1 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:04,271 Previously on Weeds. 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:08,956 Is it true that once a white woman's been with a carpenter she never goes back? 3 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:11,918 Life insurance cheque made out to Nancy Scottson. 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,549 - Shouldn't be any trouble to cash. - Oh, look at that. 5 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,313 - I think you owe me some money. - How much? 6 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,231 119,000. 7 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:23,517 And I need $100,000. Majestic is checking their books tomorrow. 8 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,397 I might have access to some money. 9 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,835 I had a little emergency. You're going to have it back in a month. 10 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,035 This is a scam, right? 11 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:32,078 This is my little way of saying, "Thank you for all your help." 12 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:33,479 I look so happy. 13 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:39,114 Oh! 14 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,280 We're looking down a long road here, Mrs. Hodes. 15 00:00:43,315 --> 00:00:46,113 Not me. We are getting a divorce. 16 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,872 There's no one else but you. 17 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:50,919 Oh, God. 18 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,353 - I quit. - Bullshit. 19 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,590 Yeah, I'm bad. Punish me. 20 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,308 How could you leave all this? 21 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:03,473 A better, more lucrative opportunity has presented itself. 22 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,551 Besides, we both know you'll soon be off 23 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,677 to build another just-add-water insta-town. 24 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:10,398 Utopian village, Nancy. 25 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:14,953 - Where are you going? - A company called Aguatecture. 26 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,710 - Mm. - It's all good. 27 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,872 Well, would you give me a few days to find someone new 28 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,678 and maybe fuck you a few more times? 29 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,035 Yes, and maybe. 30 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,790 Just let yourself in. 31 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:30,835 Hi. 32 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:32,949 Is your mom around? 33 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,996 I'm starting to think you just like me for my mother. 34 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:36,115 Excuse me? 35 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,158 Who's the one that's been living in a grow house? 36 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:42,158 Makes a girl feel like she can't get any attention 37 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,793 unless she's a pot plant. 38 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,916 - How about we take a trip upstairs... - Mm-hm. 39 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,673 ...and I check your bud and your stems... 40 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,035 Oh... sorry. I have to go. 41 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,031 Hey, well, hold on a sec. 42 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,509 - Who's the honker? - Kenneth. 43 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,830 We're gonna go see Laser Bike at the Greek. 44 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,598 You're going on a date? 45 00:03:02,633 --> 00:03:04,157 Yes, and now I'm late. 46 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,551 I thought you were dating me. 47 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:08,868 I am. 48 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:12,757 - You can't date both of us. - It's not like that with Kenneth, OK? 49 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,990 He meets my cultural needs, 50 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:19,073 and you engage my sensual, sexual side. 51 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,276 So I'm just something for you to rub up against? 52 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,588 Silas, don't do this. 53 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,870 I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow. 54 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,518 We'll dialogue. 55 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,751 Oh, shit. You. 56 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,635 Me, carrying cash. 57 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,551 See? Have a little faith. 58 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,915 That looks awfully thin for 100 grand. 59 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,389 I'm doing the best I can. 60 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,433 "Little faith." 61 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,875 That's exactly what I've got for you. 62 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,435 This is how fucking broke I am. 63 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:15,159 He was dirty. So was his partner. They took money whenever they could. 64 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,430 I know. I lived with the creep for a decade. 65 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,912 He hid it somewhere. Believe me, it's out there. 66 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,753 And the legit stuff, the life insurance, the pension - 67 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,114 wife two's got it. 68 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:28,589 And she put in, what, six months with the bastard? 69 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,398 I'm raising his child 70 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,391 and I'm begging her for money? 71 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,799 Na-ah, I don't think so. 72 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,030 That's my goddamn fuckin' money. 73 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:39,598 And I'm telling you, she played him. I know it. 74 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,752 What, suddenly he gets married and then winds up dead? 75 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:45,479 Does that make sense to you? 76 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,437 That bitch knows something. 77 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,359 I'll need a retainer. 78 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:58,713 I'm on it. 79 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,712 This is bullshit. You can't just toss us aside 80 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,553 like we're regular people. We're elected officials! 81 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:05,789 I'm an elected official. 82 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,553 You were elected by a city that no longer exists. 83 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,154 And coarse language will not be tolerated here, Mr. Wilson. 84 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:14,158 Fuck you, Carilli. We have jobs we expect to keep. 85 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,748 We have contracts with the city we expect to be honoured. 86 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,478 I expect mine to be honoured. 87 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,120 Wilson, if you cannot control that vile mouth of yours, 88 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:24,510 - I will have you thrown out of this meeting. - Oh, don't you get all pious on me. 89 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,670 You promised we'd get absorbed into the machine, 90 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,557 that I'd get absorbed into the machine here. 91 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:32,599 And, as citizens of Majestic, you all have the right to run for office 92 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,955 in the next election, one year from now. 93 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,759 Oh, horseshit! 94 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:40,718 Any city council with half a brain has got the system so juiced up 95 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,870 no one new has a prayer of getting elected. 96 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,474 Yeah, I want my landscaping contract back! 97 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,994 Well, I am sorry, but all the landscaping in Majestic 98 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:51,038 is handled by the Majestic Ministries Development Corporation. 99 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:54,317 Look, if we can't get satisfaction here, we will get it in the streets. 100 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,913 Yeah! 101 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,073 People! People! There are other ways that you can serve the fine city of Majestic. 102 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,799 You can volunteer for municipal programs. 103 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,711 Volunteering is for saps. 104 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:08,031 We expect to feed off the tit of local government, just like you. 105 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,350 I'm afraid that all your contracts and positions 106 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:13,034 are now null and void per the referendum. 107 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:15,270 There is very little more to be said! 108 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,635 Oh, and, Mr. Wilson, this council is not finished 109 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:20,996 looking into your questionable investment in Aguatecture. 110 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:24,231 Don't you bang that gavel at me, you sanctimonious Jesus-freak! 111 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:27,039 You know, your long skirt isn't long enough, lady. 112 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,874 I saw your fat ankles. Calf, right into ankle. 113 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:34,748 Cankles! 114 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:36,273 - Cankles! - That is it! 115 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:37,315 - Cankles! - Cankles! 116 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,595 That is it! That is it! This meeting is adjourned! 117 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:40,795 Cankle bitch! 118 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,836 - That's right, cankle bitch! - Cankle bitch! 119 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,070 - How dare you? - Rude and vulgar! 120 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,232 You, too! Man cankles! Mankles! 121 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,989 Douglas, we need to have a word. 122 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,274 OK, how about "die"? 123 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,478 How about "Aguatecture"? 124 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,233 How about "none of your business"? 125 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,711 Hey, how much do you know about it? 126 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,233 Not enough. 127 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,839 Mom, we gotta get rid of Tara. 128 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:10,995 Really? 129 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,594 She's untrustworthy. 130 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,477 Wow. 131 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,391 Last I counted, she was right on. 132 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:21,234 And she wraps her money in those cute little Jesus ribbons. 133 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,514 I'm thinking she's a keeper. 134 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,831 Look, I know you said not to involve Tara. 135 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,592 That's right, I did. 136 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,830 And I know that you were worried 137 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,831 that I would maybe break up with her. 138 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:35,074 - Let me guess, I was psychic? - You were right. You were right. 139 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:38,118 OK, you were right, and I was wrong. I get it. I got it. 140 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,636 - But we need to get rid of her. - No, my dear. 141 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,712 You need to suck it up and make nice. 142 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:45,949 So, that's it? 143 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:51,158 You're picking her over me? Why can't you back me up for once? 144 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:54,670 This is not your mommy talking. This is your boss. 145 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,433 So, I suggest you listen to me, now. 146 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,431 - What? - Tara's my top earner. 147 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,990 When you bring in what she brings in, without getting emotional or fucking up, 148 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:07,312 you can make demands, but, until then, keep your head down and learn. 149 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,038 She stays... 150 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,952 and you get over it. 151 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,513 Now... 152 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:16,709 as your mother... 153 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,672 I'm sorry it's not working out between the two of you. 154 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,320 I'm sorry if she hurt you. Little bitch. 155 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,592 You're too good for her. 156 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:31,273 And I love you very much. 157 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,509 And you could use a haircut. 158 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:41,235 Ahh. 159 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,959 What's with the banging in the morning? 160 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:46,110 Mom says we need to beef up security. 161 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,395 - That little thing's a camera? - Cool, huh? 162 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,914 And I can broadcast the image to any computer in the house. 163 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,833 Hey, could we point one of those next door? 164 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,718 Jordan Klein's home from college for summer break. 165 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,950 I can't spend all my time waiting for her to get naked 166 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,634 one window up and three across from my side of the house. 167 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,392 I got things to do. 168 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,835 Your father was good with tools, 169 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,911 always building things, fixing things. 170 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,719 - I had to go the other way. - Which way is that? 171 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:14,679 Destroying things, blowing stuff up. Pretty good at it, too. 172 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:18,799 Unfortunately, not much of a market for that particular skill when you grow up, 173 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,393 unless you're a terrorist. 174 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,245 You could do special effects for movies, 175 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:26,272 blow tunnels through mountains, building demolition, mining. 176 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:30,478 Blowing shit up is not just for terrorists. Don't let them take that away from you. 177 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,357 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Sanjay. 178 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:39,989 Looking mighty, mighty homosexual today. Way to own it, sister. 179 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,513 My friend Isabelle's a lesbian. 180 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:45,036 If I bump into her at North Valley Gay Pasta Night, I'll say, "Hey." 181 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:48,157 - Is Nancy home? I need to restock. - How much you need? I'll hook you up. 182 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:50,874 I could use about half a pound. 183 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,678 Back in two shakes. 184 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,156 - Is that little thing a camera? - Yeah. 185 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,999 Aw, it's adorable. 186 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:05,914 So, you didn't know you liked guys? 187 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,795 Is there something you'd like to talk about, Shane? 188 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,916 Are you... feeling confused? 189 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,877 No, I always thought you were gay. 190 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,110 OK, good to go. 191 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,313 Thanks. 192 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:26,553 You have arrived at your destination. The route guidance is now finished. 193 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,996 Thank you for guiding me to the fucking post-apocalypse. 194 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:35,670 Yes, wonderful. Richest country in the world. 195 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:39,673 Glad to see you're taking advantage of the opportunities offered. 196 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:55,795 Can I help you? 197 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,234 Where's your owner? 198 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,033 I'm sorry. The owner of this place. 199 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,997 Who wants to know? 200 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:08,311 I would like to speak to someone who can tell me what goes on here. 201 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,595 What you see is pretty much what you get. 202 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:16,159 Fountains, shaped like houses. 203 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:19,431 We got indoor, outdoor, Tudor, Victorian. 204 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:22,557 Used to have a craftsman split-level, but we sold out of that. 205 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,438 Just different houses with water flushing out the windows. 206 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,590 Aguatecture. You're soaking in it. 207 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:32,276 And I'm to believe that Aguatecture attracts investors? 208 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:37,310 Who on Earth would buy these tacky things? 209 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:42,029 Look, if you don't want none of our tacky things, 210 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:45,558 how about you get the fuck on out? We closed. 211 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,949 Where's the owner? Is he in back? 212 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:52,510 - She's right in front of you. - What's in the back? 213 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:55,433 Ain't nothing back there but files and inventory. 214 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,829 That's fine. Need to use the restroom, anyway. 215 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,514 - Toilet's broke. - Just gonna wash my hands. 216 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,955 You can dip them in that fountain on the way out, if you like. 217 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,113 Now, I done asked you nice. 218 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,916 Now, you all alone in a strange place. 219 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,036 Think it through, now, girl. 220 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,958 There you go. 221 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,511 Thank you for your time. 222 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,319 Hey, we all out of the, erm... 223 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,479 Carpenter. 224 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,075 Who? 225 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:43,069 I'm sorry. You look like somebody I, erm... 226 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:46,075 I don't know. I've, erm... 227 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,793 Bye. 228 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:57,069 - OK, who the fuck was that? - I don't know. 229 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,594 Maybe we should ask Conrad. 230 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,032 Mom, I need to show you something. 231 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,589 Oh, no, Shane, no more tutorials. 232 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,989 It's not a tutorial. It's feed from earlier. 233 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,949 - So? - It's the pool guy 234 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,031 checking us out twice in one day. 235 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,230 - Is he a cop? - I don't know. 236 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,119 That would suck. 237 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,235 Yes. 238 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,554 - Yes, it sure would. - Now look at this. 239 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,119 When was this one taken? 240 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,918 It's the live feed. 241 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,038 It's the same guy. 242 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,111 He's out there right now. 243 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,433 Who are you? 244 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:54,795 Just surveying the water lines, ma'am. You haven't had any problems, have you? 245 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,791 You're not surveying the water lines. 246 00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:00,077 And you're not a fucking pool cleaner, either. 247 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,149 Who the hell are you? 248 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,474 "Private... Investigator." 249 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,711 You mind if I have that card back? I'm running kind of low. 250 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,072 What do you want from me? 251 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,718 Let's walk. 252 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:28,751 My client is interested in finding out a whole lot about you. 253 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,589 What client? 254 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,557 Not at liberty to divulge that. 255 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,837 But you can tell me that you're a private investigator. 256 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,876 Yes, I'm comfortable with that. 257 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,034 I'm comfortable because... 258 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,439 I feel... 259 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:47,397 - You and I can do business together. - Really? 260 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,959 I have a strong feeling, in fact, 261 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:51,918 that in exchange for my discretion... 262 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,072 with the police, with my client, dealing with your illegal activities 263 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,912 vis-á-vis marijuana trafficking, 264 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,798 you might want to give me some money. 265 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,519 I have no idea what you're talking about. 266 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,353 That doesn't matter. I have pictures. Dealers coming and going. 267 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,477 I even followed one, the gay Indian kid, on his rounds. 268 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:11,438 I have cellphone wiretaps. Some of it's static-ridden, 269 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,988 I guess it's time to invest in that newer technology, 270 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,957 but you getting the idea? 271 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,552 Isn't that what Pellicano's going to jail for, illegal wiretaps? 272 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,438 Inadmissible in court, absolutely. 273 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,158 Illegal? Yeah. 274 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:28,159 But if they were to show up, anonymously, 275 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,111 at the DEA office... 276 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:34,349 I bet an extensive investigation would ensue. 277 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,429 - How much do you want? - I'm not greedy. 278 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,272 I work for a living. 279 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,715 - Fifty thou oughta do the trick. - Fuck me! 280 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:47,236 Tempting, but... I like blondes with big, fake tits. 281 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,514 I'll have it in cash. 282 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,353 - Ten. - Fifty. 283 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:53,998 - Twenty. - Fifty. 284 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,071 Come on, please? 285 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,516 You can buy plenty of blondes with big, fake tits for twenty. 286 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,596 OK, since you asked so nice, tw... th... f... 287 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:05,635 fifty. 288 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,278 God, you're a real prick. 289 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,271 Mm, I know. 290 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:12,238 You and my wife would totally bond on that. 291 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,640 So, any-who, here's what you're gonna do. 292 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,119 Meet me here, tomorrow morning, 293 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,428 at ten 294 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,317 with the moolah. 295 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,153 Look, it's gonna take me a little more time than 24 hours 296 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,952 to come up with that much money. 297 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:31,271 - You're a drug dealer. - With expenses. 298 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,396 Consider this one of them. 299 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,551 Hasta la tomorra! 300 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,475 Son of a bitch. 301 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,833 Ohh, look who's here, my family. 302 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,438 Hey, family. Did you know that we're poor? 303 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,310 We're really... poor. 304 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,550 Maybe we should cut down on our liquor purchases. 305 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,712 Oh, no. All the poor drink. 306 00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:01,112 Yeah, I saw the poor this morning. They all had bottles in paper bags. 307 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:05,839 - That's what I need, a paper bag. - Wonderful idea. 308 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:09,435 You could put your bottle in it, and then vomit in it when you're done. 309 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,476 I don't vomit from drinking. 310 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:15,152 I vomit when I think about my life. 311 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,951 Isabelle, why don't you go for another walk? 312 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:21,032 See? I'm not the only one who thinks she needs more exercise. 313 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:24,271 - I don't think you should be alone with her. - It's OK, honey. 314 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,476 Why don't you go to Shane's house or something, OK? 315 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,391 Fine. I'll call in later. 316 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,038 Shane's house. 317 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,348 Ha! 318 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,034 I will rock the House of Shane before I'm done. 319 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,391 Make some coffee, Celia. 320 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:38,833 Ohh. 321 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,388 Not so fast, roller-boy. 322 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,237 Aguatecture. 323 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,998 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Aguatecture. 324 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,435 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Fine. 325 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,670 And even if I did, I wouldn't tell you. 326 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:55,954 What the fuck? Wh... 327 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,870 Tell me everything. 328 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,075 You're insane. 329 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:03,232 Yes, I am fucking insane. 330 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,789 Tell me everything. 331 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,030 Ow! God da... 332 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,994 God damn it! 333 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:14,152 Up until this point, I have avoided your nuts, 334 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:18,637 because God knows what is inside that fucking diaper of yours. 335 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,632 But so help me, if you don't come clean, 336 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:26,635 I will make sure a catheter is a permanent part of your anatomy. 337 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,030 - Bitch. - Perhaps. 338 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,316 Oh, God! Ow! 339 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,674 Aagh! God! 340 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:41,150 - Talk to me. - Fuck... you! 341 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,793 OK, I'm done playing. 342 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,354 - Balls are next. - Stop! Oh! Ah! 343 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:50,433 OK! OK! OK, please. Please don't hurt me any more. I'll talk. 344 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:54,115 Please don't hurt me any more. Aguatecture. Aguatecture! 345 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,918 I'll tell you. Just take your foot off. 346 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,514 Please! I'll tell you everything! 347 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:04,994 Lovely morning. 348 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,432 - Depends where you're sitting. - Ah, it's not so terrible. 349 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,397 You'll make more money. 350 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,755 There's always more money in your line of work. 351 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,479 And there's always more blackmail. 352 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,676 What's to stop you from coming back? 353 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:21,228 - I give you my word. - You're blackmailing me. 354 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,232 You've threatened to destroy my life unless I give you money. 355 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,710 Yes, and now I promise I'll never do it again. Cross my heart. 356 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,108 I have kids. 357 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,316 I know. Took their pictures. 358 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,149 Handsome boys. 359 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,712 Can I have my money now? 360 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,553 They're not just handsome, they're also smart. 361 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,359 Especially Shane. Off the charts. 362 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,876 There's $100 buy-in at Commerce in an hour and I'd really like to be there, so... 363 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,430 You're mugging me, you piece of shit. You'll take a minute to listen to what I say. 364 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,080 My smart son, Shane, took me to a store yesterday. 365 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,833 - Panorama City, off the 405. - Can I know where this is going? 366 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,480 Spyware store. You ever been there? It was my first time. 367 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:01,792 Bought myself a teeny little microphone that you hide inside your blouse. 368 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,029 Records everything you say. 369 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,998 Transmits it back to Shane's computer, actually, any computer. 370 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,594 Only 49.95. 371 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,274 Technology's come a long way. 372 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,920 And, since blackmailing's a felony, 373 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,150 even when you do it to alleged drug dealers, 374 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,590 you probably want me to keep this conversation to myself. 375 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,472 So, I guess what we have here is a détente. 376 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:30,314 You tell the police what I do for a living, not good for me. 377 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,356 I tell the police you blackmailed me, 378 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,839 not good for you. 379 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,399 Understood. 380 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,518 Now... 381 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,280 I don't know who your client is but I have a pretty good idea. 382 00:20:43,315 --> 00:20:45,350 Whether or not you tell her what I do is up to you 383 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,510 but I strongly advise against it. 384 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,072 This is for me? 385 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,597 Ha! It's a lovely morning after all! 386 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,557 Go fuck yourself. 387 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:06,838 Honey, if I could, I'd save a fortune in strippers and alimony. 388 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,470 I'm off to Commerce. You wish me luck? 389 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,670 So, how much do you have for me this time? 390 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,352 500? 391 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,873 200? 392 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,598 Some loose change? 393 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:25,715 I don't have anything. 394 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,473 - Shocking. - And it's your fault. 395 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,710 Oh, really? How's that? 396 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:34,873 The private investigator you hired shook me down, 397 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,269 took all the money I was gonna give you. 398 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,795 - Shook you down? For what? - None of your goddamn business. 399 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,915 But now I have nothing 400 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,833 and, frankly, I'm pissed. 401 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,831 - You're pissed? - Yeah. 402 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,671 You didn't trust me and you really should have. I was gonna get your money. 403 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:54,875 - Sure you were. - I was. 404 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,155 And, by the way, it wasn't even your money. 405 00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,838 I was legally entitled to it. 406 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,750 Mrs. Scottson number two. Me. 407 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,239 Not you. 408 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:10,234 But now it's his, and that isn't my fault. 409 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,630 So, I guess the whole point is moot, actually. 410 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,352 Then why are you here? 411 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,952 I thought... 412 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,758 I needed a friend. 413 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,436 I don't... need a friend. 414 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,635 I don't need anybody. 415 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,878 Don't call me. 416 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,838 Bye. 417 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,120 Please tell me you were just in the neighbourhood. 418 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,510 Your friend Celia came to Aguatecture. 419 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,359 How the hell? 420 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,514 She see anything? What does she know? 421 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,511 I was wondering the same thing, so I called her, 422 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,431 cos I still had her number in my phone. 423 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,398 And she told me to tell you she knows you fucked her boyfriend... 424 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,236 and she knows you're dealing again... 425 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,709 and she'll be in touch. 426 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,956 She'll be in touch. 427 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,235 How bad is this, Nancy?