1 00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:03,029 There were some nice guys there. 2 00:00:03,068 --> 00:00:05,923 But they're all so quiet. 3 00:00:05,967 --> 00:00:09,343 Awkward smiles and sweaty palms. 4 00:00:09,374 --> 00:00:13,117 I'm not expecting Brad Pitt to walk into St. Theresa's. 5 00:00:13,533 --> 00:00:16,716 Just someone who makes me laugh. Has a nice smile. 6 00:00:16,885 --> 00:00:18,216 Full head of hair. 7 00:00:18,884 --> 00:00:19,887 You know, 8 00:00:20,496 --> 00:00:22,541 someone like you, Mr. Franklin. 9 00:00:24,744 --> 00:00:26,856 It's a shame they're going to cremate you. 10 00:00:54,867 --> 00:00:56,314 Can I help you? 11 00:00:58,610 --> 00:00:59,614 Martin! 12 00:01:05,596 --> 00:01:06,619 Martin! 13 00:01:08,919 --> 00:01:11,624 My purse is right there. Go ahead. Take whatever you want. 14 00:01:40,952 --> 00:01:42,939 Irene? You call me? 15 00:01:46,693 --> 00:01:47,696 Irene? 16 00:01:50,256 --> 00:01:51,336 Irene! 17 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:03,247 Season 4 - Episode 4 Guardian Angels 18 00:02:04,994 --> 00:02:09,980 Transcript: swsub.com Sync: BlueDoc, ¤AkaZab¤ 19 00:02:38,718 --> 00:02:40,011 How're you doing? 20 00:02:40,168 --> 00:02:41,171 I'm fine. 21 00:02:42,441 --> 00:02:43,483 Fyi... 22 00:02:43,653 --> 00:02:46,431 If you ask me, it's more the guys fault than yours. 23 00:02:46,864 --> 00:02:48,658 And House isn't blameless either. 24 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,748 If he hadn't pitted us all against each other. 25 00:02:50,787 --> 00:02:51,799 It was my fault. 26 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:53,161 My mistake. 27 00:03:01,161 --> 00:03:02,492 Was that always there? 28 00:03:05,850 --> 00:03:06,661 Hello. 29 00:03:07,401 --> 00:03:08,211 Sure. 30 00:03:08,816 --> 00:03:10,012 It's House. 31 00:03:10,895 --> 00:03:12,669 Good morning, Angels. 32 00:03:13,573 --> 00:03:16,322 As you will see from the file we have quite the interesting case. 33 00:03:16,513 --> 00:03:19,060 Not often do you get a patient who sees dead people. 34 00:03:20,062 --> 00:03:21,259 What file? 35 00:03:22,766 --> 00:03:23,924 What the hell? 36 00:03:23,955 --> 00:03:25,692 I gave it to bosley a half hour ago. 37 00:03:25,738 --> 00:03:27,687 It was not a half hour. It was ten minutes. 38 00:03:27,719 --> 00:03:30,111 And he made copies of the ER records first. 39 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:33,878 Less lip, more whip. 40 00:03:34,045 --> 00:03:35,684 I only agreed to take this case because 41 00:03:35,742 --> 00:03:38,650 you said that this mocha frapalicious would have whip on it. 44 00:03:43,033 --> 00:03:44,287 - Gimme. - He got fired? 45 00:03:44,327 --> 00:03:46,354 He disobeyed a superior officer under fire. 46 00:03:46,383 --> 00:03:47,589 He's lucky he wasn't executed. 47 00:03:47,608 --> 00:03:49,659 How do you know about it? You keeping tabs on him? 48 00:03:49,687 --> 00:03:50,690 Girls talk. 49 00:03:52,270 --> 00:03:54,775 When bosley drags his ancient ass in there... 50 00:03:54,813 --> 00:03:55,817 I'm here. 51 00:03:56,690 --> 00:03:59,240 24-year-old funeral cosmetician 52 00:03:59,270 --> 00:04:01,875 suffered a grand mal seizure at work. 53 00:04:01,917 --> 00:04:04,155 - Why does he get to be bosley? - You want to be bosley? 54 00:04:04,187 --> 00:04:06,170 Bosley's like the asexual messenger boy. 55 00:04:06,209 --> 00:04:07,212 She had a vision 56 00:04:07,229 --> 00:04:10,180 of being raped by a cadaver a before passing out. 57 00:04:10,226 --> 00:04:12,753 Seizure rules out psychiatric illness. 58 00:04:12,790 --> 00:04:15,400 No history of epilepsy, head trauma, or drug use. 59 00:04:15,439 --> 00:04:18,391 Bosley keeps his job while they replace five angels over three seasons. 60 00:04:18,428 --> 00:04:21,327 - Could be a tumor to the temporal lobe. - Not with a normal CT scan. 61 00:04:21,370 --> 00:04:23,415 You mean it appeared normal to the doc in the ER. 62 00:04:23,451 --> 00:04:25,860 Way to get right back on that horse, thirteen. 63 00:04:25,896 --> 00:04:28,462 - That was amber. - Nice try, cutthroat bitch. 64 00:04:28,895 --> 00:04:31,285 That was the worst thirteen imitation I've ever heard. 65 00:04:31,531 --> 00:04:34,003 Funeral home prep rooms are filled with toxic chemicals. 66 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:37,130 And cadavers. Everybody in that place obviously died from something. 67 00:04:37,182 --> 00:04:39,690 I have a question. Is he the one who's not a doctor? 68 00:04:39,732 --> 00:04:42,679 Bullets aren't contagious. But infections, parasites... 69 00:04:42,698 --> 00:04:44,684 You said one of us wasn't a doctor, 70 00:04:44,848 --> 00:04:46,334 and you called him a fraud. 71 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:47,613 He's not a doctor. 72 00:04:47,740 --> 00:04:48,830 Continue, Boz. 73 00:04:49,870 --> 00:04:52,128 - Could be an std... - Why isn't he fired? 74 00:04:52,495 --> 00:04:53,827 You're breaking up. 75 00:04:54,124 --> 00:04:55,378 I'm going into a tunnel. 76 00:04:55,623 --> 00:04:56,993 Dark religious nut. 77 00:04:58,314 --> 00:04:59,432 What did you call me? 78 00:04:59,510 --> 00:05:00,513 I'm sorry. 79 00:05:00,532 --> 00:05:02,500 What do you people want to be called this week? 80 00:05:02,668 --> 00:05:03,497 Cole. 81 00:05:03,788 --> 00:05:05,505 I'm never gonna remember that. 82 00:05:05,810 --> 00:05:08,610 Take bosley and the other visible minority to the funeral home. 83 00:05:08,731 --> 00:05:11,680 The rest of you young, white people, the world is your oyster. 84 00:05:11,716 --> 00:05:15,131 Get an MRI with contrast, EEG, IP, and blood panel. 85 00:05:15,253 --> 00:05:17,510 And, angels, be careful. 86 00:05:20,884 --> 00:05:23,663 Just because he's religious doesn't mean he won't kick your ass. 87 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:26,201 - You want to bet? - No. 88 00:05:26,257 --> 00:05:28,476 I want you to stop being such a jerk to him. 89 00:05:32,721 --> 00:05:34,264 $100. 90 00:05:36,485 --> 00:05:38,878 Smart call. The guy's a wuss. 91 00:05:38,982 --> 00:05:40,660 He's gonna be the next one on the train. 92 00:05:40,876 --> 00:05:42,510 Define "kick your ass." 93 00:05:42,577 --> 00:05:45,162 - Any physical confrontation... - Or verbal? 94 00:05:45,542 --> 00:05:48,980 - Define verbal. - Anything over... 70 decibels. 95 00:05:49,042 --> 00:05:51,240 And you can't start suddenly being nice to him. 96 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:53,022 You realize what you're encouraging here. 97 00:05:53,069 --> 00:05:55,114 Yeah, someone kickin' your ass. 98 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:02,763 The space inside is smaller than I thought. 99 00:06:02,837 --> 00:06:04,207 Don't worry, Reena. 100 00:06:04,225 --> 00:06:06,769 The doctors are going to take good care of you, right? 101 00:06:06,796 --> 00:06:08,841 Once the valium kicks in, you'll feel better. 102 00:06:08,889 --> 00:06:12,142 And then we'll have some nice, warm milk when you're done. 103 00:06:12,292 --> 00:06:13,758 I'd rather have more valium. 104 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:14,690 Reena. 105 00:06:14,729 --> 00:06:16,948 Let's wait just a bit, see how it goes. 106 00:06:17,079 --> 00:06:19,298 Try to lie as still as possible. 107 00:06:23,321 --> 00:06:25,733 I guess father time's a lock for one of the spots. 108 00:06:25,778 --> 00:06:27,070 Thirteen's a lock. 109 00:06:27,163 --> 00:06:29,498 He doesn't have a medical license and he's still around. 110 00:06:29,635 --> 00:06:31,294 She killed a guy in a wheelchair. 111 00:06:31,334 --> 00:06:32,413 And his dog. 112 00:06:33,113 --> 00:06:35,177 He doesn't care about our qualifications 113 00:06:35,498 --> 00:06:36,500 or ideas. 114 00:06:36,515 --> 00:06:38,192 He just wants to have fun. 115 00:06:38,276 --> 00:06:41,343 And she's the ultimate fun cause he can't figure her out. 116 00:06:41,391 --> 00:06:42,684 This game is insane. 117 00:06:42,779 --> 00:06:45,094 So quit. Happy to lose the competition. 118 00:06:46,022 --> 00:06:47,565 If it's gonna be on your resume, 119 00:06:47,609 --> 00:06:49,615 it's gotta be better to quit than get fired. 120 00:06:49,997 --> 00:06:51,425 Either quit or shut up. 121 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,054 Actually, with House, 122 00:06:57,231 --> 00:06:59,083 getting fired might look better. 123 00:07:00,874 --> 00:07:03,690 Dr. House is a dangerous egomaniac. 124 00:07:04,363 --> 00:07:05,559 That's why I left. 125 00:07:05,588 --> 00:07:07,730 We had different ideas on how to practice. 126 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:09,503 Glad to hear it. 127 00:07:09,958 --> 00:07:11,038 Tell me about Mercy. 128 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:12,323 To be honest, 129 00:07:12,361 --> 00:07:14,454 I don't think Dr. Schaffer really gave me a chance. 130 00:07:14,492 --> 00:07:17,049 Obviously not. You were there for three weeks. What happened? 131 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,411 Saved a patient's life. 132 00:07:19,762 --> 00:07:22,097 That's usually not grounds for dismissal. 133 00:07:23,127 --> 00:07:25,250 - Have you spoken to her? - Yes. 134 00:07:25,950 --> 00:07:27,677 Then why are you asking me what happened? 135 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:29,205 You have an excellent resume. 136 00:07:29,262 --> 00:07:32,118 I felt I owed it to you to hear what you had to say. 137 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:33,338 What'd she tell you? 138 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:36,047 That you defied her instructions and hospital procedures. 139 00:07:37,311 --> 00:07:39,935 That's what happened. Nothing more I can add to that. 140 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:43,037 You could tell me that you were wrong. 141 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,081 Sounds like you didn't leave House 142 00:07:48,437 --> 00:07:49,605 quite soon enough. 143 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:54,531 Cadavers were clean. So is her food. 144 00:07:54,617 --> 00:07:56,662 It's all organic unprocessed crap. 145 00:07:56,797 --> 00:07:58,282 It's gotta be the embalming fluid. 146 00:07:58,364 --> 00:08:00,515 Ethanol can have psychoactive effects... 147 00:08:00,554 --> 00:08:03,352 Bosley! Tell whoever's talking that he's an idiot. 148 00:08:08,075 --> 00:08:10,409 Bosley. Either tell him he's an idiot, 149 00:08:10,572 --> 00:08:12,019 or tell me why I'm wrong. 150 00:08:13,134 --> 00:08:14,137 You're an idiot. 151 00:08:14,207 --> 00:08:16,338 You actually think that I'd take a patient 152 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,124 who had a seizure in a funeral home 153 00:08:18,172 --> 00:08:20,569 if the er hadn't already ruled out embalming fluid? 154 00:08:20,606 --> 00:08:22,739 - Thought we weren't supposed to trust. - Idiot. 155 00:08:22,823 --> 00:08:24,945 From the old french, "idiote", 156 00:08:25,399 --> 00:08:28,505 meaning effeminate, mentally deficient moor. 157 00:08:29,817 --> 00:08:32,904 I found something in the mortuary's files from 05. 158 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:36,519 A 48-year-old male's cause of death was listed as pneumonia, 159 00:08:36,566 --> 00:08:39,478 but the symptoms in the autopsy report didn't fit. 160 00:08:39,536 --> 00:08:41,228 Confusion, memory loss, 161 00:08:41,419 --> 00:08:43,175 - depression. - Mad cow. 162 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:44,430 Very cool. 163 00:08:44,446 --> 00:08:48,188 No, she's a vegetarian and only ate organic vegetables at that. 164 00:08:48,281 --> 00:08:49,979 Tell him he's an idiot again. 165 00:08:50,542 --> 00:08:52,760 The disease can be spread by brain tissue. 166 00:08:52,842 --> 00:08:54,695 Which is very cool. Run with it. 167 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,346 So because the answer might be "cool," 168 00:08:57,394 --> 00:09:00,240 you want us to do a brain biopsy on a 24-year-old woman? 169 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,549 No, because the answer is something cool, 170 00:09:02,564 --> 00:09:04,358 I want you to do a brain biopsy 171 00:09:04,422 --> 00:09:06,042 on a 48-year-old dead guy. 172 00:09:07,403 --> 00:09:09,042 The guy's already been buried. 173 00:09:09,168 --> 00:09:10,190 We dig him up. 174 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:12,830 I am not digging up a body without a court order. 175 00:09:12,871 --> 00:09:14,492 Don't think of it as digging up a body. 176 00:09:14,528 --> 00:09:17,152 Think of it as keeping another one from being buried. 177 00:09:19,618 --> 00:09:20,641 I can't do it. 178 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:25,302 We gonna have another one of those ecumenical discussions where I tell you 179 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:28,260 that your beliefs are ridiculous and you totally cave? 180 00:09:28,294 --> 00:09:29,876 I just gotta be home at 6:00. 181 00:09:30,294 --> 00:09:31,297 The sabbath. 182 00:09:31,409 --> 00:09:33,644 The lord works for six days, then tells the union 183 00:09:33,682 --> 00:09:34,763 he needs a rest. 184 00:09:35,130 --> 00:09:36,605 You know, if I was all-powerful, 185 00:09:36,655 --> 00:09:38,179 it'd take at least two days. 186 00:09:38,217 --> 00:09:39,510 It's thursday. 187 00:09:39,572 --> 00:09:41,097 Well, then it must be the kid. 188 00:09:45,784 --> 00:09:47,829 You have oatmeal on your pants. 189 00:09:48,575 --> 00:09:50,967 - Do you have a camera in here? - No. I was guessing. 190 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:53,751 He had oatmeal on his pants yesterday and the day before. 191 00:09:53,879 --> 00:09:55,480 Have one of your wives 192 00:09:55,518 --> 00:09:56,830 look after the spawn. 193 00:09:58,214 --> 00:09:59,468 I'm a single dad. 194 00:10:03,779 --> 00:10:05,168 Where's the single mom? 195 00:10:06,987 --> 00:10:08,434 I have no idea. 196 00:10:09,456 --> 00:10:10,537 Interesting. 197 00:10:10,729 --> 00:10:12,542 You claim a lapse of judgment, 198 00:10:13,148 --> 00:10:16,255 you gonna admit that a lapse in judgment is a lapse in faith? 199 00:10:16,275 --> 00:10:17,287 He's gone. 200 00:10:18,162 --> 00:10:19,300 Fair enough. 201 00:10:19,513 --> 00:10:21,327 Family comes first. 202 00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:30,257 Dr. Cuddy, 203 00:10:30,392 --> 00:10:33,386 I'm Amber Volakis, one of Dr. House's new fellows. 204 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,209 Sexual harassment claims go through H.R. 205 00:10:36,224 --> 00:10:38,059 Stress-related leaves through worker's comp, 206 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,347 and any accusations, of criminal activities 207 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,202 go directly to the Princeton Plainsboro Police Department. 208 00:10:43,411 --> 00:10:45,085 Actually, I was wondering if you needed 209 00:10:45,104 --> 00:10:47,298 any extra help in the clinic tonight. 210 00:10:49,540 --> 00:10:52,289 You're not going to score any points with house by kissing my ass. 211 00:10:52,332 --> 00:10:54,985 Understood. But I hear Dr. House hates clinic duty. 212 00:10:55,004 --> 00:10:58,091 If he were to hear through the grapevine that I was willing to work overtime, 213 00:10:58,122 --> 00:11:00,487 - of it off his hands. - My advice to you is to do whatever 214 00:11:00,522 --> 00:11:03,359 wants you to do tonight. And then tomorrow night, you can come back 215 00:11:03,383 --> 00:11:05,302 and I will give you extra clinic duty. 216 00:11:05,518 --> 00:11:07,756 Does everybody around here have trust issues? 217 00:11:09,115 --> 00:11:11,854 I don't know what house wants you to do, and I don't want to know. 218 00:11:11,882 --> 00:11:14,120 But if you really have a problem with it, quit now. 219 00:11:14,162 --> 00:11:15,532 It's only gonna get worse. 220 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:28,613 - All right, who's up? - Not me. 221 00:11:28,743 --> 00:11:30,250 You haven't done any digging yet. 222 00:11:30,304 --> 00:11:33,623 I'm a surgeon. If anything happens to these hands, I'm screwed. 223 00:11:33,681 --> 00:11:36,346 Let bosley do it. As long as he can keep folding laundry... 224 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:38,706 Someone's coming. 225 00:11:42,749 --> 00:11:45,070 - Shouldn't we be running? - If it's a cop, run. 226 00:11:45,132 --> 00:11:47,081 Security guard, I say we take him down. 227 00:11:57,343 --> 00:11:58,423 Sorry I'm late. 228 00:11:58,564 --> 00:12:00,595 - Where the hell have you been? - I got lost. 229 00:12:00,649 --> 00:12:02,212 Been here over three hours. 230 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:04,159 Really lost. 231 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,268 I brought coffee and donuts. 232 00:12:11,187 --> 00:12:13,039 So thirteen, you grow up around here? 233 00:12:14,982 --> 00:12:17,104 We're digging up a grave, and you want to chit-chat? 234 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,780 I'm just making conversation. It's what people do. 235 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:22,293 Why are you hiding everything? 236 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,691 And I'm asking you that question because you're hiding everything. 237 00:12:26,606 --> 00:12:28,593 There's something seriously wrong with you. 238 00:12:29,658 --> 00:12:30,816 I'm worried. 239 00:12:31,213 --> 00:12:32,409 No, you're not. 240 00:12:32,870 --> 00:12:35,996 Fine, but I am freaked, because I don't think you're a freak. 241 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,623 I think you're doing this on purpose 242 00:12:37,642 --> 00:12:39,610 because you know House will be intrigued. 243 00:12:41,645 --> 00:12:43,111 Yeah, I grew up around here. 244 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,438 Honey, 245 00:12:50,658 --> 00:12:51,700 I'm home. 246 00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:54,469 Get the crowbar. 247 00:12:54,502 --> 00:12:56,895 No, there's not enough room to maneuver a crowbar down here. 248 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,493 God help us. 249 00:13:05,415 --> 00:13:07,074 - What the hell? - What is it? 250 00:13:07,561 --> 00:13:10,320 Ankles. They buried the guy the wrong way around. 251 00:13:17,683 --> 00:13:19,998 The doctor's lounge is covered in mud. 252 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,710 Thirteen and cutthroat bitch had a disagreement, 253 00:13:22,729 --> 00:13:24,543 and the cafeteria was out of jell-o. 254 00:13:25,199 --> 00:13:26,627 There were pickaxes. 255 00:13:26,738 --> 00:13:28,630 Either you had them dig up a body, 256 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,314 or you're building a railroad. 257 00:13:30,369 --> 00:13:31,932 A little tiny piece of his brain. 258 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,167 Seemed a waste. 259 00:13:33,214 --> 00:13:35,387 - He wasn't using it anymore. - That's your defense? 260 00:13:35,445 --> 00:13:37,159 We just dismembered him? 261 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:39,561 They're looking for Creutzfeldt-Jakob. 262 00:13:41,497 --> 00:13:43,137 You get the results yet? 263 00:13:43,502 --> 00:13:45,450 Does my breath smell baited to you? 264 00:13:46,570 --> 00:13:47,438 Yes. 265 00:13:47,673 --> 00:13:49,583 Let me know when you hear anything. 266 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:52,296 And get that mess in the shower area cleaned up. 267 00:13:52,574 --> 00:13:53,905 I know just the guy. 268 00:13:54,281 --> 00:13:56,693 How many of them agreed to dig up a grave? 269 00:13:56,825 --> 00:13:57,635 Six. 270 00:13:57,892 --> 00:14:00,400 But don't worry, the one who didn't didn't stand on principle. 271 00:14:00,419 --> 00:14:01,990 He just had a diaper to change. 272 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,675 I really think there are no bad choices in this group. 273 00:14:19,885 --> 00:14:22,663 You guys don't wipe your feet when you come in the House? 274 00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:25,360 Doctor's Lounge. Let's go. 275 00:14:25,418 --> 00:14:26,421 Why me? 276 00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:29,093 I can't ask the black guy or one of the chicks to do it, 277 00:14:29,108 --> 00:14:30,358 that would be insensitive. 278 00:14:30,382 --> 00:14:33,337 And you can't ask Bosley because that'd look like 279 00:14:33,397 --> 00:14:36,885 you only hired the non-doctor to do non-doctor stuff. 280 00:14:36,924 --> 00:14:39,143 You keep stalling, you're still gonna clean up, 281 00:14:39,215 --> 00:14:40,720 but I won't let you have the mop. 282 00:14:45,124 --> 00:14:47,863 Sample came back negative for Creutzfeldt-Jakob. 283 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:54,436 Well, that discussion didn't last long. 284 00:14:54,504 --> 00:14:56,337 I just don't know what else there is. 285 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,692 We had an idea. 286 00:14:58,478 --> 00:14:59,655 It was wrong. 287 00:14:59,705 --> 00:15:00,978 Well, we can go home. 288 00:15:01,285 --> 00:15:03,292 I mean, we have no idea what's wrong with her. 289 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,126 Which means it could be completely benign. 290 00:15:05,186 --> 00:15:08,060 Or, on the off chance that it's killing her, 291 00:15:08,503 --> 00:15:10,259 we could take it again from the top. 292 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,768 - You've already done everything. - We may have missed something. 293 00:15:16,802 --> 00:15:19,406 I just want to go home. I'm sure I'm fine now. 294 00:15:19,492 --> 00:15:20,341 Reena, 295 00:15:20,457 --> 00:15:22,375 the doctors know best. 296 00:15:22,427 --> 00:15:24,258 You had some serious symptoms. The seizure... 297 00:15:24,273 --> 00:15:26,679 If I have another one, I'll come right back, okay? 298 00:15:26,737 --> 00:15:28,280 If you have it while you're driving. 299 00:15:28,322 --> 00:15:30,753 You can drive me. Make sure I take it easy. 300 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:33,984 Who can? 301 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,517 My mother. 302 00:15:39,910 --> 00:15:41,109 Your mother's here? 303 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,117 What are you talking about? She's right there. 304 00:15:56,128 --> 00:15:58,057 You sampled every bodily fluid, 305 00:15:58,563 --> 00:15:59,991 peeked in her brain, 306 00:16:00,424 --> 00:16:02,180 violated a cadaver's privacy, 307 00:16:02,941 --> 00:16:04,137 dug up a body, 308 00:16:05,077 --> 00:16:06,562 but missed the fact 309 00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:10,140 she was still seeing things that weren't there. 310 00:16:11,532 --> 00:16:13,810 Neurological symptoms are getting worse. 311 00:16:13,866 --> 00:16:17,532 It'd be nice if one of you angels morons had a clue why. 312 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,132 We did a full history. 313 00:16:19,156 --> 00:16:22,071 She never mentioned seeing or hearing anything unusual. 314 00:16:22,341 --> 00:16:24,338 Well, as long as she never said anything. 315 00:16:24,371 --> 00:16:26,576 How were you to know? Same thing with the spinal fluid? 316 00:16:26,614 --> 00:16:28,947 - She tell you that was fine? - The labs were all clear. 317 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:32,037 Then either we're about to meet the alpha and omega, 318 00:16:32,101 --> 00:16:33,702 or you missed something. 319 00:16:35,031 --> 00:16:36,305 We missed the new symptom. 320 00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,832 It's not a new symptom. We always knew she had hallucinations. 321 00:16:38,871 --> 00:16:40,897 Seeing her dead mother's a hallucination. 322 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,455 Not knowing she's dead is a delusion. 323 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:47,200 You keep this up, you're gonna have to start wearing sexier clothes. 324 00:16:47,246 --> 00:16:49,620 Carbon monoxide could also cause, 325 00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:52,004 delusions. A lot of haunted houses... 326 00:16:52,076 --> 00:16:54,192 There's no headache. No tachycardia. 327 00:16:54,277 --> 00:16:56,390 I guess they didn't cover that atyourmedical school. 328 00:16:56,409 --> 00:16:58,161 What about a hereditary connection? 329 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,551 She's 24. Her mother died when she was 25. 330 00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:03,657 In Ukraine, 20 years ago. Good luck trying to get those records. 331 00:17:03,706 --> 00:17:05,037 We start new records. 332 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,973 Test for every hereditary disease that fits the symptoms. 333 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,894 There are at least 40 different mitochondrial 334 00:17:09,923 --> 00:17:11,496 disorders, another couple hundred... 335 00:17:11,512 --> 00:17:14,810 Start with amyloidosis, keep going until you reach... 336 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,306 Zamyloidosis. 337 00:17:20,922 --> 00:17:22,717 Now what are you testing for? 338 00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:25,728 Or should I ask what you're not testing for? 339 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,974 We could narrow it down if you could rember what your mother died from. 340 00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:31,960 My mother is not dead. She's sitting right there. 341 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,065 - Do you think we're lying to you? - Leave it alone. 342 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,927 Convincing her that her mother's dead isn't gonna make her better, 343 00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,086 just miserable. 344 00:17:45,877 --> 00:17:47,015 You lose your mother? 345 00:17:52,443 --> 00:17:54,140 Do you think we're trying to trick you? 346 00:17:54,194 --> 00:17:55,448 Why would we do that? 347 00:17:55,651 --> 00:17:56,963 Because you're mean. 348 00:17:57,488 --> 00:17:59,089 And you're not good at your job. 349 00:17:59,171 --> 00:18:01,600 Reena, stop. You're being cruel. 350 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,186 They're wasting time... 351 00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:06,132 Doing exactly what the guy in the wheelchair said they'd do. 352 00:18:09,538 --> 00:18:12,490 - A guy in a wheelchair was here? - You know who I'm talking about. 353 00:18:12,528 --> 00:18:15,120 He's been hanging around ever since they brought me in 354 00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:17,995 complaing about how incompetent everyone is. 355 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,682 Said you killed his dog. 356 00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:30,688 - It doesn't make any sense. - I'm not interested. 357 00:18:30,796 --> 00:18:32,822 If you weren't interested, you wouldn't be here. 358 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,172 I thought it was social. 359 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,890 No, you didn't. You always think there's an agenda. 360 00:18:36,952 --> 00:18:39,421 - That's why I left. - That's why you're good. 361 00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:42,978 - You need a job. - I'll find a job. 362 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,772 And I need someone that understands House. 363 00:18:44,801 --> 00:18:45,804 They'll learn. 364 00:18:45,832 --> 00:18:47,781 I need someone that can control House. 365 00:18:49,292 --> 00:18:51,433 Keep looking. Might take awhile. 366 00:18:54,523 --> 00:18:57,899 I'll cut the salary of everyone else on the team 15%, give it to you. 367 00:18:58,518 --> 00:19:00,332 That's more than you'll get anywhere else. 368 00:19:01,903 --> 00:19:03,331 What does House say about this? 369 00:19:03,381 --> 00:19:05,849 You're the one person on the team 370 00:19:05,906 --> 00:19:07,439 that he always respected. 371 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:11,190 This restaurant is 20 minutes out of your way. Half an hour out of mine. 372 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,892 You picked it to make sure House didn't drop in on us. 373 00:19:14,502 --> 00:19:16,161 It's my decision, not his. 374 00:19:16,251 --> 00:19:17,756 And you tell him that, then run back 375 00:19:17,795 --> 00:19:19,743 to your office while I get to deal with him. 376 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,417 I left for a reason, 377 00:19:21,668 --> 00:19:23,501 and that reason hasn't changed. 378 00:19:33,446 --> 00:19:34,468 So... 379 00:19:35,047 --> 00:19:36,340 What's the news? 380 00:19:36,682 --> 00:19:38,302 Everything's negative so far. 381 00:19:38,685 --> 00:19:41,540 Yes. Why wait to finish before reporting to me? 382 00:19:41,604 --> 00:19:42,994 I have things to do, you know. 383 00:19:43,025 --> 00:19:45,548 - She's seeing someone else. - That's not news. 384 00:19:45,664 --> 00:19:47,381 That's olds. 385 00:19:48,013 --> 00:19:49,016 Damn it. 386 00:19:49,049 --> 00:19:51,345 Why did god design the human body this way? 387 00:19:51,403 --> 00:19:53,580 - A guy in a wheelchair. - In a hospital. 388 00:19:53,618 --> 00:19:55,354 It's enough to give you the heebie-jeebies. 389 00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:56,638 He had a dog. 390 00:19:56,841 --> 00:19:58,178 She's seeing stark. 391 00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,560 Our last patient. 392 00:20:00,239 --> 00:20:03,455 Well, if it's stark, he wouldn't be haunting a patient, 393 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,814 he'd be haunting the doctor who killed him. 394 00:20:07,727 --> 00:20:09,936 She probably just overheard someone talking about it... 395 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:10,891 Probably? 396 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,755 You think there's a possibility that the alternative is true? 397 00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:14,700 No. 398 00:20:14,736 --> 00:20:15,629 Then go away. 399 00:20:15,653 --> 00:20:18,693 We're wasting time. We ran 32 gels. We could run 100 more. 400 00:20:18,727 --> 00:20:20,292 Without knowing how her mother died... 401 00:20:20,316 --> 00:20:21,955 You're gonna have to run 100 more. 402 00:20:21,997 --> 00:20:24,224 And by you, of course, I'm only referring to the people 403 00:20:24,258 --> 00:20:26,637 who care enough about human life to put in a full day. 404 00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:28,529 You want to carpool? 405 00:20:29,319 --> 00:20:31,506 How do you expect me to respond to this stuff? 406 00:20:31,614 --> 00:20:33,287 Exactly like you just did. 407 00:20:33,641 --> 00:20:36,244 I have a theory. Maybe you can help me out. 408 00:20:36,288 --> 00:20:39,116 Black mormon means masochist. 409 00:20:39,685 --> 00:20:41,083 Means kinky. 410 00:20:41,663 --> 00:20:44,375 I'm thinking that someone got hurt making the bastard. 411 00:20:44,485 --> 00:20:46,515 - Am I right? - You leave my son out of this. 412 00:20:46,627 --> 00:20:49,605 I wasn't referring to your kid's hypocrisy. I was referring to yours. 413 00:20:49,737 --> 00:20:52,116 Why don't we just ask her how she died? 414 00:20:52,465 --> 00:20:55,511 Because she won't tell us. She thinks her mother's still alive. 415 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:58,322 I don't mean ask the patient, I mean ask her mother. 416 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,343 Cool. 417 00:21:04,510 --> 00:21:05,519 Come on. 418 00:21:10,204 --> 00:21:11,719 What the hell does that mean? 419 00:21:11,759 --> 00:21:13,667 You guys talking your own language now? 420 00:21:13,691 --> 00:21:17,149 I'm sorry. I'll try to include some visual aids next time. 421 00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:24,262 Now what? 422 00:21:26,268 --> 00:21:27,528 I'm Dr. House. 423 00:21:28,602 --> 00:21:31,064 - Is your mom around? - Why should I tell you? 424 00:21:32,113 --> 00:21:34,478 You're just going to tell me I'm lying or crazy. 425 00:21:34,532 --> 00:21:35,592 Not gonna do that. 426 00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:38,197 I really need to know what she has to say. 427 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,374 What do you want? 428 00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:40,998 When you were young, was she... 429 00:21:41,022 --> 00:21:42,280 No, not you. Him. 430 00:21:44,059 --> 00:21:44,867 The... 431 00:21:44,882 --> 00:21:46,815 - man in the wheelchair? - No. 432 00:21:46,894 --> 00:21:47,978 He's old. 433 00:21:52,706 --> 00:21:55,276 Actually, looks like you. 434 00:22:05,218 --> 00:22:07,332 Yeah, that's grandpa House. 435 00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:11,953 Tell him to call back on a land line. Terrible reception in here. 436 00:22:12,189 --> 00:22:14,971 - How much pain was your mom in? - It's Walter. 437 00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:16,934 He says his name is Walter. 438 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,158 Can I help you? 439 00:22:44,437 --> 00:22:46,971 My patient's talking to my grandpa Walt. 440 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,645 You have a grandpa Walt? 441 00:22:49,371 --> 00:22:50,171 No. 442 00:22:50,651 --> 00:22:53,644 Which is what made me suspect that maybe she's not actually seeing 443 00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:55,978 - into the afterlife. - What is this sudden obsession 444 00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:58,436 - with the afterlife? - Only obsession is with the idiots 445 00:22:58,471 --> 00:23:01,389 in the right-here-and-now life who think there's an afterlife. 446 00:23:01,417 --> 00:23:03,078 And you want me to... 447 00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:05,677 Nothing. Just need a place to hang low for awhile. 448 00:23:05,913 --> 00:23:07,548 I'm pretending to be spooked. 449 00:23:08,476 --> 00:23:09,364 Because... 450 00:23:09,383 --> 00:23:12,067 Because if my soon to be brain dead patient 451 00:23:12,093 --> 00:23:16,837 thinks that I believe her, maybe she'll let me chat with her mother's ghost. 452 00:23:16,890 --> 00:23:19,769 - The one you don't believe exists. - Exactly. 453 00:23:20,010 --> 00:23:22,978 The ghost is a hallucination, which is the result of a delusion, 454 00:23:23,011 --> 00:23:25,807 which most likely is the result of a hereditary disease 455 00:23:25,851 --> 00:23:27,990 that her mother died from when the patient was four. 456 00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:30,984 And you think you can tap into her subconscious memory 457 00:23:31,024 --> 00:23:33,256 by tapping into her hallucination. 458 00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:37,068 She might not know what caused her mother's death, 459 00:23:37,098 --> 00:23:39,293 but she will know how she acted before she died. 460 00:23:39,388 --> 00:23:41,884 You're quite impressed with yourself right now, aren't you? 461 00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:44,018 Who wouldn't be? 462 00:23:45,689 --> 00:23:47,680 Well, that should be long enough. 463 00:23:49,733 --> 00:23:51,036 Back in a flash. 464 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,438 Take your time. 465 00:23:59,494 --> 00:24:01,316 Is my grandfather still here? 466 00:24:01,778 --> 00:24:02,600 No. 467 00:24:02,725 --> 00:24:04,398 He should be right back. 468 00:24:04,566 --> 00:24:07,164 He just went to get some warm milk. 469 00:24:07,609 --> 00:24:09,782 But your mom's still here, right? 470 00:24:10,906 --> 00:24:12,829 Yes, of course. 471 00:24:14,709 --> 00:24:18,987 I know she's fine now, but when you were 4 or 5, 472 00:24:19,234 --> 00:24:20,310 she got sick. 473 00:24:20,657 --> 00:24:22,258 - No. - You sure? 474 00:24:22,854 --> 00:24:25,800 - She wasn't in any pain? - I wasn't in pain. 475 00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:27,618 She was just tired. 476 00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,915 And sometimes she would stay in bed all day. 477 00:24:29,955 --> 00:24:32,041 - Did she ever fall down? - Of course. 478 00:24:32,324 --> 00:24:36,628 - Everyone falls down once in awhile. - Sometimes. Not that often. 479 00:24:36,744 --> 00:24:37,763 How often? 480 00:24:39,292 --> 00:24:42,792 Maybe it was actually more than once in awhile. 481 00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:46,907 Remember that time in the bathroom? 482 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:48,955 A few times. 483 00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:52,181 Once she hit her head on the bathroom sink. 484 00:24:52,201 --> 00:24:56,647 There was blood all over the floor. I got it on my sweater. 485 00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:03,729 They took her away. 486 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:06,096 To the place where the doctor made her better. 487 00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:08,495 But before that, what about her arms and legs? 488 00:25:08,553 --> 00:25:11,519 Did she ever walk funny? Like sort of bent over? 489 00:25:13,086 --> 00:25:15,759 I thought that was from growing up on the farm. 490 00:25:16,245 --> 00:25:17,769 What about her hands? 491 00:25:17,906 --> 00:25:20,930 She ever have any difficulty sewing, buttoning a shirt? 492 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:22,046 No. 493 00:25:23,618 --> 00:25:25,004 But sometimes, 494 00:25:25,355 --> 00:25:27,235 my hands would, 495 00:25:27,379 --> 00:25:28,234 shiver. 496 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,739 Like I was cold. But I wasn't. I never quite understood. 497 00:25:32,868 --> 00:25:36,017 She used to get the shivers like she was cold. 498 00:25:50,156 --> 00:25:52,944 Start her on L-dopa and bromocriptine. 499 00:25:54,071 --> 00:25:55,600 It's just Parkinson's. 500 00:26:07,188 --> 00:26:07,988 Cole. 501 00:26:09,015 --> 00:26:10,615 How's it going with your patient? 502 00:26:11,135 --> 00:26:12,510 Still seeing stuff. 503 00:26:12,961 --> 00:26:14,985 I hear House is treating you like crap. 504 00:26:15,534 --> 00:26:18,620 - He treats everyone badly. - Yeah, but I heard you're special. 505 00:26:19,014 --> 00:26:20,187 I can handle it. 506 00:26:21,023 --> 00:26:22,355 Maybe you shouldn't. 507 00:26:22,884 --> 00:26:25,105 He's gonna walk all over you if you let him. 508 00:26:25,172 --> 00:26:27,150 That says nothing about me, just him. 509 00:26:27,475 --> 00:26:30,133 House respects people who aren't afraid of him. 510 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:31,571 Get in his face. 511 00:26:31,844 --> 00:26:33,373 Yell, if you have to. 512 00:26:33,811 --> 00:26:35,737 I don't need his respect. 513 00:26:36,839 --> 00:26:38,512 You do if you want the job. 514 00:26:41,032 --> 00:26:42,431 Thanks for the advice. 515 00:26:48,651 --> 00:26:51,454 - You have to hold still! - I'm trying! 516 00:26:53,008 --> 00:26:55,080 - Damn! Hold her down! - No! 517 00:26:55,152 --> 00:26:57,166 - No! Stop it! - Let me do it! 518 00:27:02,214 --> 00:27:03,411 Hold her down! 519 00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:18,775 Irene? 520 00:27:20,304 --> 00:27:21,179 Irene? 521 00:27:23,722 --> 00:27:24,899 You stabbed me. 522 00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:27,741 You were having a nightmare, wasn't real. 523 00:27:28,232 --> 00:27:32,025 - My arm is bleeding. - No, it's okay now. Your arm's not... 524 00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:40,895 Lesions aren't explained by Parkinson's. 525 00:27:41,259 --> 00:27:42,533 Any theories? 526 00:27:47,735 --> 00:27:50,187 - A ghost got your tongue? - I'm fine. 527 00:27:51,181 --> 00:27:52,421 What about vasculitis? 528 00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:54,571 MRI didn't indicate any cerebral ischemia. 529 00:27:54,595 --> 00:27:57,436 But she has shown some focal weakness, urinary retention. 530 00:27:57,460 --> 00:28:00,119 Yes, those are her big mystery symptoms. Not the hallucinations 531 00:28:00,144 --> 00:28:03,683 - that vasculitis doesn't explain. - Unless it's retinal vasculitis. 532 00:28:05,766 --> 00:28:09,270 House, this guy may be smart, and I'm sure he's great to share a beer with. 533 00:28:09,304 --> 00:28:11,381 But if he doesn't know that visual symptoms 534 00:28:11,405 --> 00:28:14,251 are an electrical issue, not vascular, two separate systems... 535 00:28:14,284 --> 00:28:18,397 So are the banks and the power grid. But if I don't pay my bills, 536 00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:19,900 my lights go out. 537 00:28:25,018 --> 00:28:28,047 Vasculitis restricts blood flow to nerves, 538 00:28:28,561 --> 00:28:31,894 - messes with electrical function. - Acute intermittent porphyria's 539 00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:33,987 - a better fit. - If you're wrong about porphyria, 540 00:28:34,014 --> 00:28:35,548 the treatment could box her kidneys. 541 00:28:35,579 --> 00:28:38,168 Vasculitis is treated with corticosteriods. 542 00:28:38,244 --> 00:28:39,517 Relatively harmless. 543 00:28:40,374 --> 00:28:42,416 - Start her on the steroids. - House, this gu... 544 00:28:42,439 --> 00:28:44,856 And test for both so he'll stop whing. 545 00:28:45,477 --> 00:28:46,504 Big love, 546 00:28:47,347 --> 00:28:49,723 have I humiliated you in the last half hour? 547 00:28:50,682 --> 00:28:52,597 - No. - Check your email. 548 00:29:00,059 --> 00:29:01,144 How's it going? 549 00:29:01,817 --> 00:29:02,640 Great. 550 00:29:03,269 --> 00:29:06,712 The only way he could turn any more cheeks is by pulling down his pants. 551 00:29:06,966 --> 00:29:08,027 He's not a wuss. 552 00:29:08,162 --> 00:29:10,394 - It takes a lot more strength... - Hey, we didn't bet 553 00:29:10,421 --> 00:29:11,394 on how strong he was. 554 00:29:11,798 --> 00:29:15,372 So you're gonna collect $100 and fire him because he has principles? 555 00:29:15,395 --> 00:29:18,145 What's your agenda here? Obviously don't care about the $100. 556 00:29:18,453 --> 00:29:21,187 - He's a decent, smart... - You don't care about the team. 557 00:29:21,222 --> 00:29:22,995 Does it annoy Wilson when you ask questions 558 00:29:23,026 --> 00:29:24,976 - and ignore the answers? - Very much. 559 00:29:25,281 --> 00:29:28,081 You only care about who I hire and who I fire, 560 00:29:29,013 --> 00:29:31,720 'cause you miss going through my mail. 561 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,831 You can't stop controlling me. 562 00:29:34,102 --> 00:29:36,679 - No one controls you. - Want your job back? 563 00:29:36,709 --> 00:29:37,998 - No. - Too bad. 564 00:29:38,036 --> 00:29:40,648 You can't have it. She'll take care of this. 565 00:29:40,692 --> 00:29:43,261 You can take it out of the $100 you're gonna owe me. 566 00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:48,718 I met House at a conference about five years ago. 567 00:29:48,861 --> 00:29:50,915 - He's quite a character. - Yes, he is. 568 00:29:50,942 --> 00:29:53,615 Probably one of the best medical minds of our generation. 569 00:29:53,757 --> 00:29:56,235 I agree. I learned an awful lot from him. 570 00:29:56,316 --> 00:29:57,458 I'll bet you did. 571 00:29:57,550 --> 00:30:00,188 I see here, just did a stint at mercy. Great. 572 00:30:00,904 --> 00:30:02,750 It says here "'07 to present." 573 00:30:03,061 --> 00:30:05,349 - How long were you there? - About a month. 574 00:30:05,525 --> 00:30:08,686 Dr. Schaffer was great, but just wasn't the right fit. 575 00:30:08,717 --> 00:30:11,840 Wait, was that you with Dr. Schaffer and the lymphoma patient? 576 00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:15,751 It was, it was a tough situation. I probably could've handled it better. 577 00:30:15,774 --> 00:30:18,593 No. Dr. Schaffer's got a stick up her rear. 578 00:30:18,777 --> 00:30:19,906 Good for you. 579 00:30:20,317 --> 00:30:23,837 - What made you so sure it was lymphoma? - There was an unusual lactic acid level 580 00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:26,710 in one of her labs. I had a similar case a few months ago. 581 00:30:26,761 --> 00:30:27,775 Beautiful. 582 00:30:28,057 --> 00:30:30,095 God, I wish I had your stones. 583 00:30:30,941 --> 00:30:32,671 Well, my stones areon the market. 584 00:30:32,698 --> 00:30:35,606 No, I mean, seriously, I wish I had your stones. 585 00:30:35,836 --> 00:30:38,467 Then I could cram you down the board of directors. 586 00:30:40,091 --> 00:30:41,182 But I don't. 587 00:30:42,342 --> 00:30:43,482 I'm sorry, man. 588 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:45,636 Good luck. 589 00:30:47,792 --> 00:30:50,542 When your retina sees something, they send electrical signals 590 00:30:50,576 --> 00:30:51,502 to your brain. 591 00:30:51,519 --> 00:30:53,535 These lenses will pick up those signals. 592 00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:56,542 If the signals are misfiring, it'll confirm that an old man 593 00:30:56,564 --> 00:30:58,678 without a medical license is smarter than all of us. 594 00:30:58,719 --> 00:31:00,489 That your hallucinations were caused by... 595 00:31:00,517 --> 00:31:03,299 They're not hallucinations. Tell her, mom. 596 00:31:03,340 --> 00:31:05,356 Honey, they're doctors. 597 00:31:05,576 --> 00:31:07,478 They must know what they're doing. 598 00:31:07,564 --> 00:31:10,894 If they know what they're doing, how'd they kill that poor man's dog? 599 00:31:15,882 --> 00:31:18,624 Come on, this has got to be freaking you out a little bit. 600 00:31:18,692 --> 00:31:22,161 - I appreciate your concern. - There's nothing to be ashamed of here. 601 00:31:22,207 --> 00:31:23,591 If the ghost of a man you killed 602 00:31:23,625 --> 00:31:26,462 doesn't screw with your head, there's something wrong with your head. 603 00:31:33,284 --> 00:31:35,026 See, that freaks me out. 604 00:31:37,606 --> 00:31:39,445 Someone must've left it in here. 605 00:31:39,989 --> 00:31:43,308 Oh, absolutely. That makes sense. The dog was in here getting his eyes checked 606 00:31:43,343 --> 00:31:45,874 - and forgot to put his jewelry back on. - This isn't working. 607 00:31:45,907 --> 00:31:48,525 You're just making me sicker like he said you... 608 00:31:48,916 --> 00:31:51,982 - What's wrong? - My stomach, it hurts. 609 00:31:56,271 --> 00:31:58,325 - Code in the eye lab. - Lean forward, Irene. 610 00:31:58,379 --> 00:32:00,816 - You're gonna aspirate. - I can't. It hurts. 611 00:32:01,636 --> 00:32:04,001 Why won't you help me? 612 00:32:09,473 --> 00:32:13,507 Spleen's ripe to bursting. You guys thought it was vasculitis? 613 00:32:15,261 --> 00:32:17,848 - You used to be on House's team, right? - Yeah. 614 00:32:18,096 --> 00:32:20,587 There's a lot of blood in here, sponge. 615 00:32:21,948 --> 00:32:24,170 - You got any advice for me? - Nope. 616 00:32:24,237 --> 00:32:27,179 - Did you always put up with his crap? - Yup. 617 00:32:29,284 --> 00:32:31,516 - Was it a mistake? - It was irrelevant. 618 00:32:31,612 --> 00:32:34,467 - He fired you. - He'll fire you either way... 619 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,131 Eventually. 620 00:32:37,131 --> 00:32:39,057 - Dr. Cameron told me... - No, no, no. 621 00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:41,088 - Why not? - 'Cause... 622 00:32:41,222 --> 00:32:42,698 House is watching. 623 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:45,458 Not a metaphor. Look up. 624 00:32:49,806 --> 00:32:51,255 You guys gonna shoot the breeze 625 00:32:51,293 --> 00:32:53,756 or you gonna do something about all that bleeding? 626 00:32:56,159 --> 00:32:58,007 That's not coming from the spleen. 627 00:32:58,891 --> 00:33:00,040 It's the liver. 628 00:33:00,194 --> 00:33:03,045 - It's necrotic. - She's dying from the inside out. 629 00:33:10,724 --> 00:33:13,123 Enlarged spleen and liver failure are classic AIP 630 00:33:13,177 --> 00:33:16,036 - it's porphyria and it's moving fast. - PBGs were negative... 631 00:33:16,079 --> 00:33:18,723 - If you read the report. - PBG tests are only conclusive 632 00:33:18,755 --> 00:33:22,255 if done during an attack, which you would know if you were a real doctor. 633 00:33:22,331 --> 00:33:23,958 That is just great. 634 00:33:24,081 --> 00:33:25,643 - What is? - Which one of us is? 635 00:33:25,679 --> 00:33:27,437 Both of you. Together. 636 00:33:27,938 --> 00:33:28,892 Fighting. 637 00:33:28,976 --> 00:33:30,863 Passionate to prove the other one wrong. 638 00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:34,059 Couldn't care less about the patient, but it all works out the same. 639 00:33:34,084 --> 00:33:35,284 I hate thirteen. 640 00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:36,844 Not as productively. 641 00:33:37,192 --> 00:33:38,333 Continue. 642 00:33:38,769 --> 00:33:41,924 - It could still be vascular. - Vasculitis is off the board. 643 00:33:42,052 --> 00:33:45,196 - Steroid treatment didn't help. - Vascular isn't just vasculitis. 644 00:33:45,235 --> 00:33:48,689 Something's gotta be cutting off the blood supply to her liver and spleen. 645 00:33:48,745 --> 00:33:50,447 Do a visceral angiogram. 646 00:33:51,262 --> 00:33:52,665 This is a joke, right? 647 00:33:53,013 --> 00:33:56,353 He can't be right every single time. You're feeding him your ideas 648 00:33:56,387 --> 00:33:57,446 just to embarrass us. 649 00:33:57,481 --> 00:34:01,704 If I wanted to embarrass you, I'd have you mop up the doctor's lounge. 650 00:34:35,456 --> 00:34:40,167 Heavenly father, I pray thee that thou shalt give the holy ghost 651 00:34:40,210 --> 00:34:43,864 unto all them that shall believe in their words. 652 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:49,083 - Irene. What are you doing? - I need to touch it. 653 00:34:49,126 --> 00:34:52,591 - Irene, put your hand down. - No, give it to me! I want it! 654 00:35:05,251 --> 00:35:07,153 - What'd the angio say? - We couldn't finish. 655 00:35:07,171 --> 00:35:09,309 - She started groping me. - You couldn't let her get 656 00:35:09,332 --> 00:35:11,023 to second base just to get the test done? 657 00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:12,474 I think that's third base. 658 00:35:12,492 --> 00:35:15,316 She was convulsing, delirious, and hyper-salivating. 659 00:35:15,416 --> 00:35:17,416 We had to knock her out with lorazepam. 660 00:35:18,221 --> 00:35:20,072 Well, it's definitely not vascular. 661 00:35:20,178 --> 00:35:21,728 What do you want us to do? 662 00:35:22,676 --> 00:35:25,644 Question is what would Joseph Smith do? 663 00:35:25,870 --> 00:35:28,094 - This isn't the time for... - Casting out the demons? 664 00:35:28,134 --> 00:35:31,069 The patient's not possessed. She's dying. You can mock me tomorrow. 665 00:35:31,106 --> 00:35:34,391 You believe that the book has all the answers. 666 00:35:34,732 --> 00:35:36,789 To morality. Not science. 667 00:35:37,230 --> 00:35:39,081 But the book is inconsistent with science. 668 00:35:39,115 --> 00:35:42,109 You know how many epileptics were tortured because they were possessed? 669 00:35:42,152 --> 00:35:45,295 How many teenage witches were stoned to death 'cause they took mushrooms? 670 00:35:45,325 --> 00:35:46,599 Just shut up already! 671 00:35:46,648 --> 00:35:49,799 - We got a patient dying! - Either got to prescribe an exorcism 672 00:35:49,921 --> 00:35:52,626 or admit to me that Smith was a horny fraud. 673 00:36:04,791 --> 00:36:06,158 I know what she has. 674 00:36:07,628 --> 00:36:09,588 You couldn't have spoken up ten seconds ago? 675 00:36:09,652 --> 00:36:12,533 - You could have saved me 100 bucks. - Mushrooms weren't the only thing 676 00:36:12,582 --> 00:36:15,022 that got people stoned to death. Jimson weed, belladonna, 677 00:36:15,066 --> 00:36:17,486 mandrake root, and moldy bread. 678 00:36:17,589 --> 00:36:18,750 It's ergot poisoning. 679 00:36:18,779 --> 00:36:21,866 - You'd need damp grain... - Completely unprocessed and untreated 680 00:36:21,907 --> 00:36:24,778 like what's in that organic rye bread she's been eating. 681 00:36:26,018 --> 00:36:28,097 - Should I be going home? - Is it 6:00? 682 00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:30,195 It's why she got worse on the bromocriptine... 683 00:36:30,237 --> 00:36:32,960 - It's an ergot derivative. - There hasn't been a case in 50 years. 684 00:36:32,983 --> 00:36:35,544 She kept asking for milk. Dairy products counteract the effects. 685 00:36:35,563 --> 00:36:37,656 You think she knew what she had and was treating it? 686 00:36:37,671 --> 00:36:38,917 Cravings based on actual needs. 687 00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:40,961 It's a fairly common evolutionary development. 688 00:36:43,465 --> 00:36:45,873 You okay with an answer based on evolution? 689 00:36:45,902 --> 00:36:46,741 Yeah. 690 00:36:47,912 --> 00:36:48,997 Hypocrite. 691 00:36:52,110 --> 00:36:54,408 It's the stuff they make LSD from. 692 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,055 - The treatment you're on should... - So I've just been... 693 00:36:57,367 --> 00:36:58,298 Tripping? 694 00:36:58,533 --> 00:37:02,312 It explains the hallucinations, seizures, delusions. 695 00:37:02,347 --> 00:37:05,237 Constricts the blood vessels, which explains the necrosis. 696 00:37:14,437 --> 00:37:15,914 She's not here? 697 00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:22,854 I'm sorry. No. 698 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:28,631 The fact that you're even willing to accept that answer 699 00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:30,950 means the medicine is starting to work. 700 00:37:37,202 --> 00:37:38,461 But you'll live. 701 00:37:42,017 --> 00:37:43,791 You're beautiful, Reena. 702 00:37:45,824 --> 00:37:47,221 You too, mama. 703 00:38:19,882 --> 00:38:21,458 I'm going to miss you. 704 00:39:01,704 --> 00:39:04,876 As you know, there are seven of you and... 705 00:39:07,633 --> 00:39:10,460 - Only six roses. - Those are peonies. 706 00:39:12,383 --> 00:39:14,932 But I'm sure they're part of the rose family. 707 00:39:16,846 --> 00:39:19,340 Actually, I'm surprised there are seven of you. 708 00:39:20,144 --> 00:39:22,345 You punch your boss and stick around? 709 00:39:25,812 --> 00:39:27,893 Give me the flower and shut up. 710 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:29,812 Don't over do it. 711 00:39:30,552 --> 00:39:32,926 Now I would love to keep all of you. 712 00:39:33,743 --> 00:39:37,768 But not enough to do anything about it. So according to my arbitrary schedule, 713 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:40,239 one of you has to go. 714 00:39:59,198 --> 00:40:00,575 You're kidding. 715 00:40:03,699 --> 00:40:07,196 I came up with the answer. I robbed a grave. I... 716 00:40:07,221 --> 00:40:10,571 Planted a dog collar in the procedure room just to screw with my head. 717 00:40:10,606 --> 00:40:11,775 No, I never... 718 00:40:14,821 --> 00:40:17,502 - You don't believe she did it? - I'm sure she did it. 719 00:40:18,402 --> 00:40:20,821 That's why she's getting the flower. It was beautiful. 720 00:40:20,921 --> 00:40:22,481 She just overreached. 721 00:40:22,641 --> 00:40:24,317 - She got into your head. - No. 722 00:40:24,336 --> 00:40:25,555 She owned you. 723 00:40:26,373 --> 00:40:29,528 Planting the idea was good. Letting it fester was good. 724 00:40:30,082 --> 00:40:31,724 leaving the collar was stupid. 725 00:40:31,778 --> 00:40:34,828 Well known fact, ghosts don't leave things lying around. 726 00:40:36,032 --> 00:40:37,246 So am I gone then? 727 00:40:51,674 --> 00:40:54,758 My goodness. I had totally forgotten about you two. 728 00:40:55,170 --> 00:40:56,308 Well played. 729 00:41:11,541 --> 00:41:12,810 Sorry, Henry. 730 00:41:16,114 --> 00:41:17,500 We had some giggles. 731 00:41:18,477 --> 00:41:20,132 You agreed with everything he said. 732 00:41:20,163 --> 00:41:23,117 - You finished each other's sentences. - That's why I gotta go. 733 00:41:26,049 --> 00:41:28,729 Don't need someone to tell you what you're already thinking. 734 00:41:28,972 --> 00:41:30,730 Funny, I was gonna say that. 735 00:41:33,993 --> 00:41:35,866 - If you want to hang out... - Yeah, I know. 736 00:41:37,351 --> 00:41:38,489 Call Wilson. 737 00:41:40,404 --> 00:41:42,531 Rest of you, 8:00 tomorrow. 738 00:41:49,714 --> 00:41:51,337 Cash will be fine. 739 00:41:53,747 --> 00:41:55,836 I bet you say that to all the guys. 740 00:41:58,915 --> 00:42:00,396 Take your blood money. 741 00:42:02,205 --> 00:42:04,247 Who are you gonna protect next? 742 00:42:04,863 --> 00:42:05,993 If I told you, 743 00:42:06,170 --> 00:42:07,416 it wouldn't work. 744 00:42:21,703 --> 00:42:23,284 I've rethought some things. 745 00:42:23,423 --> 00:42:24,438 Glad to hear it. 746 00:42:24,511 --> 00:42:27,246 I'm prepared to come back on a number of conditions. 747 00:42:27,947 --> 00:42:30,516 I want the raise you promised, plus five percent. 748 00:42:30,562 --> 00:42:32,995 I want my own office and a personal assistant. 749 00:42:34,263 --> 00:42:35,671 It's not unreasonable. 750 00:42:36,571 --> 00:42:39,206 I will give you... None of those. 751 00:42:40,313 --> 00:42:42,610 You can come back at your original salary. 752 00:42:43,321 --> 00:42:44,567 What's going on? 753 00:42:46,478 --> 00:42:49,840 You haven't rethought anything. You've just been blackballed. 754 00:42:50,841 --> 00:42:52,063 You're "House Light" now. 755 00:42:52,094 --> 00:42:54,645 The only administrator that will touch you is the one who hired 756 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:55,826 "House Classic." 757 00:42:57,721 --> 00:42:58,856 Good news is, 758 00:42:59,348 --> 00:43:01,582 she'll pretend she's not doing you a favor. 759 00:43:07,823 --> 00:43:09,200 I can start monday.