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Previously on Weeds...
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Is it true that once a white woman's been
with a carpenter, she never goes back?
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Life-insurance check made
out to Nancy Scottson.
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Shouldn't be any trouble to cash.
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Look at that.
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- You owe me some money.
- How much?
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Hundred nineteen thousand.
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I need $100,000. Majestic
is checking their books tomorrow.
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I might have access
to some money.
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I had a little emergency.
You're gonna have it back in a month.
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This is a scam, right?
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It's just my way of saying,
thank you for your help.
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I look so happy.
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We're looking down a long road here,
Mrs Hodes.
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Not me. We are getting a divorce.
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There's no one else but you.
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Oh, god.
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- I quit.
- Bullshit.
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I'm bad. Punish me.
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Weeds - Season 3 - Episode 11
Cankles (1.05)
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Transcript by testexam
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Synchro : Macanto / [dx]
Michvanilly / San-A
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www.sub-way.fr
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How could you leave all this?
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A better... more lucrative opportunity
has presented itself.
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Besides, we both know you'll soon be off
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to build another
just-add-water insta-town.
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Utopian village, Nancy.
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- Where are you going?
- A company called Aguatecture.
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It's all good.
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Well, would you give me
a few days to find someone new
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and maybe fuck you a few more times?
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Yes... and maybe.
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Just let yourself in.
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Hi.
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Is your mom around?
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I'm starting to think you
just like me for my mother.
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Excuse me? Who's the one that's
been living in a grow house?
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It makes a girl feel like
she can't get any attention
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unless she's a pot plant.
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How about we take a trip upstairs...
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And I check your bud...
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And your stems...
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Oh, sorry. I have to go.
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Hey, well, hold on a sec.
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Who's the honker?
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Kenneth.
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We're gonna go see
laser bach at the greek.
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- You're going on a date?
- Yes, and now I'm late.
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I thought you were dating me.
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I am.
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You can't date both of us.
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It's not like that with Kenneth, okay?
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He meets my cultural needs,
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and you engage my sensual/sexual side.
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I'm just something
for you to rub up against?
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Don't do this.
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I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow.
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We'll dialogue.
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Oh, shit. You.
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Me... Carrying cash.
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See? Have a little faith.
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That looks awfully thin for 100 grand.
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I'm doing the best I can.
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Little faith...
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That's exactly what I've got for you.
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This is how fucking broke I am.
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He was dirty. So was his partner.
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They took money whenever they could.
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I know. I lived with
the creep for a decade.
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He hid it somewhere.
Believe me, it's out there.
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And the legit stuff...
The life insurance, the pension?
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Wife two's got it.
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And she put in, what,
six months with the bastard?
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I'm raising his child,
and I'm begging her for money?
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I don't think so.
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That's my goddamn fucking money.
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And I'm telling you, she played him.
I know it.
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What? Suddenly he gets married
and then winds up dead?
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Does that make sense to you?
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That bitch knows something.
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I'll need a retainer.
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I'm on it.
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This is bullshit.
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You can't just toss us aside
like we're regular people.
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We're elected officials!
I'm an elected official.
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You were elected by a city
that no longer exists.
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And coarse language will
not be tolerated here Mr Wilson.
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Fuck you, Carilli.
We have jobs we expect to keep.
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We have contracts with the city
we expect to be honored.
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I expect mine to be honored.
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Wilson, if you cannot control
that vile mouth of yours,
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I will have you thrown out
of this meeting.
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Oh, don't you get all pious on me.
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You promised we'd get absorbed
into the machine here,
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that I'd get absorbed
into the machine here.
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And as citizens of Majestic,
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you all have the right to run for office
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in the next election one year from now.
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Oh, horseshit!
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Any city council with a half a brain
has got the system so juiced up
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no one new has a prayer
of getting elected.
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I want my landscaping contract back!
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Well, I am sorry,
But all the landscaping is handled
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by the Majestic ministries
development corporation.
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If we can't get satisfaction here,
we will get it in the streets.
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People! People! There are other ways
you can serve the fine city of Majestic.
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You can volunteer
for a municipal program.
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Volunteering is for saps.
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We expect to feed off the tit of
local government just like you.
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I'm afraid that all your
contracts and positions
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are now null and void
per the referendum.
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There is very little more to be said!
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And Mr. Wilson, this council
is not finished looking
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into your questionable
investment in Aguatecture.
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Don't you bang that gavel at me,
you sanctimonious Jesus freak!
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You know, your long skirt
isn't long enough, lady.
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I saw your fat ankles...
Calf, right into ankle.
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Cankles!
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- That's it!
- Cankles!
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That is it! That is it!
This meeting is adjourned!
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Cankle bitch!
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How dare you?!
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- Rude and vulgar!
- You too! Man cankles!
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Douglas, we need to have a word.
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Okay. How about "die"?
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How about "Aguatecture"?
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How about "none of your business"?
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Hey, how much do you know about it?
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Not enough.
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Mom, we got to get rid of Tara.
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- Really?
- She's untrustworthy.
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Last I counted, she was right on.
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And she wraps her money in
those cute little Jesus ribbons.
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I'm thinking she's a keeper.
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Look, I know you said
not to involve Tara.
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That's right, I did.
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And I know that you were worried
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that I would maybe break up with her.
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- Let me guess... I was psychic?
- You were right.
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Okay, you were right, and I was wrong.
I get it. I got it.
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But we need to get rid of her.
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No, my dear.
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You need to suck it up... and make nice.
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So, that's it?
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You're picking her over me?
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Why can't you back me up for once?
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This is not your mommy talking.
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This is your boss.
So I suggest you listen to me now.
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- What?
- Tara's my top earner.
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And when you bring in what she brings in
without getting emotional or fucking up,
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you can make demands. But until then,
keep your head down and learn.
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She stays...
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And you get over it.
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Now...
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As your mother...
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I am sorry it's not working out
between the two of you.
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I'm sorry if she hurt you. Little bitch.
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You're too good for her.
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And I love you very much.
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And you could use a haircut.
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What's with
the banging in the morning?
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Mom says we need to beef up security.
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- That little thing's a camera?
- Cool, huh?
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And I can broadcast the image
to any computer in the house.
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Hey, could we point
one of those next door?
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Jordan Klien's home from college
for summer break.
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I can't spend all my time
waiting for her to get naked
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one window up and three across
from my side of the house.
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I got things to do.
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Your father was good with tools...
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Always building things, fixing things.
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I had to go the other way.
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- Which way is that?
- Destroying things, blowing stuff up.
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Pretty good at it, too.
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Unfortunately, not much of
a market for that particular skill
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when you grow up, unless
you're a terrorist.
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You could do special effects for movies,
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blow tunnels through mountains,
building demolition, mining.
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Blowing shit up is
not just for terrorists.
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Don't let them take that away from you.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, sanjay.
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Looking mighty, mighty homosexual today.
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Way to own it, sister.
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My friend isabel is a lesbian.
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If I bump into her at
North Valley Gay Pasta Night,
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I'll say hey.
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Is Nancy home? I need to restock.
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- How much you need?
- I'll hook you up.
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I could use about half a pound.
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Back in two shakes.
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Is that little thing a camera?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, it's adorable.
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So, you didn't know you liked guys?
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Is there something you'd
like to talk about, Shane?
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Are you, feeling confused?
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No, I always thought you were gay.
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Okay... Good to go.
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Thanks.
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You have arrived at your destination.
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The route guidance is now finished.
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Thank you for guiding me
to the fucking post-apocalypse.
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Yes, wonderful.
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Richest country in the world.
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Glad to see you're taking advantage
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of the opportunities offered.
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Can I help you?
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Where's your owner?
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I'm sorry.
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The owner of this place.
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Who wants to know?
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I would like to speak to someone
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who can tell me what goes on here.
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Though what you see
is pretty much what you get...
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Fountains... Shaped like houses.
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Fountains shaped like houses.
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We got indoor, outdoor,
tudor, victorian.
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Used to have a craftsman split level,
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but we sold out of that.
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Different houses with
water flushing out the windows.
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Aguatecture. You're soaking in it.
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And I'm to believe that
aguatecture attracts investors?
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Who on earth would buy
these tacky things?
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Look, if you don't want
none of our tacky things,
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how about you get the fuck on out?
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We closed.
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Where's the owner? Is he in back?
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She's right in front of you.
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What's in the back?
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Ain't nothing back there
but files and inventory.
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That's fine. Need to use
the restroom, anyway.
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- Toilet's broke.
- Just gonna wash my hands.
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You can dip them in that fountain
on the way out if you like.
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Now, I done asked you nice.
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Now, you all alone in a strange place.
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Think it through, now, girl.
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There you go.
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Thank you for your time.
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Hey, we all out of the, um...
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Carpenter.
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Who?
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I'm sorry. You look like
somebody I, um...
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I don't know. I've, um...
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Bye.
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Okay, who the fuck was that?
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I don't know.
Maybe we should ask Conrad.
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Mom, I need to show you something.
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Oh, no. Shane, no more tutorials.
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It's not a tutorial.
It's feed from earlier.
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So?
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It's the pool guy...
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Checking us out twice in one day.
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Is he a cop?
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I don't know.
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That would suck.
256
00:13:54,337 --> 00:13:55,012
Yes.
257
00:13:56,114 --> 00:13:58,309
- Yes, it sure would.
- Look at this.
258
00:14:01,111 --> 00:14:02,406
When was this one taken?
259
00:14:03,779 --> 00:14:05,071
It's the live feed.
260
00:14:07,898 --> 00:14:09,413
It's the same guy.
261
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:11,280
He's out there right now.
262
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:23,229
Who are you?
263
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,552
Just surveying the water lines, ma'am.
You haven't...
264
00:14:26,763 --> 00:14:28,184
had any problems, have you?
265
00:14:28,431 --> 00:14:30,204
You're not surveying the water lines.
266
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:33,418
And you're not a fucking
pool cleaner, either.
267
00:14:33,782 --> 00:14:34,772
Who the hell are you?
268
00:14:41,893 --> 00:14:44,300
"Private... investigator."
269
00:14:44,612 --> 00:14:47,647
You mind if I have that back?
I'm running kind of low.
270
00:14:52,870 --> 00:14:53,916
What do you want from me?
271
00:14:54,653 --> 00:14:55,803
Let's walk.
272
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:03,694
My client is interested in finding out
a whole lot about you.
273
00:15:04,318 --> 00:15:05,422
What client?
274
00:15:05,645 --> 00:15:07,442
Not at liberty to divulge that.
275
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:10,683
But you can tell me that
you're a private investigator.
276
00:15:11,058 --> 00:15:13,076
Yes, I'm comfortable with that.
277
00:15:14,943 --> 00:15:18,457
I'm comfortable because I feel...
278
00:15:19,866 --> 00:15:21,694
You and I can do business together.
279
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,660
- Really?
- I have a strong feeling, in fact,
280
00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:27,647
that in exchange for my discretion...
281
00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:29,368
with the police, with my client...
282
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,719
Dealing with your illegal activities
vis-à-vis marijuana trafficking,
283
00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:35,901
you might want to give me some money.
284
00:15:36,276 --> 00:15:38,706
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
285
00:15:38,941 --> 00:15:40,755
Ah, that doesn't matter.
I have pictures...
286
00:15:40,961 --> 00:15:42,921
Dealers coming and going.
I even followed one...
287
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,967
The gay indian kid... On his rounds.
288
00:15:45,492 --> 00:15:48,014
I have cellphone wiretaps.
Some of it's static-ridden.
289
00:15:48,319 --> 00:15:50,679
I guess it's time to invest
in that newer technology.
290
00:15:50,785 --> 00:15:52,470
But you getting the idea?
291
00:15:53,432 --> 00:15:56,403
Isn't that what Pellicano's
going to jail for... illegal wiretaps?
292
00:15:56,697 --> 00:15:59,397
Inadmissible in court, absolutely.
293
00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:00,942
Illegal? Yeah.
294
00:16:01,476 --> 00:16:05,488
But if they were to show up anonymously
295
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,532
at the DEA Office,
296
00:16:08,293 --> 00:16:12,121
I bet an extensive
investigation would ensue.
297
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:17,176
- How much do you want?
- Hey, I'm not greedy.
298
00:16:17,355 --> 00:16:18,823
I work for a living.
299
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,782
50 thought to do the trick.
300
00:16:20,923 --> 00:16:23,435
- Fuck me!
- Tempting, but I like blondes
301
00:16:23,729 --> 00:16:25,115
with big, fake tits.
302
00:16:25,502 --> 00:16:26,717
I'll have it in cash.
303
00:16:29,397 --> 00:16:30,721
- $10,000.
- $50,000.
304
00:16:30,861 --> 00:16:32,387
- $20,000.
- $50,000!
305
00:16:32,728 --> 00:16:34,360
Come on. Please?
306
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:38,003
You can buy plenty of blondes
with big, fake tits for $20,000.
307
00:16:40,152 --> 00:16:42,072
Okay, since you asked so nice...
308
00:16:42,307 --> 00:16:44,209
$20... $50,000.
309
00:16:44,397 --> 00:16:46,148
God, you're a real prick.
310
00:16:46,407 --> 00:16:48,180
Mm-hmm. I know.
311
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,186
You and my wife
would totally bond on that.
312
00:16:53,393 --> 00:16:56,226
So, anyhoo, here's what you're gonna do.
313
00:16:56,721 --> 00:16:59,363
Meet me here tomorrow morning
314
00:16:59,783 --> 00:17:01,960
at 10 with the money.
315
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,963
Look, it's gonna take me
a little more time than 24 hours
316
00:17:06,063 --> 00:17:07,341
to come up
with that much money.
317
00:17:08,002 --> 00:17:09,424
You're a drug dealer.
318
00:17:09,631 --> 00:17:12,472
- With expenses.
- Consider this one of them.
319
00:17:14,894 --> 00:17:16,838
Hasta la tomorra!
320
00:17:17,592 --> 00:17:19,992
Son of a bitch.
321
00:17:22,637 --> 00:17:25,475
Oh, look who's here.
My family.
322
00:17:26,228 --> 00:17:27,174
Hey, family.
323
00:17:27,525 --> 00:17:28,961
Did you know
that we're poor?
324
00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:32,091
We're really poor.
325
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:34,402
Maybe we should cut down
on our liquor purchases.
326
00:17:34,717 --> 00:17:37,690
Oh, no. All the poor drink.
327
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,687
Yeah, I saw
the poor this morning.
328
00:17:39,932 --> 00:17:42,157
They all had bottles
in paper bags.
329
00:17:43,139 --> 00:17:45,731
That's what I need...
A paper bag.
330
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,039
Wonderful idea.
331
00:17:47,376 --> 00:17:50,219
You could put your bottle in it
and then vomit in it when you're done.
332
00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:53,312
I don't vomit from drinking.
333
00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:56,866
I vomit when
I think about my life.
334
00:17:57,898 --> 00:17:59,626
Isabel, why don't you
go for another walk?
335
00:18:00,099 --> 00:18:02,626
See? I'm not the only one who
thinks she needs more exercise.
336
00:18:03,214 --> 00:18:04,982
I don't think
you should be alone with her.
337
00:18:05,253 --> 00:18:06,309
It's okay, honey.
338
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:08,949
Why don't you go to Shane's
house or something?
339
00:18:09,052 --> 00:18:10,833
Fine. I'll call in later.
340
00:18:11,171 --> 00:18:13,491
Shane's house. ha!
341
00:18:14,044 --> 00:18:16,744
I will rock the house of shane
before I'm done.
342
00:18:18,354 --> 00:18:24,384
- Make some coffee, Celia.
- Oh, not so fast, roller-boy.
343
00:18:25,945 --> 00:18:27,265
Aguatecture.
344
00:18:29,122 --> 00:18:30,258
I don't know what you're talking about.
345
00:18:30,873 --> 00:18:32,333
Agua-tec-ture.
346
00:18:32,647 --> 00:18:35,943
I don't know what you're talking about.
And even if I did, I wouldn't tell you.
347
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,551
What the fuck?
348
00:18:40,497 --> 00:18:43,974
- Tell me everything.
- You're insane.
349
00:18:44,097 --> 00:18:46,971
Yes, I am fucking insane.
350
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,395
- Tell... Me... Everything.
- God!
351
00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:54,769
God damn it!
352
00:18:55,432 --> 00:18:58,554
Up until this point,
I have avoided your nuts
353
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:03,190
because god knows what is inside
that fucking diaper of yours.
354
00:19:03,706 --> 00:19:06,201
But so help me,
if you don't come clean,
355
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:11,028
I will make sure a catheter is a
permanent part of your anatomy.
356
00:19:15,058 --> 00:19:17,003
- Bitch.
- Perhaps.
357
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:20,824
Ohh! God!
358
00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:23,102
Aah! God!
359
00:19:23,772 --> 00:19:26,695
- Talk to me.
- Fuck... You!
360
00:19:26,935 --> 00:19:30,680
Okay, i'm done playing.
Balls are next.
361
00:19:32,144 --> 00:19:32,742
Okay!
362
00:19:33,224 --> 00:19:36,229
Okay! Okay, please.
Please don't hurt me anymore. I'll talk.
363
00:19:36,648 --> 00:19:38,168
Please don't hurt me anymore.
364
00:19:38,353 --> 00:19:39,975
Aguatecture.
Aguatecture!
365
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,121
I'll tell you. Just take your foot off.
366
00:19:42,283 --> 00:19:45,002
Please!
God, I'll tell you everything!
367
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:51,578
Lovely morning.
368
00:19:53,344 --> 00:19:56,056
- It depends where you're sitting.
- It's not so terrible.
369
00:19:56,613 --> 00:20:00,491
You'll make more money. There's always
more money in your line of work.
370
00:20:01,003 --> 00:20:02,769
And there's
always more blackmail.
371
00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:05,311
What's to stop you
from coming back?
372
00:20:06,025 --> 00:20:08,271
- I give you my word.
- You're blackmailing me.
373
00:20:08,655 --> 00:20:11,554
You've threatened to destroy
my life unless I give you money.
374
00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:15,084
Yes. I promise I'll never
do it again. Cross my heart.
375
00:20:16,575 --> 00:20:19,948
- I have kids.
- I know. Took their pictures.
376
00:20:20,823 --> 00:20:22,102
Handsome boys.
377
00:20:22,997 --> 00:20:25,540
- Can I have my money now?
- They're not just handsome.
378
00:20:26,063 --> 00:20:29,042
They're also smart,
especially Shane.
379
00:20:29,842 --> 00:20:30,522
Off the charts.
380
00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:32,539
There's a $100 buy-in
at commerce in an hour,
381
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,550
- and I'd really like to be there so...
- You're mugging me piece of shit
382
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,819
You'll take a minute
to listen to what I have to say.
383
00:20:38,201 --> 00:20:40,712
My smart son, Shane,
took me to a store yesterday...
384
00:20:40,887 --> 00:20:42,377
Panorama city...
Off the 405.
385
00:20:42,478 --> 00:20:43,472
And I know this is going.
386
00:20:43,572 --> 00:20:44,398
Spyware store.
387
00:20:44,584 --> 00:20:46,335
You ever been there?
It was my first time.
388
00:20:46,436 --> 00:20:48,604
I bought myself
a teeny little microphone
389
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,582
that you hide
inside your blouse.
390
00:20:52,776 --> 00:20:53,943
Records everything you say...
391
00:20:55,485 --> 00:20:58,322
Transmits it back to Shane's computer...
Actually, any computer.
392
00:20:58,660 --> 00:21:00,429
Only $49.95.
393
00:21:01,332 --> 00:21:03,041
Technology's come a long way.
394
00:21:03,950 --> 00:21:06,461
And since
blackmailing's a felony,
395
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,995
even when you do it
to alleged drug dealers,
396
00:21:09,187 --> 00:21:12,470
you probably want me to keep
this conversation to myself.
397
00:21:13,603 --> 00:21:16,483
So, I guess what
we have here is a detente.
398
00:21:17,078 --> 00:21:20,039
You tell the police what I do
for a living, not good for me.
399
00:21:20,678 --> 00:21:22,369
I tell the police
you blackmailed me,
400
00:21:22,795 --> 00:21:24,415
not good for you.
401
00:21:26,515 --> 00:21:27,625
Understood.
402
00:21:29,545 --> 00:21:30,715
Now...
403
00:21:31,341 --> 00:21:33,902
I don't know who your client is,
but I have a pretty good idea.
404
00:21:34,014 --> 00:21:36,343
Whether you tell her what
I do for a living is up to you,
405
00:21:36,444 --> 00:21:38,388
but I strongly
advise against it.
406
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:47,476
This is for me?
407
00:21:50,293 --> 00:21:52,126
It's a lovely morning
after all!
408
00:21:52,906 --> 00:21:54,047
Go fuck yourself.
409
00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:58,324
If I could, I'd save a fortune
in strippers and alimony.
410
00:21:59,226 --> 00:22:01,284
I'm off to commerce.
You wish me luck?
411
00:22:09,739 --> 00:22:11,563
So, how much do you
have for me this time?
412
00:22:12,146 --> 00:22:16,519
$500? $200? Some loose change?
413
00:22:17,281 --> 00:22:19,689
- I don't have anything.
- Shocking.
414
00:22:20,156 --> 00:22:22,391
- And it's your fault.
- How's that?
415
00:22:23,721 --> 00:22:27,681
The private investigator
you hired shook me down,
416
00:22:28,041 --> 00:22:30,253
took all the money
I was gonna give you.
417
00:22:31,381 --> 00:22:34,765
- Shook you down... For what?
- None fo your goddamn business.
418
00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:41,326
But now I have nothing.
And frankly... I'm pissed.
419
00:22:41,806 --> 00:22:43,472
- You're pissed?
- Yeah.
420
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,036
You didn't trust me,
and you really should have.
421
00:22:46,138 --> 00:22:47,463
I was gonna get you your money.
422
00:22:47,672 --> 00:22:48,790
- Sure you were.
- I was.
423
00:22:48,945 --> 00:22:51,379
And by the way,
it wasn't even your money.
424
00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:53,896
I was legally entitled to it.
425
00:22:54,710 --> 00:22:58,724
Mrs. Scottson number two.
Me. Not you.
426
00:23:00,905 --> 00:23:04,622
But now it's his,
and that isn't my fault.
427
00:23:04,899 --> 00:23:08,035
So I guess the whole point
is moot, actually.
428
00:23:09,539 --> 00:23:11,013
Then why are you here?
429
00:23:12,242 --> 00:23:15,023
I thought...
I needed a friend.
430
00:23:18,617 --> 00:23:21,841
I don't need a friend.
I don't need anybody.
431
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,127
Don't call me.
432
00:23:27,768 --> 00:23:28,473
Bye.
433
00:23:41,598 --> 00:23:43,608
Please tell me you were
just in the neighborhood.
434
00:23:44,369 --> 00:23:47,272
Your friend Celia
came to aguatecture.
435
00:23:49,206 --> 00:23:50,773
How the hell?
436
00:23:52,386 --> 00:23:53,784
Did she see anything?
437
00:23:54,290 --> 00:23:56,296
- What does she know?
- I was wondering the same thing,
438
00:23:56,398 --> 00:23:58,560
so I gave her a call,
'cause I still had her number.
439
00:24:00,311 --> 00:24:03,014
She told me to tell you she
knows you fucked her boyfriend
440
00:24:04,197 --> 00:24:05,760
and she knows
you're dealing again...
441
00:24:06,132 --> 00:24:07,720
And she'll be in touch.
442
00:24:13,144 --> 00:24:15,004
She'll be in touch.
443
00:24:17,494 --> 00:24:18,814
How bad is this, Nancy?