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Cash, cash, cash
for your bones.

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Too many bones, not enough cash?
Call Cashbone.

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Ribs, skulls, spines,
even certain tiny ear bones.

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♪ The leg bone's connected
to the Cashbone. ♪

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♪ Two... two, three... ♪

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sync by n17t01, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com

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Aw, Nibbler made a bobo for Mama.

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I'll pick it up with my
supey-dupey poopy scoopy.

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Core magnetic field... 31 microteslas.

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Nice.

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Temperature...

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Whoa! The magma P.I. is
10,000 degrees selleck.

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Leela, I am collecting data.

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Could you dump that
somewhere else?

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Not really.

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It's highly volatile dark matter...

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And some corn.

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But I'm presenting my thesis tomorrow

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and I've barely had time to prepare.

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Nonsense.

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You've been my grad
student for 12 years.

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You were ready six years ago.

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What?!
I probably should have told you.

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Anyway, the important thing
is to be relaxed tomorrow.

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- Are you sure?
- Yes.

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Do what you young people do
to unwind.

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Take a joyride in your jalopy.

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Wear a T-shirt and eat a fish stick.

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Go!

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Okay, amigos, one teensy drink
to help Amy relax.

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Hear, hear!

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Hmm... I guess
I'm still kind of nervous.

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One more teensy drink
to help Amy relax.

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Still a little nervous?

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She's a nervous wreck!

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Well, I may not have a man,

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but at least I've
got you, poopsie-doodle.

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Leela, it's time you and I had a talk.

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A talk?! You can't break up with me.

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You're my pet.

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As much as I enjoy being

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the object of your misplaced affections,

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I am also a highly sophisticated being

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who longs for intelligent conversation.

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Aw, is shnookums
not feeling "shtimuwated"?

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An understatement to say the least.

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It's time you treated me with respect.

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If you want to be treated like
a fellow crew member, fine,

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but no more purse rides

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and no more dressing you up in
your cute little sailor suit.

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I keep telling you,
that's my real naval uniform.

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Your place or mine?

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Both. But first, this place.

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Ooh... oh, my...

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Ooh! Room for one more?

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I thought I set you for 7:15.

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Sorry... I hooked
up with Bender last night.

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Dude was all over my snooze button.

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But my doctoral exam is in ten minutes...
On Mars!

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Ew!

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Kif, did you yack on the floor?

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Yes, I did.

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Where's your candidate, Farnsworth?

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I have a long list of
students to humiliate today.

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You're late, Mss Wong.
Oh, God,

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this is like one of those nightmares.

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Here, take my lab coat.

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Allow me to introduce
your examining committee

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in descending order of grumpiness.

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Professor Ogden Wernstrom.

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Wernstrom.

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Downtown Professor of applied physics

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Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate.

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I see by your curriculum vitae
that you're a sagittarius.

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And Professor Fischerpreis
Schpeeknschpell.

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The cow says...

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He proved that 50 years ago,

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and he's been coasting on it ever since.

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I am the esteemed Professor Morris Katz,

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and you are wasting my time.

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Proceed.

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Imagine, if you will...

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Oh, God.

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A gigantic spherical generator,

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one that could provide unlimited energy

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because it's essentially
in perpetual motion.

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Young lady, have you been drinking?

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Well, yes, but that's not "revelant."

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I'm talking about Earth.

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Earth's the generator.

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Baa.

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Suppose this basketball

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is the whole world.

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To many young men in the inner city, it is.

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As it spins, it's producing
an enormous magnetic field.

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If we could use that field
to generate electric current,

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we could actually harness the
Earth's rotational ener-ener...

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Kerchoo!

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Yes, tapping the Earth's ener-kerchoo.

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Go on.

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Sorry, I'm super allergic to cats.

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Professor Katz, would you mind...?

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Miss Wong, I mind everything.

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You just need to polarize
the Earth's core with a huge...

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Static charge...

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By ratcheting superconductive
wire down into...

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Sorry.

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Enough.

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The committee members
will now vote yea or nay.

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Nay.

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Nay.

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Hell, nay.

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The horse says, "doctorate denied."

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It's okay, Amy.

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I don't have a fancy degree either,

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but today I'm a prominent boy
in the package delivery field.

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Now that I am a full
and equal member of the crew,

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I pledge my loyalty, my perspicacity,

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and dare I say it, my friendship.

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Leela, muzzle that skunk.

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We can't stop a meeting for
some cute, fuzzy, little...

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Hey, look, a kitty cat.

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You again?

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Get away, you mangy ball of histamines.

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You leave kitty cat alone.

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People, please,
I'm trying to run a business,

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so I get to hold kitty.

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No, me.

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Aw, its anus looks like an asterisk.

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Captain Fuzzy Toes

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reporting for duty... I mean, cutie.

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My best friend died in that uniform.

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I hate that cat!

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If I had a spray bottle,

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I'd give him such a spritzing.

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I'll tell you one thing...

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Nothing acts that cute
without some ulterior motive.

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Aw, you want your dipey changed?

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We'll have to watch its every move.

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Powder, please.

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Here's my new theory:
That is one adorable cat.

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I guess I was just jealous.

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I do miss being Leela's shnookums.

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I'm going to apologize
and hope for a pity pet.

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Yes, my lord.

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Amy and Nibbler are a "tewwible thweat."

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They must be spayed and
neutered, "wespectivewy."

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♪ Meow-meow, meow-meow,
meow-meow, meow-meow ♪

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♪ Meow-meow, meow-meow,
meow-meow, meow-meow... ♪

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♪ Meow-meow, meow-meow. ♪

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The cat is evil.

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We have proof.

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It was summoning a saucer.

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Of course it wanted a saucer, you idiot...

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A saucer of "dewicious cweam."

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You fool, this isn't about the cream.

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It's pwonounced "cweam."

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I'm petting mine down to the bone.

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Just stwoke its fwuffy fur.

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Scwatch its fwubby chin.

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Fweeble its fwooby pwow.

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Pet it, pet it...

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Pet it, pet it...

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- Pet it, pet it...
- No, no!

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Pet it, pet it...

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What do cats need
with that much yarn and cobalt?

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They're doing something downstairs.

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We've got to find out what.

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Where do you think you're going, no-cat?

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Uh, the basement.

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I think I left the air-hockey table on.

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Without a cat, you ain't going nowhere.

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Can you at least tell us
what's going on down there?

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We're certainly not building
something sinister,

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if that's what you're implying.

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Now, come on, Bender,

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something sinister won't build itself.

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Professor Katz' last name is Katz.

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Do you think he has something
to do with these cats?

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The conclusion is as
inescapable as it is moronic.

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I say we pay him a visit,

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and if he won't talk to us,

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he'll talk to Smith & Wesson...

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Or perhaps Consolidated Head Melter.

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Professor Katz, we want answers.

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I warn you, if I have to get cute,

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it's gonna get ugly.

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- He's dead!
- Wait.

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What are these strings on his lap?

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What the...?

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He isn't dead.

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He's one of those dog-operated puppets

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that's been adapted for use by a cat!

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So I had my doctorate denied
by that fuzz ball?!

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Bad kitty!

196
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They actually built
the planetary Ratchet

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from my thesis!

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Uh-oh.

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What the...?

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Well, look
what the me dragged in.

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You can talk!

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You can talk?

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How ironic!

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Two hyper-intelligent beings

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both pretending to be simple house pets.

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Say, do you know Obliteron?

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He pretends to be a hamster, but...

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Yeah, that's really great.

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Could you please tell us what's going on?!

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What? Oh, right.

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You see, my associates
and I are from the ninth planet

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of the star you call Thuban.

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Long ago, life there was ideal.

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The sun provided plenty
of warm, dozy light.

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The chicken-salmon roamed free.

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Yet disaster loomed.

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Our planet's rotation
was gradually slowing.

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At first, it seemed beneficial.

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Long dark nights for sleeping,

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long sunny days for sleeping.

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But then, it got too hot.

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And too cold.

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Our top scientists went to work.

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At last, they located a planet
with the necessary orientation

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and magnetic field to harness
its rotational energy.

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Earth!

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Indubitably.

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Although we call it blue-blue shiny ball.

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In the area now known as Egypt,

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my people constructed a giant,
semi-octahedral antenna

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to beam Earth's
rotational energy to Thuban.

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The great pyramid at Giza!

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Yes.

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The egyptians viewed us as gods,

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but ironically, that was our downfall.

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They pampered us with feasts
most fancy

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and vittles most tender.

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We grew fat and domesticated.

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Thounds of years passed,

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and our home world was nearing
total destruction.

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Shut up!

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But the technology

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to save our planet was lost.

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Lost, that is,

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until I heard you speak

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at Mars University.

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So you called my thesis a fat sack of barf,

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and then you stole it?

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Welcome to Academia.

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He intends to siphon off
Earth's rotational energy!

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Earth will come to a stop, and...

252
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Half of you will cook,
and half of you will freeze.

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Earth will be one big McDLT.

254
00:14:13,967 --> 00:14:15,768
We just got that commercial last year.

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00:14:15,836 --> 00:14:17,837
Oh, yeah, smarty paws?

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00:14:17,905 --> 00:14:19,205
You may have built the Ratchet,

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but you can't reach the core

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without 4,000 miles
of superconducting wire.

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The ball of yarn!

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Quite.

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00:14:33,887 --> 00:14:35,755
Even so, you'd still need

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a tremendously powerful static charge

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to trigger the process.

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Ever had a cat rub up against you?

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If you're propositioning me,
I'm not interested.

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I'm talking about the charge generated

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when 50,000 felines
rub against a single surface.

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Professor?

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Soon the world will come to a stop,

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and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

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The stopping of the world, that is.

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It's unstoppable.

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Excuse me.

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The Earth is coming to a stop!

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Keep your eyes on the kitties and push!

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These space cats seem
to be employing some form

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of hypnotic hyper-cuteness.

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Well, two can play at that game.

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And one of them is me.

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Nibbler? Poopsie-doodle?

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Mr. Winkles, smudge-smudge.

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Quick, dance with each other!

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Aw!

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Aw.

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Damn, they are good.

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We're coming to a full stop.

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All cats, to your posts!

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Catastrophe beach party...
Scene one.

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Cue disaster effects and... action!

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Cut!

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That extra looked at the camera.

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We'll have to do it again.

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And now to transfer
your planet's rotational energy

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to my home world.

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Well, now, this calls for a celebration.

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What's all this cat hair on my sweater?

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Why am I full of sand?

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And Tootsie Rolls?

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You were all under the spell
of those obnoxious space cats!

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Enjoy being broiled alive by the sun,

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and also the dead bird
we've left in your slipper.

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Quickly! If we turn
the Ratchet the other way,

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perhaps we can restart the Earth!

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It won't turn.

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Push harder, Bender!

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I can't!

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You should have called
my cousin, Turner.

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It's hopeless.

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Even in theory,

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the device can only apply
force in one direction.

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Can someone open a window?

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It's getting a little warm in here.

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Is that better?

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Shmeezus, it's hot!

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00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,441
Why'd I have to invent that awful device?

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00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:37,148
Amy, technology isn't
intrinsically good or evil.

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It's how it's used.

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Like the death ray.

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Maybe you're right.

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I guess science has
to keep pushing forward

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with the hope that...

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That's it!

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Pushing forward!

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Professor, I know how
to restart the Earth!

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You can't suddenly know something

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just by assembling a committee of words.

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That's it!

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I'll assemble your committee!

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The Ratchet won't turn backwards,

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but what if we kept pushing it forward?

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Earth would start turning again!

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Yes... the wrong direction!

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So?

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Oh.

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00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,453
Gentlemen, ladies,

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let's get this globe trotting.

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00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,295
It's working!

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Just a little faster!

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00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,165
But we're plotzing here!

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Then look at Nibbler!

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Aw!

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00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:49,687
On the whole, Earth society is worthless.

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00:19:49,754 --> 00:19:52,423
But they do have these things
called antique rugs

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that are great for peeing on.

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Man Good show.

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And though the world is now spinning

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in the wrong direction, it's good enough.

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00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:18,616
Well done, Amy.

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I'm honored to begrudgingly
present with your Ph.D.

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In applied physics.

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00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:26,190
Also, some kind of sportsmanship award

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I had in my glove compartment.

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00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:31,095
Yay! I'm finally done with school!

354
00:20:31,162 --> 00:20:32,630
How's the job market?

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00:20:32,697 --> 00:20:34,498
Ruff.

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00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,968
Congratulations,
Dr. wong!

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Congratulations.

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Permission to come aboard?

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00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:45,709
Granted, shnookums.

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00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:56,304
You've got a bright future, Amy.
As sure as the Sun sets in the East.

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