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Is it true that once a whitewoman's
been wh a carpenter, She never goes back?
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Life-insurance checkmade
out to nancy scottson.
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Shouldn't be any troubleto cash.
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Look at that.
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You owe mesome money.
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How much?
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I need $100,000. Majestic
ischecking their books tomorrow.
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I might have accessto some money.
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I had a little emergency.
You'regonna have it back in a month.
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This is a scam,right?
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It's just my way of
saying,thank you for your help.
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I look so happy.
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We're looking downa
long road here,mrs.hodes.
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Not me. We are getting a divorce.
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There's no one elsebut you.
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Oh,god.
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- I quit.
- Bullshit.
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Oh,yeah. I'm bad.Punish me.
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Weeds
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How could you leave all this?
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A better,more lucrative
opportunity has presented itself.
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Besides,we both know you'll soon be off
to build another just-add-water insta-town.
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Utopian village,nancy.
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Where are you going?
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A company called aguatecture.
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It's all good.
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Well,would you give me a
few days to find someone new
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And maybe fuck you a few more times?
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Yes,and maybe.
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Just let yourself in.
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Is your mom around?
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I'm starting to think you
just like me for my mother.
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Excuse me?
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Who's the one that's been
living in a grow house?
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It makes a girl feel like she can't get
any attention unless she's a pot plant.
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How about we take a trip upstairs...
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And i check your bud...
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And your stems...
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Oh,sorry. I have to go.
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Hey,well,hold on a sec.
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Who's the honker?
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Kenneth.
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We're gonna go see
laser bach at the greek.
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You're going on a date?
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Yes,and now i'm late.
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- Hey...
- What's up?
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I thought you were dating me.
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I am.
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You can't date both of us.
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It's not like that with kenneth,okay?
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He meets my cultural needs,
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and you engage my sensual/sexual side.
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I'm just something for
you to rub up against?
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Silas,don't do this.
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I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow.
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We'll dialogue.
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Oh,shit. You.
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Me --
carrying cash.
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See? Have a little faith.
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That looks awfully thin for 100 grand.
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I'm doing the best i can.
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Little faith -- that's
exactly what i've got for you.
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This is how fucking broke i am.
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He was dirty. So was his partner.
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They took money whenever they could.
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I know. I lived with
the creep for a decade.
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He hid it somewhere.
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Believe me,it's out there.
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And the legit stuff -- the
life insurance,the pension?
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Wife two's got it.
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And she put in,what,six
months with the bastard?
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I'm raising his child,and
i'm begging her for money?
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I don't think so.
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That's my goddamn fucking money.
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And i'm telling you,she played him.
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I know it. What?
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Suddenly he gets married
and then winds up dead?
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Does that make sense to you?
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That bitch knows something.
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I'll need a retainer.
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I'm on it.
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Doug:this is bullshit.
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You can't just toss us
asidelike we're regular people.
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We're elected officials!
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I'm an elected official.
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You were elected by a
citythat no longer exists.
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And coarse languagewill
not be tolerated here.
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Fuck you,carilli.
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We have jobs we expect to keep.
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We have contracts with the
citywe expect to be honored.
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I expect mineto be honored.
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Wilson,if you cannot
controlthat vile mouth of yours,
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I will have you thrown
outof this meeting.
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Oh,don't you getall pious on me.
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You promised we'd get absorbedinto
the machine here,that i'd get absorbed.
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And as citizens of majestic,
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You all have the rightto run for office
in the next electionone year from now.
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Oh,horseshit!
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Any city councilwith a half
a brain has got the system
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So juiced up no one new has
a prayerof getting elected.
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Yeah,i want mylandscaping contract back!
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I am sorry,but all the
landscapingis handled
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By the majestic
ministriesdevelopment corporation.
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If we can'tget satisfaction here,
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We willget it in the streets.
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Yeah!
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People! People!
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There are other ways you canserve
the fine city of majestic.
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You can volunteerfor
a municipal program.
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Volunteeringis for saps.
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We expect to feed off the tit
oflocal government just like you.
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I'm afraid that all yourcontracts and positions
are now null and voidper the referendum.
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There is very little moreto be said!
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Mr.wilson,this councilis not finished looking
into your questionableinvestment in aguatecture.
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Don't you bang that gavel at
me,you sanctimonious jesus freak!
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You know,your long
skirtisn't long enough,lady.
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I saw your fat ankles
--calf,right into ankle.
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Cankles!
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That's it!
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Cankles!
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That is it! That is it!
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This meeting is adjourned!
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Cankle bitch!
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Cankle bitch!
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Cankle bitch!
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How dare you?
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Rude and vulgar!
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You too! Man cankles!
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Mankles!
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Douglas,we need to have a word.
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Okay. How about die?
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How aboutaguatecture?
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How aboutnone of your business?
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Hey,how muchdo you know about it?
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Not enough.
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Mom,we got toget rid of tara.
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Really?
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She's untrustworthy.
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Last i counted,she was right on.
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And she wraps her money inthose
cute little jesus ribbons.
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I'm thinkingshe's a keeper.
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Look,i know you saidnot to involve tara.
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That's right,i did.
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And i knowthat you were worried
that i would maybebreak up with her.
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- Let me guess --i was
psychic? - You were right.
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Okay,you were right,and i was wrong.
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I get it. I got it.
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But we need toget rid of her.
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No,my dear.
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You need to suck it up and make nice.
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So,that's it?
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You're picking herover me?
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Why can't youback me up for once?
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This is notyour mommy talking.
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This is your boss.
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So i suggestyou listen to now.
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What?
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Tara's my top earner.
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And when you bring inwhat she brings in without
getting emotionalor fucking up, You can make demands.
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But until then,keep
your head down and learn.
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She stays...
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And you get over it.
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Now...
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As your mother...
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I am sorry it's not working
outbetween the two of you.
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I'm sorryif she hurt you. Little bitch.
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You'retoo good for her.
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And i love youvery much.
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And you could usea haircut.
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What's withthe banging in the morning?
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Mom says we need tobeef up security.
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That little thing's a camera?
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Cool,huh?
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And i can broadcast the imageto
any computer in the house.
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Hey,could we pointone
of those next door?
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Jordan klien's home from
collegefor summer break.
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I can't spend all my timewaiting
for her to get naked one window up
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And three acrossfrom
my side of the house.
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I got things to do.
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Your fatherwas good with tools --
always building things,fixing things.
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I had to gothe other way.
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Which way is that?
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Destroying things,blowing stuff up.
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Pretty good at it,too.
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Unfortunately,not much of a market for
that particular skillwhen you grow up,
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Unlessyou're a terrorist.
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You could dospecial effects for movies,
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Blow tunnels through
mountains,building demolition,mining.
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Blowing shit upis not
just for terrorists.
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Don't let themtake that away from you.
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- hey,guys.
- hey,sanjay.
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Looking mighty,mighty homosexual today.
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Way to own it,sister.
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My friend isabelis a lesbian.
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If i bump into her atnorth valley
gay pasta night,i'll say hey.
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Is nancy home? I need to restock.
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How much you need? I'll hook you up.
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I could useabout half a pound.
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Back in two shakes.
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- Is that little thinga camera?
- Yeah.
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Oh,it's adorable.
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So,you didn't knowyou liked guys?
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Is there something you'dlike
to talk about,shane?
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Are youfeeling confused?
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No,i always thoughtyou were gay.
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Okay... Good to go.
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Thanks.
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You have arrived at your destination.
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The route guidance is now finished.
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Thank you for guiding meto
the fucking post-apocalypse.
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Yes,wonderful.
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Richest country in the world.
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Glad to seeyou're taking advantage
of the opportunities offered.
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AGUATECTURE FOUNTAIN-COMPANY
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Can i help you?
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Where's your owner?
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I'm sorry. The owner of this place.
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Who wants to know?
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I would like tospeak to someone
who can tell mewhat goes on here.
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What you seeis pretty much
what you get -- fountains...
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Shaped like houses.
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Fountainsshaped like houses.
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We got indoor,outdoor,tudor,victorian.
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Used to havea craftsman split
level,but we sold out of that.
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Different houses withwater
flushing out the windows.
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Aguatecture.
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You're soaking in it.
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And i'm to believe
thataguatecture attracts investors?
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Who on earth would
buythese tacky things?
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Look,if you don't wantnone
of our tacky things,
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How about youget the
fuck on out? We closed.
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Where's the owner? Is he in back?
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She's right in front of you.
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What's in the back?
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Ain't nothing back therebut
files and inventory.
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That's fine. Need to
usethe restroom,anyway.
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Toilet's broke.
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Just gonnawash my hands.
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You can dip them in
thatfountain on the way out.
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Now,i done asked you nice.
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Now,you all alonein a strange place.
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Think it through,now,girl.
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There you go.
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Thank youfor your time.
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Hey,we all out of the,um...
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Carpenter.
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Who?
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I'm sorry. You look likesomebody i,um...
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I don't know. I've,um...
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Bye.
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Okay,who the fuck was that?
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I don't know. Maybe
we should ask conrad.
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Mom,i need toshow you something.
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Oh,no. Shane,no more tutorials.
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It's not a tutorial.
It's feed from earlier.
259
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,720
- So?
- It's the pool guy...
260
00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:48,310
Checking us outtwice in one day.
261
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:51,340
- Is he a cop?
- I don't know.
262
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,790
That would suck.
263
00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:55,530
Yes.
264
00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:58,860
- Yes,it sure would.
- Look at this.
265
00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:03,180
Whenwas this one taken?
266
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,640
It's the live feed.
267
00:14:07,870 --> 00:14:09,630
It's the same guy.
268
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,090
He's out there right now.
269
00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:23,780
Who are you?
270
00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:25,820
Just surveyingthe water lines,ma'am.
271
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:28,410
You haven't hadany problems,have you?
272
00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:30,340
You're not surveyingthe water lines.
273
00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:33,700
And you're not a
fuckingpool cleaner,either.
274
00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:35,580
Who the hell are you?
275
00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:44,660
Private investigator.
276
00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:47,600
You mind if i have that
back? I'm running kind of low.
277
00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:55,490
- What do you wantfrom me?
- Let's walk.
278
00:14:58,930 --> 00:15:03,960
My clientis interested in
finding outa whole lot about you.
279
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,520
What client?
280
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,610
Not at libertyto divulge that.
281
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:10,400
But you can tell me thatyou're
a private investigator.
282
00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,310
Yes,i'm comfortablewith that.
283
00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:18,540
I'm comfortablebecause i feel...
284
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,110
- You and ican do business together.
- Really?
285
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:27,800
I have a strong feeling,in fact,that
in exchangefor my discretion --
286
00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:29,640
With the police,with
my client --
287
00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:32,900
Dealingwith your illegal
activities Vismarijuana trafficking,
288
00:15:32,910 --> 00:15:36,200
you might want togive me some money.
289
00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:38,920
I have no ideawhat you're talking about.
290
00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:39,900
Ah,that doesn't matter.
291
00:15:39,910 --> 00:15:41,780
I have pictures --dealers
coming and going.
292
00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:45,360
I even followed one -- the
gayindian kid -- on his rounds.
293
00:15:45,370 --> 00:15:46,980
I have cellphone wiretaps.
294
00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:48,190
Some of it's static-ridden.
295
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,840
I guess it's time to investin
that newer technology.
296
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,010
But yougetting the idea?
297
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,640
Isn't that what pellicano'sgoing
to jail for -- illegal wiretaps?
298
00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:59,650
Inadmissible in court,absolutely.
299
00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:01,270
Illegal? Yeah.
300
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:05,870
But if theywere to show up anonymously
301
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,250
at the d.e.a.office,
302
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:12,510
I bet an extensiveinvestigation
would ensue.
303
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,910
How much do you want?
304
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,300
Hey,i'm not greedy.
305
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,110
I work for a living.
306
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,800
- 50 thouought to do the trick.
- Fuck me!
307
00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:25,270
Tempting,but i likeblondes
with big,fake tits.
308
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,380
I'll have it in cash.
309
00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:30,860
- 10000
- 50000
310
00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:32,830
- 20000
- 50,000!
311
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,850
Come on. Please?
312
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:38,200
You can buy plenty of blondeswith
big,fake tits for $20,000.
313
00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:42,930
Okay,sinceyou asked so nice...
314
00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:46,900
God,you're a real prick.
315
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:48,460
I know.
316
00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:51,970
You and my wifewould
totally bond on that.
317
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,720
So,anyhoo,here'swhat you're gonna do.
318
00:16:56,730 --> 00:17:01,920
Meet me heretomorrow morning
at 10:00with the moola.
319
00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:07,350
Look,it's gonna take mea little more time
than 24 hours to come upwith that much money.
320
00:17:07,930 --> 00:17:09,570
You're a drug dealer.
321
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:11,340
With expenses.
322
00:17:11,350 --> 00:17:13,020
Consider thisone of them.
323
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,940
Hasta la tomorra!
324
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,280
Celia:son of a bitch.
325
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:26,060
Oh,look who's here. My family.
326
00:17:26,070 --> 00:17:27,450
Hey,family.
327
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:29,420
Did you knowthat we're poor?
328
00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:32,380
We're really poor.
329
00:17:32,390 --> 00:17:34,620
Maybe we should cut downon
our liquor purchases.
330
00:17:34,630 --> 00:17:36,000
Oh,no.
331
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:37,970
All the poor drink.
332
00:17:37,980 --> 00:17:39,890
Yeah,i sawthe poor this morning.
333
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:42,950
They all had bottlesin paper bags.
334
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,940
That's what i
need --a paper bag.
335
00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:47,520
Wonderful idea.
336
00:17:47,530 --> 00:17:50,800
You couldput your bottle in it and
then vomit in itwhen you're done.
337
00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:53,380
I don't vomitfrom drinking.
338
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:57,470
I vomit wheni think about my life.
339
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,910
Isabel,why don't yougo for another walk?
340
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,830
See? I'm not the only one
whothinks she needs more exercise.
341
00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:05,610
I don't thinkyou should
be alone with her.
342
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:06,660
It's okay,honey.
343
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,860
Why don't you go to
shane'shouse or something?
344
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:11,230
Fine. I'll call in later.
345
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,750
Shane's house.
346
00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:17,290
I will rock the house
of shanebefore i'm done.
347
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:20,670
Make some coffee,celia.
348
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:25,200
Oh,not so fast,roller-boy.
349
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:28,210
Aguatecture.
350
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,740
I don't knowwhat you're talking about.
352
00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:36,490
And even if i did,i wouldn't tell you.
353
00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:40,000
What the fuck?
354
00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:42,710
Tell meeverything.
355
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,030
You're insane.
356
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,440
Yes,i amfucking insane.
357
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,700
Tell... Me...Everything.
358
00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:51,670
Oh,god!
359
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,920
God damn it!
360
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,910
Up until this point,i
have avoided your nuts
361
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:03,540
Because god knows what is
insidethat fucking diaper of yours.
362
00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:06,580
But so help me,if you don't come clean,
363
00:19:06,590 --> 00:19:11,610
I will make sure a catheter is
a permanentpart of your anatomy.
364
00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:17,540
- Bitch.
- Perhaps.
365
00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:22,980
God! God!
366
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:24,810
Talk to me.
367
00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:26,850
Fuck... You!
368
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:28,950
Okay,i'm done playing.
369
00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:30,790
Balls are next.
370
00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:34,650
Okay!Okay,please.
371
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,480
Please don't hurt me anymore. I'll talk.
372
00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:38,420
Pleasedon't hurt me anymore.
373
00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:40,320
Aguatecture. Aguatecture!
374
00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:42,930
I'll tell you. Just take
your foot off.Please!
375
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:45,770
God,i'll tell you everything!
376
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,030
Lovely morning.
377
00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:54,650
It dependswhere you're sitting.
378
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,550
Aw,it's notso terrible.
379
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,380
You'll make more money.
380
00:19:58,390 --> 00:20:00,960
There's always more money
in your line of work.
381
00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:03,340
And there'salways more blackmail.
382
00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:05,920
What's to stop youfrom coming back?
383
00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:06,880
I give you my word.
384
00:20:06,890 --> 00:20:08,570
You're blackmailing me.
385
00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:11,790
You've threatened to destroymy
life unless i give you money.
386
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,990
Yes. I promise i'll neverdo it again.
387
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,070
Cross my heart.
388
00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:18,850
- I have kids.
- I know.
389
00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:20,720
Took their pictures.
390
00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:22,580
Handsome boys.
391
00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:24,770
Can i have my money now?
392
00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:26,000
They're not just handsome.
393
00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:30,640
They're also smart,especially
shane. Off the charts.
394
00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:34,320
There's a $100 buy-inat commerce in an
hour, and i'd reallylike to be there.
395
00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:38,010
You're mugging me -- you'll take a
minuteto listen to what i have to say.
396
00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:40,770
My smart son,shane,took
me to a store yesterday --
397
00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:43,440
- Panorama city --off
the 405. - ********
398
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,270
Spyware store. You ever been there?
399
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,330
It was my first time.
400
00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:50,640
I bought myselfa teeny little microphone
that you hideinside your blouse.
401
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,190
Recordseverything you say...
402
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,560
Transmits it backto shane's
computer -- actually,any computer.
403
00:20:58,570 --> 00:21:00,930
Only $49.95
404
00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:03,420
Technology'scome a long way.
405
00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:08,980
And sinceblackmailing's a felony,even
when you do itto alleged drug dealers,
406
00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:13,070
you probably want me to
keepthis conversation to myself.
407
00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:17,020
So,i guess whatwe
have here is a détente.
408
00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:20,590
You tell the police what i
dofor a living,not good for me.
409
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:25,190
I tell the policeyou
blackmailed me,not good for you.
410
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,540
Understood.
411
00:21:29,490 --> 00:21:31,100
Now...
412
00:21:31,110 --> 00:21:33,990
I don't knowho your client
is,but i have a pretty good idea.
413
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,260
Whether you tell her whati
do for a living is up to you,
414
00:21:36,270 --> 00:21:38,900
But i stronglyadvise against it.
415
00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:47,310
This is for me?
416
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,470
It's a lovely morningafter all!
417
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,370
Oh,go fuck yourself.
418
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:58,570
If i could,i'd save a
fortunein strippers and alimony.
419
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:01,730
I'm off to commerce. You wish me luck?
420
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:12,100
So,how much do youhave for me this time?
421
00:22:12,110 --> 00:22:15,290
$500? $200?
422
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,130
Some loose change?
423
00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:20,070
- I don't have anything.
- Shocking.
424
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,910
- And it's your fault.
- How's that?
425
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:27,930
The private investigatoryou
hired shook me down,
426
00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:30,670
Took all the moneyi was gonna give you.
427
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:33,060
Shook you down
--for what?
428
00:22:33,070 --> 00:22:35,200
None of yourgoddamn business.
429
00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:38,350
But nowi have nothing.
430
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:41,710
And frankly... I'm pissed.
431
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,620
- You're pissed?
- Yeah.
432
00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:46,040
You didn't trust me,and
you really should have.
433
00:22:46,050 --> 00:22:47,410
I was gonnaget you your money.
434
00:22:47,420 --> 00:22:48,830
- Sure you were.
- I was.
435
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,230
And by the way,it
wasn't even your money.
436
00:22:52,210 --> 00:22:54,400
I was legallyentitled to it.
437
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,260
Mrs.Scottsonnumber two. Me.
438
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,590
Not you.
439
00:23:00,830 --> 00:23:04,870
But now it's his,and
that isn't my fault.
440
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,470
So i guess the whole
pointis moot,actually.
441
00:23:09,410 --> 00:23:12,020
Thenwhy are you here?
442
00:23:12,030 --> 00:23:15,750
I thought... I needed a friend.
443
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:22,580
I don't need a friend.
I don't need anybody.
444
00:23:24,630 --> 00:23:26,990
Don't call me.
445
00:23:27,670 --> 00:23:29,200
Bye.
446
00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:44,120
Please tell me you werejust
in the neighborhood.
447
00:23:44,130 --> 00:23:47,930
Your friend celiacame to aguatecture.
448
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,130
How the hell?
449
00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:55,330
Did she see anything?
What does she know?
450
00:23:55,340 --> 00:23:59,130
I was wonderingthe same thing,so i gave
her a call, 'Cause i still had her number.
451
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:03,910
She told me to tell you
sheknows you fucked her boyfriend
452
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,200
And she knowsyou're dealing again...
453
00:24:06,210 --> 00:24:08,530
And she'll be in touch.
454
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:15,450
She'll be in touch.
455
00:24:17,460 --> 00:24:20,240
How bad is this,nancy?
456
00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:28,770
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Weeds
Season03 Episode11