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Item one: duck!

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Cubert, you crapscallion!

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Why aren't you in school?

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I couldn't get past the protestors.

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A bunch of smiling, angry people

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were handing out these
anti-evolution flyers.

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Evolution is under attack

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in our schools?!

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To the Science Mobile.

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You mean the ship?

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Yes. The Science Mobile.

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It's just that you've never
called it that before, but okay.

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I don't understand evolution,

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and I have to protect my kids
from understanding it!

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We will not give in to the thinkers!

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You people are as loud
as you are ignorant.

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Now get back on your turnip
trucks and go home!

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That is an insultingly accurate
stereotype, sir!

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As a Professor of science,
I assure you

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that we did, in fact,
evolve from filthy monkey-men!

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I cannot speak for you, sir,

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but my ancestors were not monkeys.

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They were orangutans.

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Hard-working, patriotic orangutans.

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Dr. Banjo?

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In the fur.

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And I remind you that evolution
is merely a theory,

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like gravity, or the shape of the Earth.

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Hey, Professor,
I'm a flying spaghetti monster.

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You seriously believe I'm descended

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from some kind of flightless manicotti?

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- Yes!
- Oh, please.

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A far more logical explanation

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is the undisprovable science
of creatureism.

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All life was created  in its present form

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7,000 years ago

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by a fantastical creature
from outer space!

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- Bunk!
- Oh?

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If your elitist
east coast evolution is real,

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why has no one found the missing link

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between modern humans
and ancient apes?

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We did find it.

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It's called Homo erectus.

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Then you have proven my case, sir,

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for no one has found the link

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between apes and this Homo erectus.

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Yes, they have!

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It's called Homo habilis.

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Aha! But no one has found the missing link

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between ape and this so-called
Homo habilis.

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Yes, they have!

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It's called Australopithecus africanus!

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Oh-ho! I've got you now.

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Fair enough,

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but where then is the missing link

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between apes and this Darwinius masillae?

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Answer me that, Professor!

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Oh!

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Okay, granted, that one
missing link is still missing,

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but just because we haven't found it

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doesn't mean it doesn't exist!

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Pshaw!

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Things don't exist simply
because you believe in them.

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Thus sayeth the almighty
creature in the sky!

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I'll show that
banana-swilling poop-slinger!

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We just need to find that last missing link.

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I found a missing link.

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It seems to be half man, half toucan.

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Not what we're looking for.

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Throw it in the soup!

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And here's something.

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Uh-oh. It's another one of Fry's dogs.

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You find something, Hermes?

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Uh... no.

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Ugh! I hate chiseling
right after a manicure.

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Oh, darn it!

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I broke off one of my of fingers!

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Look, Cubert.

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The neck on this one.

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I bet he spent a fortune on ties!

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What, too soon?

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I highly doubt

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a Jurassic elaphrosaurid
had access to neckwear.

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I knew I should have gone with
the ring-around-the-collar joke.

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Hey, look! I found a robot fossil!

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That's a bedspring, you dumb bedspring!

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There are no robot fossils.

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What?! Who says I didn't evolve?

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Everybody!

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Robots were created quite recently.

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It was in all the papers.

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Then explain this!

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I've hit a rich
vein of missing links.

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Java man, piltdown man, manfred mann.

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Eureka!

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It's the elusive missing missing link.

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This will show Banjo once and for all.

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What the...?

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Oh, that's mine.

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Hmm! My tux doesn't fit.

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Probably because I've grown
so much since I last wore it.

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Or evolved, one might say.

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One might not say that.

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Your tux doesn't fit because
you stole it from a boy.

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You mean a man.

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It was his Bar Mitzvah.

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Welcome, museum members.

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Or as I like to call you, future exhibits.

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He's good.

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Tonight, we have a new resident
here in the Hall of homini,

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generously donated by its discoverer,

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Hubert Farnsworth.

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Ladies and gentlemen...
Homo Farnsworth!

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Once again, science saves the day.

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The end.

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And now, to discuss
the scientific implications

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of this discovery, our new
museum curator, Dr. Banjo!

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Thank you, Professor Farnsworth,
for your generous gift,

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which has once and for all disproven evolution.

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Behold! Homo Farnsworth

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frolicking with dinosaurs
at the moment of creation.

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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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Faster! Faster!

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Just drop me off
at that asteroid over there.

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Wow, this planetoid is
completely lifeless.

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Not lifeless enough!

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Set up my shack
so I can kick you out of it!

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Ow!

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Professor, is this
your only water source?

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It looks like diet Dr. Pepper.

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It's not that bad.

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It's just laden with toxic minerals.

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But not for long.

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What's in the tube?

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Microscopic nanobots.

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They're tiny robots I designed
to eat up nasty irritants.

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Speaking of nasty irritants,

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what's gonna become of Cubert?

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Who? Oh, my son.

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Don't worry.

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He's been safely abandoned
with his godfather.

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Cubert, I felt we needed
some father-son bonding time,

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so I found a couple of baseball gloves

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and boiled them up for lunch.

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Why don't you just go to hell?!

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Wait! We still have
to discuss the facts of life.

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What are they?!

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Okay, I finished moving
the last grand piano.

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Now can we have our pizza?

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You'll get your damn pizza,
you parasite.

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First let's see if my nanobots
have purified the water yet.

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Ah, the water's as sterile
as my milkman-trusting father.

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But what's this?

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The nanobots have gotten more complex.

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What's that, you say?

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Those robots evolved
all by themselves, you say?

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It wasn't by themselves.

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I put them there.

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I'm a genius.

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Get over it.

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Hey, look. Now they got bigger.

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Good heavens. Trilobots.

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Oh, no! My sunglasses were in there!

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Let's get the pizza out of here!

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Look, there's a cave-like hole
in that mountain.

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It might be a cave.

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Does anyone have a lighter?

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Hang on.

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Okay, we have shelter

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and just enough precious food

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to ward off starvation.

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It's pizza time!

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Pineapple?!

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- Ugh!
- Oh, man!

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- Oh!
- So much for that.

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Hello.

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I remembered you liked superheroes,

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so I painted you a mural on your wall.

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This is Father-Man.

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He fights crime to earn Son-Boy's respect.

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Is it working?

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This is sucky!

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You suck!

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Who taught you
to do three-point perspective?

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I could make a better mural
with my butt!

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Father-Man away.

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Nothing like a cave for
a good night's sleep.

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So what do we got to eat that's
not poisoned with pineapple?

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I packed plenty of food, but it's all in

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dehydrated pill form.

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Then we need water from that pond.

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We'll have to fight our
way past the trilobots.

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Go! Go!

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Hit anything that moves!

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Ow!

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Wow.

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A whole forest grew overnight.

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All these trees are robotic.

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I can't believe
how quickly they sprung up.

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I can.

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Robots do everything faster,
including evolving

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and believing
how quickly things spring up.

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One thing about bristol-myers-squibb...

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They know how to cook a steak.

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Hey, look at me.

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I'm the tidy bowl man.

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I own a yacht,
and everybody poops on me!

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Help! Police!

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Everybody grab a club.

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Oh,

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big, tough water guy,
why don't you come

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up here on land and...?

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Look out for the next thing!

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Great Scott,

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a tricycle-tops.

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Whoo-hoo!

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Throw down,
dinosaurs of the land and sea.

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This is a cool way to die...!

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Dr. Zoidberg?

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I'm sorry for treating you
like a total Zoidberg...

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I mean, loser.

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Go on.

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It's just that I get bullied a lot.

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I guess I kind of make fun of
people as a defense mechanism.

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Hey, Cubert,

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is that your family mansion?

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Why don't you ask your mom?

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She's coming over for a sex visit.

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Don't worry, I know
how to handle bullies.

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Just pretend like you're pathetic.

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Help, I'm scared!

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I wet myself.

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I'm crying like a baby
and I'm soaking in pee,

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but what else is new?

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The pee babies peed themselves.

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I'm off to pottery class, dorkwads.

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And that's that.

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Whoa! You're like some
kind of Dumpster Jedi.

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So... you want to come in maybe?

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I've got a nice pound cake
with a footprint on it.

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Aah, don't eat my butt!

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If this is anything
like killing that pigeon

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on my balcony, we've got
our work cut out for us.

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Look out, a solar flare!

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What the shmell happened?

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A mass extinction.

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That solar flare created
a huge electromagnetic pulse

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that, while harmless to organic life,

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short-circuited the robo-dinosaurs.

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Convenient.

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Only puny mammal-like robots
cowering in caves could survive

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such a catastrophe.

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Guys, guys! I taught myself to knit.

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Wait a moment.

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If we could scavenge the right
parts from these robo-dinos,

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I might be able to construct
a rudimentary spaceship

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to get us off this planet.

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Well, it took almost two
hours, but it's finished.

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Now let's go... to sleep.

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It's solar powered, so we can't
take off until sunrise.

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00:13:47,487 --> 00:13:51,357
Well, let's find something comfy
to bed down on.

264
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,875
Ah.

265
00:14:20,973 --> 00:14:22,206
Hey, looky here.

266
00:14:27,813 --> 00:14:30,181
Sweet robot swan
of Botswana.

267
00:14:30,249 --> 00:14:31,449
Looks like the fittest did

268
00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:33,885
a little surviving last night, huh?

269
00:14:33,952 --> 00:14:35,086
Whatever.

270
00:14:35,154 --> 00:14:36,387
Hey, looky there.

271
00:14:38,524 --> 00:14:40,558
Those robo-cavemen

272
00:14:40,626 --> 00:14:42,059
have kidnapped our
human regular-women.

273
00:14:42,127 --> 00:14:43,761
We gotta save 'em.

274
00:14:43,829 --> 00:14:46,330
But the only weapon
we have is my fan dance.

275
00:14:46,398 --> 00:14:49,333
Hmm. I believe I can fashion a slingshot

276
00:14:49,401 --> 00:14:54,038
using this robot wishbone
and this elastic from my pants.

277
00:15:02,381 --> 00:15:03,948
I think they want wives,

278
00:15:04,016 --> 00:15:06,017
so just play along.

279
00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:08,319
If it doesn't work out, we'll
still get half their rocks.

280
00:15:08,387 --> 00:15:10,021
I can earn my own rocks.

281
00:15:10,088 --> 00:15:12,757
Also, I don't want any rocks.

282
00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:17,428
Well, it took almost 12 hours,
but it's finished.

283
00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:19,997
It's too dark now,

284
00:15:20,065 --> 00:15:22,066
but first thing tomorrow,
we'll slingshot them

285
00:15:22,134 --> 00:15:24,902
like they've never been slangshat.

286
00:15:36,481 --> 00:15:38,416
What's going on?

287
00:15:38,483 --> 00:15:39,884
How did we save you?

288
00:15:39,952 --> 00:15:41,152
It was the weirdest thing.

289
00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:43,087
We went to sleep,
and when we woke up,

290
00:15:43,155 --> 00:15:44,956
our cave husbands were gone.

291
00:15:45,023 --> 00:15:46,157
I'm going to miss Spencer.

292
00:15:51,463 --> 00:15:53,097
Don't be afraid, little guys.

293
00:15:53,165 --> 00:15:54,899
I'm not going to hurt you.

294
00:15:57,903 --> 00:15:59,237
Nice net.

295
00:15:59,304 --> 00:16:01,205
What, you... You can speak?

296
00:16:01,273 --> 00:16:02,840
Dread my locks.

297
00:16:02,908 --> 00:16:04,709
A fully-evolved robot human.

298
00:16:04,776 --> 00:16:07,144
I'm Dr. Widnar, a naturalist.

299
00:16:07,212 --> 00:16:09,146
And I'm Bender, baby.

300
00:16:09,214 --> 00:16:11,015
My human slaves and I come

301
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,050
from a planet where organic life

302
00:16:13,118 --> 00:16:15,786
and robotic life evolved side by side.

303
00:16:15,854 --> 00:16:17,255
Oh, shut up.

304
00:16:17,322 --> 00:16:18,823
Amazing.

305
00:16:18,891 --> 00:16:20,391
I've theorized that carbon-based,

306
00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:22,326
fat-filled life could exist,

307
00:16:22,394 --> 00:16:24,962
but until today, I never had any proof.

308
00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,163
Good for you.

309
00:16:26,231 --> 00:16:28,666
Can we go home now?

310
00:16:43,315 --> 00:16:45,116
Welcome, museum members,

311
00:16:45,183 --> 00:16:48,719
or as I like to call you, future exhibits.

312
00:16:50,155 --> 00:16:52,323
I now present my latest discovery...

313
00:16:52,391 --> 00:16:56,727
The amazing non-mechanical man,
Homo Farnsworth.

314
00:16:57,863 --> 00:16:59,830
Thank you.

315
00:16:59,898 --> 00:17:03,367
I must say, I'm so proud to
see what you've blossomed into

316
00:17:03,435 --> 00:17:06,003
since I first created your ancestors.

317
00:17:07,506 --> 00:17:09,173
- What?!
- I thought you knew.

318
00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:10,841
You all evolved

319
00:17:10,909 --> 00:17:13,811
from some filth-gobbling
nanobots I designed.

320
00:17:13,879 --> 00:17:16,948
I dumped them in one of
your ponds a few days ago.

321
00:17:17,015 --> 00:17:19,884
But, but this is creationist talk.

322
00:17:19,952 --> 00:17:21,352
He speaks lies.

323
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:24,188
The Earth was created in eons, not days.

324
00:17:24,256 --> 00:17:27,892
Yes, relative to you,
it was eons, but, well,

325
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,928
look at this hologram I took
the day before yesterday

326
00:17:30,996 --> 00:17:34,165
of a robot frolicking with a robo-dinosaur.

327
00:17:34,232 --> 00:17:36,400
Hogwash.

328
00:17:36,468 --> 00:17:38,803
I don't want to live
on this planet anymore.

329
00:17:42,207 --> 00:17:44,942
You're under arrest for
crimes against science.

330
00:17:45,010 --> 00:17:47,278
No...!

331
00:17:47,346 --> 00:17:49,714
Could you drag me by the restroom?

332
00:17:57,222 --> 00:17:59,623
Go back to Roboklahoma!

333
00:17:59,691 --> 00:18:01,192
Order!

334
00:18:01,259 --> 00:18:03,828
In the matter
of Everyone v. Farnsworth,

335
00:18:03,895 --> 00:18:07,198
the alleged creationist faces
a sentence of death by melting.

336
00:18:07,265 --> 00:18:09,867
Who is representing the accused?

337
00:18:09,935 --> 00:18:11,836
- I am. Ow!
- I am, your honor.

338
00:18:13,238 --> 00:18:15,039
Bender, what the hell are you doing?

339
00:18:15,107 --> 00:18:17,174
Shut up, I'm billing you by the hour.

340
00:18:17,242 --> 00:18:20,011
Besides, I'm a robot.
They'll listen to me.

341
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:24,048
Ladytrons and gentlebots...

342
00:18:24,116 --> 00:18:26,050
Objection. In the absence of pants,

343
00:18:26,118 --> 00:18:28,786
defense's suspenders serve no purpose.

344
00:18:28,854 --> 00:18:31,288
I'm going to allow them...
For now.

345
00:18:31,356 --> 00:18:32,957
Thank you. Your honor,

346
00:18:33,025 --> 00:18:35,359
this meat-man does not deny
that we robots are

347
00:18:35,427 --> 00:18:37,928
the glorious product of evolution.

348
00:18:37,996 --> 00:18:40,131
He claims only to have played
a small role

349
00:18:40,198 --> 00:18:42,199
in supplying the initial machinery.

350
00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:45,002
I ask you, is that so crazy?

351
00:18:45,070 --> 00:18:47,204
Yes, it's completely crazy,

352
00:18:47,272 --> 00:18:48,906
and that is why you must find him

353
00:18:48,974 --> 00:18:51,375
not guilty by reason of insanity!

354
00:18:52,944 --> 00:18:54,845
Objection. I'm not crazy.

355
00:18:54,913 --> 00:18:56,781
I created you all,

356
00:18:56,848 --> 00:19:00,184
and I came here in a homemade
spaceship and lived in a cave.

357
00:19:00,252 --> 00:19:02,820
If you don't believe me, ask my uncle.

358
00:19:04,556 --> 00:19:06,323
Prosecutor, your opening statement?

359
00:19:06,391 --> 00:19:07,858
Yeah, honey, I'll be home for dinner.

360
00:19:07,926 --> 00:19:09,393
The prosecution rests, Your Honor.

361
00:19:09,461 --> 00:19:11,162
Very well.

362
00:19:11,229 --> 00:19:14,198
We will reconvene
when the jury reaches a verdict.

363
00:19:20,105 --> 00:19:23,340
Son, you in a whole mess o' trouble.

364
00:19:35,487 --> 00:19:37,455
Has the jury reached a verdict?

365
00:19:37,522 --> 00:19:39,490
No, we have not,

366
00:19:39,558 --> 00:19:43,160
for we have evolved to a
higher state of consciousness.

367
00:19:43,228 --> 00:19:47,531
In the grand scheme, all
physical beings are but yokels.

368
00:19:47,599 --> 00:19:49,467
Now, settle your petty squabbles

369
00:19:49,534 --> 00:19:51,669
and get the hell out.

370
00:19:53,238 --> 00:19:56,006
That'll be $10, 000.

371
00:20:07,152 --> 00:20:09,820
Well, digital photographs don't lie.

372
00:20:09,888 --> 00:20:11,455
I admit that what you witnessed

373
00:20:11,523 --> 00:20:13,691
may have been some form of evolution.

374
00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:16,660
I'm glad you agree, Dr. Banjo.

375
00:20:16,728 --> 00:20:19,497
Evolution set in motion by
a wise and all-knowing creator...

376
00:20:19,564 --> 00:20:21,565
You.

377
00:20:21,633 --> 00:20:24,935
Oh, well, I don't know about all-knowing.

378
00:20:25,003 --> 00:20:27,738
And I admit it's possible,
however unlikely,

379
00:20:27,806 --> 00:20:30,741
that some wise and all-knowing
alien monster

380
00:20:30,809 --> 00:20:33,544
set evolution in motion here on Earth.

381
00:20:33,612 --> 00:20:36,247
Oh, oh! And the creator
could also be a robot.

382
00:20:36,314 --> 00:20:39,750
Then who built this
so-called "creator robot"?

383
00:20:39,818 --> 00:20:42,419
Some magical bearded robot in the sky?

384
00:20:44,356 --> 00:20:45,723
I guess that would be silly.

385
00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:47,124
Never mind.

386
00:20:47,192 --> 00:20:48,826
Then it's settled.

387
00:20:48,894 --> 00:20:52,663
Finally, a world in which
I'm happy to raise my son.

388
00:20:52,731 --> 00:20:55,566
Good, 'cause I'm sick of him.

389
00:20:57,636 --> 00:21:00,104
I'm serious.
He's a terrible person.

390
00:21:00,105 --> 00:21:00,705
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