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(groans)
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I fear I may not survive
this war reenactment.
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I can't believe we're only
12 feet from the parking lot.
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(Chuckles)
This is every bit as fun
as the real Civil War.
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Not the Civil War, private.
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We're reenacting the Sith-al War.
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Fry: Sith?
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What the hoth?
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Enemy invaders up in yonder sky!
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I am Darth Stroyer.
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Darth Stroyer?
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That's the stupidest
name I've ever heard.
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Let's hear the rest.
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Darth Trocious.
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Darth Sploder.
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Darth Urderer.
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Darth It-head.
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Company, attack!
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(All yelling)
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Don't fire till you see
the greens of their eyes.
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It saves on bullets.
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I shall rip out your heart
and show it to you.
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(Beeps) It is done.
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The candle that burns twice
as bright burns half as long.
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Mm-hmm.
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Whoa!
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(Beeps) You're dead.
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No, I'm just very old.
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(Chokes)
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Whoa, that's good acting.
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It's payback time, Sploder.
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(Beeps)
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Tell my mother...
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(Choking)
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To pick me up outside Quizno's.
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That's three dead.
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Whoa-ooh.
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Let's pick up the pace, people.
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At this point in the actual War,
the death toll was 98 million.
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(Chuckles)
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You humans
and your fragile organs.
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One little stab to the goo, and...
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(Blows raspberry, screams)
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(Beeps)
You're dead, Earth man.
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Oh, cruel fate,
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I'm dead.
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They're putting me in my Sunday suit
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and shoving me in a wooden box.
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Now they're lowering me
into the cold, cold ground.
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Hello, here come the worms.
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(Laughs)
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If you were really dead, you
wouldn't be laughing so hard.
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(Chuckles)
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Yeah, yeah, death's a big deal
to you flesh bags,
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but in case you didn't notice,
I'm a robot.
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So? What if something heavy fell
on you, like a church?
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You could still die.
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Nuh-uh.
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My wireless backup unit saves
a copy of me every day,
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so if my body gets killed,
big whoop,
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I just download into another body.
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I'm immortal, baby.
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What?! Then how come
you always scream
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so much when you're in danger?
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I never said
I wasn't a drama queen.
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And the winner of the war is...
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Ah, let me just cross-check
my tabulation here.
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Factor in the corsages
for the widows...
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Hurry up, you number-
crunching crumbnuncher.
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Everybody but me is
dying of old age.
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Okay... ah.
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The winners, at a net cost
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of only $12
per life cut tragically short,
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our Sith Overlords.
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(All cheering)
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Hot diggity.
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Oh, I mean...
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(Breathes à la darth vader)
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(In deep voice):
Supreme diggity.
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All:
Good war, good war, good war...
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(All groaning)
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It may have been a fake war, but
my scuffed knee is all too real.
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I've got pains in joints
I had removed a century ago.
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Bender, bring me my soft chair
with the wheels on it.
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- Your wheelchair?
- I don't need a wheelchair!
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The one with the wheels.
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Poor flimsy humans.
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Don't you wish
you were flawless like me?
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A towering inferno
of physical perfection?
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I hate to pop your blimp-like
ego, but you are not perfect.
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- Am so.
- Are not.
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- Is too.
- Says who?
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Says the only human
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whose opinion
I even remotely respect.
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(Kisses)
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Inspector five, the best inspector
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a kid could want.
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The day I was built,
he looked me over,
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probably with tears
of pride in his eyes,
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and proclaimed to all the world,
by means of this scrap of paper,
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that I was perfect
and infallible in every way.
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Hey, Mr. Perfect,
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you wet the chair.
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Huh? Wasn't me.
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Must be some of that urine
you're all so proud of.
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(Smacks lips)
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That's not urine. It's oil.
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Impossible.
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I'm triple-sealed
to prevent any chance of...
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(Shrieks)
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You call that an ink defense?
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(Screams)
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Good-bye, friends.
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(Clattering)
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What could have caused the leak?
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Excessive heat,
on account of I'm so hot?
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Alas, no.
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Oh, Bender, I'm afraid it's
a symptom of a fatal defect.
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Eh, fatal, shmatal.
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If I die, I can just
download my backup copy
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into a new, equally fabulous body.
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That's just it. You can't.
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You were built
without a backup unit.
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There's no backup copy of me?
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That's what I just said,
you mortal coil.
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So, if I die...
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You die, or as you put it...
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(Blows raspberry)
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Um, excuse me for a moment.
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(Muffl): No...!
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I can't believe it!
I'm gonna die!
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How much time
does he have left, Professor?
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Between a minute
and a billion years.
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Well, at least
you can plan accordingly.
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Dying sucks butt!
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How do you living beings
cope with mortality?
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- Violent outbursts.
- General sluttiness.
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Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
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Damn it, I'm supposed
to be perfect!
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Inspector Five gave me
his blessing!
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How could he bring me into
this world, knowing I would die?
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So you wish
you were never born, maybe?
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Yes, anything less than immortality
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is a complete waste of time.
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Then suicide it is.
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Step into my office.
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I'll give you a nice kevorking.
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Not until I hunt down
Inspector Five
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and beat an explanation
out of him.
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I'm all for a good beating,
but you'll never find him.
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Product inspectors
are bureaucrats,
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faceless bean-counters
who blend into the woodwork.
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I beg to differ.
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Stinkin' bureaucrats... I hate 'em!
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Then again,
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you might be able
to find Inspector Five
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with the help of another
seasoned bureaucrat.
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Hermes, old pal.
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Old pal?
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8.5 seconds ago,
you said you hated me.
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Time heals all wounds.
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You know what?
I will help you,
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but only to prove I'm not just
a paper-pushing file jockey.
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Will you be taking
your portable filing cabinet?
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None of your beeswax.
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I'll only be away an hour,
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but I'm counting on you to do
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the all-critical filing
in my absence.
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Shall we review
alphabetical order?
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- ♪ A-b-c-d... ♪
- Get out of my office.
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Yes, I'd like to request
a death certificate.
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(Groans)
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Sorry, that's Building C.
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The Central Bureaucracy
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maintains records
on all bureaucrats.
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We should be able to
look up Inspector Five.
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Application for ingress approved.
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And the other potential entrant?
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Uh... he's my pencil sharpener.
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You betcha!
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(Sharpener whirring)
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Proceed.
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I maintain a cubicle here
for weekend getaways.
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Wow.
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Until now, I thought
giant cubes were exciting.
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(People screaming)
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I did like the part
where they screamed.
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This is mine,
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right next to the Center Square.
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Sorry, Hermes, I drank
all your white-out. (Chortles)
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Once I log in, I can access
Inspector Five's profile.
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(Beeps)
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Damn it, it won't go on!
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That's because you're not me.
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Hooray, it won't go on!
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The bureaucra-scan
won't let anyone
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but the assigned
bureaucrat log in.
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Identity confirmed.
200
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Also, you have a rectangular
mass in your colon.
201
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That's a calculator.
I ate it to gain its power.
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You locate Inspector five while
I slip into my ass-kicking feet.
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(Gasps)
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Sweet file-not-found-of-puegot sound.
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His record's been blanked.
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Aw, man.
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How am I gonna find
some anonymous guy
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I don't know anything about?
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I recommend the men's room
at the Twa Terminal.
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00:10:01,293 --> 00:10:02,594
(Chortling)
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00:10:11,103 --> 00:10:14,038
Okay, just file it alphabetically...
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♪ A-b-c-d... ♪
213
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Well, this requires
a little extra thought.
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I'm a natural.
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00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:28,086
The information we need will be
here, in the physical files.
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Those bastards won't know
what leafed through them.
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It's on.
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(Grunts)
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(Sputtering)
220
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No! This is impossible!
221
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Quit blacking out and look at this.
222
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Inspector One, Two, Three, Four, Six!
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There's no trace of Inspector Five!
224
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But five's the one we want!
225
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Maybe if I kicked
the asses of Inspector Two,
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plus Inspector Three...
227
00:11:04,690 --> 00:11:07,025
Addition never solved anything, mon.
228
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Let's cut our losses and go home.
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So I'm doomed to die,
230
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and I'll never even get
to punch whoever's responsible?!
231
00:11:17,303 --> 00:11:19,370
Oh, what's the point?!
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Bender, no!
233
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Suicide isn't necessarily the answer.
234
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It's not a suicide booth, you lard ass.
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It's a phone booth.
236
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They have phones in booths now?
237
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Finally, I don't have
to lug this cell phone around.
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(Touch-tones sounding)
239
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(Phone ringing through)
240
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Who the hell is this?
241
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How did you get this number?
242
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Is this the robot company?
243
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'Cause I have a complaint
about a defective robot.
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His name is me!
245
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,534
A defective robot, you say?
246
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Stay right there, dearie.
247
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I'll have tech support
take care of you.
248
00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:57,075
(Computer chirps)
249
00:11:57,142 --> 00:11:59,544
Well, things are starting
to look up.
250
00:11:59,612 --> 00:12:01,079
Look up!
251
00:12:01,146 --> 00:12:03,047
(Both yell)
252
00:12:05,985 --> 00:12:08,453
Who did you call, dial-a-bomb?
253
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,856
No, I just told the robot
company I was defective.
254
00:12:11,924 --> 00:12:13,691
You dumb cocktail shaker!
255
00:12:13,759 --> 00:12:15,393
Mom won't allow
a defective product
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00:12:15,461 --> 00:12:16,728
to tarnish her good name!
257
00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:18,296
She'll kill you!
258
00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:20,898
Big whoop. I'll just
download into a new...
259
00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:22,267
Oh, right.
260
00:12:22,334 --> 00:12:23,968
If I die, I die.
261
00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:25,937
Speaking of which...
262
00:12:26,005 --> 00:12:27,105
You're right. You're right.
You're right.
263
00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:29,207
(Bender mutters)
264
00:12:29,275 --> 00:12:31,976
That's what you get
for calling tech support.
265
00:12:34,232 --> 00:12:37,033
(Panting)
266
00:12:37,101 --> 00:12:39,536
(Panting)
267
00:12:39,604 --> 00:12:40,937
(Both panting)
268
00:12:41,005 --> 00:12:42,339
I can't run anymore.
269
00:12:42,406 --> 00:12:43,807
I'll have to skip.
270
00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:44,975
(Panting)
271
00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:47,344
(Weapons firing, panting)
272
00:12:47,411 --> 00:12:49,780
(Gasping and groaning)
273
00:12:49,847 --> 00:12:51,181
(Panting)
274
00:12:51,249 --> 00:12:52,749
Just a few more feet.
275
00:12:52,817 --> 00:12:56,019
We have to get to that
pile of dead bears by 7:38.
276
00:12:56,087 --> 00:12:58,655
A pile of dead bears
can only mean one thing.
277
00:12:58,723 --> 00:13:00,023
But what?
278
00:13:00,091 --> 00:13:01,625
(Low growling,
train whistle blows)
279
00:13:01,692 --> 00:13:02,993
(Bear growls)
280
00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:05,328
It's the 7:38!
281
00:13:05,396 --> 00:13:07,330
Jump!
(Grunts)
282
00:13:08,933 --> 00:13:10,333
Bender: Ah, shoot!
283
00:13:10,401 --> 00:13:11,968
Someone said shoot.
284
00:13:13,271 --> 00:13:14,704
(Both yell)
285
00:13:17,575 --> 00:13:19,943
(Train whistle blows)
286
00:13:20,011 --> 00:13:21,344
(Weapons firing)
287
00:13:21,412 --> 00:13:23,380
(Gasping and panting)
288
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,385
(Train whistle blows)
289
00:13:30,721 --> 00:13:32,088
Well, we're boned.
290
00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:33,290
No, we're not!
291
00:13:33,357 --> 00:13:34,658
We just got to limbo.
292
00:13:34,725 --> 00:13:36,860
But I'm not designed
to bend that low.
293
00:13:36,928 --> 00:13:38,562
Not without limbo music.
294
00:13:38,629 --> 00:13:40,430
(Weapons firing rapidly)
295
00:13:40,498 --> 00:13:42,032
That'll do it!
296
00:13:42,099 --> 00:13:44,134
Ow! Ow! Ow, ow! Ooh.
297
00:13:46,304 --> 00:13:47,571
We're gonna get fired.
298
00:13:47,638 --> 00:13:49,339
Someone said fire.
299
00:13:50,641 --> 00:13:52,175
(Explosion)
300
00:13:56,848 --> 00:13:58,849
(Train whistle blows)
301
00:13:58,916 --> 00:14:00,116
(Whooping)
302
00:14:00,184 --> 00:14:01,351
We did it!
303
00:14:01,419 --> 00:14:02,986
12 straight hours of limbo.
304
00:14:03,054 --> 00:14:04,554
I haven't done that
since my honeymoon.
305
00:14:04,622 --> 00:14:06,790
Hermes, Hermes, remember
that flock of bats?
306
00:14:06,858 --> 00:14:08,425
I sure do.
307
00:14:08,492 --> 00:14:09,926
That was fun.
308
00:14:09,994 --> 00:14:11,962
Bender: Where are we?
309
00:14:12,029 --> 00:14:13,396
I have no idea.
310
00:14:14,999 --> 00:14:16,132
(Both yelling)
311
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,968
(Both grunt)
312
00:14:18,035 --> 00:14:19,569
(Both yell and groan)
313
00:14:21,539 --> 00:14:24,774
Hey, we're just a stone's
throw from Tijuana.
314
00:14:24,842 --> 00:14:26,176
See?
315
00:14:26,244 --> 00:14:28,078
(Grunts) (Thud)
316
00:14:28,145 --> 00:14:29,746
Man: Dios mio!
317
00:14:29,814 --> 00:14:34,184
A rock has fallen here
in the outskirts of Tijuana.
318
00:14:34,252 --> 00:14:36,086
Is it within the city limit?
319
00:14:36,153 --> 00:14:37,654
I think, yes.
320
00:14:37,722 --> 00:14:39,089
Told you.
321
00:14:39,156 --> 00:14:40,857
Hey, you want
to celebrate our escape?
322
00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:44,160
Maybe grab a shot of Tequila and
take in a big-league cockfight?
323
00:14:44,228 --> 00:14:45,462
Sure. No, wait.
324
00:14:45,529 --> 00:14:46,830
I was built in Tijuana.
325
00:14:46,898 --> 00:14:49,566
Maybe Inspector Five
still works there.
326
00:14:49,634 --> 00:14:51,067
He better do some 'splainin'
327
00:14:51,135 --> 00:14:54,537
before I mash up
some face guacamole.
328
00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:58,775
He's Mexican, I'm Mexican.
329
00:14:58,843 --> 00:15:00,610
Let me handle this.
330
00:15:00,678 --> 00:15:03,013
Sus papeles, por favor
331
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,715
Sí.
332
00:15:05,783 --> 00:15:07,083
Ouch-o!
333
00:15:08,352 --> 00:15:11,054
Here are our passports, visas,
334
00:15:11,122 --> 00:15:12,989
and homeland security
permission slips.
335
00:15:13,057 --> 00:15:14,925
Notarized and starched.
336
00:15:14,992 --> 00:15:17,460
Okay.
337
00:15:17,528 --> 00:15:20,130
I also would have accepted a bribe.
338
00:15:20,197 --> 00:15:22,899
Nice work, butterball.
339
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:25,001
You know, I was in Italy last week.
340
00:15:25,069 --> 00:15:26,469
(Gasps)
341
00:15:29,707 --> 00:15:32,776
My birthplace. It's closed!
342
00:15:32,843 --> 00:15:34,577
There's not even a shrine to me
343
00:15:34,645 --> 00:15:37,347
with a gift shop,
selling piñatas of me!
344
00:15:37,415 --> 00:15:38,982
End of the line, mon.
345
00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:41,318
Come on, we can still catch a
twi-night double-cockfight.
346
00:15:41,385 --> 00:15:42,552
No, wait!
347
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,454
What's that in the Mexican garbage?
348
00:15:44,522 --> 00:15:46,589
Looks like a half-eaten
cheese diaper.
349
00:15:46,657 --> 00:15:48,124
No, next to that.
350
00:15:48,192 --> 00:15:49,693
(Hooting)
351
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,128
A half-eaten employee directory.
352
00:15:52,196 --> 00:15:53,964
(Both gasp)
353
00:15:54,031 --> 00:15:56,199
Bender:
Inspector five's home address!
354
00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:58,868
His ass-ias is gracias!
355
00:16:00,471 --> 00:16:02,973
(Whirring)
356
00:16:04,342 --> 00:16:06,576
(Wind howling)
357
00:16:09,981 --> 00:16:11,848
Where are you hiding, you coward?!
358
00:16:11,916 --> 00:16:14,217
Get out here
and get murdered like a man!
359
00:16:14,285 --> 00:16:17,287
Bender, I'm afraid
our search is at an end.
360
00:16:17,355 --> 00:16:19,255
He's obviously long gone.
361
00:16:19,323 --> 00:16:20,724
Oh, yeah?!
362
00:16:20,791 --> 00:16:23,159
Well, maybe this is him
in a costume!
363
00:16:23,227 --> 00:16:26,730
I'm gonna squeeze you out of
there like Tijuana toothpaste!
364
00:16:26,797 --> 00:16:28,398
(Gasps, mutters)
365
00:16:31,869 --> 00:16:33,336
Whoa!
366
00:16:33,404 --> 00:16:36,039
Okay, Bender, you're mortal.
367
00:16:36,107 --> 00:16:38,675
And okay, Inspector Five screwed up.
368
00:16:38,743 --> 00:16:42,045
But that just makes the time you
have left all the more precious.
369
00:16:42,113 --> 00:16:44,647
Do you really to waste
the rest of your life
370
00:16:44,715 --> 00:16:46,249
in a bitter, homicidal rage?
371
00:16:46,317 --> 00:16:47,650
No!
372
00:16:47,718 --> 00:16:49,052
Yes!
373
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,520
(Grunts)
374
00:16:50,588 --> 00:16:51,955
I don't know!
375
00:16:52,023 --> 00:16:53,256
(Grunts)
376
00:16:53,324 --> 00:16:55,592
(Groans and cries)
377
00:16:59,063 --> 00:17:03,099
Why? Why did he do this to me?!
378
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:06,136
All I wanted was a little quality control.
379
00:17:06,203 --> 00:17:09,572
But he didn't care enough,
and now I'm gonna die!
380
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,541
(Crying):
I deserved better!
381
00:17:11,609 --> 00:17:13,109
I'm Bender, damn it!
382
00:17:13,177 --> 00:17:15,478
I'm Bender!
383
00:17:15,546 --> 00:17:17,480
(Sobbing)
384
00:17:17,548 --> 00:17:18,848
There, there, mon.
385
00:17:18,916 --> 00:17:20,417
It's gonna be okay.
386
00:17:20,484 --> 00:17:21,885
You are Bender,
387
00:17:21,952 --> 00:17:25,121
which is something
Inspector Five will never be.
388
00:17:25,189 --> 00:17:27,357
You know what?
389
00:17:27,425 --> 00:17:28,658
You're right.
390
00:17:28,726 --> 00:17:30,427
He was just a stupid bureaucrat.
391
00:17:30,494 --> 00:17:32,762
A stupid, paper-pushing bureaucrat.
392
00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:35,765
A stupid I-dotting, chair-squashing...
393
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,100
(Clears throat) Oh.
394
00:17:37,168 --> 00:17:38,535
No offense, Hermes.
395
00:17:38,602 --> 00:17:40,103
You're not like that.
396
00:17:40,171 --> 00:17:42,539
I mean, you're exactly like that,
but you're okay.
397
00:17:42,606 --> 00:17:46,443
In fact, I'm putting you
on the do-not-kill list.
398
00:17:48,045 --> 00:17:50,513
Come on, fellow mortal.
We're in Tijuana.
399
00:17:50,581 --> 00:17:51,981
I want to live a little.
400
00:17:52,049 --> 00:17:53,450
(Explosion) Help!
401
00:17:53,517 --> 00:17:54,818
I'm gonna die!
402
00:17:54,885 --> 00:17:56,019
That's the opposite of what I want!
403
00:18:01,292 --> 00:18:03,093
Quick, run out the back!
404
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,894
I'll hack into Inspector Five's terminal
405
00:18:04,962 --> 00:18:07,363
and fake your death,
so they'll call off the kill-bots.
406
00:18:07,431 --> 00:18:09,399
You know that terminal is unhackable!
407
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:12,001
I'm not leaving you, and that's final!
408
00:18:12,069 --> 00:18:13,269
Good luck, buddy.
409
00:18:13,337 --> 00:18:16,439
(Weapons firing)
410
00:18:23,447 --> 00:18:26,149
Female computer voice:
Bender terminated.
411
00:18:26,217 --> 00:18:27,550
Bender's saved.
412
00:18:29,153 --> 00:18:31,087
(Beeps) Cease fire.
413
00:18:31,155 --> 00:18:32,755
Mom called off the attack,
414
00:18:32,823 --> 00:18:34,624
although I don't see how it's her.
415
00:18:34,692 --> 00:18:36,159
Someone said Howitzer!
416
00:18:37,962 --> 00:18:39,429
Yay!
417
00:18:39,497 --> 00:18:41,131
All right! Yay!
418
00:18:41,198 --> 00:18:42,699
(Gasps)
419
00:18:42,766 --> 00:18:45,034
Oh... (Sniffles)
420
00:18:54,245 --> 00:18:55,578
He did it!
421
00:18:55,646 --> 00:18:57,247
(Explosion)
And he's not looking back
422
00:18:57,314 --> 00:18:58,982
at that cool explosion.
423
00:18:59,049 --> 00:19:01,117
He's a hero!
424
00:19:02,887 --> 00:19:04,454
(Alarm blaring)
425
00:19:04,522 --> 00:19:06,890
What's happening?!
426
00:19:06,957 --> 00:19:10,293
The phone's been disconnected,
the ship's repossessed
427
00:19:10,361 --> 00:19:11,794
and Zoidberg's getting overcooked!
428
00:19:11,862 --> 00:19:13,363
Aw, aw, aw, aw!
429
00:19:13,430 --> 00:19:17,000
Ah, this place never changes.
430
00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:19,602
Leela, what in the name
of Jah happened?!
431
00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:21,070
Too much papers!
432
00:19:21,138 --> 00:19:23,306
Not enough hiding plants!
433
00:19:23,374 --> 00:19:24,674
(Chuckles) It's all right.
434
00:19:24,742 --> 00:19:27,243
This place just needs
a one-hour bureaucratizing.
435
00:19:32,049 --> 00:19:33,850
You make it look so easy.
436
00:19:33,918 --> 00:19:36,252
I've smoked a lot
a paperwork in my day.
437
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:39,622
Hey, Bender, did you ever find
that inspector guy you were looking for?
438
00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:42,392
Nah. But thanks
to this knucklehead,
439
00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:44,460
I did find a new outlook on life.
440
00:19:44,528 --> 00:19:46,296
It's precious and sacred,
441
00:19:46,363 --> 00:19:49,199
and you only get so many
millions of years on this Earth.
442
00:19:49,266 --> 00:19:50,867
So let's get brick-faced!
443
00:19:50,935 --> 00:19:52,769
(Cheering)
444
00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:09,118
(Electronic whirring)
445
00:20:09,186 --> 00:20:11,487
(Buzzing)
446
00:20:14,725 --> 00:20:15,992
(Loud gulping)
447
00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:17,961
(Burps)
448
00:20:34,778 --> 00:20:36,212
(Beeps)
449
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,647
(Braying)
450
00:20:45,823 --> 00:20:46,689
(Groans)
451
00:20:57,832 --> 00:21:00,503
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