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Sync by n17t01, corrected by gloriabg
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I fear I may not survive
this war reenactment.

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I can't believe we're only
12 feet from the parking lot.

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This is every bit as fun
as the real Civil War.

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Not the Civil War, private.

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We're reenacting the Sith-al War.

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Sith?

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What the hoth?

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Enemy invaders up in yonder sky!

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I am Darth Stroyer.

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Darth Stroyer?

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That's the stupidest
name I've ever heard.

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Let's hear the rest.

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Darth Trocious.

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Darth Sploder.

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Darth Urderer.

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Darth It-head.

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Company, attack!

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Don't fire till you see
the greens of their eyes.

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It saves on bullets.

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I shall rip out your heart
and show it to you.

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It is done.

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The candle that burns twice
as bright burns half as long.

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Mm-hmm.

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Whoa!

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You're dead.

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No, I'm just very old.

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Whoa, that's good acting.

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It's payback time, Sploder.

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Tell my mother...

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To pick me up outside Quizno's.

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That's three dead.

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Whoa-ooh.

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Let's pick up the pace, people.

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At this point in the actual War,
the death toll was 98 million.

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You humans
and your fragile organs.

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One little stab to the goo, and...

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You're dead, Earth man.

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Oh, cruel fate,

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I'm dead.

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They're putting me in my Sunday suit

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and shoving me in a wooden box.

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Now they're lowering me
into the cold, cold ground.

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Hello, here come the worms.

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If you were really dead, you
wouldn't be laughing so hard.

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Yeah, yeah, death's a big deal
to you flesh bags,

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but in case you didn't notice,
I'm a robot.

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So? What if something heavy fell
on you, like a church?

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You could still die.

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Nuh-uh.

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My wireless backup unit saves
a copy of me every day,

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so if my body gets killed,
big whoop,

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I just download into another body.

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I'm immortal, baby.

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What?! Then how come
you always scream

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so much when you're in danger?

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I never said I wasn't a drama queen.

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And the winner of the war is...

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Ah, let me just cross-check
my tabulation here.

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Factor in the corsages
for the widows...

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Hurry up,
you number-crunching crumbnuncher.

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Everybody but me is
dying of old age.

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Okay... ah.

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The winners, at a net cost

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of only $12 per life cut tragically short,

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our Sith Overlords.

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Hot diggity.

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Oh, I mean...

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Supreme diggity.

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Good war, good war, good war...

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It may have been a fake war, but
my scuffed knee is all too real.

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I've got pains in joints
I had removed a century ago.

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Bender, bring me my soft chair
with the wheels on it.

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- Your wheelchair?
- I don't need a wheelchair!

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The one with the wheels.

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Poor flimsy humans.

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Don't you wish
you were flawless like me?

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A towering inferno
of physical perfection?

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I hate to pop your blimp-like
ego, but you are not perfect.

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- Am so.
- Are not.

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- Is too.
- Says who?

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Says the only human

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whose opinion
I even remotely respect.

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Inspector Five, the best inspector

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a kid could want.

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The day I was built,
he looked me over,

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probably with tears
of pride in his eyes,

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and proclaimed to all the world,
by means of this scrap of paper,

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that I was perfect
and infallible in every way.

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Hey, Mr. Perfect,

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you wet the chair.

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Huh? Wasn't me.

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Must be some of that urine
you're all so proud of.

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That's not urine. It's oil.

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Impossible.

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I'm triple-sealed
to prevent any chance of...

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You call that an ink defense?

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Good-bye, friends.

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What could have caused the leak?

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Excessive heat,
on account of I'm so hot?

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Alas, no.

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Oh, Bender, I'm afraid it's
a symptom of a fatal defect.

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Eh, fatal, shmatal.

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If I die, I can just
download my backup copy

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into a new, equally fabulous body.

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That's just it. You can't.

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You were built without a backup unit.

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There's no backup copy of me?

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That's what I just said,
you mortal coil.

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So, if I die...

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You die, or as you put it...

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Um, excuse me for a moment.

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No...!

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I can't believe it!
I'm gonna die!

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How much time
does he have left, Professor?

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Between a minute
and a billion years.

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Well, at least
you can plan accordingly.

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Dying sucks butt!

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How do you living beings
cope with mortality?

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- Violent outbursts.
- General sluttiness.

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Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

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Damn it, I'm supposed
to be perfect!

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Inspector Five gave me
his blessing!

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How could he bring me into
this world, knowing I would die?

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So you wish
you were never born, maybe?

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Yes, anything less than immortality

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is a complete waste of time.

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Then suicide it is.

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Step into my office.

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I'll give you a nice kevorking.

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Not until I hunt down
Inspector Five

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and beat an explanation out of him.

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I'm all for a good beating,
but you'll never find him.

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Product inspectors are bureaucrats,

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faceless bean-counters
who blend into the woodwork.

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I beg to differ.

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Stinkin' bureaucrats... I hate 'em!

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Then again,

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you might be able
to find Inspector Five

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with the help of another
seasoned bureaucrat.

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Hermes, old pal.

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Old pal?

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8.5 seconds ago,
you said you hated me.

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Time heals all wounds.

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You know what? I will help you,

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but only to prove I'm not just
a paper-pushing file jockey.

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Will you be taking
your portable filing cabinet?

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None of your beeswax.

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I'll only be away an hour,

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but I'm counting on you to do

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the all-critical filing in my absence.

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Shall we review alphabetical order?

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- ♪ A-b-c-d... ♪
- Get out of my office.

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Yes, I'd like to request
a death certificate.

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Sorry, that's Building C.

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The Central Bureaucracy

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maintains records
on all bureaucrats.

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We should be able to
look up Inspector Five.

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Application for ingress approved.

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And the other potential entrant?

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Uh... he's my pencil sharpener.

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You betcha!

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Proceed.

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I maintain a cubicle here
for weekend getaways.

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Wow.

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Until now, I thought
giant cubes were exciting.

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I did like the part
where they screamed.

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This is mine,

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right next to the Center Square.

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Sorry, Hermes, I drank
all your white-out.

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Once I log in, I can access
Inspector Five's profile.

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Damn it, it won't go on!

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That's because you're not me.

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Hooray, it won't go on!

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The bureaucra-scan
won't let anyone

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but the assigned
bureaucrat log in.

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Identity confirmed.

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Also, you have a rectangular
mass in your colon.

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That's a calculator.
I ate it to gain its power.

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You locate Inspector five while
I slip into my ass-kicking feet.

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Sweet file-not-found-of-puegot sound.

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His record's been blanked.

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Aw, man.

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How am I gonna find
some anonymous guy

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I don't know anything about?

186
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I recommend the men's room
at the Twa Terminal.

187
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Okay, just file it alphabetically...

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♪ A-b-c-d... ♪

189
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Well, this requires a little extra thought.

190
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I'm a natural.

191
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The information we need will be
here, in the physical files.

192
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Those bastards won't know
what leafed through them.

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It's on.

194
00:10:47,239 --> 00:10:49,774
No! This is impossible!

195
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Quit blacking out and look at this.

196
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Inspector One, Two, Three, Four, Six!

197
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There's no trace of Inspector Five!

198
00:10:58,584 --> 00:10:59,918
But Five's the one we want!

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Maybe if I kicked
the asses of Inspector Two,

200
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plus Inspector Three...

201
00:11:04,690 --> 00:11:07,025
Addition never solved anything, mon.

202
00:11:07,092 --> 00:11:09,394
Let's cut our losses and go home.

203
00:11:12,431 --> 00:11:14,032
So I'm doomed to die,

204
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and I'll never even get
to punch whoever's responsible?!

205
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Oh, what's the point?!

206
00:11:19,438 --> 00:11:20,772
Bender, no!

207
00:11:20,839 --> 00:11:23,074
Suicide isn't necessarily the answer.

208
00:11:23,142 --> 00:11:25,476
It's not a suicide booth, you lard ass.

209
00:11:25,544 --> 00:11:27,478
It's a phone booth.

210
00:11:27,546 --> 00:11:29,280
They have phones in booths now?

211
00:11:29,348 --> 00:11:33,184
Finally, I don't have
to lug this cell phone around.

212
00:11:38,123 --> 00:11:39,824
Who the hell is this?

213
00:11:39,892 --> 00:11:41,659
How did you get this number?

214
00:11:41,727 --> 00:11:43,194
Is this the robot company?

215
00:11:43,262 --> 00:11:45,530
'Cause I have a complaint
about a defective robot.

216
00:11:45,598 --> 00:11:47,098
His name is me!

217
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A defective robot, you say?

218
00:11:51,904 --> 00:11:53,438
Stay right there, dearie.

219
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I'll have tech support
take care of you.

220
00:11:57,142 --> 00:11:59,544
Well, things are starting to look up.

221
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Look up!

222
00:12:05,985 --> 00:12:08,453
Who did you call, dial-a-bomb?

223
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,856
No, I just told the robot
company I was defective.

224
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You dumb cocktail shaker!

225
00:12:13,759 --> 00:12:15,393
Mom won't allow a defective product

226
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to tarnish her good name!

227
00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:18,296
She'll kill you!

228
00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:20,898
Big whoop.
I'll just download into a new...

229
00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:22,267
Oh, right.

230
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If I die, I die.

231
00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:25,937
Speaking of which...

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You're right. You're right.
You're right.

233
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That's what you get
for calling tech support.

234
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I can't run anymore.

235
00:12:42,406 --> 00:12:43,807
I'll have to skip.

236
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Just a few more feet.

237
00:12:52,817 --> 00:12:56,019
We have to get to that
pile of dead bears by 7:38.

238
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A pile of dead bears
can only mean one thing.

239
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But what?

240
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It's the 7:38!

241
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Jump!

242
00:13:08,933 --> 00:13:10,333
Ah, shoot!

243
00:13:10,401 --> 00:13:11,968
Someone said shoot.

244
00:13:30,721 --> 00:13:32,088
Well, we're boned.

245
00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:33,290
No, we're not!

246
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We just got to limbo.

247
00:13:34,725 --> 00:13:36,860
But I'm not designed
to bend that low.

248
00:13:36,928 --> 00:13:38,562
Not without limbo music.

249
00:13:40,498 --> 00:13:42,032
That'll do it!

250
00:13:42,099 --> 00:13:44,134
Ow! Ow! Ow, ow! Ooh.

251
00:13:46,304 --> 00:13:47,571
We're gonna get fired.

252
00:13:47,638 --> 00:13:49,339
Someone said fire.

253
00:14:00,184 --> 00:14:01,351
We did it!

254
00:14:01,419 --> 00:14:02,986
12 straight hours of limbo.

255
00:14:03,054 --> 00:14:04,554
I haven't done that
since my honeymoon.

256
00:14:04,622 --> 00:14:06,790
Hermes, Hermes, remember
that flock of bats?

257
00:14:06,858 --> 00:14:08,425
I sure do.

258
00:14:08,492 --> 00:14:09,926
That was fun.

259
00:14:09,994 --> 00:14:11,962
Where are we?

260
00:14:12,029 --> 00:14:13,396
I have no idea.

261
00:14:21,539 --> 00:14:24,774
Hey, we're just a stone's throw
from Tijuana.

262
00:14:24,842 --> 00:14:26,176
See?

263
00:14:28,145 --> 00:14:29,746
Dios mio!

264
00:14:29,814 --> 00:14:34,184
A rock has fallen here
in the outskirts of Tijuana.

265
00:14:34,252 --> 00:14:36,086
Is it within the city limit?

266
00:14:36,153 --> 00:14:37,654
I think, yes.

267
00:14:37,722 --> 00:14:39,089
Told you.

268
00:14:39,156 --> 00:14:40,857
Hey, you want
to celebrate our escape?

269
00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:44,160
Maybe grab a shot of Tequila and
take in a big-league cockfight?

270
00:14:44,228 --> 00:14:45,462
Sure. No, wait.

271
00:14:45,529 --> 00:14:46,830
I was built in Tijuana.

272
00:14:46,898 --> 00:14:49,566
Maybe Inspector Five still works there.

273
00:14:49,634 --> 00:14:51,067
He better do some 'splainin'

274
00:14:51,135 --> 00:14:54,537
before I mash up
some face guacamole.

275
00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:58,775
He's Mexican, I'm Mexican.

276
00:14:58,843 --> 00:15:00,610
Let me handle this.

277
00:15:00,678 --> 00:15:03,013
Sus papeles, por favor

278
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,715
Sí.

279
00:15:05,783 --> 00:15:07,083
Ouch-o!

280
00:15:08,352 --> 00:15:11,054
Here are our passports, visas,

281
00:15:11,122 --> 00:15:12,989
and Homeland Security
permission slips.

282
00:15:13,057 --> 00:15:14,925
Notarized and starched.

283
00:15:14,992 --> 00:15:17,460
Okay.

284
00:15:17,528 --> 00:15:20,130
I also would have accepted a bribe.

285
00:15:20,197 --> 00:15:22,899
Nice work, butterball.

286
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:25,001
You know, I was in Italy last week.

287
00:15:29,707 --> 00:15:32,776
My birthplace. It's closed!

288
00:15:32,843 --> 00:15:34,577
There's not even a shrine to me

289
00:15:34,645 --> 00:15:37,347
with a gift shop,
selling piñatas of me!

290
00:15:37,415 --> 00:15:38,982
End of the line, mon.

291
00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:41,318
Come on, we can still catch a
twi-night double-cockfight.

292
00:15:41,385 --> 00:15:42,552
No, wait!

293
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,454
What's that in the Mexican garbage?

294
00:15:44,522 --> 00:15:46,589
Looks like a half-eaten
cheese diaper.

295
00:15:46,657 --> 00:15:48,124
No, next to that.

296
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,128
A half-eaten employee directory.

297
00:15:54,031 --> 00:15:56,199
Inspector Five's home address!

298
00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:58,868
His ass-ias is gracias!

299
00:16:09,981 --> 00:16:11,848
Where are you hiding, you coward?!

300
00:16:11,916 --> 00:16:14,217
Get out here
and get murdered like a man!

301
00:16:14,285 --> 00:16:17,287
Bender, I'm afraid
our search is at an end.

302
00:16:17,355 --> 00:16:19,255
He's obviously long gone.

303
00:16:19,323 --> 00:16:20,724
Oh, yeah?!

304
00:16:20,791 --> 00:16:23,159
Well, maybe this is him
in a costume!

305
00:16:23,227 --> 00:16:26,730
I'm gonna squeeze you out of
there like Tijuana toothpaste!

306
00:16:31,869 --> 00:16:33,336
Whoa!

307
00:16:33,404 --> 00:16:36,039
Okay, Bender, you're mortal.

308
00:16:36,107 --> 00:16:38,675
And okay, Inspector Five screwed up.

309
00:16:38,743 --> 00:16:42,045
But that just makes the time you
have left all the more precious.

310
00:16:42,113 --> 00:16:44,647
Do you really to waste
the rest of your life

311
00:16:44,715 --> 00:16:46,249
in a bitter, homicidal rage?

312
00:16:46,317 --> 00:16:47,650
No!

313
00:16:47,718 --> 00:16:49,052
Yes!

314
00:16:50,588 --> 00:16:51,955
I don't know!

315
00:16:59,063 --> 00:17:03,099
Why? Why did he do this to me?!

316
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:06,136
All I wanted was a little quality control.

317
00:17:06,203 --> 00:17:09,572
But he didn't care enough,
and now I'm gonna die!

318
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,541
I deserved better!

319
00:17:11,609 --> 00:17:13,109
I'm Bender, damn it!

320
00:17:13,177 --> 00:17:15,478
I'm Bender!

321
00:17:17,548 --> 00:17:18,848
There, there, mon.

322
00:17:18,916 --> 00:17:20,417
It's gonna be okay.

323
00:17:20,484 --> 00:17:21,885
You are Bender,

324
00:17:21,952 --> 00:17:25,121
which is something
Inspector Five will never be.

325
00:17:25,189 --> 00:17:27,357
You know what?

326
00:17:27,425 --> 00:17:28,658
You're right.

327
00:17:28,726 --> 00:17:30,427
He was just a stupid bureaucrat.

328
00:17:30,494 --> 00:17:32,762
A stupid, paper-pushing bureaucrat.

329
00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:35,765
A stupid I-dotting, chair-squashing...

330
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,100
Oh.

331
00:17:37,168 --> 00:17:38,535
No offense, Hermes.

332
00:17:38,602 --> 00:17:40,103
You're not like that.

333
00:17:40,171 --> 00:17:42,539
I mean, you're exactly like that,
but you're okay.

334
00:17:42,606 --> 00:17:46,443
In fact, I'm putting you
on the do-not-kill list.

335
00:17:48,045 --> 00:17:50,513
Come on, fellow mortal.
We're in Tijuana.

336
00:17:50,581 --> 00:17:51,981
I want to live a little.

337
00:17:52,049 --> 00:17:53,450
Help!

338
00:17:53,517 --> 00:17:54,818
I'm gonna die!

339
00:17:54,885 --> 00:17:56,019
That's the opposite of what I want!

340
00:18:01,292 --> 00:18:03,093
Quick, run out the back!

341
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,894
I'll hack into Inspector Five's terminal

342
00:18:04,962 --> 00:18:07,363
and fake your death,
so they'll call off the kill-bots.

343
00:18:07,431 --> 00:18:09,399
You know that terminal is unhackable!

344
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:12,001
I'm not leaving you, and that's final!

345
00:18:12,069 --> 00:18:13,269
Good luck, buddy.

346
00:18:23,447 --> 00:18:26,149
Bender terminated.

347
00:18:26,217 --> 00:18:27,550
Bender's saved.

348
00:18:29,153 --> 00:18:31,087
Cease fire.

349
00:18:31,155 --> 00:18:32,755
Mom called off the attack,

350
00:18:32,823 --> 00:18:34,624
although I don't see how it's her.

351
00:18:34,692 --> 00:18:36,159
Someone said Howitzer!

352
00:18:37,962 --> 00:18:39,429
Yay!

353
00:18:39,497 --> 00:18:41,131
All right! Yay!

354
00:18:42,766 --> 00:18:45,034
Oh...

355
00:18:54,245 --> 00:18:55,578
He did it!

356
00:18:55,646 --> 00:18:57,247
And he's not looking back

357
00:18:57,314 --> 00:18:58,982
at that cool explosion.

358
00:18:59,049 --> 00:19:01,117
He's a hero!

359
00:19:04,522 --> 00:19:06,890
What's happening?!

360
00:19:06,957 --> 00:19:10,293
The phone's been disconnected,
the ship's repossessed

361
00:19:10,361 --> 00:19:11,794
and Zoidberg's getting overcooked!

362
00:19:11,862 --> 00:19:13,363
Aw, aw, aw, aw!

363
00:19:13,430 --> 00:19:17,000
Ah, this place never changes.

364
00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:19,602
Leela, what in the name
of Jah happened?!

365
00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:21,070
Too much papers!

366
00:19:21,138 --> 00:19:23,306
Not enough hiding plants!

367
00:19:23,374 --> 00:19:24,674
It's all right.

368
00:19:24,742 --> 00:19:27,243
This place just needs
a one-hour bureaucratizing.

369
00:19:32,049 --> 00:19:33,850
You make it look so easy.

370
00:19:33,918 --> 00:19:36,252
I've smoked a lot
a paperwork in my day.

371
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:39,622
Hey, Bender, did you ever find
that inspector guy you were looking for?

372
00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:42,392
Nah. But thanks
to this knucklehead,

373
00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:44,460
I did find a new outlook on life.

374
00:19:44,528 --> 00:19:46,296
It's precious and sacred,

375
00:19:46,363 --> 00:19:49,199
and you only get so many
millions of years on this Earth.

376
00:19:49,266 --> 00:19:50,867
So let's get brick-faced!

377
00:20:57,832 --> 00:21:00,503
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