1 00:00:22,046 --> 00:00:23,741 Item one... Duck! 2 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:28,146 Cubert, you crapscallion! 3 00:00:28,285 --> 00:00:29,718 Why aren't you in school? 4 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:31,617 I couldn't get past the protestors. 5 00:00:31,722 --> 00:00:33,280 A bunch of smiling, angry people 6 00:00:33,390 --> 00:00:35,858 were handing out these anti-evolution flyers. 7 00:00:37,228 --> 00:00:39,719 Evolution is under attack in our schools? 8 00:00:40,030 --> 00:00:41,792 To the Science Mobile! 9 00:00:41,898 --> 00:00:45,356 - You mean the ship? - Yes. The Science Mobile! 10 00:00:45,535 --> 00:00:49,130 It's just that you've never called it that before, but okay. 11 00:00:58,681 --> 00:01:00,342 I don't understand evolution, 12 00:01:00,450 --> 00:01:03,112 and I have to protect my kids from understanding it! 13 00:01:03,419 --> 00:01:05,910 We will not give in to the thinkers! 14 00:01:09,692 --> 00:01:12,661 You people are as loud as you are ignorant. 15 00:01:12,762 --> 00:01:15,492 Now, get back on your turnip trucks and go home! 16 00:01:17,833 --> 00:01:21,325 That is an insultingly accurate stereotype, sir! 17 00:01:21,436 --> 00:01:22,926 As a professor of science, 18 00:01:23,038 --> 00:01:27,304 I assure you that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey-men! 19 00:01:27,409 --> 00:01:28,967 I cannot speak for you, sir, 20 00:01:29,244 --> 00:01:31,474 but my ancestors were not monkeys. 21 00:01:31,580 --> 00:01:32,945 They were orangutans. 22 00:01:33,048 --> 00:01:35,539 Hard-working, patriotic orangutans. 23 00:01:35,751 --> 00:01:37,275 Dr. Banjo? 24 00:01:37,386 --> 00:01:38,375 In the fur. 25 00:01:38,487 --> 00:01:41,115 And I remind you that evolution is merely a theory, 26 00:01:41,223 --> 00:01:42,986 like gravity, or the shape of the Earth. 27 00:01:45,661 --> 00:01:48,562 Hey, Professor, I'm a flying spaghetti monster. 28 00:01:48,664 --> 00:01:53,100 You seriously believe I'm descended from some kind of flightless manicotti? 29 00:01:53,301 --> 00:01:55,030 - Yes! - Oh, please. 30 00:01:55,136 --> 00:01:56,831 A far more logical explanation is 31 00:01:56,938 --> 00:01:59,634 the undisprovable science of Creatureism. 32 00:01:59,941 --> 00:02:03,604 All life was created in its present form 7,000 years ago 33 00:02:03,744 --> 00:02:06,508 by a fantastical creature from outer space! 34 00:02:06,614 --> 00:02:07,842 - Bunk! - Oh! 35 00:02:09,517 --> 00:02:14,352 If your elitist East Coast evolution is real, why has no one found the missing link 36 00:02:14,455 --> 00:02:16,685 between modern humans and ancient apes? 37 00:02:16,791 --> 00:02:17,883 We did find it. 38 00:02:18,292 --> 00:02:19,953 It's called Homo erectus. 39 00:02:20,261 --> 00:02:22,058 Then you have proven my case, sir, 40 00:02:22,163 --> 00:02:25,826 for no one has found the link between apes and this Homo erectus. 41 00:02:25,933 --> 00:02:28,697 Yes, they have! It's called Homo habilis. 42 00:02:28,803 --> 00:02:29,791 Ah-ha! 43 00:02:29,903 --> 00:02:31,894 But no one has found the missing link 44 00:02:32,005 --> 00:02:34,872 between ape and this so-called Homo habilis. 45 00:02:34,975 --> 00:02:36,033 Yes, they have! 46 00:02:36,142 --> 00:02:38,770 It's called Australopithecus africanus! 47 00:02:38,878 --> 00:02:40,641 Oh-ho! I've got you now. 48 00:02:42,282 --> 00:02:45,217 Fair enough, but where, then, is the missing link 49 00:02:45,318 --> 00:02:48,151 between apes and this Darwinius masillae? 50 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,018 Answer me that, Professor! 51 00:02:51,424 --> 00:02:55,087 Okay, granted, that one missing link is still missing, 52 00:02:55,328 --> 00:02:58,525 but just because we haven't found it doesn't mean it doesn't exist! 53 00:02:59,699 --> 00:03:02,862 Things don't exist simply because you believe in them. 54 00:03:02,969 --> 00:03:05,994 Thus sayeth the Almighty Creature in the Sky! 55 00:03:13,879 --> 00:03:16,712 I'll show that banana-swilling poop-slinger! 56 00:03:16,815 --> 00:03:19,648 We just need to find that last missing link. 57 00:03:19,918 --> 00:03:23,820 I found a missing link. It seems to be half man, half toucan. 58 00:03:23,922 --> 00:03:26,823 Not what we're looking for. Throw it in the soup. 59 00:03:29,862 --> 00:03:31,056 And here's something. 60 00:03:31,163 --> 00:03:33,654 Uh-oh. It's another one of Fry's dogs. 61 00:03:33,766 --> 00:03:36,132 - You find something, Hermes? - Ah, no. 62 00:03:40,873 --> 00:03:43,432 I hate chiseling right after a manicure. 63 00:03:43,908 --> 00:03:46,843 Oh! Darn it! I broke off one of my fingers! 64 00:03:47,211 --> 00:03:49,645 Look, Cubert. The neck on this one. 65 00:03:49,847 --> 00:03:52,475 I bet he spent a fortune on ties! 66 00:03:54,185 --> 00:03:55,311 What, too soon? 67 00:03:55,420 --> 00:04:00,323 I highly doubt a Jurassic elaphrosaurid had access to neckwear. 68 00:04:01,359 --> 00:04:04,817 I knew I should have gone with the ring-around-the-collar joke. 69 00:04:05,330 --> 00:04:07,628 Hey, look! I found a robot fossil! 70 00:04:07,832 --> 00:04:10,733 That's a bedspring, you dumb bedspring! 71 00:04:10,835 --> 00:04:12,598 There are no robot fossils. 72 00:04:12,804 --> 00:04:15,068 What? Who says I didn't evolve? 73 00:04:15,206 --> 00:04:16,298 Everybody! 74 00:04:16,407 --> 00:04:20,638 Robots were created quite recently. It was in all the papers. 75 00:04:20,744 --> 00:04:22,735 Then explain this! 76 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,353 I've hit a rich vein of missing links. 77 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:37,653 Java man, Piltdown man, Manfred Mann. 78 00:04:37,994 --> 00:04:39,723 Eureka! 79 00:04:40,130 --> 00:04:42,826 It's the elusive missing missing link. 80 00:04:42,933 --> 00:04:45,595 This will show Banjo, once and for all. 81 00:04:45,802 --> 00:04:47,463 Yeah! 82 00:04:48,572 --> 00:04:50,335 - What the... Oh, that's mine. 83 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:59,380 Hmm. My tux doesn't fit. 84 00:04:59,482 --> 00:05:02,383 Probably because I've grown so much since I last wore it. 85 00:05:02,485 --> 00:05:04,715 Or evolved, one might say. 86 00:05:04,820 --> 00:05:06,344 One might not say that. 87 00:05:06,455 --> 00:05:09,288 Your tux doesn't fit because you stole it from a boy. 88 00:05:09,525 --> 00:05:10,992 You mean a man. 89 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:12,390 It was his Bar Mitzvah. 90 00:05:13,162 --> 00:05:14,891 Welcome, museum members. 91 00:05:14,997 --> 00:05:18,194 Or, as I like to call you, future exhibits. 92 00:05:20,436 --> 00:05:21,494 He's good. 93 00:05:21,604 --> 00:05:24,232 Tonight we have a new resident here in the Hall of Hominids, 94 00:05:24,340 --> 00:05:27,832 generously donated by its discoverer, Hubert Farnsworth. 95 00:05:28,177 --> 00:05:30,270 Ladies and gentlemen, Homo Farnsworth. 96 00:05:34,082 --> 00:05:36,676 Once again, science saves the day. 97 00:05:37,118 --> 00:05:38,312 The end. 98 00:05:38,953 --> 00:05:42,184 And now, to discuss the scientific implications of this discovery, 99 00:05:42,290 --> 00:05:45,726 our new museum curator, Dr. Banjo! 100 00:05:49,330 --> 00:05:52,595 Thank you, Professor Farnsworth, for your generous gift, 101 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:55,225 which has, once and for all, disproven evolution. 102 00:05:56,271 --> 00:05:58,865 Behold! Homo Farnsworth, 103 00:05:58,973 --> 00:06:01,942 frolicking with dinosaurs at the moment of creation. 104 00:06:03,745 --> 00:06:06,578 I don't want to live on this planet anymore. 105 00:06:13,921 --> 00:06:15,149 Faster! Faster! 106 00:06:15,255 --> 00:06:17,689 Just drop me off at that asteroid over there. 107 00:06:20,694 --> 00:06:23,527 Wow, this planetoid is completely lifeless. 108 00:06:23,630 --> 00:06:25,530 Not lifeless enough! 109 00:06:25,699 --> 00:06:27,963 Set up my shack so I can kick you out of it! 110 00:06:31,104 --> 00:06:33,265 Professor, is this your only water source? 111 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:34,998 It looks like Diet Dr. Pepper. 112 00:06:35,142 --> 00:06:38,942 It's not that bad. It's just laden with toxic minerals. 113 00:06:39,046 --> 00:06:40,479 But not for long. 114 00:06:41,281 --> 00:06:44,408 - What's in the tube? - Microscopic Nanobots. 115 00:06:46,752 --> 00:06:50,518 They're tiny robots I designed to eat up nasty irritants. 116 00:06:51,324 --> 00:06:54,225 Speaking of nasty irritants, what's gonna become of Cubert? 117 00:06:54,393 --> 00:06:56,361 Who? Oh, my son. 118 00:06:56,829 --> 00:07:00,526 Don't worry. He's been safely abandoned with his godfather. 119 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:04,997 Cubert, I felt we needed some father-son bonding time, 120 00:07:05,104 --> 00:07:09,234 so I found a couple of baseball gloves and boiled them up for lunch. 121 00:07:09,342 --> 00:07:11,435 Why don't you just go to hell! 122 00:07:11,544 --> 00:07:14,877 Wait! We still have to discuss the facts of life. 123 00:07:15,014 --> 00:07:16,413 What are they? 124 00:07:18,818 --> 00:07:21,718 Okay, I finished moving the last grand piano. 125 00:07:21,820 --> 00:07:23,048 Now can we have our pizza? 126 00:07:23,154 --> 00:07:25,850 You'll get your damn pizza, you parasite! 127 00:07:25,957 --> 00:07:29,449 First, let's see if my Nanobots have purified the water yet. 128 00:07:33,865 --> 00:07:37,699 The water's as sterile as my milkman-trusting father. 129 00:07:38,069 --> 00:07:39,127 But what's this? 130 00:07:39,237 --> 00:07:41,762 The Nanobots have gotten more complex. 131 00:07:41,873 --> 00:07:43,135 What's that you say? 132 00:07:43,241 --> 00:07:46,506 Those robots evolved all by themselves, you say? 133 00:07:46,611 --> 00:07:49,580 It wasn't by themselves. I put them there. 134 00:07:49,681 --> 00:07:51,706 I'm a genius. Get over it! 135 00:07:51,983 --> 00:07:53,610 Look. Now they got bigger. 136 00:07:54,352 --> 00:07:56,546 Good heavens! Trilobots! 137 00:08:04,061 --> 00:08:07,326 Oh, no! My sunglasses were in there! 138 00:08:16,941 --> 00:08:17,965 Get off! 139 00:08:18,075 --> 00:08:20,202 Let's get the pizza out of here! 140 00:08:27,217 --> 00:08:30,186 Look, there's a cave-like hole in that mountain. 141 00:08:30,321 --> 00:08:31,549 It might be a cave. 142 00:08:40,430 --> 00:08:41,692 Does anyone have a lighter? 143 00:08:41,798 --> 00:08:43,322 Hang on. 144 00:08:48,538 --> 00:08:49,937 Okay, we have shelter 145 00:08:50,039 --> 00:08:52,837 and just enough precious food to ward off starvation. 146 00:08:52,942 --> 00:08:54,500 It's pizza time! 147 00:08:56,946 --> 00:08:58,208 Pineapple? 148 00:08:58,681 --> 00:09:00,581 - Man! - So much for that. 149 00:09:03,186 --> 00:09:06,212 Hello. I remembered you liked superheroes, 150 00:09:06,322 --> 00:09:08,415 so I painted you a mural on your wall. 151 00:09:08,891 --> 00:09:10,414 This is Father-Man. 152 00:09:10,525 --> 00:09:13,153 He fights crime to earn Son-Boy's respect. 153 00:09:13,528 --> 00:09:15,496 - Is it working? - This is sucky! 154 00:09:15,864 --> 00:09:18,890 You suck! Who taught you to do three-point perspective? 155 00:09:19,001 --> 00:09:21,799 I could make a better mural with my butt! 156 00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:25,833 Father-Man away. 157 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:35,610 Nothing like a cave for a good night's sleep. 158 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:38,412 So, what do we got to eat that's not poisoned with pineapple? 159 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:42,786 I packed plenty of food, but it's all in dehydrated pill form. 160 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,093 Then we need water from that pond. 161 00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:47,387 We'll have to fight our way past the Trilobots. 162 00:09:49,430 --> 00:09:51,694 Go! Go! Hit anything that moves! 163 00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:59,936 - Whoa. - Wow. 164 00:10:00,041 --> 00:10:02,407 A whole forest grew overnight. 165 00:10:03,744 --> 00:10:05,644 All these trees are robotic. 166 00:10:05,746 --> 00:10:08,180 I can't believe how quickly they sprung up. 167 00:10:08,282 --> 00:10:12,218 I can. Robots do everything faster, including evolving 168 00:10:12,319 --> 00:10:14,514 and believing how quickly things spring up. 169 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:24,695 One thing about Bristol-Myers Squibb, they know how to cook a steak. 170 00:10:25,031 --> 00:10:27,397 Hey, look at me. I'm the Ty-D-Bol Man. 171 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:29,661 I own a yacht, and everybody poops on me! 172 00:10:34,307 --> 00:10:35,672 Help! Police! 173 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,342 Everybody grab a club. 174 00:10:45,719 --> 00:10:48,688 Oh, big, tough water guy, why don't you come up here on land and... 175 00:10:53,359 --> 00:10:55,190 Look out for the next thing! 176 00:11:02,101 --> 00:11:04,661 Great Scott, a Tricycle-tops. 177 00:11:10,709 --> 00:11:13,143 Throw down, dinosaurs of the land and sea. 178 00:11:15,981 --> 00:11:19,576 This is a cool way to die! 179 00:11:21,587 --> 00:11:22,952 Dr. Zoidberg? 180 00:11:23,055 --> 00:11:25,751 I'm sorry for treating you like a total Zoidberg... 181 00:11:25,858 --> 00:11:26,882 I mean, loser. 182 00:11:28,494 --> 00:11:29,483 Go on. 183 00:11:29,595 --> 00:11:31,893 It's just that I get bullied a lot. 184 00:11:32,197 --> 00:11:35,427 I guess I kind of make fun of people as a defense mechanism. 185 00:11:35,733 --> 00:11:38,702 Hey, Cubert, is that your family mansion? 186 00:11:40,238 --> 00:11:43,264 Why don't you ask your mom? She's coming over for a sex visit. 187 00:11:49,914 --> 00:11:53,975 Don't worry, I know how to handle bullies. Just pretend like you're pathetic. 188 00:11:54,519 --> 00:11:56,544 Help, I'm scared! I wet myself. 189 00:11:56,654 --> 00:11:59,179 I'm crying like a baby and I'm soaking in pee, 190 00:11:59,290 --> 00:12:00,552 but what else is new? 191 00:12:04,295 --> 00:12:06,388 The pee-babies peed themselves. 192 00:12:06,497 --> 00:12:08,556 I'm off to pottery class, dorkwads. 193 00:12:10,701 --> 00:12:11,962 And that's that. 194 00:12:12,068 --> 00:12:15,868 Whoa! You're like some kind of dumpster Jedi. 195 00:12:16,273 --> 00:12:19,106 So, you want to come in maybe? 196 00:12:19,476 --> 00:12:22,604 I've got a nice pound cake with a footprint on it. 197 00:12:27,384 --> 00:12:28,408 Don't eat my butt! 198 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:33,989 If this is anything like killing that pigeon on my balcony, 199 00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:35,853 we've got our work cut out for us. 200 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,537 Look out, a solar flare! 201 00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:04,409 - What the shmell happened? - A mass extinction. 202 00:13:05,054 --> 00:13:08,512 That solar flare created a huge electromagnetic pulse 203 00:13:08,624 --> 00:13:13,425 that, while harmless to organic life, short-circuited the robo-dinosaurs. 204 00:13:13,529 --> 00:13:14,553 Convenient. 205 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:18,121 Only puny mammal-like robots cowering in caves 206 00:13:18,234 --> 00:13:19,997 could survive such a catastrophe. 207 00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:23,965 Guys, guys! I taught myself to knit. 208 00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:25,503 Wait a moment. 209 00:13:26,007 --> 00:13:29,499 If we could scavenge the right parts from these robo-dinos, 210 00:13:29,611 --> 00:13:32,580 I might be able to construct a rudimentary spaceship 211 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,341 to get us off this planet! 212 00:13:37,118 --> 00:13:41,555 Oh, well, it took almost two hours, but it's finished. 213 00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:45,790 Now let's go to sleep. 214 00:13:45,894 --> 00:13:49,352 It's solar powered, so we can't take off until sunrise. 215 00:13:51,099 --> 00:13:54,034 Well, let's find something comfy to bed down on. 216 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,494 Hey, looky here. 217 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,404 Sweet robot swan of Botswana! 218 00:14:35,509 --> 00:14:39,171 Looks like the fittest did a little surviving last night, huh? 219 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:40,302 Whatever. 220 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,675 Hey, looky there. 221 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:47,676 Those robo-cavemen have kidnapped our human regular-women. 222 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:48,776 We gotta save them! 223 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,448 But the only weapon we have is my fan dance. 224 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:56,728 I believe I can fashion a slingshot using this robot wishbone 225 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,093 and this elastic from my pants. 226 00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:10,569 I think they want wives, so just play along. 227 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:13,508 If it doesn't work out, we'll still get half their rocks. 228 00:15:13,611 --> 00:15:17,707 I can earn my own rocks. Also, I don't want any rocks. 229 00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:22,375 Well, it took almost 12 hours, but it's finished. 230 00:15:23,955 --> 00:15:25,149 It's too dark now, 231 00:15:25,256 --> 00:15:27,554 but first thing tomorrow, we'll slingshot them 232 00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:29,820 like they've never been slangshat. 233 00:15:42,874 --> 00:15:44,967 What's going on? How did we save you? 234 00:15:45,076 --> 00:15:46,441 It was the weirdest thing. 235 00:15:46,544 --> 00:15:50,343 We went to sleep, and when we woke up, our cave husbands were gone. 236 00:15:50,447 --> 00:15:52,438 I'm gonna miss Spencer. 237 00:15:56,587 --> 00:16:00,148 Don't be afraid, little guys. I'm not going to hurt you. 238 00:16:02,926 --> 00:16:04,484 Nice net. 239 00:16:04,595 --> 00:16:06,529 You can speak? 240 00:16:06,663 --> 00:16:07,857 Dread my locks! 241 00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:10,160 A fully-evolved robot human! 242 00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:12,326 I'm Dr. Widnar, a naturalist. 243 00:16:12,603 --> 00:16:14,366 And I'm Bender, baby. 244 00:16:14,505 --> 00:16:17,065 My human slaves and I come from a planet 245 00:16:17,174 --> 00:16:20,905 where organic life and robotic life evolved side by side. 246 00:16:21,145 --> 00:16:22,544 Shut up! 247 00:16:22,946 --> 00:16:24,072 Amazing. 248 00:16:24,181 --> 00:16:27,616 I've theorized that carbon-based, fat-filled life could exist, 249 00:16:27,717 --> 00:16:30,242 but until today, I never had any proof. 250 00:16:30,353 --> 00:16:32,548 Good for you. Can we go home now? 251 00:16:48,704 --> 00:16:50,194 Welcome, museum members, 252 00:16:50,306 --> 00:16:53,503 or as I like to call you, future exhibits. 253 00:16:55,178 --> 00:16:57,874 I now present my latest discovery, 254 00:16:57,980 --> 00:17:02,109 the amazing non-mechanical man, Homo Farnsworth. 255 00:17:04,286 --> 00:17:05,310 Thank you. 256 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:09,015 I must say, I'm so proud to see what you've blossomed into 257 00:17:09,124 --> 00:17:11,649 since I first created your ancestors. 258 00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:15,158 - What? - I thought you knew. 259 00:17:15,263 --> 00:17:19,256 You all evolved from some filth-gobbling Nanobots I designed. 260 00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:22,427 I dumped them in one of your ponds a few days ago. 261 00:17:22,537 --> 00:17:25,199 But this is creationist talk. 262 00:17:25,307 --> 00:17:26,740 He speaks lies! 263 00:17:26,842 --> 00:17:29,436 The Earth was created in eons, not days. 264 00:17:29,678 --> 00:17:32,272 Yes, relative to you, it was eons, 265 00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:36,282 but, well, look at this hologram I took the day before yesterday 266 00:17:36,384 --> 00:17:39,511 of a robot frolicking with a robo-dinosaur. 267 00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:44,157 I don't want to live on this planet anymore. 268 00:17:47,761 --> 00:17:50,286 You're under arrest for crimes against science. 269 00:17:50,631 --> 00:17:52,496 No! 270 00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:55,028 Could you drag me by the restroom? 271 00:18:02,543 --> 00:18:04,408 Go back to Roboklahoma! 272 00:18:05,412 --> 00:18:08,973 Order! In the matter of Everyone v. Farnsworth, 273 00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:12,950 the alleged creationist faces a sentence of death by melting. 274 00:18:13,053 --> 00:18:15,111 Who is representing the accused? 275 00:18:15,488 --> 00:18:17,183 - I am. - I am, Your Honor. 276 00:18:18,591 --> 00:18:20,525 Bender, what the hell are you doing? 277 00:18:20,727 --> 00:18:22,786 Shut up, I'm billing you by the hour! 278 00:18:22,896 --> 00:18:25,364 Besides, I'm a robot, they'll listen to me. 279 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,366 Ladytrons and gentlebots... 280 00:18:29,469 --> 00:18:34,133 Objection. In the absence of pants, defense's suspenders serve no purpose. 281 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,674 I'm going to allow them for now. 282 00:18:36,843 --> 00:18:40,074 Thank you. Your Honor, this meat-man does not deny 283 00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:43,206 that we robots are the glorious product of evolution. 284 00:18:43,316 --> 00:18:47,685 He claims only to have played a small role in supplying the initial machinery. 285 00:18:47,787 --> 00:18:49,982 I ask you, is that so crazy? 286 00:18:50,490 --> 00:18:52,514 Yes, it's completely crazy, 287 00:18:52,624 --> 00:18:56,754 and that is why you must find him not guilty by reason of insanity! 288 00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:00,662 Objection! I'm not crazy. 289 00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:02,028 I created you all, 290 00:19:02,134 --> 00:19:05,592 and I came here in a homemade spaceship and lived in a cave. 291 00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:08,365 If you don't believe me, ask my uncle. 292 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,769 Prosecutor, your opening statement? 293 00:19:11,877 --> 00:19:13,310 Yeah, honey, I'll be home for dinner. 294 00:19:13,412 --> 00:19:14,970 The prosecution rests, Your Honor. 295 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,138 Very well. 296 00:19:16,248 --> 00:19:19,809 We will reconvene when the jury reaches a verdict. 297 00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:28,715 Son, you in a whole mess of trouble. 298 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:40,993 What? 299 00:19:41,105 --> 00:19:43,300 Has the jury reached a verdict? 300 00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:44,965 No, we have not, 301 00:19:45,176 --> 00:19:48,373 for we have evolved to a higher state of consciousness. 302 00:19:48,713 --> 00:19:53,116 In the grand scheme, all physical beings are but yokels. 303 00:19:53,217 --> 00:19:56,516 Now, settle your petty squabbles and get the hell out. 304 00:19:59,557 --> 00:20:01,388 That'll be $10,000. 305 00:20:12,469 --> 00:20:15,063 Well, digital photographs don't lie. 306 00:20:15,171 --> 00:20:19,130 I admit that what you witnessed may have been some form of evolution. 307 00:20:19,242 --> 00:20:21,676 I'm glad you agree, Dr. Banjo. 308 00:20:21,778 --> 00:20:25,578 Evolution set in motion by a wise and all-knowing creator. 309 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:26,649 You. 310 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:30,149 Well, I don't know about all-knowing. 311 00:20:30,253 --> 00:20:32,915 And I admit it's possible, however unlikely, 312 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,924 that some wise and all-knowing alien monster 313 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,620 set evolution in motion here on Earth. 314 00:20:39,362 --> 00:20:41,329 And the creator could also be a robot. 315 00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:45,161 Then who built this so-called creator robot? 316 00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:47,667 Some magical bearded robot in the sky? 317 00:20:49,505 --> 00:20:52,235 I guess that would be stupid. Never mind. 318 00:20:52,341 --> 00:20:53,467 Then it's settled. 319 00:20:53,575 --> 00:20:57,739 Finally, a world in which I'm happy to raise my son. 320 00:20:58,013 --> 00:21:00,072 Good, 'cause I'm sick of him. 321 00:21:03,152 --> 00:21:05,746 I'm serious. He's a terrible person. 322 00:21:37,185 --> 00:21:38,152 ENGLISH - US - SDH