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Yeah, everything!
It's all good! Phyllis.
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- Dancing babies!
- Dancing babies. I love it!
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We are making a commercial
for Dunder Mifflin today.
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Our first ad ever.
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Corporate purchased
some airtime in local markets
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to spread the word
about Dunder Mifflin Infinity,
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and they are even sending up
a professional ad company
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to help us make it later, so...
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it's not too shabby.
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Best ad ever?
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♪ Gimme a break ♪
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♪ Gimme a break ♪
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♪ Break me off a piece of that... ♪
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I am totally blanking.
What is the thing?
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- Nobody tell him!
- What? No... Why?
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You got it.
You're so close.
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♪ Break me off a piece of that ♪
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♪ Bre... apple sauce ♪
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Break me off a piece
of that apple sauce. I don't think...
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♪ piece of that chrysler car ♪
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- Nope.
- ♪ football cream ♪
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Okay.
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Football cream.
It's football cream.
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All right, so anybody else?
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I'm taking a computer animation class,
so I could try to do a logo.
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Look at that.
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Even the receptionist is getting in
on the creativity.
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Very good.
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Hello, hello.
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- How you doing?
- Michael Scott, regional manager.
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- Nice to meet you. Us too, man.
- Excited to talk ideas.
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You know what?
I want this to be cutting edge.
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I want it to be fast,
quick cuts, you know?
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Youthful,
sort of a MTV on crack kind of thing.
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- That sounds great.
- All right.
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This is what we have to work with.
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I would like you to meet Andrew Bernard.
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The 'nard dog.
Who let the 'nard dog out?
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He gives
the best back rubs in the office.
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That's true. I give a mean back rub.
I also do good aromatherapy.
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Not!
You just got 'nard dogged!
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Now this gentleman right here
is the key to our...
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- urban vibe.
- Urban?
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I grew up in a small town.
What about me seems urban to you?
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Stanley's hilarious.
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Phyllis is like our Mrs. Butterworth.
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Kind of a less urban aunt Jemima.
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These are our accountants.
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And as you can see,
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they are very different sizes.
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What you might wanna do
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is kind of a papa bear,
mama bear, baby bear thing.
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- That might be kind of fun.
- Mama bear.
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Who else?
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I think it's great
that the company's making a commercial.
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Because
not very many people have heard of us.
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When I tell people
that I work at Dunder Mifflin,
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they think that we sell mufflers,
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or muffins, or mittens, or...
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And frankly, all of those sound better
than paper, so I let it slide.
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Episode 4x05
"LOCAL AD"
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- You playing that game again?
- Second life is not a game.
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It is a multi-user virtual environment.
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It doesn't have points or scores.
It doesn't have winners or losers.
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Oh, it has losers.
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I signed up for Second Life
about a year ago.
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Back then my life was so great
that I literally wanted a second one.
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In my second life,
I was also a paper salesman,
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and I was also named Dwight.
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Absolutely everything was the same,
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except I could fly.
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Little girl
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in a field holding a flower.
We zoom back
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to find that she's in the desert,
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and the field is an oasis.
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We zoom back further.
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The desert is a sandbox
in the world's largest resort hotel.
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Zoom back further.
The hotel
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is actually the playground...
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of the world's largest prison.
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- Zoom back further...
- Okay. I can tell your time's valuable.
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Actually I don't get paid
by the hour anymore, but thank you.
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I get paid by the year, so...
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That all sounds really ambitious.
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Yeah, I know.
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Why don't we show you
what we did with the national branch.
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Okay.
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That's what national came up with?
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That sucks!
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That's what we came up with.
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We can do better than that.
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The main part of the ad
must stay the same, actually.
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Yeah, it's the last five seconds
where we've some leeway.
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The waving?
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Well no. You won't be waving.
That was just what they did.
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You guys can be clapping, sitting.
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Standing outside, inside, whatever.
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I mean, this is where you really get
to be creative.
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I need some advice.
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Been spending a lot of time
making out with Angela lately.
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We've been necking,
but only necking, right?
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Not actually kissing...
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our mouths.
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Just a neck on neck.
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It's just like rubbing/nuzzling
our necks together.
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It's hot, I'm not gonna lie to you.
But it's a little weird.
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But you seem like a guy with answers.
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So how do I fast-track this,
get to first base?
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We cannot talk about this,
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because...
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someone might hear us.
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We'll use code names.
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Angela can stay the same,
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but we'll change Andy to Dwight.
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That's not different enough.
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Dwike?
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You have a call from Eddie Murphy.
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Hello?
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Shrek!
Shrek, I'm a donkey!
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I'm a donkey, Shrek!
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I'm just kidding.
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It's me.
Hello, Ry.
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- What?
- Okay,
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calm down.
I just have a small problem.
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I told you not to call
about small problems.
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Well when I call about big problems,
you don't like that either,
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so make up your mind, kiddo.
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Here is the deal.
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The ad guys that you sent
are locking me in a creative box
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and sort of ignoring my ideas.
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That's good.
They're creative, you're not.
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I'm creative, Ryan.
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It's not part of your job.
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It's like, maybe you can cook,
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but that doesn't mean
you should start a restaurant.
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Well, actually I can't cook,
and I'm starting a restaurant.
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"Mike's Cereal Shack."
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I'm thinking we'll have as many
varieties as you can buy in the store.
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I'm not really interested
in that right now.
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I'm delegating creativity
to creative professionals.
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It's a different skill set.
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Look, I wasn't good at sales, right?
But I'm good
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- at managing people who do sales.
- Are you?
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I don't think you're doing
such a great job here,
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suppressing ideas and creativity.
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All right, let me ask you this.
Tell me if you think this is creative.
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When I was five,
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I imagined that there was such a thing
as a unicorn.
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And this is before I had even
heard of one or seen one.
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I just drew a picture of a horse
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that could fly over rainbows
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and had a huge spike in its head.
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I was five.
Five years old.
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Couldn't even talk yet.
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Hey, guys.
You know what?
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We cannot shoot this ad today.
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- Okay, when should we come back?
- How about never hundred hours, sir?
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- Wait, we were sent here to he...
- I'm not gonna argue with this guy.
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Let's go.
Good luck, dude.
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- Hey thanks. Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Michael, David Wallace.
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What is this
about dismissing the ad people?
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Yeah, I'm glad you called.
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Ryan is being a little bitch again.
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- I'm on, Michael.
- What's up, my brother?
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Listen, David.
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I would like to do this ad in house.
I want to use only
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the creativity
that we have right here in the office.
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And I will send it to you
tomorrow morning. Take a look at it.
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If you don't think it's ready to air,
send the ad agency back down here
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and we'll do it on my dime.
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This is weird.
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I'm willing to stake
my entire reputation on it.
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Okay.
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I'll see it tomorrow.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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And thus...
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Michael Scott sealed his own destiny.
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Has anyone ever come up to you and said,
"You're not creative."
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Yes.
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Well, they're wrong.
You are creative.
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You are damn creative.
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Each and every one of you.
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You are so much more creative
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than all of the other dry, boring morons
that you work with.
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Who you talking to specifically?
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I kind of know
what it's like to be in commercials.
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My nickname in high school
used to be kool-aid man.
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Younger, I always wanted
to be an actor in commercials,
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then I realized I had a brain.
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I'm excited about doing the ad,
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but I'm not really used to doing videos
with so many people around.
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We have three scenes to film,
big scenes.
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We have a song to write,
so let's get cracking.
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Kelly, I want you to do make-up.
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Oscar, I would like you
to do costume design obviously.
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I'd like you to look around town
and see if we have any celebrities
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in our local area.
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Sue Grafton is at the steamtown mall!
She's doing a book signing right now.
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Phyllis, this is what I want you to do.
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I want you to go down to the mall.
I want you to get in line.
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I want you to get her
to be in this commercial.
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This would be a huge coupe,
people, all right?
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- Do not take no for an answer.
- Okay.
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Does anyone actually know
what Sue Grafton looks like?
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- I mean, is she hot or...
- She's crazy hot.
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Well then maybe we should just use
Angela and say she's Sue Grafton.
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- Would anyone notice?
- That's not happening.
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I find the mystery genre disgusting.
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I hate being titillated.
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- Light it up!
- Get her, Phyl.
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♪ Out of paper
Out of stock ♪
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♪ There's friendly faces
around the block ♪
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♪ Break loose from the chains
that are causing your pain ♪
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♪ Call Michael or Stanley ♪
♪ Jim, Dwight, or Creed ♪
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♪ Call indian Kelly
for your business paper needs ♪
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♪ Dunder Mifflin
the people person's paper people ♪
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♪ Dunder Mifflin
the people person's paper people ♪
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Time out, time out.
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I thought...
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I was under the impression
that this was going to be a rap.
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What's rap?
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Okay, Darryl...
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You need to learn about
your own culture. I'll make you a mix.
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Great.
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News flash.
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I got some juicy updates
on operation fallen angel.
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Remind me to tell you later.
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Hey.
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Eh, no talk.
I'm animating.
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Why don't we take
a quick ten second break from that
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so I can show you what's going on here.
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Okay, this is Dwight's second life.
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He's on it all the time.
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So much so that his little guy here
has created his own world.
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It's called Second Second Life,
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for those people who want to be removed
even further from reality.
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
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Oh, my god.
He's really in pain.
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Who's that?
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Oh, it's just my avatar guy, whatever.
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He looks a lot like you!
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How much time did you spend on that?
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Not much.
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- It's just for tracking Dwight.
- Right.
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You're a sportswriter in Philadelphia?
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Nice build too.
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Yep.
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You have a guitar slung on your back.
I did not know you played guitar.
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I...
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Why don't we go back to the animation?
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No, no!
I want to see more of Philly Jim.
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I want Philly Jim.
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Ah, show me how this works.
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Oh, boy.
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♪ Out of paper ♪
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♪ Out of stock ♪
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♪ There's friendly faces
around the block ♪
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♪ Break loose from the chains ♪
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♪ that are causing you pain ♪
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♪ Call Mike and Stanley
Jim, Dwight, and creed ♪
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♪ Call indian Kelly
for your business paper needs ♪
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♪ Call Dunder Mifflin ♪
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♪ people person's paper people ♪
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♪ Dunder Mifflin ♪
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♪ people person's pape... ♪
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Stop, stop, stop, stop.
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This is not me.
This is not... This is not my music.
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You're right.
It's better than you.
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It's us.
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♪ Dunder Mifflin
people person's paper... ♪
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No, no, no... I hate it!
I hate it.
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I don't hate it.
I just don't like it at all.
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And it's terrible.
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- You're on your own, Mike.
- Okay, you know what?
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Hold on, Darryl.
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- You just said you hated it.
- No, I said I...
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I hate the style.
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♪ Break me off a piece
of that lumber tar ♪
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- ♪ Snickers bar ♪
- Okay.
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This looks terrible.
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♪ break me off a piece... ♪
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Andy, Andy!
It's a pivotal scene in the ad.
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And if we don't get this,
if we don't nail it,
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we're gonna lose
the whole triumph of the moment.
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The triumph of the will.
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Now?
God, what?
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What, Phyllis?
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Well,
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I got in line to buy Sue Grafton's book.
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On my turn, I asked her
if she wanted to be in the ad,
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and she said "No, thanks," but I wasn't
supposed to take "no" for an answer.
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- That a girl.
- So I kept on asking,
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and they finally threw me out
of the store in front of all my friends.
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Did you or did you not get Sue Grafton?
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No.
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Can somebody give her a tissue, please?
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Hope you're not killing yourself on it.
'Cause I'm sure it's good enough
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for Michael's ad
that will probably be seen by no one.
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Maybe,
but it's not good enough for me yet.
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Okay.
Do you want me to stay?
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No, no, you can go home.
I'm good.
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Pam is staying late tonight
to achieve her dreams.
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So I'm pretty proud of her.
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- Unfortunately, she was my ride home.
- You comin'?
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I...
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Piss or get off the pot.
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- Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
- Good morning.
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Yeah, sorry. I looked away for a second,
and Creed snatched your hash browns.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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I worked until about 2:45 AM.
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And then I had to decide
if I wanted to spend the night
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with Michael editing in his office,
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and Dwight
watching Michael edit in his office,
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or drive home
and probably fall asleep at the wheel
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and die in a fiery car wreck.
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I passed out on my keyboard
trying to decide.
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Let me pour you some bubbly,
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because somebody got
to a whole new level last night.
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Andy, I can't hear this right now.
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No, no, this is good.
356
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You know how we haven't gotten anywhere
that I want to get to physically yet?
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Well, last night that changed.
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We're making out.
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I'm kissing her neck,
and her cheek, and her earlobe.
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And she's not really kissing me back,
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but she closes her eyes
and she's, like,
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"Oh, D.
Oh, D."
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She called you D?
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Yeah.
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D for Andy.
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Oh, D.
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Oh, D.
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I'm about to send the ad to corporate.
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And it is sent.
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They'll probably watch it right away.
I would.
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Okay.
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- Yes?
- Pam, please clear my phone lines.
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Certainly.
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Okay, clear.
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They could call any second now.
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Oh, god.
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I better call.
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Well, it's been tough.
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The geniuses at corporate
rejected my commercial.
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And tonight
they are airing the brain-dead version.
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So welcome one and all
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to the world premiere
of corporate crapfest!
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- Hey, seemed like a big hit.
- No, people are stupid.
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People like waving.
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Waving sells.
It's not art.
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Yet we made our ad.
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The real one was full of humor,
and full of depth,
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and full of heart.
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And it was real.
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Hey, could you do me a favor?
Could you put that in the dvd player?
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Hey, everybody. Just want
to welcome you all to the premiere
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of the real Dunder Mifflin commercial.
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The Michael Scott director's cut.
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Hope you like it.
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It all starts with an idea.
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But you can never tell
where an idea will end up.
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Because ideas spread.
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They change, grow.
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They connect us with the world.
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And in a fast moving world,
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where good news
moves at the speed of time...
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and bad news
isn't always what it seems.
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Because when push comes to shove,
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we all deserve a second chance...
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to score.
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Dunder Mifflin.
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Limitless paper in a paperless world.
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Really good.
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Animation?
All her, by the way.
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- Really? The animation was cool.
- Thanks.
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You ever been on a motorcycle?
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Michael, that was fun.
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That was fun.
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Next round of drinks is on me, people.
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♪ Claude Van Damme ♪
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♪ Hair for men ♪
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♪ Poison gas ♪
♪ Nutrasweet ♪
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It's gotta rhyme with "piece."
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Fancy feast!
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♪ Break me off a piece
of that fancy feast ♪
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It's a cat food.
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Nailed it.