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(Snoring)
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(Female giggles)
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Bender (Loud whisper):
Shh! Don't wake up Fry.
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(Ladybot giggling)
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Shh! My roommate's sleeping!
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(Giggling continues)
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- Wake up already!
- (Snorts) Huh?
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I'm about to get down
and funky with this ladybot,
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and I'd appreciate it
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if as many people as possible
could know about it.
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Now can we get some privacy?!
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(Jackhammer rattling)
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(Both giggling)
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(Backup warning beeping)
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Bender:
Aw, yeah! Back it on up.
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(Both giggling)
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(Jackhammer rattling)
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(Bluegrass music playing)
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♪ Hambone, hambone! ♪
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♪ hambone! ♪
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Okay, Hambone break's over.
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Back to the bedroom!
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(Jackhammer rattling,
pneumatic tools whirring)
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Bender and ladybot:
♪ Hambone, hambone! ♪
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(groans loudly)
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Bender:
♪ Hambone! ♪
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(snoring)
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Wake up and feel the coffee!
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(Spluttering)
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Oh, no, I'm late for work again!
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(Panting) Sorry I'm late.
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Well, well, well.
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Look who decided to show up.
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I've had it with your tardiness, Fry.
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I expect you to arrive the same
time as everyone else.
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Well, wait a second.
Leela's not here yet.
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She left a while ago.
She said some idiot
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was taking her to lunch
for her birthday.
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Oh, no, I'm late!
(Panting)
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(Indistinct chattering,
fingers drumming on table)
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(Noisemaker bleats)
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Since you got stood up,
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I thought this might
cheer you up a notch.
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That's not necessary.
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♪ What day is today? ♪
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- ♪ it's Leela's birthday ♪
- Please stop.
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♪ What a day for a birthday ♪
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I really would like you
to stop singing.
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♪ Let's all have some cake! ♪
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you want to buy a slice
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of birthday cake for $11.95?
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Yes, please.
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(Panting):
Uh, nice cake.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Where have you...?!
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Uh! It's fine.
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You're not mad?
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I was. But then I realized
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it's actually my fault for thinking
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you might be on time for once.
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Anyhow, I ate both our lunches.
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You ordered the lobster pileup.
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It wasn't cheap.
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Bam!
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Please, let me make it up to you.
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I'll treat you to a fancy
birthday dinner tonight
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at Cavern on the Green.
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Wow, that'll be
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the nicest place I've
ever been stood up.
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Not this time.
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No matter what happens,
I swear I'll be there.
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Guys, guys! Hedonismbot
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is finally gonna settle down
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and marry a nice house
in the suburbs!
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But tonight, he's having
the girls gone wildest
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bachelor party of all time!
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Whoo-who-who...
Cares?
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I'm having dinner with leela.
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(Sighs)
Just go to your stupid party.
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We can have dinner on my
birthday some other year.
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No! I can throw up
on a stripper anytime.
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Tonight, I want to not throw up...
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On you.
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Really?
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Your loss.
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Hey, Professor, you're my wingman!
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Very well.
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Cubert, fetch my drinking teeth.
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(Crickets chirping)
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I just have to sign
leela's birthday card.
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- How do you spell "XO"?
- Guh!
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It's a record-your-own-message
card.
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You don't sign it. You leave
a nude video greeting.
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Does it have to be nude?
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I guess not.
That never occurred to me.
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If I leave now, record a
birthday greeting on the way,
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score some fancy cologne
at the newsstand,
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I'll be exactly on time.
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You're not going anywhere!
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But I have a date.
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You were late this morning,
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so you have to stay and test
my latest invention!
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Behold!
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A time-traveling machine!
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(Both gasp)
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Time? I can't go back there!
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Ah, but this time machine
only goes forward in time!
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That way you can't accidentally
change history
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or do something disgusting, like
sleep with your own grandmother.
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I wouldn't want to do that again.
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We're going to test it
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by going forward in time one minute.
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(Alarm chirps) Get in.
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Okay, hurry. Let's get it over with.
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I can record Leela's birthday card
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while we're in there.
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(Softly):
Happy Birthday, Leela!
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I'm really sorry I'm gonna be
one minute late,
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'cause we're testing the Professor's
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dumb time machine, but...
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Okay, I'll just nudge us forward
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exactly one minute into the...
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Whoa!
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(All yelling) My card!
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Did we go too far?!
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What time is it?!
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Bender:
The year 10,000.
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Professor: Whoopsy!
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Oh, dear.
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I mean, oh, my.
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The year 10,000?!
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But I promised Leela
I'd be on time for dinner!
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Relax, Fry.
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Everyone we ever knew
died thousands of years ago.
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Everyone we ever knew?
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Ah, I never liked those guys.
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(Wind whistling)
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(All gasp)
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No! They did it!
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They blew it up!
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And then the apes blew up
their society, too!
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How could this happen?!
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And then the birds took over
and ruined their society!
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And the cows, and then...
I don't know.
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Is that a slug maybe?
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No...!
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Cavern on the Green.
The year 3010
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(vehicle whooshes)
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(Lively piano music playing)
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(Water dripping)
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While you await your "friend,"
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allow me to read
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from a prepared history
of our Cavern.
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These unique
rock formations were created
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over millions of years
by mineral-rich water
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dripping from pores in the ceiling.
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(Echoing):
dripping and dripping,
year upon year,
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(low and distorted):
century upon century...
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♪ What day is today? ♪
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Hey, aren't you the loser
who got stood up
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at my other restaurant?
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Just shut up and
bring me two dinners.
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Has anyone seen Fry's ass?
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It's late for a date with my boot.
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Fry's not here.
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Obviously, he went
to that pervert party
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with Bender and the Professor.
(Snorts)
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Fry went to the party?
(Snorts)
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Linda (On tv):
We interrupt hypnotoad on ice
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to bring you breaking coverage
of the disaster
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at Hedonismbot's bachelor party.
(All gasp)
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Linda, what began as innocent
fun ended in tragedy tonight
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when a nuclear-powered
robot stripper
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suffered a catastrophic
reactor meltdown.
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There is only one survivor.
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Everywhere I looked,
there were piles of bodies.
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And then the explosion struck.
(Sobbing)
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The three co-workers I liked
are all dead!
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Fry stood me up and died?!
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I'm so angry!
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I mean, I'm so sad!
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But... But I'm still pretty angry!
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But also sad.
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Can I be both?
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It's what he'd want.
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Then that's what I am!
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Hi-ya! (Sobbing)
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(Fire crackling)
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Man, the future is a total craphole,
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and whoever lives here
is a crap-faced sack of crap!
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No offense, fellas.
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Don't sweat it, man.
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(Sighs)
I'll never see Leela again.
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No, without a backwards
time machine,
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we're stuck in this craphole.
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- Dude, give it a rest.
- Hold on.
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I've got it!
We can't go back in time,
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but we can keep going forward
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until people invent
the backwards time machine.
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And then we can go home.
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Hit it.
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(To the tune of
"In the year 2525")
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♪ In the year 105105 ♪
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♪ if man is still alive ♪
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♪ if robot can survive ♪
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♪ they may find... ♪
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♪ In the year 252525 ♪
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♪ the backwards time machine
still won't have arrived ♪
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♪ in all the world,
there's only one technology ♪
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♪ a rusty sword
for practicing proctology ♪
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whoa! Oh!
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♪ In a future year
that ends with 20 ♪
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♪ a shlubby merman's
gonna try to get chummy ♪
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♪ he may look like a watery wimp ♪
(Laughing)
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♪ When in fact
he's a bloodthirsty shrimp! ♪
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(roars)
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♪ In the year one million
and a half ♪
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♪ humankind is enslaved
by giraffe ♪
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♪ man must pay
for all his misdeeds ♪
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♪ when the treetops
are stripped of their leaves ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa-oa. ♪
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(vehicles whooshing)
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(Whooshing)
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Sometimes I can't believe
how successful
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Planet Express became
once the Professor was killed
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and you seized control.
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There were tough times,
but we all pulled together.
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I've been crunching the numbers
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on our trans-galactic strategy...
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What are you doing here?
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I laid you off 20 years ago.
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Woop-woop-woop-woo...
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Oh, the claws can't flee
like they used to.
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Success is nice,
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but I do kind of miss the old days.
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(Slurps)
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Hey, Leels.
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(Flirty):
Hi, Cubert.
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(Whoosh)
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(Adenoidal voice):
May we help you, strange ones?
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We are travelers from the past,
my good runt.
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I see.
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Since your time, human
evolution has diverged.
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There are we... Advanced in
intellect and morality...
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And the dumblocks...
Stupid, vicious brutes
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who live underground.
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Advanced in intellect, you say?
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Have you invented a
backwards time machine?
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No, but if we apply
our superior minds,
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we could perfect such a
device within five years.
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See you then!
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(Whooshes)
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We're back for our time machine!
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(Grunts)
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Ow!
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(Lasers zapping)
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(Time machine whooshes)
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(Gasping, panting)
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Yoo-hoo, boys!
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What's this era in human history like?
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The machines...
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00:11:08,082 --> 00:11:09,982
We built them to make
our lives easier,
264
00:11:10,050 --> 00:11:11,451
but they rebelled.
265
00:11:11,518 --> 00:11:14,854
They won't stop
until every human is dead.
266
00:11:14,922 --> 00:11:16,355
This seems like a nice future.
267
00:11:16,423 --> 00:11:18,224
Let's just stay here.
268
00:11:18,292 --> 00:11:21,060
We could settle down
on that mountain of skulls.
269
00:11:23,063 --> 00:11:25,398
Hey! That place had
a gorgeous view
270
00:11:25,466 --> 00:11:27,100
of Blood Lake!
271
00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:31,537
Greetings, time travelers.
272
00:11:31,605 --> 00:11:33,106
Stupid jerks!
273
00:11:33,173 --> 00:11:35,308
Wouldn't let me stay
in the good future.
274
00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:37,243
How did you know
we're time travelers?
275
00:11:37,311 --> 00:11:39,879
We, too, study
the time travel enigma.
276
00:11:39,947 --> 00:11:42,281
We have perfected a
method using negative-mass
277
00:11:42,349 --> 00:11:44,550
neutrino fields that allows us
278
00:11:44,618 --> 00:11:46,285
to travel backwards in time.
279
00:11:46,353 --> 00:11:48,087
My name's Hubert.
280
00:11:48,155 --> 00:11:50,223
All right! We can go home!
281
00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:53,025
(Mocking): All right!
We can go... (Blows raspberry)
282
00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:54,961
We can talk of our research
tomorrow.
283
00:11:55,028 --> 00:11:57,430
Men are very rare in our society.
284
00:11:57,498 --> 00:12:00,266
Even very old and
stupid males are prized.
285
00:12:00,334 --> 00:12:04,137
Tonight, please be the guests of
honor at our fertility banquet.
286
00:12:04,204 --> 00:12:07,440
Well, there's certainly no harm
in a fertility banquet.
287
00:12:07,508 --> 00:12:08,908
I could eat.
288
00:12:08,976 --> 00:12:10,243
And fertilize.
289
00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:12,145
Very well.
290
00:12:12,212 --> 00:12:15,248
Let us anoint our guests in oil
without using our hands.
291
00:12:15,315 --> 00:12:17,450
Oh, so we can stay
in the future you like,
292
00:12:17,518 --> 00:12:19,452
but not the future I like?
293
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,154
Next!
294
00:12:21,221 --> 00:12:22,622
No!
295
00:12:22,689 --> 00:12:24,624
I was about to close the deal!
296
00:12:24,691 --> 00:12:27,126
Bender, they had
a backwards time machine!
297
00:12:27,194 --> 00:12:29,295
The other place had a lot
of good things, too!
298
00:12:29,363 --> 00:12:31,764
Did you even see
that mountain of skulls?
299
00:12:31,832 --> 00:12:32,965
Why, you!
300
00:12:34,201 --> 00:12:35,768
Oh, no, you didn't.
301
00:12:35,836 --> 00:12:37,970
(All grunting)
302
00:12:38,038 --> 00:12:39,438
Stop!
303
00:12:39,506 --> 00:12:41,440
Somewhere, some time,
Leela is waiting for me.
304
00:12:41,508 --> 00:12:43,876
We need to keep looking
for a backwards time machine.
305
00:12:43,944 --> 00:12:45,178
Fry's right.
306
00:12:45,245 --> 00:12:47,180
Yes. We have to work together,
307
00:12:47,247 --> 00:12:48,948
not have this fight,
308
00:12:49,016 --> 00:12:50,750
which I was definitely winning.
309
00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:54,387
Professor:
The year one billion.
310
00:12:54,454 --> 00:12:57,390
I've got a feeling this could be
exactly the point in time
311
00:12:57,457 --> 00:12:58,991
we've been looking for!
312
00:12:59,059 --> 00:13:01,460
(Wind whistling)
Professor: Nope.
313
00:13:01,528 --> 00:13:03,029
(Trilling)
314
00:13:03,096 --> 00:13:04,497
(Buzzer sounds)
315
00:13:04,565 --> 00:13:07,700
In fact, all life is extinct.
316
00:13:07,768 --> 00:13:09,168
(Laughs)
317
00:13:09,236 --> 00:13:10,369
So let's keep going forward.
318
00:13:10,437 --> 00:13:11,938
Oh, it's no use.
319
00:13:12,005 --> 00:13:13,773
Earth is dead.
320
00:13:13,841 --> 00:13:16,976
This is the end of all things.
321
00:13:32,593 --> 00:13:35,294
The Cavern on the Green.
322
00:13:39,266 --> 00:13:41,868
(Echoing):
I made it, Leela.
323
00:13:41,935 --> 00:13:44,237
Sorry I'm a billion years late.
324
00:13:44,304 --> 00:13:45,671
(Gasps)
325
00:13:47,742 --> 00:13:48,946
Dear Fry
326
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,070
You'll get your alimony check, Cubert.
327
00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,538
Now get lost!
328
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:00,906
Chill out.
329
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,941
I'm just here to see Amy.
330
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,910
Move it, boy toy.
331
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,346
Granny's taking you
to Atlantic City.
332
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:13,051
I don't know why you ever
married that pig-nosed punk.
333
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,553
I don't know, either.
334
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,954
I'm married to the job now.
335
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,357
I used to think
there was someone for me, but...
336
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:19,758
Ow!
337
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,059
How odd.
338
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,661
It's one of those old
339
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,730
record-your-own-message
birthday cards.
340
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,198
(Music plays)
341
00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:27,933
(Softly):
Happy Birthday, Leela!
342
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,901
I'm really sorry
I'm gonna be one minute late,
343
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,670
'cause we're testing the
Professor's dumb time machine...
344
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,505
Okay, I'll just nudge us forward...
345
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,574
But, uh, you know, um, happy
birthday and all, and, uh...
346
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:36,942
Exactly one minute into the...
347
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,577
I love you.
Whoa!
348
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:39,745
(All yelling)
Fry: My card!
349
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:40,779
Leela: Ow!
350
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:48,053
My whole life I've been mad
at him, and it wasn't his fault.
351
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,059
(Whooshing)
352
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,978
(High-pitched whooshing)
353
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,621
(Water dripping)
354
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,399
Leela (Reading):
355
00:15:35,973 --> 00:15:40,735
Dear Fry, our time together was short
but it was the best time of my life.
356
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,041
(Loud splash of water)
357
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,848
You know, all in all,
I had a good life.
358
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,950
What do you say
the three of us grab a six-pack
359
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:53,485
and watch the universe end?
360
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,920
Hear! Hear!
361
00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:57,823
That's basically
what I do every day.
362
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,893
To the end of the universe!
363
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,030
(Loud whoosh)
364
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,032
(Trilling)
365
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,536
(Loud whooshing)
366
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,674
(Explosion)
367
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,142
So long, Earth.
368
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,144
Thanks for the air and whatnot.
369
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,012
(Whooshing)
370
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,415
(Popping)
371
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,587
All:
Whoa!
372
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,056
Hey, uh, what was the purpose
of life, anyway?
373
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,891
Who knows.
374
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,827
Probably some hogwash
about the human spirit.
375
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,062
- Mm-hmm.
- Sounds about right.
376
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,498
(Whooshing)
377
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:42,367
Professor:
The stars are receding.
378
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,636
Oh, the vast emptiness!
379
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:49,608
Yeah, yeah, I can take a hint.
380
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,810
(Trilling)
381
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,545
Ah.
382
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:57,149
The last proton should be
decaying about now.
383
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:58,583
Bye, last proton.
384
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,119
And... here we are.
385
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,755
The end of the universe.
386
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,063
Well, now what?
387
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,598
You guys want to talk?
388
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,133
No, thanks.
389
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,135
- Ooh! Oh!
- Wow! Oh!
390
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,337
Did anyone else see that?!
391
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,672
Unbelievable!
392
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,974
It's a second Big Bang!
393
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,844
(Whooshing)
394
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:31,883
My God, is it possible?
395
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,785
It must be possible. It's happening.
396
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,921
By the way, what's happening?
397
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,690
It appears this universe
is exactly identical
398
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,525
to the old one.
399
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:44,362
If so, we just need
to keep going forward in time
400
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,364
to the point when we left!
401
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,133
(Whooshing)
402
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,869
(Explosive pops)
403
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,837
The Earth is born!
404
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,640
(Rumbling)
405
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,643
(Whoosh and explosion)
406
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:02,180
Professor:
Ladies and gentlemen, the Moon!
407
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:05,050
Look. The first fish
to crawl up on land.
408
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,452
Bender (Grunts):
it was coming right at us!
409
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,887
You saw it.
410
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,989
I'm gonna grab another beer.
411
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:13,892
Fry, Fry, you're
missing the dinosaurs!
412
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,695
It's okay. They're not
going anywhere.
413
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,396
Where'd they go?
414
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,400
(Weapons firing)
415
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,102
(Gunfire)
416
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,571
(Gunshots)
417
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,073
Now, what's going on there?
418
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,608
History.
419
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,710
Hang on. I just want
to make one stop.
420
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,011
(Whoosh)
421
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,546
(Gun chamber cocking)
422
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,181
(Loud cheering)
423
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:39,050
Betrachten sie meinen
schnurrbart!
424
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,752
(High-pitched whirring, poof)
425
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,655
(Whoosh)
426
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,357
(Soft crackling sound)
427
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,659
(Explosions)
428
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,896
(Explosions)
429
00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:59,871
Professor:
Easy. Easy.
430
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,740
Taking her in for a landing.
431
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,608
One year to go.
432
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,010
Six months.
433
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,745
I'm almost there, Leela.
434
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,880
One month...
Two weeks...
435
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,348
One hour...
436
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,017
30 seconds...
437
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,419
And here we...
438
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,987
Professor: Whoa!
(Thudding)
439
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,323
Stop!
Give me the keys, Magoo!
440
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,727
(Fry grunting)
441
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,730
We'll have to bring her
around again.
442
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,333
(Trilling)
443
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:31,236
(Whooshing)
444
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,005
(Pop)
445
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,907
(Explosive whirring)
446
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,977
Just slow it down. I'll shoot
Hitler out the window.
447
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,545
(Whirring)
448
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,648
Darn! I hit Eleanor
Roosevelt by mistake.
449
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,551
Okay, nearing our era again.
450
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,520
Here we go.
451
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,889
Careful this time.
452
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,991
Careful.
453
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,592
We're going to test it
454
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,795
by going forward
in time one minute.
455
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,430
(Alarm chirps) Get in.
456
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,231
Okay. Hurry.
Let's get it over with.
457
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,800
(Whirring) Wha...?
458
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,601
Professor:
Uh-oh.
459
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:07,405
This new universe is about
ten feet lower than our old one.
460
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,178
Pow! We took care of
the time travel paradox.
461
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:14,612
- All right!
- Hooray!
462
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,081
Yabba-dabba-doo!
463
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,350
Uh-oh. I'm late for dinner with Leela.
464
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,784
(Fry panting)
465
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,753
(Water dripping)
466
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,421
Welcome to cavern on the green.
467
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,724
May I offer you some meat loaf
while you wait?
468
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,026
(Panting) Sorry I'm late!
469
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:31,162
- Actually, you're on time.
- Really?
470
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,998
I have to admit, I was
afraid you wouldn't make it.
471
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,834
(Sputters)
That was the old Fry.
472
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,069
He's dead now.
473
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:41,473
Fry: Happy Birthday, Leela.
474
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:44,042
I got you a card, but I
guess I kind of lost it.
475
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,644
That's okay.
I don't really like cards.
476
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:49,681
What I'll remember
is our time together.
477
00:20:58,182 --> 00:21:00,182
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