1 00:00:21,643 --> 00:00:23,777 Silence, puny audience! 2 00:00:23,845 --> 00:00:25,679 And welcome to... 3 00:00:25,747 --> 00:00:28,482 Who Dares To Be A Millionaire? 4 00:00:28,549 --> 00:00:31,585 Tremble before Morbo's mighty likeability, 5 00:00:31,653 --> 00:00:35,522 as I chit-chat with our first contestant, Philip J. Fry. 6 00:00:42,764 --> 00:00:44,531 Give him hell, Morbo! 7 00:00:44,599 --> 00:00:48,235 Prepare for pleasantries! 8 00:00:48,302 --> 00:00:50,871 So, Fry, what do you do for a living? 9 00:00:50,938 --> 00:00:53,373 Me? Um... can I phone a friend? 10 00:00:53,441 --> 00:00:54,875 Chit-chat achieved! 11 00:00:57,145 --> 00:00:59,246 Are you ready to play? 12 00:00:59,313 --> 00:01:02,549 I didn't come to play; I came to win. 13 00:01:02,617 --> 00:01:04,051 Now let's play. 14 00:01:04,118 --> 00:01:05,852 For one dollar... 15 00:01:08,356 --> 00:01:09,690 Is it... 16 00:01:13,261 --> 00:01:14,761 Nail! Final answer! 17 00:01:18,199 --> 00:01:20,367 Sweet dodo of Lesotho! 18 00:01:20,435 --> 00:01:23,170 Don't you ever stop to think before you speak? 19 00:01:23,237 --> 00:01:25,038 I never stop to think about it. 20 00:01:25,106 --> 00:01:26,473 Aw, leave Fry alone. 21 00:01:26,541 --> 00:01:30,043 His intelligence is just a little... differenty. 22 00:01:30,111 --> 00:01:31,344 You a big dummy! 23 00:01:31,412 --> 00:01:32,746 Hey, I'm beginning to think 24 00:01:32,814 --> 00:01:34,915 you guys don't think I'm very smart. 25 00:01:34,982 --> 00:01:37,884 You can barely remember your own name, Einstein. 26 00:01:37,952 --> 00:01:40,020 Einstein is a hard name to remember. 27 00:01:40,088 --> 00:01:41,455 Ow! 28 00:01:41,522 --> 00:01:42,789 Smeesh, Professor. 29 00:01:42,857 --> 00:01:44,224 Don't have a shmaneurysm. 30 00:01:44,292 --> 00:01:46,226 Fry's your distant relative. 31 00:01:46,294 --> 00:01:47,494 Not distant enough. 32 00:01:47,562 --> 00:01:48,895 I'll be a monkey's uncle 33 00:01:48,963 --> 00:01:50,497 if I'm this monkey's nephew. 34 00:01:50,565 --> 00:01:53,767 But you're my only family. 35 00:01:53,835 --> 00:01:56,770 Who will hug me if I achieve something? 36 00:01:56,838 --> 00:01:59,740 Oh, perhaps I've been too harsh. 37 00:01:59,807 --> 00:02:02,576 Come, lad, take my hand and I'll explain 38 00:02:02,643 --> 00:02:06,313 why I find you so repugnant. 39 00:02:06,380 --> 00:02:10,150 All my life, I've been inspired by great minds... 40 00:02:10,218 --> 00:02:14,054 Euclid, Copernicus, Braino... 41 00:02:14,122 --> 00:02:18,058 And my personal role model, Leonardo Da Vinci. 42 00:02:18,126 --> 00:02:19,526 What turned them to stone? 43 00:02:19,594 --> 00:02:20,894 Oh... 44 00:02:20,962 --> 00:02:24,231 Da Vinci was history's greatest artist and inventor. 45 00:02:27,168 --> 00:02:28,702 Voilà! 46 00:02:28,770 --> 00:02:30,670 He invented flying machines, 47 00:02:30,738 --> 00:02:33,106 war engines, submarines... 48 00:02:33,174 --> 00:02:35,008 Uh-oh. Nibbler died in the wall. 49 00:02:35,076 --> 00:02:38,745 That's not Nibbler. That's my most precious possession. 50 00:02:38,813 --> 00:02:40,347 Leonardo's beard! 51 00:02:40,414 --> 00:02:44,785 I paid a fortune for it at an auction of historic body parts. 52 00:02:44,852 --> 00:02:47,988 Oh, I suppose if I have an Achilles' heel, 53 00:02:48,055 --> 00:02:51,191 it's because I bought it at that same auction. 54 00:02:51,259 --> 00:02:53,260 Indeed so. 55 00:02:53,327 --> 00:02:55,195 Most indeededly. 56 00:02:55,263 --> 00:02:56,963 Careful with that, you fool! 57 00:02:58,132 --> 00:02:59,232 No! 58 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:01,735 No! 59 00:03:01,803 --> 00:03:03,703 But possibly yes. 60 00:03:03,771 --> 00:03:05,639 What is it Professor? 61 00:03:08,276 --> 00:03:09,442 Oh, my! 62 00:03:09,510 --> 00:03:12,679 It's Da Vinci's fabled lost invention. 63 00:03:12,747 --> 00:03:14,047 Even the scholars who wrote 64 00:03:14,115 --> 00:03:17,317 of this device had no idea what it was for. 65 00:03:17,385 --> 00:03:19,920 And now, at last, neither do I! 66 00:03:19,987 --> 00:03:22,055 Maybe we can figure it out. 67 00:03:22,123 --> 00:03:25,058 We? 68 00:03:25,126 --> 00:03:27,961 Well, I may not have brain smarts, 69 00:03:28,029 --> 00:03:30,463 but at least I have street smarts. 70 00:03:32,834 --> 00:03:35,502 I was in the hospital two weeks. 71 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:36,570 No one visited me. 72 00:03:36,637 --> 00:03:37,871 Quiet, you! 73 00:03:37,939 --> 00:03:40,006 I'm trying to deduce the function 74 00:03:40,074 --> 00:03:41,741 of Da Vinci's lost invention. 75 00:03:41,809 --> 00:03:43,243 Not even a card. 76 00:03:43,311 --> 00:03:46,246 He might have hidden a clue in one of his other works. 77 00:03:46,314 --> 00:03:50,183 Ergo, I sent Bender out for a copy of The Last Supper. 78 00:03:50,251 --> 00:03:51,484 I'm back! 79 00:03:51,552 --> 00:03:53,253 Everybody at Kinko's was an idiot, 80 00:03:53,321 --> 00:03:55,589 so I just brought the original. 81 00:04:02,430 --> 00:04:05,866 Jesus Christ... and his 12 Apostles. 82 00:04:05,933 --> 00:04:07,234 That's odd. 83 00:04:07,301 --> 00:04:09,936 This hand here doesn't belong to anybody. 84 00:04:10,004 --> 00:04:12,906 And it's pointing a knife at James the Lesser. 85 00:04:12,974 --> 00:04:15,008 That's the great thing about that hand. 86 00:04:15,076 --> 00:04:17,177 And what about these funky table legs? 87 00:04:17,245 --> 00:04:20,180 It's like they're from some other, funkier painting. 88 00:04:20,248 --> 00:04:22,816 Maybe Da Vinci painted over something else. 89 00:04:22,884 --> 00:04:24,784 It's called a pentimento. 90 00:04:24,852 --> 00:04:26,319 That's true, Dr. Zoidberg. 91 00:04:26,387 --> 00:04:28,622 Eh... how did you know that? 92 00:04:28,689 --> 00:04:30,724 My doctorate is in art history. 93 00:04:30,791 --> 00:04:34,561 Let's see what's under The Last Supper. 94 00:04:36,163 --> 00:04:37,397 Wait a second! 95 00:04:37,465 --> 00:04:40,700 I'm not big-boned; I'm just fat. 96 00:04:41,836 --> 00:04:43,870 My God! Look! 97 00:04:45,106 --> 00:04:47,240 My God! I'm looking! 98 00:04:48,643 --> 00:04:51,378 My God! Saint James was a robot! 99 00:04:51,445 --> 00:04:55,348 My God! Da Vinci left his legs unpainted as a clue. 100 00:04:55,416 --> 00:04:59,619 My God! This is the greatest mystery of all time. 101 00:04:59,687 --> 00:05:00,954 We must fly to Rome 102 00:05:01,022 --> 00:05:03,390 and exhume the body of Saint James. 103 00:05:03,457 --> 00:05:05,258 Didn't we used to be a delivery company? 104 00:05:05,326 --> 00:05:06,526 To the ship. 105 00:05:36,817 --> 00:05:40,052 PST! Leela, wanna join the mile-deep club? 106 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,821 Sure, why not? 107 00:05:41,889 --> 00:05:43,856 No time! I've found a clue 108 00:05:43,924 --> 00:05:47,426 that could unlock all the secrets of history. 109 00:05:48,762 --> 00:05:50,663 Look at these Roman numerals. 110 00:05:50,731 --> 00:05:51,898 Roman numerals?! 111 00:05:51,965 --> 00:05:54,000 I've got it! We're in Rome. 112 00:05:54,067 --> 00:05:55,167 Don't be stupid. 113 00:05:55,235 --> 00:05:57,870 It's a long-lost mathematical code. 114 00:05:57,938 --> 00:06:01,374 I'll need to consult these ancient writings. 115 00:06:04,912 --> 00:06:06,913 Some preposterous hogwash... 116 00:06:06,980 --> 00:06:09,982 About the Fibonacci sequence... 117 00:06:10,050 --> 00:06:15,488 Aha! The markings indicate how many paces we need to take. 118 00:06:15,555 --> 00:06:17,723 One... 119 00:06:17,791 --> 00:06:19,292 Okay, we're there. 120 00:06:19,359 --> 00:06:22,762 Brothers and sisters, let us pry. 121 00:06:27,901 --> 00:06:29,535 It's true! 122 00:06:29,603 --> 00:06:32,138 Saint James really was a robot. 123 00:06:32,205 --> 00:06:34,807 I bet he's up in Robot Heaven right now. 124 00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:36,976 So he won't miss his eyes. 125 00:06:47,721 --> 00:06:51,524 My God! Robot Saint James is a zombie. 126 00:06:51,591 --> 00:06:54,293 Nay, I am not Saint James. 127 00:06:54,361 --> 00:06:56,162 Enough of your lies, Saint James. 128 00:06:56,229 --> 00:06:58,130 We saw you in The Last Supper. 129 00:06:58,198 --> 00:07:02,068 The great man Leonardo built me as an artist's model. 130 00:07:02,135 --> 00:07:04,904 When I took repose in this coffin, I carefully tossed 131 00:07:04,972 --> 00:07:07,373 the real Saint James in yonder heap. 132 00:07:08,642 --> 00:07:10,643 I'm sure you have many questions. 133 00:07:10,711 --> 00:07:12,411 Come, there is a chamber 134 00:07:12,479 --> 00:07:15,448 where I used to speak with Pope John the Pient. 135 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:20,653 Ah, I told him I'd be back in five minutes. 136 00:07:20,721 --> 00:07:23,456 Ah, well, he'll make a nice heap. 137 00:07:26,526 --> 00:07:31,230 I am Animatronio, guardian of Da Vinci's great secret. 138 00:07:31,298 --> 00:07:34,300 He left my legs visible in the painting as a clue, 139 00:07:34,368 --> 00:07:37,470 then dispatched me hither to await his shadow society 140 00:07:37,537 --> 00:07:39,605 of intellectuals. 141 00:07:39,673 --> 00:07:41,507 Hi, Animatronio. 142 00:07:41,575 --> 00:07:44,677 You personally knew Da Vinci? 143 00:07:44,745 --> 00:07:45,945 Was he nice? 144 00:07:46,013 --> 00:07:47,513 How did his hair smell? 145 00:07:47,581 --> 00:07:51,250 And on a personal note, what is the function of this device? 146 00:07:51,318 --> 00:07:54,653 Halt! You know not the function of the machina magnifica? 147 00:07:54,721 --> 00:07:56,155 Then thou art not 148 00:07:56,223 --> 00:07:58,424 members of the shadow society! 149 00:07:58,492 --> 00:07:59,592 The what, now? 150 00:07:59,659 --> 00:08:01,660 Not one more word shall I breathe. 151 00:08:01,728 --> 00:08:03,596 Not even about the great fountain 152 00:08:03,663 --> 00:08:05,765 where thou mayest find the... 153 00:08:05,832 --> 00:08:07,199 Wait... 154 00:08:07,267 --> 00:08:09,668 Thou didst not know about the fountain, didst thou? 155 00:08:09,736 --> 00:08:10,803 Curses! 156 00:08:10,871 --> 00:08:12,438 I must be punished. 157 00:08:14,808 --> 00:08:16,475 Quick, we must find out what he knows, 158 00:08:16,543 --> 00:08:19,512 before he flays himself to death. 159 00:08:19,579 --> 00:08:20,613 Where is the great fountain? 160 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:21,814 What makes it so great? 161 00:08:21,882 --> 00:08:23,716 Why does a robot need a codpiece? 162 00:08:23,784 --> 00:08:26,252 Fie, thou fen-suckled bumbailey! 163 00:08:26,319 --> 00:08:28,187 Thou willst never pry information 164 00:08:28,255 --> 00:08:29,922 from these mechanical lips! 165 00:08:29,990 --> 00:08:31,223 Just tell us, already. 166 00:08:31,291 --> 00:08:34,326 Okay, the fountain thou seekest is-is... 167 00:08:36,363 --> 00:08:40,466 And so dies our hope of solving this mystery. 168 00:08:40,534 --> 00:08:41,667 Come on, gang. 169 00:08:41,735 --> 00:08:42,802 Let's go home. 170 00:08:42,869 --> 00:08:45,371 Wait! Let's not give up so easily. 171 00:08:45,439 --> 00:08:48,107 Animatronio mentioned a fountain. 172 00:08:48,175 --> 00:08:51,210 That's a statue of Neptune, god of water. 173 00:08:51,278 --> 00:08:55,114 The number of points on his trident is three, or "trey." 174 00:08:55,182 --> 00:08:58,117 The "U" in his name is written like "V." 175 00:08:58,185 --> 00:08:59,852 Trey... V... 176 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:03,155 Trey... Trevi! It's the Trevi Fountain! 177 00:09:03,223 --> 00:09:05,691 There can be no question! 178 00:09:05,759 --> 00:09:06,625 But Professor...? 179 00:09:06,693 --> 00:09:08,060 There can be no question! 180 00:09:08,128 --> 00:09:13,132 Wow, it hasn't changed in a thousand years. 181 00:09:16,203 --> 00:09:19,205 Okay, everyone, into the fountain. 182 00:09:19,272 --> 00:09:20,272 What are you, senile? 183 00:09:20,340 --> 00:09:22,475 I'm not jumping in there. 184 00:09:22,542 --> 00:09:24,877 Hey, look... coins. 185 00:09:45,065 --> 00:09:46,866 I got 48 cents. 186 00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:51,337 There's one more nickel, and it's a big one! 187 00:10:04,684 --> 00:10:07,286 Quickly, into the sewer hole. 188 00:10:09,956 --> 00:10:11,957 Why? 189 00:10:25,105 --> 00:10:28,040 What's this dump? 190 00:10:35,182 --> 00:10:36,549 My God! 191 00:10:36,616 --> 00:10:38,083 It's the Pantheon! 192 00:10:38,151 --> 00:10:40,553 This place is 3,000 years old. 193 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:42,855 What could possibly be left to discover? 194 00:10:42,923 --> 00:10:45,824 Maybe something about ourselves, Leela. 195 00:10:45,892 --> 00:10:48,160 Wait! What's under that blanket? 196 00:10:49,296 --> 00:10:52,932 My God! Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man! 197 00:10:52,999 --> 00:10:54,833 It's truly a masterpiece. 198 00:10:54,901 --> 00:10:59,138 Note how the perspective lines draw the eye right to his dong. 199 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,274 Say, what's this? 200 00:11:03,376 --> 00:11:05,077 Anyone hear something? 201 00:11:05,145 --> 00:11:06,312 It's a coin slot. 202 00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:08,981 Bender, insert that giant nickel. 203 00:11:09,049 --> 00:11:10,349 Sure. 204 00:11:14,654 --> 00:11:15,287 Aah! 205 00:11:15,355 --> 00:11:16,522 Hush, Bender! 206 00:11:17,757 --> 00:11:21,026 What's your game, Vitruvian Man? 207 00:11:26,533 --> 00:11:28,367 Ooh! 208 00:11:30,036 --> 00:11:32,905 I withdraw the question, Vitruvian Man. 209 00:11:32,973 --> 00:11:36,308 Da Vinci's lost workshop. 210 00:11:36,376 --> 00:11:38,143 At the risk of sounding stupid, 211 00:11:38,211 --> 00:11:39,878 do these things actually work? 212 00:11:39,946 --> 00:11:42,081 Of course not, stupid! 213 00:11:42,148 --> 00:11:45,517 I mean... that flying machine's as aerodynamic as a sofa! 214 00:11:45,585 --> 00:11:48,287 How could it possibly get off the ground? 215 00:11:48,355 --> 00:11:51,457 In a way thou shalt ne'er discover! 216 00:11:53,994 --> 00:11:55,561 Hi, Animatronio. 217 00:11:55,629 --> 00:11:57,663 I feign death and stalk thee, 218 00:11:57,731 --> 00:12:00,599 that I might preserve the greatest of Leonardo's secrets. 219 00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:01,667 Hee-yah! 220 00:12:05,872 --> 00:12:08,307 All right, buddy, we want secrets. 221 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:10,109 And they better be ancient! 222 00:12:10,176 --> 00:12:11,844 Porco metallico! 223 00:12:11,911 --> 00:12:15,814 Ne'er shall I reveal how these wondrous machines fit together! 224 00:12:15,882 --> 00:12:17,583 They fit together?! 225 00:12:17,651 --> 00:12:18,717 I said no such thing. 226 00:12:18,785 --> 00:12:19,918 And then I died! 227 00:12:24,124 --> 00:12:25,257 You're right, Professor. 228 00:12:25,325 --> 00:12:26,825 This thing doesn't fly. 229 00:12:26,893 --> 00:12:28,527 Don't sit in there, you idiot! 230 00:12:28,595 --> 00:12:30,062 That's dangerous! 231 00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:35,868 Heh-wha...? 232 00:12:54,287 --> 00:12:56,855 No wonder this contraption isn't aerodynamic! 233 00:12:56,923 --> 00:12:59,892 It's not an aircraft, it's a spacecraft! 234 00:13:01,461 --> 00:13:05,564 Basta! As I live, thou shan't discover the great secret! 235 00:13:12,305 --> 00:13:14,540 Bye, Animatronio! 236 00:13:42,402 --> 00:13:43,736 My God! 237 00:13:43,803 --> 00:13:46,438 Why would Leonardo's machine have brought us here? 238 00:13:46,506 --> 00:13:49,174 Uh, I don't know. 239 00:13:49,242 --> 00:13:51,910 I am Leonardo. 240 00:13:53,012 --> 00:13:55,347 Welcome to Planet Vinci. 241 00:13:59,452 --> 00:14:01,553 My God! 242 00:14:01,621 --> 00:14:03,355 That's what I was gonna say! 243 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,750 Leonardo! 244 00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:14,252 You're alive?! Here?! 245 00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:17,055 You've learned my great secret. 246 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,224 I was but a visitor to Earth. 247 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:22,827 In truth, I am what you call "a space alien." 248 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,697 It's an honor to meet you, Leonardo. 249 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,766 And might I say, you were great in Titanic. 250 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:29,601 The Beach... eh. 251 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:32,904 That's Leonardo DiCaprio, you blockhead! 252 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:35,640 Heh. Looks like eating rocks 253 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,475 wasn't as dumb as you said. 254 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,614 So what do people do for fun here? 255 00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:44,516 Do you enjoy partying all night, 256 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,951 with plenty of ale and lusty women? 257 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:47,952 I sure do! 258 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,454 Not us. 259 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:54,592 We spend our leisure time in the mathematics museum. 260 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:59,063 Planet Vinci is basically a single colossal university. 261 00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:00,398 How's your football team? 262 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,399 Learned. 263 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:02,700 Ooh! 264 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:05,103 I'm going to check out that math lecture. 265 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:09,073 All this knowledge is giving me a raging "brainer." 266 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,876 Would, uh, you like to hear the lecture, too, Fry? 267 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:15,213 No. It would just go in one ear and our some other hole. 268 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:17,048 Come. Sit down. 269 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,183 Now, that I can do. 270 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,484 Ow! 271 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:22,987 I have a terrible secret to confess, Mr. DiCaprio. 272 00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:24,989 I'm not very smart. 273 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:26,958 I appreciate your candor. 274 00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:30,595 I don't even know what language you're speaking. 275 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:34,199 I, too, have a confession. 276 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,668 You see, here on Planet Vinci, 277 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:39,103 I am the stupidest person. 278 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:42,006 What?! Who'd possibly think you're stupid? 279 00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:43,641 Duh! I'm Leonardo! 280 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,110 I don't know the mass of the Higgs boson. 281 00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:48,713 Duh! I have to draw in pencil, 282 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:52,350 'cause I don't know how to use rendering software. 283 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:56,855 Stupid Biff! 284 00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:58,089 Thinks he's so smart. 285 00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,858 He looks stronger than you, too. 286 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:03,895 I went to Earth because I could no longer stand the ridicule. 287 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,432 But being surrounded by even stupider people 288 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,300 was equally infuriating. 289 00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:11,569 I can see myself in your shiny button. 290 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,738 Inventing is what makes me happy. 291 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,642 Or did, until I misplaced the plans for my masterpiece. 292 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:18,977 You mean these? 293 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:22,146 The machina magnifica! 294 00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,048 Oh! Infinite joy! 295 00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:28,019 Fry, my friend, you have given my life meaning again! 296 00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:31,356 That calculus lecture was harder than I expected. 297 00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:34,993 We had to answer every question in the form of an opera. 298 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,961 I have a lot of homework for tomorrow, 299 00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:40,965 if I don't want to be... ♪ embarrassed. ♪ 300 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:34,018 Thank you. Thank you. 301 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:36,854 And if you like that, you'll love our main event. 302 00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:41,159 Ladies and gentlemen... Leonardo DiCaprio! 303 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,296 I mean DaVinci! 304 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:52,470 For centuries, you've ridiculed me. 305 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,272 Especially you, Biff. 306 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,206 Nice hat! 307 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,674 Ooh! 308 00:17:56,742 --> 00:18:01,613 But, at long last, this invention will show you. 309 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,014 'Twill show you all! 310 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:08,019 Behold, my unstoppable doomsday machine! 311 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,420 And I helped! 312 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:13,091 Wait... you told me it was an unstoppable ice cream machine. 313 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,827 Ice cream is just a byproduct of the machine. 314 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:19,063 Its primary purpose it to exterminate everyone 315 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:22,000 who ever made me feel inferior! 316 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:25,303 Ooh! I'm so scared! 317 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:27,805 Bring it on, dum-dum! 318 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,243 Oh, yeah? 319 00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:33,711 Let's see how hard you're laughing 320 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:37,181 when my doomsday machine chops off your face! 321 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,762 Leonardo, stop! 322 00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,831 I want in on this! 323 00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:55,633 Are you crazy, Professor? 324 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,368 I hate these nerds! 325 00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,237 Just 'cause I'm stupider than them, 326 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,406 they think they're smarter than me. 327 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:05,677 Kill them all... starting with the math teacher! 328 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:22,226 I knew this final invention would be a humdinger. 329 00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:23,594 Yes. 330 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:26,964 We three idiots will finally have our revenge. 331 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:28,633 I don't think so. 332 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:33,104 You two make me ashamed to call myself an idiot. 333 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,477 There's always going to be someone smarter than you, 334 00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:40,745 so the only way to be happy 335 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,580 is to make the most of what you've got. 336 00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,315 But you've got nothing. 337 00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:45,383 Oh, no? 338 00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:46,884 I've got one single nail, 339 00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:49,153 and another nail to nail it in with, 340 00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,789 and I'm gonna stop this infernal ice cream machine 341 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,057 once and for all. 342 00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,228 Aah! Oh! Oh! 343 00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:07,538 Oh! Oh! Ow! 344 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,048 Some doomsday machine! 345 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,883 It barely killed anyone! 346 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:19,751 Oh, yeah? 347 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,553 Well, take this! 348 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:26,457 Oh, my. 349 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:28,593 Poor Leonardo DaVinci. 350 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:31,662 He sure was stupid. 351 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,667 Fry, I admire what you did today 352 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:40,338 and I'm deeply sorry for insulting your intellect... 353 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,074 Your tiny, tiny intellect. 354 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,243 Oops! There I go again, you dope. 355 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:46,677 Uh, I mean, dummy. 356 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:47,945 It's okay. 357 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,248 I may not be clever, but I have a good heart. 358 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,183 That's what my mom used to say. 359 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,252 She was a wise woman. 360 00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:55,920 Also that I'm not much to look at. 361 00:20:57,361 --> 00:21:00,142 A wise woman indeed. 362 00:21:01,283 --> 00:21:03,305 I can't believe it! I'm gonna die! 363 00:21:03,434 --> 00:21:04,514 Next Thursday...