it at an
auction of historic body parts.
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Oh, I suppose if I have an
Achilles' heel,
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it's because I bought it at
that same auction.
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Indeed so.
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Most indeededly.
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Careful with that, you fool!
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(sneezes)
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No!
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No!
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But possibly yes.
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What is it Professor?
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Oh, my!
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It's Da Vinci's fabled
lost invention.
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Even the scholars who wrote
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of this device had no
idea what it was for.
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And now, at last, neither do I!
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Maybe we can figure it out.
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We? (laughs)
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Well, I may not have
brain smarts,
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but at least I have
street smarts.
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(horn honks) (thud)
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I was in the hospital two weeks.
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No one visited me.
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Quiet, you!
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I'm trying to deduce
the function
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of Da Vinci's lost invention.
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Not even a card.
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He might have hidden a clue
in one of his other works.
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Ergo, I sent Bender out for
a copy of The Last Supper.
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BENDER:
I'm back!
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Everybody at Kinko's
was an idiot,
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so I just brought the original.
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(grunts)
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Jesus Christ...
and his 12 Apostles.
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That's odd.
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This hand here doesn't
belong to anybody.
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And it's pointing a knife
at James the Lesser.
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That's the great thing about
that hand.
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And what about these
funky table legs?
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It's like they're from some
other, funkier painting.
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Maybe Da Vinci painted over
something else.
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It's called a pentimento.
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That's true, Dr. Zoidberg.
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Eh... how did you know that?
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My doctorate is in art history.
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Let's see what's under
The Last Supper.
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(zapping)
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HERMES:
Wait a second!
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I'm not big-boned;
I'm just fat.
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My God! Look!
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(gasping)
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My God! I'm looking!
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FRY:
My God! Saint James was a robot!
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My God! Da Vinci left his legs
unpainted as a clue.
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My God! This is the greatest
mystery of all time.
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We must fly to Rome
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and exhume the body
of Saint James.
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Didn't we used to be
a delivery company?
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To the ship.
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(Gregorian monks chanting
Futurama theme)
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(chanting stops)
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(rat squeaking)
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PST! Leela, wanna join
the mile-deep club?
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Sure, why not?
(gasps)
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No time!
I've found a clue
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that could unlock all
the secrets of history.
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(groans)
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Look at these Roman numerals.
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Roman numerals?!
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I've got it!
We're in Rome.
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Don't be stupid.
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It's a long-lost
mathematical code.
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I'll need to consult
these ancient writings.
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(blowing)
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(mutters)
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Some preposterous hogwash...
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About the Fibonacci sequence...
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Aha! The markings indicate how
many paces we need to take.
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One...
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Okay, we're there.
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Brothers and sisters,
let us pry.
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It's true!
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Saint James really was a robot.
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I bet he's up in
Robot Heaven right now.
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So he won't miss his eyes.
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(grunts) (rat squeaks)
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(gasping)
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My God! Robot Saint James
is a zombie.
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Nay, I am not Saint James.
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Enough of your lies,
Saint James.
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We saw you in The Last Supper.
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The great man Leonardo built me
as an artist's model.
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When I took repose in this
coffin, I carefully tossed
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the real Saint James
in yonder heap.
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(Bender chuckles)
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I'm sure you have many
questions.
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Come, there is a chamber
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where I used to speak
with Pope John the Pient.
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Ah, I told him I'd be
back in five minutes.
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Ah, well, he'll make
a nice heap.
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(clattering)
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I am Animatronio, guardian of
Da Vinci's great secret.
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He left my legs visible in
the painting as a clue,
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then dispatched me hither to
await his shadow society
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of intellectuals.
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Hi, Animatronio.
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You personally knew Da Vinci?
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(girlish squeal) Was he nice?
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How did his hair smell?
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And on a personal note, what is
the function of this device?
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Halt! You know not the function
of the machina magnifica?
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Then thou art not
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members of the shadow society!
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The what, now?
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Not one more word
shall I breathe.
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Not even about
the great fountain
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where thou mayest find the...
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Wait...
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Thou didst not know about
the fountain, didst thou?
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Curses!
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I must be punished.
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(yelling)
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Quick, we must find out
what he knows,
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before he
flays himself to death.
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Where is the great fountain?
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What makes it so great?
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Why does a robot
need a codpiece?
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Fie, thou fen-suckled
bumbailey!
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Thou willst never pry
information
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from these mechanical lips!
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Just tell us, already.
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Okay, the fountain
thou seekest is-is...
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(gasps)
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And so dies our hope of
solving this mystery.
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Come on, gang.
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Let's go home.
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Wait! Let's not
give up so easily.
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Animatronio mentioned
a fountain.
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That's a statue of Neptune,
god of water.
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The number of points on his
trident is three, or "trey."
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The "U" in his name is written
like "V."
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Trey... V...
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Trey... Trevi!
It's the Trevi Fountain!
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There can be no question!
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But Professor...?
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There can be no question!
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Wow, it hasn't changed
in a thousand years.
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(growling) (camera snapping)
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Okay, everyone,
into the fountain.
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What are you, senile?
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I'm not jumping in there.
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Hey, look... coins.
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(muffled shouting)
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(grunting)
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(growls)
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(gun hammers cocking)
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(gunshots)
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(gurgling)
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I got 48 cents.
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(gasps) There's one more
nickel, and it's a big one!
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(muffled gurgling)
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(flushing)
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Quickly, into the sewer hole.
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Why?
(gasps)
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(shouting)
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(grunting)
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What's this dump?
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Professor:
My God!
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It's the Pantheon!
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LEELA:
This place is 3,000 years old.
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What could possibly
be left to discover?
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Maybe something
about ourselves, Leela.
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Wait! What's under
that blanket?
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My God!
Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man!
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It's truly a masterpiece.
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Note how the perspective lines
draw the eye right to his dong.
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Say, what's this?
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Anyone hear something?
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It's a coin slot.
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Bender, insert
that giant nickel.
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Sure.
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(laughing)
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(clanking)
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Aah!
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Hush, Bender!
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What's your game,
Vitruvian Man?
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Ooh!
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Professor: I withdraw the
question, Vitruvian Man.
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Da Vinci's lost workshop.
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At the risk of sounding stupid,
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do these things actually work?
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Of course not, stupid!
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I mean... that flying machine's
as aerodynamic as a sofa!
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How could it possibly get off
the ground?
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In a way thou shalt
ne'er discover!
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(all gasping)
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Hi, Animatronio.
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I feign death and stalk thee,
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that I might preserve the
greatest of Leonardo's secrets.
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Hee-yah!
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All right, buddy,
we want secrets.
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And they better be ancient!
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Porco metallico!
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Ne'er shall I reveal how these
wondrous machines fit together!
264
00:12:15,582 --> 00:12:17,283
Professor:
They fit together?!
265
00:12:17,351 --> 00:12:18,417
I said no such thing.
266
00:12:18,485 --> 00:12:19,618
And then I died!
267
00:12:19,686 --> 00:12:20,886
(raspy screech)
268
00:12:23,824 --> 00:12:24,957
You're right, Professor.
269
00:12:25,025 --> 00:12:26,525
This thing doesn't fly.
270
00:12:26,593 --> 00:12:28,227
Don't sit in there, you idiot!
271
00:12:28,295 --> 00:12:29,762
That's dangerous!
272
00:12:34,534 --> 00:12:35,568
Heh-wha...?
273
00:12:44,678 --> 00:12:46,412
(clicking, ratcheting)
274
00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:53,919
(gasps)
275
00:12:53,987 --> 00:12:56,555
No wonder this contraption
isn't aerodynamic!
276
00:12:56,623 --> 00:12:59,592
It's not an aircraft,
it's a spacecraft!
277
00:13:01,161 --> 00:13:05,264
Basta! As I live, thou shan't
discover the great secret!
278
00:13:12,005 --> 00:13:14,240
FRY:
Bye, Animatronio!
279
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,034
(both grunt)
280
00:13:42,102 --> 00:13:43,436
My God!
281
00:13:43,503 --> 00:13:46,138
Why would Leonardo's machine
have brought us here?
282
00:13:46,206 --> 00:13:48,874
Uh, I don't know.
283
00:13:48,942 --> 00:13:51,610
I am Leonardo. guy.
284
00:13:51,678 --> 00:13:52,645
(both gasp)
285
00:13:52,712 --> 00:13:55,047
Welcome to Planet Vinci.
286
00:13:59,152 --> 00:14:01,253
Professor:
My God!
287
00:14:01,321 --> 00:14:03,055
FRY:
That's what I was gonna say!
288
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,950
Professor:
Leonardo!
289
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:13,452
You're alive?! Here?!
290
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,587
(sighs)
291
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,255
You've learned my great secret.
292
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,424
I was but a visitor to Earth.
293
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:22,027
In truth, I am what you call
"a space alien."
294
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,362
(gasps)
295
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,897
It's an honor to meet you,
Leonardo.
296
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,966
And might I say, you were great
in Titanic.
297
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,801
The Beach... eh.
298
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:32,104
That's Leonardo DiCaprio,
you blockhead!
299
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,405
(groans)
300
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,840
Heh.
Looks like eating rocks
301
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,675
wasn't as dumb as you said.
302
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,814
FRY: So what do people
do for fun here?
303
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,716
Do you enjoy partying
all night,
304
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,151
with plenty of ale
and lusty women?
305
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,152
I sure do!
306
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,654
Not us.
307
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:53,792
We spend our leisure time
in the mathematics museum.
308
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:58,263
Planet Vinci is basically
a single colossal university.
309
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,598
How's your football team?
310
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:00,599
Learned.
311
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:01,900
Ooh!
312
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:04,303
I'm going to check out
that math lecture.
313
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:08,273
All this knowledge is
giving me a raging "brainer."
314
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,076
Would, uh, you like to hear
the lecture, too, Fry?
315
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:14,413
No. It would just go in one ear
and our some other hole.
316
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,248
Come. Sit down.
317
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,383
Now, that I can do.
318
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,684
Ow!
319
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:22,187
I have a terrible secret
to confess, Mr. DiCaprio.
320
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,189
I'm not very smart.
321
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,158
I appreciate your candor.
322
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:29,795
I don't even know what
language you're speaking.
323
00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:30,929
(sighs)
324
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,399
I, too, have a confession.
325
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,868
You see, here on Planet Vinci,
326
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,303
I am the stupidest person.
327
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,206
What?! Who'd possibly
think you're stupid?
328
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,841
Duh! I'm Leonardo!
329
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,310
I don't know the mass
of the Higgs boson.
330
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,913
Duh! I have
to draw in pencil,
331
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:51,550
'cause I don't know
how to use rendering software.
332
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,953
(couple laughing)
333
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:56,055
Stupid Biff!
334
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,289
Thinks he's so smart.
335
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,058
He looks stronger
than you, too.
336
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:03,095
I went to Earth because I could
no longer stand the ridicule.
337
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:06,632
But being surrounded
by even stupider people
338
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,500
was equally infuriating.
339
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,769
I can see myself
in your shiny button.
340
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,938
Inventing is what
makes me happy.
341
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:16,842
Or did, until I misplaced
the plans for my masterpiece.
342
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:18,177
You mean these?
343
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,078
(gasps)
344
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,346
The machina magnifica!
345
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,248
Oh! Infinite joy!
346
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:27,219
Fry, my friend, you have given
my life meaning again!
347
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:30,556
That calculus lecture
was harder than I expected.
348
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:34,193
We had to answer every question
in the form of an opera.
349
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,161
I have a lot of homework
for tomorrow,
350
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:40,165
if I don't want to be...
♪ embarrassed. ♪
351
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:44,870
(bright, lilting Renaissance
folk melody playing)
352
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,310
♪ ♪
353
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,789
♪ ♪
354
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,560
(harsh buzz)
355
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,998
(class laughing)
356
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,515
(armpit squeaking)
357
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,617
(catcalls, booing)
358
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,218
Thank you. Thank you.
359
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:36,054
And if you like that,
you'll love our main event.
360
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:40,359
Ladies and gentlemen...
Leonardo DiCaprio!
361
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,594
(cheering)
362
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,496
I mean DaVinci!
363
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:48,634
(booing)
364
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,670
For centuries,
you've ridiculed me.
365
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,472
Especially you, Biff.
366
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,406
Nice hat!
367
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,874
AUDIENCE:
Ooh!
368
00:17:55,942 --> 00:18:00,813
But, at long last, this
invention will show you.
369
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,214
'Twill show you all!
370
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:07,219
Behold, my unstoppable
doomsday machine!
371
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,620
And I helped!
372
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:12,291
Wait... you told me it was an
unstoppable ice cream machine.
373
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:15,027
Ice cream is just a
byproduct of the machine.
374
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,263
Its primary purpose it to
exterminate everyone
375
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,200
who ever made me feel inferior!
376
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:24,503
Ooh! I'm so scared!
377
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:27,005
Bring it on, dum-dum!
378
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:30,108
(mocking laughter)
379
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,443
Oh, yeah?
380
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:32,911
Let's see how hard
you're laughing
381
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:36,381
when my doomsday machine
chops off your face!
382
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,962
Leonardo, stop!
383
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,063
(audience gasps)
384
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,031
I want in on this!
385
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,833
Are you crazy, Professor?
386
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,568
I hate these nerds!
387
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,437
Just 'cause
I'm stupider than them,
388
00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:00,606
they think they're
smarter than me.
389
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:04,877
Kill them all...
starting with the math teacher!
390
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,050
(screaming)
391
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:21,426
I knew this final invention
would be a humdinger.
392
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,794
Yes.
393
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:26,164
We three idiots will finally
have our revenge.
394
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,833
I don't think so.
395
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:32,304
You two make me ashamed
to call myself an idiot.
396
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,677
There's always going to be
someone smarter than you,
397
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:39,945
so the only way to be happy
398
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,780
is to make the most
of what you've got.
399
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,515
But you've got nothing.
400
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,583
Oh, no?
401
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,084
I've got one single nail,
402
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,353
and another nail
to nail it in with,
403
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,989
and I'm gonna stop this infernal
ice cream machine
404
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,257
once and for all.
405
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,428
Aah! Oh! Oh!
406
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,201
(groaning, screaming)
407
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,738
Oh! Oh! Ow!
408
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:14,579
(laughing)
409
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,248
Some doomsday machine!
410
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,083
It barely killed anyone!
411
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:18,951
Oh, yeah?
412
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,753
Well, take this!
413
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:25,657
Oh, my.
414
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,793
Poor Leonardo DaVinci.
415
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,862
He sure was stupid.
416
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:35,867
Fry, I admire what you did today
417
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:39,538
and I'm deeply sorry for
insulting your intellect...
418
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:42,274
Your tiny, tiny intellect.
419
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,443
Oops! There I go
again, you dope.
420
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:45,877
Uh, I mean, dummy.
421
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,145
It's okay.
422
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,448
I may not be clever,
but I have a good heart.
423
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:51,383
That's what my mom used to say.
424
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,452
She was a wise woman.
425
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:55,120
FRY: Also that I'm not
much to look at.
426
00:20:56,561 --> 00:20:59,342
Professor: A wise woman indeed.
427
00:21:00,483 --> 00:21:02,505
I can't believe it!
I'm gonna die!
428
00:21:02,634 --> 00:21:03,714
Next Thursday...
429
00:21:27,659 --> 00:21:30,058
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