1 00:00:23,414 --> 00:00:27,612 I fear I may not survive this war reenactment. 2 00:00:27,718 --> 00:00:30,812 I can't believe we're only 12 feet from the parking lot. 3 00:00:30,921 --> 00:00:34,413 This is every bit as fun as the real Civil War. 4 00:00:34,525 --> 00:00:38,291 Not the Civil War, Private. We're reenacting the Sith-il War. 5 00:00:38,695 --> 00:00:40,686 Sith? What the Hoth? 6 00:00:40,798 --> 00:00:43,494 Enemy invaders! Up in yonder sky! 7 00:00:58,082 --> 00:01:00,380 I am Darth Stroyer. 8 00:01:00,484 --> 00:01:04,147 Darth Stroyer? That's the stupidest name I've ever heard. 9 00:01:04,254 --> 00:01:05,346 Let's hear the rest. 10 00:01:06,290 --> 00:01:07,655 Darth Trocious. 11 00:01:08,325 --> 00:01:09,587 Darth Sploder. 12 00:01:10,227 --> 00:01:11,785 Darth Urderer. 13 00:01:12,663 --> 00:01:14,255 Darth It-head. 14 00:01:17,434 --> 00:01:19,129 Company, attack! 15 00:01:24,108 --> 00:01:26,872 Don't fire until you see the greens of their eyes! 16 00:01:27,244 --> 00:01:28,506 It saves on bullets. 17 00:01:43,727 --> 00:01:46,696 I shall rip out your heart and show it to you. 18 00:01:48,365 --> 00:01:49,696 It is done. 19 00:01:49,867 --> 00:01:53,530 The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. 20 00:01:59,309 --> 00:02:00,674 You're dead. 21 00:02:00,777 --> 00:02:02,938 No, I'm just very old. 22 00:02:06,817 --> 00:02:08,842 Whoa. That's good acting. 23 00:02:08,952 --> 00:02:11,250 It's payback time, Sploder. 24 00:02:17,194 --> 00:02:21,893 Tell my mother to pick me up outside Quiznos. 25 00:02:23,634 --> 00:02:25,067 That's three dead. 26 00:02:25,736 --> 00:02:27,226 Let's pick up the pace, people. 27 00:02:27,337 --> 00:02:31,205 At this point in the actual war, the death toll was 98 million. 28 00:02:31,708 --> 00:02:34,836 You humans and your fragile organs. 29 00:02:34,945 --> 00:02:37,505 One little stab to the goo, and... 30 00:02:39,049 --> 00:02:40,880 You're dead, Earth man. 31 00:02:41,818 --> 00:02:43,843 Cruel fate, I'm dead. 32 00:02:44,087 --> 00:02:48,046 They're putting me in my Sunday suit and shoving me in a wooden box. 33 00:02:49,026 --> 00:02:53,019 Now they're lowering me into the cold, cold ground. 34 00:02:53,330 --> 00:02:56,299 Hello, here come the worms. 35 00:02:57,301 --> 00:02:59,895 If you were really dead, you wouldn't be laughing so hard. 36 00:03:01,205 --> 00:03:04,003 Yeah, death's a big deal to you flesh bags. 37 00:03:04,107 --> 00:03:07,076 But in case you didn't notice, I'm a robot. 38 00:03:07,177 --> 00:03:10,169 So? What if something heavy fell on you, like a church? 39 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:11,338 You could still die. 40 00:03:11,448 --> 00:03:12,608 Nuh-uh! 41 00:03:12,716 --> 00:03:15,913 My wireless backup unit saves a copy of me every day. 42 00:03:16,019 --> 00:03:20,752 So, if my body gets killed, big whoop, I just download into another body. 43 00:03:20,857 --> 00:03:22,119 I'm immortal, baby. 44 00:03:22,226 --> 00:03:25,821 What? Then how come you always scream so much when you're in danger? 45 00:03:26,063 --> 00:03:28,588 I never said I wasn't a drama queen. 46 00:03:29,299 --> 00:03:31,927 And the winner of the war is... 47 00:03:32,970 --> 00:03:34,938 Let me just cross-check my tabulation here. 48 00:03:35,439 --> 00:03:37,304 Factor in the corsages for the widows... 49 00:03:37,407 --> 00:03:40,205 Hurry up, you number-crunching crumb-nuncher! 50 00:03:40,310 --> 00:03:42,643 Everybody but me is dying of old age! 51 00:03:42,814 --> 00:03:44,042 Okay. 52 00:03:44,782 --> 00:03:49,549 The winners, at a net cost of only $12 per life cut tragically short, 53 00:03:49,654 --> 00:03:51,588 our Sith Overlords! 54 00:03:51,789 --> 00:03:52,949 - Yeah! - Yes! 55 00:03:53,057 --> 00:03:54,456 Hot diggity. 56 00:03:54,559 --> 00:03:58,689 I mean, Supreme diggity. 57 00:03:59,631 --> 00:04:04,125 Good war, good war, good war... 58 00:04:10,675 --> 00:04:14,270 It may have been a fake war, but my scuffed knee is all too real. 59 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:18,008 I've got pains in joints I had removed a century ago. 60 00:04:18,116 --> 00:04:21,677 Bender, bring me my soft chair with the wheels on it. 61 00:04:21,786 --> 00:04:24,277 - Your wheelchair? - I don't need a wheelchair! 62 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,220 The one with the wheels! 63 00:04:26,324 --> 00:04:28,383 Poor flimsy humans. 64 00:04:28,493 --> 00:04:30,961 Don't you wish you were flawless like me? 65 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,587 A towering inferno of physical perfection? 66 00:04:33,698 --> 00:04:37,259 I hate to pop your blimp-like ego, but you are not perfect. 67 00:04:37,368 --> 00:04:38,858 - Am so. - Are not. 68 00:04:38,970 --> 00:04:40,597 - Is too! - Says who? 69 00:04:40,705 --> 00:04:44,607 Says the only human whose opinion I even remotely respect. 70 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:51,147 Inspector 5, the best inspector a kid could want. 71 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:56,212 The day I was built, he looked me over, probably with tears of pride in his eyes, 72 00:04:56,321 --> 00:05:00,382 and proclaimed to all the world, by means of this scrap of paper, 73 00:05:00,491 --> 00:05:04,359 that I was perfect and infallible in every way. 74 00:05:04,962 --> 00:05:06,361 Hey, Mr. Perfect, 75 00:05:06,464 --> 00:05:08,091 you wet the chair. 76 00:05:09,233 --> 00:05:12,794 It wasn't me. Must be some of that urine you're all so proud of. 77 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,304 That's not urine. It's oil. 78 00:05:16,407 --> 00:05:19,638 Impossible. I'm triple-sealed to prevent any chance of... 79 00:05:22,347 --> 00:05:24,042 You call that an ink defense? 80 00:05:27,352 --> 00:05:28,876 Goodbye, friends. 81 00:05:31,155 --> 00:05:32,554 What could have caused the leak? 82 00:05:32,657 --> 00:05:34,852 Excessive heat, on account of I'm so hot? 83 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:36,788 Alas, no. 84 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:41,261 Oh, Bender, I'm afraid it's a symptom of a fatal defect. 85 00:05:41,366 --> 00:05:42,856 Yeah, fatal, schmatal. 86 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:45,697 If I die, I can just download my backup copy 87 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:48,237 into a new, equally fabulous body. 88 00:05:48,339 --> 00:05:53,333 That's just it. You can't! You were built without a backup unit! 89 00:05:54,879 --> 00:05:56,642 There's no backup copy of me? 90 00:05:56,748 --> 00:05:59,308 That's what I just said, you mortal coil. 91 00:05:59,617 --> 00:06:01,084 So, if I die... 92 00:06:01,185 --> 00:06:03,676 You die. Or as you put it... 93 00:06:05,590 --> 00:06:07,455 Excuse me for a moment. 94 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:15,625 No! 95 00:06:21,639 --> 00:06:24,039 I can't believe it! I'm gonna die! 96 00:06:24,142 --> 00:06:26,440 How much time does he have left, Professor? 97 00:06:26,544 --> 00:06:29,069 Between a minute and a billion years. 98 00:06:29,313 --> 00:06:31,372 Well, at least you can plan accordingly. 99 00:06:31,482 --> 00:06:32,949 Dying sucks butt! 100 00:06:33,050 --> 00:06:35,348 How do you living beings cope with mortality? 101 00:06:35,486 --> 00:06:38,080 - Violent outbursts. - General sluttiness. 102 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,248 Thanks to denial, I'm immortal. 103 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,417 Damn it, I'm supposed to be perfect! 104 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:45,052 Inspector 5 gave me his blessing! 105 00:06:45,163 --> 00:06:47,723 How could he bring me into this world knowing I would die? 106 00:06:47,865 --> 00:06:50,129 So you wish you were never born, maybe? 107 00:06:50,234 --> 00:06:54,364 Yes, anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time! 108 00:06:54,472 --> 00:06:55,996 Then suicide it is. 109 00:06:56,107 --> 00:06:59,474 Step into my office. I'll give you a nice Kevorking. 110 00:06:59,577 --> 00:07:03,741 Not until I hunt down Inspector 5 and beat an explanation out of him! 111 00:07:03,848 --> 00:07:06,578 I'm all for a good beating, but you'll never find him. 112 00:07:06,684 --> 00:07:08,652 Product inspectors are bureaucrats, 113 00:07:08,753 --> 00:07:11,483 faceless bean-counters who blend into the woodwork. 114 00:07:11,756 --> 00:07:13,155 I beg to differ. 115 00:07:13,357 --> 00:07:15,450 Stinking bureaucrats. I hate them! 116 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,895 Then again, you might be able to find Inspector 5 117 00:07:18,996 --> 00:07:21,089 with the help of another seasoned bureaucrat. 118 00:07:21,466 --> 00:07:23,024 Hermes, old pal. 119 00:07:23,134 --> 00:07:26,831 Old pal? 8.5 seconds ago, you said you hated me. 120 00:07:26,938 --> 00:07:28,906 Time heals all wounds. 121 00:07:29,006 --> 00:07:31,099 You know what? I will help you, 122 00:07:31,209 --> 00:07:34,269 but only to prove I'm not just a paper-pushing file jockey. 123 00:07:34,378 --> 00:07:36,539 Will you be taking your portable filing cabinet? 124 00:07:36,714 --> 00:07:37,976 None of your beeswax. 125 00:07:40,184 --> 00:07:42,550 I'll only be away an hour, but I'm counting on you 126 00:07:42,653 --> 00:07:44,985 to do the all-critical filing in my absence. 127 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:47,421 Shall we review alphabetical order? 128 00:07:47,525 --> 00:07:48,856 A, B, C, D... 129 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,257 Get out of my office! 130 00:07:54,866 --> 00:07:57,858 Yes, I'd like to request a death certificate. 131 00:07:59,403 --> 00:08:01,371 Sorry, that's Building C. 132 00:08:01,706 --> 00:08:04,834 The Central Bureaucracy maintains records on all bureaucrats. 133 00:08:05,042 --> 00:08:06,942 We should be able to look up Inspector 5. 134 00:08:11,716 --> 00:08:13,741 Application for ingress approved. 135 00:08:14,051 --> 00:08:15,780 And the other potential entrant? 136 00:08:16,554 --> 00:08:19,148 - He's my pencil sharpener. - You betcha! 137 00:08:22,894 --> 00:08:24,088 Proceed. 138 00:08:39,010 --> 00:08:41,774 I maintain a cubicle here for weekend getaways. 139 00:08:46,284 --> 00:08:49,447 Wow. Until now, I thought giant cubes were exciting. 140 00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:07,701 I did like the part where they screamed. 141 00:09:10,141 --> 00:09:12,837 This is mine, right next to the center square. 142 00:09:12,944 --> 00:09:17,108 Sorry, Hermes, I drank all your Wite-Out. 143 00:09:18,149 --> 00:09:21,448 Once I log in, I can access Inspector 5's profile. 144 00:09:25,756 --> 00:09:27,314 Damn it, it won't go on! 145 00:09:27,425 --> 00:09:28,915 That's because you're not me. 146 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:30,926 Hooray, it won't go on! 147 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:34,623 The bureaucra-scan won't let anyone but the assigned bureaucrat log in. 148 00:09:38,603 --> 00:09:41,697 Also, you have a rectangular mass in your colon. 149 00:09:41,839 --> 00:09:44,603 That's a calculator. I ate it to gain its power. 150 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:48,668 You locate Inspector 5 while I slip into my ass-kicking feet. 151 00:09:50,114 --> 00:09:53,049 Sweet file-not-found of Puget Sound. 152 00:09:53,150 --> 00:09:54,811 His record's been blanked. 153 00:09:54,919 --> 00:09:56,079 Oh, man! 154 00:09:56,187 --> 00:09:59,782 How am I gonna find some anonymous guy I don't know anything about? 155 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:03,690 I recommend the men's room at the TWA Terminal. 156 00:10:13,805 --> 00:10:16,330 Okay, just file it alphabetically. 157 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,409 A, B, C, D... 158 00:10:19,845 --> 00:10:22,006 Well, this requires a little extra thought. 159 00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:26,640 I'm a natural. 160 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:30,684 The information we need will be here, in the physical files. 161 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,819 Those bastards won't know what leafed through them. 162 00:10:45,003 --> 00:10:46,197 It's on. 163 00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,409 No! This is impossible! 164 00:10:52,644 --> 00:10:54,305 Quit blacking out and look at this. 165 00:10:54,579 --> 00:10:58,515 "Inspector 1, 2, 3, 4, 6." 166 00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:01,182 There's no trace of Inspector 5! 167 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,981 But 5's the one we want! 168 00:11:03,088 --> 00:11:07,115 Maybe if I kicked the asses of Inspector 2, plus Inspector 3... 169 00:11:07,225 --> 00:11:09,386 Addition never solved anything, man. 170 00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:11,860 Let's cut our losses and go home. 171 00:11:15,033 --> 00:11:16,762 So I'm doomed to die, 172 00:11:16,868 --> 00:11:19,837 and I'll never even get to punch whoever's responsible? 173 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:21,936 What's the point? 174 00:11:22,174 --> 00:11:25,632 Bender, no! Suicide isn't necessarily the answer. 175 00:11:25,744 --> 00:11:29,202 It's not a suicide booth, you lard-ass. It's a phone booth. 176 00:11:30,182 --> 00:11:31,945 They have phones in booths now? 177 00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:34,883 Finally, I don't have to lug this cell phone around. 178 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:44,022 Who the hell is this? How did you get this number? 179 00:11:44,129 --> 00:11:45,596 Is this the robot company? 180 00:11:45,697 --> 00:11:48,291 'Cause I have a complaint about a defective robot. 181 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,765 His name is me! 182 00:11:49,968 --> 00:11:52,334 A defective robot, you say? 183 00:11:54,306 --> 00:11:55,933 Stay right there, dearie. 184 00:11:56,041 --> 00:11:58,703 I'll have tech support take care of you. 185 00:12:00,612 --> 00:12:02,477 Well, things are starting to look up. 186 00:12:02,581 --> 00:12:03,639 Look up! 187 00:12:09,254 --> 00:12:11,154 Who did you call? Dial-a-bomb? 188 00:12:11,256 --> 00:12:14,521 No, I just told the robot company I was defective. 189 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,786 You dumb cocktail shaker! 190 00:12:16,895 --> 00:12:19,864 Mom won't allow a defective product to tarnish her good name! 191 00:12:19,965 --> 00:12:20,954 She'll kill you! 192 00:12:21,066 --> 00:12:23,660 Big whoop. I'll just download into a new... 193 00:12:23,769 --> 00:12:26,465 Oh, right. If I die, I die. 194 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,070 Speaking of which... 195 00:12:28,173 --> 00:12:30,937 You're right. You're right. You're right. 196 00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:35,011 That's what you get for calling tech support. 197 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,885 I can't run anymore. I'll have to skip. 198 00:12:56,134 --> 00:12:57,192 Just a few more feet. 199 00:12:57,302 --> 00:13:00,294 We have to get to that pile of dead bears by 7:38. 200 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:04,136 A pile of dead bears can only mean one thing. But what? 201 00:13:07,779 --> 00:13:09,474 It's the 7:38! 202 00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:11,007 Jump! 203 00:13:14,286 --> 00:13:15,947 Shoot! - Someone said shoot. 204 00:13:35,006 --> 00:13:37,497 - Well, we're boned. - No, we're not! 205 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:38,906 We just got to limbo. 206 00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:42,776 But I'm not designed to bend that low, not without limbo music. 207 00:13:44,983 --> 00:13:46,450 That'll do it! 208 00:13:46,718 --> 00:13:48,276 Ow! Ow! Ow! 209 00:13:50,422 --> 00:13:52,822 - We're gonna get fired. - Someone said fire. 210 00:14:04,336 --> 00:14:07,305 - We did it! - Twelve straight hours of limbo. 211 00:14:07,405 --> 00:14:09,168 I haven't done that since my honeymoon. 212 00:14:09,274 --> 00:14:11,606 Hermes, Hermes, remember that flock of bats? 213 00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:14,042 - I sure do. - That was fun. 214 00:14:15,046 --> 00:14:16,240 Where are we? 215 00:14:16,414 --> 00:14:17,745 I have no idea. 216 00:14:26,224 --> 00:14:29,682 Hey, we're just a stone's throw from Tijuana. 217 00:14:29,794 --> 00:14:30,818 See? 218 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:38,599 A rock has fallen here, in the outskirts of Tijuana. 219 00:14:38,904 --> 00:14:42,203 - Is it within the city limit? - I think, yes. 220 00:14:42,307 --> 00:14:43,296 Told you. 221 00:14:43,408 --> 00:14:45,273 Hey, you want to celebrate our escape? 222 00:14:45,377 --> 00:14:48,278 Maybe grab a shot of tequila and take in a big-league cockfight? 223 00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:51,144 Sure. No, wait. I was built in Tijuana. 224 00:14:51,249 --> 00:14:53,809 Maybe Inspector 5 still works there. 225 00:14:53,919 --> 00:14:58,856 He better do some explaining before I mash up some face guacamole. 226 00:15:01,593 --> 00:15:04,562 He's Mexican, I'm Mexican. Let me handle this. 227 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:09,794 Si! 228 00:15:10,335 --> 00:15:11,495 Ouch-o! 229 00:15:13,772 --> 00:15:17,299 Here are our passports, visas, and Homeland Security permission slips, 230 00:15:17,409 --> 00:15:19,138 notarized and starched. 231 00:15:21,112 --> 00:15:23,876 Okay. I also would have accepted a bribe. 232 00:15:25,483 --> 00:15:27,178 Nice work, butterball. 233 00:15:27,352 --> 00:15:30,480 You know, I was in Italy last week. 234 00:15:34,626 --> 00:15:36,924 My birthplace. It's closed! 235 00:15:37,128 --> 00:15:38,618 There's not even a shrine to me. 236 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,528 With a gift shop, selling piñatas of me! 237 00:15:41,633 --> 00:15:42,964 End of the line, man. 238 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:46,060 Come on, we can still catch a twi-night double cockfight. 239 00:15:46,171 --> 00:15:48,969 No, wait! What's that in the Mexican garbage? 240 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:52,339 - Looks like a half-eaten cheese diaper. - No, next to that. 241 00:15:54,479 --> 00:15:56,777 A half-eaten employee directory. 242 00:15:58,516 --> 00:16:00,381 Inspector 5's home address! 243 00:16:00,485 --> 00:16:03,113 His ass-ias is gracias! 244 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,294 Where are you hiding, you coward? 245 00:16:16,401 --> 00:16:18,528 Get out here and get murdered like a man! 246 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:23,498 Bender, I'm afraid our search is at an end. He's obviously long gone. 247 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,905 Oh, yeah? 248 00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:27,478 Well, maybe this is him in a costume! 249 00:16:28,179 --> 00:16:31,410 I'm gonna squeeze you out of there like Tijuana toothpaste! 250 00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:40,448 Okay, Bender, you're mortal. 251 00:16:40,559 --> 00:16:43,050 And, okay, Inspector 5 screwed up. 252 00:16:43,162 --> 00:16:46,325 But that just makes the time you have left all the more precious. 253 00:16:46,532 --> 00:16:50,662 Do you really want to waste the rest of your life in a bitter, homicidal rage? 254 00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:53,261 No! Yes! 255 00:16:54,273 --> 00:16:56,366 I don't know! 256 00:17:04,016 --> 00:17:07,042 Why? Why did he do this to me? 257 00:17:07,453 --> 00:17:10,354 All I wanted was a little quality control. 258 00:17:10,556 --> 00:17:13,684 But he didn't care enough. And now I'm gonna die! 259 00:17:14,293 --> 00:17:17,660 I deserve better! I'm Bender, damn it! 260 00:17:17,763 --> 00:17:19,822 I'm Bender! 261 00:17:22,101 --> 00:17:24,934 There, there, man. It's gonna be okay. 262 00:17:25,037 --> 00:17:29,167 You are Bender, which is something Inspector 5 will never be. 263 00:17:30,609 --> 00:17:32,941 You know what? You're right. 264 00:17:33,045 --> 00:17:35,013 He was just a stupid bureaucrat. 265 00:17:35,114 --> 00:17:37,275 A stupid, paper-pushing bureaucrat. 266 00:17:37,383 --> 00:17:39,874 A stupid l-dotting, chair-squashing... 267 00:17:39,985 --> 00:17:41,384 Oh. 268 00:17:41,487 --> 00:17:43,955 No offense, Hermes. You're not like that. 269 00:17:44,056 --> 00:17:46,854 I mean, you're exactly like that, but you're okay! 270 00:17:46,959 --> 00:17:50,656 In fact, I'm putting you on the do-not-kill list. 271 00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:54,795 Come on, fellow mortal. We're in Tijuana. 272 00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:56,424 I want to live a little. 273 00:17:57,136 --> 00:18:00,299 Help! I'm gonna die! That's the opposite of what I want! 274 00:18:05,845 --> 00:18:07,312 Quick, run out the back! 275 00:18:07,413 --> 00:18:10,177 I'll hack into Inspector 5's terminal and fake your death, 276 00:18:10,282 --> 00:18:11,647 so they'll call off the kill-bots. 277 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:13,650 You know that terminal is unhackable! 278 00:18:13,819 --> 00:18:15,844 I'm not leaving you, and that's final! 279 00:18:16,455 --> 00:18:17,547 Good luck, buddy. 280 00:18:28,868 --> 00:18:30,358 Bender terminated. 281 00:18:30,603 --> 00:18:31,865 Bender saved. 282 00:18:34,173 --> 00:18:36,835 Cease fire. Mom called off the attack. 283 00:18:36,942 --> 00:18:39,433 - Although I don't see how it's her. - Someone said, "Howitzer!" 284 00:18:42,181 --> 00:18:43,512 Yeah! 285 00:18:43,616 --> 00:18:45,447 All right! Yeah! 286 00:18:58,731 --> 00:18:59,823 He did it! 287 00:19:00,466 --> 00:19:03,196 And he's not looking back at that cool explosion. 288 00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,130 He's a hero! 289 00:19:09,241 --> 00:19:11,106 What's happening? 290 00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:14,179 The phone's been disconnected, the ship's repossessed, 291 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,907 and Zoidberg's getting overcooked! 292 00:19:19,418 --> 00:19:21,181 This place never changes. 293 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,788 Leela, what in the name of Jah happened? 294 00:19:23,989 --> 00:19:27,447 Too much papers! Not enough hiding plants! 295 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,584 It's all right. 296 00:19:28,694 --> 00:19:31,458 This place just needs a one-hour bureaucratizing. 297 00:19:36,302 --> 00:19:37,963 You make it look so easy. 298 00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:40,664 I've smoked a lot of paperwork in my day. 299 00:19:40,773 --> 00:19:43,936 Hey, Bender, did you ever find that inspector guy you were looking for? 300 00:19:44,109 --> 00:19:48,671 Nah, but thanks to this knucklehead, I did find a new outlook on life. 301 00:19:48,881 --> 00:19:50,314 It's precious and sacred. 302 00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:53,351 And you only get so many millions of years on this Earth. 303 00:19:53,452 --> 00:19:55,044 So, let's get brick-faced! 304 00:20:08,267 --> 00:20:09,564 Little bird, little bird 305 00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,226 Fly through my window 306 00:20:11,337 --> 00:20:14,329 Little bird, little bird Fly through my window 307 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,409 Little bird, little bird Fly through my window 308 00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:19,807 Find molasses candy 309 00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:22,537 Through my window, my sugar lump 310 00:20:22,648 --> 00:20:25,640 Fly through my window, my sugar lump 311 00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:28,481 Find molasses candy 312 00:20:32,491 --> 00:20:35,517 Chickadee, chickadee Fly through my window 313 00:20:35,628 --> 00:20:38,620 Chickadee, chickadee Fly through my window 314 00:20:38,731 --> 00:20:41,791 Chickadee, chickadee Fly through my window 315 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,460 Find molasses candy 316 00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:46,800 Through my window, my sugar lump 317 00:20:46,905 --> 00:20:49,635 Fly through my window, my sugar lump 318 00:20:49,742 --> 00:20:52,768 Find molasses candy 319 00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:37,222 ENGLISH - US - SDH