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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

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Silence, puny audience!

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And welcome to
Who Dares To Be
A Millionaire?

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Tremble before
Morbo's mighty likability,

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as I chitchat with
our first contestant,
Philip J. Fry.

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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

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Give him hell, Morbo!

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Prepare for pleasantries!

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So, Fry, what do you
do for a living?

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Me?
Can I phone a friend?

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Chitchat achieved!

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Are you ready to play?

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I didn't come to play,
I came to win.

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Now let's play.

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For $1, what tool is
used to hammer a nail?

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Is it, A, a hammer?

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B, a nail?

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C...
B, Nail! Final answer!

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(BUZZER SOUNDS)

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HERMES: Sweet dodo
of Lesotho!

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Don't you ever stop to think
before you speak?

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I never stop to
think about it.

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Leave Fry alone.
His intelligence is just
a little differenty.

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You a big dummy!

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Hey, I'm beginning to think
you guys don't think
I'm very smart.

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You can barely remember
your own name, Einstein.

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Einstein is a hard name
to remember.

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Ow!

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Smeesh, Professor.

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Don't have a shmaneurysm.
Fry's your distant relative.

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Not distant enough.

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I'll be a monkey's uncle
if I'm this monkey's nephew.

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(SNIFFLES) But you're
my only family.

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Who will hug me if
I achieve something?

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Oh, perhaps
I've been too harsh.

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Come, lad,
take my hand and I'll explain
why I find you so repugnant.

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All my life, I've been
inspired by great minds.

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Euclid, Copernicus, Braino.

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And my personal role model,
Leonardo da Vinci.

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What turned them to stone?

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Da Vinci was history's
greatest artist and inventor.

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Voilà!

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He invented flying machines,
war engines, submarines.

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Uh-oh.
Nibbler died
in the wall.

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That's not Nibbler.
That's my most
precious possession.

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Leonardo's beard!

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I paid a fortune for it
at an auction of
historic body parts.

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I suppose if I have
an Achilles' heel,

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it's because I bought it
at that same auction.

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Indeed so.
Most indeededly.

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Careful with that,
you fool!

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No! No!

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But possibly yes.

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What is it, Professor?

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Oh, my! It's da Vinci's
fabled lost invention.

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Even the scholars who wrote
of this device had no idea
what it was for.

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And now, at last,
neither do I!

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Maybe we can
figure it out.

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We? (LAUGHS)

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Well, I may not
have brain smarts,

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but at least
I have street smarts.

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I was in
the hospital two weeks.
No one visited me.

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Quiet, you!

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I'm trying to deduce
the function of da Vinci's
lost invention.

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Not even a card.

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He might have hidden a clue
in one of his other works.

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Ergo, I sent Bender out
for a copy of
The Last Supper.

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BENDER: I'm back!

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Everybody at Kinko's
was an idiot, so I just
brought the original.

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(GRUNTING)

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Jesus Christ,
and his 12 Apostles.

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That's odd.

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This hand here doesn't
belong to anybody.

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And it's pointing a knife
at James the Lesser!

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That's the great thing
about that hand.

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And what about
these funky table legs?

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It's like they're from
some other, funkier painting.

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Maybe da Vinci painted
over something else.

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It's called a pentimento.

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That's true, Dr. Zoidberg.
How did you know that?

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My doctorate is
in art history.

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Let's see what's
under The Last Supper.

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Wait a second!
I'm not big-boned,
I'm just fat.

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My God! Look!

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(ALL GASP)

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My God! I'm looking!

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My God!
Saint James
was a robot!

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My God!
Da Vinci left his legs
unpainted as a clue.

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My God!
This is the greatest
mystery of all time.

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We must fly to Rome
and exhume the body
of Saint James.

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Didn't we used to be
a delivery company?
To the ship.

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Psst.

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Leela, wanna join
the mile-deep club?

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Sure, why not?
(GASPS)

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No time!
I've found a clue that

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could unlock all
the secrets of history.

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(GROANS)

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Look at these
Roman numerals.

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Roman numerals?

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I've got it!
We're in Rome!

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Don't be stupid.
It's a long-lost
mathematical code.

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I'll need to consult
these ancient writings.

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Some preposterous hogwash
about the Fibonacci
sequence...

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Aha!

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The markings indicate
how many paces
we need to take.

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One... Okay,
we're there.

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Brothers and sisters,
let us pry.

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It's true! Saint James
really was a robot.

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I bet he's up in
robot heaven right now.
So he won't miss his eyes.

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(POWERING UP)

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(ALL GASP)

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My God! Robot Saint
James is a zombie.

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Nay, I am not Saint James.

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Enough of your lies,
Saint James.

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We saw you in
The Last Supper.

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The great man
Leonardo built me
as an artist's model.

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When I took repose
in this coffin,

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I carefully tossed
the real Saint James
in yonder heap.

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I'm sure you have
many questions.

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Come,
there is a chamber
where I used to

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speak with Pope John
the Patient.

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I told him I'd be
back in five minutes.

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Well, he'll make
a nice heap.

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I am Animatronio,
guardian of da Vinci's
great secret.

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He left my legs visible
in the painting as a clue,

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then dispatched me
hither to await

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his shadow society
of intellectuals.

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Hi, Animatronio.

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You personally
knew da Vinci?

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(SHRIEKS)

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Was he nice?
How did his hair smell?

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And on a personal note,
what is the function
of this device?

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Halt!
You know not the function
of the machina magnifica?

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Then thou art not members
of the shadow society!

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The what now?

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Not one more word
shall I breathe.

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Not even about
the great fountain where
thou mayest find the...

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Wait...

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Thou didst not know
about the fountain,
didst thou?

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Curses!
I must be punished.

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(GROANING)

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Quick, we must
find out what he knows

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before he flays
himself to death!

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Where is the
great fountain?

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What makes it so great?

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Why does a robot
need a codpiece?

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Fie, thou
fen-suckled bum-bailey!

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Thou willst never
pry information from
these mechanical lips!

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Just tell us, already.

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Okay, the fountain
thou seekest is...

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(GROANING)

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And so dies our hope
of solving this mystery.

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Come on, gang.
Let's go home.

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Wait! Let's not
give up so easily.

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Animatronio
mentioned a fountain.

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That's a statue of Neptune,
god of water.

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The number of points
on his trident is three,
or trey.

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The "U" in his name
is written like "V."

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Trey, "V."

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Trevi!
It's the Trevi fountain!

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There can be
no question!
But, Professor...

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There can be no question!

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Wow, it hasn't changed
in 1,000 years.

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Okay, everyone,
into the fountain.

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What are you, senile?
I'm not jumping in there.

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Hey, look. Coins.

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(GUNSHOTS FIRING)

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I got 48 cents.

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(GASPS)
There's one more nickel,
and it's a big one!

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Quickly,
into the sewer hole.

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Why?

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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What's this dump?

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00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:41,682
My God!
It's the Pantheon!

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This place is
3,000 years old.

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What could possibly
be left to discover?

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Maybe something
about ourselves, Leela.

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Wait!
What's under that blanket?

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My God!
Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man!

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It's truly a masterpiece.

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Note how
the perspective lines

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draw the eye
right to his dong.

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00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,748
Say, what's this?

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00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,375
Anyone hear something?

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00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,918
It's a coin slot.

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Bender,
insert that giant nickel.

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Sure.

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(GROANS)
Hush, Bender!

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What's your game,
Vitruvian Man?

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00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,440
Whoa!
Whoa!

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FARNSWORTH: I withdraw
the question, Vitruvian Man.

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Da Vinci's lost workshop!

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00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:41,575
At the risk of
sounding stupid,

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do these things
actually work?

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00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,037
Of course not, stupid!

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00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:49,124
I mean, that flying machine's
as aerodynamic as a sofa!

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00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,960
How could it possibly
get off the ground?

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00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,838
In a way thou shalt
never discover!

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00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,633
(ALL GASP)

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00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,051
Hi, Animatronio.

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00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,220
I feign death
and stalk thee,

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00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:04,390
that I might preserve
the greatest of
Leonardo's secrets!

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00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:05,516
(EXCLAIMS)

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00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:13,524
All right,
buddy, we want secrets!
And they'd better be ancient!

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00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,275
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)

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00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:19,405
Never shall I reveal
how these wondrous
machines fit together!

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00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,948
They fit together?

208
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,325
I said no such thing.
And then I died!

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00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,701
(GROANING)

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00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:30,290
You're right, Professor.
This thing doesn't fly.

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00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,210
Don't sit in there,
you idiot!
That's dangerous!

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00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,341
(EXCLAIMS)

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00:12:56,526 --> 00:13:00,529
(GASPS) No wonder
this contraption isn't
aerodynamic!

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00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,574
It's not an aircraft,
it's a spacecraft!

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00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:05,617
(SHOUTS)

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00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:09,037
As I live, thou shan't
discover the great secret!

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00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,880
FRY: Bye, Animatronio!

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00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:46,992
My God!

219
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:50,120
Why would Leonardo's machine
have brought us here?

220
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,748
I don't know.
Let's ask this guy.

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00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,083
I am Leonardo.

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00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,460
(BOTH GASP)

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00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,587
Welcome to Planet Vinci.

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FARNSWORTH: My God!

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00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,095
FRY: That's what
I was gonna say!

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00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:19,274
Leonardo!
You're alive? Here?

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00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:24,655
You've learned
my great secret.
I was but a visitor to Earth.

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00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,991
In truth, I am what
you call a space alien.

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00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,201
Oh!

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It's an honor to
meet you, Leonardo.

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00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:35,040
And may I say,
you were great in
Titanic. The Beach...

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00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,085
That's Leonardo DiCaprio,
you blockhead!

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00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:39,628
(GROANS)

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00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,673
Looks like
eating rocks wasn't
as dumb as you said.

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00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,011
So what do people
do for fun here?

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00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,347
Do you enjoy
partying all night,

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00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,766
with plenty of ale
and lusty women?

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00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,851
I sure do!
Not us.

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00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:58,564
We spend our leisure time
in the mathematics museum.

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00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:04,444
Planet Vinci is basically
a single colossal university.

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00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,113
How's your football team?

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00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:07,322
Learned.

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00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,492
Ooh! I'm going to check out
that math lecture.

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00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:14,162
All this knowledge
is giving me
a raging brainer.

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00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,374
Would you like to hear
the lecture, too, Fry?

246
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,419
No.
It would just go in one ear
and out some other hole.

247
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,337
Come. Sit down.

248
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,715
Now, that I can do.
(GROANS)

249
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,760
I have a terrible secret
to confess, Mr. DiCaprio.

250
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,262
I'm not very smart.

251
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,264
I appreciate your candor.

252
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,851
I don't even know what
language you're speaking.

253
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,605
I, too, have a confession.

254
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:44,359
You see,
here on Planet Vinci,
I am the stupidest person.

255
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,279
What? Who'd possibly
think you're stupid?

256
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,114
Duh! I'm Leonardo!

257
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,658
I don't know the mass
of the Higgs boson.

258
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:54,202
Duh!
I have to draw in pencil,

259
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,539
'cause I don't know how to
use rendering software.

260
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,208
(BOTH LAUGHING)

261
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,795
Stupid Biff!
Thinks he's so smart.

262
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,380
He looks stronger
than you, too.

263
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:09,426
I went to Earth because
I could no longer
stand the ridicule.

264
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:14,514
But being surrounded
by even stupider people
was equally infuriating.

265
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,059
I can see myself
in your shiny button.

266
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,394
Inventing is
what makes me happy.

267
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,939
Or did, until I misplaced
the plans for my masterpiece.

268
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,191
You mean these?

269
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,444
(GASPS)
The machina magnifica?

270
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,529
Infinite joy!

271
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:33,325
Fry,
my friend, you have given
my life meaning again!

272
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:36,828
That calculus lecture
was harder than I expected.

273
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:40,290
We had to
answer every question
in the form of an opera.

274
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,376
I have a lot of
homework for tomorrow,

275
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:46,338
if I don't want
to be embarrassed.

276
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,133
(INAUDIBLE)

277
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,330
(ALL LAUGHING)

278
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,386
(PLAYING RHYTHMICALLY)

279
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,389
(ALL BOOING)

280
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,433
Thank you. Thank you.

281
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,227
And if you like that,
you'll love our main event.

282
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:46,314
Ladies and gentlemen,
Leonardo DiCaprio!

283
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:47,941
(ALL CHEERING)

284
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,444
I mean, da Vinci!

285
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,320
(ALL BOOING)

286
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:59,578
For centuries,
you've ridiculed me.
Especially you, Biff.

287
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,912
Nice hat!

288
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,247
(ALL WHOOPING)

289
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:06,835
But, at long last,
this invention will
show you.

290
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,503
It will show you all!

291
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:13,675
Behold, my unstoppable
doomsday machine!

292
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,010
And I helped!

293
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:18,513
Wait. You told me
it was an unstoppable
ice cream machine.

294
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:21,475
Ice cream is
just a by-product
of the machine!

295
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,394
Lts primary purpose
is to exterminate

296
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:27,230
everyone who ever
made me feel inferior!

297
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:30,692
Ooh! I'm so scared!

298
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:33,028
Bring it on, dum-dum!

299
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,696
(ALL LAUGHING)

300
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:39,284
Oh, yeah? Let's see how
hard you're laughing

301
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,537
when my doomsday machine
chops off your face!

302
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:55,967
Leonardo, stop!

303
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,219
(ALL GASP)

304
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,887
I want in on this!

305
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,931
Are you crazy, Professor?

306
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,724
I hate these nerds!

307
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,643
Just 'cause I'm
stupider than them,

308
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,020
they think
they're smarter
than me.

309
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,565
Kill them all,
starting with
the math teacher!

310
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,906
(ALL SCREAMING)

311
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:27,874
I knew this final invention
would be a humdinger.

312
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:32,128
Yes. We three idiots will
finally have our revenge!

313
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,130
I don't think so.

314
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:38,426
You two make me ashamed
to call myself an idiot.

315
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,850
There's always going to be
someone smarter than you,

316
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:48,103
so the only way to be happy
is to make the most
of what you've got.

317
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,479
But you've got nothing.

318
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:50,605
Oh, no?

319
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:54,734
I've got one single nail,
and another nail
to nail it in with.

320
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:58,280
And I'm gonna stop this
infernal ice cream machine
once and for all!

321
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,950
(SCREAMS)

322
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,885
(ALL LAUGHING)

323
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:24,222
Some doomsday machine!
It barely killed anyone!

324
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:25,390
Oh, yeah?

325
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,809
Well, take this!

326
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,646
Oh, my.

327
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:36,443
Poor Leonardo da Vinci.
He sure was stupid.

328
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:42,365
Fry, I admire
what you did today,

329
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,911
and I'm deeply sorry for
insulting your intellect.

330
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:48,663
Your tiny, tiny intellect.

331
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,707
Oops. There I go again,
you dope.

332
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,083
I mean, dummy.

333
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,168
It's okay.

334
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,795
I may not be clever,
but I have a good heart.

335
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,589
That's what my mom
used to say.

336
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,841
She was a wise woman.

337
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:02,052
Also, that I'm not
much to look at.

338
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:04,888
A wise woman, indeed.

339
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,171
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